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Hablamos. 4 00:00:09,225 --> 00:00:10,301 And... 5 00:00:10,361 --> 00:00:12,108 ha... 6 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:13,708 blar... 7 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:15,541 [ CHALKBOARD: NONSENSE SCRIBBLES... 정라#@ ] 8 00:00:14,888 --> 00:00:17,841 - And hasta... luego! - ... luego! 9 00:00:18,581 --> 00:00:19,837 Nice day out today, isn't it? 10 00:00:19,861 --> 00:00:20,350 Yeah. 11 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:21,334 Shoot! 12 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,997 You forget something? 13 00:00:25,094 --> 00:00:28,007 Yeah, I forgot to stagger the timing of my exit with Shirley's. 14 00:00:28,032 --> 00:00:29,384 We both have a class across campus 15 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:31,227 and I can't go that kind of distance with, 16 00:00:31,252 --> 00:00:32,512 "Oh, that's nice." 17 00:00:32,722 --> 00:00:33,441 That's mean. 18 00:00:33,471 --> 00:00:33,986 No, 19 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:34,973 that's not nice. 20 00:00:34,998 --> 00:00:37,605 I find Shirley very easy to talk to. 21 00:00:37,690 --> 00:00:40,023 Besides, aren't you supposed to have, like, an Olympic gold medal 22 00:00:40,048 --> 00:00:41,187 in jibber-jabber? 23 00:00:41,268 --> 00:00:41,703 Yeah. 24 00:00:41,727 --> 00:00:42,981 But I'm a sprinter! 25 00:00:43,199 --> 00:00:45,733 I'm at my best during high speed bursts of wit. 26 00:00:45,823 --> 00:00:46,866 On a Shirley walk, 27 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:48,695 I'd be winded by that stoner tree. 28 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,476 Hey, Britta! Hi. 29 00:00:50,501 --> 00:00:50,994 What's up? 30 00:00:51,019 --> 00:00:52,590 Hey, Vaughn. How's it goin'? 31 00:00:52,615 --> 00:00:53,682 No worries. 32 00:00:53,706 --> 00:00:54,325 Interesting. 33 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:55,410 Because I might be worried 34 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:57,495 if I was playing hacky sack a decade too late. 35 00:00:57,775 --> 00:00:59,025 My class is that way. 36 00:00:59,135 --> 00:00:59,914 Alright. 37 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:01,461 I just want to point out -- that we easily walked 38 00:01:01,486 --> 00:01:02,822 more than a hundred yards 39 00:01:02,846 --> 00:01:04,335 with no awkward pauses. 40 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,440 And that, 41 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:06,553 ... is the sign of a true friend. 42 00:01:06,577 --> 00:01:07,056 So... 43 00:01:07,081 --> 00:01:09,299 I'm really glad that you're not hitting on me anymore. 44 00:01:11,392 --> 00:01:12,760 There's the awkward pause. 45 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,263 Aah! 46 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:17,169 ♪ "At Least It Was Here" - The 88's ♪ 47 00:01:17,229 --> 00:01:22,145 ♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay... ♪ 48 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,791 Excuse me. Oh, pardon me. 49 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:25,799 Professor Duncan. 50 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,066 Professor Duncan. 51 00:01:27,145 --> 00:01:28,507 Uh, ooh, sorry. 52 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,402 Annie Edison. 53 00:01:29,427 --> 00:01:31,154 - I'm in your 101 lecture. - Oh. Hello. 54 00:01:31,261 --> 00:01:33,031 I've heard about your special psych lab. 55 00:01:33,056 --> 00:01:34,657 - Ah, the Duncan Principle. 56 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:34,891 - Yes. 57 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,898 And I know it's limited to second year students, 58 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:39,037 but I had a 4.0 at Riverside High. 59 00:01:39,062 --> 00:01:41,052 And -- I'm not looking down on this school, at all -- 60 00:01:41,077 --> 00:01:42,797 but I'm only here because of an addiction to pills 61 00:01:42,822 --> 00:01:44,917 that I was told would help me... focus, 62 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:47,503 but they actually made me lose my scholarship and virginity. 63 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:48,546 Right. 64 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:49,589 If you would let me take your lab early, 65 00:01:49,614 --> 00:01:51,758 it would be a real feather in my transcript. 66 00:01:51,783 --> 00:01:54,218 Okay, I-I've been in this situation many times, 67 00:01:54,243 --> 00:01:55,887 so I'm just gonna be upfront. 68 00:01:55,947 --> 00:01:57,680 I'm not allowed to date students. 69 00:01:58,058 --> 00:01:58,446 Oh... 70 00:01:58,471 --> 00:01:59,920 But if in spite of that, 71 00:01:59,944 --> 00:02:01,804 you are still interested, then you may join the lab. 72 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:03,253 - Oh! - Ah. 73 00:02:03,286 --> 00:02:04,062 Okay, 74 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:06,189 uh, you need to bring two human subjects. 75 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,733 I asked politely and the panda took his pants off. 76 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:09,624 And so... 77 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:12,755 I never even knew that's what "asexual" meant! 78 00:02:13,279 --> 00:02:15,740 I wonder what this express package could be. 79 00:02:15,765 --> 00:02:17,992 Somebody had to get something to me very fast. 80 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,219 You brought your mail, to campus. 81 00:02:20,244 --> 00:02:21,045 Oh, yes. 82 00:02:21,069 --> 00:02:22,347 My Ear-Noculars. 83 00:02:22,372 --> 00:02:23,118 What is that? 84 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,390 It looks like your Bluetooth thingy -- 85 00:02:24,415 --> 00:02:27,460 No, no, no. No, no. This is my cell phone headset. 86 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:28,770 And this... 87 00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:30,197 is... 88 00:02:30,221 --> 00:02:32,048 Ear-Noculars. 89 00:02:32,912 --> 00:02:34,206 It's for spies and whatnot. 90 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:34,962 Gives you sonic hearing. 91 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:35,977 All hearing is sonic. 92 00:02:36,147 --> 00:02:36,676 What's that? 93 00:02:36,851 --> 00:02:37,653 So, 94 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:39,784 who wants to be in a psych experiment?! 95 00:02:39,850 --> 00:02:40,723 Hey, guys, guys. 96 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,777 Annie is talking about 97 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:44,143 some kind of experiment. 98 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,407 She's behind you. 99 00:02:45,685 --> 00:02:46,604 Not interested. 100 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:47,573 Please? 101 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:48,554 You get paid. 102 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,507 Do they do stuff to your butt? 103 00:02:50,932 --> 00:02:51,492 No. 104 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:53,986 Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt? 105 00:02:54,237 --> 00:02:54,829 No... 106 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:56,258 It's fine, I'll do it. I'm in. 107 00:02:56,283 --> 00:02:57,031 Yay! 108 00:02:57,484 --> 00:02:58,825 How about you, Abed? It's tomorrow. 109 00:02:58,849 --> 00:02:59,992 Oof. Tomorrow, 110 00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:02,078 they're showing all four Indiana Joneses at the Vista. 111 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:03,550 I'm really looking forward to the first three. 112 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:04,539 I bought a whip. 113 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:06,874 This is really important to me, Abed. 114 00:03:07,038 --> 00:03:08,842 Could you please go as my friend? 115 00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:10,039 My really good friend? 116 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:11,963 Wow -- I didn't realize we're good friends. 117 00:03:12,422 --> 00:03:14,159 I figured we were like Chandler and Phoebe. 118 00:03:14,184 --> 00:03:15,758 They never really had stories together. 119 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:17,781 Sure, I'll do it, Chandler. 120 00:03:17,805 --> 00:03:18,587 Oh...! 121 00:03:18,719 --> 00:03:19,862 Thank you, Abed. 122 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:21,262 Ohhh. 123 00:03:21,286 --> 00:03:23,161 I'm gonna go save Britta from that dude. 124 00:03:23,186 --> 00:03:25,017 Yeah, she looks like she's in trouble. 125 00:03:25,229 --> 00:03:27,103 Hope he doesn't try to handsome her to death. 126 00:03:29,398 --> 00:03:29,725 Hey. 127 00:03:29,749 --> 00:03:30,658 What's up, man? 128 00:03:30,683 --> 00:03:31,940 Hi, I'm Vaughn. 129 00:03:31,964 --> 00:03:32,484 You in line? 130 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:35,113 Oh, no, no, no. We're just, uh... we're just chilling. 131 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:37,091 Hey, you're not gonna order coffee? 132 00:03:37,115 --> 00:03:39,051 Oh, no. I was just gonna see... if Britta... 133 00:03:39,076 --> 00:03:40,742 Hey, no judgment, bro. I used to do coffee. 134 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:42,485 Then I made the switch to green tea, 135 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:43,244 it's like -0 136 00:03:43,373 --> 00:03:46,205 it's like filled with these antioxidants and stuff. 137 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:46,716 Hmm... 138 00:03:47,206 --> 00:03:48,291 It's pretty tight. 139 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,096 Tight. 140 00:03:49,121 --> 00:03:49,955 Yes. 141 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,217 I've heard that about green tea. 142 00:03:51,242 --> 00:03:53,463 I like green tea. I should make the change. 143 00:03:53,564 --> 00:03:54,777 Up top, sugar bear. 144 00:03:55,906 --> 00:03:56,870 Yeah, give me some of that. 145 00:03:57,435 --> 00:03:58,098 Small coffee, 146 00:03:58,122 --> 00:03:58,760 please. 147 00:03:59,216 --> 00:04:01,471 Britta's making the change to green tea. 148 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:02,280 Oh! 149 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:03,723 - It's good. It's good for your skin. - It's great, tastes good. 150 00:04:04,223 --> 00:04:06,225 Welcome, research assistants. 151 00:04:06,738 --> 00:04:08,372 If you turn your attention to the monitor, 152 00:04:08,494 --> 00:04:10,079 you will see our subjects are waiting 153 00:04:10,104 --> 00:04:11,268 for the experiment to begin. 154 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,315 But... 155 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:15,386 it's actually happening right now. 156 00:04:16,509 --> 00:04:18,571 You see, the waiting is the experiment. 157 00:04:18,596 --> 00:04:20,261 The Duncan Principle is simple. 158 00:04:20,457 --> 00:04:22,706 Namely, the more control lost by the e-- 159 00:04:22,731 --> 00:04:24,498 Yeah, I'm gonna write this down too, actually. 160 00:04:24,523 --> 00:04:25,495 That's a good point. 161 00:04:25,771 --> 00:04:27,972 The more control lost by the ego, 162 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:29,205 the more... 163 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:31,042 gained by the id. 164 00:04:31,162 --> 00:04:33,586 Resulting in a surprisingly predictable, 165 00:04:33,895 --> 00:04:35,954 emotional eruption, or -- 166 00:04:36,384 --> 00:04:37,507 breaking point. 167 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,102 Known to Ma and Pa, 168 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,427 as a good old-fashioned tantrum. 169 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,025 Oh. 170 00:04:45,049 --> 00:04:45,973 Annie. 171 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:47,600 Why don't you, uh, 172 00:04:47,777 --> 00:04:50,050 go and tell our subjects that we're gonna be starting the experiment 173 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:51,357 in five minutes, okay? 174 00:04:53,151 --> 00:04:53,484 Hm? 175 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:55,399 And, Annie, 176 00:04:56,638 --> 00:04:58,611 it's never actually going to start. 177 00:05:00,183 --> 00:05:02,389 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... 178 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,388 Oh, I like that. 179 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,992 All day. 180 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,000 Hi, everyone. 181 00:05:13,433 --> 00:05:14,195 Hi, Troy. 182 00:05:14,498 --> 00:05:15,402 Hi, Abed. 183 00:05:16,119 --> 00:05:17,672 Hi, Señor Chang? 184 00:05:17,733 --> 00:05:18,297 What, 185 00:05:18,504 --> 00:05:21,297 community college Spanish teacher can't use 80 bucks? 186 00:05:21,978 --> 00:05:22,677 Well -- 187 00:05:22,852 --> 00:05:23,833 we're just -- 188 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:25,012 running a little bit behind, 189 00:05:25,037 --> 00:05:26,806 so, we'll probably start in about... 190 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:27,676 five minutes. 191 00:05:27,701 --> 00:05:28,296 NO! 192 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:29,410 No, no! 193 00:05:29,598 --> 00:05:31,195 No, no, no, no, no! 194 00:05:31,219 --> 00:05:32,139 Unacceptable! 195 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:34,372 When you say something starts at 9, 196 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:36,607 it starts at nueve. 197 00:05:37,556 --> 00:05:38,342 AGH... ! 198 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,572 ... Nnnnnnnnnno!! 199 00:05:42,715 --> 00:05:44,048 - "Noooooooo!" 200 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,575 - And we're off. 201 00:05:57,015 --> 00:05:58,921 Did you know we walk the same way after class? 202 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:01,173 I'm sure you didn't, or else we would have been walking together, 203 00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:02,160 unless you're a jerk. 204 00:06:02,185 --> 00:06:02,515 Hm. 205 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:03,548 Just kidding. 206 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:04,922 Let's do it. 207 00:06:04,946 --> 00:06:05,606 Mm-hm. 208 00:06:05,757 --> 00:06:07,274 Don't go too fast for these dogs. 209 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,389 Short legs. 210 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:15,291 - How do you like Green...? - You got a kid, right? 211 00:06:15,316 --> 00:06:15,657 What's that? 212 00:06:15,681 --> 00:06:16,314 Nothing. 213 00:06:20,574 --> 00:06:22,695 So Pierce isn't exactly right in the head, is he? 214 00:06:26,306 --> 00:06:28,254 I know a lot of grown men with radar dishes 215 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:29,222 coming out of their ears. 216 00:06:30,036 --> 00:06:31,412 He's like Inspector Gadget. 217 00:06:31,437 --> 00:06:33,122 Yeah, go go gadget incontinence. 218 00:06:33,147 --> 00:06:35,416 How about that guy that's always around flirting with Britta? 219 00:06:35,441 --> 00:06:36,856 I know. He's the worst. 220 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,501 Vaughn? 221 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:39,010 I know. And what is with his hair? 222 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:40,021 It's perpetually moist. 223 00:06:40,132 --> 00:06:41,337 Okay. We're three hours in, 224 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:42,739 so let's review what we've seen. 225 00:06:42,764 --> 00:06:43,925 And pay close attention 226 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:45,885 to every subject's breaking point. 227 00:06:45,936 --> 00:06:47,313 We've got... 228 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,807 [ ON TAPE] "AHHHHHHHHHH!" 229 00:06:47,587 --> 00:06:48,687 ... a shouter. 230 00:06:48,889 --> 00:06:50,302 That one's a stomper. 231 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,349 Bye, hippie. 232 00:06:51,714 --> 00:06:53,300 There's a generic whack job, 233 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,770 bouncing up and down like a 6 foot child. 234 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,136 Shaking, write that down. 235 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:57,470 Mm-hmm. 236 00:06:57,494 --> 00:06:58,648 Visible shakes. 237 00:06:59,205 --> 00:07:00,866 Look at the little one chase the big one, 238 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:01,751 Look at them go! 239 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:03,362 I can make them go quicker, it's like like Benny Hill. 240 00:07:03,387 --> 00:07:05,321 Let's.. go back here. Woo-woo, get 'im! 241 00:07:05,574 --> 00:07:06,614 Lightens the mood. 242 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:08,699 And -- back to the present. 243 00:07:09,316 --> 00:07:11,077 And then there were two... 244 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,045 Break, break... 245 00:07:24,997 --> 00:07:27,301 No, no, Annie... ! 246 00:07:27,491 --> 00:07:29,181 What is going on in there?! 247 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:31,138 I wasted all day! 248 00:07:31,247 --> 00:07:32,513 Here... ! 249 00:07:32,793 --> 00:07:33,873 For you! 250 00:07:34,266 --> 00:07:37,286 The Soul Train Awards were tonight... ! 251 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,730 "You promised... " 252 00:07:45,589 --> 00:07:47,549 And he's out. We got him. 253 00:07:47,574 --> 00:07:49,948 Professor, w-what is with that last guy? 254 00:07:49,973 --> 00:07:51,559 I've seen this before. 255 00:07:51,845 --> 00:07:53,184 The longer they wait, 256 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,649 the harder they break. 257 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,342 Buckle up, students. 258 00:07:57,248 --> 00:07:59,208 You see how often Hacky Sack takes his shirt off? 259 00:07:59,286 --> 00:08:01,201 He'd play shirts and skins in a game of checkers! 260 00:08:01,817 --> 00:08:04,296 I'm so glad to be able to talk to someone about this. 261 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,382 I wanted to say something to Britta about it, but... 262 00:08:06,714 --> 00:08:09,261 We're supposed to be friends now, and she'd think I was jealous. 263 00:08:09,286 --> 00:08:11,262 I don't see why you and Britta aren't together. 264 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:14,015 Two cute white people going to school together -- just seems right. 265 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:16,058 Shirley, we are not pandas in a zoo. 266 00:08:17,575 --> 00:08:19,081 Oh, Oh, dear. 267 00:08:20,715 --> 00:08:21,381 Whoa... ! 268 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,482 That is not what I want to see. 269 00:08:28,477 --> 00:08:30,573 And there goes the shirt. 270 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:39,978 Hey. 271 00:08:40,002 --> 00:08:41,542 Hey, I'm fine. Oh. 272 00:08:42,176 --> 00:08:42,960 Want me to, uh... 273 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:44,871 want me to, uh, check you for grass stains? 274 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,259 I wasn't sure how or when to bring up 275 00:08:47,284 --> 00:08:49,158 that I was hanging out with Vaughn. I -- 276 00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:50,000 figured that you'd 277 00:08:50,024 --> 00:08:50,968 make fun of him. 278 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:52,345 And me... 279 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:53,505 Oh, well. 280 00:08:53,605 --> 00:08:54,893 Uh, first of all, 281 00:08:54,985 --> 00:08:56,668 friends don't make fun of each other, 282 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,725 even if they're being... 283 00:08:58,483 --> 00:09:00,603 tackled in the quad by a hippie. 284 00:09:00,628 --> 00:09:01,497 And secondly, 285 00:09:02,456 --> 00:09:03,590 Vaughn... 286 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,191 seems cool. 287 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:10,029 You guys should hang out sometime. 288 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:14,159 I gotta go. I, uh... 289 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:15,747 That was tacky out there, 290 00:09:16,339 --> 00:09:17,526 you won't ever see that again. 291 00:09:17,551 --> 00:09:19,413 Oh, no worries, brah! 292 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:27,338 Shirley! 293 00:09:28,848 --> 00:09:30,841 Did you see Señor Chang's socks today? 294 00:09:31,168 --> 00:09:32,218 Tiny bullfighters. 295 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,179 I can top that. 296 00:09:34,204 --> 00:09:36,055 Did you see that Hacky Sack wears an anklet? 297 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,726 Since when won't you talk about Vaughn? 298 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:43,062 I'm trying to be a good friend to Britta. 299 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,352 She thought I was gonna make fun of him, but I wanna be... 300 00:09:46,384 --> 00:09:47,483 unpredictable. 301 00:09:48,002 --> 00:09:49,527 I'm -- gonna show her, 302 00:09:49,675 --> 00:09:52,113 that I am not the jerk she thinks I am. And... 303 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:53,734 ... friend the hell out of that 304 00:09:53,989 --> 00:09:55,334 green-tea-drinking 305 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:56,617 drum circler. 306 00:09:56,642 --> 00:09:57,259 Mmpkay! 307 00:09:57,284 --> 00:09:59,078 But tell me you noticed how small his nipples are. 308 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,232 Not engaging. 309 00:10:00,257 --> 00:10:02,123 What? It's not gossip when it's fact! 310 00:10:02,284 --> 00:10:03,749 My kids got hamsters with bigger nips. 311 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:04,233 No! 312 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,046 Oh, well. 313 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:05,440 No! 314 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:06,453 Jeff! 315 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:10,756 Is... Is it on pause? 316 00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:12,229 No, 317 00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:13,968 that's just him. 318 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:22,601 Sorry you've been waiting 26... hours. 319 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,271 It's... just gonna be another five minutes. 320 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:26,438 Okey-dokey. 321 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:27,908 Okey-dokey. 322 00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:29,441 Oh, my... 323 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:31,443 Why won't he leave? 324 00:10:31,468 --> 00:10:32,094 Professor. 325 00:10:32,118 --> 00:10:32,778 What? 326 00:10:32,803 --> 00:10:34,655 I'm sorry, this guy's not moving. 327 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:35,211 I have... 328 00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:37,074 classes to go to. 329 00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:38,014 Go! 330 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:38,626 Fine! 331 00:10:38,651 --> 00:10:41,453 Go kill John Lennon again, you loser. 332 00:10:42,611 --> 00:10:44,206 He's ruined my study. 333 00:10:44,612 --> 00:10:47,084 He has warped the Duncan Principle. 334 00:10:47,304 --> 00:10:50,296 Damn you, you outlying piece of datum! 335 00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:51,589 Ow! 336 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,465 Aah.., ! 337 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:56,897 It's you. 338 00:10:57,154 --> 00:10:58,515 It's your fault. 339 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,587 But -- you told me to bring subjects! 340 00:11:00,632 --> 00:11:01,678 Yeah, subjects. 341 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,017 Not Rain Man. 342 00:11:03,356 --> 00:11:05,102 I should never have let you into this lab, 343 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:08,063 Miss Annie Fanny Panties in a Bunch. 344 00:11:08,095 --> 00:11:08,685 Oh. 345 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,150 Oh, that's soooo hilarious. 346 00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:13,945 D'ja think of that the last time you skipped a trip to the dentist? 347 00:11:13,656 --> 00:11:14,102 - Oh! 348 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:15,517 Let me answer that question 349 00:11:15,894 --> 00:11:16,822 with another question. 350 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:21,548 It's not fair! 351 00:11:21,572 --> 00:11:23,329 It's not fair! 352 00:11:23,354 --> 00:11:24,593 WHY!? Wh -- 353 00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:26,367 What are you doing? 354 00:11:26,391 --> 00:11:27,791 Put -- ! Stop writing! 355 00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:29,359 Put your -- back! Give me that. 356 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,281 Get out! 357 00:11:30,305 --> 00:11:32,671 Get out, you bunch of dorks! 358 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:33,631 Get out! 359 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:40,930 You have destroyed the Duncan Principle. 360 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:48,395 GO. HOME! 361 00:11:52,316 --> 00:11:52,775 Cool. 362 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,362 "See ya!" 363 00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:58,052 So, uh... 364 00:11:58,077 --> 00:12:00,366 Britta said that you did a lot of community service. 365 00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:03,702 Ultimate Frisbee at the Senior's Centre. It is... amazing. 366 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:05,431 And what makes Frisbee ultimate? 367 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:06,639 Ha ha, man... 368 00:12:06,911 --> 00:12:09,725 If I had a nickel for every time I wished somebody asked me that. 369 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,895 I'm gonna get dessert. Want anything? 370 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,415 Carrots. 371 00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:15,130 Oh, I'm good. 372 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:18,192 Hey, you two. 373 00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:18,680 Hey. 374 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,753 Well! 375 00:12:19,777 --> 00:12:21,320 That's a cool shirt. 376 00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:22,888 Thank you. Thank you very much. 377 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,139 Where's it from? 378 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:26,625 Oh. Uh, psh... I don't even know. 379 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,018 I guess it's, well... 380 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,011 Uh... 381 00:12:29,342 --> 00:12:31,146 Hey, look at that. Hanes Classic. 382 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:32,790 Oh, that's nice. 383 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:35,084 You know, people underestimate the elderly, 384 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:38,403 y'know, but you see these guys out there and they're throwing the 'bee. 385 00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:40,274 And they're just loving life. 386 00:12:40,298 --> 00:12:41,615 It's just inspiring. 387 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:43,253 You know, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna really... 388 00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:44,618 I'm gonna think about it. 389 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,419 Alright. 390 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:46,996 I'm gonna check on Brits. 391 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:48,058 See you. 392 00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:49,540 See ya! 393 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,435 You are the Devil! 394 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,294 I know...! 395 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,527 [ STRUGGLING in SPANISH ] Uh, Donde Vaughn... ustedes? 396 00:12:55,552 --> 00:12:56,931 Los... Sabidos? 397 00:12:58,762 --> 00:12:59,689 Domingo. 398 00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,302 Plus... ah, okay. 399 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,536 - I have a question. - "Where do we go on Saturdays?" 400 00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,571 - You said, "Sunday." - I have a question for you. 401 00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:06,911 You like Vaughn, right? 402 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,012 Oh, he... he's very cute. 403 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,508 I'm just worried that he's thinking 404 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:13,188 a little bit more intensely about this thing than I am. 405 00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:16,066 He says stuff, you know, after... 406 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,319 School? 407 00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,021 After... 408 00:13:20,045 --> 00:13:20,738 Dinner mints? 409 00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:21,684 After... 410 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,741 Not having sex... ? 411 00:13:25,953 --> 00:13:27,310 How... was that? 412 00:13:27,334 --> 00:13:28,620 What? Forget that. 413 00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:32,082 The problem right now is that he's calling me "babe." 414 00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:33,584 He's trying to hold my hands. 415 00:13:33,609 --> 00:13:35,982 It's getting a little relationship-y. 416 00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:36,560 And... 417 00:13:36,745 --> 00:13:38,565 he gave me something. 418 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:39,935 Herpes? 419 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:40,716 No. 420 00:13:41,377 --> 00:13:42,136 This. 421 00:13:43,315 --> 00:13:44,114 A poem? 422 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:46,221 How do I respond to something like that? 423 00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:47,306 "Thank you"? 424 00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:49,693 Well, it's a very good question. 425 00:13:49,718 --> 00:13:51,769 And it's one I will answer... 426 00:13:51,794 --> 00:13:53,395 Eh... Oh, I'm getting a text. 427 00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:55,606 I'm just gonna read it if you don't mind. 428 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:58,051 I am reading it... 429 00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:01,028 and... it is read. 430 00:14:01,198 --> 00:14:04,406 "Did you ever notice where the ocean meets the sky? 431 00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:05,749 Did ya? 432 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,576 It's the same wizard blue 433 00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:09,625 That I see In your eye, 434 00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:10,977 Britta," 435 00:14:11,002 --> 00:14:12,206 Oh, no, no... ! 436 00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:14,333 Thank you so much! This has brightened my day. 437 00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:16,250 I'm so glad we can rip on that dude again. 438 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,211 Look at this. Look at this. 439 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,299 That is the stain of a tear drop 440 00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:20,385 over the word, 441 00:14:20,516 --> 00:14:21,099 "rad." 442 00:14:21,124 --> 00:14:22,836 Oh, he said "rad", I thought he said "red"! 443 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,902 That makes it worse! Ahahahaha... 444 00:14:25,052 --> 00:14:26,275 I'm surprised he can read. 445 00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:28,430 - You know? - I know. 446 00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:30,474 Hey, 447 00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,493 sorry about bailing on the psych experiment. 448 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,978 That was the experiment, Troy. 449 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:37,356 We were testing to see how long people would wait in the room. 450 00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:39,524 Whoa. 451 00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:40,003 Oh. 452 00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:40,983 Gotcha. 453 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:41,838 "Gotcha"? 454 00:14:42,243 --> 00:14:43,076 That's all you have to say? 455 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:43,407 Yeah. 456 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:47,449 You sat in a room for 26 straight hours. 457 00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:48,105 Didn't that -- 458 00:14:48,549 --> 00:14:49,363 bother you? 459 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,105 Yeah, I was livid. 460 00:14:50,129 --> 00:14:51,453 Then why didn't you leave?! 461 00:14:51,531 --> 00:14:53,288 Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends. 462 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,021 Wait. Is this still part of the experiment? 463 00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,433 H-He's more like a puppy, with a fish mouth. 464 00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:04,967 Right, right, right. It's more like this: 465 00:15:07,309 --> 00:15:08,846 That's right. Laugh it up. 466 00:15:09,847 --> 00:15:11,056 You guys wanna know what they're doing? 467 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:11,640 Yeah. 468 00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:12,221 Sure. 469 00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:13,600 Making fun of all of us. 470 00:15:16,806 --> 00:15:18,745 I heard you with my own Ear... 471 00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:19,506 Noculars. 472 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,225 Pierce. 473 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,791 - We are not making fun of you. - Ah, ha! 474 00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,277 Calling me Hacky Sack, 475 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:24,165 and ripping my... 476 00:15:25,101 --> 00:15:27,823 ... my six-pack abs and my moist hair. 477 00:15:27,848 --> 00:15:29,032 And that face you made: 478 00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:31,613 that was pretty obviously Annie. 479 00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:32,918 Okay. 480 00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:34,746 This is definitely still part of the experiment. 481 00:15:34,772 --> 00:15:35,352 Pierce, 482 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:36,874 we were not making fun of you. 483 00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:37,339 Yeah... 484 00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:39,366 We're making fun of Britta's boyfriend, Vaughn. 485 00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:40,961 Oh, good. 486 00:15:41,158 --> 00:15:42,306 Well, in that case, 487 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,547 if we're gonna do something, 488 00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:45,299 let's do it as a team. I'll get the ball rolling. 489 00:15:45,324 --> 00:15:47,050 Maybe he has a tiny penis. 490 00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:47,913 Who is this guy? 491 00:15:47,937 --> 00:15:49,178 You all have got to see him. 492 00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:51,211 Everything's all, "no worries, no worries", 493 00:15:51,236 --> 00:15:53,140 and he always says hello three times in a row. 494 00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:54,725 "Hello, good evening, how are you?" 495 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,268 And... look! 496 00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:57,616 He wrote a poem! 497 00:15:58,885 --> 00:15:59,324 Can I read it? 498 00:15:59,348 --> 00:16:00,247 We shouldn't show that. 499 00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:01,031 No, it's fine. 500 00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:02,399 I'll be done in like, an hour... ? 501 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,942 Yeah, no worries! 502 00:16:04,052 --> 00:16:04,943 He just said it! 503 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,694 Guys, you've met Vaughn, right? 504 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:08,950 Hey, what's up? 505 00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:09,907 Hi. 506 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:12,510 Ha-ha. 507 00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:13,580 What a fool. 508 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,871 This group's got a case of the giggles, huh? 509 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:16,510 Heh. 510 00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:18,332 Wait, is that...? 511 00:16:21,403 --> 00:16:22,971 Did you give them my poem? 512 00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:23,921 No. 513 00:16:24,379 --> 00:16:26,857 Okay, but why's the dinosaur rocking a picture of my poem? 514 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:27,758 Here, read it. 515 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:32,715 You guys are... 516 00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:35,015 You guys laughing at me, aren't you? 517 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,359 Yeah. 518 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,099 No. 519 00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,392 That's, uh... 520 00:16:37,645 --> 00:16:38,352 Wow. 521 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:44,358 This is the least tight thing that's ever happened to me. 522 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:49,738 I can't believe you. 523 00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:52,241 Honestly, Jeff. How dare you? 524 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,040 I can hear him outside. 525 00:16:57,597 --> 00:16:58,789 He's crying. 526 00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:01,792 Now, he's barking. 527 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:05,112 Jeff, wait! 528 00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:06,188 - I'm sorry I sold you out! 529 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,273 - Britta is never gonna forgive me. 530 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:08,882 Can't believe I showed that poem. 531 00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:11,260 Oh, my God, my life is Degrassi High. 532 00:17:11,285 --> 00:17:12,366 Oh, Jeff. 533 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,862 I have a gossip problem. 534 00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:16,765 I stir the pot, Jeff. I'm a pot stirrer. 535 00:17:17,064 --> 00:17:18,894 This isn't even the only study group I've had this year. 536 00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:20,102 You see those ladies over there? 537 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:23,855 I used to be in their group until they kicked me out. 538 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,275 They called me Tattle-ina. 539 00:17:26,326 --> 00:17:27,656 It's a bumblebee nickname. It's... 540 00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:30,112 It's cute, but it s-stings... 541 00:17:31,596 --> 00:17:32,047 Hey, 542 00:17:32,072 --> 00:17:33,907 look at the size of that woman's earrings. 543 00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:34,983 It's like -- 544 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,702 little dogs should be jumping through them. 545 00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,750 - Look at them. - This has to end. Mm-mn-mnh! Mn-mnh! 546 00:17:40,789 --> 00:17:42,232 - Shirley, don't do this. - Mnh... ! 547 00:17:42,588 --> 00:17:44,376 Look, we can still hang out. 548 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,502 It's just, 549 00:17:45,669 --> 00:17:46,461 you know, we won't... 550 00:17:46,687 --> 00:17:47,629 bag on people. 551 00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:49,239 Come on, Jeff, what are we gonna talk about? 552 00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:51,408 What -- m-my kids, your, your doctor career? 553 00:17:51,642 --> 00:17:52,232 I was a lawyer. 554 00:17:52,257 --> 00:17:53,844 See? I'm already bored... 555 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:57,723 Well... 556 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,591 We'll always have tiny nipples. 557 00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,436 Heh-heh-heh. They were tiny. 558 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,466 Okay. 559 00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:03,760 Hoo... 560 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:04,914 Jeff. Wait, wait. 561 00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:06,199 I know I shouldn't do this, 562 00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:07,816 but one last little piece of gossip... 563 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,029 Britta told me she had a... 564 00:18:12,054 --> 00:18:13,045 sex dream 565 00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:14,448 about you. 566 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,818 You still have a chance. 567 00:18:18,002 --> 00:18:18,568 Mnh-mn! 568 00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:19,195 Details. 569 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,245 Mnh! Unh-nnh-nm. 570 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,000 Details. 571 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:22,831 Details! 572 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,316 Abed, 573 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:27,544 here. 574 00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,220 I wanted to say -- sorry, for yelling at you. 575 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,823 Indiana Jones, cool. 576 00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:38,242 I just got the first three because... 577 00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,931 [ IN UNISON ] The fourth one blows. 578 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:42,351 We're cool. 579 00:18:42,909 --> 00:18:43,300 Britta. 580 00:18:43,325 --> 00:18:44,289 I do not wanna talk to you. 581 00:18:44,314 --> 00:18:46,021 No, I know, and I'm sorry. 582 00:18:46,271 --> 00:18:48,940 I'm really sorry. I'm really, really sorry. 583 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:51,109 - And I will go talk to Vaughn if you want me to... 584 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,818 - Vaughn broke up with me. 585 00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:52,290 Oh! 586 00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:53,695 Oh. 587 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,116 You broke my trust. 588 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,053 You suck! 589 00:18:56,099 --> 00:18:57,449 No -- I know, and I'm sorry. 590 00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,242 But I was in a tough position. 591 00:18:59,817 --> 00:19:02,236 I couldn't handle just being one of the girls. 592 00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:06,994 What do you wanna be? 593 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:07,626 Is... 594 00:19:08,642 --> 00:19:11,254 Is there a spot on the friendship spectrum 595 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,236 between... 596 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,231 total stranger 597 00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:15,484 and having to hear about the guys you date? 598 00:19:15,891 --> 00:19:18,093 And ideally, just a notch underneath 599 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,071 driving you to the airport 600 00:19:19,096 --> 00:19:19,949 and painting your kitchen. 601 00:19:19,974 --> 00:19:21,016 How about the friend level 602 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,685 where you sometimes have to cat sit? 603 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,392 Done. 604 00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:27,490 And if I'm occasionally naked in your dreams, 605 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,438 I won't complain. 606 00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:29,144 Shirley... ! 607 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,649 I know, she's got a problem. 608 00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:32,359 She stirs the pot. She's a pot stirrer. 609 00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,237 Sorry, dudes. 610 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,597 No worries, man. 611 00:19:37,406 --> 00:19:39,308 Uh... some worries, man. 612 00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:40,617 Some worries. 613 00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:42,369 ♪ Now there was a time ♪ 614 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,111 Whoa. 615 00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:46,748 ♪ When you loved me so ♪ 616 00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:50,399 ♪ I could have been wrong ♪ 617 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:52,713 Shirley would've said something funny about that guy. 618 00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:53,788 Oh, oh -- Jeff! 619 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:54,602 Oh -- ! Heeheehee... 620 00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:55,677 Oh, no. 621 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:57,509 Pierce! 622 00:19:57,789 --> 00:19:59,219 Pierce, give me your ear thing. 623 00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:00,512 Got rid of it. 624 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:04,909 You see, Jeff, 625 00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:07,644 there are certain things man was not meant to hear. 626 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:09,677 We were designed by... 627 00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:12,305 whatever entity you choose... 628 00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:15,235 to hear what's... in this range. 629 00:20:15,527 --> 00:20:17,195 And --really, this range alone. 630 00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:19,781 Because, you know who's talking to us in this range. 631 00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:22,659 The people we love. 632 00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:24,035 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 633 00:20:24,544 --> 00:20:26,121 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 634 00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:28,331 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 635 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,584 ♪ How you like me now ♪ 636 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,961 He must've heard us call him Inspector Gadget. 637 00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:34,921 ♪ Remember the time? ♪ 638 00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,634 Oh, I think it's time for Burning Man. 639 00:20:39,723 --> 00:20:42,721 Oh, I'm Saddam Hussein. Oh. 640 00:20:42,746 --> 00:20:44,389 Nice to meet you, dude. 641 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,208 Ooh, wow. 642 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,573 I love reading and being a desperate housewife. 643 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:51,062 [ JAMAICAN ACCENT ] Hey, man, coming through, I love the Desperate Housewives. 644 00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:54,918 I'm Dr. Doogie Seacrest. 645 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:57,819 I think I'm better than everyone else because I'm 40. 646 00:20:57,844 --> 00:20:58,904 I'm not 40. 647 00:21:00,306 --> 00:21:02,157 I can hear you through the window, morons. 648 00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:06,952 Just pretend like you asleep. 649 00:21:07,352 --> 00:21:09,466 Just pretend like you were sleeping. 42477

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