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Listen up!

In today's Phys. Ed. class,

we'll be testing your physical strength!

We also have a special guest, Hiwamura-sensei!

Thank you for letting me join isdf kldh...

Why's Spooky Scary Sensei joining in?!

We can't even escape her curse in Phys. Ed.!

People think our homeroom teacher is spooky and scary.

But the truth is...

She's a diligent teacher who's just weak and wimpy.

Hiwamura-sensei seems to not have any self-confidence in her physical strength

so I invited her to observe the class and try it out with us!

Hiwamura-sensei joining the students for Phys. Ed. class is a worrying development.

Phys. Ed. is the class she needs to be most careful with!

Sensei shouldn't be wasting her precious stamina on something like this.

First, we'll measure grip strength!

Abikura!

You're the class president, right? Pair up with Hiwamura-sensei!

Huh?

I guess this isn't so bad after all!

Okay, let's measure your right hand first.

Right!

I've been keeping up with my strength training recently,

so I'll do my best!

Wait, Sensei.

You have to keep your arms apart and stretch out your back muscles for this.

S-Sorry!

It's lucky that she didn't get paired with another guy.

Grip strength: 10 kilos.

Side-steps: four!

Handball-throwing distance: not even able to hold the ball!

Minus one meter!

50 meter sprint: after stopping for a break in the middle...

3 minutes and 10 seconds!

She's as weak and wimpy as ever...

A-Are you okay, Sensei?

Last is the standing long jump.

We'll measure two people at a time for this.

Mukubayashi and Hiwamura-sensei!

Mizuki Mukubayashi!

An outgoing gyaru with

unrivaled athletic ability!

She ran the 50 meters in 4 seconds and managed to do 100 side-steps!

It's gonna be the oddly weak and wimpy teacher

versus the strong and sturdy gyaru!

Huh? Ain't I drawin' a lot of attention? Guess I better do my best!

Okay! Jump on "go"!

Ready... go!

Here goes!

Th-That's 5 meters!

It's not a world record, but it's pretty good!

Whaddya think of that?! How'd Spooky Scary Sensei do?

She got knocked over by the draft from Mukubayashi's jump.

A-Are you okay?

I-I'm sorry I wasn't able to jump very...

Sensei?!

It seems that you've tired yourself out a little.

If you take your bra off and get comfortable,

then rest for a bit, I think you'll soon feel better.

Okay... Thank you.

I'm going to step out for a moment, so I'll leave the rest to you, okay?

R-Right!

I'm sorry, Abikura-kun. I can't believe I fainted.

I couldn't do the exercises properly at all.

Don't say that. You were doing your best!

I had fun, though!

She did?!

I was able to share a wonderful experience with the students.

Sensei always gives everything her all.

Next time, I'll...

Sensei!

You should lie down right away!

U-Uh, Sensei...

I did 10 side-steps...

So 10 is enough for her, huh?

Typical Weak and Wimpy Sensei, she even struggles with strength tests...

Spooky Scary Sensei tried to curse you?!

Mizu! I'm scared!

You'll help me if she puts a curse on me, right?

L-Leave it to me!

I'm pretty tough if nothing else, so I'll protect our whole class!

It's great to have such a strong friend!

I did say that, but I'm scared of her too.

Oh, but I guess I shouldn't just assume that she's a scary person.

Plushies with students' names on them?!

Why is she bleeding?!

She's gotta be trying to summon something.

This is totally some kinda demon-summoning ritual!

That proves it!

Spooky Scary Sensei really was bad news, after all!

H-Huh? Student number 30, Mizuki Mukubayashi-san?

Maybe she left something behind?

Th-This is bad, Sensei. I think you really scared her!

Wha?!

There's no explaining a scene like this.

R-Really?

When I was doing lesson practice with these plushies,

I noticed they were torn.

So I tried mending them, but I ended up pricking my finger.

A weak and wimpy combo.

First, I need to clear up this misunderstanding!

Wait, Sensei!

Um...Mukubaygh jklm awsd...

I tried to warn her!

It's not what it looks like. This is practice fnh gh leshtyul.

Practice for a ritual?!

I-I was using the plushies in place of our class.

You're turning students into plushies?!

So these are your victims?!

This is getting worse and worse!

S-So the rumors really were true.

Rumors?

That Spooky Scary Sensei is controlling our class through fear,

and plans to eventually take over the whole school!

That's ridiculous!

When did it develop into a story like that?

I-It's not like that. Mukubayashi-san...

Don't come near me!

What a harsh rejection!

That's going to take a toll on Sensei's confidence for sure!

Sensei's already a lost cause.

Mukubayashi, just listen to me...

Shut up! I'm talking to Sensei right now!

I'm not gonna talk to someone who's been brainwashed like you have, Abikura!

Brainwashed?!

Everyone's been talking about it!

Saying that you were Sensei's first victim!

That she targeted you first! And now you're her pathetic little pet!

Everyone's been saying that?!

I mean, we've been at the same school since elementary,

and you've never been the class president type!

You don't have a shred of assertiveness in you,

you've always been a total gloomy gus!

The brainwashing must've really taken hold!

She thinks I'm in on it...

I've had enough of this!

I'm gonna be the one to protect this school!

I owe it to everyone who got turned into plushies!

This strong and sturdy gyaru has a rigid sense of justice, too.

Uh-oh! There's no way Sensei can beat Mukubayashi in a fight.

To be honest, I can't either. But it's do-or-die now!

Sensei! I'll hold her back, so run away.

Mukubayashi-san, you're so strong and cool!

Even though you're scared,

you're willing to stand up to me for the sake of everyone else.

I've always admired you!

How you're always at the center of our class,

and how well you did in the physical strength test!

It really was just a misunderstanding! I would never harm anyone!

Sensei!

M-Mukubayashi-san! I'm sorr...ngh!

S-Since I was bleeding earlier, I'm a little anemic...

From such a tiny amount?!

N-No way. It really was a misunderstanding?

Then she's not really scary at all, she's weak as heck!

And they ended up in such a suggestive pose just now!

I'm sorry for always doing this, Abikura-kun.

Always?!

Abikura! How could you?!

You've been taking advantage of our weak Sensei this whole time?

It wasn't Sensei I needed to defeat, it was you!

Help, Sensei! Please explain everything to this moron!

Somehow I managed to clear up the misunderstanding... for now.

You're doing pervy things with her again!

I-I'm not!

Sensei tripped as she was carrying files, and fell on me!

Really?

The evidence is right here!

What're you doing here anyway? School's finished already.

I could say the same to you! Why're you here?!

Well, I'm the class president, so...

What?! I told you, you're so not the right person for that.

I came to see Hiwamura-sensei!

T-To see me?!

Sorry about yesterday! I said so many horrible things about you!

I was so convinced that you were scary, but I totally misunderstood!

I know that now.

I mean, I know you were just trying to do your best, Sensei.

Whoa! Sensei finally has someone else on her side!

Oh, right. Sensei, your first name is Hiyori, right?

So can I call you Hiyorin?

Hiyorin?!

There's no way Sensei would be cool with such a pally nickname...

I-I'd reawwy like that!

She's so touched that she's crying?!

I-I've always wanted to be a teacher who students treat like a friend.

And I always wanted to be friends with you, Mukubayashi-san.

I'm sorry, too!

For always causing misunderstandings with my behavior.

Aw, don't cry!

You're just so cute, Hiyorin!

How did I ever think you were that scary?!

I'm always messing things up-

She closed the gap with her incredible energy.

This strong and sturdy gyaru has strong conversational skills, too.

Sensei already seems like she's having more fun than when she's talking to me.

It kinda stings!

But you know, I really think I should be the class president, yeah?

I'd be able to support you way better than Abikura can, Hiyorin!

Hey, Mukubayashi!

Why're you bringing this up all of a sudden?!

Besides, he's just taking advantage of your kindness to perv on you, isn't he?

He's never been the type of guy to wanna be class president!

He's just getting close to you to fulfill his own

ulterior motives 'cause you're cute, Hiyorin!

I-I can't even deny that!

B-But wait, I was serious about cheering Sensei on.

A-Abikura-kun isn't that kind of person.

Abikura-kun summoned all of his courage to stand for class president

so that he could become the more outgoing

version of himself that he always wanted to be!

Ah yeah, that was the impression she got.

Wha? Really? Hmm... So he was trying hard, huh?

But, well... You're just not suited to it, are you?

So you should give it up while there's still time.

She's such a busybody!

Besides, I'd be able to give Hiyorin a bunch of advice if I was class president!

R-Really?!

Mukubayashi-san, you have such a strong, clear voice.

Huh? You think so?

I'm really bad at speaking loudly enough,

so if you have any tips, I'd love to hear them.

Oh, sure! Leave it to me!

Take a big ol' deep breath, then let it out with gusto!

What a dumb explanation!

Oh, that's right. She's just a meathead.

Okay, I'll demonstrate, so just watch!

Abikura's an idiot!

Whew. Like that, see?!

What the heck was that?!

You're just being a nuisance!

And why'd you have to badmouth me, anyway?

It's no big deal.

The wind ensemble club do stuff like that outside all the time, don't they?

Amazing!

If I could speak that loudly,

I bet even the back of the class'd be able to hear me just fine!

Sensei?!

You shouldn't listen to an idiot like her.

What?! Who're you calling an idiot?!

O-Okay! I'll give it a try, too.

A-Abikura-kun...

Her voice is so weak! It'll get carried away by the wind!

Hiyorin, it might be a little harder for you since you're wearing a suit.

Try to put more power into this area.

I-I'm sorry!

I don't know my own strength, so sometimes I can't control it...

and end up wrecking things on the regular!

She's way scarier than Sensei!

I'm so sorry, Hiyorin!

D-Don't cry, Mukubayashi-san!

I'm always getting caught on things and tearing my clothes,

so I'm used to it!

That's true!

But it's not something you should just get used to!

You don't have to come up with stories just to make me feel better...

Here!

M-Mukubayashi-san?!

Now we're even.

Look all you want, Abikura!

If you don't, I won't have suffered the same embarrassment as Hiyorin!

Why did you strip, too?!

S-Sensei, for the time being, you can wear my trousers.

And I'll lend you my sweater, Mukubayashi!

You're doing this for us?

I lost! You sacrificed your own dignity for her.

But all I did was humiliate her. Some class president I'd be!

But who just strips with no hesitation like that?!

Sh-Shut up! This was all I could come up with.

It feels more lively and fun with the three of us here, doesn't it?

She's saying that in this situation?!

Despite us all being in our underwear?!

And so, I got to keep my post as class president.

After that...

Mukubayashi ended up joining our class admin meetings after school,

so my time alone with Sensei was no more.

I miss it!

Well, Sensei seems like she's having fun, so I can't be mad about it.

But that was the only time I could spend alone with her!

I was even thinking of trying to raise my English grade to get her to praise me...

What the heck is wrong with me?!

Studying extra hard isn't keeping things simple at all.

Akihito!

You're studying hard, I see. What a good boy!

I-I keep telling you to knock before you come in, Sis!

But I finally got a day off work,

so I felt like I just had to come and take care of you!

Shall I clean your room for you?

What would you like to eat for lunch?

Well... my room's already tidy, and I'll make lunch, so just relax.

How could you be so cold?

Why do you have to be so independent when we live under the same roof?

It's your own fault, Sis!

Since we're so far apart in age, you always spoiled me way too much!

I knew it wasn't any good for me,

so I made sure that I could do everything myself!

Having to depend on my big sister for everything would be too complicated.

I know!

Look! Remember this?

These are your little socks,

from back when you still used to let me spoil you, Aki-chan.

They're like a lucky charm to me. I even take them to work!

Get rid of them, already!

But you know, Akihito...

Haven't you been working even harder recently,

since starting your second year of high school?

You used to say keeping things simple was best

and only did the bare minimum studying, but now you're going to school earlier,

and you even come home later because of your class president duties or whatever.

You used to come home right away.

We got assigned a weird homeroom teacher.

Since then, school has... become kinda fun.

You may not let me spoil you anymore,

but as long as you're healthy, I'm happy, Akihito.

But, you see?!

Now that I have no outlet for these overflowing maternal instincts,

I wonder if there's a little rascal

somewhere that'll let me spoil them rotten?

What kind of question is that?

It's already been a month since I fulfilled my dream

of becoming a teacher.

It's not going well at all,

but I'm glad to have a student as kind as Abikura-kun.

Oh! I wonder if that's something you ordered.

You can at least let me answer the door!

I didn't order anything.

Coming!

Really? You're so cute! Come in, come in!

It's a little cold today, isn't it?

Do you like soup? Want me to heat some up for you?

Huh? What's she doing? Who on earth was at the door?

Here. Say "aah."

Aah?

S-Sensei?!

A-A-A-Abikura-kun?!

What? No way! She's your homeroom teacher, Akihito?!

She came to introduce herself since she just moved in next door,

and she was so cute that I just had to let her rest her head in my lap!

Next door?!

Are you kidding me? This is the stuff of dreams, not reality!

I'm sorry! I'll move right away!

W-Well, I'm bad at getting up in the morning,

so I moved here since it's closer to school.

But I never imagined that I'd end up moving next door to you, Abikura-kun!

H-Having your homeroom teacher live next door to you will make you anxious, right?

I can't move right away,

but I'll get going as soon as I've saved up the money!

N-No, you don't have to...

Huh, what are you talking about?

Wasting money is a no-no! Bad girl.

Akihito said it was fine, didn't he?

You don't need to move just for us.

Okay?

Huh? B-But...

No buts! Be good and promise me.

O-Okay.

She won her over.

It's hard work being a teacher, isn't it?

Are you eating properly?

I-I'm... o-okay!

Oh? You told a lie just now, didn't you?

It's bad manners to lie, you know.

I-I don't have time, so I get food from the convenience store.

Do teachers really get that busy?!

In that case, you should eat with us!

N-No, I couldn't let you do that...

It's fine!

Since you just got your teaching license, you must only be about 22, right?

That means you're basically still a baby!

Speaking of which, Akihito! Go and study in your room!

What?!

I want to spoil Hiyo-chan rotten, but if one of her students is here,

she won't be able to really let go and enjoy herself, will she?

This big sister of mine!

I'm not letting her spoil me, so she's trying to spoil Sensei instead!

Now, go on! Off you go!

Well, I guess it might be better for me if she can distract my sister.

Now I can get on with my studies.

Wait...

If I let my sister run wild...

and spoil Sensei as much as she pleases won't that completely ruin her?!

Sis, don't bother Sensei too much...

Akihito!

Hiyo-chan spilled coffee on her clothes,

so I thought I'd have her take a bath while she's here!

But why are you undressing in the living room?!

Oh, I know! Want to join us, Akihito?

Huh? What're you talking about?!

High school students are basically babies,

so it's fine for us to all bathe together, right, Hiyo-chan?

What?! No, that would be...

Gosh, I would really love it

if we could all have a nice, lively bath together.

You're a teacher, after all.

It's normal for you to care for your students, right?

Y-You think so? Maybe you're right...

Then, Abikura-kun, shall we... take a bath together?

No thanks!

Aw, he's so shy! How cute!

Our neighbor is even weak against my big sister.

Lesson 2

Weak and Wimpy After School

Mutter

Whisper

Whisper

Squeeze

Grip strength: 10 kg

That of an average 7-year-old girl

Wobble

Wobble

Shake

Fling

Shake

Wheeze

Wheeze

Wheeze

Wheeze

Wheeze

Haah

Haah

Yay

Mizuki Mukubayashi

Focused

Fwip

Wobble

Nurse's Office

Dizzy

Squish

Fast Asleep

Yoshikawa

Yoshikawa

Tremble

Tremble

Yoshikawa

Shiver

Shiver

Dazed

Huff Puff

Huff Puff

Rumble

The next day

Blush

Ba-dump

Drip

Drip

Bam

Whew

Wow

Silence

Strip

Chuckle

Abikura

Akihito is his first name

Akemi Abikura (29 years old)

Loves to spoil her younger brother

Twitch

Jolt

Ba-dump

Ba-dump

Shake

Twitch

Squeeze

Stroke