All language subtitles for Little.Singles.S01E07.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track3_[eng]

Here's to happiness
and forgetting the past, baby!

-Yeah!
-[Krista] Whoo!

[all cheer]

Opa!

You guys are just putting me
in this weird love triangle

that I don't wanna be in.
-I didn't put you in [bleep].

Stop [bleep] playing games.

You need to actually show that
you only wanna be friends

before you hurt her.
-[Krista] Yeah,
you're leading her on.

You're leading her on.

[JJ] Yeah.

It feels like I don't have any
friends anymore.

I want you to find a person
that can make you happy.

And I'm not that person.

I obviously do, like,
love him so much.

I guess I'm just gonna have
to try to let it go.

Even though my friendships are
strained right now,

I'm super excited because
my date with my first LP man

is finally happening.

But I've waited all day for

Steph to have the courage
to approach me.

Can we talk?

I'm not waiting any longer.

You called me a bitch?

For lack of better words,
you're collateral damage,

and I'm really sorry for that

because you don't
deserve any of it.

[Krista]
I would never do that to you.

I wouldn't even do that
to Sammy.

I -- I get it.

I just hope it doesn't happen
again from here on out.

[crickets chirp]

I'm never gonna lie to you,
no matter how much it hurts

or how much it upsets you
or pisses you off.

I don't think I've lied to you

besides when I couldn't exactly
tell you things yet,

but that wasn't...
-Yeah.

I mean, I guess you'll just
have to take the reins

from here, you know?

I forgive you.

I'm gonna step back
from the situation.

I'm gonna go get ready
for my date with Anthony,

and I just want to not think
about this anymore.

[Steph] I agree.

Let's just never talk
about it again.

[Krista] Let's go.

[Steph] The conversation wasn't
productive whatsoever.

OK, if I wasn't annoyed
with you before,

I sure am now.

Like, how many times
can I apologize?

And the fact that -- if she --

"I would never call
someone a bitch."

Yeah, OK, you've never said
that word in your life?

OK, princess.

[Steph exhales sharply]

I think it's a good thing that
we're doing our own separate

things tonight and taking some
space from each other.

I'm so glad that things
have been resolved

between Steph and I.

I think that I am very good
at conflict resolution,

especially given
the circumstances with this one.

[car honks]

All right.

[John] I am gonna use
your cologne.

[Sammy] I don't know yet.
I'm not wearing this shirt.

Should I just wear the black
one instead?

-Or should I wear the green one?
-Mm.

Green's cool, 'cause it's like,

"Uh, you're the grass
and I'm the ball."

[Sammy] Oh, yeah, so
I'm hitting you

and your balls are
landing on me.

[John] No, no.

Tonight, we're gonna go
hit some balls

at the driving range.

Well, Krista's going out on
her date with Anthony, right?

Yeah.

[Anthony]
All right, trampoline park,
here we come!

-Let's go!
-[Krista] Thank you.

[Sammy] What?

Losing to Anthony.

I wouldn't necessarily
say I lost.

I kind of threw in the white
flag because

if I kept doing that,
the vacation would be ruined.

He's grown so much.

[Steph] I still am.
Yeah, I still am.

I still am.

[Steph sighs]

Krista was so condescending.

-Really?
-Yeah.

It just felt like she thinks
that she's, like,

so much better than me, and she
would never do anything wrong.

And, like, I don't know
how to behave.

[JJ] I feel like she knows
what she's doing.

She totally knows
what she's doing.

[JJ]
Yeah, she does.

So, yeah, so trampoline date,
it's cool to be, like,

a kid at heart, right?

Oh, I am a -- I am a kid
at heart, absolutely.

It's all about knowing
the difference between

right and wrong, but still
having that, like,

you know, that goofy.
-Yeah.

[Anthony]
That's the whole point of,

like, getting to know
somebody, too.

It's kinda fun,
you know, it's cute.

-Right, right.
-It's flirty.

I love it.

It may seem strange

to go to a trampoline park
on a first date.

But growing up, my parents
really never let me do anything

too strenuous or anything that
could physically injure me.

So I never got to do anything
like this before, and now I do.

Does it feel kind of like
a lot, like you being here?

Not a lot, but you're meeting
new people,

you're doing new things.
-Definitely.

It's a little bit overwhelming,
but, you know,

I can roll with the punches.

Are you, like, leaning on
someone to just talk to?

Like, who's your --
who's your go-to right now?

You growing close
with anyone in the house?

Yeah, JJ in the house and then
Jasmine back at home.

-Those are those are my go-to.
-Those are your go-to?

[both] Yeah.

When we first got
into the house,

I definitely felt a very close
connection with JJ.

Yeah.

[Krista]
But after Greek Night,

I'm torn about how I feel with
JJ running off immediately

to support Steph,

and then, me never
getting that support.

Not that that
is her responsibility,

but when she didn't, it just
made me kind of question

what our friendship
means to her.

[John] Hello, Mr. Uber.

[man]
You going to the golf resort?

Yeah, yeah, please.

[John]
This is gonna be so fun.

And I'm gonna find you the most
beautiful, wonderful man.

Big muscles, tattoos,

has his life figured out.
-OK.

Well, I don't think his life
needs to be fully figured out,

because it'll be figured
out once he meets you.

-[Sammy] Amen to that.
-Aw.

I wanna be JJ's wing woman
because I know there's so many

people out there...
Wait, wing woman?

Oh, my God.

Either way, I don't care
what sex I am.

She's not fully open yet to
love again, and I think

she just needs an extra boost.

So that's why I'm here
as her wing man.

She needs a little
bit of a push,

and I'm here to help
her with that.

[funky music plays]

[Sammy]
I appreciate the drive, sir.

[John] Let me get out this way.
OK -- there you go.

-[John] Oh, look at this place.
-[Sammy] This is -- oh, my God.

[John] It's all lit
up and everything.

-[Sammy] This is sick.
-[John] Amazing.

Oh, my gosh.
Dude, this looks insane.

[John] Oh, I've seen this
with my girl, J.

[JJ] They're here to play golf
and make out.

Yo, there's, like,
no men here.

[Sammy] All right.

Think we have a reservation
for four people?

[man] Yeah.
Uh, what's the last name?

-Ferguson.
-[man] All right.

Yeah, I got you guys right here.

Thanks, buddy.

-Please, don't give up hope.
-I'm not.

-I got this.
-I trust you.

-I trust you.
-Lock in, John.

-[JJ] Lock in.
-Lock in.

[man]
If you guys wanna follow me,

I'll show you where
you're going.

You guys are gonna be
right here.

-Awesome.
-[John] Amazing, dude.

-Thank you.
-[John] We appreciate it.

All right, let's go.

-[Sammy] Look at that.
-[JJ] Nice, John.

[Sammy]
That was good, Ferg.

All right, Ferg.

-[Sammy] J!
-[Steph] Oh, nice.

[John] Spicy!

[Sammy] You're good.
You're good.

You're just trying to kill it.
See the ball, be the ball.

-Whoa.
-[JJ] You got this.

[Sammy] No, you're good.
You're swinging too hard.

-[JJ] You got this.
-[Sammy] Eye on the ball.

-[John] Yeah!
-[JJ] There it is.

[Sammy] See the ball.
Be the ball.

Did great.

The only shafts here are
the golf clubs.

I just learned about that.

I did not know it was
called a shaft.

I thought it was just
called a club.

-And then I figured out.
-Oh, yeah,

the shaft of the club.
-Yeah.

Yeah.

No pun intended.

I don't see any hot guys here.

-I don't see any hot guys here.
-Wait, no, no, no, no.

We're not gonna give up
this soon, OK, guys?

-Come on.
-[Sammy] What's he about to do?

[Steph] I don't know.
I'm scared.

-[John] I need hot men.
-[Steph] Oh, my God.

[John] Is there any hot men
who are single?

-[JJ] You know what?
-Any hot men.

-I'm for it.
-I need anyone.

I'm for it.

[John] For my lady friends,
hot single men, please.

[Sammy] Oh, my --
don't hide behind me.

[John] Just hand me a phone
number or something.

[laughing]

[John]
OK.

I tried my best.
It's not going well, guys.

-No, best wingman ever.
-[Steph] Yeah.

[John] I see some hot fathers
over there.

When we say daddy,
we don't mean it literally.

Oh!

[John]
I'll find you someone.
I promise you.

I'm not gonna ru --

I'm not gonna rush it,

but I do wanna see you happy.

A hot man will come,
and he will hop on one knee

and ask you to marry him.

And he'll be worthy, though.

-So, that's the main thing.
-Yeah.

This friendship with John,
I was not expecting.

I feel and I see a connection
with John and I.

[John] I hope Krista is having
fun on her date, but, like,

I wonder who would make
the first move, though.

-Anthony better make
the first move.
-Yeah, he better be, yeah.

On first dates, guys are
always supposed to make

the first move.
-[both] Yes.

Is it kind of what you expect?

Like, what you expected,
a little bit?

It's a lot bigger than what
I thought it was gonna be.

[Anthony]
No matter what, you are
gonna be the cutest jumper here.

[Krista laughs]

The whole theme of this
vacation is me really breaking

out of my shell and getting out
of my comfort zone.

You have to remember,
I've never dated

within the LP community, and
I do feel a strong connection

with Anthony, and I really,
really like him.

I'm not trying to miss
any red flags,

so we'll see how this goes.

-I'll do one flip.
-[Anthony] You gonna --

can you do it?
-[Krista] I'm scared.

I'm gonna be the coach.
One, two, three.

-[Krista] Whoo!
-[Anthony laughs]

[Anthony] Yo, are you serious?

-Yeah, you got some air.
-Now you.

That was crazy.
That was pretty cool.

[Krista squeals]
[laughs]

[Anthony] Hey, it's hard to get
out of those.

I got you.
Hold up.

[Krista groans]

There we go.
Yo.

So this is why you wanted
to come, just to show up, huh?

-[Krista] Yeah.
-You wanted to show it off.

Oh, that was sick.
I love that.

-Now try getting out.
-[Anthony laughs]

[Anthony] Jeez.

OK.

Ready?
One, two, three, four.

Yo, you got way more air
than me.

-You call the next one.
-Wait, wait, let's see it.

[Anthony] You're showing me.

Let's take a break.
Let's take a break.

[Anthony] Wanna chill out
for a little bit?

[Krista] Yeah.

My tummy hurts.

I've never, like, been out
with an LP before like this.

OK.

Do, like, do you get used
to the staring?

-Or, like, do you just?
-Oh...

People are gonna look
regardless, 'cause, like,

"Oh, it's two small people,"

or, "Oh, look at that couple,
one of them's small."
-Right.

Because, like, I've only ever
dated average height men

before, and some of them really
struggled with the staring.

Normally, on a date that
I would be going on with

an average height man,
I would be really worried

and self conscious about
how my date is feeling.

But I do not feel
this self conscious.

I feel like Anthony is right
there with me,

and he understands me,
and I understand him.

[Anthony]
Honestly, like, when you
were just telling me,

and I was, like, the first
little person

that you've ever, like,
gone on a date with.
-Yeah.

I'm not gon' lie, like,
that felt kind of special.

I really like you, Anthony.
I really do.

-Do you?
-I do.

He is so sweet.
I think he is so handsome.

I think that we just click.

Nah, you're a little rock star.

I don't think that this is
just a vacation fling.

I definitely think that I will
be seeing Anthony after this.

[Krista]
Yeah, yeah.

[Anthony] OK, cool.
Let's do the hoop.

[Krista] You wanna see who can
make a basket first?

[Anthony] OK, cool.

All righty, you gotta jump.

Go.
Go.

There we go.
Come on.

Come on.
There we go.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me.

I don't know if it's just
my nerves or what,

but I'm not feeling good.

I did kind of have a big lunch.

[John] 30 count chicken nugget.

-With medium fries.
-With medium fries.

-And a Coke.
-And a Coke.

-[splatters]
-[Krista exhales]

[bleep]

I really hope this does not
hurt my chances with him.

-No.
-Krista!

I've seen all four of us do
the dishes, and I love you.

You're an amazing
person, but...

I haven't seen her clean.
I haven't seen her cook.

I haven't even seen her,
like, contribute.

It's annoying.

-It is, and it's frustrating.
-Yeah.

-You haven't?
-[Krista] Yeah.

This is a good vibe.
Good vibe.

Good vibe right here.

-Aly?
-Aly!

-I'm Sammy.
-Sammy!

Very nice to meet you.

[Sammy] Aly and Sammy,
it has a good ring to it.

Maybe I'll get lucky looking
for love outside of the house.

Do you think you ever should
have looked for love

inside the house?

Right down the middle.

Boom, boom, boom.

-We gotta go shake our ass.
-Yeah, no, we need to go out.

We need to go out.
We need to go dancing.

We should go to Hunter's.

-OK.
-I've always wanted to go.

When I used to live
in Palm Springs, I always,

always, always wanted
to go there.

-I heard it's amazing, it's fun.
-Can we shake our ass?

-Oh, of course.
-Then I'm in.

Hit it softly.

[cackles]

[Sammy] I'm scared.
I don't wanna hurt you.

-Again, again, again.
-[Sammy] You wanna try again?

[John] Yeah.

[Sammy] All right.

Do not break my hand.

[cackles]

Ew, ew, ew, ew.

I looked up and hopped it,

and I could just see
your crotch.

I feel like our ideas are
always getting a little crazy.

I just think we like living
life on the edge,

and we like to be a bit freaky.

Yeah, we live life
to the fullest

at the end of the day.

I don't know why everything
we do goes back to our...

-But --
-I think it shows the true size,

if you know what I'm saying.

No, I think it just proves
that we're stupid.

That, too.

We just want to make out.

Why is this so [bleep] hard?

Do you ever get so horny
where you get aggravated?

[Steph] Maybe.
It's been a while.

Your girl's never even
had an orgasm,

so we gotta find something.

-Seriously.
-No.

We need to get you a sex toy.
We need a release.

All this stuff that has happened
between Steph and Sammy

must have taken a toll
on Steph's self-esteem.

And Steph needs to get
her groove on back.

Let your tits out.

I feel like it's hard for women
to have orgasms

compared to that.
-[Steph] 'Cause it's all mental.

It is.

[Steph] I just feel like I have
to feel, like, fully, fully,

comfortable with someone,
and I've never...

found that.

But then again, maybe
that's not what it is.

-No, but that...
-I wouldn't know.

No, but that makes sense.
I feel the exact same way.

When I lost my virginity,
it was the same thing.

I was so terrified of
losing it, 'cause,

like, everyone says
it's so painful.

It's, like,
the most painful thing.

It actually wasn't.

It's not like -- it's not like
I don't enjoy sex.

It's not like
I've never had sex.

I'm not living under a rock.

But like, there's so much

pressure trying
to have an orgasm.

It's almost like you can't

'cause it's all
you can think about.

And then how are you
supposed to get there?

I don't know.
My brain is weird, OK?

Clearly, it should be examined.

I made out with Sammy,
who eats bugs.

Looks like that's the only hole
we're getting filled tonight.

Oh, [bleep].

-Yeah, pretty much.
-Let's go find the boys.

♪ If you don't sleep
so sound at night ♪

[indistinct lyrics]

♪ That'll keep you up ♪

I thought you were making food
with Krista.

[Steph] Well, we're just getting
started, 'cause we're hungry.

[JJ] Oh, my God.
Amazing.

-Thank you.
-Oops.

Please, be nice.
Please, be nice.

Ow.

-[Sammy] OK, I'll go poop.
-What?

[Sammy] Ugh.

-[John] Oh, my God.
-[Sammy] Ugh.

[Sammy]
Ugh.

-Bro, are you serious right now?
-[Sammy] Bro, I had to go.

What?
Your room's right there.

[Sammy] I wouldn't have
been able to make it.

Dude, I'm sorry.
I had to go.

I didn't wanna poop my pants
in front of the girls.

Krista!
Food's almost ready, boo.

[water runs]

♪♪

I'm over this,
because you know what?

It's rude.

We planned to have
breakfast together,

and we've been waiting,
and waiting, and waiting,

and now I'm just
getting hangry.

Krista.

[blow dryer blowing]

-[JJ] Krista.
-[Krista] Huh, what?

-Sorry, what are you doing?
-Huh?

-What are you doing?
-My hair.

[JJ] OK.
We're making breakfast.

[Krista] Oh, OK.
I'll be out in a few.

[JJ] OK.

I don't understand.
Steph and I are in our PJs.

We don't care
what we look like.

But here she is trying
to blow-dry her hair,

look all dolled-up.

For what?
Who she's trying to impress?

Us?
What?

Krista!

[Krista] Coming.

[Steph] Do you want peppers
or tomatoes in your eggs?

Tomatoes, please.

[Steph] Tomatoes?
OK.

They're making breakfast for me,

which is so sweet and
so kind of them.

Actually, peppers, too.

-That sounds good.
-[Steph] OK -- cheese?

-Yes.
-OK.

'Cause I'm gonna be
honest with you,

I am not the best cook.
I burn water.

So I eat out a lot.

If it weren't for these girls,

I would probably be
starving on this trip.

So I am very thankful for them.

And definitely me and Steph,
now that we talked

everything out,
we're in a good spot.

-It looks so good.
-[JJ] Cheers, guys.

[Krista] It does look pretty.

But I still feel a little bit of
tenseness between me and JJ.

So how was it, your first date
with another little person?

I loved it.

-[Steph] Right.
-It was just so,

it, like, felt more focused,

more, like, one-on-one.

Um, he wasn't, like,
looking around,

worried about people, like,
staring at us or anything.

[JJ] Did you guys kiss?

-No, we didn't kiss.
-[Both] Oh,.

All right, for sure.

Well, maybe I'll, like, text you
when I get home.

Yes, please make sure
you drive safe.

-Cool.
-[both laugh]

Awesome.
All right.

-Thank you.
-Bye, Anthony.

[Anthony] Laters.
Bye.

I do see, you know,
potential in him,

and I do not want to rush
things with him.

And on top of it, I've been
sick in the bathroom.

I'm not gonna put him
through that.

That's gross.

I'm really excited to get
to know him more.

Both of you deserve
to be happy, so...

[Krista] Thank you.

Parker has also been
DMing me as well.

I met Parker on
our first night out

in Palm Springs
at Red Barn.

I don't know, he made a good
impression on me.

As of right now, I don't feel
torn between the two guys

because one was very casual,

and then Anthony, yeah, I do
see something there with him,

but it's still so brand new.

I'm not gonna solidify
anything yet.

At this point, I feel like
I just should have fun,

but what do you guys think?
-[Steph] Yeah.

I think as long as you're,
like, communicating.

-[JJ] Yeah.
-I mean, obviously, like,

you're just getting
to know Anthony.
-Yeah.

But I do think, like, there is
a chance of it going somewhere,

and you wanna get to know him.
-[Krista] Yeah.

[Steph]
You guys both communicate

with each other,
and you're respectful.

Like, there's no reason why
there should be any.

Right.

[Steph]
I mean, part of me is like,

"Get it, girl.
You're single.
Do your thing."

Everyone needs a hoe face, but,
like, Anthony's my friend.

You're talking about
how you wanna date

a little person, and then
here's this great little person,

and you're busy thinking about
some average-height guy.

[Krista] We're going out
dancing tonight, right?

[both]
Yeah.

[Krista] I'll hit Parker up.

-Like, he has been
DMing me asking, like...

-[Steph] Yeah.
-He wants to see me alone.

-And I'm like --
-[Steph] Oh.

I'm not -- yeah, I'm like,

"I'm not ready for that,
but we can go hang out."
-Yeah.

[Krista] Like, you know,
as a friend group.

Yeah, I'll hit him up.

I honestly never even imagined
being in this situation,

having a little person
and an average height person

interested in me,
at the same time.

And this is, like, a first time
where I've really talked

to multiple guys, you know,
at once or whatever.

Usually, like, I'm just focused
on one man at a time.

Krista is talking about how
she's never talked

to multiple people at one time,

but wasn't she just saying
she's always in love triangles?

I want -- I want both of you,
but I can't.

[dramatic music plays and ends]

[upbeat, bright music plays]

Oh, it's so nice out.

[John] You look so good.

-[Sammy] You do.
-Thanks!

[John] I love that shirt.
Thanks.

-[Steph] Ready?
-Yeah.

-Let's go get some orgasms.
-Yeah, you --

[JJ] Hey!

You and your moves.
You need to find a new move.

-[JJ] No, I love them.
-You need to find a new move.

I like my moves, OK?

-That's the Steph move.
-Yeah.

That is the Steph.

[JJ] And the orgasm move.

-Hey.
-Oh, my gosh.

Mine is like this, like --

-OK.
-[laughing]

I think we should go.

[Steph] On that note...

-I love you guys.
-All right, you two have fun.

[both] Bye.

-[John] Bye, guys.
-[both] Bye, guys.

[John] I actually kind of wanted
to go to the sex shop.

I think we could also,
like, help them out.

-Yeah.
-With what to select.

[JJ] All right, let's go.

Although I don't really
know much

about a woman orgasm.

-No, neither do I.
-Hmm.

♪♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

-Oh.
-[woman] Hello!

-Hello.
-Hi.

[woman]
How you guys doing today?

[both] Good, how are you?

[woman] I'm good, thank you.

[JJ] OK, where do you wanna
start, girlfriend?

[Steph] I don't know.
Let's just ease into it.

-Oh, butt plugs.
-[Steph laughs]

I feel like all of us
need that.

-I love it.
-That looks painful.

We should get this
for the boys.

I feel like some girls have
faked an orgasm with me.

You hooked up with Steph.

That means you haven't ever
given her an orgasm?

I just can't last that long.
That's the thing.

No, I can't.

Like, I'm a one-round
type of guy.

-Yeah.
-I can't go four rounds.

My second round is me finding
a show on the TV.

My second round is me
KO'd on the bed.

My third round is cleaning it
up with my sock.

[JJ]
I'm not big into butt plugs.

It's not my jam.

I always get self-conscious
that poop's gonna come out.

-Yeah.
-When they pull out.

Can't say I have any desire
to try it.

Yeah, no.

I think we should start
every day with an orgasm.

Yes, I've been in a sex story,
but not when all the attention

was on me and whether or not
I've had an orgasm

and how to get me there.
Like, it's a little awkward.

To the dildos.

[laughing]

[JJ]
Oh, my God, how cute!

[Steph] What do you think is
the best for little people?

[JJ] Miss?

-I just thought of a question.
-[woman] Oh, yeah.

Do you have toys for people
with disabilities?

Um, there are a lot of
companies that have come out

with toys that are what
they call accessible.

What kind of accessibility

do you feel like
you're looking for?

-Length, and then, um...
-OK.

I don't know.
What would you think?

That's for me.

That's the biggest one,
just being able to reach.

So, there is a line that comes
out with, like, longer handles,

and they're gonna be
right over here.

-[JJ] Oh, nice!
-Oh!

[woman] Yeah.

So, she comes in a very
large version.

Dang!

Oh, wow, touch it!

-That's not even
the strongest it goes.
-[Steph] Oh!

-That's not the strongest?
-[woman] No.

I feel like this toy is
definitely gonna...

make you very happy.

Let's hope so.

-Something has to.
-It's going to.

I believe in it.

So, what color do you want?
Pink?

-I like the blue.
-The blue?

-OK, perfect.
-I'm a blue girl.

[buzzing]

Vroom, vroom, mother[bleep].

-We need to dance.
-[Steph] We do.

Just let out that sexual
frustration with the dildo.

Don't think we should bring it
with us, though.

Bend over, bitch!

Ooh.
That is a good, uh...

-It made a good sound.
-Yeah.

And then we should get,
um, Sammy the nipple clamps.

Nipple clamps just
sounds painful.

I don't know
how I feel about that.

-Should we get John a whip?
-Definitely.

[Steph] John and I were talking
when we went on our coffee date,

and we were saying that
you two should go out

on a little, like, date.

Like, friend date,
whatever you wanna call it.

-I'm so glad you brought JJ.
-She's so much fun.

Her, like, history with men
is just so sad.

I don't think she's gone on a...

date in so long,

I could even
practice with her.

-That would be so...
-I'll be the loyal man

who she always needed, you know?

-But in, like, a practice way.
-Yeah.

You just go out and, like,
have fun and, like,

I don't know, see
what it's like to, like,

be with a gentleman again

and, like, someone
that's actually caring

and will treat you right.

And then, like, both of you
can just have fun.

-That would be cute, actually.
-[Steph] Yeah.

-Why am I blushing?
-I don't know.

It's really cute, though.

I have a little crush on John.

Of course you do.

-I like that, actually.
-Yeah.

-And plus, too, I trust him.
-Yeah, exactly.

That's why I'm like,
I want you to, like,

let your guard down and, like,

love yourself and, like,

let someone else love you.

I just wanna know why
I'm blushing right now.

I don't know,
but it's kind of cute.

[Steph] I don't know...

[both laugh]

I am nervous, though, how
this date's gonna come across,

because I know
John has a girlfriend,

and I don't want her
to be upset.

[Steph]
It's just for practice.

It's just to get you comfortable
with the man again.

-You don't think she'll be mad?
-No, it's fine.

-It's just a practice date.
-OK.

-Thank you.
-[woman] Thank you so much
for coming in.

I hope you guys were able to get
everything that you needed.

-Yes.
-Yes.

-[both] And then some...
-Yes.

[woman] And I hope you get
your orgasm, girl.

Thank you so much.

-[JJ] You guys are awesome.
-You guys are so fun.

-Thank you.
-Bye!

[Steph laughing]
Little people, big orgasms.

[both laugh]

♪♪

[Sammy]
How hot do you want my salsa?

-Mild, please.
-No, I'm not doing mild.

-[Sammy] You want medium?
-[Steph & Krista] Yeah.

[Sammy]
Medium spicy?

[singsong]
Got the tomatoes.

[normally] Steph and JJ went
to a sex shop without me,

and I really can't even wrap
my mind about...

why I would be discluded
from that.

I don't know.
Maybe I'm overthinking it.

I don't know.

[JJ] That smells so good.

I'm so excited for this salsa.

[Krista] But Parker is coming
out to the club tonight,

and he is bringing his friends,

so I'm looking forward to that,
at least.

Can you guys eat a whole
jalapeño, you think?

-[JJ] A whole?
-[Steph] Hell, no!

I'll do a half.

-This is a big dog.
-[JJ] Here.

Cheers.

-Y'all are brave.
-[jalapeños crunch]

[Krista] Oh, that's crunchy.

It's spicy, isn't it?

I'm worried about my butthole.

It's gon' be on fire.

It's definitely gonna be
on fire.

[John]
I thought it wasn't spicy.

[Sammy] John,
you wanna try this?

Yeah, here's to eating...

homemade meals.
-Cheers, guys.

Be honest.

[JJ] Yay.

They're good.

My taste buds are dead
right now.

I don't think we have
an after taste.

[Krista]
Actually, it's not that spicy.

You're right.
It really isn't.

[Sammy] Well, see,
take a bigger scoop now.

It's good, dude.
It's good.

-Thank you.
-There you go, dude.

-[JJ] The flavor is really good.
-Mm.

[John]
We're getting a lot of dishes
stacked up over there, Sammy.

[Sammy] Well, I cooked it,
so I don't need to do 'em.

I've seen all four of us
do the dishes,

and I love you.
-[Steph] Yeah.

You're an amazing person, but,
like, we're in this house.

I can do the dishes.

[JJ] Have you done the dishes
since you've been here?

No.

Krista!

I haven't seen her clean.
I haven't seen her cook.

I haven't seen her, like,
even offering to help.

I haven't even seen her,
like, contribute at all.

-[Steph] It's annoying.
-It is, and it's frustrating.

[Steph] Yeah.

I don't wanna do the dishes.

[JJ] I feel like
you should do them.

[Krista] Yeah, I haven't done
the dishes yet.

You haven't.

[Krista] Yeah, I have not
done the dishes yet.

I don't know, y'all were,

like, saying,
"I love doing the dishes!"

I'm like, "OK, I don't wanna
step on anyone's toes."

-[Steph] All right, Krista's
doing the dishes tomorrow.
-Yes.

JJ going on and on and on
about the dishes,

it's kind of irritating me,
honestly.

It still really bothers me
that she hasn't talked to me

about what happened
at Greek night, at all,

and now she's harping
on some dishes?

I think there's far more
important things

to be discussing than dishes.

-[Sammy] What's that?
-Huh?

-What?
-[Sammy] Do you need
help over there?

No.
Nope.

She's playing like the,

"Oh, my God, I'm so hot
and innocent."

I just hope Anthony doesn't get
hurt in all of this.

Say the truth.

Don't [bleep] with other
people's emotions.

[JJ] No.
Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

♪ I own my crown
I wear it loud ♪

♪ I own my crown
I don't bow down ♪

[Krista]
Let me put some panties on.

♪ Own my crown ♪

Yep.

I hope we don't have any
problems tonight.

-Let's have a clean --
-[Sammy] That's why

I'm just gonna just go
on a hunt.

[John] For what?

[Sammy]
Single and ready to mingle.

And I'm not mingling
with the household guests,

'cause I don't want drama.

You think mingling with other
women is gonna allow you

to avoid drama?

If there's a big crowd,

how are they gonna
see me mingling?

[John] Look at your shirt.

[Sammy] And I'm a rattlesnake,

so you're gonna hear me
[rolls tongue] rattling.

When JJ lived here
in Palm Springs,

she heard about
this gay club called Hunter's.

Unfortunately, she never got
the chance to go.

But tonight we're going, baby.

-So it's gonna be
a good time.
-I...

Ass and nuts in my face.

It's gonna be a good time.

-OK.
-No, no.

[John cackles]

-[Sammy] Do not tuck that in.
-Let me have it tucked in.

I look like a father
on vacation.

[Sammy] Do you want a belt?

No.
Look at my butt.

Do you think I ever
need a belt?

-Heck no.
-[Sammy] A belt is
for style, buddy.

-I don't care for style, dude.
-You can't wear running shoes.

[John] Oh,, my gosh.

Maybe I'll get lucky looking
for love outside of the house.

Do you think you ever should
have looked for love

inside the house?
-No.

-Who's ready to party?
-Let's go.

Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

[all] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I've never been to a gay club
before, and I'm excited to have

another first happen.

Even though vibes are
off with JJ,

I'm just gonna go ahead
and push my emotions

to the side and have
a great time.

Parker said
he's gonna be there.

-[JJ] Hey!
-Cool!

-Is he bringing his friends?
-He is.

Oh, are they single?

[Krista]
"Are your friends single?"

I like both
Anthony and Parker.

If I could just mesh them
together, it would be perfect.

But they're two different guys,
and that can't be helped.

So I think tonight,
I'm just gonna have fun

and focus on Parker.

[Sammy] Let's go.

[club music plays]

[Sammy]
Hell, yeah.

-[Sammy] Oh, my God.
-[Steph] Oh, hell yeah.

-[JJ] What?
-[John] Oh.

Oh, my God!

Let's get it.

[club music plays]

This is a good vibe, good vibe,
good vibe right here.

[club music plays]

♪♪

I've been to a couple gay bars
back in Toronto,

but this is exciting

because I've never been
to a gay bar with Sammy.

[chuckles]
I don't know why.

What's the worst
that could happen?

Or what's the best
that could happen?

[Valerie] Sammy?

[Krista] I know!

♪♪

No?
OK.

That's fair,
it's fair, it's fair.

I struck out.
The night's still young.

I have hope right now.

I may need to change up
my game plan a little bit.

-Or change up your outfit.
-My outfit is hot.

[girls exclaim]

[Krista]
Parker is so cute.

It's kind of giving me
butterflies, but anyway.

Go get a drink.
Go get a drink.

Can you have one with me?

-[Sammy] Aly?
-Aly!

-I'm Sammy.
-Sammy!

Very nice to meet you.

[Sammy] "Aly and Sammy"
has a good ring to it.

You've got jokes.
I love that.

I was class clown
in high school.

-Shut up!
-Yeah.

-We are the same.
-We are.

We were meant to be.

Aly and I have such
a strong connection.

It's literally just vibes,
vibes, vibes, and more vibes.

All right, the biggest
question, though --

vodka or tequila?

Ah, Sammy!

Are you my twin
number one?

She is beautiful.

I don't think I've ever had
this feeling before.

I'm struck.

-What is this song?
-I don't even know.

[indistinct]

[Steph cheers]

[club music plays]

Both Anthony and Parker
have game.

Anthony is laid-back,
whereas Parker is in your face,

wants to know
everything about me.

[Krista giggles]

I like both, but I'm gonna go
ahead and just have fun.

I kind of almost do feel
a little bit guilty,

but I'm single, so it's OK.

[tense music builds]

[club music plays]

♪ You know
I don't play it right ♪

♪ I'll put up a good fight ♪

♪ Just give me the word, like ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

Parker is a very good kisser.
I don't wanna stop.

♪ Don't give me this ♪

♪ I'm gonna get back
in a few lines ♪

Krista makes my insides
feel good.

Krista makes me happy,
and I love talking to her.

And she's just so real.

I don't know if it's her being
a little person.

I don't know.
She's just real

to the core, and I love it.

Krista is making a big deal
about how she's never been

on a date
with another little person,

and how she wanted
to have that experience.

She goes on a date with Anthony,

doesn't kiss him, which...

fine, girl, if that's
not your thing.

But she has no problem
kissing Parker in a club.

[music builds]

[Sammy speaks]

-I met him --
-Hey, compare.

My thing is, like, OK,
she's making out with Parker.

That's great.
I'd love that for her, but...

-But the thing is --
-What about Anthony?

Like, you're just playing him
in all of this.

Like, you want attention
from dwarf men?

Anthony genuinely likes her.

I'm all for making out
in bars, but, like,

not when you're playing
different men.

Like, Anthony's my friend.

Like, I just think
Anthony deserves better.

Yeah, no, I get that.

For me, like,

live your life, have fun.

-Yes.
-But [bleep] say the truth.

Don't [bleep] with other
people's emotions.

[JJ] No.
Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Be like, "Hey, I'm gonna
flirt with you.

I like you, but..."

-"I'm just doing me."
-[JJ] Exactly.

-Just say it like it is.
-[Steph] Yeah.

She is very sweet,
and I love her.

-Very sweet, yes, very sweet.
-I do love her.

Do you feel like she's putting
on an act?

I feel like she's playing
the hot girl act.

She's playing like the,

"Oh,, my God, I'm so hot
and innocent."

Definitely.

[Steph]
This whole damsel in distress
thing with Krista,

I feel like,
is getting kind of old.

[JJ] Oh, I agree.

She plays like
she doesn't know anything

or she doesn't know
what she's doing,

but then here she is doing...

-[Steph] What she's doing.
-[JJ] Yeah.

[Steph] Yeah.

-What's the --
what's the truth here?
-[JJ] I feel --

I'm actually getting
annoyed by it.

Yeah, it's getting
a little old.

Yeah.

I just hope Anthony doesn't
get hurt in all of this.

[intriguing music plays]

♪♪

[John] I'll play more
if this is how it looks.

-[Steph] Yes.
-[Sammy] Oh, baby.

[Steph] Are you excited for
your practice day with JJ?

[John] JJ's an amazing person.

She's so phenomenal,

and she deserves
a great man in her life.

-[Steph] She really does.
-[Sammy] Hell yeah.

But you deserve that, too.

[John] I have a woman
at home as well.

At LPA it very much seemed like
you were the one putting

all the effort in.

It hurts me that my two best
friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

I know John, I know that

people put a wall up
and say things are great

when they're not.

He was already secretive about

the relationship to begin with.

[JJ] I think this is actually

starting to be
the best date ever.

I have to remind myself that
this isn't a real date.

It's just a practice date.

I am curious, though,
if he does,

like, have the same feelings
that I have for him.

I see you playing the hot girl
card with Johnny and Sam.

Sometimes I feel like
you're putting on an act.

Me?

[JJ] John is so sweet,

and I see him catering
to Krista,

and I just see
that she's abusing that.

[Krista]
I can't help the way I look.

Like, sometimes I don't even
wanna put makeup on.