Original subtitles

Here's to happiness and forgetting the past, baby!

-Yeah! -[Krista] Whoo!

[all cheer]

Opa!

You guys are just putting me in this weird love triangle

that I don't wanna be in. -I didn't put you in [bleep].

Stop [bleep] playing games.

You need to actually show that you only wanna be friends

before you hurt her. -[Krista] Yeah, you're leading her on.

You're leading her on.

[JJ] Yeah.

It feels like I don't have any friends anymore.

I want you to find a person that can make you happy.

And I'm not that person.

I obviously do, like, love him so much.

I guess I'm just gonna have to try to let it go.

Even though my friendships are strained right now,

I'm super excited because my date with my first LP man

is finally happening.

But I've waited all day for

Steph to have the courage to approach me.

Can we talk?

I'm not waiting any longer.

You called me a bitch?

For lack of better words, you're collateral damage,

and I'm really sorry for that

because you don't deserve any of it.

[Krista] I would never do that to you.

I wouldn't even do that to Sammy.

I -- I get it.

I just hope it doesn't happen again from here on out.

[crickets chirp]

I'm never gonna lie to you, no matter how much it hurts

or how much it upsets you or pisses you off.

I don't think I've lied to you

besides when I couldn't exactly tell you things yet,

but that wasn't... -Yeah.

I mean, I guess you'll just have to take the reins

from here, you know?

I forgive you.

I'm gonna step back from the situation.

I'm gonna go get ready for my date with Anthony,

and I just want to not think about this anymore.

[Steph] I agree.

Let's just never talk about it again.

[Krista] Let's go.

[Steph] The conversation wasn't productive whatsoever.

OK, if I wasn't annoyed with you before,

I sure am now.

Like, how many times can I apologize?

And the fact that -- if she --

"I would never call someone a bitch."

Yeah, OK, you've never said that word in your life?

OK, princess.

[Steph exhales sharply]

I think it's a good thing that we're doing our own separate

things tonight and taking some space from each other.

I'm so glad that things have been resolved

between Steph and I.

I think that I am very good at conflict resolution,

especially given the circumstances with this one.

[car honks]

All right.

[John] I am gonna use your cologne.

[Sammy] I don't know yet. I'm not wearing this shirt.

Should I just wear the black one instead?

-Or should I wear the green one? -Mm.

Green's cool, 'cause it's like,

"Uh, you're the grass and I'm the ball."

[Sammy] Oh, yeah, so I'm hitting you

and your balls are landing on me.

[John] No, no.

Tonight, we're gonna go hit some balls

at the driving range.

Well, Krista's going out on her date with Anthony, right?

Yeah.

[Anthony] All right, trampoline park, here we come!

-Let's go! -[Krista] Thank you.

[Sammy] What?

Losing to Anthony.

I wouldn't necessarily say I lost.

I kind of threw in the white flag because

if I kept doing that, the vacation would be ruined.

He's grown so much.

[Steph] I still am. Yeah, I still am.

I still am.

[Steph sighs]

Krista was so condescending.

-Really? -Yeah.

It just felt like she thinks that she's, like,

so much better than me, and she would never do anything wrong.

And, like, I don't know how to behave.

[JJ] I feel like she knows what she's doing.

She totally knows what she's doing.

[JJ] Yeah, she does.

So, yeah, so trampoline date, it's cool to be, like,

a kid at heart, right?

Oh, I am a -- I am a kid at heart, absolutely.

It's all about knowing the difference between

right and wrong, but still having that, like,

you know, that goofy. -Yeah.

[Anthony] That's the whole point of,

like, getting to know somebody, too.

It's kinda fun, you know, it's cute.

-Right, right. -It's flirty.

I love it.

It may seem strange

to go to a trampoline park on a first date.

But growing up, my parents really never let me do anything

too strenuous or anything that could physically injure me.

So I never got to do anything like this before, and now I do.

Does it feel kind of like a lot, like you being here?

Not a lot, but you're meeting new people,

you're doing new things. -Definitely.

It's a little bit overwhelming, but, you know,

I can roll with the punches.

Are you, like, leaning on someone to just talk to?

Like, who's your -- who's your go-to right now?

You growing close with anyone in the house?

Yeah, JJ in the house and then Jasmine back at home.

-Those are those are my go-to. -Those are your go-to?

[both] Yeah.

When we first got into the house,

I definitely felt a very close connection with JJ.

Yeah.

[Krista] But after Greek Night,

I'm torn about how I feel with JJ running off immediately

to support Steph,

and then, me never getting that support.

Not that that is her responsibility,

but when she didn't, it just made me kind of question

what our friendship means to her.

[John] Hello, Mr. Uber.

[man] You going to the golf resort?

Yeah, yeah, please.

[John] This is gonna be so fun.

And I'm gonna find you the most beautiful, wonderful man.

Big muscles, tattoos,

has his life figured out. -OK.

Well, I don't think his life needs to be fully figured out,

because it'll be figured out once he meets you.

-[Sammy] Amen to that. -Aw.

I wanna be JJ's wing woman because I know there's so many

people out there... Wait, wing woman?

Oh, my God.

Either way, I don't care what sex I am.

She's not fully open yet to love again, and I think

she just needs an extra boost.

So that's why I'm here as her wing man.

She needs a little bit of a push,

and I'm here to help her with that.

[funky music plays]

[Sammy] I appreciate the drive, sir.

[John] Let me get out this way. OK -- there you go.

-[John] Oh, look at this place. -[Sammy] This is -- oh, my God.

[John] It's all lit up and everything.

-[Sammy] This is sick. -[John] Amazing.

Oh, my gosh. Dude, this looks insane.

[John] Oh, I've seen this with my girl, J.

[JJ] They're here to play golf and make out.

Yo, there's, like, no men here.

[Sammy] All right.

Think we have a reservation for four people?

[man] Yeah. Uh, what's the last name?

-Ferguson. -[man] All right.

Yeah, I got you guys right here.

Thanks, buddy.

-Please, don't give up hope. -I'm not.

-I got this. -I trust you.

-I trust you. -Lock in, John.

-[JJ] Lock in. -Lock in.

[man] If you guys wanna follow me,

I'll show you where you're going.

You guys are gonna be right here.

-Awesome. -[John] Amazing, dude.

-Thank you. -[John] We appreciate it.

All right, let's go.

-[Sammy] Look at that. -[JJ] Nice, John.

[Sammy] That was good, Ferg.

All right, Ferg.

-[Sammy] J! -[Steph] Oh, nice.

[John] Spicy!

[Sammy] You're good. You're good.

You're just trying to kill it. See the ball, be the ball.

-Whoa. -[JJ] You got this.

[Sammy] No, you're good. You're swinging too hard.

-[JJ] You got this. -[Sammy] Eye on the ball.

-[John] Yeah! -[JJ] There it is.

[Sammy] See the ball. Be the ball.

Did great.

The only shafts here are the golf clubs.

I just learned about that.

I did not know it was called a shaft.

I thought it was just called a club.

-And then I figured out. -Oh, yeah,

the shaft of the club. -Yeah.

Yeah.

No pun intended.

I don't see any hot guys here.

-I don't see any hot guys here. -Wait, no, no, no, no.

We're not gonna give up this soon, OK, guys?

-Come on. -[Sammy] What's he about to do?

[Steph] I don't know. I'm scared.

-[John] I need hot men. -[Steph] Oh, my God.

[John] Is there any hot men who are single?

-[JJ] You know what? -Any hot men.

-I'm for it. -I need anyone.

I'm for it.

[John] For my lady friends, hot single men, please.

[Sammy] Oh, my -- don't hide behind me.

[John] Just hand me a phone number or something.

[laughing]

[John] OK.

I tried my best. It's not going well, guys.

-No, best wingman ever. -[Steph] Yeah.

[John] I see some hot fathers over there.

When we say daddy, we don't mean it literally.

Oh!

[John] I'll find you someone. I promise you.

I'm not gonna ru --

I'm not gonna rush it,

but I do wanna see you happy.

A hot man will come, and he will hop on one knee

and ask you to marry him.

And he'll be worthy, though.

-So, that's the main thing. -Yeah.

This friendship with John, I was not expecting.

I feel and I see a connection with John and I.

[John] I hope Krista is having fun on her date, but, like,

I wonder who would make the first move, though.

-Anthony better make the first move. -Yeah, he better be, yeah.

On first dates, guys are always supposed to make

the first move. -[both] Yes.

Is it kind of what you expect?

Like, what you expected, a little bit?

It's a lot bigger than what I thought it was gonna be.

[Anthony] No matter what, you are gonna be the cutest jumper here.

[Krista laughs]

The whole theme of this vacation is me really breaking

out of my shell and getting out of my comfort zone.

You have to remember, I've never dated

within the LP community, and I do feel a strong connection

with Anthony, and I really, really like him.

I'm not trying to miss any red flags,

so we'll see how this goes.

-I'll do one flip. -[Anthony] You gonna --

can you do it? -[Krista] I'm scared.

I'm gonna be the coach. One, two, three.

-[Krista] Whoo! -[Anthony laughs]

[Anthony] Yo, are you serious?

-Yeah, you got some air. -Now you.

That was crazy. That was pretty cool.

[Krista squeals] [laughs]

[Anthony] Hey, it's hard to get out of those.

I got you. Hold up.

[Krista groans]

There we go. Yo.

So this is why you wanted to come, just to show up, huh?

-[Krista] Yeah. -You wanted to show it off.

Oh, that was sick. I love that.

-Now try getting out. -[Anthony laughs]

[Anthony] Jeez.

OK.

Ready? One, two, three, four.

Yo, you got way more air than me.

-You call the next one. -Wait, wait, let's see it.

[Anthony] You're showing me.

Let's take a break. Let's take a break.

[Anthony] Wanna chill out for a little bit?

[Krista] Yeah.

My tummy hurts.

I've never, like, been out with an LP before like this.

OK.

Do, like, do you get used to the staring?

-Or, like, do you just? -Oh...

People are gonna look regardless, 'cause, like,

"Oh, it's two small people,"

or, "Oh, look at that couple, one of them's small." -Right.

Because, like, I've only ever dated average height men

before, and some of them really struggled with the staring.

Normally, on a date that I would be going on with

an average height man, I would be really worried

and self conscious about how my date is feeling.

But I do not feel this self conscious.

I feel like Anthony is right there with me,

and he understands me, and I understand him.

[Anthony] Honestly, like, when you were just telling me,

and I was, like, the first little person

that you've ever, like, gone on a date with. -Yeah.

I'm not gon' lie, like, that felt kind of special.

I really like you, Anthony. I really do.

-Do you? -I do.

He is so sweet. I think he is so handsome.

I think that we just click.

Nah, you're a little rock star.

I don't think that this is just a vacation fling.

I definitely think that I will be seeing Anthony after this.

[Krista] Yeah, yeah.

[Anthony] OK, cool. Let's do the hoop.

[Krista] You wanna see who can make a basket first?

[Anthony] OK, cool.

All righty, you gotta jump.

Go. Go.

There we go. Come on.

Come on. There we go.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me.

I don't know if it's just my nerves or what,

but I'm not feeling good.

I did kind of have a big lunch.

[John] 30 count chicken nugget.

-With medium fries. -With medium fries.

-And a Coke. -And a Coke.

-[splatters] -[Krista exhales]

[bleep]

I really hope this does not hurt my chances with him.

-No. -Krista!

I've seen all four of us do the dishes, and I love you.

You're an amazing person, but...

I haven't seen her clean. I haven't seen her cook.

I haven't even seen her, like, contribute.

It's annoying.

-It is, and it's frustrating. -Yeah.

-You haven't? -[Krista] Yeah.

This is a good vibe. Good vibe.

Good vibe right here.

-Aly? -Aly!

-I'm Sammy. -Sammy!

Very nice to meet you.

[Sammy] Aly and Sammy, it has a good ring to it.

Maybe I'll get lucky looking for love outside of the house.

Do you think you ever should have looked for love

inside the house?

Right down the middle.

Boom, boom, boom.

-We gotta go shake our ass. -Yeah, no, we need to go out.

We need to go out. We need to go dancing.

We should go to Hunter's.

-OK. -I've always wanted to go.

When I used to live in Palm Springs, I always,

always, always wanted to go there.

-I heard it's amazing, it's fun. -Can we shake our ass?

-Oh, of course. -Then I'm in.

Hit it softly.

[cackles]

[Sammy] I'm scared. I don't wanna hurt you.

-Again, again, again. -[Sammy] You wanna try again?

[John] Yeah.

[Sammy] All right.

Do not break my hand.

[cackles]

Ew, ew, ew, ew.

I looked up and hopped it,

and I could just see your crotch.

I feel like our ideas are always getting a little crazy.

I just think we like living life on the edge,

and we like to be a bit freaky.

Yeah, we live life to the fullest

at the end of the day.

I don't know why everything we do goes back to our...

-But -- -I think it shows the true size,

if you know what I'm saying.

No, I think it just proves that we're stupid.

That, too.

We just want to make out.

Why is this so [bleep] hard?

Do you ever get so horny where you get aggravated?

[Steph] Maybe. It's been a while.

Your girl's never even had an orgasm,

so we gotta find something.

-Seriously. -No.

We need to get you a sex toy. We need a release.

All this stuff that has happened between Steph and Sammy

must have taken a toll on Steph's self-esteem.

And Steph needs to get her groove on back.

Let your tits out.

I feel like it's hard for women to have orgasms

compared to that. -[Steph] 'Cause it's all mental.

It is.

[Steph] I just feel like I have to feel, like, fully, fully,

comfortable with someone, and I've never...

found that.

But then again, maybe that's not what it is.

-No, but that... -I wouldn't know.

No, but that makes sense. I feel the exact same way.

When I lost my virginity, it was the same thing.

I was so terrified of losing it, 'cause,

like, everyone says it's so painful.

It's, like, the most painful thing.

It actually wasn't.

It's not like -- it's not like I don't enjoy sex.

It's not like I've never had sex.

I'm not living under a rock.

But like, there's so much

pressure trying to have an orgasm.

It's almost like you can't

'cause it's all you can think about.

And then how are you supposed to get there?

I don't know. My brain is weird, OK?

Clearly, it should be examined.

I made out with Sammy, who eats bugs.

Looks like that's the only hole we're getting filled tonight.

Oh, [bleep].

-Yeah, pretty much. -Let's go find the boys.

♪ If you don't sleep so sound at night ♪

[indistinct lyrics]

♪ That'll keep you up ♪

I thought you were making food with Krista.

[Steph] Well, we're just getting started, 'cause we're hungry.

[JJ] Oh, my God. Amazing.

-Thank you. -Oops.

Please, be nice. Please, be nice.

Ow.

-[Sammy] OK, I'll go poop. -What?

[Sammy] Ugh.

-[John] Oh, my God. -[Sammy] Ugh.

[Sammy] Ugh.

-Bro, are you serious right now? -[Sammy] Bro, I had to go.

What? Your room's right there.

[Sammy] I wouldn't have been able to make it.

Dude, I'm sorry. I had to go.

I didn't wanna poop my pants in front of the girls.

Krista! Food's almost ready, boo.

[water runs]

♪♪

I'm over this, because you know what?

It's rude.

We planned to have breakfast together,

and we've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting,

and now I'm just getting hangry.

Krista.

[blow dryer blowing]

-[JJ] Krista. -[Krista] Huh, what?

-Sorry, what are you doing? -Huh?

-What are you doing? -My hair.

[JJ] OK. We're making breakfast.

[Krista] Oh, OK. I'll be out in a few.

[JJ] OK.

I don't understand. Steph and I are in our PJs.

We don't care what we look like.

But here she is trying to blow-dry her hair,

look all dolled-up.

For what? Who she's trying to impress?

Us? What?

Krista!

[Krista] Coming.

[Steph] Do you want peppers or tomatoes in your eggs?

Tomatoes, please.

[Steph] Tomatoes? OK.

They're making breakfast for me,

which is so sweet and so kind of them.

Actually, peppers, too.

-That sounds good. -[Steph] OK -- cheese?

-Yes. -OK.

'Cause I'm gonna be honest with you,

I am not the best cook. I burn water.

So I eat out a lot.

If it weren't for these girls,

I would probably be starving on this trip.

So I am very thankful for them.

And definitely me and Steph, now that we talked

everything out, we're in a good spot.

-It looks so good. -[JJ] Cheers, guys.

[Krista] It does look pretty.

But I still feel a little bit of tenseness between me and JJ.

So how was it, your first date with another little person?

I loved it.

-[Steph] Right. -It was just so,

it, like, felt more focused,

more, like, one-on-one.

Um, he wasn't, like, looking around,

worried about people, like, staring at us or anything.

[JJ] Did you guys kiss?

-No, we didn't kiss. -[Both] Oh,.

All right, for sure.

Well, maybe I'll, like, text you when I get home.

Yes, please make sure you drive safe.

-Cool. -[both laugh]

Awesome. All right.

-Thank you. -Bye, Anthony.

[Anthony] Laters. Bye.

I do see, you know, potential in him,

and I do not want to rush things with him.

And on top of it, I've been sick in the bathroom.

I'm not gonna put him through that.

That's gross.

I'm really excited to get to know him more.

Both of you deserve to be happy, so...

[Krista] Thank you.

Parker has also been DMing me as well.

I met Parker on our first night out

in Palm Springs at Red Barn.

I don't know, he made a good impression on me.

As of right now, I don't feel torn between the two guys

because one was very casual,

and then Anthony, yeah, I do see something there with him,

but it's still so brand new.

I'm not gonna solidify anything yet.

At this point, I feel like I just should have fun,

but what do you guys think? -[Steph] Yeah.

I think as long as you're, like, communicating.

-[JJ] Yeah. -I mean, obviously, like,

you're just getting to know Anthony. -Yeah.

But I do think, like, there is a chance of it going somewhere,

and you wanna get to know him. -[Krista] Yeah.

[Steph] You guys both communicate

with each other, and you're respectful.

Like, there's no reason why there should be any.

Right.

[Steph] I mean, part of me is like,

"Get it, girl. You're single. Do your thing."

Everyone needs a hoe face, but, like, Anthony's my friend.

You're talking about how you wanna date

a little person, and then here's this great little person,

and you're busy thinking about some average-height guy.

[Krista] We're going out dancing tonight, right?

[both] Yeah.

[Krista] I'll hit Parker up.

-Like, he has been DMing me asking, like...

-[Steph] Yeah. -He wants to see me alone.

-And I'm like -- -[Steph] Oh.

I'm not -- yeah, I'm like,

"I'm not ready for that, but we can go hang out." -Yeah.

[Krista] Like, you know, as a friend group.

Yeah, I'll hit him up.

I honestly never even imagined being in this situation,

having a little person and an average height person

interested in me, at the same time.

And this is, like, a first time where I've really talked

to multiple guys, you know, at once or whatever.

Usually, like, I'm just focused on one man at a time.

Krista is talking about how she's never talked

to multiple people at one time,

but wasn't she just saying she's always in love triangles?

I want -- I want both of you, but I can't.

[dramatic music plays and ends]

[upbeat, bright music plays]

Oh, it's so nice out.

[John] You look so good.

-[Sammy] You do. -Thanks!

[John] I love that shirt. Thanks.

-[Steph] Ready? -Yeah.

-Let's go get some orgasms. -Yeah, you --

[JJ] Hey!

You and your moves. You need to find a new move.

-[JJ] No, I love them. -You need to find a new move.

I like my moves, OK?

-That's the Steph move. -Yeah.

That is the Steph.

[JJ] And the orgasm move.

-Hey. -Oh, my gosh.

Mine is like this, like --

-OK. -[laughing]

I think we should go.

[Steph] On that note...

-I love you guys. -All right, you two have fun.

[both] Bye.

-[John] Bye, guys. -[both] Bye, guys.

[John] I actually kind of wanted to go to the sex shop.

I think we could also, like, help them out.

-Yeah. -With what to select.

[JJ] All right, let's go.

Although I don't really know much

about a woman orgasm.

-No, neither do I. -Hmm.

♪♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

-Oh. -[woman] Hello!

-Hello. -Hi.

[woman] How you guys doing today?

[both] Good, how are you?

[woman] I'm good, thank you.

[JJ] OK, where do you wanna start, girlfriend?

[Steph] I don't know. Let's just ease into it.

-Oh, butt plugs. -[Steph laughs]

I feel like all of us need that.

-I love it. -That looks painful.

We should get this for the boys.

I feel like some girls have faked an orgasm with me.

You hooked up with Steph.

That means you haven't ever given her an orgasm?

I just can't last that long. That's the thing.

No, I can't.

Like, I'm a one-round type of guy.

-Yeah. -I can't go four rounds.

My second round is me finding a show on the TV.

My second round is me KO'd on the bed.

My third round is cleaning it up with my sock.

[JJ] I'm not big into butt plugs.

It's not my jam.

I always get self-conscious that poop's gonna come out.

-Yeah. -When they pull out.

Can't say I have any desire to try it.

Yeah, no.

I think we should start every day with an orgasm.

Yes, I've been in a sex story, but not when all the attention

was on me and whether or not I've had an orgasm

and how to get me there. Like, it's a little awkward.

To the dildos.

[laughing]

[JJ] Oh, my God, how cute!

[Steph] What do you think is the best for little people?

[JJ] Miss?

-I just thought of a question. -[woman] Oh, yeah.

Do you have toys for people with disabilities?

Um, there are a lot of companies that have come out

with toys that are what they call accessible.

What kind of accessibility

do you feel like you're looking for?

-Length, and then, um... -OK.

I don't know. What would you think?

That's for me.

That's the biggest one, just being able to reach.

So, there is a line that comes out with, like, longer handles,

and they're gonna be right over here.

-[JJ] Oh, nice! -Oh!

[woman] Yeah.

So, she comes in a very large version.

Dang!

Oh, wow, touch it!

-That's not even the strongest it goes. -[Steph] Oh!

-That's not the strongest? -[woman] No.

I feel like this toy is definitely gonna...

make you very happy.

Let's hope so.

-Something has to. -It's going to.

I believe in it.

So, what color do you want? Pink?

-I like the blue. -The blue?

-OK, perfect. -I'm a blue girl.

[buzzing]

Vroom, vroom, mother[bleep].

-We need to dance. -[Steph] We do.

Just let out that sexual frustration with the dildo.

Don't think we should bring it with us, though.

Bend over, bitch!

Ooh. That is a good, uh...

-It made a good sound. -Yeah.

And then we should get, um, Sammy the nipple clamps.

Nipple clamps just sounds painful.

I don't know how I feel about that.

-Should we get John a whip? -Definitely.

[Steph] John and I were talking when we went on our coffee date,

and we were saying that you two should go out

on a little, like, date.

Like, friend date, whatever you wanna call it.

-I'm so glad you brought JJ. -She's so much fun.

Her, like, history with men is just so sad.

I don't think she's gone on a...

date in so long,

I could even practice with her.

-That would be so... -I'll be the loyal man

who she always needed, you know?

-But in, like, a practice way. -Yeah.

You just go out and, like, have fun and, like,

I don't know, see what it's like to, like,

be with a gentleman again

and, like, someone that's actually caring

and will treat you right.

And then, like, both of you can just have fun.

-That would be cute, actually. -[Steph] Yeah.

-Why am I blushing? -I don't know.

It's really cute, though.

I have a little crush on John.

Of course you do.

-I like that, actually. -Yeah.

-And plus, too, I trust him. -Yeah, exactly.

That's why I'm like, I want you to, like,

let your guard down and, like,

love yourself and, like,

let someone else love you.

I just wanna know why I'm blushing right now.

I don't know, but it's kind of cute.

[Steph] I don't know...

[both laugh]

I am nervous, though, how this date's gonna come across,

because I know John has a girlfriend,

and I don't want her to be upset.

[Steph] It's just for practice.

It's just to get you comfortable with the man again.

-You don't think she'll be mad? -No, it's fine.

-It's just a practice date. -OK.

-Thank you. -[woman] Thank you so much for coming in.

I hope you guys were able to get everything that you needed.

-Yes. -Yes.

-[both] And then some... -Yes.

[woman] And I hope you get your orgasm, girl.

Thank you so much.

-[JJ] You guys are awesome. -You guys are so fun.

-Thank you. -Bye!

[Steph laughing] Little people, big orgasms.

[both laugh]

♪♪

[Sammy] How hot do you want my salsa?

-Mild, please. -No, I'm not doing mild.

-[Sammy] You want medium? -[Steph & Krista] Yeah.

[Sammy] Medium spicy?

[singsong] Got the tomatoes.

[normally] Steph and JJ went to a sex shop without me,

and I really can't even wrap my mind about...

why I would be discluded from that.

I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking it.

I don't know.

[JJ] That smells so good.

I'm so excited for this salsa.

[Krista] But Parker is coming out to the club tonight,

and he is bringing his friends,

so I'm looking forward to that, at least.

Can you guys eat a whole jalapeño, you think?

-[JJ] A whole? -[Steph] Hell, no!

I'll do a half.

-This is a big dog. -[JJ] Here.

Cheers.

-Y'all are brave. -[jalapeños crunch]

[Krista] Oh, that's crunchy.

It's spicy, isn't it?

I'm worried about my butthole.

It's gon' be on fire.

It's definitely gonna be on fire.

[John] I thought it wasn't spicy.

[Sammy] John, you wanna try this?

Yeah, here's to eating...

homemade meals. -Cheers, guys.

Be honest.

[JJ] Yay.

They're good.

My taste buds are dead right now.

I don't think we have an after taste.

[Krista] Actually, it's not that spicy.

You're right. It really isn't.

[Sammy] Well, see, take a bigger scoop now.

It's good, dude. It's good.

-Thank you. -There you go, dude.

-[JJ] The flavor is really good. -Mm.

[John] We're getting a lot of dishes stacked up over there, Sammy.

[Sammy] Well, I cooked it, so I don't need to do 'em.

I've seen all four of us do the dishes,

and I love you. -[Steph] Yeah.

You're an amazing person, but, like, we're in this house.

I can do the dishes.

[JJ] Have you done the dishes since you've been here?

No.

Krista!

I haven't seen her clean. I haven't seen her cook.

I haven't seen her, like, even offering to help.

I haven't even seen her, like, contribute at all.

-[Steph] It's annoying. -It is, and it's frustrating.

[Steph] Yeah.

I don't wanna do the dishes.

[JJ] I feel like you should do them.

[Krista] Yeah, I haven't done the dishes yet.

You haven't.

[Krista] Yeah, I have not done the dishes yet.

I don't know, y'all were,

like, saying, "I love doing the dishes!"

I'm like, "OK, I don't wanna step on anyone's toes."

-[Steph] All right, Krista's doing the dishes tomorrow. -Yes.

JJ going on and on and on about the dishes,

it's kind of irritating me, honestly.

It still really bothers me that she hasn't talked to me

about what happened at Greek night, at all,

and now she's harping on some dishes?

I think there's far more important things

to be discussing than dishes.

-[Sammy] What's that? -Huh?

-What? -[Sammy] Do you need help over there?

No. Nope.

She's playing like the,

"Oh, my God, I'm so hot and innocent."

I just hope Anthony doesn't get hurt in all of this.

Say the truth.

Don't [bleep] with other people's emotions.

[JJ] No. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

♪ I own my crown I wear it loud ♪

♪ I own my crown I don't bow down ♪

[Krista] Let me put some panties on.

♪ Own my crown ♪

Yep.

I hope we don't have any problems tonight.

-Let's have a clean -- -[Sammy] That's why

I'm just gonna just go on a hunt.

[John] For what?

[Sammy] Single and ready to mingle.

And I'm not mingling with the household guests,

'cause I don't want drama.

You think mingling with other women is gonna allow you

to avoid drama?

If there's a big crowd,

how are they gonna see me mingling?

[John] Look at your shirt.

[Sammy] And I'm a rattlesnake,

so you're gonna hear me [rolls tongue] rattling.

When JJ lived here in Palm Springs,

she heard about this gay club called Hunter's.

Unfortunately, she never got the chance to go.

But tonight we're going, baby.

-So it's gonna be a good time. -I...

Ass and nuts in my face.

It's gonna be a good time.

-OK. -No, no.

[John cackles]

-[Sammy] Do not tuck that in. -Let me have it tucked in.

I look like a father on vacation.

[Sammy] Do you want a belt?

No. Look at my butt.

Do you think I ever need a belt?

-Heck no. -[Sammy] A belt is for style, buddy.

-I don't care for style, dude. -You can't wear running shoes.

[John] Oh,, my gosh.

Maybe I'll get lucky looking for love outside of the house.

Do you think you ever should have looked for love

inside the house? -No.

-Who's ready to party? -Let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[all] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I've never been to a gay club before, and I'm excited to have

another first happen.

Even though vibes are off with JJ,

I'm just gonna go ahead and push my emotions

to the side and have a great time.

Parker said he's gonna be there.

-[JJ] Hey! -Cool!

-Is he bringing his friends? -He is.

Oh, are they single?

[Krista] "Are your friends single?"

I like both Anthony and Parker.

If I could just mesh them together, it would be perfect.

But they're two different guys, and that can't be helped.

So I think tonight, I'm just gonna have fun

and focus on Parker.

[Sammy] Let's go.

[club music plays]

[Sammy] Hell, yeah.

-[Sammy] Oh, my God. -[Steph] Oh, hell yeah.

-[JJ] What? -[John] Oh.

Oh, my God!

Let's get it.

[club music plays]

This is a good vibe, good vibe, good vibe right here.

[club music plays]

♪♪

I've been to a couple gay bars back in Toronto,

but this is exciting

because I've never been to a gay bar with Sammy.

[chuckles] I don't know why.

What's the worst that could happen?

Or what's the best that could happen?

[Valerie] Sammy?

[Krista] I know!

♪♪

No? OK.

That's fair, it's fair, it's fair.

I struck out. The night's still young.

I have hope right now.

I may need to change up my game plan a little bit.

-Or change up your outfit. -My outfit is hot.

[girls exclaim]

[Krista] Parker is so cute.

It's kind of giving me butterflies, but anyway.

Go get a drink. Go get a drink.

Can you have one with me?

-[Sammy] Aly? -Aly!

-I'm Sammy. -Sammy!

Very nice to meet you.

[Sammy] "Aly and Sammy" has a good ring to it.

You've got jokes. I love that.

I was class clown in high school.

-Shut up! -Yeah.

-We are the same. -We are.

We were meant to be.

Aly and I have such a strong connection.

It's literally just vibes, vibes, vibes, and more vibes.

All right, the biggest question, though --

vodka or tequila?

Ah, Sammy!

Are you my twin number one?

She is beautiful.

I don't think I've ever had this feeling before.

I'm struck.

-What is this song? -I don't even know.

[indistinct]

[Steph cheers]

[club music plays]

Both Anthony and Parker have game.

Anthony is laid-back, whereas Parker is in your face,

wants to know everything about me.

[Krista giggles]

I like both, but I'm gonna go ahead and just have fun.

I kind of almost do feel a little bit guilty,

but I'm single, so it's OK.

[tense music builds]

[club music plays]

♪ You know I don't play it right ♪

♪ I'll put up a good fight ♪

♪ Just give me the word, like ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

Parker is a very good kisser. I don't wanna stop.

♪ Don't give me this ♪

♪ I'm gonna get back in a few lines ♪

Krista makes my insides feel good.

Krista makes me happy, and I love talking to her.

And she's just so real.

I don't know if it's her being a little person.

I don't know. She's just real

to the core, and I love it.

Krista is making a big deal about how she's never been

on a date with another little person,

and how she wanted to have that experience.

She goes on a date with Anthony,

doesn't kiss him, which...

fine, girl, if that's not your thing.

But she has no problem kissing Parker in a club.

[music builds]

[Sammy speaks]

-I met him -- -Hey, compare.

My thing is, like, OK, she's making out with Parker.

That's great. I'd love that for her, but...

-But the thing is -- -What about Anthony?

Like, you're just playing him in all of this.

Like, you want attention from dwarf men?

Anthony genuinely likes her.

I'm all for making out in bars, but, like,

not when you're playing different men.

Like, Anthony's my friend.

Like, I just think Anthony deserves better.

Yeah, no, I get that.

For me, like,

live your life, have fun.

-Yes. -But [bleep] say the truth.

Don't [bleep] with other people's emotions.

[JJ] No. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Be like, "Hey, I'm gonna flirt with you.

I like you, but..."

-"I'm just doing me." -[JJ] Exactly.

-Just say it like it is. -[Steph] Yeah.

She is very sweet, and I love her.

-Very sweet, yes, very sweet. -I do love her.

Do you feel like she's putting on an act?

I feel like she's playing the hot girl act.

She's playing like the,

"Oh,, my God, I'm so hot and innocent."

Definitely.

[Steph] This whole damsel in distress thing with Krista,

I feel like, is getting kind of old.

[JJ] Oh, I agree.

She plays like she doesn't know anything

or she doesn't know what she's doing,

but then here she is doing...

-[Steph] What she's doing. -[JJ] Yeah.

[Steph] Yeah.

-What's the -- what's the truth here? -[JJ] I feel --

I'm actually getting annoyed by it.

Yeah, it's getting a little old.

Yeah.

I just hope Anthony doesn't get hurt in all of this.

[intriguing music plays]

♪♪

[John] I'll play more if this is how it looks.

-[Steph] Yes. -[Sammy] Oh, baby.

[Steph] Are you excited for your practice day with JJ?

[John] JJ's an amazing person.

She's so phenomenal,

and she deserves a great man in her life.

-[Steph] She really does. -[Sammy] Hell yeah.

But you deserve that, too.

[John] I have a woman at home as well.

At LPA it very much seemed like you were the one putting

all the effort in.

It hurts me that my two best friends are questioning me

about my relationship.

I know John, I know that

people put a wall up and say things are great

when they're not.

He was already secretive about

the relationship to begin with.

[JJ] I think this is actually

starting to be the best date ever.

I have to remind myself that this isn't a real date.

It's just a practice date.

I am curious, though, if he does,

like, have the same feelings that I have for him.

I see you playing the hot girl card with Johnny and Sam.

Sometimes I feel like you're putting on an act.

Me?

[JJ] John is so sweet,

and I see him catering to Krista,

and I just see that she's abusing that.

[Krista] I can't help the way I look.

Like, sometimes I don't even wanna put makeup on.