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Hey, why'd you leave?

Because it's super hot outside. It's like a thousand degrees.

It is pretty hot, but I mean, like, it's fun. We've got food, hot dogs, lots of

people.

Yeah, I did.

I had a hot dog and I went swimming.

I'm good.

Well, why don't you come back down?

I might.

I don't know.

I'm lonely. I need someone to hang out with.

Dude, there's plenty of people here. Go hang out with some of your friends.

I know, but you're my stepfather. You're supposed to hang out with me.

I hang out with you all the freaking time.

Okay, but I want to hang out with you today, like, right now.

I just, like, some of those, I don't know, some of the people here I'm, like,

not, you know, super tight with, you know?

This is kind of like your pool party.

I mean, we're having a pool party, though. A party pool.

Yeah, I did. I went.

I was a kid.

Some can be a hard time.

Stop it.

I went to the party.

But... Maybe I'll calm down a little bit. I just need to chill out.

I mean, okay, if you say so.

Go home. There's plenty of people to hang out with. Can we hang out here

then? I mean... I mean, I don't care.

Okay.

Well, um... Actually, I'm kind of avoiding someone.

Who?

Well, he goes to my school. His name is William.

I don't know. I have a crush on him, but I don't think he likes black girls.

Oh, yeah.

William. Yeah.

What do you mean?

Did you talk to him?

I mean, I tried, but he just kind of gives me the cold shoulder all the time.

So I figured it's probably not worth it.

I mean, he's probably just never been with a black chick before.

I mean, have you?

Yeah, of course.

Really?

Yeah. No, you haven't.

Yes, I have. I love black girls.

Since when?

Since, like, always. What are you talking about? I've literally never seen

you with a black girl before.

I mean, I'm not bringing girls around that often, you know?

I was kind of seeing a black chick a couple months ago.

Show me five pictures of a black girl that you know.

That's not me.

Five.

I mean, I might have some.

Well, let's see it.

I don't take a lot of pictures. What's wrong with you? I'm not, like, proving

myself to you.

Come on.

Let's see them.

I'm not lying. Why do you think I'm, like, making this up?

Because, like, where's the proof?

I mean, it's like, I don't need proof.

I mean, you're my little sister. I'm not going to be like, oh, look at this.

Girl, I'm banging. Look at this chick I'm dating, you know?

I mean, aren't we close, though?

Yeah, but... I'm your step-sis.

Yeah, but there's... It's not like I'm... You know?

My little sister's not somebody I'm like, oh, I need to talk to her about my

dating life.

Like, it's exactly what I'm doing, you know?

Okay, well, I need you to prove that you like black girls, because I don't

believe you.

What do you think? Like, just... You can't find a white guy that lives in a

black shit?

It's not that hard. I know it's not you.

I, 100%, I mean, I can prove it, but. Prove it.

Well, actually, I shouldn't do that, so.

What are you thinking about? Go back to the party. Go back to the party. Oh,

show me.

I, no.

Please.

And then you're going to be like.

I mean, like, if you let me touch your boobs, like, I would get a boner. You're

weird. Stop.

I know. That's weird. I just thought, like, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.

Weirdo. I'm just saying, like, not because you're my sister, just because,

like,

you look pretty good, and I like black chicks in your haunt, so I would get

hard.

You know?

Don't. Hey, listen, don't.

tell anybody no i'm telling you that's what i said like i was just i'm just

joking so just leave me alone okay well what if i did let you touch my boobs

would you seriously get hard yes okay

Really? Yeah.

Let me see.

I mean, you can see for yourself if you want. Oh my god, you're sticking out of

your shorts.

No, wait. That's bad.

You're a perv.

I just... I shouldn't do that.

Well, I mean, we're already here now.

So... Can I...

You must know. You must watch.

I've never been with a white guy before.

I just want to taste it. It's like one lick.

Okay.

Listen. You can't tell anybody about this, okay?

Hey,

what are mom and dad doing?

They're not gonna look for us, are they?

Let's not think about that right now.

Yeah, me.

I can't believe you're my first white guy.

You shouldn't be doing this. You suck me at things bad enough.

What do you mean you shouldn't be doing that?

We are parents. It doesn't matter.

They're not going to find out.

Do you have a condo?