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I have your essays,
and I must say
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I was underwhelmed.
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Underwhelmed?
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Pshh! Can't be talking about me.
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I whupped that essay's behind!
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Okay, I got a... "B"?
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He gave me a "B"?
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Any good English
teacher would know
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that I deserve an "A".
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Unless... this guy's
not a teacher at all.
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I bet he's an undercover agent
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sent here to get
information on me.
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I bet that moustache
isn't even real!
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That man is a spy!
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K.C., shh! What...
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No one can hear me.
I'm in my own head.
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Mr. Enright,
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can I ask you a question?
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I'm sure you can, but may you?
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Just a little English
teacher humor.
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Ask me anything, K.C.
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Glad you feel that way.
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Mr. Enright, if that's
even your real name,
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who do you work for?
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The Arlington
Department of Education.
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Yeah, let's make this
easy on the both of us.
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Who is your contact?
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Unh!
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My union rep Harold?
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I know who you really are.
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And I also know
that that moustache is
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just as phony as the
grade you gave me.
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My bad.
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♪ Oh, when danger comes to you ♪
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♪ You know I'll
stand beside ya ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I'll always find a way ♪
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♪ A way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody ♪
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♪ Tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect ♪
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♪ So many things
I want to tell you ♪
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♪ But I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Livin' my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doin' my thing
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest
baby I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't gotta worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
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I can't believe it.
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I asked ten girls to the dance,
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and all of them said no.
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Although a couple used
stronger words than that.
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Well, I think you're
gonna need my help.
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Your dad used to be a playa
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from the Himalayas
back in the day-a!
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All right, your opening line.
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Let's hear it. You
see a pretty girl...
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and you say...
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Oh...
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Breathe. Oh, a little strut?
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Yeah, playa!
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Did you know
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the over-consumption of sodium
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is a contributing factor
of pediatric hypertension?
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You can't be serious.
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No, it's true. Studies prove it.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Okay, listen to me.
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Rule number one for
getting a date... compliments!
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Watch this.
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Well, hello there.
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Are you an unpaid
parking ticket?
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Because you have
"fine" written all over you.
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Oh, good grief!
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Ernie, just be yourself.
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That way, any girl who likes you
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will like you for you.
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Now, let's get going.
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K.C. got in trouble at school.
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K.C. got in trouble at school?
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Must be "opposite day."
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Which means all
the girls that said no
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must have really meant yes.
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I have so many dates!
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Except a date with reality.
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So, Mr. Enright gives you a "B",
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and all of a sudden,
you think he's a spy?
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I know it sounds a little wacky,
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but what do we really
know about that guy?
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He's been teaching at
the school for 15 years.
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That's called "deep cover."
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You really believe that
when you were a baby,
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enemy agents planted a teacher
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at your future high school
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on the off chance that
you'd become a spy?
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That's how good they are.
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What the heck am I saying?
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What is going on with me?
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Honey, this happens
to a lot of new spies.
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It's called spy paranoia.
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Also known as "spy-anoia."
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No one calls it that.
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It could catch on.
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Wait, so I'm just
being paranoid?
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All new agents
go through a phase
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where they think
everyone I a spy.
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We're trained to be alert
about everything and everyone.
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You just got carried away.
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With your spy-anoia.
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I know you're anoia-ing me.
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Heh, now who's making up words?
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Wait a minute.
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How do I know that I'm
really being paranoid?
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Maybe you guys
aren't even my parents.
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Maybe you're just
telling me I'm paranoid
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because you think that...
Oh, wow, how do I fix this?
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Ohm... Ohm...
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Ohm...
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You know what?
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I don't feel paranoid at all.
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Oh, good. I'm done.
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Whew! From now
on, the only chakra
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I'm interested in
is Chakra Khan.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was with my new girlfriend,
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and we lost track of time.
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Pfft!
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Are you kidding?
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I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. Girlfriend?
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Okay, um, here's a
little spy tip, okay?
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When you're coming up
with a good cover story,
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you probably want it to
be somewhat believable.
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Hi, everybody, I'm Jolie.
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And this is my sister K.C.
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Oh, Ernie's told me
so much about you.
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So, how did you two kids meet?
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Oh, I just moved here.
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Today was my
first day of school.
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I was so nervous,
until I saw Ernie
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and thought, boy, he's cute.
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I'd sure like to meet him.
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So I went over, and
we started talking.
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Yeah, we made
chitchat. As you do.
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And he started talking
about the dangers
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of sodium and
pediatric hypertension.
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And I was all, like,
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"Wow, this guy's
not only gorgeous,
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he's smart, too."
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In other words, he won her heart
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by being himself.
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Jolie's an "A" student,
and at her old school,
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she lettered in four sports.
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Ernie, stop it. You're
embarrassing me.
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I'm just glad you didn't mention
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that I also train
seeing-eye dogs,
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and I'm first chair
on the bassoon.
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Well, sweetie, we
better hit the books
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if I'm gonna have enough time
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to help push that whale back
into the ocean before curfew.
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Let's go. See ya.
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So nice meeting you guys.
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What a cute couple!
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I knew he had it in him.
I knew he had it in him!
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Really?
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What? What's wrong?
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Okay, you guys are
messing with me, right?
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Come on! Jolie...
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She's just so whoo!
Yeah! You know?
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And Ernie's just kinda...
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Not following.
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Okay, let me just spell
it out for you guys, okay?
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Jolie is smart, she's
beautiful, interesting.
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And Ernie...
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He's Ernie.
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Yeah, well, we Cooper
men have a knack
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for attracting beautiful women.
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I remember this
one hot girl I dated...
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And you married her.
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No, no, this one was...
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Yes, I married her! Yes, yes...
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Jolie is clearly
an undercover spy
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here to get information on us.
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You're being ridiculous, K.C.
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That girl could not
scream spy more
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if she stood on a street corner
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with a sandwich board
that said "I'm a spy"
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written on both sides
while repeatedly screaming,
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"I'm a spy" at the
top of her lungs!
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Sweetheart, remember
what we talked about?
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Spy paranoia?
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Spy-anoia.
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It's not gonna catch on!
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Not with that attitude it won't!
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Honey, pull yourself together.
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You're right.
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I don't know what
I was thinking.
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Yeah, do some of those.
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Ohm...
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Ohm...
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Ohm...
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Totally gonna
expose that little spy.
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Ohm...
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I am finally the head of
the decorating committee
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for the dance,
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and what theme do
they stick me with?
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The I-dees of March.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you have to
stay awake in history class.
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And it's the "Ides"
of March, okay?
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It was the day that
Caesar was stabbed.
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How do you dance to that?
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And more importantly,
how do you decorate that?
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So, the big dance is coming up.
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I'm going with my girlfriend.
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Have you met
Jolie, my girlfriend?
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Yep, girlfriend.
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We get it. You
have a...girlfriend.
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Well, we're dating.
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I don't want to tie myself down.
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Smart, cute, and funny.
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What other secrets
have you been keeping?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Hey, K.C. Sorry I'm late.
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It was my fault.
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Oh, hey, Jolie.
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Aren't you just like
a zit that won't quit!
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Just keep poppin' up.
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Oh, I'll have to
take your word for it.
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I've never had a zit.
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Anyway, gotta go.
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Let me guess, you're
gonna go volunteer
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at the soup kitchen?
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Don't be silly. I do
that on Wednesdays.
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Bye, ladies.
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I don't trust that girl, okay?
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Don't you find it a little odd
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that suddenly she's
buddy-buddy with my best buddy?
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To be fair, I am very likeable.
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That girl is a spy, okay?
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And she's here
to get information
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on me and my family.
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Why would she go
to all of that trouble?
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Because that's what spies do.
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They gather intel so that
they can find your weakness.
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Or she's just your
average, perfect,
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gorgeous, completely
flawless, all-American girl.
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Look, we need proof, okay?
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So your assignment is
to bring her to my house.
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Wait, so this is
like... Like a mission?
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What's my cover identity?
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Someone who brings
her to my house.
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Can I do it in a
Southern accent?
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No.
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My, my, it's hotter up here
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than two goats
in a pepper patch.
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00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,707
Wow! Cool hangout.
264
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:29,000
Uh, thanks. Make
yourself at home.
265
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,749
Uh...
266
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,999
Is this one of those
cool massage chairs
267
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,499
that you find at the mall?
268
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,125
Because, um, it's
not very relaxing.
269
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,290
K.C., this isn't right.
270
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:49,125
Even in this harsh lighting,
her skin still looks flawless.
271
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,457
Oh, thank you.
272
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,500
My secret is I absolutely
wear no makeup.
273
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,207
Um, what exactly
is going on here?
274
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,249
I think we all know
what's going on here.
275
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,374
Um, actually, I'm still
a little bit confused.
276
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,499
But I'm just going with it.
277
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:08,499
Okay, we're just gonna
have a little chitchat.
278
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,332
Who sent you here?
279
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,832
Marisa invited me.
280
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,332
Where were you trained?
Tap dance or potty?
281
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,207
You know what? If
you're not gonna talk,
282
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:18,083
you leave us no choice.
283
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,457
What is that thing?
284
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,749
Oh, it's just a little
device I like to call...
285
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,999
The Tickle Taser.
286
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,708
This will get you to talk.
287
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:39,082
Who sent you here?
288
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,207
Why are you doing this?
289
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,874
Why are you suddenly
friends with Marisa?
290
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,250
What? She's very likeable!
291
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,582
What's going on in here?
292
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,999
Uh...
293
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,749
Nothing.
294
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:56,415
We were just doing a
little initiation ceremony.
295
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,082
We were actually welcoming Jolie
296
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,624
into our little
circle of friends.
297
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,291
No wonder your
circle is so little.
298
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,499
Ernie, please.
299
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,249
Your sister has
been torturing me.
300
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,832
I'm not surprised.
301
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,125
She's been torturing
me my whole life.
302
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,874
Why would you
torture my girlfriend?
303
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:25,165
Ernie, come on.
304
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,707
"Torture" is such a
strong word, okay?
305
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:32,208
I would prefer "tickling
the truth out of her."
306
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,415
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
307
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,082
I thought she was a spy.
308
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,124
Why would you think that?
309
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:40,999
Because she's
smart, she's funny,
310
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,874
and she's super-pretty,
and you're...
311
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,624
Not smart, not funny,
not super-pretty?
312
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,499
Exactly. No,
that's not what I...
313
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,457
Okay, let's just
be honest, okay?
314
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,458
You have a 14-year dry spell.
315
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,624
And suddenly, out of nowhere,
316
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,832
Jennifer Lawrence Jr.
Magically drops into your lap
317
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,499
after some scintillating
conversation
318
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,500
about sodium intake?
319
00:14:08,708 --> 00:14:11,999
Okay, I get it.
320
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,290
Look, I know I'm not exactly
321
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,207
the best-looking
guy in school...
322
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,082
or the most athletic.
323
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,707
And I know that
a girl like Jolie
324
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,707
is way out of my league.
325
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:23,165
But what really hurts
is that my own sister
326
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,707
didn't believe
that a girl like that
327
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,832
could like me for me.
328
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,707
Ernie.
329
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:32,290
I'm so, so sorry,
okay? I feel horrible.
330
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,708
Good. Mission accomplished.
331
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:41,750
All right...
332
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,999
You know, I gotta say,
333
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,249
you and Ernie are
absolutely terrific together.
334
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,999
And I'm really hoping
that we can put this little...
335
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,749
incident behind us.
336
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,457
It's not gonna be
that easy, K.C..
337
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,832
No worries. At my old school,
338
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,124
I was voted "best forgiver."
339
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,582
First I was mad
about all the attention,
340
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:05,415
but then I forgave them.
341
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:08,416
Or maybe it will be that easy.
342
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,290
Hey, Ernie, wanna
give me a hand?
343
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:14,207
You are the grill
master around here.
344
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,582
What are you talking about?
345
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,124
The last time he used the grill,
346
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,207
we had to get the
neighbors a new cat.
347
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:20,166
I'm just trying to
make him look good
348
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,582
in front of his girl.
349
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,165
He doesn't need your help.
350
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,124
She likes him for him.
351
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:28,957
Just don't let him anywhere
near that propane tank.
352
00:15:28,958 --> 00:15:30,290
Excuse me. The grill master's
353
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,000
gotta go do his thing.
354
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,124
So, uh, we're cool?
355
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,874
Everyone makes mistakes.
356
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:39,999
Look, I don't hold grudges,
357
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,124
because one day
I'll make a mistake,
358
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,999
and then, I don't want
it held against me.
359
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,999
Wow.
360
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,207
You really are
perfect, aren't you?
361
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,582
Well, I'm too modest
to say that, but, um,
362
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,208
I don't mind if you do.
363
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,165
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
364
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,083
Kakoy durak. Moya rubashka!
365
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:08,333
Uh, excuse me.
What did you just say?
366
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:13,165
What? Oh, oh, nothing.
367
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,457
I-I was just clearing my throat.
368
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,291
Moya rubashka.
369
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,082
Oh...
370
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,166
Okay.
371
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,207
Clearing her throat, my butt!
372
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,249
I know Russian when I hear it.
373
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,124
She must be a spy.
374
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,374
Ooh, I so want to do my
happy dance right now!
375
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,999
But first, I have to
tell Mom and Dad.
376
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,582
Wait, I can't tell them,
377
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,582
or they'll think it's spy-anoia.
378
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,082
Hey...
379
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,249
it is catching on.
380
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,499
Okay, I have to get some proof.
381
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:51,000
And I know just how to do it.
382
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,749
Yes, the secret files are
hidden in my locker at school.
383
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,999
I'll be there in 30 minutes.
384
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Of course no one will follow me.
385
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,082
Uh, hey, guys, I'm gonna
just go to the grocery store
386
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,207
and get some lemonade.
387
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,124
But there's plenty right here.
388
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,415
Yeah, I'm kinda in the
mood for pink lemonade.
389
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,332
Oh, well, I guess
it never hurts to,
390
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:23,000
uh, shake it up.
391
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,625
Where the heck are
those secret files?
392
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,999
Looking for something?
393
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,957
Oh, K.C. You scared me.
394
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,999
I, uh, thought you
were getting lemonade.
395
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,207
Yeah, and what
exactly were you doing?
396
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,415
I, um...
397
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:52,999
had to get my...
Spanish textbook.
398
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,125
Oh. From my locker?
399
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,999
And don't you mean
your Russian textbook?
400
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,457
Wait, why would I need that?
401
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,958
I speak fluent Russian.
402
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,582
Oh...
403
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,624
So, now that you've
been exposed,
404
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,457
what exactly was
your assignment?
405
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,457
To get close to
you and your family,
406
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,332
and gather information
about your weaknesses.
407
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,874
Yes! I knew it!
408
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,082
See, I had, like,
this gut feeling, and...
409
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,458
Unh!
410
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,999
And now I got
another gut feeling.
411
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,957
I'm gonna take you down.
412
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,250
Bring it.
413
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,415
Ooh, are those the new
Laser Stud Earrings?
414
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,457
I've been asking
for those for months.
415
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,499
Yes, my handler got
me them for my birthday.
416
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,290
Oh, when's your
birthday? Last week.
417
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,583
Oh, happy birthday. Thank you.
418
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,500
I'm gonna get ya!
419
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,957
Well, I thought this
would go on longer,
420
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,875
but I guess it's
time to end this.
421
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:23,958
Okay...
422
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,207
I don't think so.
423
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,583
Because you're not the
only one with cool jewelry.
424
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,499
K.C., what happened here?
425
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,874
You ruined all of my hard work.
426
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,208
Okay,your hard work.
427
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,582
Marisa, I was right, okay?
428
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,165
Jolie, she was a spy.
429
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,082
I cannot wait to tell Ernie
430
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,332
that she never even liked him,
431
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,207
and she was using
him the entire time.
432
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,582
Hey, to soften the
blow, why don't you
433
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,957
throw him into a cactus first?
434
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:06,207
Or, better yet, release a
honey badger on his face.
435
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,832
Yeah, I, uh, see your point.
436
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,582
You know what? New plan, Red.
437
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:12,707
You're going back undercover
438
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,000
for one final mission.
439
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,165
I'm sorry I had
to end it this way.
440
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,207
You're such a great guy.
441
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,583
I know.
442
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,582
We'll always have Monday.
443
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,583
And most of Tuesday.
444
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:48,083
Oh, hi... Daddy.
445
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:56,165
So, uh, where's Jolie going?
446
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,082
You're not gonna believe this.
447
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,207
Jolie just got the
call from NASA.
448
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:02,290
She's gonna be the
first teen in space.
449
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:04,957
There's nothing
that girl can't do.
450
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,750
Except come up with
a believable story.
451
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:09,083
Excuse me? Oh, nothing.
452
00:22:09,084 --> 00:22:11,082
Uh, I was just saying
453
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,374
I know how much you
guys liked each other.
454
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,749
You good?
455
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,124
I will be, I guess.
456
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:20,165
By the way, I owe
you a big apology.
457
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,166
I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
458
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,457
I just... I guess
I didn't realize
459
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,165
that my dorky little brother
460
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:27,958
was turning out to
be a pretty col guy.
461
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:32,291
We're good.
462
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,707
Hey, are those new earrings?
463
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,707
Oh.
464
00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:40,291
Just a little
something I picked up.
465
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,291
Rob, your name's on TV!
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