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A few days after Meidri's rage shook the town...

The Ale 'n Eats found itself full of customers of a different light.

Sinking...

Miss Meidri?

Would you mind taking over food delivery for a bit?

There's so much darkness that just getting near them deals damage to me...

Sure, I can take over.

Hard to explain, just... that's how it feels.

What are you doing?

I get it.

When we get hit by dark-aspected attacks,

Huh.

Should've guessed an angel'd be weak to darkness.

Yeah.

Yeah, probably because the World of Darkness has a long holiday.

A long holiday...

That means this dark wave's gonna last a bit longer.

Here's an idea!

If you're off tomorrow, Crim, why don't we go soak up some light together, eh?

Huh?

That sounds great! I'd love to go!

SEED LIGHT

Why am I not surprised?

Hot damn! The building itself is glowing!

Must be 'cause it's got tons of will o' the wisps inside.

Hey, "for Thy" is out on the sign.

Hi there! Come one, come all!

Wha... Already?!

You're standing outside!

Ooh, nice.

The damn light's blockin' out all the good bits.

I'm so sorry, but I can't move or dim the light around me!

Well, that's damn inconvenient!

according to research by the Great Mage Demia,

the location and shape of these lights varies based on changes in the world line axis.

...world line?

Yes. For example, it fluctuates on my breasts to such a large degree...

and other times, you can see absolutely everything!

Huh... Huh...

Oh, however...

The light down here never seems to move that much.

O-Okay, coming to see the light! Okay?

Very well. Let's go, then...

Four customers, coming in!

It's huge.

And bright.

Don't you guys have a reception?

And where are the private rooms?

Hi, there!

Glad you're here!

Sorry, we're just soooo bright.

If we holed up in a little room with you...

You wouldn't be able to see anything at all!

Huh? Wait, then what are we going to do?

Don't tell me we're gonna do it out here...

Of course we are!

Now then!

Let's get those stuffy clothes off you!

Wait! E-Everyone can see!

This is so embarrassing!

It's okay, the light will cover up your private parts!

This light subconsciously gathers in our sexiest of places.

C'mon, let's all get naked!

O-Okay.

This place is getting weirder by the minute...

Yeah...

Whoa, it's really glowing.

Yeah. This is weird.

Aw, how cute!

Wha?! S-Shut up!

Whoa, yo, Crim,

you're shinin' brighter than the sun.

No, don't... Don't look!

Calm down, we can't see shit.

A-At least close the curtains at the entrance!

Don't worry, it's too bright in here for anyone out there to see!

Hi ladies, two more customers, coming in!

Whoa, they're goin' at it.

I kinda like the communal feelin' of this place.

Wha?!

Wait, other customers are coming in, too?

Well, yes, this isn't a private space...

Makes sense...

That's why you've got to pick the girl you want quick, or someone else will take her!

I get it.

It's so cute!

C'mon, stop it already!

One more customer's here to see you!

Is Lumen available?

Sorry, sweetie, I'm taking care of this darling right now!

Me too!

Wait, wha...

Aw, man.

But hey, he's pretty cute. I'd be down.

Hey, now!

You're not allowed to go after other customers!

I'm just kidding.

SEED FOR THY LIGHT

Experience the will o' the wisps...

Dance in the pageant of light...

At this establishment...

We went into the light.

We came...

...into the light.

This time, we went to a shop run by will o' the wisps.

The girls there are all damn good, but be warned: it's not for everyone.

The way the shop's run, you're gonna be fucking in an open room right next to the entrance.

The light's too bright for you to see their junk,

so I can't recommend this place to newbies who wish to glimpse nudity.

Hell, I can't recommend it purely on the fact that you're fucking out in the open.

Though I'll admit, it's pretty damn great getting to do it with a bunch of cuties at once.

Seven outta ten.

You might come here expecting to float off into the light...

The light spirits themselves were awesome, but the way the shop's run is a major turn-off.

Also, you get charged every twenty minutes, so it can get expensive fast.

Five out of ten.

Everyone else ragged on the shop system, so I'll pass on that.

All the girls are great, but it's just so bright and the light is distracting.

And the girls are just as light-headed as the shop's namesake.

Maybe "dense" is the right word, 'cause that's how they acted.

I mean, I've heard that light spirits tend to be easygoing like that, but, y'know...

Five points.

I've got no problem with the wisps, b-but...!

They keep saying "oh, nobody can see anything through the light," but I could see everything!

I thought I'd die from embarrassment!

My mind kind of went blank, so I don't remember everything...

Zero points!

No darkness at all...

Yeah, light is way too out-there for me...

I'm not sure I'd want to head there.

I'm not into doin' it in front of other people.

So where there is light, there is darkness. I must take note!

What are you on about this time?

Looks good!

Sounds like a nice place.

Yeah. Group sex is the best.

Yes...

That shop's getting a mixed reception.

Makes sense that the species who typically go at it in orgies are into that place.

That place is way too niche.

Sinking... Sinking, sinking...

You look absolutely beat. Why not take a break?

I'll take care of the rest.

T-Thanks, I appreciate it...

After hitting up that shop, I feel like my dignity's joined my mind and soul in oblivion...

Poor Crim only took even more damage from the darkness.

We parade into the light...

Our erections held high as we come forth...

Yes, this is our...

...parade of light.

Standing erect... for girls.

In the Erect for Girls Parade.

We are all bright, beautiful stars...

Shining bright till the end.

Professor Ookina's Succu-Girl Learning Corner!

It hurts... But it feels so good, too!

H-Harder!

Right now, I'm poking little miss Lumen with something that's hard, fat, and long.

What on Earth could I be doing?

Three, two, one!

I'm giving her a foot massage! But I'm sure that was too easy for you.

It's coming... it's coming!

A full spectrum of pleasure!

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