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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:11,471 A few days after Meidri's rage shook the town... 2 00:00:12,222 --> 00:00:16,059 The Ale 'n Eats found itself full of customers of a different light. 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,314 Sinking... 4 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,276 Miss Meidri? 5 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:29,614 Would you mind taking over food delivery for a bit? 6 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:34,994 There's so much darkness that just getting near them deals damage to me... 7 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:40,583 Sure, I can take over. 8 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,963 Hard to explain, just... that's how it feels. 9 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,005 What are you doing? 10 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,298 I get it. 11 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:54,514 When we get hit by dark-aspected attacks, 12 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:56,057 Huh. 13 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,561 Should've guessed an angel'd be weak to darkness. 14 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:05,817 Yeah. 15 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:11,447 Yeah, probably because the World of Darkness has a long holiday. 16 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,241 A long holiday... 17 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:16,744 That means this dark wave's gonna last a bit longer. 18 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:19,455 Here's an idea! 19 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:23,626 If you're off tomorrow, Crim, why don't we go soak up some light together, eh? 20 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:24,752 Huh? 21 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:37,223 That sounds great! I'd love to go! 22 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:44,981 SEED LIGHT 23 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,191 Why am I not surprised? 24 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:50,862 Hot damn! The building itself is glowing! 25 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:54,407 Must be 'cause it's got tons of will o' the wisps inside. 26 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:58,161 Hey, "for Thy" is out on the sign. 27 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:06,002 Hi there! Come one, come all! 28 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,756 Wha... Already?! 29 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,924 You're standing outside! 30 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:13,426 Ooh, nice. 31 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:16,888 The damn light's blockin' out all the good bits. 32 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:22,602 I'm so sorry, but I can't move or dim the light around me! 33 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,312 Well, that's damn inconvenient! 34 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:30,109 according to research by the Great Mage Demia, 35 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:36,324 the location and shape of these lights varies based on changes in the world line axis. 36 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:37,700 ...world line? 37 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:46,000 Yes. For example, it fluctuates on my breasts to such a large degree... 38 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:49,170 and other times, you can see absolutely everything! 39 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,630 Huh... Huh... 40 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,590 Oh, however... 41 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:57,679 The light down here never seems to move that much. 42 00:02:58,471 --> 00:03:02,809 O-Okay, coming to see the light! Okay? 43 00:03:03,393 --> 00:03:06,145 Very well. Let's go, then... 44 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:09,315 Four customers, coming in! 45 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:19,867 It's huge. 46 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,536 And bright. 47 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:23,371 Don't you guys have a reception? 48 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,540 And where are the private rooms? 49 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,462 Hi, there! 50 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,339 Glad you're here! 51 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,761 Sorry, we're just soooo bright. 52 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:41,931 If we holed up in a little room with you... 53 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:45,226 You wouldn't be able to see anything at all! 54 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,687 Huh? Wait, then what are we going to do? 55 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,356 Don't tell me we're gonna do it out here... 56 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,649 Of course we are! 57 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,402 Now then! 58 00:03:54,485 --> 00:04:00,825 Let's get those stuffy clothes off you! 59 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:04,537 Wait! E-Everyone can see! 60 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,372 This is so embarrassing! 61 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:10,418 It's okay, the light will cover up your private parts! 62 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:15,047 This light subconsciously gathers in our sexiest of places. 63 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:17,592 C'mon, let's all get naked! 64 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:19,051 O-Okay. 65 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:21,804 This place is getting weirder by the minute... 66 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:23,306 Yeah... 67 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,851 Whoa, it's really glowing. 68 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,270 Yeah. This is weird. 69 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,398 Aw, how cute! 70 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,984 Wha?! S-Shut up! 71 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,362 Whoa, yo, Crim, 72 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,991 you're shinin' brighter than the sun. 73 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:46,621 No, don't... Don't look! 74 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:48,581 Calm down, we can't see shit. 75 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,210 A-At least close the curtains at the entrance! 76 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:55,797 Don't worry, it's too bright in here for anyone out there to see! 77 00:04:56,297 --> 00:05:00,343 Hi ladies, two more customers, coming in! 78 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,303 Whoa, they're goin' at it. 79 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,514 I kinda like the communal feelin' of this place. 80 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:05,723 Wha?! 81 00:05:05,932 --> 00:05:08,392 Wait, other customers are coming in, too? 82 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:11,187 Well, yes, this isn't a private space... 83 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,438 Makes sense... 84 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:16,901 That's why you've got to pick the girl you want quick, or someone else will take her! 85 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,528 I get it. 86 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,655 It's so cute! 87 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,240 C'mon, stop it already! 88 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:25,034 One more customer's here to see you! 89 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,744 Is Lumen available? 90 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:30,206 Sorry, sweetie, I'm taking care of this darling right now! 91 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,624 Me too! 92 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,125 Wait, wha... 93 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:34,877 Aw, man. 94 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,673 But hey, he's pretty cute. I'd be down. 95 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,467 Hey, now! 96 00:05:41,634 --> 00:05:44,804 You're not allowed to go after other customers! 97 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:46,389 I'm just kidding. 98 00:05:46,556 --> 00:05:50,059 SEED FOR THY LIGHT 99 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,983 Experience the will o' the wisps... 100 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:59,235 Dance in the pageant of light... 101 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:00,945 At this establishment... 102 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,905 We went into the light. 103 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,157 We came... 104 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,785 ...into the light. 105 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:12,415 This time, we went to a shop run by will o' the wisps. 106 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:16,294 The girls there are all damn good, but be warned: it's not for everyone. 107 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:23,259 The way the shop's run, you're gonna be fucking in an open room right next to the entrance. 108 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,429 The light's too bright for you to see their junk, 109 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:31,601 so I can't recommend this place to newbies who wish to glimpse nudity. 110 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:36,480 Hell, I can't recommend it purely on the fact that you're fucking out in the open. 111 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:42,028 Though I'll admit, it's pretty damn great getting to do it with a bunch of cuties at once. 112 00:06:47,283 --> 00:06:48,492 Seven outta ten. 113 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:58,628 You might come here expecting to float off into the light... 114 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:04,592 The light spirits themselves were awesome, but the way the shop's run is a major turn-off. 115 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:09,096 Also, you get charged every twenty minutes, so it can get expensive fast. 116 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:11,891 Five out of ten. 117 00:07:13,017 --> 00:07:17,521 Everyone else ragged on the shop system, so I'll pass on that. 118 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:24,820 All the girls are great, but it's just so bright and the light is distracting. 119 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:30,910 And the girls are just as light-headed as the shop's namesake. 120 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:35,665 Maybe "dense" is the right word, 'cause that's how they acted. 121 00:07:35,748 --> 00:07:40,294 I mean, I've heard that light spirits tend to be easygoing like that, but, y'know... 122 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:42,964 Five points. 123 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:50,721 I've got no problem with the wisps, b-but...! 124 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:56,268 They keep saying "oh, nobody can see anything through the light," but I could see everything! 125 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,938 I thought I'd die from embarrassment! 126 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:03,943 My mind kind of went blank, so I don't remember everything... 127 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:06,654 Zero points! 128 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,701 No darkness at all... 129 00:08:11,784 --> 00:08:15,705 Yeah, light is way too out-there for me... 130 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,457 I'm not sure I'd want to head there. 131 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,876 I'm not into doin' it in front of other people. 132 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:25,631 So where there is light, there is darkness. I must take note! 133 00:08:25,715 --> 00:08:28,217 What are you on about this time? 134 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,719 Looks good! 135 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,221 Sounds like a nice place. 136 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,598 Yeah. Group sex is the best. 137 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,558 Yes... 138 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,021 That shop's getting a mixed reception. 139 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:44,734 Makes sense that the species who typically go at it in orgies are into that place. 140 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:47,111 That place is way too niche. 141 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:51,157 Sinking... Sinking, sinking... 142 00:08:51,282 --> 00:08:53,659 You look absolutely beat. Why not take a break? 143 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,828 I'll take care of the rest. 144 00:08:56,162 --> 00:09:00,041 T-Thanks, I appreciate it... 145 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:11,594 After hitting up that shop, I feel like my dignity's joined my mind and soul in oblivion... 146 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:17,683 Poor Crim only took even more damage from the darkness. 147 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:24,523 We parade into the light... 148 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,319 Our erections held high as we come forth... 149 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:31,572 Yes, this is our... 150 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,949 ...parade of light. 151 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:37,078 Standing erect... for girls. 152 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:41,582 In the Erect for Girls Parade. 153 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:22,600 We are all bright, beautiful stars... 154 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,896 Shining bright till the end. 155 00:11:32,318 --> 00:11:36,989 Professor Ookina's Succu-Girl Learning Corner! 156 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:42,578 It hurts... But it feels so good, too! 157 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:45,331 H-Harder! 158 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:51,045 Right now, I'm poking little miss Lumen with something that's hard, fat, and long. 159 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,298 What on Earth could I be doing? 160 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,593 Three, two, one! 161 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:04,642 I'm giving her a foot massage! But I'm sure that was too easy for you. 162 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,230 It's coming... it's coming! 163 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:12,650 A full spectrum of pleasure! 12357

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