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Gentlemen, gentlemen, wake up.
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Gentlemen, wake up. I have incredible
news.
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Is that news that you misplaced your
toothbrush?
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Zinger, no.
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Now, you know how today we're heading
into the land of the giants to offer
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them the jewel of Valenti in exchange
for joining our quest to save Princess
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Isabella? Yes, we discussed it last
night in great detail.
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There's no need for your clunky
exposition.
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Well, I have managed to trade the jewel
for something even better than an army.
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You traded the jewel? Yep, for a dragon.
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Can you believe it?
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Imagine how our foes will run in terror.
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I mean, once he grows a little.
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I'm going to call him Tad Cooper, a name
that evokes strength and valor and
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bravery. What do you think?
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I think you're a complete idiot, and
you're taking it back now.
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But I can't.
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I pinky swore and said no backsies. You
do realize that without a jewel, I have
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no army. And without an army, I have no
chance of rescuing Isabella.
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Where are you going?
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To find the giant without you.
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What? Why?
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Because I am done.
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I am done cleaning up your mess.
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I am done telling you it's not your
fault for good news for us, Richard. It
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is your fault. I'm done with your
weakness, with your whining, but most of
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all, I am done with you.
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Okay. I admit I'm on a bit of an unlucky
streak, but I am destined for great
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things.
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You see, you have about as much chance
of great things as that lizard does of
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breathing fire.
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It's a dragon, and it can breathe fire.
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Show him, Tad Cooper!
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Come on, show him.
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Come on.
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The perfect pair.
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A dragon that isn't a dragon, and a king
that isn't a king.
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Well, I am done with you two!
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Hello?
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Guess I'm eating breakfast by myself,
then.
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You can't do anything right, Richard.
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Everything's done after Richard. You've
ruined my life, Richard. That's not a
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real dragon, Richard. Well, you know
what?
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Galavant may not believe in you, but I
do.
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I super believe in you, Tad Cooper.
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Hey, little fella, I know just what
you're thinking.
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Nobody gets you or sees what you could
be.
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But pluck up your courage and turn that
frown up. Soon we will eat this entire
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town up. And I believe in my dragon pal
and me.
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That's right, little fella. We'll leave
those doubters blinking.
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We're going to show them a thing or two
or three.
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Imagine the wonder that we'll inspire
when we are setting their heads on fire.
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Then we'll be even, my dragon pal and
me.
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We'll rise up and open their eyes up.
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We'll light the skies up and rain
destruction and death on their wives and
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kids.
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So when, little fella, you feel your
heart is thinking.
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Just you remember, one day we'll make
them see.
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And when they are watching completely
flipped out, as their intestines are
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being ripped out, they'll all look up to
us, then I guarantee.
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And they'll believe in my dragon pal and
me.
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They'll believe in me.
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They'll believe in me.
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I must warn you, I have a dragon.
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It's a bold tablecloth choice, but
eggplant is going to be the it colour
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this wedding season.
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Wonderful.
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Eggplant. So me.
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Oh, I'm ever so excited about my special
day.
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Oh, Barry.
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Place the order.
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My plan is working to perfection.
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It appears so, sir. Once Isabella
becomes queen, you'll be the most
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powerful man in all of Autentia. No.
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The wedding plan, you twit.
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Do you think I'd discuss the evil plan
so publicly?
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This is why I thought we agreed to call
one the plan and the other the plot to
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avoid these kind of mix-ups.
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Barry.
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What is so hard to understand? We have
two plans, right?
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One's evil and the other... Sorry.
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Moving on.
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We have a serious issue to discuss.
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We've had most of the RSVPs except a
Princess Jubilee.
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I need to know if she's coming.
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Just mark her as a yes and order the
steak. I'm not paying, so I don't care.
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Really?
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Well, I do care, sir.
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Barry, go on. Tell them the mirror.
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Oh, dear.
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He's going to hand-draw each guest's
name and table number on a fancy mirror.
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It's a way too understated, Barry.
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It's a masterstroke.
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It's both functional and a work of art,
and it'll all be for naught if the guest
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list isn't finalised. Why don't you just
make place cards?
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Place cards?
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Place cards? Madam, am I planning a
royal wedding or a medical convention?
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Isabella, you think my mirror's a good
idea, don't you?
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Oh, yes.
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It's a massive joke.
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Okay, Mr. Wormwood, I don't know what
you're up to, but my daughter has been
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acting very strangely since you arrived,
and I have had enough.
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Isabella, it seems your mother doesn't
want your wedding to be perfect. Perhaps
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she should be somewhere else, you know,
somewhere secure.
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Damn.
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Somewhere dungeon-esque. A dungeon. Send
her to the dungeon.
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Send her to the dungeon. No one ruins my
special day.
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Guards! Oh,
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isn't it lovely to be working with a
client who just... gets it.
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Who goes there?
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Giants. I've been looking for you
everywhere.
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State your business, wee man.
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I'm Galavant.
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I need an army.
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And I'm told your people are among the
fiercest warriors in the land.
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Among?
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We are giants.
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With fists the size of pumpkins.
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And heads so big they blot out the sun.
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You've come to the right place.
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Because we love a good war, don't we,
fellas?
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Hush!
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Titan Colossus, pull him out!
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This is great. Thank you so much. Hi,
Caliphant.
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I'm so sorry.
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Aren't you supposed to be taller?
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I mean, not to be rude, but you did say
that your head's blocked out by the sun.
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Yes, they do block out the sun.
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It's got to catch it at the right angle.
Sorry, can I just... Here?
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There.
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Complete darkness.
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Are you sure that you're giants?
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Of course we are giants.
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It's very short times.
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Fee-fi-fo-fun.
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Well said, Titan.
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We will join you on your quest on one
condition.
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There's always a condition. Yep, go on.
You must prove your loyalty by helping
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us fight our most hated enemy, the
Dwarf.
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Stinking, tiny, awful, high-pitched
voice Dwarf. Right again, Titan. Tonight
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we meet to set the rules of battle, and
tomorrow we fight.
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What do you say?
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It shouldn't take long.
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They're only very small.
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Stop laughing!
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Yeah, why not? I'm desperate. Let's do
this.
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You know, there's something different
about you lately.
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I mean, you've only punched a couple of
people today, and I know it sounds
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crazy, but I feel like you took a bath.
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What's going on?
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All right, I'll tell you.
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I think I'm in love.
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Oh, Gareth, that's wonderful.
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Is it the executioner's daughter? You
know, the one who hangs on their legs if
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the noose doesn't quite do the trick?
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Loretta? Yeah.
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She is something.
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Evie is an iron pot, but she don't
compare to my girl.
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There she is.
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Hey, Gareth.
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Thanks again for the flowers.
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Queen Madalena?
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But we agreed she's the worst.
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Yeah.
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Dwarves approach.
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All right, lads.
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Remember, keep your cool.
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This is just a pre-fight meeting.
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We save the killing for tomorrow.
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Do you mind if I just ask what started
the feud with the dwarves?
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Must you grumble every time I say
dwarves?
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Give me the rest.
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It started generations ago.
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We were building a bridge to unite our
two peoples, half by us and half by
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them. When the day came to unveil the
bridge, they had built their side too
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low.
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And those whiny little bitches blamed us
for building our side too high.
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We have been at war ever since.
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Oh, come on.
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These aren't dwarves. We are too.
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Very tall dwarves. Look at their hideous
little bodies.
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Hideous? You are the same height. You
could literally be brothers.
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Spoken like a true giant.
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A giant jerk face, that is.
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Hello, gallivant.
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You're looking well. I saw you this
morning, you idiot.
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I thought I'd gotten rid of you. We got
wrong then, didn't you?
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It's fitting if you've taken over the
Giants, considering you're a humongous
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blowhard.
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Well, then I think it's rather fitting
that you've fallen in with the Dwarves,
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considering you've been of little use to
me.
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You desert me at camp, I spend the whole
day tracking you, only to find you're
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about to join a battle between two
groups of very similar five-foot, ten
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-inch men.
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He lost the jewel of Valencia. He
doesn't believe in my dragon! Wait,
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what? Dragon?
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I'm sorry, that's not a lizard?
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Don't. Not you two.
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Look, my point is, these guys seem
really serious about killing each other.
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Don't you see how ridiculous this is?
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Do you really want to die in a battle
this ludicrous?
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If he gives me a shot at Richard, yeah.
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Ditto, big boy. Let's go to war.
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Tomorrow we fight.
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Giants versus dwarves.
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Billy, Billy, Billy. You're a giant.
Come on.
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So, hey, have you, um, by any chance
told Queen Madalena how you feel about
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her?
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Can I do it tonight?
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Great. Or, and just thinking out loud
here...
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What if you don't?
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What are you trying to say?
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There's something I need to say, but
before I do, have you ever heard of the
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bro code?
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Is that a black thing? It means what's
said between guys stays between guys.
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Look, don't fall in love with the queen.
She's bad news.
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Think about her last three
relationships.
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They ended in betrayal, exile, and
murder.
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She will rip your heart out, and I don't
mean symbolically.
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Skinny. Mean.
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Just blinded me.
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Thanks for having my back.
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Hey, that's what friends are for.
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Friends? You think we're friends?
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Well, I'm a little worried that if I
give you the wrong answer, you'll kill
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me right where I sit, but... Yeah, I've
come to consider you a friend.
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Oh, so friends, then.
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I present... Princess Isabella of
Hortensia.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm looking for a princess.
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Princess Jubilee?
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And you've found her.
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How's it hanging?
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Hello. My wedding planner asked me to
find out why you have an RSVP to my
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fabulous wedding.
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And why would I want to do that?
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Because it's a wedding and we're
princesses?
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Oh, honey.
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Wake up and smell my unshaved armpit.
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I like to eat meat, swill boo, wake up
with brand new
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tattoos, stuff like that.
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I'm a different kind of princess.
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Can't see.
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I don't lick my pinky when I'm sipping
tea.
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I'm a different kind of princess.
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Make a big mess.
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But this is one damsel who ain't in
distress.
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I'm a different kind of princess. Don't
you think?
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I don't wear glitter and I don't like
pink. I'm a different kind of princess.
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Got no gown.
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But that ain't stopping anyone from
bowing down.
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I'm a different kind of princess. No
one's fooling if you're my kind of
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princess. Be that kind of princess.
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The huge knobby kneecap.
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And maybe keep the big mouth shut.
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Someone has got to cut them down to
size.
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Someone.
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And we're the ones who will climb them
and slap the back of their head. Let's
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match the whole bunch of dwarves, Doc.
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Stomp on those wee little tots.
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Laugh at their wee little biceps.
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And it's evicted, you know what.
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Someone should punch that baby in the
eyes.
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Someone. When we're done squishing the
runs, there won't be.
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
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What the? I'm a dwarf!
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Oh, my bad.
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Everyone,
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time out.
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Show of hands, who here's a dwarf?
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Right, um, who's a giant?
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This isn't going to work. Okay, okay.
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Let's go shirts and skins.
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So what are you doing?
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Fixing the bridge.
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You're fighting over nothing.
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You're so busy arguing this whole
journey that you can't see that you
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actually need each other. Please, I do
not need him.
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What's been your sole purpose this
entire time, huh?
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I've been trying to rouse an army to
rescue Isabella. And how many men have
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you got to join your quest?
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One. You've got someone to join you?
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Who is it? Do I know him?
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You, Richard. He's talking about you.
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Roberta's right.
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I'm sorry. I've been using so many
horrible words to describe you that I've
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forgotten the one that describes you
best.
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Musky?
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Loyal.
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Forgive me.
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Rejoin my quest.
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It would be my honor.
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But first, I must ask, do you believe
that Tad Cooper is actually a dragon?
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I believe...
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You believe he is.
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I knew it.
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Do you hear that?
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He believes in us, Tad Cooper.
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Right, well, now all the fighting's
over.
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Off to Hortensia.
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Actually, I think we need to bow out.
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Before we do any more fighting, I think
there's a certain brig that needs our
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attention.
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What say you, giant?
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Right you are, dwarf.
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Right you are.
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Now, give me that little hand of yours.
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Hey there, friend.
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Got a pair of tickets to tonight's
joust?
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Third row.
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Wanna go?
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Last time I sat there, I caught a tooth.
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Can I still have it?
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No, thanks.
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But you love violence.
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Yeah, I know, but I think it'd be better
if you went without me. You should go
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like hell.
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Is it him?
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Oh, crap.
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My queen.
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Oh, don't you my queen me.
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I'm bad news, am I?
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You told her what I said.
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Only that little bit.
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I'll rip his heart out and you don't
mean symbolically.
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Okay, I told her the whole thing. I'm
more shrew than woman.
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And I made some stuff up.
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What about the bro code?
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I know.
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I'm starting to really like her. She's
super pretty.
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I just started talking and... I think
you better run. Guard!
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Kill him.
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Turns out I like you too.
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Hey there, old buddy, you know what I
believe in?
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I think we're gonna pull through.
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Me too. Me three.
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Yes, I believe something might just have
started.
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And I believe I'll be joining the dear
departed.
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And I believe I have a wedding planner
to see.
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Better believe it.
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His ass belongs to me.
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Gabby, no. Gabby, no.
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