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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

IN THE LAST EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

SHIPWRECK AND LADY JAYE UNDERTOOK A DARING MISSION

TO RESCUE PROFESSOR MULANEY,

A SCIENTIST ON THE RUN FROM COBRA.

YOUR MESSAGE SAID COBRA KIDNAPPED YOU

AND FORCED YOU TO WORK ON A NEW SECRET WEAPON.

IT COULD TURN A LAKE, A STREAM, EVEN AN OCEAN

INTO A VERITABLE BOMB...

A BOMB OF UNIMAGINABLE EXPLOSIVE POWER.

WHERE ARE THEY KEEPING THIS FORMULA, PROFESSOR?

EXCEPT FOR ONE INGREDIENT,

IT'S AT THE PLACE THEY CALL TEMPLE ALPHA.

THE MISSING INGREDIENT? WHERE?

IN HERE.

COBRA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,

AND WITHOUT IT, THE MIXTURE WON'T WORK.

MULANEY IMPLANTED THE SECRET IN SHIPWRECK'S BRAIN

AND GAVE LADY JAYE A CODE WORD

THAT WOULD MAKE HIM RECALL THE SECRET.

AND AT THAT MOMENT, COBRA ATTACKED.

MULANEY VANISHED AMID THE CHAOS,

LEAVING THE JOES NO CHOICE

BUT TO CONTINUE ON TO THEIR RENDEZVOUS

WITH THE U.S.S. FLAGG.

BUT THEIR SHARC WAS HIT...

AND FORCED INTO THE OCEAN.

LADY JAYE CLIMBED ABOARD THE CARRIER,

BUT BEFORE SHIPWRECK COULD FOLLOW, HE WAS TRAPPED...

...AND THE SHARC SANK INTO THE DEPTHS.

SHIPWRECK AWOKE IN A HOSPITAL TO LEARN SIX YEARS HAD PASSED.

HE HAD A WIFE NAMED MARA AND A DAUGHTER, ALTHEA,

NEITHER OF WHOM HE REMEMBERED.

MARA TOLD SHIPWRECK HOW HIS INFORMATION

HELPED G.I. JOE CLOSE THE BOOK ON COBRA FOREVER.

SHIPWRECK DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT, EITHER --

OR HIS HOME IN SPRINGFIELD,

NOR COULD HE UNDERSTAND

WHY HIS SLEEP WAS PLAGUED BY NIGHTMARES.

IN HIS DREAMS, HIS FORMER COMRADES ATTACKED HIM,

DEMANDING MULANEY'S SECRET.

AND THEN THEY MELTED...

ONLY TO TURN INTO HIDEOUS, SHAPELESS FIGHT.

NOW THE CONCLUSION OF...

[ SQUISHING ]

AAAAAAAH!

-DADDY! -HECTOR!

DADDY! DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG?!

CALL DOC!

PUT ME BACK IN THE HOSPITAL.

[ CRYING ]

MOMMY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH DADDY?

I'M SCARED -- REALLY SCARED.

HE'S SICK, HONEY -- TERRIBLY SICK.

[ SQUAWKING ]

SWABBIE'S GOING TO THE FUNNY FARM.

[ SQUAWKING ]

[ SQUAWKING ]

HOWDY DOODY, DOC. [ SQUAWKING ]

PHASE 1 COMPLETE. SWABBIE'S ON HIS WAY, DOC.

WE'LL BE READY WHEN HE ARRIVES.

YOU'D BETTER GO MAKE YOUR REPORT.

ON MY WAY. [ SQUAWKING ]

COBRA!

YOUR REPORT, P9 -- SUBJECT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION?

GOING DOWNHILL FAST, COMMANDER.

HOW FAST?

WHEN WILL WE HAVE THE INFORMATION?

[ SQUAWKS ] SEE FOR YOURSELF.

WE MAY HAVE TO KEEP HIM A FEW DAYS, MARA, FOR OBSERVATION.

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG, ISN'T THERE -- SOMETHING SERIOUS?

IN ALL PROBABILITY, NO. HE'LL BE FINE.

COME ALONG NOW. I WANT YOU TO GO HOME AND GET SOME REST.

WE'LL TALK LATER.

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE FINISH OUR TESTS.

EXCELLENT WORK, P9 -- EXCELLENT.

Computer: WHAT SECTION, PLEASE?

INTERROGATION.

THANK YOU. GOING DOWN.

SECURE THE SUBJECT ON THE TABLE AND STEP OUTSIDE, PLEASE.

THIS PROCEDURE CAN BE HAZARDOUS.

Both: AH, AH, AH. DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL.

CRIMSON GUARD CADET DEMING...

WILL HANDLE THIS INTERROGATION.

WE CONSIDER THE EXPERIENCE...

ESSENTIAL TO HER TRAINING.

HMM. YOUR FIRST TIME?

I'VE...RUN THE SIMULATOR.

THE REAL THING IS CONSIDERABLY MORE DEMANDING.

Both: PLEASE BEGIN, CADET DEMING.

[ SIGHS ]

WE ARE EMBARKING ON A JOURNEY, SHIPWRECK --

JUST YOU AND I --

A JOURNEY INTO YOUR MIND.

CHULA VISTA, CALIFORNIA, WHERE YOU GREW UP --

REMEMBER?

IN THE SHADOW OF THE SAN DIEGO NAVY YARDS.

FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER,

YOU WANTED TO BE A SAILOR, DIDN'T YOU?

Shipwreck: YEAH.

YOU JOINED THE NAVY AT 17.

16. I LIED ABOUT MY AGE.

AND YOU SAW THE WORLD, DIDN'T YOU --

FROM THE RIVER PIRATES OF SOUTHEAST ASIA

TO SMUGGLERS OFF THE FLORIDA COAST,

AND EVEN TO THE DESERT, WHERE YOU FIRST JOINED G.I. JOE?

YEAH.

AND, OF COURSE, THAT TINY ISLAND IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC,

WHERE YOU MET PROFESSOR MULANEY.

MULANEY TOLD YOU A SECRET, DIDN'T HE?

UH-HUH.

WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

S-SOMETHING.

Both: CADET DEMING, INCREASE POWER TO FACTOR 7.

YES. FACTOR 7.

TELL ME MULANEY'S SECRET.

WAS IT ABOUT TEMPLE ALPHA?

I DON'T KNOW.

WAS IT ABOUT THE DESTABILIZER FORMULA?

I DON'T KNOW!

DO THE JOES HAVE THE INFORMATION?

I DON'T KNOW!

Both: CADET DEMING, FULL POWER.

N-NO.

-WHAT SEEMS TO BE... -THE PROBLEM, DOCTOR?

SHE'S INEXPERIENCED.

THE FULL POWER OF THE CHAMBER COULD DRIVE HER MAD

AND DAMAGE DELGADO, AS WELL.

-THE DOCTOR... -HE'S DEVELOPED...

Both: OPINIONS OF HIS OWN.

OBVIOUSLY DEFECTIVE.

SCOOP IT UP...

AND TAKE IT TO THE LAB...

Both: FOR RECONSTITUTION.

CADET DEMING...

WE REPEAT...

-FULL POWER! -FULL POWER!

OF COURSE. FULL POWER.

[ MOANING AND LAUGHING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT DID MULANEY SAY?!

TELL ME!

I CAN'T -- NOT WITHOUT THE CODE WORD!

Both: WHAT CODE WORD?!

TELL ME! TELL ME THE CODE WORD!

TELL M-E-E-E-E!

I DON'T KNO-O-O-O-W!

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

MULANEY ONLY TOLD LADY JAYE, AND SHE'S DEAD!

N-O-O-O-O-O!

YOU LI-I-I-I-I-E!

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

AAH!

OHH.

OHH.

STILL VIABLE?

VERY IFFY.

Cobra Commander: YOU FOOLS!

YOU SHOULD HAVE REALIZED

MULANEY WOULD TAKE SUCH A PRECAUTION!

THE SAILOR IS USELESS TO US

WITHOUT LADY JAYE OR MULANEY HIMSELF.

HARDLY, COMMANDER.

ALL WE LACK...

IS THE CODE WORD.

AND JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO GET IT?

Both: LEAVE THAT TO US.

MEANWHILE, WE RECOMMEND...

YOU REDOUBLE YOUR EFFORTS...

TO FIND MULANEY.

YOUR RECOMMENDATION WAS NOT SOLICITED!

[ SQUAWKING ]

Commander to rattler squadron.

Report!

Any sign of Mulaney?

NEGATIVE. WE CAN SEE NOTHING FROM THE AIR.

OUR GROUND FORCES HAVE LIKEWISE FOUND NOTHING.

WE MUST CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY, COMMANDER,

THAT MULANEY DID NOT SURVIVE.

I RECOMMEND YOU REDOUBLE YOUR EFFORTS.

SILENCE!

YOU -- REJOIN THE SAILOR.

WE MUST PRY THAT SECRET FROM HIS MIND.

[ SQUAWKS ] COBRA!

[ SQUAWKS ]

Computer: AEROSTAT.

AEROSTATICS.

AEROTHERMODYNAMICS.

AERUGO.

AERY.

AESCULUS.

AESCULAPIAN.

THE COMPUTER IS RECITING...

THE ENTIRE CONTENTS...

OF THE UNABRIDGED...

OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY.

Both: THE CODE WORD MUST BE IN THERE SOMEPLACE.

VERY CLEVER.

WHY, WE'LL HAVE THE ANSWER IN SIX OR SEVEN YEARS.

EVEN I DIDN'T EXPECT FAILURE THIS SOON.

THIS WAS TO BE...

EXPECTED, COMMANDER.

-AH, HIS SEDATIVE... -IS WEARING OFF.

-WE SHALL SIMPLY... -ORDER HIM ANOTHER.

PERHAPS DESTRO'S MADE SOME SERIOUS PROGRESS

AT FINDING THE MISSING INGREDIENT FOR THE FORMULA.

WE'LL ACCOMPANY YOU...

TO THE LAB.

THE HOSPITAL WILL PAGE US...

IF THERE'S ANYTHING TO REPORT.

GOOD. AT LEAST WE KNOW WE WON'T BE INTERRUPTED.

[ MOANING ]

[ SQUAWKS ] WHAT'S UP, SAILOR?

[ WHEEZES ]

MY BEARD.

[ GRUNTS ]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF NIMITZ?

IT'S BLACK AGAIN.

[ SQUAWKS ] WHAT'S UP, SAILOR?

WAIT A MINUTE.

IF MY BEARD'S NOT GRAY, THEN MAYBE LADY JAYE'S...

[ SQUAWKS ] WHAT ABOUT HER? WHAT ABOUT HER?

-[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] -Shh. SOMEBODY'S COMING.

TIME FOR OUR EVENING GLASS OF MILK, MR. DELGADO.

[ GROANS ]

THANKS, LADY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

NO, THANKS.

AAH!

NO, YOU DON'T.

[ SQUAWKS ] LET HER GO, VITTLES BREATH!

LET HER GO!

[ SQUAWKS ]

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

[ SQUAWKING ]

YO-O-O, JOE!

[ SQUAWKS ]

TAKE THAT, YOU PHONY BALONEY!

[ SQUAWKING ]

[ SQUAWKING ]

HAVE SOME MORE MILK. IT'LL CALM YOU DOWN.

[ GAGS ]

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH -- YOU WON'T --

AESTHETICIAN.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING TO ME.

[ SQUAWKS ] SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

COBRA.

[ SQUAWKS ]

LET ME GUESS -- COBRA SALVAGED ME AND THE SHARC...

WHILE THE JOES WERE BUSY KEEPING THE FLAGG AFLOAT.

[ SQUAWKS ] YOU'RE WARM, SAILOR.

AND YOU SAW THEM AND FOLLOWED ME.

[ SQUAWKS ] GETTING WARMER.

AND ALL OF THIS -- THE HOSPITAL, THE WHOLE TOWN --

IT'S ALL A FAKEROO.

[ SQUAWKS ] YOU'RE HOT!

THE FLAGG DIDN'T EVEN GO DOWN, DID IT?

[ SQUAWKS ] YOU'RE HOTTER!

AND LADY JAYE MUST STILL BE ALIVE.

AND COBRA'S TRYING TO GET ME

TO REVEAL MULANEY'S SECRET FORMULA.

BUT LADY JAYE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE BLASTED CODE WORD,

SO THAT MEANS MARA LIED TO ME.

SHE'S ON COBRA'S SIDE!

WAIT A MINUTE.

[ SQUAWKS ]

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ANOTHER PHONY?

[ SQUAWKS ]

REMEMBER THAT NIGHT IN ANNAPOLIS?

OKAY, I'M CONVINCED.

[ SQUAWKING ]

COME ON.

WE'RE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS US.

[ SQUAWKS ] SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, SAILOR.

[ SQUAWKS ]

Shipwreck: THE SIGN SAYS, "CAR WASH,"

BUT IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S A BRAINWASH.

COME ON.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU?

AAH! UGH!

[ SQUAWKS ] THAT'S USING THE OLD BEAN.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

SYNTHOIDS ARE CREATED FROM THIS MATERIAL CALLED PSEUDOPLASM.

WE NOW POSSESS ALMOST TOTAL CONTROL OVER THIS MATERIAL.

NOW, WHEREAS A MELTDOWN

FORMERLY MEANT DESTRUCTION FOR THE SYNTHOID,

THE ORGANISM CAN NOW BE RECONSTITUTED.

AND, AS YOU CAN SEE, THEY ARE VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE

FROM THE REAL G.I. JOE.

TEMPLE ALPHA TO BARONESS.

RATTLER SQUADRON CLEARED FOR LANDING.

SON OF A BILGE RAT.

SPRINGFIELD IS TEMPLE ALPHA.

WE'RE ON AN ISLAND. SEE?

PROBABLY NOT FAR FROM WHERE WE MET MULANEY,

WHICH MEANS THE SECRET WEAPON'S HERE, TOO --

IF WE CAN JUST FIND IT.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

[ SQUAWKING ]

GANGWAY, EINSTEIN!

OHH!

[ BLARING CONTINUES ]

UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL!

DEFENSIVE MANEUVERS!

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

HA! SO MUCH FOR THE CRIMSON CRèME DE LA CRME.

[ SQUAWKS ] SLOW DOWN, SAILOR!

SLOW...DOWN.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] END OF THE ROAD, HUH?

[ SQUAWKS ]

NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP.

BEATS WAITING AROUND FOR THE SNAKES.

SURE IS CLEAN, AIN'T IT?

THEY MUST BE WORKING ON SOMETHING SENSITIVE.

[ SQUAWKS ] WHAT'S IT SAY? WHAT'S IT SAY?

"OPERATION HOT WATER."

IT'S MULANEY'S FORMULA. IT'S GOT TO BE.

WE COULD BLOW SPRINGFIELD OFF THE MAP WITH THIS STUFF --

IF WE KNEW THE CODE WORD TO GET THE SECRET OUT OF MY SKULL.

[ SQUAWKS ] CODE WORD FROGS IN WINTER.

FROGS IN WINTER.

DIOXYNITROTRIPHOSPHATE,

AMMONIUM HYDROCHLORIDE FULMINATE,

POTASSIUM TRIGLYCERIDE [GRUNTS]

AND THULIUM ISOTOPE 385.

THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

[ SQUAWKS ] DON'T DRINK IT, SWABBIE.

Cobra Commander: HE WON'T HAVE THE CHANCE!

SURRENDER THE FORMULA AT ONCE

IF YOU WISH TO LEAVE THIS ROOM ALIVE!

SORRY, SUCKER. NO WAY!

GRAB HIM!

THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

I KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF CAN DO, SEE?

IT TURNS WATER INTO AN EXPLOSIVE.

AND I JUST SET IT LOOSE IN YOUR DRAINAGE SYSTEM.

FOOL! THE MIXTURE CAN ONLY BE IGNITED BY A TRIGGER EXPLOSION.

THAT MATCH WILL DO NOTHING.

YOU'RE BLUFFING.

AM I?

YEAH, I THINK YOU ARE.

OKAY, I GUESS YOU WEREN'T BLUFFING.

LET'S SMEAR THE BLIGHTER!

NO! YOU'LL IGNITE THE EXPLOSIVE!

FLINT! COME HERE AND LOOK AT THIS!

THERE'S A BATTLE GOING ON OUT THERE.

SET COURSE FOR THOSE FIREWORKS --

ALL DELIBERATE SPEED.

LADY JAYE, ANY OTHER SkyStrikers AIRWORTHY?

OH, I COULD SCARE UP ONE OR TWO.

DO IT.

W-W-WHAT IF IT'S COBRA?

W-WHAT IF THEY FOUND THE SECRET OF MY EXPLOSIVE?

NOW YOU GO BELOW AND DON'T MAKE A PEEP.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN RESCUED, AND YOU NEED YOUR SLEEP.

YOU -- YOU WILL DO SOMETHING, THOUGH, WON'T YOU?

SHUCKS. WE MAY DO A COUPLE OF THINGS.

[ JET ENGINES ROAR ]

SHIPWRECK: SkyStrikers!

GUESS THEY COULD HEAR THE NOISE ALL THE WAY BACK ON THE FLAGG.

[ SQUAWKS ]

WRONG WAY, SAILOR! HEAD FOR THE BEACH!

GOT TO GET MARA AND ALTHEA TO SAFETY!

MARA! ALTHEA!

MARA?!

Mara: IN THE LIVING ROOM, HECTOR!

Althea: HI, DADDY.

YES, DARLING. WELCOME HOME -- TO STAY.

W-WHY?

I-I-I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

MARA, DON'T!

[ SQUAWKS ]

END OF THE LINE, SYNTHOID SUCKERS!

[ SQUAWKS ]

SYNTHOIDS? THEY WERE SYNTHOIDS!

[ SQUAWKS ] MAKE TRACKS, SAILOR.

MAKE TRACKS! [ SQUAWKING ]

SHIPWRECK, IS THAT YOU?!

-OHH! -YOU OLD SEA DOG.

YOU'RE ALIVE!

WE THOUGHT WE'D LOST YOU.

SHIPWRECK, WHAT HAPPENED?

W-WAS THERE SOMETHING IMPORTANT IN THAT HOUSE?

NAH. NOTHING IMPORTANT.

JUST A DREAM OR TWO.

COME ON.

LET'S GO HOME.

"G.I. JOE" WILL RETURN AFTER THESE MESSAGES.