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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ SQUAWKS ] HIT THE BEACH! HIT THE BEACH!

[ SQUAWKS ] DUCK AND COVER! DUCK AND COVER!

[ SQUAWKS ] ON YOUR BELLY, SAILOR!

ON YOUR -- [ CHOKES ]

SHUT YOUR BEAK, YOU LITTLE MORON.

THIS PLACE COULD BE CRAWLING WITH COBRAS.

[ SQUAWKS ] OKAY, OKAY.

-[ RUSTLING ] -[ SQUAWKS LOUDLY ]

-YAH! -[ SQUAWKING ]

[ MAN GASPING ]

[ Strained ] G.I.?

YES, G.I. JOE.

I'M LADY JAYE.

AND THAT'S SHIPWRECK.

PROFESSOR MULANEY?

[ GROANS ]

COME ON, SHIP. HE NEEDS NOURISHMENT.

YOU REMEMBERED THE RATIONS, I HOPE.

YEAH, BUT THIS JOKER'S GONNA NEED MORE

THAN A CANDY BAR AND INSTANT NOODLE SOUP.

Mulaney: THEY'VE BEEN AFTER ME -- COBRA --

DAY AND NIGHT, NIGHT AND DAY.

[ SLURPS ]

DIDN'T DARE LET MYSELF SLEEP.

YOUR MESSAGE SAID COBRA KIDNAPPED YOU

AND FORCED YOU TO WORK ON A NEW SECRET WEAPON.

YES, YES.

THE FORMULA WEAKENS THE BONDING

OF OXYGEN AND HYDROGEN IN THE WATER MOLECULE,

RENDERING BOTH HIGHLY VOLATILE.

YEAH? SO?

DON'T YOU SEE?

IT COULD TURN A LAKE, A STREAM, EVEN AN OCEAN

INTO A VERITABLE BOMB OF UNIMAGINABLE EXPLOSIVE POWER.

WHERE ARE THEY KEEPING THIS FORMULA, PROFESSOR?

EXCEPT FOR ONE INGREDIENT,

IT'S AT THE PLACE THEY CALL TEMPLE ALPHA.

TEMPLE ALPHA? THEIR CENTRAL HEADQUARTERS?

WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING YEARS FOR THAT JOINT.

WAIT. THE MISSING INGREDIENT -- WHERE?

IN HERE.

COBRA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

WITHOUT IT, THE FORMULA WON'T WORK.

THEN WE'RE GETTING YOU AND THE SECRET OUT OF HERE, PROFESSOR.

PERHAPS, YOUNG LADY. I SINCERELY HOPE SO.

HOWEVER, IN CASE I DON'T SURVIVE...

AAH! OHH!

[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]

[ GRUNTS ] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?

WHAT IS THIS THING?

AH, NEURAL LINK.

IT TRANSMITS DATA ELECTROCHEMICALLY

DIRECTLY TO THE BRAIN.

YOU'VE PUT THE FORMULA IN THERE?

HEY, IT AIN'T LIKE HE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE SEWER, YOU KNOW.

ANYWAY, IF IT'S REALLY IN MY NOODLE,

HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER IT?

IT'S LOCKED IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS,

WHERE COBRA CANNOT FORCE IT FROM YOU.

BUT HOW DO WE GET IT OUT?

WITH THIS CODE WORD.

[ WHISPERING ]

UPON HEARING THAT WORD,

HE'LL SINK INTO A TRANCE AND RECITE THE FORMULA.

LIKE MUCK, I WILL.

YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE TO TELL THEM YOURSELF.

LET'S GO, PROFESSOR. IT'S TIME FOR OUR RENDEZVOUS.

NO. LISTEN. THEY'RE COMING.

THEY'VE FOUND US!

IT'S NO USE!

I CAN'T!

OHHH!

PROFESSOR!

[ SQUAWKS ] TOTE THAT BARGE!

LIFT THAT PROFESSOR!

[ SQUAWKING ]

[ COUGHING ]

CAN YOU HELP ME JUST A LITTLE, PROFESSOR?

I'M TRYING.

I DEARLY WANT TO, BUT MY ANKLE.

[ COUGHS ] OKAY. FORGET IT.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

[ SQUAWKS ] MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP.

[ SQUAWKS ]

[ COUGHS ]

AH, SHUT UP.

HOW COME THE BLASTED BEACH WAS SO MUCH CLOSER BEFORE?

[ COUGHING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

IT SEEMS EVEN FARTHER

IF YOU'RE DRAGGING 165 POUNDS OF SCIENTIST

AND NOT GETTING ANY HELP.

HEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL.

NEVER MIND. DIVE FOR COVER!

LADY JAYE! PROFESSOR!

OHH.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

SHIPWRECK, WHERE'S THE PROFESSOR?

PROFESSOR!

PROFESSOR MULANEY?!

[ SQUAWKS ]

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

[ SQUAWKS ]

EH, FIGURES.

NOT SO MUCH AS A SINGED FEATHER.

COME ON.

KEEP IT MOVING.

WHAT ABOUT MULANEY?

MILLIONS OF LIVES DEPEND ON GETTING YOU AND THAT FORMULA

TO THE JOES.

WE'VE NO CHOICE BUT TO MAKE OUR RENDEZVOUS.

WE'LL COME BACK FOR MULANEY.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING TO COME BACK FOR!

NOT TO RUSH YOU OR ANYTHING,

BUT THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO TAKE OFF.

GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE MADE IT.

COBRA: Firebat 1 to Rutley unit.

Enemy escaping and flying south.

Request immediate assistance.

I THINK WE CAN ACCOMMODATE YOU, LAD.

WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO A BLOODY SHOOTIN' PARTY, BOYS.

FOLLOW ME!

THE FIREBATS ARE STILL ON OUR TAIL.

GOOD. THEY'RE IN FOR A VERY LARGE SURPRISE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, ABOUT THE SIZE OF AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER.

ABORT PURSUIT! PULL UP! PULL UP!

FIRE!

HA! ONE DOWN, ONE TO G--

[ LASER FIRE ]

WE GOT TROUBLE, SISTER, DEAD AHEAD.

WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE UP HERE.

I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT A LANDING.

DON'T ATTEMPT -- DO IT!

WE'RE GOING DOWN! BRACE YOURSELF!

HERE'S A GOURMET DISH FOR YOU!

I CALL IT FIREBAT STEW!

ROADBLOCK, FORGET THE RATTLERS!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

GET THAT SHARC.

CONSIDER IT GOT.

WOMEN AND PARROTS FIRST.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CARRY YOU UP?

JUST GET GOING!

COBRA!

AAAH!

COME ON, YOU HUNK OF SUBSTANDARD PLASTIC!

OPEN UP!

LET ME OUT OF THIS TUB!

[ SQUAWKS ]

MAN OVERBOARD! MAN OVERBOARD!

[ SQUAWKS ]

TORPEDO! GET A RESCUE TEAM DOWN THERE -- NOW!

IF THAT SHARC GOES UNDER AGAIN, SHIPWRECK WILL DROWN.

CLEAR THE DECK! SkyStriker's BEEN HIT.

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

ALL RIGHT, MATES. LET'S FINISH THE JOB!

NO! NO! I'VE GOT TO GET OUT!

[ SQUAWKS ]

ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!

I CAN'T! I...CAN'T!

I...

Shipwreck: WHAT HAPPENED?

WHERE AM I?

SPRINGFIELD MEDICAL CENTER.

A HOSPITAL? W-W-WHO WON?

YOU LOST.

YOUR SATELLITE DISH FELL OFF THE ROOF,

AND YOU TOOK A NASTY SPILL OFF THAT LADDER.

YOU GAVE US ALL A SCARE, MR. DELGADO --

ESPECIALLY YOUR FAMILY.

UNCLE AL? HE'S HERE?

NO, NOT UNCLE AL.

BUT HE'S THE ONLY FAMILY I --

YOUR WIFE, MR. DELGADO.

MY WIFE?

THEY'D LIKE TO SEE YOU, IF YOU'RE READY.

UH...

HECTOR. OH, THANK HEAVEN.

MARA. IS IT REALLY YOU?

DADDY! YOU'RE ALL BETTER!

OH, DADDY.

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU,

YOU COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE OUT OF WATER,

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN HER IN MY LIFE.

BUT -- BUT YOU'RE MY DADDY.

I-I AIN'T NOBODY'S DADDY.

GRAY. LOOK.

WHAT HAPPENED TO LADY JAYE AND THE FLAGG?

THE FLAGG?

THE FLAGG SANK SIX YEARS AGO.

SIX YEARS AGO?

YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

NOTHING. TELL ME ALL OF IT.

OKAY, BUT I FEEL SILLY

TELLING THIS STORY TO THE MAN WHO LIVED IT.

I GUESS I SHOULD START WITH THE FLAGG.

WELL, THE RATTLERS DEALT HER A FATAL BLOW.

SHE WENT DOWN.

BUT FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THE JOES SURVIVED.

IN THE CONFUSION AND PANIC, THOUGH,

YOU'D BEEN GIVEN UP FOR LOST,

BUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT...

YOU MANAGED TO ESCAPE A WATERY GRAVE.

YOU WERE WASHED ASHORE ON A DESERT ISLAND, MAROONED.

BUT YOU REFUSED TO ADMIT DEFEAT.

ON A PRIMITIVE RAFT OF LOGS AND VINES,

YOU CROSSED THE PACIFIC...

ALL THE WAY TO PEARL HARBOR.

THERE YOU ARRANGED TRANSPORTATION

BACK TO JOE HEADQUARTERS,

WHERE YOU WERE GIVEN A HERO'S WELCOME...

AND A MEDAL.

WITH THE INFORMATION PROFESSOR MULANEY HAD GIVEN YOU,

THE JOES STAGED A MASSIVE ASSAULT ON COBRA'S TEMPLE ALPHA.

YOU WERE THE HERO OF THE BATTLE.

SINGLE-HANDED, YOU FOUGHT YOUR WAY

INTO COBRA COMMANDER'S THRONE ROOM AND TOOK HIM CAPTIVE.

COBRA WAS SMASHED FOREVER.

I-I WAS THE BIG HERO, HUH?

[ CRYING ]

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME ANYMORE, DADDY?

[ CRYING ]

BUT, MARA, HOW WERE YOU CURED?

IT WAS DOC'S FINAL PROJECT,

JUST BEFORE THE JOE TEAM DISBANDED.

DISBANDED?

DOC!

SHIPWRECK, NURSE DEMING TELLS ME

YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM PARTIAL AMNESIA.

IT'S STARTING TO LOOK THAT WAY.

DOES THAT MEAN HE'LL HAVE TO STAY IN THE HOSPITAL, DOC?

NO! I WANT MY DADDY HOME!

WELL, HE SEEMS TO BE IN PERFECT HEALTH OTHERWISE.

MAYBE GOING HOME WILL HELP HIM RECOVER HIS MEMORY.

WHY NOT?

ANYTHING COMING BACK TO YOU?

ZILCH.

LOOKS JUST LIKE A DOZEN OTHER TOWNS I KNOW.

NUMBER 6, VILLAGE DRIVE.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WE'RE HOME?

OF COURSE WE ARE, DADDY.

NICE HOUSE.

Polly: [ SQUAWKS ]

HOW YOU FEELIN', SAILOR? HOW YOU FEELIN'?

[ SQUAWKS ]

WELL, AT LEAST ONE THING HASN'T CHANGED.

ALTHEA AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING WITH SCARLETT THIS AFTERNOON.

IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU STAYED HOME

AND RESTED A BIT, OKAY?

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

[ HORN HONKING ]

HI, AUNT SCARLETT!

THAT'S -- THAT'S YOUR CROSSBOW.

SURE. IT WAS YOUR IDEA, SHIPWRECK.

IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE DUKE AND I BOUGHT THE CAR

THREE YEARS AGO.

OHH.

WE'LL BE HOME SOON, DADDY!

MAYBE WHEN I WAKE UP [GROANS]

IT'LL ALL TURN OUT TO BE A DREAM.

[ GROANING ]

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

AAH!

[ SQUAWKS ] BON VOYAGE, SAILOR!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WHAT DID MULANEY SAY TO YOU?

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, SPEAK!

AAAH!

NOT GOING TO TALK, EH?

THEN KISS TOMORROW GOODBYE!

AAAAH!

HECTOR. OH, DARLING. A BAD DREAM?

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

THE WORST.

OH, MY DARLING.

DADDY, DINNER'S READY. COME ON.

DINNER? SO...EARLY?

YOU HAD A VERY LONG NAP, HECTOR.

COME ON, DADDY -- BEFORE IT GETS COLD.

[ SQUAWKS ] LIGHTS OUT.

Althea: AND BLESS MOMMY AND DADDY

AND ME AND THE PRESIDENT AND STUPID.

AMEN.

WHO'S STUPID?

MY KITTY-CAT DOLLY.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING, DADDY?

[ INHALES SHARPLY ] NOT MUCH, KID.

OHH. [ SMOOCHES ]

MAYBE TOMORROW YOU WILL, HUH?

MAYBE SO, ALTHEA. MAYBE SO.

GOOD NIGHT.

HECTOR, SIT DOWN, DEAR.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO CRY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I-I NEVER FIGURED MYSELF FOR THE TWO-CAR SUBURBAN-DADDY TYPE,

BUT MAYBE THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.

YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE'S GOING TO STEAL IT FROM YOU

AT ANY MOMENT.

THAT'S...HOW IT FEELS, MARA.

HOW COME I DON'T REMEMBER THIS HOUSE, THE KID?

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER OUR WEDDING.

YOU'LL REMEMBER, DARLING, SOON ENOUGH.

I'M GOING TO TURN DOWN THE COVERS.

WE'LL GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST,

AND TOMORROW YOU'LL GO TO WORK.

THAT'LL HELP YOUR MEMORY, TOO.

YEAH, I SUPPOSE.

BUT WHERE DO I WORK?

AAAH!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Cobra Commander: WHAT DID MULANEY TELL YOU?!

SPEAK!

DID HE TELL ANYONE ELSE?

THE INFORMATION -- NOW!

OR WE'LL DESTROY...

YOUR HAPPY HOME.

ANSWER, OR THIS IS BUT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR TORMENT!

AAAAAH!

HECTOR! HECTOR, PLEASE, WAKE UP!

MARA! SWEETHEART!

I-I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY!

[ CHUCKLES ]

Torpedo: I HOPE THAT FALL KNOCKED SOME BUSINESS SENSE

INTO YOUR HEAD, BRAINWRECK.

I THINK TORPEDO'S TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

YEAH, I CAUGHT THE DRIFT.

WE OWN THIS JOINT, HUH?

YOU AND DEEP SIX ARE MY PARTNERS?

LAST I HEARD, ANYWAY.

THIS IS CUCKOO.

I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS.

WANT TO TELL FLINT THAT

WHEN HE STOPS BY TO SIGN THOSE PAPERS?

FLINT? COMING HERE TODAY?

YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY THAT.

HI, SHIPWRECK, TORPEDO.

PAPERWORK READY ON THE YACHT?

WHO'S THE DOLL, FLINT?

SHE'S EVEN BETTER-LOOKING THAN LADY JAYE.

THE DOLL, SHIPWRECK, IS MY FIANCéE.

AND YOU GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "TACTLESS."

SORRY, TORPEDO.

WE'LL TAKE OUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

OH, WHAT'D I SAY?

YOU KNEW HE WAS TOUCHY ABOUT LADY JAYE.

HE CAN'T EVEN STAND TO HEAR HER NAME --

NOT SINCE THE NIGHT SHE WAS KILLED ON THE FLAGG.

KILLED?

LADY JAYE'S DEAD?

TALK! TALK! TALK!

I MEAN, IF SHE DIED, HOW --

[ SQUAWKS ] COME ON, SAILOR.

SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT.

TALK! TALK! TALK!

I DON'T KNOW, BUT SOMETHING'S WRONG.

HUH? THE CARWASH FROM MY DREAM.

[ SQUAWKING ]

[ HORN HONKS ]

ROADBLOCK?!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

HEY, ROADBLOCK! IT'S ME -- SHIPWRECK!

I'LL FIND HIM WHEN HE COMES OUT.

ROADBLOCK! WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?

SURE WAS TOASTY.

HELP! HE'S MELTING!

SOMEBODY HELP!

OKAY, MAC. TAKE IT EASY.

WE'LL GET YOU SOME HELP.

I DON'T NEED HELP. HE DOES!

HEY!

WELL, CALL THE COPS, MAN.

YOUR WIFE'S ON HER WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT, MISTER.

MEANTIME, HAVE SOME TUNA FISH -- ON THE HOUSE.

YEAH? THANKS FOR WORRYING ABOUT MY NUTRITION.

[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

AHH!

THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS, SAILOR.

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

[ GRUNTS ]

AHH! FLINT?!

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO --

UGH!

IT'S DOWN TO YOU AND ME, PLANKTON FACE.

YOU, TOO, SCARLETT?

I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU.

IT WON'T.

JUST TELL ME WHAT MULANEY TOLD YOU.

I DON'T REMEMBER!

THEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

DROP IT, SCARLETT.

DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU.

N-O-O-O-O-O!

SCARLETT, DON'T!

DON'T GO!

AAAAAAH!

WHO'S DOING THIS TO ME?!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!

NO. OH, NO.

THEY'RE ALIVE.

THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!

STAY BACK! STAY BACK!

AAAAAAAAH!