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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Bludd: CAREFUL
WITH THOSE CRATES, YOU MORONS.
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THIS HAUL'S GOT TO FINANCE US
FOR THE NEXT FISCAL YEAR.
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THERE THEY ARE,
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
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REMIND ME TO THANK INTELLIGENCE.
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OKAY, LET'S SHAKE 'EM UP
BEFORE WE GRAB 'EM.
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LOOK OUT!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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CHEERIO, MATEYS.
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AT LEAST I SHALL LIVE
TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY.
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ERRAND BOY.
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THAT OUGHT TO DO IT, COVER GIRL.
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SEE YOU BACK AT THE BASE.
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YEAH, WE'VE GOT IT COVERED
DOWN HERE.
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THANKS FOR THE BACKUP, ACE.
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Ace: 10-4.
OVER AND OUT.
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NOW WE CAN SEE WHAT COBRA
COMMANDER IS HIDING IN HERE.
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PHEW!
WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS.
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WE EXPECTED A HAUL, BUT --
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Dusty:
MAN, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BROKE?
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THE JOE TEAM'S HIGHLY
SUCCESSFUL RAID...
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HAS WIPED OUT YOUR ASSETS.
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CONSEQUENTLY, YOUR CREDITORS
ARE DEMANDING PAYMENT...
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ON ALL OUTSTANDING DEBTS.
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I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS.
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I CONTROL THE LARGEST CRIMINAL
ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD.
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THAT WAS TRUE UNTIL TODAY...
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WHEN ALL OF YOUR MEN APPLIED
FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.
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THIS IS DEGRADING.
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YOU HAVE 48 HOURS, COMMANDER...
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TO COME UP WITH $200 MILLION.
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[ HISSES ]
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Man: IT'S SECOND AND 10
ON THE 32 YARD LINE.
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HAWKINS ROLLS BACK.
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GATTIN'S WIDE OPEN.
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AND...
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IT'S INTERCEPTED.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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GREETINGS,
MY FELLOW INSURGENTS.
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IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU
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THAT LAST NIGHT'S CHARADE
LEAVES ME UNDAUNTED.
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF COBRA!
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UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN,
WE'VE GOT A GOOD CHANCE
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OF SHUTTIN' COBRA DOWN
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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THE FORTRESS SHOULD BE
RIGHT ABOUT HERE.
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BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!
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HUH. DUST.
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THIS PLACE IS DESERTED, DUKE.
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A GHOST TOWN.
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THE MAIN GENERATOR
IS TURNED OFF, DUKE.
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AND NOT A SOUL IN SIGHT.
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HEY, DUKE, I'M PICKIN' UP
SOME ACTIVITY
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IN A ROOM TO THE EAST.
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LET'S INVESTIGATE.
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AND NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO SHOW
YOU THE COMMUNICATIONS ROOM.
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Duke: XAMOT. TOMAX.
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WELL, WELL.
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IF IT ISN'T...
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-G.I. JOE.
-G.I. JOE.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES
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WAS IN
THE REAL-ESTATE BUSINESS.
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WE'RE NOT.
WE'VE...
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FORECLOSED ON COBRA AND...
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...ARE CONDUCTING AN AUCTION
IN AN EFFORT TO...
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Both:
RECOUP OUR INVESTMENT.
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WHAT ABOUT COBRA COMMANDER?
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HE SEEMS TO HAVE...
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SKIPPED TOWN.
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WE WOULD LIKE TO FIND HIM...
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AS MUCH AS YOU.
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Spirit: DUKE, LOOK.
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HA.
THE COMMANDER'S TROOPS.
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LOOKS LIKE COBRA'S EMPIRE
IS TUMBLING DOWN.
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Cobra Commander:
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
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LOOKS LIKE THE MARTIANS
HAVE INVADED.
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THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SLUM!
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I TOLD YA.
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
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I'M BEGINNING TO QUESTION
YOUR TASTE
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IN BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
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Firefly:
TRUST ME, COMMANDER.
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Man: OKAY, COME IN.
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GLAD TO SEE
THAT YOU ARE PUNCTUATION.
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THAT'S "PUNCTUAL."
NOW, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
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YES, SIR.
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TIME IS A PRECIOUS COMMUNITY,
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AND I DESPISE PEOPLE
WHO ABSTRUSE IT.
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SO, HOW CAN I BE
OF ABSTINENCE TO YOUSE?
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THAT'S "ASSISTANCE."
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I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.
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WE DO. I WAS TRYIN'
TO BE SOCIALIZABLE.
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SHOW 'EM
THE ATTACHMENT CASE.
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[ MAN GRUNTS ]
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ONE MILLION,
IN SOFT CORENSIBLES.
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DO YOU STAND
UNDER THE TERMS?
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OF COURSE.
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$1 MILLION AT 400% PER WEEK.
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MOST GENEROUS.
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NOW, WE MUST BE GOING.
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WAIT, THERE'S ONE MORE PART
TO THE DEAL.
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AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THAT?
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I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
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WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
UNDER THAT MASK, COMMANDER.
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OH?
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AAH! HELP!
I CAN'T LET GO!
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[ BEEP ]
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COMMANDER, WE HAVE 30 SECONDS.
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YES, WE MUST BE GOING.
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AAH!
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APPREHENSIVE THEM!
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GOODBYE, YOU FOOLS.
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STOP THEM!
THE DEAL'S OFF!
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GIVE ME BACK THAT MONEY!
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[ THUMPING ]
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FRANKIE?
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GUIDO?
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OW!
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GET UP, YOU GOONS.
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AFTER THEM.
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YOU HAVE THE MONEY, COMMANDER?
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YES, BUT WHERE'S MAJOR BLUDD?
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PREPARING A NEW RéSUMé.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HE'D MAKE
A GOOD SHIPPING CLERK.
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THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
THE ROUTE TO ZARTAN'S LAIR.
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MY, MY, DESTRO.
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YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS EXCEEDED
ONLY BY YOUR GOOD LOOKS.
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[ SNARLS ]
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Buzzer: HEY, MATES.
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OH, LOOK AT WHAT
THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
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GREETINGS, ZARTAN.
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YOU'RE LATE, COMMANDER.
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MY CHARITY HAS LIMITS.
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SPARE ME THE LECTURE, ZARTAN.
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WE'VE GOT MUCH TO DO
IN LITTLE TIME.
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HMM.
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WHAT A DUMP.
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APPEARANCES CAN BE DECEIVING,
BARONESS.
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[ DEVICE BEEPS ]
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IT SUITED YOU BETTER
THE OTHER WAY, ZARTAN.
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BARONESS, EXPLAIN OPERATION
COLD SLITHER TO OUR FRIENDS.
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DESTRO HAS DESIGNED A PROGRAM
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THAT CREATES ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC
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AND INSERTS SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES
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WHICH WILL LULL PEOPLE
INTO A TRANCE
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AND MAKE THEM TOTALLY
SUBJECT TO OUR WILL.
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AND HOW DO I BENEFIT FROM THIS?
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HERE'S HOW...
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AHH.
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...IF YOU DO AS I COMMAND.
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HOW MUCH YOU SAY
WE'RE GETTIN' PAID FOR THIS?
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$5 AN HOUR.
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5 WHOLE DOLLARS?
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AND ALL WE'S GOT TO DO
IS MOUTH THE LYRICS?
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IT IS TAKING LONGER
TO DRESS THESE MORONS
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THAN IT TOOK
TO RECORD THE SONG.
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WHEN DO WE PUT THE SUBLIMINAL
COMMANDS IN, DESTRO?
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AFTER THE VIDEO IS RECORDED.
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THEN MY SUBLIMINAL COMMANDS
WILL BE ADDED
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TO BOTH THE VIDEO
AND THE RECORD ALBUM.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER
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♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON
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♪ A BAND OF VIPERS
PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪
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NO, NO, NO!
CUT, CUT, CUT!
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IT'S ALL WRONG.
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THIS IS ART,
NOT EXPLOITATION.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT AGAIN
FROM THE TOP.
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BACK TO ONE.
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AND FEEL YOUR MOTIVATION!
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HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA PUT UP
WITH THIS BANGER?
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ONLY UNTIL WE'RE PAID.
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EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WE ARE
NOW INTO OVERTIME,
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AND THE UNION RULES
SPECIFICALLY STATE --
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THE ONLY UNION THEY SHOULD
BE CONCERNED WITH
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IS THE ONE BETWEEN THEIR HEADS
AND THEIR SHOULDERS.
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UH, YES, SIR.
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PLACES, EVERYONE.
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OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
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ACTION.
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ACTION.
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EVERYBODY, ACTION.
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♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER
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♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON
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♪ A BAND OF VIPERS
PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪
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♪ WITH AN IRON FIST
AND A REPTILE HISS ♪
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♪ WE SHALL RULE
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WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING?
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♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
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♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA
PLAY THE GAME NO MORE ♪
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♪ DON'T TELL US
WHAT'S RIGHT ♪
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THEY ARE ANIMALS.
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♪ TOO LATE TO RESIST
'CAUSE COBRA IS STRONG ♪
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
WE'RE GOING WAY OVER BUDGET!
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-BARBARIANS!
-♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER
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♪ HEAVY METAL MACHINE
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NO, NO, NO!
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CUT, CUT, CUT!
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YOU FOOL,
THIS IS WHAT I WANT.
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KEEP THE FILM ROLLING!
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♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS
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♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WE'RE IN THE TOP 20 WITH
A BULLET IN JUST THREE DAYS.
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YES, WE'RE SO EXCITED THAT...
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WE HAVE DECIDED
TO CANCEL YOUR DEBT...
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IN EXCHANGE FOR A SHARE
OF THE PROFITS.
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Both:
WE ARE YOUR NEW PARTNERS.
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♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS
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♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
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♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THE...
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HOW CAN I GRADE THESE PAPERS
WITH THAT AWFUL MUSIC GOING ON?
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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IT'S TIME FOR CLASS.
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WHERE ARE THOSE KIDS?
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GONE?
241
00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:12,478
I GUESS IT'S NOT THE MOST
ELEGANT COURSE IN THE WORLD.
242
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Quick Kick: BUT YOU MUST ADMIT
THE OBSTACLES ARE UNIQUE,
243
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ESPECIALLY THE MINEFIELD.
244
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FORE.
245
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-[ BONK! ]
-WHOA!
246
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HEY!
247
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[ SPITTING ]
248
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,869
IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?
249
00:12:37,956 --> 00:12:41,217
SORRY.
250
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,130
♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS
251
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♪ WE'VE HEARD IT BEFORE
252
00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:48,565
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA
PLAY THE GAME NO MORE ♪
253
00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:49,782
♪ DON'T TELL US
WHAT'S RIGHT ♪
254
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,913
I CAN'T REMEMBER
EVER BEIN' THIS BORED.
255
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,565
YOU NEED A HOBBY, SHIPWRECK.
256
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,260
AH, EVER SINCE
COBRA DISBANDED,
257
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,434
WE HAVEN'T HAD
ANYTHING TO DO
258
00:13:02,521 --> 00:13:06,913
EXCEPT KEEP THE DUST
OFF THE TANKS.
259
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♪ WHEN THE VENOM STINGS, A
NEW ORDER BRINGS OUR CONTROL ♪
260
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Deejay:
AND THAT WAS COLD SLITHER,
261
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,086
WHICH JUST SLITHERED ITS WAY
262
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UP TO NUMBER ONE
ON THE CHARTS.
263
00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:17,478
AND, HEY, DON'T MISS
THEIR CONCERT TONIGHT
264
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AT THE SPORTS ARENA.
265
00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,391
Breaker: COLD SLITHER.
266
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TONIGHT.
267
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,521
WE'D BETTER GET GOIN'.
268
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-MAN.
-MAN.
-MAN.
269
00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:30,478
HEY, BREAKER,
WHO'S MINDIN' THE STORE?
270
00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:35,304
HEY, GUYS,
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
271
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HALT!
272
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LET US OUT.
273
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OR DIE.
274
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-COLD SLITHER!
-COLD SLITHER!
-COLD SLITHER!
275
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,043
LOOK OUT!
276
00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:17,521
AND THEY JUST KEPT SAYING,
277
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:20,130
"COLD SLITHER! COLD SLITHER!
COLD SLITHER!"
278
00:14:20,217 --> 00:14:22,826
SOUNDS LIKE COBRA STUFF TO ME.
279
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:26,695
[ Laughing ] NO, DUKE,
COLD SLITHER IS A ROCK BAND.
280
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,000
OH, I SEE.
281
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,565
I GUESS I HAVEN'T BEEN
KEEPING UP ON THINGS,
282
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,739
BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
THAT THEY'VE GONE AWOL.
283
00:14:33,826 --> 00:14:37,043
SEND THE M.P.s TO GET 'EM AND
PREPARE FOR A COURT-MARTIAL.
284
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,043
DUKE, ISN'T THAT
A LITTLE EXTREME?
285
00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,434
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
286
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:42,130
EVEN IF COBRA'S WASHED UP,
287
00:14:42,217 --> 00:14:44,869
I'M NOT LETTIN' DISCIPLINE SLIP
AROUND HERE.
288
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
289
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♪ WE'RE COLD SLITHER
290
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♪ YOU'LL BE JOINING US SOON
291
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:56,608
♪ A BAND OF VIPERS
PLAYIN' OUR TUNE ♪
292
00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,782
WOW, MAN! FAR OUT!
293
00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:03,478
[ Laughing ]
TOTALLY AWESOME!
294
00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,782
COSMIC VIBES!
295
00:15:05,869 --> 00:15:07,304
WOW!
296
00:15:07,391 --> 00:15:10,521
OKAY, YOU GUYS
ARE ALL UNDER ARREST.
297
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:12,304
WAIT A SECOND.
W-WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?
298
00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:13,956
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
299
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,347
SAVE IT FOR THE COURT-MARTIAL.
300
00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,478
[ GROANS ]
301
00:15:18,565 --> 00:15:22,782
HEY, WHY DON'T WE STAY
AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC?
302
00:15:22,869 --> 00:15:25,652
IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME.
303
00:15:25,739 --> 00:15:28,869
YEAH, LET'S GET MELLOW.
304
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,478
WOW.
305
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:35,739
♪ A NEW ORDER
BRINGS OUR CONTRO-O-O-L ♪
306
00:15:35,826 --> 00:15:36,913
♪ WE'RE TIRED OF WORDS
307
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,695
NOW THAT OUR AUDIENCE
IS CAPTIVATED,
308
00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:43,043
LET US BEND THEIR WILL TO OURS.
309
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:46,086
DISENGAGE THE SUBLIMINAL
ENSLAVEMENT PROGRAM
310
00:15:46,173 --> 00:15:48,434
AND PUT IT ON MANUAL, COMMANDER.
311
00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:50,000
YES.
312
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:53,043
YOU ARE ALL
UNDER THE SPELL OF COBRA.
313
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YOU WILL DO WHATEVER WE SAY.
314
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:58,043
All: YES, MASTER.
315
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,652
DROP TO YOUR KNEES.
316
00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:02,695
All: YES, MASTER.
317
00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:05,608
SHOUT, "LONG LIVE COBRA."
318
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:08,695
All: LONG LIVE COBRA!
319
00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:11,217
SCRAPE THE FLOOR!
320
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,739
All: YES, MASTER.
321
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:18,869
NOW SAY, "ALL HAIL DESTRO
AND THE BARONESS!"
322
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,782
STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!
323
00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:23,043
WE HAVE THEM
WHERE WE WANT THEM.
324
00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,521
THE M.P.s
SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW.
325
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:30,521
WHERE ARE THEY?
326
00:16:30,608 --> 00:16:31,695
RELAX, DUKE.
327
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,478
THEY'VE GOT A BIG CROWD
TO LOOK THROUGH.
328
00:16:33,565 --> 00:16:35,739
GREETINGS, CITIZENS.
329
00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:38,782
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN
ARE TONIGHT?
330
00:16:38,869 --> 00:16:40,043
I DO!
331
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,217
All: LONG LIVE COBRA!
332
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:46,869
COLD SLITHER FOREVER!
333
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:50,565
COLD SLITHER FOREVER!
334
00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:54,695
THEY ARE WITH ME,
AND THEY WILL STAY WITH ME
335
00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:59,565
UNTIL YOU PAY ME THE SUM
OF $100 BILLION!
336
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,304
AND DO NOT CONSIDER SENDING IN
THE G.I. JOE TEAM,
337
00:17:03,391 --> 00:17:06,173
FOR I HAVE
THE BUILDING SURROUNDED.
338
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,565
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
339
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,956
YOU HAVE TWO HOURS.
340
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:12,043
COBRA LULLED US
INTO COMPLACENCY,
341
00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,869
AND NOW THEY'RE BEATING US.
342
00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:16,000
WELL, WE'RE NOT
ABOUT TO GIVE UP.
343
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:18,304
BUT THEY'VE GOT THOUSANDS
OF HOSTAGES IN THERE.
344
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:21,000
WAIT A SECOND.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
345
00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:24,173
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA PLAY
THE GAME NO MORE ♪
346
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,000
♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S RIGHT
347
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,434
♪ DON'T TELL US WHAT'S WRONG
348
00:17:27,521 --> 00:17:30,130
EH, BLOKES, THIS IS GETTIN'
A BIT TOO MUCH LIKE WORK.
349
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,956
YEAH, MY SHIFT IS UP.
I'M TAKIN' A BREAK.
350
00:17:33,043 --> 00:17:34,913
RIGHT, WE'RE THE STARS.
351
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000
YOU WANT MORE PLAY,
WE GET MORE PAY.
352
00:17:38,086 --> 00:17:42,565
♪ THROUGH THE EYES OF
A LIZARD, IN YOU WILL DREAM ♪
353
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,130
♪ WHEN THE VENOM STINGS,
A NEW ORDER BRINGS... ♪
354
00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:50,000
HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
355
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:53,173
THOSE VENAL MERCENARIES
HAVE LEFT THE STAGE.
356
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:55,956
SO WHAT?
WE DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE.
357
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:57,304
I'M TELLIN' YOU,
358
00:17:57,391 --> 00:18:00,478
WE'RE GETTIN' A RAW ONE
FROM COBRA COMMANDER.
359
00:18:00,565 --> 00:18:04,304
YEAH, WE DO THE WORK,
AND HE GETS THE MONEY.
360
00:18:04,391 --> 00:18:07,652
All:
COLD SLITHER! COLD SLITHER!
361
00:18:07,739 --> 00:18:10,304
HEY, YOU BLOKES,
WE'VE GOT FANS!
362
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:13,130
IT'S THEM!
AREN'T THEY COOL?
363
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,304
OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
364
00:18:15,391 --> 00:18:17,130
[ CHEERING ]
365
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:20,565
YEAH, COME TO PAPA, BABY!
366
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:29,304
HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
367
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:33,130
OKAY, BOYS, YOU'VE GOT
A CHOICE -- TALK OR FRY.
368
00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:34,434
WHERE'S THE COMMAND CENTER?
369
00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:35,652
DON'T SHOOT!
370
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,652
IT'S IN THE SOUND ROOM.
371
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:38,956
DUKE, THIS IS SCARLETT.
372
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:41,260
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
TO COBRA'S COMMAND CENTER.
373
00:18:41,347 --> 00:18:42,652
TAKE OUT THE TANKS.
374
00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:45,000
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THE BOZOS?
375
00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:46,043
HA!
376
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,000
I'VE GOT A SPECIAL PERFUME
FOR THEM.
377
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,304
[ SNORING ]
378
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,652
THE GIG'S OVER, COMMANDER!
379
00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:57,652
YOUR SUBLIMINAL SOUND EFFECTS
380
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,956
DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK ON THEM,
DESTRO.
381
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,260
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
382
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:02,304
I DON'T KNOW.
383
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,956
WAIT TILL I REMOVE
THESE EARPLUGS.
384
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,130
EARPLUGS!
385
00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:10,304
SO, YOU KNEW ABOUT
OUR SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES.
386
00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:13,304
NO, WE KNEW
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC.
387
00:19:13,391 --> 00:19:15,608
THE GAME'S NOT OVER YET.
388
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,608
[ BUZZING ]
389
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,391
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
390
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:29,304
NOW, EVERYBODY,
REPEAT AFTER ME.
391
00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:31,652
COBRA COMMANDER IS A CLOWN.
392
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:35,782
All:
COBRA COMMANDER IS A CLOWN.
393
00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:40,260
I WILL AVENGE THIS INSULT!
394
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,565
NOW HEAR THIS --
395
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,913
SHIPWRECK, FOOTLOOSE,
AND BREAKER
396
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,652
WILL BE ON K.P. DUTY
FOR A MONTH.
397
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:51,869
All: SHIPWRECK, FOOTLOOSE,
AND BREAKER
398
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:55,956
WILL BE ON K.P. DUTY
FOR A MONTH.
399
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:57,347
[ LAUGHTER ]
400
00:19:57,434 --> 00:19:59,826
HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE
THIS, UH, SUBLIMINAL THING
401
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,173
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.
402
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,391
MIGHT HELP KEEP SOME DISCIPLINE
AROUND THERE.
403
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:06,000
OH, I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE
ANY PROBLEMS WITH COBRA
404
00:20:06,086 --> 00:20:09,826
BACK IN BUSINESS ONCE I MAKE
SOME MINOR REPAIRS.
405
00:20:09,913 --> 00:20:12,000
HEY, MAN,
WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE?
406
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,608
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE AT
SOME KIND OF CONCERT.
407
00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:16,086
[ SQUAWKS ]
408
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,478
WE WANT MUSIC!
WE WANT MUSIC!
409
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:21,826
All: WE WANT MUSIC!
410
00:20:21,913 --> 00:20:25,739
WE WANT MUSIC! WE WANT MUSIC!
411
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,782
WE WANT MUSIC!
412
00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:29,304
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
413
00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:31,130
GO HOME. WHAT ELSE?
414
00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:32,652
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY FAIR.
415
00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,173
THEY DID PAY TO SEE A CONCERT.
416
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:38,130
UM, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE THINKING?
417
00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:41,347
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
418
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:45,782
AND NOW, FOR THE GREATEST
ROCK 'N' ROLLERS IN THE LAND,
419
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,782
THE AVERAGE JOE BAND!
420
00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:51,391
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
421
00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:54,608
♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
422
00:20:54,695 --> 00:20:56,304
♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
423
00:20:56,391 --> 00:20:57,478
♪ G.I. JOE
424
00:20:57,565 --> 00:21:00,652
♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
425
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:03,086
♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
426
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:05,956
♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
427
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:09,217
♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
428
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:12,173
♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
429
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:15,043
♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
430
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,782
♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
431
00:21:17,869 --> 00:21:20,826
♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
432
00:21:23,565 --> 00:21:24,826
♪ HE'LL NEVER GIVE UP
433
00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:26,782
♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
434
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,956
♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
435
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,086
♪ G.I. JOE
436
00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,652
♪ A REAL AMERICAN HERO
437
00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:35,347
♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
438
00:21:35,434 --> 00:21:39,304
♪ G.I. JOE
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