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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,913 --> 00:00:05,782 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:05,869 --> 00:00:08,608 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,695 --> 00:00:10,304 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,391 --> 00:00:13,478 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,565 --> 00:00:16,521 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,608 --> 00:00:19,086 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,173 --> 00:00:21,043 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,130 --> 00:00:24,434 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:27,565 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,434 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:34,130 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:35,695 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,782 --> 00:00:39,086 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:42,173 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,000 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:46,826 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,173 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:50,173 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:52,043 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:55,565 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,652 --> 00:01:00,260 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:07,739 --> 00:01:09,217 SEE ANYTHING, DUSTY? 23 00:01:09,304 --> 00:01:11,086 NOT A SIGN OF 'EM, DUKE. 24 00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:14,000 BUT THERE'S AN OASIS JUST AHEAD. 25 00:01:19,869 --> 00:01:23,347 DO YOU SEE ANY CRUDDY COBRA AGENTS AROUND HERE, FELLA? 26 00:01:23,434 --> 00:01:26,260 HE WOULDN'T KNOW A COBRA AGENT FROM APPLE BUTTER. 27 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,173 AFFENDI, WE SEEK TWIN BROTHERS 28 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,347 RIDING VEHICLES SIMILAR TO OURS. 29 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:33,086 THERE, TO THE SOUTH. 30 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:34,782 THEY RIDE THAT WAY. 31 00:01:34,869 --> 00:01:37,130 OUR GRATITUDE, AFFENDI. 32 00:01:37,217 --> 00:01:39,956 ME AND THE CAMEL JOCKEY GOT A LOT IN COMMON. 33 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:42,260 HE LOVES THE DESERT, SAME AS I DO. 34 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,173 DUKE, LOOK! 35 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,086 Duke: IT'S THEM, ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:54,173 --> 00:01:57,608 LET'S GO! 37 00:01:57,695 --> 00:01:59,826 -G. I. JOE IN... -HOT PURSUIT. 38 00:01:59,913 --> 00:02:02,000 -SHOOT! -SHOOT! 39 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:06,695 I WAS HOPIN' THEY'D TRY SOMETHIN'. 40 00:02:08,347 --> 00:02:10,478 REMEMBER, AIM FOR THEIR TIRES. 41 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:16,739 DUKE, WE GOT COMPANY! 42 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 NOT COMPANY -- COMPETITION! 43 00:02:22,086 --> 00:02:23,739 THE OKTOBER GUARD! 44 00:02:23,826 --> 00:02:24,956 WHO ARE THEY? 45 00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:27,869 THE RUSSIAN VERSION OF G.I. JOE -- 46 00:02:27,956 --> 00:02:29,739 AN ELITE COMBAT FORCE! 47 00:02:29,826 --> 00:02:32,086 AH, RUSSKIES! 48 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:33,478 NEXT TO A TOOTHACHE, 49 00:02:33,565 --> 00:02:36,304 THERE'S NOTHIN' I HATE MORE THAN A RUSSKI. 50 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,086 DUKE, WE GOT TO TURN BACK. 51 00:02:42,173 --> 00:02:43,913 THAT DUNE AHEAD! 52 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,565 WHAT ABOUT IT? 53 00:02:45,652 --> 00:02:47,521 IT'S NOT A DUNE! 54 00:02:47,608 --> 00:02:48,782 IT'S A COBRA TRUCK! 55 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,608 Barbecue: YEAH, AND WE'RE OUTGUNNED, BADLY. 56 00:02:51,695 --> 00:02:54,434 SO? LET'S TAKE 'EM. 57 00:02:54,521 --> 00:02:57,478 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COURAGE AND STUPIDITY. 58 00:02:57,565 --> 00:02:59,173 RETREAT! 59 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 WE MIGHT BE IN A LITTLE TROUBLE HERE. 60 00:03:18,086 --> 00:03:21,000 JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE OUTNUMBERED 20 TO 1? 61 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:24,608 MODERATION, GENTLEMEN. 62 00:03:24,695 --> 00:03:26,086 WE MUSTN'T KILL THEM... 63 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,000 -ALL. -ALL. 64 00:03:28,086 --> 00:03:29,521 NOW WHAT? 65 00:03:29,608 --> 00:03:31,260 IT'S THE OKTOBER GUARD. 66 00:03:31,347 --> 00:03:32,304 I KNEW IT! 67 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:33,956 THOSE SNEAKY RUSSIAN RATS, 68 00:03:34,043 --> 00:03:36,434 TRYIN' TO GET US WHILE OUR BACKS ARE TURNED. 69 00:03:36,521 --> 00:03:38,565 Dusty: NO! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT COBRA. 70 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,826 THEY'RE HELPIN' US? 71 00:03:39,913 --> 00:03:41,478 Duke: THEY'RE HELPING THEMSELVES. 72 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:43,260 COBRA'S THEIR ENEMY, TOO. 73 00:03:44,521 --> 00:03:45,956 WHAT IS THAT? 74 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:51,130 WHOEVER THEY ARE, I HOPE THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE. 75 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,695 AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN'? 76 00:03:56,782 --> 00:03:59,347 Barbecue: THEY SURE ARE. BUT WHAT? 77 00:03:59,434 --> 00:04:01,391 HOLD YOUR FIRE! 78 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:05,304 [ BOTH SHOUTING ] 79 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:07,000 HOLY! 80 00:04:09,347 --> 00:04:12,000 HEAR ME WELL, MEN OF EARTH. 81 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,434 I SHALL SPEAK BUT ONCE. 82 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,608 WE HAVE TAKEN TWO SPECIMENS FOR EXAMINATION. 83 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:20,173 WHEN WE CONCLUDE OUR EXPERIMENTS, 84 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,173 YOUR PLANET WILL BE INFORMED OF ITS FATE. 85 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:25,000 HOLD IT! WHO ARE YOU? 86 00:04:25,086 --> 00:04:26,869 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 87 00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:30,304 OUR WORLD CIRCLES THE STAR SIRIUS. 88 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:37,434 I WOULDN'T CARE TO BE ONE OF THOSE TWINS. 89 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:41,913 Duke: IMAGINE TAKING XAMOT AND TOMAX AS EXAMPLES OF HUMANITY. 90 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,478 COLONEL SHARP'S GONNA HAVE OUR HEADS. 91 00:04:44,565 --> 00:04:46,782 HE SENDS US OUT TO NAB XAMOT AND TOMAX, 92 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,869 AND WHAT ARE WE GOIN' BACK WITH? 93 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,217 A STORY EVEN I DON'T BELIEVE. 94 00:04:51,304 --> 00:04:52,869 ON THE OTHER HAND, 95 00:04:52,956 --> 00:04:55,913 THE TRIP DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL LOSS. 96 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,869 I DO NOT THINK THE AMERICAN LIKES US. 97 00:04:58,956 --> 00:04:59,956 GOOD. 98 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:02,086 I AM NOT LIKING HIM. 99 00:05:02,173 --> 00:05:04,304 HE IS UGLY. 100 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,782 YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID? 101 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,608 YEAH, YOU SAID IT! 102 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,434 GUNG-HO, AS YOU WERE! 103 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:17,130 GUNG-HO, ATTENTION! 104 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,130 YES, SIR. 105 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,565 GOOD. 106 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,391 YOU STAND LIKE THAT, IT'S EASY TO HIT YOUR UGLINESS! 107 00:05:23,478 --> 00:05:26,826 YOU WILL HIT NO ONE, SERGEANT HORRORSHOW! 108 00:05:26,913 --> 00:05:29,695 DA, COLONEL. 109 00:05:29,782 --> 00:05:31,956 SO, YOU'RE COLONEL BREKHOV. 110 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:34,478 AT YOUR SERVICE. AND YOU ARE? 111 00:05:34,565 --> 00:05:35,869 CALL ME "DUKE." 112 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:37,826 LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE, COLONEL. 113 00:05:37,913 --> 00:05:39,173 DA. 114 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:42,173 OUR ORDERS DO NOT COVER AN ENCOUNTER WITH YOU. 115 00:05:42,260 --> 00:05:43,608 DITTO. 116 00:05:43,695 --> 00:05:46,173 WELL, WE COULD WALK AWAY AND PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 117 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,695 DA, COMRADE. I AGREE. 118 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,956 YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET 'EM GO? 119 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:52,130 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 120 00:05:52,217 --> 00:05:53,434 DO SVIDANYA. 121 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:57,391 THERE'LL BE ANOTHER TIME, YOU DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR. 122 00:05:57,478 --> 00:06:00,043 [ GAGS ] 123 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:03,347 UGLY! UGLY! 124 00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:07,086 Sharp: WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS, THESE STRANGE CRAFT 125 00:06:07,173 --> 00:06:09,347 HAVE ATTACKED A RUSSIAN OIL REFINERY, 126 00:06:09,434 --> 00:06:11,826 AN AMERICAN AIRFIELD... 127 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,869 AN AMERICAN TANKER... 128 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,695 A RUSSIAN OBSERVATORY... 129 00:06:17,782 --> 00:06:20,347 AND PART OF THE ALASKA PIPELINE. 130 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:23,043 THEY'RE ALREADY SQUABBLING LIKE CATS AND DOGS 131 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:24,521 AT THE UNITED NATIONS. 132 00:06:24,608 --> 00:06:27,000 THE SOVIET PEOPLE WILL NOT TOLERATE 133 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:30,652 THESE UNPROVOKED ATTACKS BY THE AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS! 134 00:06:30,739 --> 00:06:33,956 YOUR GOVERNMENT IS BEHIND THIS OUTRAGE, MR. AMBASSADOR, 135 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,260 AND THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. 136 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:39,260 NOR WILL THE PROUD SOVIET REPUBLIC 137 00:06:39,347 --> 00:06:41,869 BOW TO IMPERIALIST THREATS! 138 00:06:41,956 --> 00:06:45,173 THEY SOUND LIKE GUNG-HO AND THAT GUY HORRORSHOW. 139 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,086 SO WE'VE GOT A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS. 140 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,000 UNLESS THE MATTER IS RESOLVED... 141 00:06:49,086 --> 00:06:50,956 WE GET THE IDEA, COLONEL SHARP. 142 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,956 ON ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENT, 143 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:56,086 YOU'RE TO DROP EVERYTHING ELSE AND FIND THESE FLYING SAUCERS. 144 00:06:56,173 --> 00:06:59,130 COLONEL, I HAVE A PLAN. 145 00:06:59,217 --> 00:07:03,521 DO YOU THINK THE NAVY COULD LEND US A SUBMARINE? 146 00:07:03,608 --> 00:07:04,782 HOW WE DOING, CUTTER? 147 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:06,782 ABOUT TO GO UNDER THE ICE CAP. 148 00:07:06,869 --> 00:07:09,173 Gung-Ho: SO, WE'RE GONNA BUST INTO 149 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:11,956 THE OKTOBER GUARD'S HEADQUARTERS, HUH? 150 00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:15,608 ONLY INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, WE'RE GONNA TALK? 151 00:07:15,695 --> 00:07:18,043 MAYBE THE RUSSIANS HAVE INFORMATION WE DON'T. 152 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,608 AND YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA SHARE IT? 153 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:24,739 DUKE, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME OCEAN-FRONT LAND IN MISSOURI? 154 00:07:24,826 --> 00:07:26,391 BETTER GET READY, TROOPS. 155 00:07:26,478 --> 00:07:28,217 WE'RE HERE. 156 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:31,347 [ GRUNTS ] 157 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:34,565 SO WE ARE. BUT WHERE'S HERE? 158 00:07:34,652 --> 00:07:37,130 THE RIM OF AN ICE CRATER IN SIBERIA. 159 00:07:37,217 --> 00:07:40,913 IT'S RINGED WITH RADAR AND ANTIAIRCRAFT DEFENSES. 160 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,173 THE OKTOBER GUARD IS INSIDE, 161 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:44,826 BELOW THE ICE WALL. 162 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:46,956 BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IN -- 163 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:49,521 KNOCK AND SAY WE'RE THE WELCOME WAGON? 164 00:07:49,608 --> 00:07:52,086 EVER BEEN TO THE CIRCUS, GUNG-HO? 165 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:55,434 EVER SEEN A HUMAN CANNONBALL? 166 00:07:55,521 --> 00:07:57,043 UNH-UNH. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 167 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,521 NOT ME, PAL. 168 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:03,000 YOU'RE NOT SHOOTIN' THIS LEATHERNECK OUT OF SOME CANNON! 169 00:08:03,086 --> 00:08:06,739 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET PAST THEIR DEFENSES. 170 00:08:06,826 --> 00:08:08,086 NOW LET'S GO! 171 00:08:20,217 --> 00:08:21,130 [ ALARM BEEPS ] 172 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:23,608 SECURITY ALARM! 173 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:36,782 -COLONEL... -HALT! 174 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:42,913 THIS TIME THE SITUATION IS CLEAR. 175 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,782 YOU HAVE INVADED US, 176 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:49,391 AND THE PENALTY IS DEATH. 177 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,913 OUR MISSION HERE IS PEACEFUL, COLONEL BREKHOV. 178 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,478 SAY NOTHING! 179 00:09:11,565 --> 00:09:15,826 YOU WILL WAIT IN THE STOCKADE UNTIL WE NOTIFY THE KREMLIN! 180 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:17,608 THEN WE SHOOT YOU. 181 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:20,217 Horrorshow: INSIDE, UGLY. 182 00:09:20,304 --> 00:09:24,826 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT GUN, YOU DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR... 183 00:09:24,913 --> 00:09:27,391 YOU THINK I NEED GUN? 184 00:09:27,478 --> 00:09:29,652 LIKE I SAID! 185 00:09:29,739 --> 00:09:31,130 UGH! OW! 186 00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,000 UGH! 187 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:37,000 AAH! 188 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:38,695 AMERICANSKI DEVIL. 189 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,739 RELEASE ME! 190 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,391 STOP! STOP! 191 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:49,739 THE FIGHT'S OVER, AS OF NOW! 192 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:55,086 COLONEL, I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. 193 00:09:55,173 --> 00:09:56,086 [ GASPS ] 194 00:09:56,173 --> 00:09:58,260 DUKE, YOU CRAZY? 195 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,869 I TOLD YOU, WE CAME ON A MISSION OF PEACE. 196 00:10:00,956 --> 00:10:02,000 I MEANT IT. 197 00:10:02,086 --> 00:10:04,565 PERHAPS WE SHOULD TALK. 198 00:10:04,652 --> 00:10:07,043 SOVIET INTELLIGENCE KNOWS NOTHING MORE 199 00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:09,652 ABOUT THESE SPACEMEN THAN YOU DO, SERGEANT. 200 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,391 BUT IF WE COMBINE FORCES, 201 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,652 WE MIGHT DISCOVER WHAT THEY WANT. 202 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,652 AND HOW TO BEAT THEM. 203 00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:19,043 YEAH, IT'LL BE REAL COZY. 204 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,956 JUST DON'T STICK ME WITH THAT DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR. 205 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:25,391 THAT'S EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE TEAMING WITH, GUNG-HO. 206 00:10:25,478 --> 00:10:26,956 WHAT? 207 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,652 I'M NOT LETTIN' EITHER ONE OF YOU YAHOOS OUT OF MY SIGHT. 208 00:10:29,739 --> 00:10:30,956 THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE. 209 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:33,739 YOU'RE ON MY SQUAD. SO IS HORRORSHOW. 210 00:10:33,826 --> 00:10:35,000 THAT'S FINAL. 211 00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:37,260 AND THEY'LL MAKE UP THE REST OF OUR TEAM. 212 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:40,391 PUT HER THERE, PARTNER. NAME IS WONG. 213 00:10:40,478 --> 00:10:42,391 YOU ARE SNAKE EYES, RIGHT? 214 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,956 DUSTY, STORMAVIK, BARBECUE, AND DAINA WILL BE MY SQUAD. 215 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:51,521 MY GROUP WILL SCOUT FOR THE SAUCERS OVER EASTERN EUROPE. 216 00:10:51,608 --> 00:10:54,130 AND MINE OVER NORTH AMERICA. 217 00:10:54,217 --> 00:10:55,565 MOVE OUT! 218 00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:57,956 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 219 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,695 Gung-Ho: AW, CAN'T YOU TURN THAT THING OFF? 220 00:11:02,782 --> 00:11:04,913 I'M TRYIN' TO GET SOME SACK TIME! 221 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,826 IT IS MY DUTY TO MONITOR THE WORLD'S BROADCASTS. 222 00:11:08,913 --> 00:11:11,956 AND ALWAYS HORRORSHOW DOES HIS DUTY. 223 00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:15,347 I'LL PUSH YOUR DUTY UP YOUR NOSE. 224 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:19,260 UH, QUIET, UGLY. SOMETHING STRANGE. 225 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:22,173 LISTEN WELL, PEOPLE OF EARTH, 226 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,521 FOR I SHALL NOT REPEAT MYSELF. 227 00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:27,000 I AM BROADCASTING FROM THE MOON. 228 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:32,913 IN EXACTLY 24 HOURS, I SHALL DESTROY TWO OF YOUR CITIES -- 229 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,869 SAN FRANCISCO IN THE UNITED STATES 230 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,043 AND VLADIVOSTOK IN RUSSIA. 231 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,478 THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING. 232 00:11:40,565 --> 00:11:42,826 SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY TO ME, 233 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:46,434 OR I SHALL DESTROY ALL YOUR CITIES. 234 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:47,782 [ WHISTLES ] 235 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:50,913 NEXT TO THAT CLOWN, EVEN COBRA LOOKS TAME. 236 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,652 -[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ] -Sharp: CALLING JOE UNIT ALPHA. 237 00:11:52,739 --> 00:11:54,260 WE READ YOU, COLONEL SHARP. 238 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,652 THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE ALIENS' THREAT SERIOUSLY, DUKE. 239 00:11:57,739 --> 00:12:00,521 THE AIR FORCE IS SCRAMBLING ALL AVAILABLE AIRCRAFT. 240 00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,000 THE ARMY IS MOBILIZING, 241 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,913 AND THE NAVY IS RECALLING SHIPS FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE. 242 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,043 ALL HEADING FOR SAN FRANCISCO, COLONEL? 243 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,347 YOU GOT IT, DUKE. 244 00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:10,391 WE HEAR THAT THE RUSSIANS ARE BUSY, TOO, 245 00:12:10,478 --> 00:12:12,478 MASSING THEIR FORCES AT VLADIVOSTOK. 246 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,695 ANY ORDERS FOR US? 247 00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:15,217 NOT YET. 248 00:12:15,304 --> 00:12:18,434 JUST STAND BY AND BE READY TO JUMP -- IN ANY DIRECTION. 249 00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,478 JUMP?! 250 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:21,652 OFF OF THIS HERE BUILDING? 251 00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:24,565 AIN'T WE DONE ENOUGH FALLING FOR ONE DAY? 252 00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:28,000 WELL, I RECKON WE HAVE, AND... 253 00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:30,521 AAAAAAAAH! 254 00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:35,652 HOLY JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT! 255 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,130 WHAT IS THAT? 256 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,913 Cobra: WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S FLYIN' A G.I. JOE GLIDER. 257 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,478 BRING IT DOWN! 258 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,043 TARNATION! 259 00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:49,347 YEE-HAH! 260 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,565 THERE HE IS! 261 00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:54,695 H-HOW'S ABOUT GIVIN' A MAN A HAND UP, HUH? 262 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:57,478 WE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHIN', ALL RIGHT. 263 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,217 AH, THANKS A HEAP, PARD. 264 00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,565 WHOA, NELLY! 265 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,913 THUNDERATION! 266 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,521 Xamot: DROP YOUR WEAPONS... 267 00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,608 Tomax: OUTSIDE THE CAGE. 268 00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:30,130 RECKON WE AIN'T GOT MUCH CHOICE. 269 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,826 LOOKEE WHO'S COMIN'. 270 00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,608 LAST TIME I SEE YOU POLECATS, 271 00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:39,695 YOU WERE GETTING PULLED INTO FLYING SAUCER! 272 00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:42,521 -WE CUT A DEAL... -WITH THE ALIEN. 273 00:13:42,608 --> 00:13:43,652 Both: LOWER THE CAGE. 274 00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:46,826 STEP OUT. 275 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,000 WHAT YOU ALL GOT IN MIND FOR US? 276 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:50,913 -A CLOSE... -ENCOUNTER. 277 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,043 Both: PAINFULLY CLOSE. 278 00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:02,826 PUT THEM... 279 00:14:02,913 --> 00:14:04,478 ON THE TABLES. 280 00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:11,521 Both: RETURN TO YOUR POSTS. 281 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,956 WELCOME. 282 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:19,260 I SEE YOU'VE BROUGHT ME FRESH SPECIMENS? 283 00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:23,913 YES, I SHALL LEARN MUCH FROM EXAMINING THESE TWO. 284 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:45,173 Alien: YOUR FRIENDS, THE JOE TEAM AND THE OKTOBER GUARD -- 285 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,000 WHERE ARE THEY? 286 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,478 WHAT DO YOU CARE, YOU BUG-EYED OWL-HOOT? 287 00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:56,000 I WOULD NOT WISH THEM TO INTERFERE, AFFENDI... 288 00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,304 WITH COBRA'S BATTLE PLAN. 289 00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,521 I'LL BE DANG-BUSTED. 290 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,608 ZARTAN! 291 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,347 YEAH, AND THIS AIN'T NO FLYING SAUCER, NEITHER, SPORT! 292 00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:10,347 IT'S A COBRA AIRSHIP, THAT'S WHAT! 293 00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:14,652 RIGHT, MADE UP TO LOOK LIKE A BLOODY SAUCER. 294 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:15,869 I DON'T SAVVY. 295 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,173 WHY ALL THIS HERE PLAYACTING? 296 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,782 TELL 'EM, ZARTAN. 297 00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:24,652 YEAH, IT AIN'T LIKE THEY'LL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PASS IT ON. 298 00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:26,521 RETURN TO YOUR POSTS! 299 00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:30,521 Cobra Commander: SAUCER TWO CALLING SAUCER ONE! 300 00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:32,173 COME IN, SAUCER ONE. 301 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,173 ANSWER ME. 302 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,869 SAUCER ONE HERE, COBRA COMMANDER. 303 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,304 ZARTAN, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM THE CAPTIVES? 304 00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,826 ENOUGH. 305 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:43,869 THEY WERE CERTAINLY STARTLED TO LEARN MY TRUE IDENTITY, 306 00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:47,913 SO WE MAY CONCLUDE THAT NEITHER G.I. JOE NOR THE OKTOBER GUARD 307 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,347 SUSPECTS THE TRUTH. 308 00:15:49,434 --> 00:15:50,521 EXCELLENT. 309 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:54,173 THEN BOTH OF THE SO-CALLED SUPERPOWERS 310 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:57,434 HAVE FALLEN FOR OUR TRICK. 311 00:15:57,521 --> 00:16:01,478 THE RUSSIANS HAVE CONCENTRATED THEIR MILITARY FORCES 312 00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:02,956 IN VLADIVOSTOK, 313 00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:07,565 AND THE AMERICAN FORCES ARE MASSED IN SAN FRANCISCO... 314 00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:10,347 LEAVING THE KREMLIN AND THE WHITE HOUSE 315 00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:12,826 COMPLETELY UNDEFENDED. 316 00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:14,086 LOVELY. 317 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,565 YES. 318 00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:19,869 AND OUR TROOPS ARE QUIETLY SURROUNDING BOTH PLACES, 319 00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:23,913 DISGUISED AS TOURISTS AND ORDINARY MOTORISTS. 320 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,521 AT 1800 HOURS, I SHALL ORDER THEM TO ATTACK, 321 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:31,434 AND BY 1900 HOURS, 322 00:16:31,521 --> 00:16:35,173 COBRA WILL OWN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE KREMLIN. 323 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,956 AND THE MILITARY SECRETS OF BOTH NATIONS 324 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,304 WILL BE OURS FOR THE TAKING. 325 00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,521 EXACTLY. 326 00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:44,739 PROCEED ACCORDING TO PLAN, ZARTAN. 327 00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:47,434 SAUCER TWO OUT. 328 00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,086 SO, NOW YOU KNOW... 329 00:16:50,173 --> 00:16:53,434 WHICH MEANS, OF COURSE, YOU MUST PERISH. 330 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,913 ANY LAST WORDS? 331 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,826 NO! 332 00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:02,391 [ GROANING ] 333 00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:08,000 WE GOT TO WARN YOUR PEOPLE AND MY PEOPLE. 334 00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:12,347 YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO FLY THIS DINGUS 335 00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:13,913 WHILE I GET ON THE TV. 336 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,608 Horrorshow: SERGEANT DUKE, COME QUICK. 337 00:17:15,695 --> 00:17:18,000 MESSAGE FROM COMRADE WONG! 338 00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,000 SAVVY? 339 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,043 IT'S COBRA FAKEROO! 340 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,695 FORGET FRISCO AND VLADIVOSTOK! 341 00:17:23,782 --> 00:17:28,130 HIGHTAIL IT FOR WASHINGTON, D.C., AND MOSCOW, PRONTO! 342 00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:32,173 SAY WE DO AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A RUSSIAN FAKEROO? 343 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,695 IT'S NOT, AND THERE'S YOUR PROOF. 344 00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:38,391 GET WORD TO THE PILOT. TOP SPEED TO WASHINGTON. 345 00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:39,652 MOVE! 346 00:17:39,739 --> 00:17:42,521 RADIO BREKHOV. TELL HIM TO HEAD FOR MOSCOW. 347 00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:45,869 AND CALL JOE HEADQUARTERS FOR REINFORCEMENTS. 348 00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:53,347 1800 HOURS. 349 00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,391 ATTACK! 350 00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,652 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 351 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,608 -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! 352 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,521 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 353 00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,478 NU, POGODI! 354 00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,739 G.I. JOE! THE OKTOBER GUARD! 355 00:18:24,826 --> 00:18:26,478 THE THREE OF US GOT TO KEEP 'EM BUSY 356 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,391 TILL THE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE! 357 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,956 WE'LL MANAGE! 358 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,304 AAH! 359 00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:43,434 Brekhov: DRIVE THE SNAKES FROM OUR MOTHERLAND! 360 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:47,000 NU, POGODI! 361 00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:52,347 WHERE ARE THOSE BLASTED REINFORCEMENTS? 362 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,130 YA-A-A-RGH! 363 00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,086 HE WILL BE ROASTED ALIVE. 364 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,434 [ GRUNTING ] 365 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:12,173 YOU ARE HURT BAD? 366 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:15,043 NAW, JUST BRUISED. 367 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:19,434 THEN WHY WE WAIT? COBRAS TO BE DEFEATING! 368 00:19:19,521 --> 00:19:22,565 SkyStrikers! HOT DOG! 369 00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:26,304 RUN FOR IT! 370 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,739 NO! NO! 371 00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,434 SAUCER ONE! 372 00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,304 ZARTAN, ANSWER ME! 373 00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:33,826 WHAT?! 374 00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:37,739 THROW DOWN YOUR IRONS AND COME OUT GRABBING THE SKY. 375 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:38,782 NO. 376 00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:41,608 I MAY NOT OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE, 377 00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:44,652 BUT I CAN STILL DESTROY IT! 378 00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:47,173 [ SCREAMING ] 379 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,043 THEY TURN! THEY RUN! 380 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,608 WE WIN! 381 00:19:50,695 --> 00:19:52,826 WE WIN! 382 00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:55,695 NU, POGODI, GORGEOUS! 383 00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:57,521 OH, DA. 384 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:58,739 AND TO YOU. 385 00:19:58,826 --> 00:20:00,869 YO, JOSEPH! 386 00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:05,521 DUKE, UP THERE. 387 00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:07,173 AM I SEEIN' THINGS? 388 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:11,478 [ SCREAMS ] YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS! 389 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,739 THEY'RE DOGFIGHTIN'. 390 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,782 [ SCREAMS ] 391 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,608 [ CHEERING ] 392 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,782 Gung-Ho: THERE'S STILL ONE THING I DON'T GET. 393 00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:31,043 HOW THE HECK DID SNAKE EYES GET WISE TO COBRA'S SCHEME? 394 00:20:32,434 --> 00:20:34,782 I AM BROADCASTING FROM THE MOON. 395 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:42,130 IN EXACTLY 24 HOURS, I SHALL DESTROY TWO OF YOUR CITIES. 396 00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:44,000 WELL, SON OF A GUN! 397 00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:47,304 A MILK CARTON AND A HUMAN HAND -- 398 00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:50,782 TWO THINGS YOU DON'T FIND MANY OF ON THE MOON, HUH? 399 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,434 HEY, GUNG-HO, 400 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,782 HOW COME SNAKE EYES GETTING ALL THE BRAINS 401 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:59,304 AND YOU GETTING ALL THE UGLY? 402 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,956 [ GROWLS ] 403 00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,434 THAT'S ENOUGH! [ LAUGHS ] 404 00:21:03,521 --> 00:21:05,521 IT'S TIME WE HEADED HOME. 405 00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,347 [ LAUGHS ] 406 00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:13,913 [ GROWLS ] 407 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,478 [ LAUGHS ] 408 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,260 I STILL SAY YOU'RE A DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR! 409 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,391 [ LAUGHS ] 410 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,869 UGLY! [ LAUGHS ] 411 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,130 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 412 00:21:34,217 --> 00:21:37,782 -NU, POGODI! -NU, POGODI! -NU, POGODI! -NU, POGODI! 28202

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