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JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,739 --> 00:00:39,043 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,130 --> 00:00:42,130 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,217 --> 00:00:43,956 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,782 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:48,130 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,217 --> 00:00:50,130 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,000 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:55,521 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,608 --> 00:01:00,217 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:18,739 --> 00:01:22,608 Cobra Commander: ACTIVATE ALL COBRA FORCES! 23 00:01:22,695 --> 00:01:24,913 ATTACK G.I. JOE! 24 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:28,826 ATTACK! ATTACK! 25 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,391 ATTACK! ATTACK! 26 00:01:40,478 --> 00:01:42,869 [ SNORING ] 27 00:01:45,304 --> 00:01:47,739 HOLYOKE, MASSACHUSETTS! 28 00:01:47,826 --> 00:01:50,521 BREAKER TO ALL UNITS -- CODE RED! 29 00:01:50,608 --> 00:01:53,217 [ ALARM BLARES ] 30 00:01:55,695 --> 00:01:57,347 HOW COULD THEY HAVE BUILT THAT THING 31 00:01:57,434 --> 00:01:59,173 WITHOUT OUR SATELLITES PICKING IT UP? 32 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,260 Flint: GOOD QUESTION. 33 00:02:00,347 --> 00:02:02,695 ASK IT AGAIN AFTER WE NAIL 'EM. 34 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:05,869 BREAKER, SCRAMBLE ALL AVAILABLE JOES ON THE DOUBLE. 35 00:02:05,956 --> 00:02:07,956 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 36 00:02:12,521 --> 00:02:14,608 [ CHITTERING ] 37 00:02:19,086 --> 00:02:20,130 Flint: FLINT TO JOE TEAM. 38 00:02:20,217 --> 00:02:22,086 DON'T WAIT FOR THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE. 39 00:02:22,173 --> 00:02:23,652 LET 'EM KNOW WE'RE HERE. 40 00:02:25,782 --> 00:02:28,652 WELL, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MUCH OF A WAIT ANYWAY. 41 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:33,695 ACE, CARE TO ACCOMPANY ME INTO HOSTILE TERRITORY? 42 00:02:33,782 --> 00:02:34,913 BLOW IN MY HEADPHONES, 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,869 AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE, LADY JAYE. 44 00:02:41,608 --> 00:02:42,695 OPEN FIRE! 45 00:02:46,739 --> 00:02:48,217 FLIGHT PODS -- DEAD AHEAD! 46 00:02:48,304 --> 00:02:49,521 TAKE EVASIVE ACTION! 47 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,956 ONE DOWN. 50 TO GO. 48 00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,434 Ace: LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, LADY JAYE. 49 00:03:01,521 --> 00:03:04,260 Flint: WE'VE GOT THEM ON THE RUN! 50 00:03:04,347 --> 00:03:06,739 LET'S KNOCK ON THEIR FRONT DOOR! 51 00:03:06,826 --> 00:03:08,347 YO-O-O... 52 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:09,608 JOE? 53 00:03:09,695 --> 00:03:11,695 Computer: SIMULATION TERMINATED. 54 00:03:11,782 --> 00:03:13,391 DEFENSE SYSTEM DISENGAGED. 55 00:03:13,478 --> 00:03:15,260 ACCESS PERMITTED. 56 00:03:15,347 --> 00:03:16,434 SIMULATION? 57 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:18,086 WHERE'D THEY GO? 58 00:03:18,173 --> 00:03:20,217 WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT. 59 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:27,434 FOLLOW ME, GUYS! 60 00:03:27,521 --> 00:03:30,260 WE'RE GOING IN THROUGH THE ATTIC! 61 00:03:30,347 --> 00:03:32,913 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 62 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,260 [ Echoing ] HELLO? 63 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,739 Shh! They could be anywhere. Come on. 64 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:44,608 NOBODY HERE. HOW COME? 65 00:03:44,695 --> 00:03:47,782 NO TROOPS ON THE UPPER LEVELS, EITHER, FLINT. 66 00:03:47,869 --> 00:03:49,347 RADIO COLONEL SHARP. 67 00:03:49,434 --> 00:03:52,086 I WANT THE PENTAGON IN ON THIS -- NOW. 68 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:53,130 [ BEEPS ] 69 00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:54,260 Sharp: WE'RE ALREADY IN ON IT, FLINT. 70 00:03:54,347 --> 00:03:56,521 THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT BUILT THIS UNIT. 71 00:03:56,608 --> 00:03:58,565 IT'S CODE-NAMED "WATCHDOG," 72 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,260 AND IT'S THE WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED COMPUTER SYSTEM. 73 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:03,521 YOU WERE ITS FIRST TEST UNDER FIRE. 74 00:04:03,608 --> 00:04:05,826 THAT'S WHY OUR SATELLITES NEVER SPOTTED IT. 75 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,739 IT WASN'T ENCODED AS HOSTILE. 76 00:04:07,826 --> 00:04:09,347 BUT THE COBRA TROOPS. 77 00:04:09,434 --> 00:04:13,391 COMPUTER-GENERATED IMAGES, HOLOGRAMS. 78 00:04:13,478 --> 00:04:14,782 HOLO-WHO? 79 00:04:14,869 --> 00:04:16,782 BUT, SIR, I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. 80 00:04:16,869 --> 00:04:17,956 WHAT'S THE POINT? 81 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:20,173 WELL, UH, WATCHDOG 82 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,956 IS THE JOE TEAM'S NEW, UH, COMMANDER, FLINT. 83 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:27,739 ITS DESIGNER, DR. HAMLER, WILL EXPLAIN MORE FULLY. 84 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:29,086 GOOD MORNING. 85 00:04:29,173 --> 00:04:31,260 DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MONITOR, PLEASE. 86 00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:34,608 WATCHDOG IS FAR MORE THAN A COMPUTER -- 87 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:37,260 IT'S A COMMUNICATIONS AND RECONNAISSANCE NETWORK 88 00:04:37,347 --> 00:04:40,521 CONTINUALLY SCANNING EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE GLOBE 89 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:41,739 AND BEYOND. 90 00:04:41,826 --> 00:04:43,565 EVERY MEMBER OF THE JOE TEAM 91 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:46,521 WILL BE ISSUED ONE OF THESE COMMUNICATORS. 92 00:04:46,608 --> 00:04:49,130 WITH IT, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO RECEIVE ORDERS 93 00:04:49,217 --> 00:04:51,521 DIRECTLY FROM WATCHDOG. 94 00:04:51,608 --> 00:04:53,130 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ORDERS 95 00:04:53,217 --> 00:04:55,521 FROM A PILE OF SILICON CHIPS? 96 00:04:55,608 --> 00:04:59,478 I, UH, TOLD YOU THE JOES WOULD RESIST THE IDEA, DOCTOR. 97 00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:02,130 PERHAPS THEY NEED A DEMONSTRATION. 98 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,086 [ BEEPING ] 99 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,434 Watchdog: HAVE LOCATED YACHT CEREBUS IN INDIAN OCEAN. 100 00:05:08,521 --> 00:05:10,869 COBRA COMMANDER AND DESTRO ABOARD. 101 00:05:10,956 --> 00:05:14,217 ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A RUNDOWN ON OUR FORCES IN THAT AREA. 102 00:05:14,304 --> 00:05:15,782 NOT MUCH POINT, FLINT. 103 00:05:15,869 --> 00:05:19,304 WATCHDOG ALREADY ORDERED THE U.S.S. FLAGG TO ATTACK. 104 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:25,391 DRAGONFLY SQUADRON CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF. 105 00:05:27,782 --> 00:05:31,478 SHARCS CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF. 106 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,478 ANYBODY SPOT OUR FISH YET? 107 00:05:33,565 --> 00:05:36,304 VISUAL CONTACT ESTABLISHED, SHIPWRECK. 108 00:05:36,391 --> 00:05:38,913 HUSTLE THOSE SHARCS. WE'RE GONNA NEED 'EM. 109 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,217 [ LAUGHS ] 110 00:05:40,304 --> 00:05:43,391 SHE'S SITTING LIKE A RUBBER DUCK IN A BATHTUB. 111 00:05:46,173 --> 00:05:47,913 LET'S SCUTTLE HER! 112 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,956 SO, SHE'S A RUBBER DUCK ARMED TO THE BILL -- 113 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,565 MY MISTAKE. 114 00:05:56,652 --> 00:05:58,000 THOSE ARE THE BREAKS, SAILOR. 115 00:05:58,086 --> 00:06:00,130 IT'S UP TO US FLYBOYS NOW. 116 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,260 GET BELOW! 117 00:06:06,347 --> 00:06:07,086 LOOK OUT! 118 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,565 Ace: SHE'S GOING DOWN! 119 00:06:25,217 --> 00:06:27,826 Ledger: WELL DONE, MEN. GET BACK ON THE DOUBLE. 120 00:06:27,913 --> 00:06:31,000 WATCHDOG ALREADY HAS SOME NEW TARGETS FOR US. 121 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,130 FLINT: Admiral Ledger, this is Flint. 122 00:06:33,217 --> 00:06:34,913 WE'VE BEEN MONITORING THE BATTLE. 123 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,304 ANY SIGN OF COBRA COMMANDER OR DESTRO? 124 00:06:37,391 --> 00:06:40,000 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ABOARD THE CEREBUS. 125 00:06:40,086 --> 00:06:42,782 SHIPWRECK, DID YOU HEAR FLINT'S QUESTION? 126 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,695 Shipwreck: LOUD AND CLEAR. 127 00:06:44,782 --> 00:06:46,130 Flint! 128 00:06:46,217 --> 00:06:47,391 SHIPWRECK, WHAT'S WRONG? 129 00:06:47,478 --> 00:06:50,434 IT'S THE CEREBUS, FLINT -- 130 00:06:50,521 --> 00:06:53,086 SHE'S GONE! 131 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:07,304 I'M TELLING YOU, FLINT, 132 00:07:07,391 --> 00:07:09,608 THIS IS THE SPOT WHERE THE CEREBUS WENT DOWN, 133 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,086 AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF HER -- 134 00:07:11,173 --> 00:07:13,913 NO SURVIVORS, NO CASUALTIES, NO NOTHING. 135 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,739 SHE'S GOT TO BE THERE, FLINT. 136 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,130 THE CURRENT COULDN'T DRAG HER OFF THIS FAST. 137 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:20,608 OKAY. HEAD BACK TO THE CARRIER, SHIPWRECK. 138 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:23,913 WE'LL, UH, FEED THE PROBLEM TO WATCHDOG. 139 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,913 Watchdog: THIS IS WATCHDOG. ANALYZING. 140 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,826 SOUNDS LIKE THE DOG FED HIMSELF. 141 00:07:29,913 --> 00:07:31,304 ANALYSIS COMPLETE. 142 00:07:31,391 --> 00:07:34,434 CEREBUS COVERED BY SEDIMENT AT OCEAN FLOOR. 143 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:38,869 CPO DELGOTO, RETURN TO U.S.S. FLAGG AT ONCE. 144 00:07:38,956 --> 00:07:41,565 SEDIMENT, MY LEFT BARNACLE. 145 00:07:41,652 --> 00:07:42,695 [ LAUGHS ] 146 00:07:42,782 --> 00:07:44,608 BACK TO THE FLAGG, SHIPWRECK. 147 00:07:44,695 --> 00:07:46,086 YOU HEARD THE COMPUTER. 148 00:07:46,173 --> 00:07:49,608 YEAH, YEAH. I HEARD. 149 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:53,608 [ BEEPS ] 150 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:57,652 ATTENTION. SENSORS INDICATE DELGOTO HAS EVACUATED CRAFT. 151 00:07:57,739 --> 00:07:59,391 ACTION IS UNAUTHORIZED. 152 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:03,434 RETURN TO... 153 00:08:03,521 --> 00:08:05,304 Shipwreck, what happened? 154 00:08:05,391 --> 00:08:06,913 WHY, BEATS ME, FLINT. 155 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,043 COMPUTER ERROR, MAYBE. I'LL CHECK. 156 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,695 OVER AND OUT. 157 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,391 OKAY, NOW, WHERE'D THAT TUB GO? 158 00:08:16,478 --> 00:08:17,913 SHIPWRECK! SHIPWRECK! 159 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,913 NO USE, FLINT. 160 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,739 DANG FOOL SHUT OFF HIS RADIO. 161 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,086 ATTENTION. 162 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:26,260 COBRA UNIT LOCATED -- FLORIDA EVERGLADES. 163 00:08:26,347 --> 00:08:28,478 PERSONNEL -- FLINT, GUNG-HO. 164 00:08:28,565 --> 00:08:30,000 SEEK AND DESTROY. 165 00:08:30,086 --> 00:08:32,869 [ SIGHS ] GUESS I'VE GOT MY ORDERS. 166 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:36,347 LET ME KNOW IF SHIPWRECK TURNS UP ANYTHING ON THE CEREBUS. 167 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:37,913 YES, SIR! 168 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,565 [ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS EVILLY ] 169 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:43,347 I KNOW! I KNOW! 170 00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:46,391 EVEN THE FINANCING! 171 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:49,043 [ LAUGHS ] 172 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,173 Destro: YOU AGREE, THEN, COMMANDER, 173 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,695 IT BECOMES EASIER TO DEFEAT G.I. JOE 174 00:08:53,782 --> 00:08:56,652 WHEN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT FOOTS PART OF THE BILL? 175 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:59,434 [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 176 00:08:59,521 --> 00:09:01,130 RESERVE SOME OF YOUR GLEE 177 00:09:01,217 --> 00:09:03,869 FOR THE OPERATION'S FINAL PHASE, COMMANDER -- 178 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:07,260 THE DESTRUCTION OF JOE HEADQUARTERS BY... 179 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,391 THE PIT VIPER. 180 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:09,434 YES! 181 00:09:09,521 --> 00:09:12,086 WHEN CAN I SEE IT IN ACTION? 182 00:09:12,173 --> 00:09:15,956 SOON, COMMANDER -- VERY SOON. 183 00:09:16,043 --> 00:09:17,956 Scarlett: BREAKER, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 184 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:20,956 WATCHDOG'S GOT THE JOES MOVING ALL OVER THE WORLD 185 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,217 LOOKING FOR COBRA, ONLY THEY'RE NOT FINDING ANYTHING. 186 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:35,826 THIS IS WHAT WE'VE SLOGGED THROUGH 200 MILES OF SWAMP FOR? 187 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,608 ONE CRUSTY F.A.N.G. COPTER 188 00:09:37,695 --> 00:09:40,260 ABANDONED SINCE THE EARLY PLEISTOCENE! 189 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:43,000 WATCHDOG GOOFED, HUH? 190 00:09:43,086 --> 00:09:44,304 FLINT TO BREAKER. 191 00:09:44,391 --> 00:09:46,695 PATCH ME THROUGH TO WATCHDOG RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 192 00:09:46,782 --> 00:09:49,652 USE YOUR WATCHDOG BOX, FLINT. 193 00:09:49,739 --> 00:09:51,260 YOU GOT A DIRECT LINK, REMEMBER? 194 00:09:51,347 --> 00:09:53,695 YEAH, I REMEMBER. 195 00:09:53,782 --> 00:09:56,217 WATCHDOG, WE FOUND YOUR COBRA UNIT. 196 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,521 IT'S A CONDO FOR GARTER SNAKES. 197 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:03,000 99% PROBABILITY COBRA TROOPS IN YOUR SECTOR. 198 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,434 RESUME SEARCH. 199 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,739 WATCHDOG OUT. 200 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:08,478 [ SIGHS ] UH-HUH. OUT TO LUNCH. 201 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:10,173 BREAKER -- FLINT. 202 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,782 HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD BETTER LUCK? 203 00:10:11,869 --> 00:10:14,173 UH, THEY'RE STARTING TO REPORT IN NOW, FLINT. 204 00:10:14,260 --> 00:10:15,260 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 205 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,695 HEAVY METAL TO BREAKER. 206 00:10:20,782 --> 00:10:22,173 COBRA HISS DEAD AHEAD. 207 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,608 WE'RE GOING IN. 208 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:34,347 GOT ANY KIDS, BREAKER? 209 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,782 WATCHDOG FOUND 'EM A DANDY SANDBOX. 210 00:10:39,391 --> 00:10:43,173 Lady Jaye: LADY JAYE TO BREAKER. COBRA OUTPOST IN SIGHT. 211 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,826 LOOKS LIKE WATCHDOG GOT THIS ONE RIGHT. 212 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:46,869 TAKE IT! 213 00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:52,000 -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! 214 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:56,869 Lady Jaye: [ SIGHS ] OH, NO. 215 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,521 WATCHDOG NEEDS ITS CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT EXAMINED. 216 00:11:00,608 --> 00:11:02,086 BACK TO YOUR VEHICLES. 217 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:03,260 I DON'T LIKE IT. 218 00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:05,521 OUR FORCES ARE SPREAD TOO THIN, 219 00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:08,869 AND WATCHDOG KEEPS BARKING UP ALL THE WRONG TREES. 220 00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,000 ANY WORD FROM SHIPWRECK YET? 221 00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:12,434 NO, BUT DON'T WORRY. 222 00:11:12,521 --> 00:11:15,739 HE'S PROBABLY SUNNING HIMSELF ON A BEACH SOMEWHERE. 223 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,391 Shipwreck: WELL, BLOW ME DOWN. 224 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,521 THE CEREBUS. 225 00:11:20,608 --> 00:11:24,000 WAIT TILL FLINT HEARS ABOUT TH-- 226 00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:25,869 COBRA EELS, HUH? 227 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,217 WELL, ENJOY YOUR TARGET PRACTICE, BOYS, 228 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:30,913 BUT DON'T COUNT ON WINNING ANY KEWPIE DOLLS! 229 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,869 AS I WAS SAYING, WAIT TILL FLINT -- 230 00:11:38,956 --> 00:11:41,695 OH, NO! THEY MUST HAVE BEEN EXPECTING ME! 231 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,217 AAH! 232 00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:51,565 W-WHAT HAPPENED? 233 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,304 WHERE AM I? 234 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:54,956 Dr. Hamler: FORTUNATELY, SHIPWRECK, 235 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:57,260 WATCHDOG LOCATED YOU IN TIME. 236 00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:00,652 OTHERWISE YOUR RASH DISREGARD FOR ORDERS 237 00:12:00,739 --> 00:12:02,173 MIGHT HAVE COST YOU YOUR LIFE. 238 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,086 YOU'RE HAMLER, RIGHT? 239 00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,347 YOU DESIGNED THE COMPUTER. 240 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,913 [ GROANS ] 241 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,869 I GUESS I OWE YOU ONE. 242 00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:13,652 LISTEN, I GOT TO GET ON THE HORN TO HEADQUARTERS 243 00:12:13,739 --> 00:12:15,086 AND WARN THEM ABOUT... 244 00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:18,869 OH? YOU WERE UNABLE TO REACH JOE HEADQUARTERS? 245 00:12:18,956 --> 00:12:21,782 WELL, IT WON'T BE NECESSARY NOW. 246 00:12:21,869 --> 00:12:25,086 YOU MEAN WATCHDOG ALREADY WARNED THEM? 247 00:12:25,173 --> 00:12:28,086 NOT EXACTLY. 248 00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:32,826 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 249 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,173 SEND IT ON ITS WAY! 250 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,652 YES. 251 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:39,347 LET THE MISSION COMMENCE! 252 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:44,304 WHAT THE BLUE-EYED BLAZES?! 253 00:12:44,391 --> 00:12:45,347 COBRA?! 254 00:12:45,434 --> 00:12:48,043 YOU...WORK FOR THE SNAKES?! 255 00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:50,869 THAT I DO, G.I. JOEY, 256 00:12:50,956 --> 00:12:53,608 AS LONG AS THEY KEEP PAYING ME. 257 00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:55,043 ZARTAN! 258 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,826 THEN WATCHDOG... 259 00:12:57,913 --> 00:13:01,043 TAKES ITS ORDERS FROM COBRA. 260 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,913 DESTRO DESIGNED IT, 261 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:07,434 AND "DR. HAMLER" SOLD IT TO THE PENTAGON. 262 00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,260 THEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT US 263 00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,565 ON ALL THESE WILD-GOOSE CHASES. 264 00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:16,260 PRECISELY, LEAVING YOUR HEADQUARTERS VIRTUALLY DESERTED 265 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:18,565 AND VULNERABLE TO ATTACK. 266 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,608 YOU'RE BUGHOUSE, DESTRO. 267 00:13:20,695 --> 00:13:24,086 NOTHING CAN GET PAST OUR AUTODEFENSE SYSTEMS. 268 00:13:24,173 --> 00:13:28,391 UNLESS, OF COURSE, WATCHDOG WERE TO TURN THEM OFF. 269 00:13:30,826 --> 00:13:34,217 YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BILGE RATS! 270 00:13:35,739 --> 00:13:38,260 AAH! UGH! 271 00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:41,000 Cobra Commander: BRING HIM TO THE COMMAND CENTER. 272 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,913 I WANT TO SEE HIM SQUIRM 273 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,739 AS WE WATCH THE DESTRUCTION OF G.I. JOE! 274 00:13:48,826 --> 00:13:50,869 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 275 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,782 WATCHDOG CAN ACCESS EVERY SURVEILLANCE UNIT 276 00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:14,434 IN JOE HEADQUARTERS. 277 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,478 WE'LL BE ABLE TO WITNESS THE DESTRUCTION ALMOST FIRSTHAND 278 00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:20,086 ON THESE MONITORS. 279 00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:21,782 BREAKER, WHAT HAPPENED? 280 00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:22,869 I DON'T KNOW. 281 00:14:22,956 --> 00:14:25,608 THE WHOLE BLAMED CONSOLE WENT DEAD -- 282 00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:28,391 EVERYTHING BUT THE AUTOSURVEILLANCE SCANNERS. 283 00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:30,086 [ RUMBLING ] 284 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,086 Scarlett: IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE! 285 00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:46,130 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 286 00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:48,304 THIS IS PRICELESS! 287 00:14:58,913 --> 00:14:59,826 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 288 00:14:59,913 --> 00:15:01,260 A TRIUMPH! 289 00:15:01,347 --> 00:15:05,521 A MASTERPIECE OF THE DESTRUCTIVE ARTS! 290 00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:09,000 I'M SURPRISED YOU DON'T CALL THEM LONG-DISTANCE AND BRAG. 291 00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:11,173 AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 292 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:15,173 YES, LET'S REACH OUT AND CRUSH SOMEONE! 293 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:19,000 DESTRO, ENABLE THEIR COMMUNICATIONS. 294 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,521 COMMANDER, NO! 295 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,826 NEVER REFUSE ME, DESTRO! 296 00:15:23,913 --> 00:15:25,130 [ BEEP ] 297 00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:29,434 OH, HELLO, SCARLETT. 298 00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:32,173 I MUST HAVE GOTTEN THE WRONG NUMBER. 299 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:36,043 I THOUGHT I WAS CALLING A SCRAPYARD. 300 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,347 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 301 00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:41,043 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 302 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:42,434 [ GRUNTING ] 303 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,956 WATCHDOG BELONGS TO COBRA! 304 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,434 TAKE IT OUT! 305 00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:48,608 -NO MORE! -DONE! 306 00:15:48,695 --> 00:15:50,652 CODE RED -- ALL UNITS! 307 00:15:50,739 --> 00:15:52,521 HEADQUARTERS UNDER ATTACK, 308 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:55,695 AND THAT BLASTED WATCHDOG'S A DOUBLE AGENT! 309 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,086 THE FOOL! 310 00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,391 DID HE REALLY THINK HIS OUTBURST COULD DO ANY GOOD? 311 00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:02,043 IT DID, COMMANDER. 312 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:05,739 IT GAVE THE JOES BACK THEIR COMMUNICATIONS. 313 00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:08,782 AND IF THEY DO ATTACK WATCHDOG? 314 00:16:10,347 --> 00:16:14,043 WE'VE FORTIFIED IT WITH REAL TROOPS AS A PRECAUTION. 315 00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:17,391 BUT, AS DR. HAMLER PUT IT, 316 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:20,956 WATCHDOG CAN TAKE CARE OF ITSELF. 317 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,173 THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO STOP A SHERMAN TANK 318 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,608 WITH A FLYSWATTER. 319 00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:41,217 I FINALLY GOT THROUGH TO FLINT, LADY JAYE, 320 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,391 AND HEAVY METAL. 321 00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:44,173 THEIR GROUPS ARE GONNA MEET AT THE MESA, 322 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,173 TRYING TO TAKE OUT WATCHDOG. 323 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:49,608 BUT -- BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT THING? 324 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:52,347 I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS. 325 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:57,000 Flint: THOSE COBRA TROOPS SHOW UP ON RADAR. 326 00:16:57,086 --> 00:16:59,956 THEY'RE NOT HOLOGRAMS. THIS IS FOR REAL. 327 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,956 DOUSE THEIR LIGHTS, ACE! 328 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,608 I HEAR YOU TALKING, FLINT! 329 00:17:47,739 --> 00:17:51,608 WE'RE PUSHING THEM BACK, BUT IT'S COSTING US! 330 00:17:56,217 --> 00:17:57,956 AT THIS RATE, WE'LL ALL BE ON FOOT 331 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,695 BY THE TIME WE REACH THE MESA. 332 00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:18,652 COME ON, COBRA. 333 00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:21,130 NOTHING IS THAT INVINCIBLE, RIGHT? 334 00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:23,260 [ BEEP ] 335 00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:28,217 WRONG. [ GASPS ] 336 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 SCARLETT! 337 00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:34,434 HEY, FORGET IT, BREAKER. 338 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:37,000 IF TWO SIDEWINDER MISSILES CAN'T STOP IT... 339 00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:38,434 I KNOW. I KNOW. 340 00:18:38,521 --> 00:18:41,739 BUT I WAS THINKING -- MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO STOP IT. 341 00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:44,347 MAYBE WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO. 342 00:18:44,434 --> 00:18:46,086 COME AGAIN? 343 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:52,043 BREAKER, YOU ARE ONE CLEVER DEVIL. 344 00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:03,434 THAT MESA MUST BE ONE HUGE AMMO DUMP. 345 00:19:03,521 --> 00:19:05,913 IT'S BEEN SHOOTING FOR HOURS WITHOUT A BREAK. 346 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,391 FLINT! 347 00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:13,000 WE'RE SOLDIERS, FLINT, NOT MACHINES LIKE WATCHDOG! 348 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,826 WE GOT TO PULL BACK AND CATCH OUR BREATH! 349 00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:18,695 YEAH. GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 350 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,478 ORDER A-A RETREAT. 351 00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:22,000 [ RUMBLING ] 352 00:19:22,086 --> 00:19:23,217 NOW WHAT? 353 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:38,260 FLINT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 354 00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:39,695 NEVER...BETTER. 355 00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:42,826 NOW...LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, FAST! 356 00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,391 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 357 00:20:01,304 --> 00:20:04,260 JUMP OR KISS TOMORROW GOODBYE! 358 00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,608 HEY, GUESS WHO'S HERE! 359 00:20:24,695 --> 00:20:25,695 [ LAUGHS ] 360 00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:28,521 DON'T LOOK NOW, FOLKS, BUT WE WON. 361 00:20:28,608 --> 00:20:31,913 NO! NO! 362 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,391 HOW COULD THEY -- THEY DO THIS TO ME?! 363 00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:38,260 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 364 00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:42,086 WATCHDOG AND THE PIT VIPER -- 365 00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:44,565 BOTH DESTROYED! 366 00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:47,521 ALONG WITH HALF OF JOE HEADQUARTERS, COMMANDER. 367 00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:50,695 TRY TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE. 368 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:52,217 BRIGHT SIDE?! 369 00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:56,260 TAKE THIS IN YOUR BRIGHT SIDE, DESTRO! 370 00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:01,347 THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH, COMMANDER! 371 00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,217 RELEASE ME! 372 00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:07,782 THIS IS MUTINY! 373 00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:10,869 SO LONG, SNAKES. IT'S BEEN GIGGLES. 374 00:21:10,956 --> 00:21:15,217 Sharp: I WAS AGAINST THE WATCHDOG IDEA FROM THE START, FLINT, 375 00:21:15,304 --> 00:21:18,000 BUT DR. HAMLER SOLD THE BRASS ON IT COMPLETELY, 376 00:21:18,086 --> 00:21:21,000 AND HIS REPUTATION WAS IMPECCABLE. 377 00:21:21,086 --> 00:21:22,826 WELL, THEY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED HIS CREDENTIALS 378 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:24,565 MORE THOROUGHLY, COLONEL. 379 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:27,347 THE REAL DR. HAMLER, THE IMPECCABLE ONE, 380 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,565 DIED IN 1978. 381 00:21:29,652 --> 00:21:32,304 AND IF THE BRASS EVER WANT TO BUY US 382 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,217 ANOTHER WATCHDOG, COLONEL, 383 00:21:34,304 --> 00:21:36,521 MAKE IT A COCKER SPANIEL. 384 00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,695 HA HA! 26602

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