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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ ALARM WAILING ]

THEY GONNA RAM US!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ ALARM CONTINUES ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ RUMBLING ]

XAMOT, TOMAX, MAINTAIN THE PERIMETER!

THAT'S DYLKON 98 -- DEADLY POISON!

VERY DEADLY!

ALMOST AS DEADLY AS ME!

IT'S THOSE BLOODY JOES!

[ GASPING ]

AAH!

[ GASPING ]

CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD, DIDN'T THEY, BROTHER?

G.I. JOE?!

ATTACK!

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA SEE IF THE NEW ARMOR CAN TAKE IT.

IF IT DOESN'T, I'M GONNA SUE.

DIRECT HITS!

[ LAUGHING ]

MY RATTLERS WILL DESTROY THEIR PUNY TANKS!

LET'S RETURN THE COMPLIMENT, DUSTY!

WHAT? IT'S STILL COMING!

AAH!

YOU'LL NEVER CAPTURE COBRA!

DON'T LET ANY OF THEM GET AWAY!

IMPOSSIBLE!

HOW COULD THEIR TANKS BE IMPERVIOUS TO OUR WEAPONS?!

HOW?!

PERHAPS THEY'VE DEVELOPED...

SOME SECRET NEW ARMOR...

THAT DEFLECTS OUR LASER FIRE.

THEN WE MUST LEARN THAT SECRET AT ANY AND ALL COSTS!

WELL, IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE PAPERWORK.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.

I'VE GOT SOME LEAVE TIME COMING, DUKE.

MY MOTHER'S BEEN AWFUL SICK LATELY, SO...

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT, KID?

GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF HER.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.

THANK YOU, DUKE.

MOM! I'M HOME!

DUSTY? COME ON IN, DUSTY.

OH, DUSTY, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

HOW ARE YOU, MOM?

OH, MY ASTHMA'S ACTING UP AGAIN.

[ COUGHS ]

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. HOW ARE YOU?

SHE MAKES ME KEEP A SCRAPBOOK OF ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.

OH, HI, MRS. VASQUEZ.

MADRE, YOU ARE SOME HERO.

NO, JUST PART OF A TEAM.

THE JOES ALL WORK TOGETHER.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] -WHO'S THAT?

OH, PROBABLY THAT NO-ACCOUNT --

GLADYS, PLEASE.

LET THE RATTLESNAKE IN.

MR. SMILER.

I HEARD YOU WERE BACK IN TOWN, DUSTY.

WE HAVE TO DISCUSS THE DELINQUENT PAYMENTS ON --

SMILER, DON'T YOU BOTHER MY SON.

HE'S GOT ENOUGH ON HIS MIND.

HE CO-SIGNED A LOAN AGREEMENT.

YOU'VE FALLEN --

MOM NEEDS HER MEDICINE AND THERAPY.

GIVE HER TIME TO GET BACK ON HER FEET AND --

I'M -- I'M ON MY FEET ALREADY!

SMILER, IF YOU DON'T --

IF YOU...DON'T...DON'T...

MOM!

SHE'S HAD AN ATTACK!

GET HER INTO THE BEDROOM!

[ LABORED BREATHING ]

WILL SHE BE OKAY?

Sí, THOUGH SHE MUST REST TO GET HER STRENGTH BACK.

AS I WAS SAYING --

GIVE ME ONE REASON I SHOULDN'T CLEAN YOUR CLOCK.

PLEASE!

NO, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

TWO BUSINESSMEN CAME TO MY OFFICE, ADMIRERS OF G.I. JOE.

THEY SAID THEY WANT TO HELP YOU OUT.

THEY'LL BE AT THE STUMBLE INN TONIGHT.

[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

NO, THANKS. I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE.

WELL, HANDSOME, LET ME KNOW IF SHE DON'T SHOW UP.

HELLO, G.I. JOE.

HEY, I KNOW YOU.

YOU'RE WITH EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.

NO, WE ARE...

EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.

LOOK, I DON'T TALK TO CREEPS WHO DO BUSINESS WITH COBRA.

TAKE YOUR --

DON'T YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER...

HAS ENOUGH MEDICAL BILLS?

WHY BURDEN HER...

WITH FUNERAL EXPENSES, AS WELL?

YOURS?

BUT WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

WE WISH TO OFFER YOU A LITTLE PROPOSITION.

WE'LL PAY ALL YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICAL BILLS

IN RETURN FOR INFORMATION...

CONCERNING THE JOES' NEW ARMOR SYSTEM.

THIS CARD HAS A PHONE NUMBER ON IT.

CALL US IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

I MAY BE HARD UP, BUT I'M NO TRAITOR!

TARNATION!

WHY, YOU RUINED MY SHOT, CITY SLICKER!

YEE-HAW!

A FIGHT!

ALL RIGHT!

BOYS?

BOYS, STOP IT!

I SAID STOP IT!

WE'D BEST BE GOING.

Tomax: WE LOOK FORWARD...

Xamot: TO HEARING FROM YOU, DUSTY.

THINK IT OVER, AMIGO!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Vasquez: OH, MADRE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

[ Muffled ] NOTHING. FORGET IT.

HOW'S MOM?

RESTING.

BUT, DUSTY, SHE NEEDS MORE MEDICINE, SPECIAL THERAPY.

I'LL FIND THE MONEY...SOMEHOW.

AFTER THE RAID ON TEXAS CITY,

WE RAN A COMPUTER ANALYSIS OF RECENT COBRA ATTACKS.

AND THE RESULTS ARE NONE TOO GOOD.

COBRA WAS TRYING TO STEAL DYLKON 98.

IT'S A KEY INGREDIENT IN A MIND-CONTROL GAS.

BASED ON THAT INFORMATION,

THE COMPUTER HAS PROJECTED A LIKELY TARGET

FOR COBRA'S NEXT ATTACK.

ONLY WE'RE GONNA HEAD 'EM OFF --

HANDS ON THE CHEMICALS THEY NEED.

REMEMBER, THIS INFORMATION IS TOP-SECRET.

IT MUST NOT FALL INTO COBRA'S HANDS.

SHUCKS.

[ Chuckling ] AND WE WERE PLANNING TO WALTZ RIGHT OVER

AND TELL 'EM, WEREN'T WE, DUSTY?

[ RINGING ]

-HELLO? -HELLO?

I...

I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL.

YOU'VE OBTAINED THE FORMULA...

FOR THE JOES' SECRET-ARMOR TREATMENT?

No, but...

I KNOW WHERE THE JOES PLAN TO AMBUSH COBRA.

That should be worth something.

RUN IT BY US, DUSTY, AND...

WE'LL SPEED A CHECK ON ITS WAY...

TO YOUR DEAR OLD MUM...

BOTH: If the information is accurate.

IT -- IT WILL BE.

I BET THEY AIN'T EVEN GONNA SHOW UP, RIGHT, DUSTY?

DUSTY?

HUH? OH, YEAH.

YEAH, ANYTHING YOU SAY, SHIPWRECK.

CARGO PLANES!

COBRA PARATROOPERS!

BUT THIS IS CRAZY!

NOBODY IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD DROP PARATROOPERS INTO TREES.

YO-O-O, JOE!

YOU GOT TO GIVE THE COBRAS CREDIT.

THEY DON'T FLINCH.

YO-O-O, JOE!

SHIPWRECK, NO!

AAH!

WHAT?

HYAH!

[ GASPS ]

THEY'RE DUMMIES.

WRONG.

WE'RE THE DUMMIES -- SUCKERED BY DOLLS FIRING LASERS.

WE WERE DECOYED AWAY FROM THE PLANT.

DON'T LET 'EM GET AWAY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THE DYLKON 98 IS OURS!

TAKE OFF!

TOO LATE, FOOLS!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AH, BLAST IT!

WE PLANNED THIS OPERATION TOO WELL.

COBRA COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN WHAT WE WERE UP TO --

NOT UNLESS THEY HAD AN INSIDE SOURCE.

I'LL MURDERIZE THE BUM!

WHEN I FIND THAT LOUSY TRAITOR,

I'LL KEELHAUL HIM AT 20,000 FATHOMS!

NO, WAIT!

I'LL DIP HIM IN HONEY AND STAKE HIM ON AN ANTHILL!

HEY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THAT KIND OF A DIRTY TRAITOR?

DUSTY?

HEY, DUSTY!

HUH? OH, SORRY, SHIPWRECK.

I WASN'T LISTENING.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

SHUT THE DOOR, FLINT.

WE'RE GONNA LAY A TRAP FOR A TRAITOR -- DUSTY RUDAT.

DUKE, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

DEAD SERIOUS.

INFORMATION FROM A SOURCE I CAN'T REVEAL

SAYS DUSTY IS OUR TRAITOR.

BUT WE CAN'T BRING CHARGES WITHOUT PROOF.

I WANT YOU TO CALL DUSTY TO THE WAR ROOM.

WE'LL LET HIM OVERHEAR CERTAIN PLANS --

PLANS TO ATTACK A COBRA BASE

ON AN ABANDONED OIL RIG IN THE GULF OF MEXICO.

WE'LL SEE IF HE TAKES THE BAIT.

AND, FLINT, THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME

TILL WE KNOW FOR SURE.

[ DIALING ]

MRS. VASQUEZ: Hello?

MRS. VASQUEZ, IT'S ME, DUSTY.

HOW'S MOM DOING?

BETTER, DUSTY. SHE'S SLEEPING NOW.

THAT CHECK WAS A BIG HELP, BUT MORE BILLS KEEP COMING IN.

[ SIGHS ] I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

-TALK TO ME. -TALK TO ME.

IT'S ME, DUSTY.

WE DIDN'T EXPECT...

TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN...

SO SOON.

THERE'S SOMEONE WHO'S VERY EAGER TO TALK WITH YOU.

HELLO, DUSTY. GUESS WHO.

COBRA COMMANDER!

Smart, very smart.

THE WARNING ABOUT THE AMBUSH WAS MOST HELPFUL,

But now I insist you provide the secret of the new Joe armor.

UH, NOT YET.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU THEIR NEXT MOVE IF...

IF MY MOTHER GETS ANOTHER CHECK.

NO!

GIVE ME THE SECRET FORMULA,

OR THE JOES WILL LEARN YOU BETRAYED THEM!

Wouldn't your mother be proud

to see her son on trial as a traitor?

NO!

I MEAN, ALL RIGHT. I'LL DO IT.

Excellent.

And perhaps we can arrange

to pay for the other information, as well.

I CAN'T BELIEVE DUSTY WOULD TELL COBRA ANYTHING.

THAT'S WHY WE LEFT HIM BEHIND.

IF HE DID WARN COBRA, HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BRING ALONG.

DEEP SIX: Deep Six calling in.

TARGET IN VIEW.

BUT IT LOOKS ABANDONED.

COBRA SLITHERED FREE AGAIN.

I'll check underneath.

Yo-o-o, Joe, or words to that effect.

No Cobra subs -- they're gone.

NOTHING HERE.

BETTER CHECK BELOW.

THIS PROVES COBRA WAS HERE.

WHAT'S THIS?

HEY, THEY EVEN GOT A MEDICAL PLAN!

IF IT WON'T TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE, CHECK BELOW.

UH, AYE-AYE, DUKE.

-FREEZE! -FREEZE!

UH, SORRY.

YEAH, YEAH.

HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT COBRA VACATED THE PREMISES.

UNLESS YOU'RE THE TRAITOR.

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

WHY? WAS IT?

YEAH. A REGULAR RIOT.

UH-OH.

EXPLOSIVES!

WE'RE STANDING INSIDE A TIME BOMB!

RUN! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

COBRA PLANTED EXPLOSIVES!

QUICK! EVERYBODY OUT!

MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

AAH!

DUKE!

WHERE'S DUKE AND SHIPWRECK AND DEEP SIX?

DUKE GOT HIT.

SHIPWRECK AND DEEP SIX WENT AFTER HIM.

GONE -- ALL OF 'EM.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

DUKE!

IS HE --

Shipwreck: BREATHING? YEAH, BARELY.

DUSTY...

COBRA...

GAVE 'EM THE SECRETS.

WELL, I'LL BE FLOGGED. DUSTY'S THE TRAITOR.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]

INTERESTED IN OUR SECRET-ARMOR FORMULA, DUSTY?

SHIPWRECK, WAIT!

WAIT FOR WHAT, BENEDICT ARNOLD RUDAT!

I-I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, SHIPWRECK.

FUNNY.

YOU DIDN'T MIND NEARLY KILLING DUKE

AND PUTTING HIM IN A COMA!

HE MIGHT NEVER WAKE UP!

NO!

THAT'S IT, YOU BILGE RAT. FIGHT!

LET ME REALLY ENJOY THIS!

SHIPWRECK, WHAT HAPPENED?

DUSTY GOT OUR SECRET-ARMOR FORMULA.

I see him, Flint.

He's making a break for it in a Mauler.

ALL RIGHT, DUSTY, YOU'VE BEEN SILENT

THROUGHOUT THESE PROCEEDINGS.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPEAK UP, YOU'D BETTER DO IT NOW.

I...

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

THEN YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE.

BY GIVING AID TO COBRA,

YOU'VE ENDANGERED THE LIVES OF YOUR FELLOW JOES

AND JEOPARDIZED THE SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS COURT-MARTIAL FINDS YOU GUILTY OF TREASON.

DUSTY RUDAT,

YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO LIFE AT HARD LABOR

AT FORT WADSWORTH MILITARY PRISON.

INTERESTING NEWS, COBRA COMMANDER.

THEY'VE SENTENCED DUSTY RUDAT TO PRISON FOR LIFE.

GOOD. LET THE BUFFOON SUFFER.

NO, WAIT!

DUSTY MAY YET BE OF USE TO COBRA.

YES, LET'S HELP THE POOR FELLOW.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DUSTY WOULD BETRAY US.

WELL, MAYBE THERE'S A REASON YOU CAN'T.

OUT WITH IT, DEEP SIX. WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING AT?

IT'S ALL A LITTLE TOO PAT, YOU KNOW?

A REAL TRAITOR WOULDN'T BE SO EASY TO CATCH.

LIBERATE THE PRISONER!

COME ON!

THEY'RE HELPING DUSTY ESCAPE!

BLAST!

IF DUSTY'S JOINED COBRA, NONE OF OUR SECRETS ARE SAFE.

TO BE CONTINUED ON TOMORROW'S "G.I. JOE."