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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

LEAVE US! WE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU!

Major Bludd: TAKE THEM AWAY.

WE COUNT 140, MAJOR BLUDD.

ENOUGH FOR DESTRO'S NEEDS.

SHOW THEM TO THEIR NEW PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT.

[ CRYING ]

BY MY OATH, SNAKE WARRIORS,

YOU SHALL SUFFER A THOUSAND CURSES FOR THIS BARBAROUS ACT.

FOOTLOOSE, MAKE SURE THE MAULER'S SECURE!

IF THAT VARMINT SLIPS, IT'LL TEAR THIS CRATE APART.

NO PROBLEM, MAN.

SHE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY STABILIZED, YOU KNOW?

THEN GET FORWARD AND STRAP IN.

FLINT'S GONNA WANT YOU IN ONE PIECE

WHEN WE START SCOUTING FOR THAT COBRA WEAPONS RANGE.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

TWO ENGINES GONE! CAN'T PULL OUT!

Cover Girl: WE'RE TOO HEAVY! CARGO'S GOTTA GO!

THE MAULER! EJECT THE MAULER!

STILL TOO HEAVY!

LOSE ANOTHER 400 POUNDS!

PUT IT ON. WE'RE THE 400 POUNDS.

NO! WE CAN DUMP FUEL.

NO WAY, MAN. TIME'S FLYING AND WE'RE JUMPING.

COME ON, DUDE.

INTO THE OZONE!

[ CHUCKLES ] I THINK COVER GIRL LIKES ME.

I THINK YOU'RE DEEPLY DELUDED, MAN.

[ SNORING ]

OH, WOW.

FREIGHT TRAIN CITY.

OH! OH, FREAK ME OUT, MAN.

HELP.

WHAT -- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

[ YAWNS ]

YEAH, CUTE LITTLE GUY, ISN'T HE?

[ SIGHS ]

CHECK IT OUT?

OH, GNARLY, MAN. COBRA!

THIS MUST BE THE WEAPONS RANGE FLINT WAS LOOKING FOR.

MOST IMPRESSIVE.

BUT HOW WILL IT FARE AGAINST MOVING TARGETS?

ENABLE ROBOT FIREBATS.

ENABLED.

ASTOUNDING.

YOUR PLASMA CANNON HAS PERFORMED BEYOND OUR EXPECTATIONS,

DR. WINTERS.

FINALLY COBRA HAS A WEAPON G.I. JOE CANNOT STOP.

YOU HAVE WHAT YOU WANTED, DESTRO.

NOW I WANT MY FREEDOM.

IN DUE TIME, MY DEAR.

ESCORT HER TO HER QUARTERS.

NO! YOU MADE A PROMISE, AND YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP IT!

AAH!

COME ON. LET'S SEE WHERE THEY TAKE HER.

DESTRO'S SLIPPING.

THERE'S AT LEAST HALF AN INCH OF FENCE UNGUARDED.

WE'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE SOMEHOW.

RELAX, MAN.

WE'LL, LIKE, HITCH A RIDE.

A G.I. JOE SPY!

THIS SHOULD EARN ME POINTS WITH DESTRO.

WRONG, PAL.

10 DEMERITS.

OKAY IF I BORROW THIS?

IDENTIFY, PLEAS-S-E.

DO IT.

IDENTITY CONFIRMED.

PROCEED.

ADIOS, AMIGO!

THERE SHE IS -- THE CHICK!

[ CRYING SOFTLY ]

UH, MISS?

[ GASPS ] WHO ARE YOU?

JUST THINK OF ME AS YOUR HERO.

[ GRUNTS ]

SUPER SUAVE, MAN.

HEY, UH, THROW ON SOMETHING CASUAL, YOU KNOW?

YOU'RE, LIKE, GETTING RESCUED.

UH, GIVE ME A MINUTE.

LIGHTS OUT, LADY!

I SAID, "LIGHTS OUT"!

UHH!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

OH, WOW. BELLS AND WHISTLES.

LIKE, WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED NOW, MAN.

UH, I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT THIS

IF I KNEW YOUR NAMES OR SOMETHING.

GOTTA GO, GUYS!

HAPPY TRAILS!

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, MAN?

NO PROBLEM, JUST KEEP MELLOW, MISS, UH...

NANCY WINTERS. "DR. WINTERS" TO YOU.

RIGHT.

AND I'M DR. FOOTLOOSE, AND THAT'S DUSTY UP THERE.

HE'S JUST AN INTERN.

WE'RE WITH, LIKE, UH, G.I. JOE.

LOOK OUT!

HANG ON, DUSTY!

BLEEDERS GOT DR. WINTERS!

Destro: ACTIVATE AUTOMATIC DEFENSES!

THEY MUST NOT ESCAPE!

THIS GETS TO BE LESS FUN EVERY SECOND.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU WE'D BE RESCUING YOU?

UH-HUH.

AND SOON AS I GET MYSELF TOGETHER, I'LL THANK YOU.

WARNING. DEATH ZONE.

DEFENSES ARMED.

DEATH ZONE. DEATH ZONE.

DON'T MOVE. YOU'VE STEPPED ON A MINE.

WIGGLE YOUR TOES AND WE'RE HISTORY.

DON'T WORRY.

BUT WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THEM?

I'LL TELL YOU IN A MINUTE.

I'M, LIKE, MEDITATING, MAN.

LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT.

NICE KNOWING THE BOTH OF YOU.

HEY, LET'S NOT CALL IT A NIGHT YET, GOOD BUDDIES.

I'M SEEING SOMETHING COSMIC HERE.

YOU SEE, EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING.

TO A LAND MINE, YOU'RE, LIKE, JUST SOMETHING HEAVY,

SAME AS THIS.

SO, LIKE, LIFT YOUR FOOT GENTLY, MAN.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

GREAT.

BUT DON'T CALL ME "MAN," MAN.

FOLLOW THE LEADER, SINGLE FILE.

FORWARD! THEY MUST NOT ESCAPE!

DUCK!

KEEP MOVING!

HIT THE DIRT!

AAH!

DEATH ZONE ACTIVATED.

STAY BACK. STAY BACK!

COWARDS!

HOW DARE YOU STOP!

RESUME THE PURSUIT AT ONCE!

BUT, SIR, IT'S SUICIDE! DEACTIVATE THE DEFENSES.

OUT OF THE QUESTION!

THAT WOULD IMPROVE THEIR CHANCES OF ESCAPE.

RATTLER SQUADRON, IF PURSUIT IS NOT RESUMED IN 10 SECONDS,

open fire on those traitorous dogs.

7...6...5...

4...3...2...1.

All: COBRA.

COBRA.

YOU'VE GOT TO FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE GUYS, HUH?

NO WAY, MAN. THEY'RE JUST LIVING OUT THEIR KARMA.

Stinger Battalion to Destro. I think we lost 'em!

IF THAT WOMAN ESCAPES,

SHE'LL REVEAL THE SECRETS OF THE PLASMA CANNON TO G.I. JOE!

SHE MUST NOT LEAVE THE DESERT ALIVE!

[ Breathing heavily ] SURELY WE'VE LOST THEM BY NOW.

ONLY, LIKE, TEMPORARILY.

DESTRO'S HEAVILY INTO STOPPING YOU.

YOU MUST BE SORRY YOU EVER LAID EYES ON ME.

WELL, NOT ALL THAT SORRY.

HELLO IN THERE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

HOWDY, PARTNERS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHERE'S DUSTY AND FOOTLOOSE?

OUT THERE -- ALIVE, WE HOPE.

JOE HEADQUARTERS, THIS IS FLINT.

I NEED A RESCUE SQUAD READY FOR TAKEOFF, ON THE DOUBLE.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

HOW MUCH FURTHER? I CAN'T --

I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.

IF, UH, YOU'RE TIRED, I CAN CARRY YOU, DARLIN'.

COOL IT, BUSTER!

HEY, LET'S KEEP IT FRIENDLY.

WE'RE LIKE 100 MILES FROM THE JOE BASE,

AND IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WALK.

RATTLER SQUADRON TO BASE. TARGET IN SIGHT.

TAKE COVER!

BAILING OUT!

I GUESS THAT SHOWED 'EM.

UH-OH. SANDSTORM COMING -- A BIG ONE.

THAT'S, LIKE, MINIMAL, MAN!

I'LL DRAW THEIR FIRE.

THE JOES NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT PLASMA CANNON.

TAKE DR. WINTERS AND RUN LIKE THE DEVIL.

ONE CLIP LEFT. BETTER MAKE IT COUNT.

THERE'S ONE! GET HIM!

WOW! THIS FEELS GOOD -- JUST LIKE HOME!

HAVE YOU LOCATED THEM YET?

WE SPOTTED ONE OF THEM, BUT THE STORM!

NO MORE EXCUSES! RESUME THE SEARCH AT ONCE!

HUH?

UHH!

SORRY, DESTRO. YOUR BOY'S ON A COUPLE HOURS' FURLOUGH.

WHAT?!

[ LAUGHS ] THANKS FOR THE WHEELS, GUYS.

Dr. Winters: [ COUGHS ] I CAN'T BREATHE.

[ COUGHS ]

WON'T THIS STORM EVER END?

[ COUGHS ]

ALL THINGS [COUGHS] MUST PASS.

JUST KEEP ON [COUGHS] KEEPING ON.

HEY, FOOTLOOSE, GUESS WHO SURVIVED?

[ COUGHS ] DUSTY!

OH, WOW, MAN. WE NEED YOU.

DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.

KEEP TRANSMITTING.

I'LL TRACK YOUR SIGNAL.

THERE! I GOT YOUR POSITION.

I'M --

[ BEEPING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

COME ON, WORK, COBRA JUNK!

It's okay. I'll find you. I'm coming.

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

AAH!

HEY, WHAT -- WHAT'S YOUR TRIP, MAN?

I AM JABAL, DESCENDANT OF THE PROPHETS OF OLD.

AND YOU HAVE COME TO THIS TEMPLE TO DIE, SNAKE WARRIOR!

HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU GOT THE WRONG DUDE.

NOW I -- WHAT?

A THOUSAND PARDONS. YOU ARE NO COBRA SLIME.

THE CRUELTIES OF THESE SNAKE MEN HAVE MADE ME A BIT FANATICAL.

I'M AFRAID I DID NOT SEE.

YOU WEAR THE SAME SIGN AS THE CHARIOT WHICH FELL FROM THE SKY.

COME AGAIN?

THIS WAY. I WILL SHOW YOU.

BEHOLD.

FAR OUT!

YOU FOUND THE MAULER!

TOO LONG HAVE THE COBRAS RAIDED THE VILLAGES OF MY LAND

AND ENSLAVED MY PEOPLE.

WE COULD NOT DRIVE THEM OUT WITH SWORDS.

NO, BUT THIS BABY WILL KEEP THEM FROM VIOLATING YOUR SPACE, MAN.

Cobra: WE'RE WASTING OUR TIME LOOKING FOR THOSE JOES OUT HERE.

LET'S HEAD BACK.

WAIT!

THERE! A LIGHT IN THOSE RUINS.

I RADIOED THE JOES FROM THE TANK, MAN.

THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY, AND WHEN THEY SHOW...

WE SHALL FIGHT THE COBRAS SIDE BY SIDE, YES?

[ WHIRRING ]

COME, SNAKE WARRIORS!

I FEAR YOU NOT!

THUS PERISH THE ENEMIES OF JABAL.

YOU INVENTED THAT OTHER CANNON, NANCY.

-THINK YOU CAN TARGET THIS ONE? -I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

LOCKING...

AND...

FIRING!

YOU KNOW, FOOTLOOSE, WE DON'T MAKE A BAD TEAM.

OOH, YOU REALLY THINK SO?

AND YOU, JABAL, ARE AMAZING!

A MERE TRIFLE.

UH, YEAH, WELL, THIS HAS BEEN FUN, BUT WE BETTER SPLIT.

FOOTLOOSE!

FOOTLOOSE, DO YOU READ ME?

OH, RATS! OUT OF GAS!

FOOTLOOSE!

COME IN, WILL YOU?

DUSTY!

HEY, WE GOT THE MAULER BACK. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

LOOKING FOR YOU. HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A LIFT?

NO PROBLEM.

YOU'RE LIKE A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP FROM US.

Cobra Commander: YES, WE KNOW.

Hang loose, man. We'll be there in a flash.

AND SO WILL WE.

PREPARE THE PLASMA CANNON FOR BATTLE.

Dr. Winter: OHH. OH!

OH!

IT IS NOT MUCH FARTHER. BE PATIENT, MY DESERT FLOWER.

YOUR DESERT WHAT?

YOU MUST BE KIDDING.

NOT AT ALL.

YOU ARE VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL, DOCTOR.

MM. CALL ME NANCY.

FOOTLOOSE!

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.

OH, NO! COBRA!

IDIOTS! FORWARD!

ONE SHOT LEFT. THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

Destro: A FUTILE GESTURE, JOE.

AND NOW ONE FOR YOU.

THAT DOES IT!

NO MORE RUNNING.

COME ON! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF, METAL FACE!

AS YOU WISH, JOE.

ALAKALIM!

WHAT?

NO! STOP!

DESTRO'S PLASMA CANNON WILL CUT YOU TO PIECES!

VERY TRUE, MY DEAR. [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WATCH MY DUST, METAL MOUTH!

HERE COMES HIGH GEAR!

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE DOCTOR, JOE.

OH, WOW! WHAT A BUMMER!

All: COBRA!

ALAKALIM!

STAND AND FIGHT, SLITHERING COWARDS!

COME ON, BABY! MOVE OR WE'RE DONE FOR!

HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE!

I TRIED TO WARN HIM, BUT --

WAIT. GIVE ME THAT RADIO.

FOOTLOOSE, SHOOT FOR THE REAR OF DESTRO'S TANK!

IT'S NOT ARMORED!

IT'S NO USE. I CAN'T MANEUVER.

IF I SHOW MYSELF, I'M, LIKE, VAPORIZED.

FOOTLOOSE, KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN!

OKAY, BUT THIS THING IS BARELY FUNCTIONAL.

IT'S TIME WE FINISHED THIS.

GOT TO JAM THOSE WHEELS.

SHOOT, FOOTLOOSE! NOW!

COME ON, BABY, FIRE!

-WAY TO GO! -YOU DID IT!

YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET THIS DAY, FOOLS!

OH, WOW! WE'LL BE QUAKING IN OUR SNEAKERS, MAN!

WILD BILL, DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?

NEGATIVE. W-WAIT.

MAKE THAT AFFIRMATIVE.

ONLY I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE IT.

WHAT ON EARTH?

WHAT IS THIS, A RESCUE MISSION OR A PARADE?

[ CHEERING ]

I THINK NANCY LIKES ME.

AND I THINK YOU'RE STILL DEEPLY DELUDED.

SHE WINKED AT ME.

YOU? SHE --

KNOCK IT OFF, YOU CLOWNS.

THE KING'S ABOUT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A MEDAL

FOR LIBERATING HIS COUNTRY FROM COBRA.

I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.

ALL PRAISE TO AHMED RAZOULI JABAL,

RIGHTFUL MONARCH OF THIS LAND!

Both: JABAL?!

MY FRIENDS, MY PEOPLE AND I ARE GRATEFUL TO YOU.

PLEASE ACCEPT THESE TOKENS OF OUR APPRECIATION.

WE SHALL REMEMBER YOUR BRAVERY ALWAYS.

AND NOW, MY DESERT FLOWER, COME SEE MY PALACE.

WHY, UH, I'D BE DELIGHTED.

SOME GRATITUDE.

I LIBERATE HIS COUNTRY, AND HE STEALS MY GIRL!

HEY, MAN, SHE'S NOT YOUR CHICK!

I SAW HER FIRST!

YOU DID NOT!

I DID, TOO!