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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ Monotone ] GOOD MORNING, MRS. HARRIS.

BULL'S-EYE!

NICE SHOT, BREAKER.

-HEY, FLINT! -READY TO GO?

YEAH, JUST ABOUT.

CAN I SEE YOU TO YOUR CAR?

SURE.

ARE YOU GONNA VISIT ANYONE ON YOUR VACATION?

YEAH, MY COUSIN AND HIS FAMILY.

THE ONES WHO MOVED TO THAT EXPERIMENTAL HOUSING DEVELOPMENT

-ON THE COAST? -THAT'S RIGHT.

I WANT TO SEE HOW REAL PEOPLE LIVE.

DO THEY KNOW YOU'RE COMING?

NAH. IF I TOLD THEM, THEY'D MAKE A BIG PRODUCTION OUT OF IT.

WELL, SEE YOU LATER!

BYE.

GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME TO THE PLEASANT COVE 7:00 NEWS.

TOMORROW WILL BE ANOTHER PLEASANT DAY IN PLEASANT COVE,

FOLLOWED BY A PLEASANT NIGHT.

BACK TO YOU, CHUCK.

AND THAT'S THE NEWS. PLEASANT DREAMS.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

TED, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU!

[ Monotone ] COME IN, FLINT.

HUH. NEXT TIME I'LL CALL FIRST.

IT'S COUSIN FLINT, EVERYONE.

DON'T GET UP, ANYONE. STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

[ Monotone ] HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, FLINT.

[ Monotone ] HELLO, COUSIN FLINT.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T CAUGHT YOU AT A BAD TIME.

-NO. -NO.

-YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME. -YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.

SO, UH, HOW IS EVERYBODY?

All: FINE.

UH, WELL, Y-YOU ALL LOOK GREAT.

UH, I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH,

AND I THOUGHT I'D SPEND THE NIGHT, IF THAT'S OKAY.

UH, IN THE MORNING I'LL BE MOVING ON.

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE.

NIGHT.

WELL, YOU'VE GOT THE KIDS WELL-TRAINED.

THEY NEVER USED TO GO TO BED SO EARLY.

THE GUEST ROOM IS AT THE END OF THE HALL.

I GUESS I'LL BE TURNING IN, TOO.

THIS EARLY?

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE,

MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND...

BORING.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO?

FLINT: Lady Jaye! Boy, am I glad to hear your voice.

FLINT. I KNEW YOU'D MISS ME.

SO, HOW'S PLEASANT COVE?

WELL, MY RELATIVES WERE SO EXCITED TO SEE ME

THEY WENT TO BED 10 MINUTES AFTER I ARRIVED.

HMM, IT HELPS TO CALL BEFORE YOU DROP IN.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

BUT STILL, IT SEEMS ODD.

ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF MY PROBLEMS.

UH, I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

[ PANTING ]

[ HISSING ] -[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

[ GROANS SOFTLY ]

[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS EVILLY ]

KEEP RUNNING, FLINT!

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE COBRA --

NEVER!

HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN AVOID MY GRASP?

[ GRUNTS ]

STRUGGLE ALL YOU LIKE, FLINT.

I HAVE YOU IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Flint: SOMEBODY! HELP ME!

HELP ME!

[ Breathless ] AAH!

J-J-JUST A DREAM...

OR WAS IT?

GONE.

KIDS ARE GONE, TOO.

COBRA?

STOP THAT MAN!

[ PANTING ]

Ripper: FOUR ACES! I WIN AGAIN!

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, I HAVE AN ACE, TOO!

SO DO I, YOU BLOODY CHEATER!

SHERIFF?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SON?

SHERIFF, THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY GOING ON.

-IS THAT SO? -LIKE WHAT?

WELL, THIS MAY SOUND RATHER INCREDIBLE,

BUT A TERRORIST GROUP CALLED COBRA

HAS KIDNAPPED YOUR TOWNSPEOPLE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

NOW, THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE FARFETCHED, SON.

CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?

BOYS, WE GOT A KOOK HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM?

IT'LL BE A PLEASURE.

DREADNOKS?

ZARTAN!

-AAH! -OW!

[ GRUNTS ]

AFTER HIM!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Buzzer: SECURITY SPOTTED FLINT IN A RACECAR.

I GOT HIM! THIS IS BUZZER.

I'M GONNA CUT FLINT OFF!

I'M HEADING EAST ON OCEAN BOULEVARD.

RIPPER, HEAD NORTH ON CLIFFSIDE LANE.

Ripper: ON MY WAY!

TORCH, GO WEST ON SHORELINE DRIVE.

Torch: GOTCHA, MATE!

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

UH-OH.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

HAVE SIGHTED ESCAPING CAR. WILL PURSUE!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

[ GRUNTING ]

[ PANTING ]

HOPE THEY THINK I'M IN THERE.

TARGET DESTROYED.

TRAGEDY ABOUT YOUR CAR.

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO CONFISCATING IT.

[ Breathless ] I DON'T THINK YOU'D HAVE WANTED IT.

NEEDED A TUNE-UP.

BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL!

NICE GARDEN -- YOU HAVE A REAL GREEN THUMB.

BARONESS, YOUR SARCASM IS IRRITATING.

[ BEEPING ]

I'M BUSY, ZARTAN!

Zartan: NOT TOO BUSY FOR THIS. I HAVE A NEW RECRUIT.

MAJOR BLUDD HANDLES RECRUITING.

[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

HIS NAME IS FLINT.

Cobra Commander: EXCELLENT!

HE IS SUCH A HARD WORKER!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

COME ON. MOVE!

WELCOME TO OUR COMPANY, FLINT.

I AM SURE YOU'LL HAVE A BRILLIANT CAREER HERE.

YEAH, IN THE DEMOLITION DEPARTMENT.

AND THE FRINGE BENEFITS ARE QUITE GOOD.

IF YOU WORK VERY HARD, WE LET YOU SLEEP.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH HAPPY EMPLOYEES?

THEY LIKE THEIR JOBS SO MUCH, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY THEM.

THAT IS OUR INCENTIVE PROGRAM.

TED! TED!

OVER HERE! IT'S ME -- FLINT!

NOW THERE'S A MAN TOTALLY ABSORBED IN HIS WORK.

YOU'VE TURNED THEM INTO SLAVES.

AHH! OUR PERSONNEL MANAGER.

SHOW OUR NEW EMPLOYEE

THE VIRTUES OF COBRA INCORPORATED.

THERE'S ONLY ONE -- YOU'LL BE OUT OF BUSINESS SOON.

[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR OPINION AFTER YOU SEE OUR TRAINING FILM.

GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME TO THE PLEASANT COVE 7:00 NEWS.

PLEASANT COVE FIREMAN DAN JENKINS

RISKED LIFE AND LIMB TODAY

TO BRAVELY RESCUE MRS. MURPHY'S CAT FLUFFY.

PLEASANT COVE FIREMAN DAN JENKINS...

YES, ANOTHER HAPPY EMPLOYEE.

HEY, GUYS, COBRA COMMANDER'S ON THE TV!

NATIONS OF THE WORLD, I AM SURE YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

TODAY, I SPEAK TO YOU FROM MY UNDERWATER CITY,

WHICH, IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET,

WILL BE THE ONLY CITY LEFT ON EARTH.

I HAVE CONSTRUCTED A NEW WEAPON

CAPABLE OF KILLING OFF ALL THE EARTH'S VEGETATION.

IF YOU DO NOT WANT THIS DISASTER TO OCCUR,

YOU MUST AGREE TO MAKE ME YOUR SUPREME LEADER.

TO SPEED UP WHAT IS USUALLY A TEDIOUS DEBATE PROCESS,

I HAVE STAGED THIS SPECIAL DEMONSTRATION

AT A SELECTED WILDERNESS AREA.

JUST THINK --

YOUR BACKYARD MIGHT LOOK LIKE THAT TOMORROW.

DEBATE QUICKLY, LEADERS. YOU HAVE EIGHT HOURS!

HEY, THAT WAS FLINT!

Breaker: ARE YOU SURE?

ABSOLUTELY!

THEY'VE GOT HIM DOING SLAVE LABOR!

MAN! DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH OF A VACATION.

ALERT CARRIER COMMAND.

I'VE GOT A FEELING THAT THE UNDERWATER CITY

IS NEAR PLEASANT COVE.

I SAY WE DROP IN.

[ Breathless ] THIS IS IT.

BREAKER, WILL YOU STOP POPPING YOUR GUM?

THEY'LL HEAR YOU!

NOT LIKELY -- THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN ZOMBIE-IZED.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, DO YOU HEAR THAT HUM?

WHAT HUM?

OVER THERE -- THE SATELLITE DISH.

AND SATELLITE DISHES ARE SUPPOSED TO POINT UP.

THAT ONE'S POINTING DOWN.

HMM. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

[ GRUNTS ]

OVER AND OUT!

[ COBRA GRUNTS ]

AAH!

[ CLICKING ]

LADY JAYE, HERE. PUT THESE ON.

IT'LL SOUNDPROOF YOUR EARS.

I WANT YOU TO SEE BUT NOT HEAR THIS.

GOOD EVENING.

WELCOME TO THE PLEASANT COVE 7:00 NEWS.

IT'S THE NIGHTLY NEWS. SO WHAT?

THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM.

NOW, I'M ONLY GONNA SHOW YOU EVERY 20th FRAME.

GOOD EVENING, EMPLOYEES.

TONIGHT, WE WILL BE EXPECTING YOU

ON THE BOARDING DOCKS AT MIDNIGHT,

SO GO TO BED EARLY.

HE'S HYPNOTIZING THE WHOLE TOWN THROUGH SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTION.

YOU'VE GOT IT.

I'LL HEAD TO THE DOCKS.

YOU STAY HERE AND TRY TO REVERSE THE PROCESS.

YEAH, I MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING.

LADY JAYE TO CARRIER COMMAND.

THE CITIZENS HAVE BOARDED COBRA'S SUBS.

BRING UP THE CARRIER.

BARBECUE: We're moving into place, Lady Jaye.

I'm going to see what I can do

ABOUT GETTING INTO THE UNDERWATER FORTRESS BY MYSELF.

BE CAREFUL!

HEY, ACE, WHAT DOES BREAKER WANT WITH THIS DART BOARD?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES I THINK THAT GUY'S REALLY OUT TO LUNCH.

NO! HE REGULARLY EATS AT HEADQUARTERS!

LET'S FIND A WAY INTO THAT UNDERWATER SNAKE PIT!

[ POLLY SQUAWKS ]

UH-OH! COBRA MORAY!

DREADNOKS, ARM THE TORPEDOES!

TORPEDOES READY!

FIRE!

WE GOT TO AIM THE BLOOMING THINGS FIRST!

FIRE!

EVADE THEM!

I CAN'T! THEY'RE HOMING TORPEDOES!

HIT THE VERTICAL THRUSTERS, CUTTER!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

GOOD SHOT, BARONESS!

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

YOU HIT THE WRONG TARGET, IDIOT!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

GET US OUT OF HERE!

MORE TROUBLE, MATES! READY THE MISSILES!

Lady Jaye: HOLD YOUR FIRE!

LADY JAYE!

I BORROWED IT FROM COBRA!

ALL RIGHT!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

YOU GOT THE DART BOARD?

OH, NO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

FORGOT THE DARTS.

REQUEST DOCKING INSTRUCTIONS.

DOCK IN BAY 14.

ACKNOWLEDGED.

OVER AND OUT.

TRIPWIRE, LOCATE COBRA'S NEW WEAPON AND DEACTIVATE IT.

WE'LL RESCUE THE TOWNSPEOPLE.

ALL: Yo-o-o, Joe!

THE JOES HAVE BROKEN INTO THE CITY!

MOBILIZE COUNTERFORCE!

ATTENTION, ALL WORKERS!

THE CITY IS UNDER ATTACK!

REPULSE THE INTRUDERS AT ALL COSTS!

REPEAT -- AT ALL COSTS!

Lady Jaye: DON'T USE YOUR WEAPONS!

THEY'RE INNOCENT CIVILIANS.

WHAT DO WE DO, THEN?

ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD COMEDY ROUTINE?

[ GRUNTS ]

[ POLLY SQUAWKING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

AAH!

HEY! LOOK WHO'S HERE!

FLINT!

A-A-A-AAH!

[ CHOKING ]

FLINT, HAVE YOU GONE NUTS?!

A-A-A-AAH!

FLINT! COME BACK!

LADY JAYE, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!

I'LL TRY!

FOOLS! YOU HAVE ALLOWED THEM TO JEOPARDIZE MY PLAN!

I WILL TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY, BUT NOT THE BLAME!

IT'S ZARTAN'S FAULT!

SILENCE! STOP BICKERING!

I'M WATCHING SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING.

STAY BACK, FLINT!

FLINT, I ORDER YOU,

CLOSE THE INNER DOOR AND OPEN THE SEA DOOR!

Destro: THEY WILL BE DROWNED IN THERE!

YES. ISN'T THAT DELICIOUS?

[ Breathless ] FLINT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Breaker: I HOPE THIS WORKS.

I DON'T GET IT.

HOPEFULLY, COBRA COMMANDER WON'T, EITHER.

Tripwire: IT'S SET TO LAUNCH IN 10 MINUTES,

BUT IF I TOUCH IT, IT'LL GO OFF RIGHT NOW.

YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT, G.I. JOE.

MY DEMANDS HAVE NOT BEEN MET!

FLINT! IT'S ME -- LADY JAYE!

DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

FLINT, I ORDER YOU TO OPEN THAT DOOR!

FLINT!

DON'T!

I ORDER YOU, FLINT!

I ORDER YOU!

[ GROANING ]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

HE HAS DISOBEYED ME!

THE CIVILIANS ARE DESERTING!

Shipwreck: THAT'S RIGHT, LANDLUBBERS! GO HOME!

WHERE -- WHERE ARE WE?

FLINT! YOU'RE BACK!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

SOMEBODY MUST BE INTERFERING

WITH THE SUBLIMINAL TRANSMISSIONS!

WHO IS THAT FOOL ON THE TV?!

I AM NOT MAKING A BROADCAST!

AS I THOUGHT --

THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE HAS BEEN ALTERED.

OBSERVE.

HOW DARE HE DO THAT!

GET HIM OFF THE SCREEN!

IGNORE COBRA COMMANDER. HE'S A JERK!

THAT IS DISGUSTING!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, COMMANDER.

YOU'RE TOO LATE, G.I. JOE.

THE MISSILE GOES OFF RIGHT NOW!

Phew! THAT WAS CLOSE.

I WASN'T ABLE TO DEACTIVATE THE MISSILE.

AND THE WORLD SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE!

NOT REALLY.

I'VE REROUTED IT.

IT'S GOING STRAIGHT OUT INTO SPACE!

WELL, YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE,

BUT YOU WON'T LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT!

Flint: HE'S FLOODING THE CITY!

Lady Jaye: IF THE WATER HITS THE MAIN GENERATOR...

Shipwreck: WE'RE GONNA BE KISSING CORAL!

THIS SUB'S NOT MUCH FOR COMFORT,

BUT I SURE LIKE THE SPEED.

Ted: SO, YOU THINK COBRA'S GONE BELLY-UP?

NOPE. THE ONLY THING THAT'S FINISHED IS MY CAR --

AND MY VACATION.

OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

COLONEL SHARP SAID YOU COULD TAKE TWO MORE WEEKS OFF.

HEY, LOVE TO HAVE YOU STICK AROUND, FLINT.

NO WAY.

I WANT TO GET BACK ON DUTY,

WHERE I CAN GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

[ LAUGHTER ]