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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Man: SO, HOW OLD ARE THESE BONES, DOC?

ABOUT 70 MILLION YEARS, GIVE OR TAKE A FEW.

I'VE NEVER SEEN UPPER CRETACEOUS SPECIMENS LIKE THIS BEFORE.

THE OIL KEPT THEM FROM BEING FOSSILIZED.

IF YOU SAY SO. A BONE'S A BONE, FAR AS I CAN TELL.

WHAT'S THAT?

PROBABLY ANOTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL LOOKING FOR A BRIBE.

WILD WEASEL TO COBRA BASE. THE BONES ARE OURS!

I THOUGHT WE PAID EVERYBODY OFF!

WE DID!

SCATTER, SWINE!

HE DON'T LOOK LIKE NO GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL TO ME.

HE MUST BE A COLLECTOR.

THEY'RE DESPERATE MEN.

[ GRUNTING ]

STRANGE.

A TRUE COLLECTOR WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE DEINONYCHUS FEET.

THEY'RE MUCH RARER.

PLAN "A" IS COMPLETE.

UH, SORRY ABOUT THE JAWBONE, GOVERNOR.

THERE ARE MORE WHERE THOSE CAME FROM.

Dr. Massey: WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS,

WE WILL KNOW WHETHER WE HAVE ACCOMPLISHED

A SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE

OR SQUANDERED OUR INVESTORS' RESOURCES.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IF THIS EGG, CLONED FROM A SINGLE CELL OF A GARTER SNAKE,

HATCHES, OUR PROJECT IS A SUCCESS.

Man: SIGNAL FROM ROBERTS RECEIVED.

TOMAX AND XAMOT: Proceed with plan "B."

Dr. Massey: HERE IT IS, GENTLEMEN --

A PERFECT, LIVING REPRODUCTION OF THE ORIGINAL SNAKE.

[ APPLAUSE ]

CONGRATULATIONS, DR. MASSEY, FROM COBRA!

[ GLASS SHATTERING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

UNHAND ME!

Scarlett: WHAT I DON'T GET IS,

WHY IS COBRA STEALING DINOSAUR BONES AND OLD SCIENTISTS?

Roadblock: MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO TOUGH FOR THEM.

THE TWO RAIDS MUST BE CONNECTED.

THEY ARE.

INTELLIGENCE BELIEVES THAT COBRA HAS A BASE

IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC, WHERE THEY PLAN TO CLONE DINOSAURS.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

COBRA HAS AN IRRITATING HABIT OF DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE.

SO WHAT IF THEY CLONE THE BONE?

IT'LL BE 30 YEARS BEFORE THE DINOS GROW UP,

AND WE'LL BE RETIRED BY THEN.

WRONG -- DR. MASSEY HAS ALSO MADE

SIGNIFICANT BREAKTHROUGHS ON A RAPID-GROWTH CATALYST.

UH, YOU MIND REPEATIN' THAT IN ENGLISH?

SURE.

THE DINOSAUR CLONES WILL GROW TO FULL SIZE

LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER HATCHING.

WHOA. INSTANT MONSTER.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND DR. MASSEY BEFORE HIS DINOSAURS FIND US.

Deep Six: DEEP SIX TO HEADQUARTERS.

FLINT: Flint here.

I SPOTTED SOMETHING WEIRD,

AN ISLAND THAT'S NOT ON THE MAP.

Impossible. The entire Earth's been mapped.

WELL, SOMETHING'S WRONG -- EITHER MY EYES OR THEIR MAP.

UH-OH, I GOT COMPANY -- COBRA RATTLER.

We'll be out there with SkyStrikers

before you can say --

ROGER AND OUT.

Cobra Commander: THIS PLANET WAS ONCE RULED BY REPTILES.

SOON IT WILL BE AGAIN --

THIS TIME BY REPTILES KNOWN AS COBRA.

LOOK ABOUT YOU AND SAVOR THE BEAUTY, DESTRO.

I SEE NO BEAUTY IN THIS BUG-INFESTED SWAMP,

NOR DO I SEE ANY WISDOM IN YOUR PLAN.

-Tomax: YOU WILL, DESTRO... -Xamot: VERY SOON...

THANKS TO A FEW ITEMS...

-WE'VE PICKED UP. -NAMELY...

THESE DINOSAUR BONES...

AND ONE SLIGHTLY USED SCIENTIFIC GENIUS...

Both: IN A DISPOSABLE CONTAINER.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Cobra Commander: EACH BONE FRAGMENT HAS ENOUGH CELLS

TO CLONE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF LIVING DINOSAURS.

THEREFORE, I SUGGEST YOU BEGIN NOW.

INFINITY IS A VERY BIG NUMBER.

ACCORDING TO DEEP SIX, THE ISLAND IS JUST AHEAD.

HE SAID IT LOOKED WEIRD, SO THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.

[ ALARM BLARES ]

IT SEEMS WE HAVE UNINVITED GUESTS.

LOOK FOR AN OPEN SPOT TO LAND.

I DON'T SEE NOTHIN' YET.

SCARLETT: Looks like we won't have to find a spot to land.

YEAH, COBRA'S PRETTY WELL TAKEN CARE OF THAT.

FLINT, BAIL OUT!

MY CONTROLS ARE JAMMED!

FLINT!

FLINT!

[ COUGHING ]

GET OUT OF THERE, FLINT!

HE'S HEADING FOR THE SWAMP!

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA MAKE IT.

SO DID I.

WHAT NOW?

WE CARRY ON.

[ GASPING ]

-FLINT! -FLINT!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

ANYBODY GOT AN ASPIRIN?

[ BRAKES SQUEALING ]

NO SURVIVORS HERE. LET'S CHECK THE OTHER WRECKS.

NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.

WE'VE GOT TO CALL IN AN AIR STRIKE.

-HOW LOUD CAN YOU YELL? -PLENTY LOUD.

GOOD, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A RADIO.

SHE'S RIGHT.

WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE FORTRESS ON OUR OWN.

GOOD. I WAS AFRAID WE WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO TODAY.

YES, WELL, UH...

I HAVE INJECTED THE GENETIC MATERIAL INTO THE EGGS,

ALONG WITH ULTRA-GROWTH PROTEIN, AND, UH --

Cobra Commander: DOCTOR, LOOK!

[ GASPS ]

SUCH CREATURES HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN ON EARTH

FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS!

I'M SO HUNGRY, EVEN OUR FOOD PACKETS ARE LOOKIN' GOOD.

DON'T EAT, GUNG-HO. WE GOT TO CONSERVE FOOD.

WHO KNOWS HOW LONG WE'LL BE HERE?

GREAT. NEXT HE'LL BE TELLIN' ME WE CAN'T SLEEP.

WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BUNK OUT IN THIS OOZING SWAMP,

BE MY GUEST.

ALL RIGHT, BUT I'VE GOT SOME PRIMAL URGES TO SATISFY,

AND THE TOP TWO ON MY LIST ARE FOOD AND SHELTER.

WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT, GUNG-HO?

I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WOULD REMIND YOU OF HOME.

IT DOES. NOW YOU KNOW WHY I LEFT.

DRAIN THE TANK.

[ BEEPS ]

ALL RIGHT, DESTRO.

AS USUAL, YOUR PLANS ARE USELESS

WITHOUT THE ADDITION OF MY GENIUS.

CONTROLLING SUCH PRIMITIVE BRAINS

HARDLY REQUIRES GENIUS, DESTRO.

THEN PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE OVER

THIS PHASE OF THE PROJECT, MY DEAR COMMANDER.

NO, DESTRO.

I WOULD NOT DEPRIVE YOU OF YOUR BRIEF MOMENT OF GLORY.

MY TRIUMPH SHALL COME SOON ENOUGH.

I WONDER IF THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE.

NOT UNLESS THE RUMBLINGS IN MY STOMACH HAVE GIVEN US AWAY.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE.

HOW DO KNOW WE'RE NOT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES?

WE DON'T.

WELL, I'LL BE.

IF THAT ISN'T THE LUCK OF THE IRISH...

YEAH, BUT I'M NOT IRISH.

AND THAT PLACE DEFINITELY IS NOT KOSHER.

[ ROARING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

LET'S PRETEND IT'S THE WIND.

[ ROARING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

ALL RIGHT, YOU OVERGROWN IGUANAS,

LET'S MOVE IT!

YOUR CRIMS-S-ON GUARDSMEN ARE EITHER INCREDIBLY BRAVE

OR INCREDIBLY STUPID, DESTRO.

THEY'RE NEITHER.

Tomax: THEY JUST HAVE AN UNUSUAL IDEA...

Both: OF HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

WITH THESE DINOSAURS UNDER MY COMMAND,

I WILL CONTROL THE --

SAVE THE POMPOUS CHATTER FOR LATER, COMMANDER!

I MUST CONCENTRATE.

THEIR BRAINS MUST BE MADE RECEPTIVE TO CONTROL.

[ ROARING ]

THERE. NOW YOU MAY USE THE CYBERNETIC CONTROL DISK.

[ ROARING ]

DINOSAURS, DO MY BIDDING!

[ ROARING ]

STIFLE YOURSELVES!

SUFFERIN' SERPENTS! IT WORKS!

IF COBRA'S GOT DR. MASSEY IN THERE,

I HOPE HE'S NOT ABOUT TO BECOME A DINOSAUR DINNER.

DINNER? HE'D ONLY BE AN APPETIZER.

COULD WE STOP TALKIN' ABOUT FOOD, PLEASE?

IT SEEMS THE INTRUDERS

ARE SOMEWHAT MORE ALIVE THAN WE THOUGHT.

THEN RELEASE THE DINOSAURS.

BUT YOU MUST FEED THEM FIRST!

FEED THEM?! [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN TO DO!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Scarlett: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB THIS ROCK

TO GET TO THOSE COBRA CLODS.

[ ROARING ]

Gung-Ho: WHAT'S GOING ON?

[ ROARING ]

YOU THINK THAT GUN'S GONNA DO ANY GOOD?

I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE.

GREAT. NOW YOU'VE MADE HIM ANGRY.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

I BET HE'S A REAL CHARMER ON GOOD DAYS.

HEY, LET ME HANDLE THIS CHARACTER!

I GREW UP WRESTLIN' GATORS!

[ ROARS ]

UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE CHAMELEONS?

IT'S THE ONE CALLED GUNG-HO.

DINOSAUR, ATTACK AND DESTROY HIM.

COME ON! AT LEAST ACT LIKE IT HURTS!

[ ROARING ]

UH-OH!

[ DINOSAUR ROARS ]

GUNG-HO, OVER HERE!

YO, JOE!

HEY, I THOUGHT DINOSAURS WERE STUPID.

THEY JUST DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO.

SOMEBODY'S WATCHING US ON TV.

YEAH? WELL, THE SHOW'S OVER!

WE LOST THEM!

HOW CAN I DIRECT THE DINOSAURS

IF I CAN'T SEE WHERE THEY ARE?!

THAT DID THE TRICK. SOMEBODY MUST BE GUIDING THEM.

I WONDER WHO THAT MIGHT BE.

WE WILL HAVE TO USE THE DINOSAURS' INSTINCTS.

PERHAPS THAT WILL HELP US UNDERSTAND

WHY THEY BECAME EXTINCT.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU WILL SEE, DESTRO.

WHAT'S THIS?

YOU ARE WASTING COMPANY TIME.

YOU SHOULD BE TRACKING THE JOES IN CASE THE DINOSAURS FAIL.

HOW ABOUT AFTER OUR BREAK, DESTRO?

WE'RE UNION, YOU KNOW.

MOVE IT NOW!

RIGHT AWAY, SIR!

[ ROARING ]

Flint: IN THERE!

[ CHUCKLES ] FOR ONCE, I'M GLAD THEY'RE SO BIG.

LOOKS LIKE THE DINOSAURS ARE DOING THE JOB FOR US.

[ HIGH-PITCHED ROARING ]

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE LITTLE ONES.

[ GRUNTING ]

FLINT!

SOUNDS LIKE DINOSAURS DIG G.I. JOE MEAT.

Scarlett: HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO EAT.

HE WANTS THE FOOD PACKET.

LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH PRIMAL URGES.

THOSE URGES MIGHT JUST GET US OUT OF HERE.

SCARLETT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CHOW DOWN, FELLAS. HERE'S YOUR DINNER.

WATCH IT, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE THEIR DINNER!

NO WAY. GIVEN THEIR CHOICE, ANIMALS ALWAYS GO FOR REAL FOOD.

HUMANS TASTE TERRIBLE.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

GO FETCH, BOYS!

HUH. THAT'S A STRANGE-LOOKING WEAPON.

AAH!

[ ROARING ]

RETREAT! RETREAT!

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

[ EXPLOSIONS ]

LET'S SEE WHAT COBRA LEFT BEHIND.

YEAH. THIS SHOULD COME IN REAL HANDY.

YOUR MIND-CONTROL DEVICE HAS FAILED, DESTRO.

NO MIND-CONTROL DEVICE CAN OVERRIDE THE NEED FOR FOOD.

HE'S RIGHT, SIR.

THEN PERHAPS I SHOULD FEED BOTH OF YOU TO THEM!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ROARING ]

YOU TWO GRAB DR. MASSEY.

I'LL PREPARE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR COBRA.

YOU GOT IT.

DINOSAURS, DESTROY THE G.I. JOES!

[ ROARING ]

NO! I WON'T LET THIS GO ANY FURTHER!

QUIET, DOCTOR, BEFORE I REMEMBER

THAT YOUR USEFULNESS IS NEARLY AT AN END!

MY DINOSAURS SHOULD BE FEASTING ON THE JOES BY NOW.

YO, JOE!

TERMINATE THEM!

[ EXPLOSION ]

GET THE COMMANDER'S DISK!

GIMME!

OFF ME, MORON!

GIVE ME THE DISK!

Scarlett: UH, GUNG-HO?

UH...YEAH.

TELL ME, JOE, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE

IF YOU HAD GOTTEN THE DISK?

YOU COULD NEVER HAVE USED THE DINOSAURS TO ATTACK US.

THIS FORTRESS IS IMPREGNABLE FROM BELOW.

WELL, WE DIDN'T FIGURE

ON BRINGING THE DINOSAURS TO THE FORTRESS.

WE FIGURED ON BRINGIN' THE FORTRESS TO THE DINOSAURS!

[ EXPLOSION ]

[ ROARING ]

DINOSAURS, ATTACK FORTRESS!

[ ROARING ]

DR. MASSEY, TALK TO THEM!

W-W-WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

TELL THEM THERE'S FOOD UP HERE!

D-D-DINOSAURS, THERE IS FOOD UP HERE.

T-THERE IS FOOD UP HERE.

OHH!

[ ROARING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ ROARS ]

I SAY, DESTRO...

MIND IF WE...

Both: HITCH A RIDE?

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

I THINK THEY'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA.

FOR ONCE, I AGREE.

WHO WAS IT SAID THEY DON'T EAT HUMANS?!

[ ROARS ]

EVERYBODY OKAY?

OH, ALL RIGHT, I GUESS, YES.

YEAH, I'M -- I'M OKAY.

YEAH. FINE.

OKAY, COMMANDER, YOU'RE COMING WITH US.

COMMANDER?

MUST HAVE SLITHERED INTO A HOLE SOMEWHERE.

Scarlett: WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THESE DINOSAURS?

Dr. Massey: PERHAPS WE COULD OPEN A MUSEUM.

MY INVESTORS...

CAN SUCK EGGS, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

THE DINOSAURS ARE STAYING, AND WE'RE LEAVING,

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND.

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH. WHERE'S THE GRUB?

OVER THERE.

BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO SHARE SOME WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

MOVE OVER, BOYS! I'M FAMISHED!

[ ROARING ]