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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

YOU HAVE MADE A VERY IMPRESSIVE FIND, DR. MARSH --

THE TOMB OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAOH GOD OSIRIS.

TH-TH-TH-THANK YOU.

THERE IS GOLD IN THIS TOMB, ENOUGH TO BUY ARMS

FOR A SMALL NATION OR A LARGE TERRORIST GROUP.

TALK IS CHEAP.

BUT ARMS ARE NOT.

THAT IS WHY YOU ARE GOING TO LEAD ME TO THE TREASURE.

YOU -- YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE ASKING.

THE TOMB IS A MAZE OF TUNNELS BURROWED DEEP INTO THE EARTH,

WITH TRAPS AT EVERY TURN FOR INTRUDERS,

AND A CURSE ON THE TREASURE, AS WELL.

A TERRIBLE EVIL WILL BE UNLEASHED IF IT IS DISTURBED.

IS THAT SO?

B-BESIDES, BY NOW,

THE EGYPTIAN GOVERNMENT MUST REALIZE I'M MISSING.

THEY'LL HAVE SENT A CONVOY TO LOOK FOR ME.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BEAT THEM TO THE TOMB.

FOR COBRA, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

SHALL WE PROCEED TO THE TREASURE, DR. MARSH?

COBRA!

LET US BEGIN OUR TREASURE HUNT.

BUT I'VE NO NOTION WHERE THE TREASURE WOULD BE

OR IF IT EVEN TRULY EXISTS.

PRAY THAT IT DOES AND THAT YOU CAN FIND IT.

YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, DOCTOR.

LET'S GIVE THOSE YAHOOS THE SURPRISE OF THEIR LIVES.

NOW!

PARTY MUST'VE MOVED DOWNSTAIRS.

THEN WE'RE GONNA JOIN IT.

YEAH, I WAS AFRAID YOU'D SAY THAT.

IS THIS WISE, COMMANDER?

WHAT IF THE JOES REACH THE TREASURE FIRST?

THEN WE SEIZE IT FROM THEM.

MEANWHILE, THEY WILL ALSO BE THE FIRST

TO SPRING THE PHARAOH'S TRAPS.

HMM. IT APPEARS THERE'S NO TORCH LEFT FOR ME.

[ CHUCKLES ] BUT YOU'RE THE FIREMAN.

YOU GET TO BLOW THEM OUT.

LOOKIT -- FUNNIES!

YEAH. WHAT'S THAT STUFF MEAN?

NO TIME TO TRANSLATE, BUT IT'S NOTHING GOOD, I'M SURE.

Barbecue: WHAT, UH, MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

CALL IT INTUITION.

HUH?

SOME INTUITION YOU GOT THERE.

ENOUGH ALREADY! MY EARS ARE RINGING!

[ RUMBLING ]

Duke: ON YOUR FEET!

BACK TO WHERE WE CAME BEFORE WE'RE SEALED IN!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT STONE.

IT COULD BE BOOBY-TRAPPED.

AAH!

[ ALL SCREAM ]

HEY, LADY JAYE!

FROM NOW ON, SKIP THE INTUITION, OKAY?

AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER.

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ ALL GROAN ]

OUCH! THAT HURT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

SHOULD WE MAKE THIS THE SEWING ROOM OR THE NURSERY?

CAN THE COMEDY, SOLDIER.

WE GOT TO FIND OUR WAY OUT OF HERE.

SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK THIS IS IT.

Lady Jaye: CAREFUL -- DON'T TOUCH THAT.

I'M NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING.

AMAZING! I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD THEY SAY.

THOSE CONDUITS RUN ALL THROUGH THE TOMB.

THEY CARRIED AIR TO THE WORKERS AT THE LOWER LEVELS

AND LET THEM COMMUNICATE WITH THE SURFACE.

THEN THE JOES CAN HEAR US, TOO.

Bazooka: WHAT WAS THAT?

MAYBE THE FOUNDATION SETTLING?

AFTER 5,000 YEARS?

SO, WHAT'S IT SAY?

PRETTY SPOOKY.

OSIRIS WAS SLAIN BY HIS BROTHER, SET,

AND RESTORED TO ETERNAL LIFE BY ISIS, HIS WIFE.

BUT OSIRIS DECIDED HIS TRUE PLACE

WAS IN THE WORLD OF THE DEAD AND RETURNED THERE TO RULE.

AND THIS TOMB IS SUPPOSEDLY A GATEWAY TO -- DUKE!

JUST WHAT I NEED -- AN ASP IN MY EAR.

LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE IS UP THERE.

FINE BY ME. UP IS CLOSER TO OUT.

Bazooka: WHICH WAY NOW?

EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MO.

CATCH A COBRA BY THE TOE.

COBRAS DON'T HAVE TOES, BAZOOK.

WE'LL TRY THIS ONE.

THEN AGAIN...

UNH-UNH, DUKE. YOU WANT TO GO THIS WAY?

WE GO THIS WAY.

[ BATS CHIRPING ]

Lady Jaye: ANOTHER DEAD END!

I'LL FIX TH-- WHOA!

[ ALL SCREAM ]

[ GROANS ]

THAT DID IT.

NO WAY OUT.

Cobra Commander: [ SIGHS ]

ALAS, YOU CAN LEAD ME NO FARTHER.

COBRA COMMANDER. WHERE IS HE?

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S KIND OF DARK.

AND YOU'LL BE A TERRIBLE NUISANCE

IF YOU ESCAPE THAT CHAMBER.

SO I HAVE NO CHOICE

BUT TO BRING SOME SUNSHINE INTO YOUR LIVES.

WHAT A WAY TO GO --

BURIED ALIVE WITH THE TREASURE OF OSIRIS.

STOP!

SURELY YOU DON'T BELIEVE THEY'VE FOUND THE TREASURE.

I CANNOT TAKE CHANCES.

YOU, INSPECT THAT CHAMBER AND REPORT BACK TO ME!

Man: FIRE!

ACCORDING TO THE SURFACE COORDINATES,

THE JOES SHOULD BE IN THIS ROOM.

THEN WHERE'D THEY GO?

Duke: NOT VERY FAR.

All: YO, JOE!

-[ SIGHS ] THANK YOU, LADY JAYE. -Shh!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

Shh! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN.

UGH!

BYE, GUYS.

DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

We're outnumbered. Follow my lead.

With you all the way, Duke.

WELL?

[ Deep voice ] UH, IT WAS A TRICK!

[ Deep voice ] THE, UH, JOES WERE WAITING FOR US.

WHAT?!

THEY ESCAPED, BUT WE GOT THEIR WEAPONS.

YOU DARE RETURN TO REPORT THIS?

THEY SEEM TO BE HIDING SOMETHING, COMMANDER.

YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR WITHHOLDING INFORMATION

IS SEVERE.

WE DISCOVERED THE REAL TREASURE.

WHERE? HOW?

WE, UH -- UH, WE CAN TAKE YOU THERE.

EXCELLENT.

AND YOU'LL JOIN US, DR. MARSH.

WE MAY NEED YOU IF WE ENCOUNTER SOMETHING UNEXPECTED.

HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT?

NOT FAR.

Lady Jaye: [ Deep voice ] THESE ARE THE SCULPTURES

OF OSIRIS, GOD OF THE DEAD.

THAT MEANS WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE TREASURE,

DOESN'T IT, DOCTOR?

Y-YES. YES, IT DOES.

[ Normal voice ] THANKS, DOC.

NOW LEAD US BACK TO THE SURFACE.

I-I'LL TRY.

COBRA COMMANDER!

[ Deep voice ] WE WERE AFRAID WE'D LOST YOU!

ENOUGH! MY PATIENCE IS AT AN END!

WHERE IS THE TREASURE?!

UH, OVER THERE!

THERE?

MY TREASURE IS THERE?!

[ Normal voice ] Why did you say that?

IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE, DON'T IT?

I SEE NO TREASURE.

THROUGH THERE, IN THE FAR CHAMBER.

IT'S MINE! IT'S MINE!

HEY, LOOKS LIKE I GUESSED RIGHT.

THE CROWN OF OSIRIS!

MINE!

[ ALL COUGHING ]

TRAITORS!

[ Normal voice ] OKAY, LET'S GET MARSH BACK UPSTAIRS

AND RADIO HEADQUARTERS

TO PICK UP COBRA COMMANDER AND FRIENDS.

UGH. HOW DO THEY BREATHE IN THESE THINGS?

ALPINE, WE'RE SINKING!

THANKS FOR THE BULLETIN, BEETLE BRAIN.

I THINK WE HIT BOTTOM.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I THINK S--

WHAT THE BLUE BLAZES?

WHO COMES UNTO THE COURT OF OSIRIS?

WHO SEEKS ENTRY INTO THE REALM OF THE DEAD?

SPEAK!

ARE YOU FOES OF OSIRIS, SENT BY MY EVIL BROTHER, SET?

NEVER MET THE GUY.

YOU LIE!

ALL MEN KNOW OF OSIRIS'S ETERNAL WAR WITH SET.

I SHALL FORCE THE TRUTH FROM THEIR LIPS!

[ SCREECHES ]

HOLD, BUTO!

THE LAWS OF THIS TRIBUNAL MUST BE OBSERVED!

THEIR HEARTS MUST BE WEIGHED.

UH, MINE'S ABOUT 6 POUNDS. CAN I LEAVE NOW?

ALPINE, SHUT UP!

THEIR HEARTS MUST BE WEIGHED IN JUDGMENT!

IF YOU ARE FOUND WORTHY,

YOU MAY PASS ON INTO THE VALLEY OF ETERNAL LIFE.

AND, UH, IF WE'RE NOT?

THEN YOU ARE MINE.

AMUN DEVOURS THE HEARTS OF THOSE WHO FAIL THE TEST.

MARSH, CAN THIS BE ON THE LEVEL?

I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT.

THEY -- THEY SEEM TO BE WHAT THEY CLAIM --

THE ANCIENT GODS OF THE EGYPTIANS,

CREATURES OF ETERNITY!

[ SIGHS ]

TREASURE.

WHERE IS THE --

[ GASPS ]

WHO INTRUDES UPON MY DOMAIN?

Baroness: IT'S SET, GOD OF EVIL!

COBRA!

HE APPEARS UNIMPRESSED, COMMANDER.

YOU ARE WORSHIPERS OF THE SERPENT?

YES! YES!

YOU WERE NOT SENT BY MY HATED BROTHER, OSIRIS?

NO, NO!

HE COMMANDS AN ARMY OF WORSHIPERS.

YOU ARE A PHARAOH, THEN?

AND THESE -- ARE THEY YOUR FOLLOWERS, AS WELL?

YES.

THEY WERE CAPTURED BY THOSE WHO SERVE YOUR --

YOUR HATED BROTHER.

LET US JOIN YOUR STRUGGLE.

WE SHALL CRUSH YOUR BROTHER AND HIS ALLIES.

YES.

I WOULD FIND THIS PLEASING.

BUT FIRST YOU MUST DEMONSTRATE YOUR LOYALTY.

KNEEL BEFORE SET,

LORD OF EVIL AND DARKNESS!

WE, UH, SEEM TO BE HEADED STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN.

ALPINE, I WANT TO GO HOME!

GO AHEAD, IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.

WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN NOW?

A TRIAL OF SOME KIND

TO ASCERTAIN WHETHER OUR SOULS ARE DESERVING OF --

[ GASPS ]

I AM MAAT, GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSAL LAW,

AND THIS IS MY FATHER, AMEN-RA, ELDEST OF THE GODS.

IT IS WE WHO SHALL JUDGE YOU.

UM, HOW? WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?

SURVIVE.

AND IF YOUR HEARTS ARE WORTHY, YOU SHALL.

THE MIGHTY ONE -- THE FIERCEST OF HIS DAUGHTERS!

COME AGAIN?

SEKHMET THE DESTROYER!

Alpine: I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE.

AAH!

ALPINE!

AAH!

NO! NO!

OH, NO! NO!

UGH!

STOP! THE TRIAL IS ENDED.

DUKE. THANK HEAVENS.

YEAH. THAT'S ACCURATE.

AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEBODY, LADY?

Bazooka: NICE BIRDIE.

Alpine: SO WHAT'S THE VERDICT, SISTER?

DID OUR HEARTS MAKE WEIGHT?

EACH OF YOU RISKED YOUR SAFETY

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FRIENDS.

WE JUDGE YOU WORTHY.

MY KNEES ACHE.

WHEN WILL OUR LOYALTY BE PROVEN?

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOURSELVES

TO BE TRUE WORSHIPERS OF THE SERPENT.

YES, I WOULD SAY SO.

HAVE YOU A PLAN TO ATTACK OSIRIS?

YES. GIVE US THIS TOMB'S TREASURE.

WE WILL AMASS AN ARMY TO OBLITERATE YOUR BROTHER

AND HIS FOLLOWERS!

IT SHALL BE DONE.

RADIO THE RATTLER SQUADRON!

WE NEED HELP TO MOVE ALL THIS!

THE MORTALS HAVE RETURNED FROM JUDGMENT.

IT IS TIME FOR THEIR FINAL CROSSING

INTO THE REALM OF SOULS.

UH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK THIS TO YOU,

BUT WE'RE ALIVE.

JUST SHIP US BACK UPSTAIRS, OKAY?

THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE.

WHEN YOU CHOSE TO ENTER THIS CHAMBER,

YOU LEFT THE LAND OF THE LIVING BEHIND.

ANUBIS WILL FERRY YOU ACROSS THE RIVER OF THE DEAD.

GO, AND MAY YOU KNOW PEACE FOR ALL YOUR DAYS.

WELL, MAYBE WE CAN JUMP SHIP.

COME ON.

Cobra Commander: WHICH WAY?

I CAN GO NO FURTHER.

BUT THIS PATH LEADS BACK TO THE WORLD OF MORTALS.

I AWAIT YOUR RETURN.

OH, YES. WE'LL BE BACK VERY SOON!

SOONER THAN YOU IMAGINE,

YOU POOR, DOOMED FOOL.

QUICKLY -- TO THE PLANES!

[ THUNDER CRASHING ]

WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

NO! MY TREASURE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

THE TREASURE, OSIRIS!

SOMEONE'S TAMPERED WITH THE TREASURE!

Lady Jaye: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT THE TREASURE?

WHILE IT REMAINS IN PLACE,

OSIRIS IS RULER OF THIS REALM.

BUT IF A SINGLE JEWEL IS REMOVED FROM THE TOMB,

HIS KINGDOM FALLS,

AND SET'S WRATH IS UNLEASHED UPON THE GODS AND THE EARTH!

WE KNOW WHO DID IT.

WE CAN HELP, IF YOU CAN GET US TO THE SURFACE.

Baroness: I TELL YOU -- WE'VE BEEN TRICKED!

WE MUST RETURN WHAT'S LEFT OF THE TREASURE!

Cobra Commander: DON'T BE STUPID!

IT'S A SUDDEN STORM, NOT THE END OF THE -- AAAAH!

[ ROARS ]

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

Duke: BRING IT DOWN!

FIRE!

NO!

NICE CATCH!

TAKE HER DOWN, DOGFACE!

UH, ARMY TALK -- TERM OF ENDEARMENT.

-AAH! -AAH! -AAH!

[ ANUBIS LAUGHING ]

Bazooka: HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE, YOU KNOW.

PERHAPS ANUBIS REALIZED

IT WASN'T OUR TIME TO MAKE THE JOURNEY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

PERSONALLY, I THINK HE TOOK OFFENSE AT "DOGFACE."

YEAH? WELL, TOUGH.

BOW-WOW.