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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Lady Jaye: ACCORDING TO THE MAP,

WE SHOULD BE ENTERING A MOUNTAIN PASTURE PRETTY SOON.

THERE IT IS.

OH, MAN! WILL YOU LOOK AT IT?!

AT WHAT? ALL I SEE IS SNOW.

AW, DON'T YOU HAVE EYES?

LOOK AT THOSE TALL PINES, THOSE -- THOSE RUGGED PEAKS!

MAKES ME HOMESICK.

WHERE YOU FROM, BAZOOKA?

SOUTH FLORIDA.

NO, ALPINE -- MINNESOTA.

WELL, I HATE THE COLD.

GIVE ME A HOT, STEAMY JUNGLE ANYTIME.

[ LAUGHS ] COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT.

NOTHING'S GONNA SPOIL MY DAY NOW.

TARGET SIGHTED.

PREPARE TO FIRE ON MY COMMAND.

WAIT...

WAIT...

WAIT...

WAIT...

NOW! FIRE!

HANG ON! I'M GONNA RAM IT!

YO, RECONDO, HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW, WISE GUYS?

BAZOOKA, TAKE OUT THAT ROADBLOCK!

YOU WAITING TILL YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT MOOD?

I'M IN THE MOOD.

THEN NAIL THOSE CREEPS!

OH, OKAY.

GROUND UNIT TO AIR ONE.

Travelers have declined our hospitality.

HOW RUDE.

WE MUST SEND THEM ANOTHER INVITATION.

Flint: WE'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET.

YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

COBRA WANTS THIS NEW PLANE'S FUSION ENGINE

AS BADLY AS WE WANT TO KEEP IT.

THERE THEY ARE.

DISABLE THE TRUCK, BUT DO NOT DESTROY ITS CARGO.

COBRA!

SNAKES AT 10:00!

Boy: HEY, MOM, IS THAT THUNDER?

IS IT GONNA STORM?

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE WEATHERMAN SAID.

ANYWAY, FIRST KID TO WASH UP GETS A COOKIE.

OH, BOY!

COOKIES, YAY!

BEAT YA.

[ GIGGLES ]

WELL, FELLA, THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

F.A.N.G.s, ATTACK FROM THREE SIDES.

SPLIT THEIR FIRE!

MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER SHOOTS BETTER THAN THESE COBRAS,

AND SHE DIED IN 1957!

THEY'RE MISSING ON PURPOSE!

FLINT, GET US IN CLOSE ENOUGH FOR A GOOD SHOT!

CAN AND WILL DO.

NOW!

WOW!

MOM, COME QUICK!

IF COBRA CANNOT HAVE THE NEW FIGHTER

AND ITS FUSION ENGINE,

NO ONE WILL!

DESTROY THEM!

COBRA!

DON'T FIRE TILL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR FANGS!

GEE, MOM, LOOK AT THAT! NEAT, HUH?

[ LASER FIRE ]

OH, MY.

NO. NO. NO!

GOOD LORD. FLINT, THAT CABIN!

THEY'VE OUTLASTED MY AMMO.

ENJOY THIS SMALL VICTORY, G.I. JOE,

BECAUSE COBRA SHALL WIN THE WAR!

WHERE'S SALLY? WHERE'S MY SISTER?

-TAKE CARE OF HIM. -RIGHT.

[ CRYING ]

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY!

ABOUT WHAT, SWEETHEART?

I WAS EATING ALL THE COOKIES.

Man: MR. FAIRMONT? CHARLES FAIRMONT?

YES?

COME WITH US, PLEASE. THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.

WHERE'S MY FAMILY?

THEY'RE OKAY.

-ARE YOU A DOCTOR, SOLDIER BOY? -UH, NO, BUT --

THEN BUTT OUT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE IN CHARGE.

MR. FAIRMONT, I'M THE DOCTOR IN CHARGE.

TALK TO ME -- HOW ARE THEY?

YOUR WIFE SUSTAINED A MILD CONCUSSION,

YOUR SON MOSTLY SCRATCHES AND BRUISES.

YOUR DAUGHTER SUFFERED SOME SMOKE INHALATION,

BUT SHE'S DOING WELL.

IF SHE HADN'T BEEN RESCUED SO QUICKLY --

HOLD IT. WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT WAS THIS?

Lady Jaye: OUR CONVOY WAS ATTACKED BY A TERRORIST GROUP CALLED COBRA.

ONE OF THEIR AIRCRAFT CRASHED NEAR YOUR HOUSE

AND SET IT ON FIRE.

WE SAVED YOUR FAMILY,

BUT YOUR HOME BURNED TO THE GROUND.

WE'RE VERY SORRY.

YOU BRING A WAR TO MY DOOR,

INVOLVE MY FAMILY,

CAUSE THE DESTRUCTION OF MY HOME AND EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR,

AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS YOU'RE SORRY?

COBRA ENDANGERED YOUR FAMILY.

G.I. JOE EXISTS TO PROTECT CIVILIANS.

SKIP THE LECTURE, SOLDIER BOY.

WHO DO I SEE ABOUT EVENING THINGS UP?

THAT'S OUR JOB. LET US HANDLE COBRA.

YOU GLORY HOUNDS, I WOULDN'T LET YOU SHINE MY SHOES.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY FAMILY, DOC.

I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE.

YES, SIR, MAY I HELP YOU?

DIRECT ME TO THE COMPUTER CENTER.

I HAVE URGENT BUSINESS.

IT'S ON THE FIRST FLOOR, SIR.

BUT I'LL NEED CLEARANCE FROM THE INSIDE.

[ GROANS ]

SORRY, SOLDIER. NOTHING PERSONAL.

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON TELEVISION ]

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE --

NONE OF THE FAIRMONTS WERE SERIOUSLY HURT.

LOOK, THAT DOESN'T MAKE US ANY LESS RESPONSIBLE.

Man: YES, YOU AND YOUR DATE HAVE WON

AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID DREAM VACATION TO THE EVERGLADES.

UGH!

CARE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?

LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT COBRA.

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO, JUST WALTZ IN ON THEM AND...

AND EVEN THE SCORE,

WHILE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIENDS LOUNGE AROUND YOUR CLUBHOUSE.

MR. FAIRMONT, I SHARE YOUR PAIN.

MY JAVELIN BROUGHT THAT PLANE DOWN ON YOUR HOME.

BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR ANYONE

CAN DO AGAINST COBRA ALONE.

THEN HELP ME.

LADY, YOU OWE ME.

Polly: [ SQUAWKS ] COME ON, SWABBY!

FIND A SHOW! FIND A SHOW!

AH, GO FRY YOUR FEATHERS, YOU LOUDMOUTH BIRD.

[ SQUAWKING ]

I'M ACCESSING TOP-SECRET DATA, SO STAY PUT.

OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING -- A COBRA MUNITIONS DEPOT

ON AN ISLAND NORTHWEST OF SAN FRANCISCO.

IT'S NOT MUCH.

IT'LL DO, AS LONG AS WE INFLICT SOME DAMAGE ON THOSE CREEPS.

Shh. If I'm lucky, I'll only get court-martialed for this.

[ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET. I KNOW A SECRET.

WE'RE NEARING OUR DESTINATION.

REMEMBER OUR AGREEMENT -- YOU DO...

...EXACTLY AS YOU SAY.

NO PROBLEM, JUST AS LONG AS I GET TO PUSH THE PLUNGER.

WERE YOU EXPECTING COMPANY?

MR. FAIRMONT, SAY HELLO TO COBRA.

NOW SAY GOODBYE.

SHOULDN'T WE EJECT?

NOT YET.

I THINK I CAN LAND, IF THE TAIL HOLDS TOGETHER.

WELL, HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN GONE?

BREAKER, ANYTHING?

NOT A PEEP.

IF LADY JAYE TOOK THE MISSING SkyStriker,

SHE'S NOT YAKKING ABOUT IT.

AND NO ONE SAW WHERE SHE --

[ SQUAWKS ] I KNOW A SECRET! I KNOW A SECRET!

ALL RIGHT, SPILL IT.

[ SQUAWKS ] NO WAY, JOSE. NO WAY.

UH, ROADBLOCK,

YOU STILL GOT THAT RECIPE FOR PARROT UNDER GLASS?

YEAH. AND IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

[ SQUAWKING ]

I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!

IF YOU CAN BREATHE EASILY, STRAP IN TIGHTER.

I'M GONNA TRY TO --

WE'VE LOST BOTH ENGINES!

I'M GOING TO TRY TO GLIDE HER IN!

[ PANTING ]

YOU [COUGHS] SAVED MY LIFE.

ALL IN THE LINE OF DUTY FOR US "GLORY HOUNDS."

FEEL LIKE SOME EXERCISE?

[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]

DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

NO.

Cobra Commander: TESTING THE POWER DESTROYER

ON A CAPTURED G.I. JOE SkyStriker

WAS A BRILLIANT STROKE, DR. FILMOSS.

I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT, COBRA COMMANDER.

I ORDERED THREE RATTLERS FOR TARGET PRAC--

THEN G.I. JOE HAS DISCOVERED OUR EXPERIMENTS HERE.

MAJOR BLUDD, SEARCH THE BEACH FOR SURVIVORS!

[ PANTING ]

UGH!

WHEW!

THIS IS WORSE THAN BASIC TRAINING.

HEY, YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU LOT,

FAN OUT AND LOOK FOR ANY SIGNS OF SURVIVORS!

MR. FAIRMONT, IT'S TIME I LEVELED WITH YOU.

THIS ISN'T WHAT I EXPECTED.

I ASKED THE COMPUTER FOR AN ABANDONED COBRA BASE,

A SAFE TARGET.

BUT COBRA'S OBVIOUSLY TESTING A DANGEROUS NEW WEAPON HERE.

SO?

WE'VE GOT TO HIDE YOU

WHILE I TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HEADQUARTERS.

LOOK, I'VE GOT BUSINESS HERE.

I KNEW THE RISKS GOING IN. NOTHING'S CHANGED.

EXCEPT THE ODDS. NOW MOVE.

FOOTPRINTS, SIR.

SPLENDID. LET'S SEE WHERE THEY LEAD.

STAY PUT. YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.

UGH!

NOW, NOW. NO NEED TO DASH OFF.

WE'VE GOT LOVELY ACCOMMODATIONS FOR YOU.

STOP HER!

SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS?

THE QUIET SORT, ARE YOU?

WELL, COBRA COMMANDER WILL LOOSEN YOUR TONGUE.

EXCELLENT, MAJOR BLUDD.

SO, MY DEAR, WHEN MAY I EXPECT YOUR COMRADES TO ARRIVE?

I'M ALONE.

YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT!

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.

IS THAT WHAT SHOT MY SkyStriker DOWN?

YES.

IT NEUTRALIZES ANY POWER SOURCE HIT BY ITS EBONY RAY.

MAJOR, TAKE HER AWAY.

YOU MAY USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY TO MAKE HER TALK.

RIGHT NICE OF YOU, COMMANDER.

TELL THEM TO DROP THEIR WEAPONS -- NOW!

DO AS SHE SAYS!

A MOST TIMELY ENTRANCE, DR. FILMOSS.

TAKE HER TO THE INTERROGATION CHAMBER.

SHE WILL SEE THE FOLLY OF HER STUBBORNNESS,

OR SHE WILL BE DESTROYED.

OOH.

I TOLD YOU, I'M THE ONLY JOE ON THE ISLAND.

WHEN DOES G.I. JOE PLAN TO ATTACK?

THEY HAVE NO PLANS TO ATTACK.

LIAR!

WHY WOULD I LIE?

I WANT HER BROKEN.

INCREASE THE POWER OF THE TIARA.

I MUST READY THE POWER DESTROYER FOR ITS FINAL TEST.

TALK TO OL' MAJOR BLUDD, SWEETS.

SPARE YOURSELF A NASTY HEADACHE.

Charles: SPEAKING OF HEADACHES.

RELAX. IT'S ME -- CHARLIE.

CHARLIE.

WHO'S THE GUY IN THE ALUMINUM SKI MASK?

OUR HOST, COBRA COMMANDER.

I WANT HIM.

SO DO I, BUT WE DO IT MY WAY.

FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH AS MANY GRENADES AS POSSIBLE.

I'LL ARRANGE A LITTLE DIVERSION.

READY FOR THE FINAL TEST, DOCTOR?

THERE IS NO TIME FOR A TEST.

OUR RADAR INDICATES NUMEROUS AIRCRAFT ON A DIRECT APPROACH.

THE JOES! SO BE IT.

WE WILL TRY THE DEVICE IN ACTUAL COMBAT.

INTO THE CONTROL ROOM -- HURRY!

[ BEEP ]

THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE ABOUT TO BE RESCUED.

THE BAD NEWS IS...

G.I. JOE'S THE TARGET FOR THAT COBRA CANNON.

LET'S TURN IT OFF.

THE TARGETING COMPUTER IS LOCKED IN,

AND THE CLOCK IS RUNNING.

COMPUTERS ARE MY BUSINESS.

THAT'S HOW I GOT PAST YOUR PUSH-BUTTON LOCK.

FOOLS, BLOW THAT DOOR DOWN!

I WONDER WHY THEY STOPPED.

HIT THE DECK!

WE CAN'T STOP THE COUNTDOWN.

TARGET DEAD AHEAD.

PREPARE TO ATTACK.

LOOK, UP TOP.

A MANUAL STEERING TURRET.

HOW DO WE GET UP THERE?

THATAWAY!

CHECK THAT OUT.

COBRA MUST BE HAVING ONE BAD BARBECUE.

QUESTION IS, WHO'S GETTING COOKED?

IT BEGINS!

YOUR WEAPON WILL RID ME OF G.I. JOE FOREVER!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I BLEW IT! IT'S GOING TO FIRE!

THROW THE LAST GRENADE, QUICK!

SORRY, THIS ONE'S RESERVED FOR COBRA COMMANDER.

CHARLIE, THE JOES ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME,

AND THEY'RE FLYING INTO A DEATHTRAP.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SO, THEY COULD NOT STOP THE COUNTDOWN?!

FOOL! YAH!

HEY, SNAKE FACE!

WAIT UP!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

YO, JOE!

YOU'VE GOT SOME NICE MOVES, LADY.

MY CREATION! YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT!

I'LL -- I'LL MAKE YOU --

TAKE A NAP, DOC.

UGH!

AH!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I'VE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

UNH-UNH. NOT TILL I EVEN THE SCORE WITH COBRA COMMANDER.

NO SIGN OF LADY JAYE?

WE CAN'T GET INSIDE.

NOW WE CAN.

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

THAT WAY.

GREAT.

DID HE TAKE DOOR NUMBER ONE, DOOR NUMBER TWO, OR --

Flint: LADY JAYE!

WELL, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WERE TILL A LITTLE BIRD TOLD US.

Charles: ANOTHER STEP, AND YOU'RE FRIED SNAKE MEAT.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

WHO ARE YOU?

JUST AN ORDINARY GUY WHOSE WIFE AND KIDS

NEARLY BIT THE BULLET 'CAUSE OF YOU.

YES, YOU ARE ORDINARY -- AN ORDINARY COWARD,

SO BOLD AND RIGHTEOUS AGAINST AN UNARMED MAN!

OKAY!

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW, YOU ORDINARY FOOL --

Flint: DROP THE BLASTER, TINHEAD!

NO!

YOU DROP YOUR WEAPONS,

OR I TURN YOUR FRIEND INTO TOAST!

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! SHOOT!

STOP! YOU KNOW I NEVER BLUFF, FLINT.

FORGET ME, SOLDIER BOY! DROP THIS CREEP!

HAVE A NICE DAY, FLINT.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

WHY DID YOU LET THAT MANIAC GO?

BECAUSE OUR JOB IS SAVING LIVES,

NOT HELPING GOOD MEN THROW THEIRS AWAY.

BUT, HONEY, WHY'D YOU RISK YOUR LIFE THAT WAY?

NONE OF US WAS BADLY HURT.

YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN. I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

ANYWAY, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.

I HOPE ALL THIS HAS TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING, CHARLIE.

FROM NOW ON, LET US HANDLE COBRA?

SURE...FOR NOW.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?