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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ BELL TOLLING ]
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Man: THE BRITISH MUSEUM
IS NOW CLOSED.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR VISIT.
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[ BEEP ]
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STOP IN YOUR TRACKS!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
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HALT OR WE'LL FIRE!
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Reporter:
AND IN TODAY'S LEAD STORY,
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SCOTLAND YARD PONDERS
LAST NIGHT'S CURIOUS THEFT
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AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.
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STOLEN WAS
AN ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TABLET
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DATING BACK TO THE OLD KINGDOM.
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THE CLEVER THIEF, WHO DISGUISED
HIMSELF AS A MUMMY,
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REMAINS AT LARGE, HIS IDENTITY
AS MYSTERIOUS AS HIS MOTIVE.
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WHY WOULD A THIEF
PASS UP VALUABLE JEWELS
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TO STEAL AN ARTIFACT OF WORTH
ONLY TO SCHOLARS?
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[ RADIO CLICKS OFF ]
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MAYBE HE WAS A SCHOLAR.
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WHAT THE --
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Firefly:
I HAVE PROVIDED DARKNESS
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FOR YOUR SAKE, NOT MINE.
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TO KNOW MY IDENTITY
IS TO ENSURE YOUR DOOM.
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W-W-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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QUIET!
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UGH, DISGUSTING!
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IT WAS RECENTLY REPORTED
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THAT YOU'VE DISCOVERED
A SPECIMEN
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OF THE RARE JACKAL'S BANE ROOT
UNDER THE ICE.
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WE'LL TAKE YOU TO IT.
JUST LAY OFF WITH THE PISTOL.
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REMEMBER,
KEEP YOUR EYES FROM MY FACE.
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IF I EVEN SUSPECT
YOU HAVE SEEN ME...
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[ CLICKS ]
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[ ALARM BLARES ]
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FLINT, SOUNDS LIKE
WE'VE GOT A COVERT S.O.S.
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FROM ANTARCTICA BASE.
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DEPLOY SNOW JOB AND FROSTBITE.
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THE JACKAL'S BANE SPECIMEN
WAS FOUND DOWN HERE,
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BUT THE AREA
HAS FROZEN OVER SINCE THEN.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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Snow Job: SURRENDER NOW!
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[ GUNSHOTS ]
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SNOW JOB TO FROSTBITE,
HE LOST ME!
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NOT ME!
I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE IS.
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WHOEVER HE WAS, HE'S ON ICE NOW.
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A TRUBBLE BUBBLE?
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AFFIRMATIVE!
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IT'S COBRA AGAIN!
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THAT SNAKE JUST GOT AWAY
IN A SUBMARINE!
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Man:
YEARS OF RESEARCH RUINED!
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WELL, AT LEAST HE MISSED
THE COFFEE POT.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS?
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WE'RE POLAR TROOPS!
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WE HAD A DRAGONFLY
AND A SNOW CAT,
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AND ONE LONE COBRA CREEP
GOT AWAY FROM US.
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WELL, NOT CLEAN AWAY.
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WHILE HE WAS USING OUR LAB
AS A SHOOTING RANGE,
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HE HIT THIS CANISTER
OF MARKING DYE.
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WHAT'S IT FOR?
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IT'S A MILDLY
RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE
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WE USE FOR TRACKING
WHALE AND PENGUIN MIGRATION.
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[ BEEPING ]
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WHICH ONE OF COBRA'S SNAKES
COULD IT HAVE BEEN?
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THAT'S EASY -- FIREFLY.
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NONE OF THE OTHERS WOULD HAVE
TAKEN SUCH GREAT PAINS
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TO CONCEAL HIS IDENTITY.
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AREN'T WE CLEVER?
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THEN TELL ME THIS --
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WHY DID COBRA
WANT THE JACKAL'S BANE?
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THAT'S NOT SO EASY.
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FLINT, I'VE GOT A FIX
ON THE SUB.
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IT'S HEADED FOR MADAGASCAR.
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BUT I THINK I KNOW
WHERE TO FIND OUT.
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MADAGASCAR.
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I'D BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT
THEY'RE HIDING IN PIRATE'S COVE.
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IT'S BEEN A SMUGGLER'S HIDEOUT
FOR CENTURIES.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT HIDEOUTS?
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[ SQUAWKS ]
SHIPWRECK'S A CROOK!
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A CROOK!
[ WHISTLES ]
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MIX TWO PARTS JACKAL'S BANE
WITH CRUSHED SWAMP MOSS.
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Cobra Commander:
GREETINGS, FIREFLY.
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DO NOT USE MY NAME.
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DO YOU HAVE THE JACKAL'S BANE?
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RIGHT HERE.
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I EXPECT PAYMENT
IN MY SWISS ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY.
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[ CLICKING ]
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WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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THE GEIGER COUNTER, COMMANDER.
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HE'S BROUGHT IN SOMETHING
RADIOACTIVE.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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[ CLICKING ]
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IT'S TRACKING PAINT.
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YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED!
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CLEAR THE LAB IMMEDIATELY!
PREPARE FOR ATTACK!
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WE'RE ALMOST HOME FREE!
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THEY'RE GONNA BLOW THIS PLACE!
COME ON!
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THE STOLEN TABLET.
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SO THE BRITISH MUSEUM THEFT
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IS CONNECTED
TO THE JACKAL'S BANE.
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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LET ME SHOW YOU
THE QUICKEST EXIT.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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[ GASPING ]
FLINT, WHERE ARE YOU?
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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I CAN'T SWIM AND HOLD THIS THING
AT THE SAME TIME!
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TRY. I NEED TIME
TO TRANSLATE IT.
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"FOR THE WOMAN
IN NEED OF LOVE,
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"THE POTION WILL STING
AT THE MAN'S HEART
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LIKE A COBRA STINGS."
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WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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SORRY.
IT WAS EITHER THE TABLET OR ME.
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MUST HAVE BEEN A TOUGH CHOICE.
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IT WAS THE FORMULA
FOR A LOVE POTION.
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ONE WHIFF
AND A MAN WOULD FALL IN LOVE
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WITH THE WOMAN WHO WORE IT.
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YOU'RE KIDDING!
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I'D LIKE TO HAVE
SOME OF THAT STUFF.
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YOU DON'T NEED IT.
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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TURN OFF THE CHARM, FLINT.
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YOU'RE LIABLE TO ATTRACT
A WHALE.
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[ LAUGHS ] VERY FUNNY.
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THE QUESTION IS, WHO DOES COBRA
WANT TO ATTRACT TO WHOM?
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I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING
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THE BARONESS
IS INVOLVED IN THIS.
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Destro: WE LOST THAT TABLET
DUE TO FIREFLY'S INCOMPETENCE!
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Cobra Commander:
WHO CARES ABOUT THE TABLET?
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WE HAVE EAU DE COBRA,
AND WITH IT,
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NO MAN ALIVE WILL BE ABLE TO
RESIST THE BARONESS.
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Breaker: SHORT FUZE,
I'M PATCHING FLINT INTO YOU.
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HE HAS SOME QUESTIONS.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
-YEAH? PUT HIM THROUGH.
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SHORT-FUZE,
I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAIN.
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Yeah?
What do you want to blow up?
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WHO'S THE WEALTHIEST BACHELOR
IN THE WORLD?
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OH, I'D KNOW THAT.
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THE SHIPPING TYCOON --
SOCRATES AIRTES.
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HEY, HE'S EVEN LOOKING
FOR A WIFE.
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HAVING A PARTY ON HIS YACHT
THIS WEEKEND.
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[ Dial tone ]
-FLINT? HELLO?
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WELL, NOW WE CAN GUESS
WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
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SURE.
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AIRTES FALLS IN LOVE
WITH THE BARONESS,
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AND COBRA GETS CONTROL
OF THE LARGEST SHIPPING
FLEET IN THE WORLD.
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Mr. Airtes:
SO GOOD TO MEET YOU, DUCHESS.
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Woman: AND YOU, MR. AIRTES.
YOUR YACHT IS SIMPLY DIVINE.
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[ GRUNTS ] THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I COME TO A PARTY UNINVITED.
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COME ON. IN THERE.
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AFTER YOU, MY DEAR.
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WHY, THANK YOU, FLINT.
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MY PLEASURE, LADY JAYE.
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DEEP SIX, WE ARE ON THE YACHT.
WAIT BELOW, JUST IN CASE.
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DEEP SIX: You got it, Flint.
Better down here than up there.
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GOOD EVENING, MR. AIRTES.
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LOVELY TO MEET YOU.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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REALLY LOVELY.
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SHALL WE DANCE?
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HOW CAN I REFUSE?
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Cobra Commander: IT SEEMS THAT
BARONESS IS DOING QUITE WELL.
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AIRTES LOOKS ENRAPTURED.
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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
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OOH, DESTRO.
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WE ARE TOUCHY TONIGHT.
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AND WITH GOOD REASON.
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TWO OF THE JOES
HAVE INFILTRATED THE SHIP.
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-WHAT?!
-[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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COBRA UNDERCOVER, TWO JOE AGENTS
ON THE PROMENADE-DECK WALKWAY.
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DISPOSE OF THEM!
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NOW THAT WE'RE HERE,
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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SIMPLE -- GET THE PERFUME
FROM THE BARONESS.
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AND HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT?
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THAT'S...MORE COMPLICATED.
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COBRA!
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Lady Jaye:
HAVE A NICE TRIP.
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WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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IS MY HAIR OKAY?
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EVEN COBRA
CAN'T RUIN YOUR LOOKS.
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MORONS!
I HAVE MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
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I FEEL AS IF A VOID
HAS BEEN FILLED IN MY LIFE.
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BARONESS, WILL YOU...
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PARDON ME.
MIND IF I CUT IN?
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[ GASPS ]
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I GUESS NOT.
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DARLING, IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
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Destro: THIS MISSION IS TAKING
A MOST DISASTROUS TURN.
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YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE BARONESS.
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OR PERHAPS YOU FEAR
FLINT'S CHARMS.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
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HOWEVER, I DO WISH TO MONITOR
THIS MISSION FIRSTHAND.
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YOU'LL STAY HERE!
YOU WILL ONLY HINDER OUR AGENT!
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DO NOT TRY TO STOP ME.
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ENJOY THE DANCE, BARONESS,
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BECAUSE AFTERWARDS, YOU WILL
BE EXPOSED FOR WHAT YOU ARE.
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NO, FLINT.
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YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
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FOR EVEN YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE
TO EAU DE COBRA.
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DON'T I...
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LOOK DIFFERENT TO YOU NOW?
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO FAIL
AT MY MISSION, WOULD YOU?
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I WANT WHATEVER
WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIEST.
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HELLO, MR. AIRTES.
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I'VE LOOKED FORWARD
TO MEETING YOU.
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DO SOMETHING FOR ME, FLINT.
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ANYTHING, DARLING.
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00:13:58,478 --> 00:14:02,260
DISPOSE OF THAT PESTY WOMAN
WHO ARRIVED WITH YOU.
232
00:14:02,347 --> 00:14:03,217
OF COURSE.
233
00:14:03,304 --> 00:14:05,695
HELLO?
EARTH TO MR. AIRTES.
234
00:14:05,782 --> 00:14:07,434
COME IN, SOCRATES.
235
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:13,086
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE
WHAT IS MINE,
236
00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:15,608
YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY MISTAKEN!
237
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:17,695
BUZZ OFF, TIN FACE.
238
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:25,521
[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
239
00:14:28,173 --> 00:14:30,478
[ GRUNTING ]
240
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:45,217
THIS HAS BEEN
YOUR LAST MISSION, JOE!
241
00:14:45,304 --> 00:14:47,173
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
242
00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:12,391
YOUR MISSION AND YOUR LIFE
END HERE AND NOW, FOOL!
243
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:19,347
RAAAAH!
244
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:22,260
[ CLANG! ]
245
00:15:24,869 --> 00:15:27,217
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
246
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:29,869
I BELIEVE TWO MEN
ARE FIGHTING, SIR.
247
00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:32,478
ISN'T IT PART
OF THE ENTERTAINMENT?
248
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,304
CERTAINLY NOT.
HAVE THEM EJECTED.
249
00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:36,608
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
250
00:15:49,565 --> 00:15:52,652
YO-O-O-O!
251
00:15:52,739 --> 00:15:54,782
[ LAUGHING ]
252
00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:57,347
DESTRO, YOU FOOL!
253
00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,347
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
254
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:04,043
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
255
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,434
I HAVE NEVER BEFORE LEFT A PARTY
256
00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,913
IN SUCH A DISGRACEFUL
MANNER.
257
00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,173
NEITHER HAVE I.
258
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,260
I FEEL KIND OF FOOLISH...
259
00:16:16,347 --> 00:16:18,217
ABOUT THE BARONESS.
260
00:16:18,304 --> 00:16:20,217
SHE'S YOURS IF YOU WANT HER.
261
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,260
I THINK NOT.
262
00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,913
THAT WOMAN
IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
263
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,956
WE WILL TAKE UP THIS MATTER
LATER, DESTRO DARLING!
264
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:34,739
OH! SUCH EXCITEMENT.
265
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:37,173
I MUST LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE.
266
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,043
UH, COME TO MY CABIN.
267
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,652
WE CAN BE ALONE.
268
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:42,521
LET ME HOLD YOUR PURSE.
269
00:16:42,608 --> 00:16:43,869
GIVE THAT BACK!
270
00:16:43,956 --> 00:16:46,869
OKAY.
I JUST WANTED TO HELP OUT.
271
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:50,739
SOCRATES, WHY DON'T WE DANCE
WHILE THE BARONESS RESTS?
272
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:52,478
NO, I WILL ESCORT HER.
273
00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:54,043
[ SNIFFS ]
274
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,478
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
275
00:16:55,565 --> 00:16:59,130
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST
TO LET HER REST QUIETLY.
276
00:17:00,173 --> 00:17:02,130
EXCUSE ME.
277
00:17:02,217 --> 00:17:05,217
IT'S SOMETHING IN THE PERFUME.
I'M SURE OF IT.
278
00:17:05,304 --> 00:17:06,565
LET'S GET IT!
279
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:15,043
OH!
280
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,826
OH!
281
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,739
INCOMPETENCE!
282
00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:22,695
MY PLAN IS GOING UP IN SMOKE!
283
00:17:22,782 --> 00:17:24,347
[ BEEPS ]
-BARONESS!
284
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,956
Scrub your mission.
Bring the perfume to me.
285
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,478
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
286
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:38,739
CHOOSE ME, MR. AIRTES.
287
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:41,000
CAN'T YOU SEE
I LOVE YOU MADLY?
288
00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:44,608
SOCRATES, YOUR FORTUNE AND I
WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
289
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:56,000
COMMANDER, THE PERFUME
HAS FALLEN OVERBOARD.
290
00:17:56,086 --> 00:17:57,652
SEND DIVERS.
291
00:17:57,739 --> 00:18:01,304
LADY JAYE TO DEEP SIX.
THE PERFUME'S HEADED YOUR WAY.
292
00:18:01,391 --> 00:18:02,478
Intercept it.
293
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,782
DEEP SIX: Will do.
294
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:07,695
[ BEEPING ]
295
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,956
THERE IT IS.
296
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:22,652
I'm under fire.
I'm gonna need reinforcements.
297
00:18:22,739 --> 00:18:24,478
Man:
WE HEAR YOU, DEEP SIX.
298
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:34,086
Woman: WE COULD MAKE
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER.
299
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:36,478
DON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHERS.
I LOVE YOU!
300
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:40,478
BUT, AIRTES, MY DEAR,
YOU KNOW MY FEELINGS.
301
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:51,652
THROW ME A ROPE, COMMANDER!
302
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,869
WHY SHOULD I, DESTRO?
303
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:57,043
YOUR JEALOUSY JEOPARDIZED
OUR MISSION!
304
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,347
IF YOU CARE TO REMAIN AFLOAT,
305
00:19:00,434 --> 00:19:04,173
YOU WILL THROW A ROPE
IMMEDIATELY!
306
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,739
OF COURSE, DESTRO!
307
00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:08,652
WELCOME ABOARD!
308
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:17,608
TOOK A DIRECT HIT!
I'M PUNCHING OUT!
309
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:24,130
MAN: The perfume is
within our grasp, Commander.
310
00:19:25,782 --> 00:19:27,304
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
311
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,739
THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET
THE PERFUME,
312
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,478
AND THEY'VE GOT US DANCING.
313
00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,043
I READ YOU.
314
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,826
I'VE GOT IT, GUYS.
315
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,652
DEEP SIX IS SWAMPED!
LET'S HELP HIM!
316
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:55,826
MY SUIT'S DAMAGED.
317
00:19:59,086 --> 00:20:00,826
I'M GOING UP.
318
00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:16,913
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
319
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:34,347
A CRAB?!
THEY LOST TO A CRAB!
320
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,391
[ LAUGHS ]
321
00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:41,347
A FITTING END
TO THIS ABSURD SCHEME.
322
00:20:41,434 --> 00:20:44,304
MEN WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!
323
00:20:47,652 --> 00:20:51,782
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.
324
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:54,478
[ SCREAMING ]
325
00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:57,956
SAVE YOUR WHINING
FOR THE JUDGE, BARONESS.
326
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:01,130
I'M A DUCHESS, NOT A BARONESS.
327
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:03,347
IF YOU'RE NOT, THEN WHERE...
328
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:05,304
THERE.
329
00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:07,869
[ LAUGHS ]
330
00:21:07,956 --> 00:21:10,956
ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!
331
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:23,652
IT COULD HAVE BEEN
WONDERFUL, FLINT!
332
00:21:23,739 --> 00:21:26,826
YOU'RE SURE
THAT PERFUME WORE OFF?
333
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:34,391
I THINK I SHALL REMAIN
A BACHELOR.
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