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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

DURING A STRUGGLE BETWEEN G.I. JOE AND COBRA,

AN ACCIDENT TRIGGERS AN EXPERIMENTAL WEAPON.

THE JOES ARE PLUNGED INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS,

AND WHEN THEY AWAKEN,

THE EXPLOSION HAS HURLED THEM INTO AN ALTERNATE REALITY

WHERE SOME THINGS ARE IDENTICAL TO OUR WORLD,

WHILE OTHERS,

LIKE THE DISEASE-BEARING INSECT THAT STINGS STEELER,

ARE VERY, VERY DIFFERENT.

WASHINGTON, D.C.

HAS BECOME THE CAPITAL OF AN EVIL EMPIRE.

FLINT, AIRTIGHT, AND BARBECUE ARE CAPTURED BY THE DREADNOKS

AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE,

AND LADY JAYE, CLUTCH, AND FOOTLOOSE

FACE DOOM IN THE SKIES,

AS WE BEGIN PART TWO OF "WORLDS WITHOUT END."

EVASIVE MANEUVERS!

GREAT SHOOTIN', LADY JAYE!

DON'T HAND OUT ANY MEDALS, CLUTCH,

TILL WE'RE SURE WE DESERVE 'EM.

UH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT RID OF THE FLYING SNAKES YET.

Cobra Soldier: ALL RIGHT. KEEP MOVIN'. KEEP MOVIN'!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

CHIEF ZARTAN WILL BE WANTIN' TO HAVE A LOOK

AT THESE BLEEDERS, EH, BUZZER?

SEEIN' HOW THEY'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.

COURSE WE MIGHT MAKE OURSELVES A BIT O' COIN

IF WE TOOK 'EM STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, WHO DO YOU FIGURE WOULD PAY MORE --

COBRA COMMANDER OR DESTRO?

AAH!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

BLIMEY. THEY'RE GETTIN' AWAY!

[ PANTING ]

CAN'T GO...

FIGHT COBRA.

AAH.

WE FIGHT THEM. THEY FIGHT --

AAH. HOPELESS! HOPELESS!

NO POINT.

NEITHER SIDE WILL EVER WIN.

GOT TO QUIT G.I. JOE.

Grunt: STEELER? HEY, STEELER!

YOU MUST BE SICK, OUT OF YOUR HEAD, OLD BUDDY,

TO GO RUNNIN' OFF LIKE THAT.

NO! AAH!

[ SCREAMING ]

COME BACK HERE!

Leila: THE ONE YOU CALL STEELER IS DELIRIOUS WITH FEVER.

SYMPTOMS WOULD INDICATE

STRAIN "D" BACTERIAL INFECTION, MISTRESS.

THEN HE WAS BITTEN, NO DOUBT,

BY ONE OF THE MUTANT INSECTS

DESTRO BREEDS ON THE PROVING GROUNDS.

HE'LL NEED HELP. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, LEILA.

AS YOU COMMAND, BARONESS.

Zartan: YOU FOOLS!

AND THEN YOU CAPTURED THREE SURVIVORS OF THE JOE TEAM

AND ALLOWED THEM TO ESCAPE?

IT WEREN'T OUR FAULT, ZARTAN!

THEY HADN'T AN OUNCE OF RESPECT FOR THE LAW.

NEVER MIND. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THEY WON'T GET FAR. I'LL SEE TO THAT.

PATROL LEADER: Air patrol leader to Destro.

Destro: DESTRO HERE.

We've got the Joes right where you want 'em, sir.

COORDINATES, QUICKLY!

11 DEGREES NORTH BY 40 EAST.

Clutch: LADY JAYE, THAT GLOWIN' RED STUFF -- WHAT IS IT?

SOME KIND OF NETTING.

BUT IT'S MADE OF ENERGY.

BLAST THROUGH IT. LASER CANNONS.

NO GO, LADY. THEIR POWER'S BEEN DRAINED.

MINE TOO.

DESTRO: But of course!

WHY ELSE WOULD WE CALL THIS WEAPON THE PARASITE MATRIX?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

CLUTCH...

FOOTLOOSE, BAIL OUT!

CAN'T! WE'RE STUCK!

THEN SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT.

EVEN THE LASER PISTOLS?

DEAD AS THE CANNONS!

COBRA'S PUTTIN' THE SQUEEZE ON US!

WE'LL BE CRUSHED!

AAH!

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

FASTER, OR YOU'LL DO WITHOUT YOUR MORNING RATIONS!

THEY'VE TURNED THE WASHINGTON MALL

INTO A SLAVE-LABOR CAMP.

HECK OF A WAY TO SOLVE UNEMPLOYMENT.

HERE COMES OUR TICKET TO RIDE.

Airtight: DREADNOKS MAY BE COPS IN THIS WORLD,

BUT THEY'RE STILL STUPID.

I DON'T BELIEVE THEY LET US GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Cobra Soldier: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!

SURRENDER AT ONCE OR BE DESTROYED!

YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT.

THIS!

YO, JOE!

LOOK!

AAH!

INCOMING!

AAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

AIRTIGHT, BARBECUE, OVER HERE!

[ ALL GRUNTING ]

Cobra Soldier: THE PRISONERS

ARE IN INTERROGATION ROOM 12, YOUR HIGHNESS.

AND DESTRO IS UNAWARE THAT YOU'VE TURNED THEM OVER TO ME?

HE'S OCCUPIED WITH OTHER BUSINESS, YOUR HIGHNESS.

EXCELLENT. DISMISSED.

Welcome back from the dead, G.I. Joes.

Tell me -- where have you been hiding?

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE'RE NOT WHO YOU THINK WE --

No lies! No evasions!

SPEAK, OR MY CENTRIFUGAL PERSUADER

WILL RATTLE THE ANSWERS FROM YOU.

At first, you will simply feel dizziness

and the pressure slowly building,

but as you spin faster,

the pressure will increase until it crushes you to a pulp!

STEELER, COME BACK HERE!

G-G-GRUNT?

OH! AAH!

STAY THERE, BUDDY. DON'T MOVE!

WHAT -- WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

YOU'RE SICK.

YOU WERE DELIRIOUS.

IT LOOKS LIKE I KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO YOU.

HELP...ME...GRUNT!

PLEASE!

EASY DOES IT, NOW. YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

AAH!

[ GROANING ]

AAH!

MOTHER OF MERCY!

THEY'RE -- THEY'RE JOES!

POOR DEVILS.

THEY MUST HAVE GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF COBRA'S WEAPONS TESTS.

STEINBERG, L.?

BUT -- BUT THAT'S CLUTCH'S NAME!

GRAVES, R.W.?

G-GRAVES?

THAT'S YOU, GRUNT!

YEAH, WELL, I KNOW I AIN'T DEAD.

HEY, THESE GUYS MUST HAVE BEEN THE JOE TEAM FROM THIS WORLD.

YEAH, THAT'S IT!

THAT ONE -- WHO'S THAT ONE?

PULASKI.

IT'S ME.

ME!

AAH!

Grunt: LOOK, WHOEVER YOU ARE...

Leila: DON'T BE AFRAID.

NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR FRIEND WILL BE HARMED.

YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT?

YOU MUST COME WITH US

SO THE BARONESS CAN TREAT YOUR FRIEND FOR HIS FEVER.

THE BARONESS?

BUT YOUR LIES WILL COST YOU DEARLY.

You are plotting treason against the cobra empire,

aren't you?

YOU'RE GOING TO PROVIDE ME WITH SOME SPORT --

a little game whose stakes are life and death!

OH!

Footloose: AAH! AAH!

AAH!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

PREPARE YOURSELVES, JOES,

FOR THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE!

[ GROANS ]

EASY, BUDDY.

GIVE THE MEDICATION TIME TO WORK.

WE'RE IN...ANOTHER WORLD, YOU SAID.

UH-HUH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS BARONESS THINKS

YOU'RE THE STEELER OF THIS WORLD.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL. SHE --

COME.

THE BARONESS AND HER BELOVED WILL WANT TO BE ALONE.

OH, STEELER!

STEELER!

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!

I WAS TOLD YOU WERE DEAD! OH, DARLING!

BUT -- BUT YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.

C-COBRA, AREN'T YOU?

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

YOU KNOW WHOSE SIDE I'M REALLY ON.

OH, OF COURSE. AMNESIA!

IT'S OFTEN A SYMPTOM OF "D" BACTERIAL INFECTION.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE, LIKE, A DOUBLE AGENT?

YOU SECRETLY WORK FOR THE RESISTANCE?

YOU'D BETTER GET MY FRIEND IN HERE.

I'M CONFUSED.

Lady Jaye: YOU...MUST BELIEVE US, COMMANDER!

WE'RE NOT FROM THIS WORLD!

DO YOU THINK ME STUPID ENOUGH

TO BELIEVE SUCH POPPYCOCK?!

FOR THAT INSULT, YOU WILL PAY...

...WITH YOUR LIVES!

[ ALL GROANING ]

ROBOT SNAKES?

SPECIFICALLY, BOA CONSTRICTORS,

TO SQUEEZE THE VERY LIFE FROM YOU!

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

HANG ON, GENTLEMEN!

I THINK WE'LL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS PLACE!

I'M HANGIN'. I'M HANGIN'.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE OTHERS,

AND I'D KIND OF LIKE TO BE ALIVE AT THE TIME.

YAHOO! LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!

[ LASER FIRE ]

THEN AGAIN, WHAT DO I KNOW?

HOLD ON!

AIR PATROL LEADER TO DESTRO. REBELS SIGHTED.

Destro: I'M TRACKING THEM ALREADY, PATROL LEADER.

Barbecue: OH, NO!

TRAPPED LIKE BUGS ON FLYPAPER!

[ ALL GROANING ]

COMMANDER, A MESSAGE.

FOOTLOOSE, NOW! WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED!

WHAT?!

ACCORDING TO MY SPIES,

DESTRO'S CAPTURED MORE G.I. JOES,

AND AGAIN HE TRIES TO CONCEAL IT FROM ME!

GET OUT OF HERE!

WHAT?!

[ FOOTLOOSE GRUNTING ]

NO! NO!

AAH!

Clutch: HEY! [ GRUNTS ]

THESE MANACLE GIZMOS MUST HAVE SHORTED OUT, TOO!

TALK ABOUT LUCK!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANS ]

QUICK, FIND SOME WEAPONS AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

ANOTHER WORLD? ARE YOU BOTH MAD?

HEY, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS NUTS, BUT...

WAIT A MINUTE.

STEELER -- MY STEELER

HAS A TATTOO ON HIS RIGHT ARM, NOT HIS LEFT.

AND WE'RE PRETTY SURE YOUR STEELER REALLY IS DEAD.

OH, NO!

I'M SORRY.

[ CRYING ]

THEN THIS FANTASTIC TALE IS TRUE?

YOU'RE REALLY NOT RESISTANCE FIGHTERS LIKE ME?

LADY, ALL WE'RE FIGHTIN' FOR NOW

IS TO FIND OUR BUDDIES AND GO BACK WHERE WE BELONG.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY ALONG WITH ME.

COME.

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. FOLLOW THE LADY.

Cobra Soldier: DESTRO, SIR, THOSE THREE JOES

HAVE JUST BEEN CAPTURED BY THE MATRIX, SIR.

AND?

AND THEY ARE ABOUT TO BE DELIVERED.

HOW FORTUITOUS!

AHH!

FLINT, BARBECUE, AND AIRTIGHT, ISN'T IT?

WELCOME!

IF HE'D KNOWN WE WERE COMIN', HE'D HAVE BAKED A CAKE.

AND LEFT ROOM FOR US IN THE OVEN.

MORE G.I. JOES?

DEFECTORS, DESTRO, TO OUR SIDE.

OURS, AS IN COBRA'S?

OURS, AS IN YOURS AND MINE.

FACE IT, DES, COBRA COMMANDER'S

TIRED OF SHARIN' THE THRONE WITH YOU.

HE'S BUILDIN' HIS OWN ARMY TO KNOCK YOU OUT OF THE BOX.

WE'D HAVE DEFECTED TO HIS TEAM, BUT THE BARONESS WON US OVER.

HIS OWN ARMY? WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT!

TEND TO THESE PRISONERS, BARONESS!

I WILL, DESTRO.

WHERE AM I?

BARONESS: Baroness, calling His Highness, the Emperor.

Come in, Sire.

YES? NOW WHAT?

You must act quickly, Sire.

DESTRO IS MOVING TO UNSEAT YOU

AND CLAIM SOLE POWER FOR HIMSELF.

OH, IS THAT SO?!

[ LASER FIRE ]

OKAY, WE'RE OUT. NOW WHERE TO?

GOOD QUESTION.

Baroness: LADY JAYE!

-OVER HERE! -HOP ON!

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ON THE WAY TO THE PROVING GROUNDS!

UH-OH. WHAT'S GOIN' ON OVER THERE?

I'VE JUST INSTIGATED THE FIRST COBRA CIVIL WAR,

AND I DON'T WANT A RINGSIDE SEAT FOR MY HANDIWORK.

Lady Jaye: THIS IS WHERE WE ARRIVED,

SO THE GATEWAY TO OUR DIMENSION SHOULD BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

LOOK. THERE IT IS.

COME ON. LET'S GO HOME.

WELL, BARONESS, UH...

OH...

SO, I'M GOING TO LOSE YOU TWICE.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S REALLY NO ONE WAITING FOR ME BACK THERE.

OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT.

Steeler: FLINT...

IT REALLY DOES MATTER WHETHER COBRA WINS OR LOSES.

I SEE THAT NOW,

AND I WANT A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT.

I'M STAYIN' HERE.

WELL, COUNT ME IN, TOO, OLD BUDDY.

I AIN'T LETTIN' YOU HOG ALL THE GLORY.

UH, FLINT, I HEARD WHAT THEY DID TO ME --

I MEAN, THE OTHER CLUTCH.

[ SIGHS ] AND YOU WANT TO STAY, TOO?

IT'LL BE A CHALLENGE -- REBUILDIN' G.I. JOE HERE.

YOU KNOW, YOU MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO GO HOME.

FLINT, THE PORTAL IS CLOSING.

LADY JAYE, JUMP FOR IT!

SO LONG!

OH, IT'S HOPELESS, DUKE.

WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND 'EM -- ALIVE, AT ANY RATE.

LOOK!

YO, DUKE!

HIYA, DOC!

YOU'RE BACK...BUT FROM WHERE?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

WHERE ARE THE OTHERS -- CLUTCH, GRUNT, AND STEELER?

THAT'S AN EVEN LONGER STORY.

THEY'RE SOMEPLACE WHERE BRAVE MEN ARE NEEDED...BADLY.

AMEN TO THAT.

GOOD LUCK, BUDDIES. YOU DESERVE IT.