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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

THAT'S PINE TREE COVE UP AHEAD.

WE'LL PUT IN THERE UNTIL I FIX THE ENGINE.

GOT SOMETHING...

BIG!

YEAH? ON WHICH END OF THE LINE, PINHEAD?

NO, HONEST! HELP ME!

[ SNAP! ]

LINE BROKE.

YOUR LINE PROBABLY WORE OUT

WHILE YOU WERE STRUGGLING WITH THESE.

OKAY, CUT THE SMALL TALK AND PREPARE TO MAKE CAMP.

BAZOOKA, CLEAN THOSE FISH FOR DINNER.

ALPINE, YOU RUSTLE UP SOME FIREWOOD.

FIREWOOD? YOU COULD COOK THOSE GUPPIES OVER A MATCH.

BAZOOKA, OLD CHUM, THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT.

Bazooka: THANKS, CUTTER.

I DON'T TRUST FISH. TOO MANY BONES.

YEAH, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DIDN'T LIKE 'EM.

[ BELCHES ] DON'T CONSIDER THAT A COMPLIMENT.

WE'RE NOT IN TURKEY.

I'M GONNA GET AT THAT ENGINE.

ALPINE...FIREFLIES.

WHAT?!

HEY!

[ ROARS ]

HEY, ALPINE, LOOKIT!

-WHAT IS IT, MAN? -THERE!

THERE!

A COBRA TRUBBLE BUBBLE EATEN BY A SEA SERPENT!

EATEN? BY A SEA SERPENT?

GIVE ME A BREAK, BUBBLE-GUM BRAIN.

IT'S OKAY, BAZOOKA. YOU'RE TIRED.

YOUR IMAGINATION RAN AWAY WITH YOU.

I SAW IT -- REALLY!

[ ALPINE AND CUTTER LAUGHING ]

[ BEEPING ]

PROFESSOR BRAXTON WAS FOOLISH TO TRY TO ESCAPE.

WE REMAIN...

UNIMPRESSED.

YOU WILL SEE.

BRAXTON WAS A MERE APPETIZER

FOR THE MONSTER I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH UPON THE WORLD!

[ BEEP ]

BET IT WAS THE SEA SERPENT BROKE MY LINE.

STOW THE FISH TALE, WILL YOU?

THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE!

AHOY, THERE!

HANG ON, MOM! THEY SEE US!

YOU'LL BE OKAY.

WE'VE GOT A DOCTOR ABOARD THE FLAGG.

THE FLAGG? G.I. JOE'S AIRCRAFT CARRIER?

-YEP. -WOW.

I HAVE TO TAKE OFF.

DON'T LET ANYONE MESS WITH THE WHALE TILL I GET BACK.

WHO'D WANT TO?

DUKE WANTS TO TALK.

TO ME? SURE.

YOU AND YOUR FOLKS

HAD SOME EXPERIENCE LAST NIGHT, JIMMY.

YES, SIR.

CAN YOU TELL US EVERYTHING YOU REMEMBER?

WELL, WE WERE ALL ASLEEP IN OUR BUNKS

WHEN MY DOG BUCKY STARTED BARKING.

[ BARKING ]

WE RUSHED OUT ON DECK,

AND WE SAW SOMETHING GLOWING DOWN IN THE WATER.

THEN THIS HUGE, LONG SHADOW PASSED UNDER THE BOAT.

[ BARKING CONTINUES ]

AND THEN IT BIT US!

[ SERPENT ROARS ]

IT ATE THE ENGINE AND THE GENERATOR,

AND WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE WHAT IT WAS.

I GUESS IT GOT BUCKY, TOO.

AW, TOUGH.

ALL RIGHT. THANKS, JIMMY.

YOU'RE THE BEST EYEWITNESS WE'VE HAD SO FAR.

YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHERS?

SOMETHING ATTACKED FIVE OTHER SHIPS TONIGHT.

NOBODY'S SEEN WHAT IT IS.

HECK, BAZOOKA KNOWS.

GO ON. TELL HIM ABOUT THE SEA SERPENT.

SEA SERPENT?

CAN THE COMEDY, ALPINE.

BAZOOKA, PUT JIMMY TO BED AND GET BACK HERE.

DID YOU REALLY SEE A SEA SERPENT?

UH-HUH.

LADY JAYE, YOU AND QUICK KICK GRAB A SKYSTRIKER.

SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT THE ATTACKER FROM THE AIR.

RIGHT, DUKE.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS,

HOLDING THE SEA LANES FOR RANSOM,

THEN MEETING US OUT HERE IN THE OPEN!

THESE WATER-SKIERS -- THEY ARE MOST UNUSUAL, NO?

ALL OF YOU LOST SHIPS IN THE NIGHT.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE REST OF YOUR SHIPS...

-YOU WILL PAY... -EVERY MONTH...

INTO THESE NUMBERED SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS.

REMEMBER, PAY PROMPTLY...

Both: THE FIRST OF EVERY MONTH.

[ PLANE APPROACHING ]

DUKE: Lady Jaye, come in. Over.

LADY JAYE HERE. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, DUKE?

You ought to be approaching Mondo Pango about now.

IT'S JUST OUT THE WINDOW, PRACTICALLY WAVING TO US.

Shipwreck's stumbled onto something.

He's on the south beach.

Can you land there?

THE QUESTION IS, COULD WE RESIST?

[ SIGHS ]

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU TWO WOULD SHOW UP AT NAPTIME.

HAVE A COLD ONE.

GONE NATIVE, SHIPWRECK?

WITCH DOCTOR'S ORDERS -- RESTIN' AND RELAXATION.

A FEW HOURS AGO,

A FISHERMAN GOT THE WITS SCARED OUT OF HIM --

SAW SOMETHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

FEEL LIKE A SWIM?

THE MAJOR SHIPPING COMPANIES HAVE...

AGREED TO YOUR DEMANDS.

IT'S WORKING! I WAS CERTAIN IT WOULD.

Both: WE REMAIN SKEPTICAL.

NATURALLY, BECAUSE YOU FOOLISHLY FAILED

TO INVEST IN MY SERPENT!

YOU LOST CONTROL...

AND WENT OVER BUDGET.

I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL! I --

[ PUNCHES LANDING, GRUNTING ]

Both: HE'S IN COMPLETE CONTROL.

AAH! YOU FOOLS!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[ BEEPING ]

[ SERPENT ROARING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

STOP! STOP!

I COMMAND YOU!

[ ROARING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

WHOA!

QUICK KICK, GET OUT HERE!

Professor Braxton: JUMP! NOW!

JUMP FOR YOUR LIFE!

HELLO, I'M PROFESSOR BRAXTON.

LADY JAYE.

DELIGHTED.

PLEASE HURRY. WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.

NO. I'VE GOT A BUDDY ON THAT BOAT.

DEAR LADY, YOU MUSTN'T WORRY. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

IN FACT, ALL OF THEM WILL BE JUST FINE.

Computerized voice: YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS HUMAN.

WILL YOU WORK?

I GOT A CHOICE?

NEGATIVE.

YES, I'LL WORK.

WILL YOU WORK?

SAY NO. I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

NO.

WILL YOU WORK?

YES!

WILL YOU WORK?

WORK?

YOU BET YOUR LIFE, DOLL.

WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

WE'RE SAFE.

I'VE MADE THIS ROOM

IMMUNE TO REJECTION BY HER BIOMECHANICAL SYSTEM.

[ BUCKY BARKS ]

BUCKY, I PRESUME?

[ BARKING ]

JIMMY WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HE'LL RUE THE DAY HE FORCED ME

TO TURN MY ENGINEERING MASTERPIECE

INTO A NIGHTMARE MONSTER.

WHAT'S THAT?

UH-OH. AN ENFORCER ELEMENT.

THEY'RE GETTING TO BE EVERYWHERE.

THE SORTING ROOM.

THOSE ARE SAILORS FROM THE SHIPS SHE'S DEVOURED.

DON'T THEY EVER SLEEP?

THEY GET A BREAK EVERY TWO HOURS 'ROUND THE CLOCK.

WAIT! THAT'S MY FRIEND.

SHOW ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM.

SURE.

YOU ARE NOT ON COFFEE BREAK.

WORK, WORK, WORK!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

[ French accent ] MAKE A LITTLE PILE, MES AMIS.

YOU MUST NEVER BE STOPPING ZEE WORK.

ONLY -- ONLY DURING...

COFFEE BREAK.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOUR FOUL GREED HAS ENSLAVED YOU AT LAST!

COBRA COMMANDER WORKING?

OH, THAT IS AN AMUSING THOUGHT.

WHAT IS IT?

SHE'S LOCKED ONTO ANOTHER TARGET!

SHE'S TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

THIS JUST IN.

A MONSTER IS TERRORIZING THE SEA LANES.

WE SWITCH YOU NOW TO OUR ON-THE-SPOT REPORTER,

MIKE FERGUSON.

Mike: AS YOU CAN SEE, HOWARD, IT'S A TERRIBLE SIGHT.

[ ROARING ]

Man: THAT'S LIVE -- ON THE NEWS!

AAH!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

Mike: WE'RE MOVING IN NOW FOR A CLOSER LOOK.

IT'S -- IT'S EYEING US.

HUNGRILY, HOWARD!

THIS COULD BE MY LAST LIVE REPORT!

WAIT!

G.I. JOE HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE!

IT LOOKS LIKE WE OWE GUNG-HO, WILD BILL, AND AIRBORNE

OUR LIVES!

THIS HERE IS A SHOWDOWN, YOU SCALY VARMINT!

YAHOO!

DEEP SIX TO U.S.S. FLAGG.

I'M GOING AFTER THE SERPENT!

BACK TO YOU, HOWARD!

THANK YOU, MIKE.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT -- HORROR ON THE HIGH SEAS.

EVEN G.I. JOE CAN'T STOP THIS MONSTER.

COBRA COMMANDER HAS BEEN...

SWALLOWED BY HIS OWN STUPIDITY.

SO? WHAT ARE WE TO DO ABOUT IT?

NOTHING. LET THE JOES WEAR THEMSELVES OUT.

Tomax and Xamot: OUR SENTIMENTS PRECISELY.

LET THE JOES SUFFER THE LOSS IN...

EQUIPMENT, MEN, AND MONEY.

AND WHEN THEY STOP THE SERPENT...

WE MOVE IN.

Both: AGREED?

All: AGREED.

AAH!

LOOK THERE.

A PROFESSOR HAS SPOKEN TO ME THROUGH THIS.

HE SAYS, "BE COOL."

WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?

COFFEE BREAK.

[ SNORING ]

LADY JAYE: Quick Kick?

LADY JAYE?

Professor Braxton is trying to sabotage

the hunger drive mechanism

SO THE SERPENT WILL STOP EATING.

DRAT! NOT NOW!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

NO! THE FILAMENT DESTROYED THE OVERRIDE CIRCUIT.

NOW SHE'LL NEVER STOP EATING!

SHE'LL DIGEST HER PREY

THROUGH THE BIOMECHANICAL SELF-REPAIR UNIT,

adding its bulk to her own!

GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!

THE MORE SHE EATS, THE MORE SHE'LL GROW!

Deep Six: DEEP SIX TO U.S.S. FLAGG.

SOMETHING'S HAPPENING INSIDE THE SERPENT.

I-IT GOT BIGGER, DUKE!

HIT ME HARD!

AND NOW IT'S GONE!

Duke: IF THE THING'S GROWING, IT'S GOT TO HAVE FOOD.

I THINK I KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING.

NEW YORK HARBOR.

ONLY WE'RE GONNA GET THERE FIRST.

CHECKPOINT BRIDGE, REPORT.

Wild Bill: SMOOTH AS GLASS ON YOUR SIDE, DUKE.

THE WHALE'S MOVING INTO PLACE.

EMERGENCY! GET TO SHORE!

TROOPS IN PLACE ON THE PIER, DUKE!

GOOD! WHERE'S THE MAULER, THUNDER?

OH, I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC!

[ HORNS HONKING ]

HERE. STAY TUNED TO THE TRAFFIC REPORTS!

I'M GOING SCOUTIN' FOR THAT THING

IN CASE IT SHOWS UP BEFORE RUSH HOUR'S OVER!

THERE'S THE CRITTER, RIGHT UNDER ME,

MOVIN' LIKE LIGHTNING!

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

OKAY, PAL, LET'S RAM SOMETHING HOT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

[ SERPENT ROARS ]

THAT MISSILE DIDN'T EVEN CRACK A TOOTH!

You guys will have to do better!

[ ROARING ]

WHERE THE BLAZES IS THAT BLASTED MAULER?

PROFESSOR, YOU MUST DO SOMETHING!

MILLIONS ARE IN JEOPARDY!

I'M GOING TO CREATE AN ENERGY BLEED.

THERE WILL BE A TERRIBLE INTERNAL DISRUPTION.

HANG ONTO YOUR DOG TAGS, BUCKY.

[ BEEP ]

[ RUMBLING ]

[ ROARING ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

ALPINE! IT'S SINKING!

Alpine: WRONG! IT'S LOOKIN' FOR A SNACK!

IT'S HEADED FOR THE DOCKS.

GONNA STOP IT?

NO, DUM-DUM, WE'RE GONNA ASK IT TO DANCE!

YES, WE'RE GONNA TRY AND STOP IT!

GRAB YOUR POPGUN AND GET READY!

I'LL HANG A LEFT OVER ITS NOGGIN!

JUST PRETEND YOU'RE SHOOTIN' FISH IN A BARREL!

[ COUGHING ]

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

[ PANTING ]

HEY, DUM-DUM, BEANS FOR BRAINS!

WHERE -- WHERE ARE YOU?

Bazooka: IT'S A BOAT, NOT A HOT DOG!

YO-O-O, SERPENT!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

NOW?

Both: NOW.

[ PANTING ]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, TURKEY?

FISHIN'.

[ PLANES APPROACHING ]

[ BARKS, WHIMPERS ]

[ SNIFFING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

OHH.

[ GROANING ]

CAN -- CAN YOU WALK, PROFESSOR?

[ GRUNTS ]

I DON'T THINK SO.

MY LEG -- OHH!

[ GRUNTING ]

NO PROBLEM.

THE PASSAGE LOOKS CLEAR.

HOW DO WE GET TO THE RED ROOM?

JUST KEEP WALKING.

WE ARE DOOMED, AND THESE FOOLS SLEEP?

COFFEE BREAK, COFFEE BREAK...

THIS IS INSANE!

COFFEE BREAK, COFFEE BREAK...

[ RUMBLING ]

UH, YOU FIRST.

[ SNIFFING ]

[ BARKS ]

WHAT'S IN THERE, PROFESSOR?

THE EJECTION CHAMBER.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT.

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ GROWLS ]

Cobra Commander: COME IN, PROFESSOR.

SHOW ME THE WAY OUT.

IT'S YOUR SERPENT.

YOU STOLE IT.

YOU FIGURE IT OUT!

WILL YOU WORK? WILL YOU WORK?

-WILL YOU WORK? WILL YOU WORK? -NO!

YOU REPTILIAN TWIT!

[ GROWLS ]

HELP!

QUICK KICK!

♪ I'M THE BARBER OF SEVILLE

[ STRAINING ]

NO!

NO!!

[ BUCKY BARKING ]

SOMEBODY'S IN THERE -- ALIVE!

[ BARKING CONTINUES ]

IT'S -- IT'S BUCKY!

Duke: LADY JAYE! QUICK KICK!

OH, ARE WE GLAD YOU'RE SAFE!

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

THE SERPENT'S INVENTOR, I'M AFRAID.

AND YOU'RE THE BRAVE FELLOW WHO DESTROYED HER.

THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN!

WAS NOTHIN', SIR.

Alpine: LET ME GET A SHOT OF THE PRIZE CATCH!

SAY, "CHEESE DIP"!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!