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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

IN A TOP-SECRET COBRA LAB,

AN EXPERIMENT GOES OUT OF CONTROL

AND LEAVES BEHIND A FORMATION OF STRANGE CRYSTALS.

A TEAM OF G.I. JOES RUSHES TO THE SCENE,

WHERE THEY ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVER

THE DEADLY SECRET OF THE CRYSTALS.

G.I. JOE REALIZES THEY MUST MOVE THE CRYSTALS

TO A BARREN SECTION OF THE MOJAVE DESERT

AND DESTROY THEM BEFORE COBRA ATTACKS.

BUT MEANWHILE, THE BARONESS SENDS STORM SHADOW

TO STEAL A TOP-SECRET PENTAGON COMPUTER FILE

CONTAINING THE TRUE IDENTITIES

OF SEVEN G.I. JOES AND THEIR FAMILIES.

COBRA SWIFTLY KIDNAPS QUICK KICK'S PARENTS,

SCARLETT'S BROTHERS AND FATHER,

THUNDER'S FAMILY,

SHIPWRECK'S COUSIN, SPIRIT'S GRANDFATHER AND COUSIN,

AND BARBECUE'S FATHER.

AND THE HOSTAGES ARE BRAINWASHED

TO OBEY THE BARONESS' COMMANDS.

NOW, UNAWARE OF COBRA'S TREACHERY,

THE JOES BEGIN THE DANGEROUS JOB

OF MOVING THE EXPLOSIVE CRYSTALS.

Duke: WHAT IS IT?

SCARLETT, WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S OUR FAMILIES.

COBRA'S SENT OUR OWN FAMILIES AGAINST US.

CAN YOU GET US PAST THEM?

I THINK SO.

IN SPITE OF WHAT COBRA HAS DONE TO THEM,

THEY CERTAINLY WON'T HURT US.

Baroness: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, DEARIE.

INDEED, THE JOES ARE IN FOR...

A BIT OF A SURPRISE.

CAPTIVES, RAISE YOUR WEAPONS!

FIRE!

DESTROY THE G.I. JOES!

LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY.

FATHER, STOP.

SHAWN, BRIAN, FRANK, PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS.

JESSE, IT'S UNCLE HECTOR.

PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, SON.

MOM, DAD, SIS, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME.

-BARONESS... -THE CAPTIVES...

Both: ARE RESISTING.

YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG.

DR. MARKS, INCREASE THE POWER.

NO, IT COULD DESTROY THEIR MINDS.

DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME, DOCTOR.

DO IT NOW!

VERY WELL.

[ BEEP ]

YOUR WEAPONS -- USE THEM NOW!

LOOK OUT!

GUNG-HO, TAKE OVER THE REAR CONTROLS.

GOTCHA.

Duke: TAKE ROUTE "B."

BUT THAT'S A DIRT ROAD.

ANY BAD BUMP COULD SET OFF THE CRYSTALS.

WE'VE GOT TO TRY IT.

WE NEED TO BUY SCARLETT AND THE OTHERS SOME TIME

TO STOP THEIR FAMILIES.

CAPTIVES, AFTER THEM!

DUKE, THE CAPTIVES ARE TRYING TO RESIST COBRA'S COMMANDS,

BUT A GREATER POWER CONTROLS THEIR MINDS.

TO SAVE THEM, WE MUST FIND ITS SOURCE.

RIGHT.

BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO GET THEM OFF OUR TAIL.

WE -- WE UNDERSTAND, DUKE.

GOOD LUCK TO BOTH OF US.

HEY, GUNG-HO, EASY WITH THOSE CRYSTALS.

YOU TELL THAT TO THE BUMPS IN THE ROAD.

SCARLETT TO WILD BILL.

I READ YOU, RED.

WE'RE GOING TO TRY KNOCKOUT GAS.

BUT STAND BY. WE MAY NEED YOU.

READY WHEN YOU ARE, DARLIN'.

FASTER! CATCH UP TO THEM!

Gung-Ho: MORE ROCKS DEAD AHEAD.

EASY DOES IT, GUNG-HO.

ANOTHER JOLT LIKE THAT COULD BE OUR LAST.

LADY JAYE SURE HAS A FLAIR FOR THE OBVIOUS.

I CAN HEAR THOSE CRYSTALS VIBRATING.

[ CHIMING ]

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO BLAST OUR WAY THROUGH.

NO! IT COULD SET OFF THE CRYSTALS.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT IF WE CAN'T GO THROUGH IT,

IT'S OVER WE GO.

Duke: UH-OH.

THE CRYSTALS' VIBRATION IS INCREASING.

HEY, LET'S KEEP THIS THING ON THE ROAD.

I LEFT MY WINGS AT HOME.

I'LL DO MY BEST, BUT NO GUARANTEES.

WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE ALL IN SIGHT.

HIT IT!

IT DIDN'T WORK!

THOSE SUITS ARE GAS-PROOF.

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT. LEAD THEM THIS WAY!

FORGET THE JOES, YOU FOOLS!

GO AFTER THAT TRUCK.

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

IT'S ALMOST IN THE RED ZONE.

NEEDLE, DON'T MOVE ANOTHER INCH.

ATTABABY! THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT!

GUNG-HO, CAN YOU GET US ACROSS?

WELL, IF I DON'T,

YOU CAN KISS THAT 10 BUCKS I OWE YOU GOODBYE.

KEEP THE 10 BUCKS, PAL. YOU JUST EARNED THEM.

Wild Bill: THEY'RE IN MY SIGHTS.

GOT 'EM!

SORRY, DAD.

DON'T HURT THEM.

HURRY. GET THE NET READY FOR THE PICKUP.

BE CAREFUL, WILD BILL!

NOT TO WORRY, GOOD BUDDY.

I'LL JUST ROCK THEM TO SLEEP LIKE BABIES IN A CRADLE.

DON'T CONGRATULATE YOURSELVES TOO SOON, JOES.

ACTIVATE THE BATTLE SUITS.

Both: YES, BARONESS.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

QUICK KICK, WHAT'S WRONG?

LOOK!

SOME KIND OF ENERGY DESTROYING THE NET.

JESSE!

NO!

THEY ARE UNHARMED.

THE SUITS PROTECTED THEM.

Baroness: DR. MARKS, THE CAPTIVES AREN'T MOVING.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

I WARNED YOU!

THE INCREASED POWER OF THE TRANSMISSION

STOPS ALL CREATIVE THOUGHT.

YOU WILL HAVE TO THINK FOR THEM.

SIGNAL OUR AGENT TO PICK UP THE CAPTIVES.

Both: AS YOU WISH, BARONESS.

COME ON!

LET'S GET DOWN THERE AND HAUL THEM OUT!

NO! STOP!

GET OUT OF MY WAY, SPIRIT!

NO! YOU MUST FREE THEIR MINDS

BEFORE YOU CAN FREE THEIR BODIES.

IT'S A COBRA MORAY!

WILD BILL, KEEP AN EYE ON THEM

AND REPORT THEIR LOCATION TO DUKE.

WILL DO, SCARLETT!

COBRA'S PROBABLY CONTROLLING THEIR MINDS FROM A NEARBY BASE.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT BASE AND DESTROY IT.

AND IF ANYONE CAN TRACK IT DOWN, SPIRIT, IT'S YOU.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

Duke: DUKE TO DUSTY.

DUSTY HERE.

YOU AND FOOTLOOSE MEET ME AT THE RENDEZVOUS POINT

ON THE DOUBLE!

WE'RE ROLLING!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

THIS WAY.

COBRA COULD HAVE THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN

FILLED WITH HIDDEN BASES.

SO KEEP ALERT.

DUKE: Duke to Scarlett.

-YES, DUKE. -According to Wild Bill,

you've got less than five minutes to find the Cobra base

before the captives get to us.

Tomax: WE HAVE VISUAL CONTACT...

WITH THE JOE VEHICLE AGAIN.

EXCELLENT.

[ BEEP ]

FASTER, CAPTIVES!

CUT THEM OFF!

Gung-Ho: UH-OH. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?

YEAH, AND THEY'RE MARCHING RIGHT AT US.

DUKE, I'M GONNA HANG A LEFT

TO PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM AND US.

Dusty: NO CAN DO, GOOD BUDDY!

[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]

THERE'S A TOWN IN THAT DIRECTION.

IF THE CRYSTALS EXPLODE, EVERYONE COULD BE BLOWN TO BITS!

AW, GREAT.

NOW WHAT?

IT IS HERE.

LOOK! AN ANTENNA!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

BARONESS, G.I. JOE IS HERE!

THEY FOUND ME!

YOU HAVE SOLDIERS. USE THEM.

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

AMBUSH! TAKE COVER!

DUKE: Scarlett, we have 30 seconds to contact.

Roger, Duke.

FASTER, CAPTIVES!

FASTER!

FASTER!!

Duke: DUSTY, RUN INTERFERENCE FOR US.

YOU GOT IT, DUKE! OPERATION DUST CLOUD COMING UP.

HEY, MAN, IT'S NOT STOPPING THEM.

Baroness: CAPTIVES, SHOOT OUT THEIR TIRES.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

DUSTY, HOW COME THOSE CIVILIANS CAN SHOOT

BETTER THAN YOU CAN DRIVE?

FUNNY! VERY FUNNY, FOOTLOOSE.

DUKE: Scarlett, our situation is desperate.

The crystals are gonna explode.

HANG ON, DUKE. WE'RE AT THE BASE.

WE'RE GOING IN!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

Baroness: CONCENTRATE YOUR FIRE!

BREAK OPEN THE ATV!

THIS MUST BE IT.

HA HA! LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT.

A LITTLE SNAKE.

IS THIS THE MACHINE CONTROLLING OUR FAMILIES?

[ GASPS ] UH, YES.

THEN TURN IT OFF!

I CAN'T.

ANY ATTEMPT TO TAMPER WITH THE MACHINE

WILL DESTROY THEIR MINDS!

DUKE, THOSE LASER BLASTS

ARE GONNA BLOW THOSE CRYSTALS SKY-HIGH.

Baroness: AAH!

JESSE DELGADO,

DROP YOUR WEAPON AND PICK UP A ROCK.

DUKE, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HEY, OUR SNAKE IS SLITHERING AWAY.

[ BEEP ]

HE'S GONE.

Baroness: JESSE, RUN TO THE CRYSTALS.

IT'S THE BOY. I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.

Baroness: DON'T MOVE, DUKE!

SURRENDER THE CRYSTALS TO COBRA

OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

Baroness: SURRENDER THE CRYSTALS NOW,

OR I'LL ORDER THE BOY TO DESTROY ALL OF YOU!

YOU WON'T GET THE CRYSTALS THEN.

IT'S WORTH LOSING THE CRYSTALS TO DESTROY YOU!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

SCARLETT, THE BARONESS HAS GIVEN US AN ULTIMATUM.

Unless you can free the boy of her commands,

we're all gonna be blown sky-high.

BUT THAT SNAKE SAID IF WE MESS WITH THE MACHINE,

WE'LL DESTROY THEIR MINDS.

AH, HE WAS BLUFFING.

BUT IF HE WASN'T?

THERE'S NO TIME TO ARGUE.

FIRE!

Baroness: YOUR TIME IS UP.

PREPARE TO DIE!

Duke: JESSE, NO!

ALL RIGHT, BARONESS. YOU WIN.

-WE'LL -- [ ALL GROANING ]

OUR GUYS DESTROYED THE MACHINE.

Baroness: NO! IT CAN'T BE!

SMASH THE CRYSTALS!

JESSE...

SMASH THE CRYSTALS! SMASH THEM!

DON'T LISTEN, JESSE.

Baroness: SMASH THEM, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

I AM NOT A BRAT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU MOST CERTAINLY AREN'T.

COME ON DOWN FROM THERE. LET'S GET THESE THINGS OFF.

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, BARONESS...

LADY JAYE, DUKE?

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?

DUKE: Duke here. Everything is A-OK.

OH!

OH, YES!

THEY THINK THAT'S THE END OF IT?!

SEND OUT THE RATTLERS!

I'LL HAVE THOSE CRYSTALS YET.

FEELS GOOD TO SLIP OUT OF THOSE SNAKESKINS.

WE'LL HAVE YOU AIRLIFTED OUT AS SOON AS --

COBRA RATTLERS -- 12 O'CLOCK!

GET THESE PEOPLE UNDER COVER.

THERE ISN'T ANY COVER.

THEN SPREAD THEM OUT.

GET THEM AWAY FROM HERE.

OKAY, DUKE.

ME AND MY BOYS ARE STAYING.

WE WILL FIGHT!

COBRA!

HEY, TAXI!

WHERE TO, MA'AM?

THE DESERT -- AND DON'T SPARE THE HORSES.

CHECK!

Lady Jaye: JOES, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

NEED AIR SUPPORT. HURRY.

I REPEAT -- WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.

UH-OH.

GET BEHIND THESE ROCKS.

AWW!

COME ON, FOOTLOOSE.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

PREPARE THE GRAPPLERS!

Both: YES, BARONESS.

READY MISSILE ONE.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

I-I WANT TO HELP!

JESSE, COME BACK!

MISSILE TWO!

WOW! LOOK AT THAT MONSTER.

Lady Jaye: WE CAN'T STOP THAT THING.

WE'VE GOT TO.

ENGAGE THE GRAPPLERS, AND BE CAREFUL.

RUN! GET AS FAR FROM IT AS YOU CAN!

WILD BILL, THERE'S A RATTLER ON OUR TAIL!

HERE, TAKE THE BOY.

BUT, GRANDFATHER --

GO! DO AS I SAY!

MOVE IT!

Both: THE CRYSTALS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE.

CUT US LOOSE AND GET US OUT OF HERE!

DAD!

OH!

SEE ANYTHING?

THERE'S JESSE!

I SEE THEM.

THEY'RE SAFE.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

WHERE'S DUKE?

HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US.

OVER THERE!

[ GROANS ]

IS -- IS EVERYONE OKAY?

WE ALL MADE IT, DUKE.

AND IT'S BACK TO SQUARE ONE FOR COBRA.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

CITIZENS, YOU HAVE OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES

FOR THIS INCIDENT.

WE'VE TAKEN STRICT MEASURES

TO MAKE SURE THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

HEY, GUYS, I HATE TO SPOIL THE PARTY,

BUT THAT STOLEN FILE CONTAINED DATA ON SEVEN JOES.

LOOK.

[ BEEPING ]

CODE NAME -- GUNG-HO.

REAL NAME -- ETIENNE R. LaFITTE.

SURVIVING RELATIVES -- 137 MEMBERS OF LaFITTE CLAN.

CURRENT PLACE OF RESIDENCE -- FER-DE-LANCE, LOUISIANA.

YOU DON'T THINK THE BARONESS

WOULD MESS WITH MY FAMILY, DO YOU?

REVENGE IS JUST HER STYLE.

LET'S GO.

BARONESS, WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS.

QUIET, YOU FOOL.

I FOUND THEM.

FORWARD.

NOW.

IN THE NAME OF COBRA, I MAKE YOU MY PRISONERS!

[ ALL LAUGHING ]

TAKE THEM!

BUT OF COURSE, MADEMOISELLE!

AAH!

WHERE ARE MY MEN?!

[ LAUGHS ] YOU MEAN THEM?

HAVE SOME GUMBO, LADY.

AAH!

[ ALL LAUGHING ]

MADEMOISELLE, DON'T STEP ON LITTLE CHOU-CHOU!

AAH!

[ ALL LAUGHING ]

THANK GOODNESS! THEY'RE SAFE.

I'D SAY THEY'RE MORE THAN SAFE, GUNG-HO.

MAYBE SO, BUT WHERE'S THE BARONESS?

QUI SAIT? SHE RAN OFF.

I THINK SHE DO NOT LIKE GUMBO.

ETIENNE, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU FOR DAYS.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, GRAND-MèRE.

WELL, I DON'T THINK COBRA

WILL MESS WITH THIS FAMILY AGAIN.

[ ALL LAUGHING ]