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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

YOU'RE LATE. I NEED THAT CHEMICAL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THOSE READINGS.

[ BEEPING ]

WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW. THE REACTION'S OUT OF CONTROL.

IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

EVERYBODY OUT!

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

[ CHIMING ]

Y'ALL READY FOR YOUR VACATION, GUNG-HO?

I'M COMING! I'M COMING!

Duke: HOLD IT!

YOU'LL HAVE TO VISIT YOUR FAMILY LATER!

WE'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY!

OHH! BUT MY MAMA'S MAKING GUMBO!

COBRA'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS.

SORRY, GUNG-HO, BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BAD ONE.

PLAY IT BACK, LADY JAYE.

THIS EXPLOSION TOOK PLACE TWO HOURS AGO.

THEY'RE EVACUATING THE TOWN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

HOLY COW.

BUT THIS IS WHY THEY CALLED US IN.

LOOKS LIKE IT WAS A SECRET COBRA FACILITY.

Gung-Ho: [ WHISTLES ] RIGHT HERE IN THE U.S. OF A.

A LOT OF NERVE, HUH?

THAT'S NOT ALL. LOOK AT THESE.

WHAT ARE THEY?

THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE A BIT SHORTHANDED, DUKE.

SCARLETT, BARBECUE, QUICK KICK,

SHIPWRECK, THUNDER, SPIRIT --

THEY'RE ALL ON LEAVE, VISITING THEIR FAMILIES.

SHALL I RECALL THEM?

NOT YET, BUT NOTIFY EACH ONE THAT UNTIL FURTHER ORDERS,

THEY'RE ON EMERGENCY STANDBY.

LET'S GO.

THE ARMY IS TRYING TO EVACUATE THE TOWN.

THE ENGINEERS ARE WORKING ON THE ROCK PROBLEM

WHILE WE TAKE A LOOK AT THESE CRYSTALS.

ALL RIGHT, TOLLBOOTH!

AND AWAY WE GO!

[ CHIMING ]

LISTEN. THEY'RE CHIMING.

[ GRUNTS ]

CAREFUL, SON!

GEE, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

ANY IDEA WHAT CAUSED THE EXPLOSION, TRIPWIRE?

FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW.

WASN'T NUCLEAR, WASN'T TNT,

WASN'T ANY OF YOUR CONVENTIONAL EXPLOSIVES.

-LOOK OUT! -RUN!

-IT'S ROLLING! -GET OUT OF THE WAY!

WOW!

EASY.

DON'T MOVE.

THEY MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING ON PIEZOELECTRIC CRYSTALS

AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING COMPLETELY NEW.

YES. HIGH-EXPLOSIVE CRYSTALS,

SENSITIVE TO THE SLIGHTEST IMPACT.

I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE BACK A BIT, OUT OF RANGE.

ALL RIGHT, I WANT A ZONE OF SILENCE AROUND THIS AREA.

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT MIGHT SET THEM OFF.

THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT. TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

THEY'RE GROWING.

WE GOT TO GET THESE CRYSTALS OUT OF HERE.

IF COBRA INVENTED THESE THINGS...

THEY AREN'T GONNA LET 'EM SLIP THROUGH THEIR FINGERS.

Baroness: HOW RIGHT YOU ARE.

THOSE CRYSTALS BELONG TO COBRA.

GET ME THE COMMANDER.

AT ONCE, BARONESS.

YES? WHAT IS IT?

G.I. JOE IS GUARDING THE CRYSTALS.

AAH!

THEN ATTACK NOW, BEFORE THEY'RE READY FOR US.

WE CANNOT.

ONE WRONG SHOT AND ALL THE CRYSTALS WILL EXPLODE.

I DON'T WANT EXCUSES.

I WANT RESULTS!

WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN.

TELL ME, COMMANDER, WHO IN ALL THE WORLD

WOULD YOU NEVER LET COME TO HARM?

ME!

FOOL.

WHAT ABOUT A MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, OR BROTHER?

I SEE.

BUT THE TRUE IDENTITIES OF THE JOES ARE TOP SECRET.

CAN YOU FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE?

YES, BY TAPPING INTO PENTAGON COMPUTERS.

WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

HEY, LITTLE FELLA.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO STOP HERE.

YAAHH!

[ BEEP ]

WHAT IN THE...

HELP! INTRUDER!

OOH!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

NOW TO COPY THE G.I. JOES' FAMILY BACKGROUND DATA.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

[ JET ENGINE DEPARTS ]

Baroness: WE GOT THIS FILE

BEFORE THE FAILSAFE SYSTEM SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER,

BUT IT IS ALL WE NEED, COMMANDER.

EXCELLENT, BARONESS.

I PLACE MY CRIMSON GUARD AT YOUR SERVICE.

XAMOT.

AND TOMAX.

Both: WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, BARONESS?

SEIZE THE FAMILIES OF THESE G.I. JOES

AND BRING THEM TO ME.

[ CHIMING ]

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

DUSTY, GIVE ME A PROGRESS REPORT.

WE FOUND A SAFE PLACE FOR THE TEST, DUKE.

WHEN DO WE GET THE CRYSTAL?

WE'RE CUTTING ONE OFF RIGHT NOW.

[ CHIMING ]

[ WHIRRING ]

YOUR SAMPLE IS ON ITS WAY.

DUKE OUT.

-LADY JAYE. -YES, DUKE?

SEND OUT AN EMERGENCY RECALL TO THE JOES ON LEAVE.

WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

RIGHT AWAY, DUKE.

PUNCH UP THE JOES' FAMILY BACKGROUND DATA.

YES, COMMANDER.

...WATTS DISTRICT, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.

WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE, POP?

AH, OVER THERE, SON.

Woman: [ CHUCKLES ]

IS THAT MAC BEHIND ALL THOSE BOXES?

OH, HELLO, MRS. JACKSON.

MY, MY, I REMEMBER

WHEN YOU WERE JUST A SCRAWNY LITTLE THING.

UH, EXCUSE ME, MRS. JACKSON.

ISN'T HE A GOOD BOY?

HE'S DONE NOTHING BUT WORK IN THE STORE FOR HIS WHOLE VISIT.

ARE YOU COMING TO THE GAME WITH ME TONIGHT, MAC?

AHH! YOU BET I --

[ BEEPING ]

AW, I'M SORRY, POP. LOOK, I GOT TO GO.

[ SMOOCHES ] IT'S, UH, MY AGENT.

HE MUST HAVE SOME EMERGENCY STUNT WORK FOR ME.

YOU BE CAREFUL, MAC.

DON'T WORRY. I WILL.

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

-YOU WILL... -COME...

Both: WITH US.

RUN, MI HAI.

I WON'T LEAVE YOU!

-AAH! -AAH!

Both: TAKE THEM!

[ PUNCHES LANDING ]

...ATLANTA, GEORGIA.

DAD? BRIAN? ANYBODY HERE?

YAH!

[ CHUCKLES ] I CAME HERE FOR A WORKOUT,

BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

HI, SIS.

YOUR REFLEXES ARE BETTER THAN EVER, SHANA.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANKS, DAD. BUT WHY THE MASKS?

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW EACH ONE OF US FIGHTS.

SO WE THOUGHT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHO WAS WHO,

IT WOULD GIVE US AN EDGE.

I KNOW YOU FROM THE WAY YOU STAND, BRIAN.

[ BEEPING ] -OH.

TROUBLE?

IT'S A TOP-PRIORITY EMERGENCY.

[ SIGHS ] NO WAY AROUND IT.

I HAVE TO GO.

GOSH, WELL, HURRY BACK, SIS.

COUNT ON IT.

SO LONG, SIS. HURRY BACK.

WELL, LET'S GET IN SOME SPARRING PRACTICE OUR--

WHO?

YOU ARE MY PRISONERS.

OH, YEAH?

THIS IS ONE BATTLE YOU CANNOT WIN.

WANT TO BET? BOYS...

NO SWEAT, DAD!

DON'T GET COCKY, SHAWN!

THIS ISN'T PRACTICE!

BRIAN!

PATRICK O'HARA, I HAVE YOUR SONS.

SURRENDER.

CURRENT PLACE OF RESIDENCE -- LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY.

[ ENGINE RUNNING, DRUMS PLAYING ]

HOW'S IT SOUND?

THE TIMING ON THAT THIRD CYLINDER'S STILL OFF!

CHRISSY, WILL YOU TELL THE BOYS THE FOOD'S READY?

CHRISSY!

OH, THIS FAMILY.

AAH!

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

[ BEEPING ] -UH-OH, MY EMERGENCY BEEPER.

I'VE GOT TO GO, DAD.

GO? GO WHERE?

YOUR MOTHER'S FIXING LUNCH.

I'M SORRY, DAD! I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!

FLO? THE DOGS ARE BURNING.

HEY, FLO, THAT SON OF YOURS --

OH.

AAH!

...SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA.

HEY, JESSE, DON'T I GET A HELLO?

HELLO.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH JESSE?

OH, HECTOR, WE FIGURED HE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THE TRUTH,

SO WE TOLD HIM HE WAS ADOPTED.

HUH.

WELL, DON'T WORRY. I'LL HAVE A TALK WITH HIM.

JESSE, CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

YEAH. WHAT IS IT?

WELL, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT I WAS ADOPTED, TOO.

YOU -- YOU WERE?

UH-HUH.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE US

AS MUCH AS OUR REAL PARENTS MIGHT HAVE, MAYBE EVEN MORE.

HMM. MAYBE A LOT MORE, HUH, UNCLE HECTOR?

MAYBE.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THEY DO LOVE YOU

AND TAKE CARE OF YOU.

THAT'S WHAT REALLY COUNTS.

[ BEEPING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

IT'S AN EMERGENCY, JESSE. I HAVE TO LEAVE.

OH, OKAY.

HEY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR GEAR.

THANKS, BUDDY!

HEY! HEY, UNCLE HECTOR, I GOT A BITE!

AAH!

...TAOS, NEW MEXICO.

YOUR COUSIN IS READY FOR THE CEREMONY OF WOMANHOOD.

UNCLE CHARLIE.

I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAWN, LITTLE COUSIN.

LET THE SUNRISE DANCE BEGIN.

[ DRUMMING ]

[ BEEPING ]

CHARLIE, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

I AM SORRY, BUT I AM NEEDED, GRANDFATHER.

YOU WOULD DISHONOR VENA'S CEREMONY

BECAUSE THE WHITE MEN CALL YOU?

THEY WOULD NOT CALL UNLESS THE NEED IS GREAT.

THEN GO, COUSIN, WITH MY BLESSING.

ALREADY YOU ARE A WOMAN.

THANK YOU.

[ VEHICLES APPROACHING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

...BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

SO, HAVE YOU MET MY SON GABRIEL?

JOINING THE FORCE, GABRIEL?

NO, JUST VISITING. I HAVE RESERVE STATUS.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

LET'S GO!

ON THE DOUBLE, YOU GUYS!

[ SIREN WAILING ]

CHECK YOUR SUITS AND MOVE OUT!

I'LL START SEARCH AND RESCUE

WHILE YOU GET A HOSE ON THE FIRE.

OKAY, DAD.

DAD, WATCH OUT!

DAD!!

DAD!

GET BACK!

GABE, MOVE!

WE'LL FIND HIM!

WE CAN'T LEAVE MY DAD IN THERE!

THEY'LL GET HIM OUT.

INTO THE VAN!

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHO ARE YOU?

NOT TO WORRY, POPS.

DAD.

[ BEEPING ]

NO, NOT NOW!

GABRIEL KELLY?

YES, THAT'S ME.

YOUR FATHER'S SAFE.

MY MEN GOT HIM OUT THE BACK WAY.

OH, FANTASTIC. GEE, THANKS.

CAN -- CAN I SEE HIM?

W-WHERE IS HE?

HE SAID NOT TO WORRY.

I HAD HIM TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL FOR A ROUTINE CHECK,

BUT HE'S FINE.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER EMERGENCY?

I HAVE TO GO. LOOK, TELL MY DAD --

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. GET GOING.

MOVE IT.

[ CHIMING ]

EASY DOES IT.

DUSTY, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE THE TEST?

Dusty: FOOTLOOSE IS SETTING IT UP NOW.

DUSTY TO DUKE, DETONATION IN 10 SECONDS...

9...

8...7...

6...5...

4...3...

2...1.

DUSTY, FOOTLOOSE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A LOOK.

Duke: WATCH YOUR STEP!

NOT A TRACE LEFT, DUKE.

THE CRYSTALS DESTROY THEMSELVES COMPLETELY WHEN THEY EXPLODE.

KEEP THE AREA SECURE.

WE'LL BE THERE SOON.

IT BETTER BE SOON.

COBRA WILL WANT TO COME AFTER THESE CRYSTALS

BEFORE WE CAN DESTROY THEM.

THEY'LL COME, ALL RIGHT.

THE QUESTION IS "WHEN?"

Baroness: WE HAVE ENOUGH HOSTAGES.

BEGIN THE BRAINWASHING.

BARONESS, I MUST WARN YOU.

THIS MACHINE IS EXPERIMENTAL!

YOU'VE TESTED IT BEFORE!

ONLY ON COBRA SOLDIERS, WHOSE WILLS ARE NOT STRONG.

THEN WE'LL START WITH THAT KID.

MY LITTLE GIRL?

STEP BACK.

MOM! DADDY!

Patrick: IS THIS THE BEST COBRA CAN DO --

TERRIFYING INNOCENT CHILDREN?!

QUIET, PATRICK O'HARA.

YOU'RE NEXT!

[ BEEPING, ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

WHO DO YOU SERVE, LITTLE ONE?

I SERVE COBRA.

[ CRYSTALS CHIMING ]

WHERE'S THAT ATV? WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

I SEE IT. IT'S COMING.

YO, JOE!

Duke: ALL RIGHT, BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU LOAD THESE CRYSTALS.

THE SLIGHTEST VIBRATION COULD SET THEM ALL OFF.

LET'S GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

GENTLY, FELLAS.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

HIS WILL IS STRONG, AS WAS THEIRS.

THEY COULD OVERCOME THE PROGRAMMING AT ANY MOMENT.

WHO DO YOU SERVE, INDIAN?

[ Moaning ] I...

I...

DO SOMETHING!

THESE AUGMENTORS.

THEY WILL LINK THEIR MINDS

DIRECTLY TO THE SIGNALS OF MY MACHINE.

AS LONG AS THEY WEAR THESE, THEY'LL OBEY ANY ORDERS.

NOW WHO DO YOU SERVE?

I...SERVE...COBRA.

PREPARE THEM FOR BATTLE!

YO, JOE!

START YOUR ENGINES!

[ ENGINES REVVING ]

CLOSE FORMATION.

THERE'S A BLIND CURVE COMING UP.

WE'LL SCOUT AHEAD.

WATCH YOURSELF.

IF COBRA PLANS AN AMBUSH, THIS IS THE PLACE.

YO, JOE!

RIGHT ON THE MONEY, DUKE. IT'S A COBRA UNIT.

BUT THERE'S ONLY 13 OF THEM.

CAN YOU HANDLE THEM?

LEAVE IT TO US.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S --

NO.

NO!

SHIPWRECK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO, NO!

JESSE!

[ GASPS ]

SHAWN. NO.

DAD.

MOM, POP.

IT CAN'T BE.

Spirit: GRANDFATHER.

Duke: WHAT IS IT?

SCARLETT, WHAT'S WRONG?

IT'S -- IT'S --

OH, NO.

TO BE CONTINUED ON TOMORROW'S "G.I. JOE."