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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Flint: WELCOME TO THE ADRIATIC.

YOU CAN'T SAY I NEVER TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, LADY JAYE.

IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A VACATION, FLINT,

I'D HATE TO SEE WHERE YOU'D TAKE ME ON BUSINESS.

WAS THAT A JOKE?

HEY, LADY JAYE, EVER RIDE RUMBLE SEAT ON A SHARC BEFORE?

NOPE. ANY TIPS, TORPEDO?

YEAH -- HANG TIGHT, AND WHATEVER YOU DO...

[ LAUGHS ]

...DON'T FALL OFF!

LOOK AT THOSE SUNKEN SHIPS.

IT'S A REGULAR GRAVEYARD.

ANCIENT HISTORY.

OUR JOB'S FINDING OUT WHAT COBRA'S DOING DOWN HERE NOW.

THIS MAY BE IT.

YOU'VE SQUANDERED A FORTUNE ON THIS PROJECT, DESTRO.

I ASSURE YOU, COBRA COMMANDER,

WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF A MOMENTOUS DISCOVERY.

TOMAX, XAMOT, GIVE THIS FOOL A LESSON IN ECONOMICS.

COST EFFECTIVENESS OVER THE LONG RUN...

IS ACHIEVED THROUGH CAREFUL MANAGEMENT

OF SHORT-TERM CASH FLOW.

SPARE ME YOUR BUSINESS-SCHOOL PHILOSOPHY.

Baroness: TEMPER, DESTRO.

THE CRIMSON GUARD COMMANDERS

COULD BE POWERFUL ALLIES OR DANGEROUS FOES.

IT IS UNWISE TO PROVOKE THEM.

WE HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS BOTHER

FOR A SIMPLE SEASHELL?!

NO, BARONESS, FOR THE CONCH OF THE SIRENS.

ITS MUSIC LURED A THOUSAND SAILORS

TO DOOM ON THE REEF ABOVE.

AND IN OUR HANDS...

[ RUMBLING ]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S G.I. JOE!

BATTLE STATIONS!

YO-O-O, JOE!

HERE, GET THE CONCH TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS.

AND YOU?

SOMEONE HAS TO SHOW THOSE FOOLS HOW TO FIGHT!

GOING SOMEWHERE?

AH!

YOU DENTED MY SUIT!

WELL, WELL, A BIG FISH IN A BIG BOWL.

I MUST GET TO THE ESCAPE POD.

[ GROANS, COUGHS ]

YOU HURT?

ONLY MY PRIDE. [ COUGHS ]

WHAT'S THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT JUDGING FROM HOW MUCH

THE BARONESS WANTED WHAT WAS IN IT,

IT MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY IMPORTANT.

SAY NOTHING, BARONESS.

I SAW THE ENTIRE CATASTROPHE.

MONEY WASTED, DESTRO CAPTURED, AND FOR WHAT?

FOR WHAT?!

THIS SHELL.

A SEASHELL? AH!

YOU'RE AS MAD AS DESTRO.

YOU SHOULD ROT IN PRISON WITH HIM!

YOU WILL NOT RESCUE HIM?

HE GOT HIMSELF INTO THIS. HE CAN GET HIMSELF OUT.

YOU, TOO! NOW GET OUT! GET OUT!

I WONDER IF MAJOR BLUDD WILL SEE IT YOUR WAY.

YOU DID GOOD, FLINT. DESTRO'S IN THE SLAMMER.

WHAT WAS INSIDE THAT OILSKIN WRAPPING YOU FOUND?

SOMETHING QUITE DEADLY, SCARLETT --

THE LEGENDARY CONCH OF THE SIRENS.

THE LEGENDARY WHOZIT OF WHAT, DR. BLACKSTONE?

FOR CENTURIES, COVER GIRL,

THE MUSIC OF THE SIRENS LURED SAILORS

ONTO THE BLACK REEF IN THE ADRIATIC SEA.

ACCORDING TO THE WRITING ON THIS OILSKIN,

IT SERVED AS A WRAPPING FOR A CONCH SHELL

USED BY THE ANCIENT SIRENS.

THEY PLAYED THE TUNE THAT MADE MEN SWOON.

EXACTLY.

ITS SOUND WAVES HAVE A HYPNOTIC EFFECT

ON THE MALE HORMONAL SYSTEM.

A MAN WHO HEARS THE SIRENS' SONG LOSES ALL WILLPOWER.

-AND COBRA HAS THAT WEAPON? [ BEEPING ]

DUKE, SATELLITE FEED FROM THE ALASKAN SECURITY NET.

COBRA! THEY'RE TAPPING THE PIPELINE.

WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. LET'S DO IT.

CAREFUL, MATES!

LET'S NOT LOSE A DROP OF THAT BLACK GOLD, HEAR?

Baroness: MAJOR BLUDD, I WISH TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION.

TOGETHER, WE CAN DESTROY G.I. JOE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND HOW EXACTLY WOULD WE DO THAT?

WITH THIS.

[ LAUGHING ] A SEASHELL?

GONE A LITTLE BATS, HAVE YOU?

[ JETS APPROACHING ]

OH, NO. IT'S THE JOES!

YO-O-O, JOE! HIT THEM HIGH AND HIT THEM LOW!

RATTLERS, GET INTO THE AIR!

SHOOT THEM DOWN!

WHOO-EE! JUST LIKE A DOWN-HOME TURKEY SHOOT!

[ CONCH BLOWING ]

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR MEN?

WELL, WELL, WELL. IT WORKED.

IT WORKED, I TELL YOU, JUST AS DESTRO SAID IT WOULD.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

IT SEEMS YOU HAVE GIVEN ME

THE PERFECT WEAPON AGAINST G.I. JOE.

YOU?!

YOUR DECISION TO LEAVE DESTRO IN THE HANDS OF THE JOES

WAS THE ACT OF A PETULANT MADMAN!

MADMAN?

YOU ARE UNFIT TO RULE.

THE MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY

HAVE BEEN BRED AS RULERS FOR CENTURIES.

THE CONCH IS MINE,

AND I WILL USE IT TO CRUSH G.I. JOE.

OH? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

CRIMSON GUARD COMMANDER!

[ CONCH BLOWS ]

TREASON! THIS IS TREA...

NO, MY FORMER COMMANDER, NOT TREASON.

IT IS DESTINY.

ASSAULT GROUP ONE TO BARONESS.

ALL TEAMS IN POSITION. WE'RE READY TO ATTACK.

DESTRO, SOON YOU WILL BE FREE.

OH, DUKE.

HAS DESTRO DECIDED TO TALK?

I HAVE NOTHING TO DISCUSS WITH G.I. JOE.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

PERIMETER ALARM! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

[ CONCH BLOWS ]

FLINT? ROADBLOCK?

THEY'RE -- THEY'RE PARALYZED.

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

COME ON, LET'S GET TO OUR POSTS!

FORGET HIM. LET'S GO! COBRA'S INSIDE THE COMPOUND!

Baroness: SLAVES OF THE SIRENS' SONG...

[ CONCH BLOWS ]

...NOW HEED MY VOICE.

YOU HAVE NO WILL BUT MY WILL.

THE JOE WOMEN ARE YOUR ENEMIES!

DESTROY THEM ALL!

TAKE COVER!

THEY'RE LIKE ROBOTS!

ALL THE MEN ARE -- LOOK!

WE'VE GOT TO PUT THEM OUT OF ACTION.

BUT HOW, WITHOUT HURTING THEM?

IN THAT LOCKER. IT'S STUN GAS.

I'LL COVER YOU. GO FOR IT.

Baroness: DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!

BARONESS!

SO, COBRA COMMANDER FINALLY DECIDED I WAS WORTH RESCUING.

HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

I COMMAND COBRA NOW, THANKS TO THIS.

I ALWAYS SAID YOU'D GO FAR, MY DEAR BARONESS.

[ COUGHING ]

[ COUGHING, GASPING ]

COME ON!

STUN GAS. WE MUST RETREAT.

THIS GAS PARALYZES.

SLAVES OF THE SIRENS' SONG, RETREAT!

RETREAT!

DUKE?

OH, NO, DUKE.

Lady Jaye: DUKE AND FLINT ARE IN COBRA'S POWER, SCARLETT.

NOW IT'S UP TO US.

[ SIGHS ]

IT'S GOOD TO BE FREE.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS, BARONESS?

PIRACY, DESTRO.

PIRACY ON THE LAND, IN THE AIR, ON THE SEA.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THE ANCIENT SIRENS WOULD APPROVE, I'M SURE.

STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

THE JOES FIGHT EVEN MORE EFFICIENTLY

UNDER THE SIRENS' SPELL.

BECAUSE THEIR MINDS ARE NOT CLOUDED BY FREE WILL.

YOU DO THEIR THINKING FOR THEM.

WHAT ABOUT OUR LUNATIC LEADER, COBRA COMMANDER?

LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

EVEN UNDER THE SPELL OF THE SIREN SONG,

I DON'T TRUST HIM.

BETTER TO KEEP HIM IMPRISONED.

[ CHUCKLES ] AND OUT OF MISCHIEF.

WHAT OF THAT CELL? WHO'S IN THERE?

ONE OF THE CRIMSON GUARD COMMANDERS -- TOMAX, I THINK.

I CAN NEVER KEEP THEIR NAMES STRAIGHT.

BUT NEITHER OF THEM CAN BE TRUSTED.

AND WHERE IS HIS BROTHER, XAMOT?

HE HAS MANAGED TO ELUDE ME SO FAR.

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. MY WOMEN WILL FIND HIM.

Wild Bill: DARN LUCKY WE WERE OFF BASE

WHEN THOSE OWL-HOOTS ATTACKED JOE HEADQUARTERS, RIP CORD.

OTHERWISE, OUR BRAINS WOULD BE HOG-TIED

LIKE DUKE AND THE BOYS.

GOT A FIX ON IT, LADY JAYE.

DUKE'S SOMEWHERE IN THIS VALLEY AHEAD OF US.

UH-OH.

I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE VARMINTS' HIDEOUT.

I WANT HER ALIVE.

-HYAH! -HYAH!

TAKE HER TO THE PRISON BLOCK.

SHE CAN KEEP COBRA COMMANDER COMPANY.

WAKE UP, LADY JAYE.

YOU'VE BEEN...RESCUED.

[ LAUGHING ]

UGH.

YOU!

TRUCE!

I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE A CRIMSON GUARD COMMANDER?

GOOD QUESTION.

XAMOT!

PERHAPS YOU WILL JUDGE ME BY THE COMPANY I DON'T KEEP.

GUARDS! GUARDS!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.

WISHFUL THINKING IS A PROBLEM WITH YOU, ISN'T IT?

[ BEEPING ]

HEAT-SEEKERS!

HEAD FOR THAT PEAK!

PULL UP!

NOW, LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU'LL HELP US BREACH COBRA SECURITY...

IF WE PROMISE TO LEAVE WITH OUR FORCES...

ONCE WE'VE RESCUED THE JOES.

AH, HOG SLAW!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP US?

I HAVE MY REASONS. TRUST ME.

SUPPOSE WE DO TRUST YOU.

WE STILL CAN'T ATTACK IN FORCE,

OR WE'LL HURT FLINT AND THE OTHERS.

PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP --

A SONIC PULSAR DESIGNED TO PRODUCE

A MUSICAL COUNTER-VIBRATION.

IT COULD BREAK THE SPELL OF THE CONCH.

AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK?

WELL, THEN THE JOES WILL REMAIN PRISONERS

OF THE SIRENS' SONG FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY.

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT, BARONESS, THE SEASHELL IS THE LEADER, NOT YOU.

IF YOU PUT ME UNDER THE SIRENS' SPELL,

YOU'LL HAVE NO ONE WITH WHOM TO SHARE YOUR TRIUMPH.

ONLY A MADMAN LIKE COBRA COMMANDER

WOULD WISH TO RULE ALONE

WHEN THE TWO OF US CAN RULE TOGETHER.

DESTRO, DO YOU HEAR BELLS?

BARONESS, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

-WHAT? -THE OUTER DEFENSES?

BREACHED!

IT'S XAMOT, BARONESS.

HE'S LEADING THE JOES AGAINST US.

I KNEW IT COULDN'T LAST.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

WHAT? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

DESTROY!

YOU HEARD THE LADY. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

YO-O-O, JOE!

-WELL, IT'S GOOD TO... -SEE YOU, BROTHER.

Cobra Commander: RELEASE ME!

HMM, I SUPPOSE...

WE SHOULD.

GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU FOOLS!

THE BARONESS WILL PAY FOR HER TREACHERY SOMEDAY!

WE'VE LOST!

FLEE AND FIGHT AGAIN ANOTHER DAY.

I WANT TO STUDY THE CONCH, LEARN WHY IT WORKS.

I'M AFRAID THIS THING'S CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE.

LADY JAYE?

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

JUST MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR YOU MEN.

SOMEBODY HAS TO.

[ LAUGHTER ]