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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Man: THE ANCIENT GREEKS

BELIEVED IN HEROISM.

THEIR LEGENDARY HEROES BATTLED AGAINST INCREDIBLE ODDS,

NEVER GIVING UP THEIR IDEALS.

AMBER, THIS NIGHT CLASS IS A 12 ON THE YAWN SCALE.

SANDY, shh! THIS IS INTERESTING.

NEXT WEEK, CHAPTERS 2 TO 6.

WHO CARES ABOUT OLD GREEKS

WHEN THIS CAMPUS IS PACKED WITH YOUNG HUNKS?

Amber: SANDY, REMEMBER WHAT THE PROFESSOR SAID?

HISTORY IS MADE BY PEOPLE WHO DO THINGS.

WHAT DO I DO? NOTHING.

NOTHING? NOTHING?!

YOU'RE A CANDY STRIPER. YOU RUN CHARITY FAIRS.

YOU EVEN TEACH KARATE TO KIDS. COME ON.

THE FULL MOON'S OUT --

THE LOVERS' MOON.

ARE YOU GONNA WASTE --

SANDY, LOOK AT THIS. "G.I. JOE MARTIAL ARTS EXHIBITION."

THOSE GUYS REALLY DO MAKE HISTORY.

LET'S GO IN.

NOT ME. I'M GOING HUNK-HUNTING.

Quick Kick: MARTIAL ARTS ISN'T JUST CHOPPING AND SOCKING.

IT'S A DISCIPLINE THAT TEACHES TOTAL CONCENTRATION.

HYAH!

[ APPLAUSE ]

YAY, QUICK KICK! YO, JOE!

NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION?

KUNG FU, ANYONE?

ME! ME! OH, LET ME DO IT!

FINE WITH ME, GORGEOUS.

DON'T WORRY, I'LL GO EASY.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

UGH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Panting ] I SAID I'D GO EASY.

YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T.

SAY, YOU'RE MY KIND OF GIRL. WHERE'D YOU LEARN THOSE MOVES?

OH, I'VE BEEN STUDYING FOR --

AAH!

GIVE YOU A HAND?

[ SCOFFS ] NO, THANKS.

YEAH, THAT'S MY KIND OF GIRL.

WELL, LIKE THEY SAY IN THE MOVIES,

B-DUH, B-DUH, B-DUH, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

GORGEOUS! HEY, GORGEOUS! WAIT!

THE NAME'S AMBER.

OH, OKAY. AMBER.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M NOT EASILY TRICKED.

PERFECTION IS SOMETHING I'VE LEARNED TO LIVE WITH.

YOU'RE GOOD.

SO, HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO EAT, THEN MAYBE A MOVIE?

YOU WANT TO TAKE ME OUT? YOU'RE KIDDING!

[ Imitating Humphrey Bogart ] UH, FRED C. DOBBS DON'T SAY NOTHING HE DON'T MEAN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ Normal voice ] HUMPHREY BOGART,

"TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE."

Amber: OH, ISN'T IT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

[ SNORING ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GO, TEAM!

[ SNORING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S A FULL MOON AGAIN.

MY ROOMMATE CALLS IT A LOVERS' MOON.

[ Imitating Jimmy Stewart ] W-W-WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?

Y-YOU WANT THE MOON?

JUST SAY THE WORD,

AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND IT AND PULL IT DOWN.

JOHN WAYNE?

[ Normal voice ] JIMMY STEWART, IN "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE."

AMBER, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU?

UM...HELP ME JOIN THE JOE TEAM.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

YOU HELP PEOPLE EVERY DAY.

YOU DO THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT.

I WANT TO DO THAT. I WANT TO BE A JOE, LIKE YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO SOME COBRA CAN BASH IN YOUR PRETTY FACE?

UNH-UNH.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

BESIDES, IF YOU CAN HANDLE COBRA,

HOW DANGEROUS COULD THEY BE?

PLENTY DANGEROUS, AMBER. PLENTY.

[ PANTING ]

ALL RIGHT. JUST STAND WHERE YOU ARE.

TAKE HIM BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

THE JOE SPY HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS GUNG-HO, COMMANDER.

EXCELLENT. KEEP HIM ALIVE... FOR THE MOMENT.

YOUR LASER LASH IS AN IMPRESSIVE WEAPON, COMMANDER.

A MERE PLAYTHING, BARONESS, BUT AN AMUSING ONE.

COME, I WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH YOU.

I HAVE NEED OF A CERTAIN DEVICE

WHICH G.I. JOE HAS PERFECTED

AND WHICH YOU MUST OBTAIN FOR ME.

YOU SEE THAT WIENIE ROAST DOWN THERE?

IT USED TO BE OUR ELECTRONICS LAB.

WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, DUKE?

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE TO FIND OUT.

GOING DOWN!

Baroness: LADY JAYE. LADY JAYE!

HELP! HERE!

DUKE? SCARLETT? IS THAT YOU?

WHO'S THERE?

DUKE? SCARLETT?

LADY JAYE.

SHE'S HURT!

EVERYBODY OUT, ON THE DOUBLE!

DUKE, LOOK, A RATTLER.

FIGURES COBRA WAS BEHIND THIS.

THEY WERE AFTER OUR NEW GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

THEY DIDN'T KNOW WE MOVED IT TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.

THEY'LL BE BACK, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, AND WE'LL BE READY.

[ COYOTE HOWLS ]

[ Hoarsely ] UH, I'LL BE FINE, DUKE.

HONESTLY, I'M OKAY.

GET WELL, HUH?

I AM WELL, REALLY.

HOPE YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND

DOESN'T HEAR ABOUT THE FLOWERS, QUICK KICK.

THE ONLY FLOWERS SHE'D BE INTERESTED IN

WOULD BE THOSE WRAPPED IN ENLISTMENT PAPERS.

HUH?

DUKE WANTS US RIGHT AWAY.

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG.

DUKE, INTRUDER IN TUNNEL 13, HEADING FOR THE MAP ROOM.

FOLLOW ME.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, FRIEND?

LET'S SEE WHO COBRA SENT AFTER US THIS TIME.

AMBER!

REALLY! I JUST WANTED TO JOIN THE JOES!

SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU'D BREAK IN?

QUICK KICK, TELL THEM!

[ Imitating John Wayne ] WELL, IF YOU'RE ASKING ME, PILGRIM,

I THINK WE OUGHT TO STRING HER UP.

NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO JOIN THE JOE TEAM,

SEE YOUR LOCAL RECRUITER, HUH?

END OF CRISIS.

QUICK KICK, GIVE HER THE NICKEL TOUR.

[ Normal voice ] OKAY, BOSS.

THEN HURRY BACK. WE GOT TROUBLE.

GUNG-HO MISSED HIS LAST TWO CHECK-INS.

WE'RE CHANGING THE SECURITY CODE ON THE SkyStrikers.

NO ONE, ESPECIALLY COBRA,

CAN GET PAST OUR DEFENSES UNLESS THEY KNOW THE CODE.

AND WE CHANGE THE SECURITY CODE EVERY DAY.

TONIGHT'S CODE IS 10-6-9.

THAT SHOULD CUT DOWN ON UNINVITED GUESTS.

LIKE ME, QUICK KICK?

AMBER, WAIT!

HOW YOU FEELING, LADY JAYE?

WE HEARD YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT.

OH, I'M FINE. HOW'S MY SkyStriker COMING?

SHOULD BE READY IN AN HOUR.

PERFECT, ALICE. JUST PERFECT.

AMBER, PLEASE, STOP!

YOU'LL LAND US BOTH IN THE GUARDHOUSE!

GUNG-HO'S LAST SIGNAL CAME FROM SOMEWHERE ON SNAKE ISLAND.

WE THINK HE FOUND THE COBRA BASE HE WAS LOOKING FOR,

THEN COBRA FOUND HIM.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

AMBER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I, UM...

MY FAULT, DUKE, SORRY.

LET'S GO, AMBER. YOU'RE DOWN TO THE PENNY TOUR NOW.

DESTRO TO COBRA COMMANDER.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, DESTRO,

TO WITNESS MY LATEST STROKE OF BRILLIANCE.

YOU PLANNED AN ATTACK WITHOUT INFORMING ME?!

NOT AN ATTACK -- SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING.

WHAT IS THAT MADMAN UP TO NOW?

THE LONG-RANGE LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM TESTED OUT, DUKE.

THAT'S GREAT, DOC.

WITH THIS BABY CONTROLLING A HIGH-POWERED LASER,

YOU COULD SHOOT A GNAT OFF THE RINGS OF SATURN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] SORRY, UH, THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL IN THE MAP ROOM.

DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

[ Hoarsely ] I DON'T TRUST THAT GIRL.

COME ON, AMBER. I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR SORORITY NOW.

YOUR THROAT STILL BOTHERING YOU, LADY JAYE?

JUST A BIT. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

HAVE DOC CHECK YOU OUT. I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.

IF YOU INSIST, DUKE.

-TOMORROW? -OKAY.

AH, YES.

OUR SPY HAS TRANSMITTED THE JOES' SECURITY CODE.

MY RATTLERS WILL NOW PENETRATE THE JOE DEFENSES WITH EASE.

THE LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM WILL SOON BE MINE.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

COBRA COMMANDER, I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR PLAN.

OUR AGREEMENT SPECIFIES THAT I SUPPLY ALL YOUR WEAPONRY.

I DID NOT VIOLATE OUR AGREEMENT, DESTRO.

AND AS FOR MY PLAN, YOU WILL SEE IT

WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD DOES -- TOMORROW!

BREAKER, RATTLERS COMING IN FAST!

HOW DID THEY GET BY OUR EARLY-WARNING SYSTEM?

A COBRA SPY MUST HAVE GOTTEN OUR NEW CODE!

MOBILIZE AIR DEFENSE. SCRAMBLE THE SkyStrikers.

[ ALARM BLARING ] ROGER!

HEY!

WELL, EXCU-U-SE ME!

Breaker: LADY JAYE'S ON THEIR TAIL.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SkyStrikers?

OUT OF COMMISSION. LADY JAYE'S OUR ONLY HOPE.

LADY JAYE: Duke, I have them in my -- oh, no.

WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?

Two Rattlers behind me, Duke!

I can't shake them.

I'm hit! Engine's on fire!

Controls locked! I'm falling into the sea!

PULL UP, LADY JAYE! PULL UP!

LADY JAYE!

SHE -- SHE'S GONE.

GET EVERY AVAILABLE JOE TO THE BRIEFING ROOM ON THE DOUBLE!

ESPECIALLY QUICK KICK.

LADY JAYE'S SkyStriker WENT DOWN.

WE MAY HAVE LOST HER.

DEEP SIX IS HEADING THE SEARCH OPERATION.

COBRA GOT OUR NEW SECURITY CODE.

OUR LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM HAS ALSO BEEN STOLEN.

WE HAD A VISITOR TONIGHT WHO OVERHEARD OUR DEFENSE CODES

AND SAW WHERE THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM WAS KEPT.

QUICK KICK, THE SPY IS AMBER.

I WANT HER HERE NOW.

[ SIGHS ]

LIKE MAE WEST SAID,

WHEN WOMEN GO WRONG, MEN GO RIGHT AFTER THEM.

I THOUGHT THOSE TWO HAD SOMETHING GOING.

DOESN'T HE CARE THAT SHE --

YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT THE TYPE TO SHOW IT.

ALL RIGHT.

THE SkyStrikers WILL BE AIRWORTHY BY DAWN.

THAT'S WHEN WE HIT COBRA.

[ GIRLS SCREAMING ]

SAY, YOU'RE AMBER'S GUY.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A BROTHER

WITH SHOULDERS LIKE YOURS, WOULD YOU?

NO, A SISTER.

WHERE'S AMBER?

IN OUR ROOM, I GUESS.

AMBER'S WOULD BE THE ONLY NEAT BED.

HOW EMBARRASSING.

HEY, YOUR TELEPHONE-ANSWERING MACHINE LIGHT IS ON.

SOMETIMES SHE LEAVES US MESSAGES WHEN SHE GOES OUT.

PLAY IT FOR ME, WILL YOU?

SURE.

SANDY, THIS IS AMBER.

I'M HEADING FOR SNAKE ISLAND.

IF QUICK KICK SHOWS UP,

DON'T LET HIM KNOW WHERE I'VE GONE.

I'M AFRAID THE JOES THINK I'M A COBRA SPY.

I HAVE TO PROVE I'M NOT.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN THINK OF TO ELIMINATE ANY DOUBT

IS TO GET INSIDE THE COBRA BASE AND SMASH IT BY MYSELF.

WISH ME LUCK.

I'M GONNA NEED IT.

AMBER!

THERE, DESTRO -- THE ULTIMATE LASER.

WITH THE JOE LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM FITTED INSIDE,

I AM READY TO PROCEED.

PROCEED WITH WHAT?

WATCH AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

COBRA COMMANDER, AN INTRUDER!

SEIZE HER!

YOU.

ME?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I BELONG HERE, AMBER.

I WORK FOR COBRA.

LADY JAYE, YOU'RE A COBRA AGENT?

I AM, BUT I'M NOT LADY JAYE.

YOU MAY CALL ME...

THE BARONESS, AND CALL YOURSELF A FOOL.

BECAUSE THE JOES THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SPY,

THEY NEVER SAW ME STEAL THEIR LASER GUIDANCE SYSTEM.

[ LAUGHS ]

Quick Kick: SNAKE ISLAND. WHERE'S AMBER?

THERE IT IS. I FOUND OUR BOAT.

UGH! OH!

Lady Jaye: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW GUEST.

LADY JAYE?

DO YOU KNOW THIS YOUNG LADY, GUNG-HO?

I NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE.

I'M AMBER, A FRIEND OF QUICK KICK.

COBRA COMMANDER'S ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING TERRIBLE

WITH A LASER MACHINE.

WELL, THEN, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, FAST.

[ GROANING ]

IT'S NO USE.

YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A HACKSAW ON YOU?

NO, BUT IF QUICK KICK CAN DO IT, SO CAN I.

HYAH!

BARONESS, WHAT IS THIS PLAN OF THE COMMANDER'S?

I DON'T KNOW. HE WILL TELL ME NOTHING.

Cobra Commander: WATCH NOW, EVERYONE.

TODAY IS V-DAY -- "V" FOR VICTORY!

VERY SOON, THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE THE POWER OF COBRA!

COMMANDER, I DEMAND TO KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS AT ONCE!

SEE FOR YOURSELF, DESTRO.

OVER THERE, LOOK! AN INTRUDER!

UH-OH.

HAVE A NICE TRIP.

BE SURE TO WRITE.

AMBER, ARE YOU IN HERE?!

WHERE IS SHE?

STOP HIM BEFORE HE RUINS MY PLAN!

HE'S HERE FOR THE GIRL WE CAPTURED.

THEN AMBER'S HERE. SHE'S STILL ALIVE.

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW, YOU SNAKES.

I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

HOW DO YOU TURN THIS FOOL THING ON?

[ Imitating James Cagney ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

YOU GOT ME, YOU DIRTY RATS.

I WOULDN'T MAKE JOKES IF I WERE YOU.

TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SCREEN.

NO LONGER WILL PEOPLE SEE THE MAN IN THE MOON EACH NIGHT.

INSTEAD THEY'LL SEE MY FACE

AND KNOW THAT COBRA IS UNDEFEATABLE!

OH, NO!

THIS IS YOUR BRILLIANT SCHEME, COMMANDER?

YOU'VE WASTED MILLIONS ON THIS --

THIS COSMIC GRAFFITI?!

HEY, WHERE ARE THE OTHER PRISONERS?

OH. THEY GOT BORED AND LEFT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LEFT?

WHERE THE DEVIL ARE THEY?

THIS SHOULD COME IN HANDY.

SHALL WE BE GOING?

Cobra Commander: OBSERVE.

EACH NIGHT, THE FACE OF TERROR

WILL SHINE UPON EVERY NATION OF THE GLOBE!

HOLD IT! NOBODY MOVES, AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

AMBER, YOU'RE ALIVE!

YOU CAME FOR ME?

WELL, I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES PLAYING, SO I --

STOP THEM! DESTROY THEM!

BETTER HANG ON TO THIS. I MIGHT NEED IT.

DESTRO! WAIT FOR ME!

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! FOLLOW THEM!

YOU'RE A FOOL, COMMANDER.

IF NOT FOR YOUR MAD SCHEME,

WE WOULD STILL CONTROL SNAKE ISLAND.

UGH!

EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME!

DON'T WORRY, WE'LL HEAD THEM OFF.

GO GET THEM, QUICK KICK!

THE FOOL'S FOLLOWING US. SPLIT UP.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH THE OTHERS.

AND MISS ALL THE ACTION?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU, AMBER?

QUICK KICK, WATCH OUT!

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LOVEBIRDS.

Quick Kick: OUR DRAGONFLY IS HIT!

[ SIGHS ]

THIS MUST BE HEAVEN. I'M IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL.

YOU SOON WILL BE IF WE DON'T RUN LIKE THE DEVIL.

QUICK KICK! SNAKES!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO FACE WHEN YOU'RE A G.I. JOE.

DON'T MOVE. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND.

I THINK I FINALLY GOT THIS THING FIGURED OUT.

OH, QUICK KICK!

NOT YET, AMBER! LOOK!

HEY, SkyStrikers!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

IT LOOKS LIKE WE SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME.

COBRA COMMANDER, DESTRO, AND BARONESS FLEW THE COOP,

BUT WE GOT THEIR WEAPONS AND THEIR MEN.

SORRY WE PEGGED YOU FOR A COBRA SPY, AMBER.

I CERTAINLY GAVE YOU REASON ENOUGH.

I DID EVERYTHING WRONG.

WELL, AMBER, IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE A JOE,

WE'D BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU.

OH, I DO, MORE THAN ANYTHING!

BUT I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR A WHILE.

MAYBE AFTER I FINISH SCHOOL?

ANYTIME, AMBER. ANYTIME.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

I DID A LITTLE FIX-UP WORK ON THE MOON

WITH COBRA'S LASER MACHINE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[ Imitating Bette Davis ] OH, JERRY, DON'T ASK FOR THE MOON.

WE HAVE THE STARS.

JERRY? WHO'S JERRY?

[ Normal voice ] I'M DOING BETTE DAVIS

FROM THE MOVIE "NOW, VOYAGER."

HUH?

OH, QUICK KICK.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU?