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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,918 YO-O-O, JOE! 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,704 ♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪ 3 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,445 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 4 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:13,622 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,668 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 6 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,236 ♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪ 7 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,151 ♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY 8 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪ 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,766 ♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪ 10 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,595 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 11 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:34,295 ♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE 12 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:35,861 G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME 13 00:00:35,948 --> 00:00:39,256 FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE. 14 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:42,346 ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA, 15 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,174 A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION 16 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,003 DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD. 17 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,352 ♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP 18 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,354 ♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪ 19 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,226 ♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE 20 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,751 ♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪ 21 00:00:55,838 --> 00:01:00,451 ♪ G.I. JOE 22 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:20,645 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 23 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,039 OPEN SESAME. 24 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,786 COBRA'S INFORMATION CENTER. 25 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:33,789 CUT THE CHATTER. IS THIS A COFFEE BREAK OR WHAT? 26 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,225 COME ON. 27 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,494 JACKPOT -- COBRA'S MAIN COMPUTER. 28 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,757 ALL THEIR RECENT TRANSACTIONS WITH DUMMY COMPANIES 29 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,455 ARE STORED HERE. 30 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:49,457 AND IN JUST ABOUT TWO SECONDS, 31 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,980 -IT'LL ALL BE OURS. [ THUMP ] 32 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,156 OH! 33 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,898 BAZOOKA, CAN'T YOU BE QUIET? 34 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,291 FEET TANGLED. 35 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,814 GOTCHA. 36 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:02,426 CORRECTION -- WE'VE GOT YOU. 37 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,607 GREAT. THAT WAS THE ONLY DOOR, SHELL BRAIN. 38 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,479 I'LL MAKE ANOTHER. 39 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:12,828 [ ALARM BLARING ] -[ SNARLING ] 40 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,527 DOOR. 41 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:36,417 FLINT, WE'RE BRINGING GUESTS! 42 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,983 COVER US! 43 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:40,377 GROUND FORCES, AIR SUPPORT, MOVE! 44 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,342 ALPINE! 45 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,388 -WHAT? -LOOK, CAVALRY! 46 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:55,349 YEE-HOO! GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIES! 47 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,492 COMING? 48 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:12,061 NO, I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND GET BURIED IN POPCORN. 49 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,629 Woman: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BREAKER. 50 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:17,284 STANDARD COBRA PROTECTION SCHEME -- 51 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,242 SHOULDN'T BE TOO TOUGH TO CRACK. 52 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,244 LOOKS LIKE A REAL-ESTATE TRANSACTION. 53 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,419 Alpine: REAL ESTATE? 54 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,247 REAL ESTATE'S RIGHT, ALPINE. 55 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,162 ACCORDING TO THIS, WELL, 56 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,904 COBRA BOUGHT A DUDE RANCH IN TEXAS. 57 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,601 WHY A DUDE RANCH? 58 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:31,907 I'D LOVE TO KNOW. 59 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,343 WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDERCOVER 60 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,476 WITH BAZOOKA, ALPINE, AND WILD BILL? 61 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,913 Wild Bill: YEE-HOO! 62 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,872 WEST TEXAS, HOME, SWEET HOME! 63 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,701 YA-HA-HOW! 64 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:49,229 YEE-HOO! 65 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,927 SLOW DOWN BEFORE WE TAKE OFF! 66 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,886 CAN'T YOU TAKE A LITTLE WIND IN YOUR HAIR? 67 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,888 NO! 68 00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:00,240 GOSH, ALPINE, COWS... 69 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,329 OIL WELLS. 70 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:05,027 Lady Jaye: NOT OIL WELLS, BAZOOKA, MICROWAVE ANTENNAS -- 71 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:07,899 PART OF A SOLAR-ENERGY FARM. 72 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:10,554 THEY RECEIVE MICROWAVE ENERGY 73 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,904 BEAMED FROM AN ORBITING SATELLITE. 74 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,558 THEN THEY RELAY IT VIA THOSE POWER LINES 75 00:04:14,645 --> 00:04:16,734 TO ELECTRIC PLANTS. 76 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,215 SOLAR-POWER BEAMS COMING DOWN HERE? 77 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,391 AIN'T THAT DANGEROUS, LADY JAYE? 78 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:24,307 NOT IF THE BEAMS ARE CONTROLLED BY THAT MONITORING STATION. 79 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:28,616 IF NOT? 80 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,313 THEY COULD FRY A CITY. 81 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,711 [ BIRD SQUAWKING ] 82 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,329 [ BOTH COUGHING ] 83 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:49,985 HOWDY, Y'ALL. WELL, WELCOME TO LOCO TORO. 84 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:53,467 YOU MUST BE THE AUSTINS. 85 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:56,339 I'M MA JOAD, THIS HERE IS PA, 86 00:04:56,426 --> 00:05:00,691 AND OVER YONDER IS OUR LITTLE DAUGHTER, MARY BELLE. 87 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,345 NAME'S BILL AUSTIN. 88 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,696 THIS HERE'S MY SISTER, JANE... 89 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,568 MY BROTHERS, BIG BOB AND LITTLE BOB. 90 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,700 -HOWDY. -UH, HOWDY. 91 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:13,008 WHY DON'T YOU AND I TAKE A LOOK-SEE AROUND THE RANCH, 92 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:14,226 PRIVATE-LIKE? 93 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,664 WHY, I'D LIKE THAT JUST FINE, MISS JOAD. 94 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:20,232 OH, PLEASE. CALL ME MARY BELLE, MR. BILL. 95 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,061 "MISS JOAD" SOUNDS SO FORMAL. 96 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:26,282 THAT TEXAS TEASE. "CALL ME MARY BELLE." 97 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,066 JEZEBEL'S MORE LIKE IT. 98 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,852 YOUR BROTHER'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, MISS AUSTIN. 99 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,071 WHY DON'T Y'ALL TAKE A LOOK AROUND? 100 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:36,379 RUFUS AND CLAY HERE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR BAGS. 101 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,294 SUPPER'S AT 6:00 SHARP. 102 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,557 YOU HAVE YOURSELVES A GOOD TIME, HEAR? 103 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,603 YOU HEARD THE LADY. LOOK AROUND. 104 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:43,865 I'LL CHECK IN WITH FLINT. 105 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:55,093 LADY JAYE TO FLINT. WE'RE AT THE RANCH. 106 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,747 IT LOOKS LIKE COBRA BOUGHT IT 107 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,793 AS AN R&R CENTER FOR THE TROOPS, 108 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,883 BUT THERE MAY BE MORE TO THIS THAN MEETS THE EYE. 109 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:20,423 I WANT HER KEPT UNDER CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE. 110 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,686 UNDERSTAND? 111 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:25,646 WHY WATCH HER WHEN WE CAN WASTE HER? 112 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,823 WE MUST NOT CAUSE ANY SUSPICION FOR 18 HOURS. 113 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:32,522 THEN I WILL CONTROL THE SOLAR-POWER SATELLITE. 114 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,220 UNTIL THEN, KEEP LADY JAYE AND HER FRIENDS OCCUPIED 115 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:36,570 HOWEVER YOU LIKE. 116 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:40,400 I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING SUITABLE. 117 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,271 WHERE'S WILD BILL? 118 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,882 RIDING THE RANGE WITH THAT TEXAS PEACH, MARY BELLE. 119 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,189 [ LAUGHS ] GOT A CRUSH. 120 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:48,669 NO, REALLY? 121 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:51,019 HOWDY, Y'ALL. 122 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:54,544 MA JOAD TOLD ME TO MAKE SURE YOU FOLKS HAVE A REAL FULL DAY. 123 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,241 Y'ALL WAIT RIGHT HERE 124 00:06:56,328 --> 00:07:00,158 WHILE ME AND THE BOYS SADDLE UP SOME HORSES. 125 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,901 UH, WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 126 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:10,168 [ BULL BRAYING ] 127 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,518 -OW! -OW! 128 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,998 HOLY COW! 129 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,354 BAZOOKA! 130 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,546 Bazooka: ALPINE! 131 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,896 UGH! 132 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,854 [ BULL BRAYING ] 133 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:02,569 YOU OKAY? 134 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,222 MEAN MEAT. 135 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:09,837 [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:13,014 YOU KNOW, I THINK THOSE BUMS SET US UP. 137 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:19,194 THIS HERE'S A MIGHTY EDUCATED HORSE, MISS AUSTIN. 138 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:22,458 MUDPATCH, TELL THE LADY HOW OLD YOU ARE. 139 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,072 HE'S GOT TASTE, TOO. 140 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,988 MUDPATCH, IS THIS A PRETTY LADY? 141 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:33,077 [ SNORTS ] 142 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,558 [ LAUGHS ] 143 00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:39,170 THANK YOU, MUDPATCH. AND I THINK YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME. 144 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,999 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HIM FOR A LITTLE RIDE, MISS? 145 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,958 LET ME GIVE YOU A LEG UP. 146 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,527 [ HORSE NEIGHING ] 147 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:51,487 THERE YOU GO, MISS. HE'S ALL YOURS! 148 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:55,317 WHOA! WHOA, BOY, WHOA! 149 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,629 [ WATER SPLASHES ] 150 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,675 YOU HURT? 151 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,722 OOH. JUST MY PRIDE. 152 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,333 EASY, BOY, EASY. 153 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,727 A BURR! 154 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,294 NO WONDER MUDPATCH TOSSED ME. 155 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:20,734 CALL IT A WILD GUESS, BUT I'D SAY WE WEREN'T WANTED HERE. 156 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,259 AH, TEXAS AIR. 157 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:27,610 NOTHING LIKE IT IN ALL THE 50 STATES. 158 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:28,916 [ HOOFBEATS ] 159 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,265 HMM? 160 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,180 MARY BELLE, YOU SEE THAT? 161 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,051 LOOKS LIKE A DUST STORM. 162 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:37,664 THAT AIN'T NO DUST STORM. THAT'S A STAMPEDE! 163 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:42,103 IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR THE SOLAR FARM CONTROL BLOCKHOUSE! 164 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,279 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 165 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:47,108 YEE-HOO! 166 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:50,241 YEE-HOO! 167 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,558 [ COUGHING ] 168 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,927 ZARTAN'S GOT THE CONTROL CHIP BY NOW. 169 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,364 AND THANKS TO THE STAMPEDE... 170 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:30,673 NOBODY WILL EVEN KNOW THE CHIP IS GONE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 171 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:32,980 OH, NO! 172 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:39,726 THEY'RE COMING BACK THIS WAY! 173 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,520 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] 174 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:55,350 YOU CRAZY COWBOY, YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED! 175 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:59,136 AW, SHOOT, MA'AM. WASN'T MUCH. 176 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,014 YEE-HOO! 177 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,974 ALL RIGHT, FOLKS! 178 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,150 ♪ CHOOSE YOUR PARTNERS AND DON'T BE SHY ♪ 179 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,500 ♪ THEN FORM YOUR SQUARES AND WINK YOUR EYE ♪ 180 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,981 ♪ BOW TO YOUR PARTNER AND SWING HIM AROUND ♪ 181 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,983 ♪ SWING HIM BACK, AND DON'T SIT DOWN ♪ 182 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,072 THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FOR ME. 183 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,944 IT'S NOT FOR THEM, EITHER. 184 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,034 WANT TO FIND OUT WHY? 185 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:30,037 SURE, ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM WILD BILL'S WARBLING. 186 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,995 Wild Bill: ♪ BOW TO YOUR PARTNER, BOW TO YOUR GAL ♪ 187 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,432 ♪ DO-SI-DO WITH A GREAT BIG SMILE ♪ 188 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,791 FOLLOW THE RANCH HANDS. I'LL LOOK IN ON THE JOADS. 189 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,233 BAZOOKA, I DON'T LIKE IT OUT HERE. 190 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,756 DARK. 191 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:56,019 THAT SHOULD BE BETTER. 192 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,022 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 193 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,720 ZARTAN AND THE DREADNOKS! 194 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,504 TROUBLE! 195 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,993 WHERE'S THE LIGHT COMING FROM? 196 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,750 [ DOOR OPENS ] 197 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,067 WITH THE CONTROL CHIP, 198 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:47,941 COBRA'S DESTRUCTIVE POWER IS EQUAL TO THAT OF THE SUN. 199 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:51,988 HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SOMETHING SO SMALL 200 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,381 COULD COMMAND A SATELLITE 201 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,426 ORBITING HUNDREDS OF MILES ABOVE US. 202 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,341 QUITE. 203 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,214 OBSERVE THE POWER THAT IS OURS TO COMMAND. 204 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:09,397 WE CAN DIRECT THE SOLAR SATELLITE'S MICROWAVE BEAMS 205 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:12,748 ANYWHERE, JUST AS WITH THIS MODEL. 206 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,676 YOU SEE, I AM THE NEW FIRE DEPARTMENT. 207 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,766 IF THEY DON'T PAY, I START FIRES. 208 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,202 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 209 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,336 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THEY WILL PAY? 210 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,078 FIRE INSURANCE IS EXPENSIVE, DESTRO. 211 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:41,211 I WOULD SAY...BILLIONS! 212 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,214 BILLIONS! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 213 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,651 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF MY PEOPLE. 214 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,567 DESTRO, QUICKLY -- AN INTRUDER! 215 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:53,180 GOOD. THERE'S JUST ONE JOE LEFT. 216 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,921 Wild Bill: CAN'T RIGHTLY REMEMBER 217 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,140 WHEN I'VE HAD A NICER TIME, MARY BELLE. 218 00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,230 LOOK AT THE STARS. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 219 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,842 THE WEST TEXAS SKY. 220 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,280 YEP, THAT'S A MIGHTY PRETTY SIGHT -- REMINDS ME OF HOME. 221 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,369 BUT, UH, BACK HOME I NEVER HAD ME 222 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,501 A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU, MARY BELLE. 223 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,590 MARY BELLE? 224 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:31,305 MARY BELLE, WHY DON'T YOU -- 225 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,697 BARONESS! 226 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,831 AT YOUR SERVICE...Y'ALL. 227 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,837 WELL, THAT'S VERY PERSUASIVE. 228 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,798 BARONESS! 229 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,802 COBRA COMMANDER SENT ME TO SEE IF YOU NEED ANY HELP. 230 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,631 THAT'S MIGHTY KIND OF YOU, SON! 231 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,634 MIGHTY KIND. 232 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,335 NASA's BEEN GETTING SOME WEIRD TELEMETRY 233 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,815 OFF SOLAR POWER SATELLITE NUMBER ONE. 234 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,601 THEY THINK IT'S TIED IN WITH THAT WEST TEXAS DUDE RANCH 235 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,472 LADY JAYE'S INVESTIGATING. 236 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,300 ANY WORD FROM LADY JAYE, BREAKER? 237 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,432 I TRIED RAISING HER, 238 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,174 BUT THE FREQUENCY IS BEING JAMMED BY -- 239 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,479 NOW WHAT? 240 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,918 THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER. 241 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,703 YOU HAVE 12 HOURS TO PAY COBRA 242 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:25,576 AN INSURANCE PREMIUM OF $1 BILLION IN GOLD BULLION, 243 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,101 OR A CITY WILL BE BURNED. 244 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,973 FOR EVERY HOUR THAT THE PREMIUM PAYMENT IS DELAYED, 245 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,107 AN ADDITIONAL CITY WILL BE ELIMINATED. 246 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,936 AND IF YOU DOUBT COBRA HAS THE POWER 247 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,156 TO CARRY OUT THIS THREAT... 248 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,942 THE DEMONSTRATION THAT I HAVE DEVISED 249 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,945 FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE SHOULD REASSURE YOU. 250 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,817 THAT'S THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE! 251 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,653 WHOA! 252 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:03,266 12 HOURS! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 253 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,792 Flint: LET'S CHECK OUT THAT DUDE RANCH ON THE DOUBLE! 254 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,881 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 255 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,145 Destro: PERIMETER DEFENSE SENSORS 256 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:16,366 INDICATE G.I. JOE TROOPS MOVING IN FROM THE NORTHEAST. 257 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,500 LET THEM COME, DESTRO. 258 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:27,943 NOTHING CAN TOUCH US HERE. 259 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,598 WE HAVE THE WEAPON OF THE CENTURY. 260 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:35,168 AND NASA DEVELOPED IT FOR US AT THEIR COST! 261 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,430 [ CHUCKLES ] 262 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,482 RECONDO, WHAT'S THE WORD? 263 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,875 ALL CLEAR, FLINT. 264 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:51,488 MAYBE TOO CLEAR -- NOT A PERSON IN SIGHT. 265 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,924 THEY GOT TO KNOW WE'RE HERE. 266 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,145 LET'S GIVE THEM AN EDUCATION. MOVE OUT! 267 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,147 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 268 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:02,978 YES, JUST A LITTLE CLOSER. 269 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,458 A LITTLE MORE... 270 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,112 NOW! 271 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,554 WHAT THE... 272 00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,648 HOW AM I GONNA FIX THAT? 273 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,128 [ CHUCKLES ] 274 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:25,218 [ CHUCKLES ] THINK HE'LL GIVE US A TURN? 275 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,699 GET SERIOUS. 276 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,267 Flint, this is Ace. We're making our run. 277 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:34,749 COBRA'S GOT SOME KIND OF LASER DEFENSIVE SCREEN! 278 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,751 YOU CAN'T -- 279 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,448 ACE TO FLINT, 280 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:42,974 I SEEM TO HAVE RUN INTO A PROBLEM...LITERALLY! 281 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,195 SCARLETT TO AIR GROUP, PEEL OFF! 282 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:47,457 REGROUP! 283 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:53,898 RECONDO! HOW'D YOU GET ACROSS? 284 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,553 THAT LASER BEAM'S GREAT FOR BIG TARGETS, FLINT, 285 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,903 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SOMETHING SMALLER... 286 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,819 YEAH, IT'S LIKE USING AN ELEPHANT GUN TO SWAT FLIES. 287 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,778 GREAT. SO, HOW DO WE GET SMALLER? 288 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,301 WE GO IN ON FOOT. 289 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,086 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 290 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,046 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 291 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,927 DESTROY THEM! 292 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,495 I CAN'T PINPOINT SMALL TARGETS! 293 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,801 COUNTERATTACK! 294 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,042 WE NEED OUR MOBILE HEAVY ARTILLERY. 295 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,220 BUT WE'LL NEVER GET IT PAST THAT BIG SOLAR SATELLITE BEAM. 296 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,961 Wild Bill: YEE-HOO! 297 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,441 -YEE-HOO? -YEE-HOO? 298 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,798 YEE-HOO! 299 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,757 HYAH! HYAH! 300 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,498 [ WHISTLES ] 301 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,804 COME ON, MOVE OUT, NOW! HYAH! 302 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:18,157 YEE-HOO, LITTLE DOGGY. HYAH! 303 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,594 STAMPEDE! 304 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,248 [ BULLS BRAYING ] 305 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,605 STOP THEM! 306 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:35,348 WHAT A CRUDE FORM OF WEAPONRY! 307 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,219 NO, DESTRO! 308 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,662 All: YO-O-O, JOE! 309 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,232 WILD BILL! 310 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,106 HOWDY, PARTNERS! 311 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,370 Baroness: LET ME OUT! 312 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,893 Destro: GET OUT OF MY WAY! 313 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,899 PARDON ME, PARTNERS. 314 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,119 THERE'S A LADY I WANT TO TALK WITH! 315 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,561 COME ON OUT, OR I'M COMING IN! 316 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,997 [ MOTOR WHIRRING ] 317 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,312 THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST NEWFANGLED SANITATION SYSTEM 318 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,096 I EVER SAW. 319 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,880 HURRY, YOU FOOLS! 320 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,667 LET'S GET THEM! 321 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,585 [ MOTORS WHIRRING ] 322 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,983 I TOLD YOU THERE WERE HOLES IN THIS PLAN TO BEGIN WITH. 323 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,551 FOILED BY A CATTLE STAMPEDE! 324 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,901 A CATTLE STAMPEDE! 325 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,947 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 326 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:57,386 BUT I'LL BE BACK! 327 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,127 WHAT KEPT YOU? 328 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,477 OH, JUST A LITTLE CATTLE STAMPEDE. 329 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,349 AND THAT'S NO BULL! 330 00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,438 [ LAUGHS ] 331 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,050 [ OWL HOOTS ] 332 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,445 AH, PRETTY NIGHT -- 333 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,622 ALMOST AS PRETTY AS A WEST TEXAS GAL. 334 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,972 [ WHIMPERS ] 335 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,452 AW, HECK, TIMBER. 336 00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:22,672 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE WEREN'T NO REAL TEXAS PEACH. 337 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,674 SHE WAS JUST TOO SWEET. 338 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:27,982 ANYONE FROM TEXAS KNOWS WE GROW OUR PEACHES SASSY! 339 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,593 [ LAUGHING ] 340 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,291 [ HOWLS ] 23087

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