Original subtitles

YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ CAMEL GROANS ]

[ CAMEL GROANS ]

[ JET AIRPLANES SCREECH ]

[ CAMEL GROANS ]

MAJOR BLUDD TO DESERT BASE.

The Joes are on their way.

VERY GOOD, MAJOR.

YOU MAY PROCEED AS INSTRUCTED, WILD WEASEL.

ATTACK!

UH-OH. WE GOT COMPANY!

AMBUSH AT 12:00!

COBRA RATTLERS. I THOUGHT I SMELLED SOMETHING.

BLAST YOU, G.I. JOE!

NOT UNLESS YOU LEARN TO SHOOT STRAIGHT.

WATCH IT, ACE.

YOU GOT A SNAKE TRYING TO BITE YOUR TAIL.

I SEE HIM. TIME TO RESHUFFLE THIS DECK.

THAT OUGHT TO MAKE THE ODDS EVEN.

Looks like they don't want to play anymore.

Let's follow them home.

WILD WEASEL TO DESERT BASE.

THE JOES ARE RIGHT BEHIND US.

COBRA COMMANDER: Good. We're ready to welcome them.

I SHALL PUT DESTRO'S NEWEST TOY TO ITS TEST.

THEY'RE GOING INTO THAT CANYON!

AND WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

COME, MY FOOLISH FOES.

COME INTO COBRA'S PIT.

YES, THAT'S IT.

WE WELCOME YOU! [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

ACE: Those shock waves, they're tearing our planes apart!

GOT TO SEND A DISTRESS SIGNAL TO HEADQUARTERS.

Bail out!

WELL, WE'RE OUT OF THE FRYING PAN...

AND RIGHT INTO THE FIRE!

COBRA CLAWS!

UGH!

UGH!

UGH! UGH!

WE'RE LIKE SITTING DUCKS OUT HERE.

COME ON, TAKE COVER!

IT'S -- IT'S AGAINST MY POLICY TO RUN FROM COBRA.

NOBODY LIKES TO RETREAT, GUNG-HO,

BUT THEIR NUMBERS GOT US BEAT.

WHAT THE...

THEY'VE GOT US!

NOW I KNOW WHAT A TUNA FEELS LIKE!

IT WAS TOO SOON TO REVEAL MY ULTRASONIC WEAPON.

NOW G.I. JOE WILL HAVE TIME TO PREPARE.

PREPARE FOR WHAT?

THEIR AIRCRAFT ARE POWERLESS AGAINST US!

YOU UNDERESTIMATE THEIR INGENUITY, COBRA COMMANDER.

AND YOU WORRY NEEDLESSLY, DESTRO.

THEY ARE NO OBSTACLE TO MY PLAN.

THIS COUNTRY'S OIL FIELDS

SUPPLY A THIRD OF THE FREE WORLD'S ENERGY.

DEPRIVED OF THAT OIL, THE FREE WORLD WILL SWIFTLY FALL

BEFORE COBRA'S SUPERIOR MIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT G.I. JOE?

THEY'LL NOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE YOU DESTROY THE OIL FIELDS.

YOU HAVE GROWN TOO CAUTIOUS, DESTRO,

WHICH IS WHY I, NOT YOU, AM COBRA COMMANDER!

THE CATCH OF THE DAY HAS ARRIVED.

Duke: I WANT ARTILLERY DEPLOYED HERE, COMMUNICATIONS HERE,

AND SkyStrikers HERE, READY TO SCRAMBLE.

COMING UP, FLINT, PRONTO.

ANY WORD FROM ACE YET, ROADBLOCK, OR GUNG-HO?

NO.

-AND THERE ISN'T GONNA BE ANY. -WHAT?

THEY SENT OUT A MAYDAY FROM SOMEWHERE IN THE DESERT.

THEN WE LOST ALL CONTACT.

COBRA.

COME ON, MOVE!

IF IT ISN'T OUR OLD FRIEND COBRA COMMANDER.

Gung-Ho: "FIEND" WOULD BE MORE LIKE IT.

YOUR LEVITY IS MISPLACED, G.I. JOE.

IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT I HAD IN MIND FOR YOU.

COBRA COMMANDER HAS A MIND?

[ LAUGHTER ]

LAUGH WHILE YOU MAY.

[ BEEP ]

I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE HERE TO WITNESS YOUR FATE.

MORE PRESSING MATTERS CALL ME.

NONETHELESS, I TRUST YOU WILL ENJOY MY LITTLE SURPRISE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WE'RE JUST FULL OF SURPRISES.

WHAT SURPRISE? WHAT'S HE GOT IN MIND?

YOU REALLY WANT AN ANSWER?

[ RUMBLING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

SOMETHING MEAN, UGLY,

AND REAL UNFRIENDLY.

[ ROARS ]

UGH.

[ ROARS ]

[ ROARING ]

LOOK OUT!

[ ROARS ]

[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]

WHEW! THAT THING AIN'T SO FAST!

MAYBE, BUT IT'S NOT GONNA GET TIRED, EITHER.

FLINT, I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT ACE AND THE OTHERS.

LIKEWISE, SCARLETT.

BUT WE'VE GOT TO PREPARE

FOR COBRA'S ATTACK ON THE OIL FIELDS.

BESIDES, THOSE THREE GUYS

CAN TAKE PRETTY GOOD CARE OF THEMSELVES.

I HOPE SO.

SCARLETT LOOKS MIGHTY UPSET.

YEAH. I JUST HOPE SHE DOESN'T TRY ANYTHING RISKY.

AH, MY DEAR SCARLETT, WHAT TROUBLES YOU SO?

I-I JUST CAN'T LEAVE MY THREE FRIENDS

TO THE MERCY OF COBRA.

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, SHEIK ALI.

[ ROARING ]

GUNG-HO WAS RIGHT.

WE'RE TIRING A LOT FASTER THAN THAT MACHINE.

BUT HOW DOES IT SEE US?

IT'S GOT NO EYES!

Ace: INFRARED SENSORS.

IT SEES THE HEAT FROM OUR BODIES.

HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD WARM THINGS UP A LITTLE AROUND HERE.

GUNG-HO, GET ME THAT HUNK OF WOOD.

[ BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY ]

KEEP THAT THING DISTRACTED.

MY PLEASURE.

GET A SENSOR FULL OF THIS, CRABBO!

WHATEVER YOU'RE UP TO, ACE, MAKE IT SNAPPY, HEAR?

THEY WANT SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT,

LET'S GIVE IT TO THEM!

NOW!

ROADBLOCK, THINK FAST!

WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE HURRY IT UP?!

COVER ME, ACE!

YOU GOT IT, ROADBLOCK!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

EVEN LASERS CAN'T BLOW THAT THING AWAY!

BOTH OF YOU, TO THE DOOR ON THE DOUBLE!

THIS BETTER WORK.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

MOVE! I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU...

I HOPE.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

WHY AM I ALWAYS SUCH A SUCKER FOR A PRETTY FACE?

SCARLETT, YOU'RE GONNA GET US

INTO A PASSEL OF TROUBLE, YOU KNOW?

COMES WITH THE TERRITORY, COWBOY.

TAKE HER UP!

GOOD HUNTING, SCARLETT!

I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR MISSING FRIENDS!

Destro: I WARNED YOU NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE G.I. JOE!

HOW COULD YOU ALLOW THEM TO ESCAPE?

STOP THEM! THEY MUST NOT LEAVE THIS BASE ALIVE!

UH-OH. DEAD END!

COBRA!

I THOUGHT G.I. JOES NEVER DESERTED ONE OF THEIR OWN.

PURE PROPAGANDA. THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF --

LOOK OUT, IT'S A TRICK!

YAH!

[ GROWLS ]

THAT'LL HOLD COBRA LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO GET OUT OF HERE.

THIS PLACE IS A REGULAR MAZE. WHICH WAY IS OUT?

LADY LUCK WILL DECIDE FOR US. HEADS WE GO RIGHT, TAILS LEFT.

AH, I DON'T MUCK AROUND WITH LUCK.

WE GO RIGHT.

CAN I AT LEAST HAVE MY COIN BACK?

COMMANDER, THE G.I. JOES HAVE ESCAPED.

ESCAPED? INDEED.

THEIR CLEVER LITTLE CAVE-IN HAS SEALED THEIR DOOM.

THEY WILL ALL SLOWLY PERISH.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

NOW LET THE ATTACK COMMENCE.

COBRA ATTACK!

THERE'S A QUARTER MILE OF SOLID ROCK

BETWEEN US AND DAYLIGHT.

WE CAN'T GET UP THERE.

BUT MAYBE WE CAN GO DOWN.

HUH. SAND'S WET, WHICH MEANS...

THERE MUST BE A RIVER UNDER US.

BUT HOW DO WE GET TO IT?

GIVE ME YOUR WEAPONS.

I'M GONNA OVERCHARGE THEM.

THE EXPLOSION SHOULD BLOW A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR.

OR BRING THE ROOF DOWN ON US.

THAT'S A CHANCE WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE. GET BACK.

Gung-Ho: YOU DUG QUITE A HOLE,

BUT I DON'T SEE ANY WATER.

OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!

-WHOA! -WHOA! -WHOA!

[ COUGHS ]

THAT'S ONE SNAKE GROUNDED FOR THE DURATION.

YEAH, BUT WE'RE A LONG WAY FROM BEING OUT OF THE WOODS.

WITH OUR RADAR DOWN, WE'RE FIGHTING HALF-BLIND,

AND WE'RE MISSING OUR BEST PILOT,

OUR HEAVY GUNNER, GUNG-HO, WILD BILL, AND SCARLETT.

WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYBODY?!

UGH!

[ ALL PANTING ]

I THINK WE FOUND OUR WAY OUT.

Wild Bill: IT'S NO USE, RED!

WE MIGHT AS WELL BE LOOKING FOR A HORSEFEATHER IN A HAYSTACK!

IN THAT CASE, I'VE JUST SPOTTED THREE HORSEFEATHERS.

TAKE US DOWN.

HEY, GUYS!

SCARLETT!

WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?

JUST TAKING A LITTLE SWIM.

HEY, LET'S CUT THE HOWDY SHORT, FOLKS.

TAKE A GANDER AT THAT.

Ace: FLINT'S GONNA NEED OUR HELP.

COME ON, BACK TO THE PALACE!

YO, JOE!

WHAT ARE YOU MERCHANTS DOING HERE?

CAN'T YOU SEE THE DANGER?

SEE IT?

WE'RE BLOODY WELL PART OF IT, MATE.

ALL RIGHT, LADS, WE'LL HUSTLE HIM BACK

TO COBRA BASE STRAIGHTAWAY.

SCRAMBLE THOSE JETS!

OKAY, LET'S GIVE COBRA A TASTE OF ITS OWN VENOM.

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

IT'S ABOUT TIME THOSE GOLDBRICKS SHOWED UP.

YIPPEE-AI-YAY!

COBRA, RETREAT!

NOT BAD FOR A BUNCH OF LATECOMERS.

FLINT...

I SEE -- I THINK I...

WHAT'S WITH AIRBORNE? SHELL SHOCK?

NO, HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF E.S.P.,

OR SO HIS FILE SAYS.

THE -- THE SHEIK'S IN TROUBLE.

I THINK COBRA'S KIDNAPPED HIM.

THIS BETTER BE FOR REAL.

SkyStrikers, INTO THE DESERT!

WHOO! IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN AT THE CANYON!

WE'LL NEVER GET NEAR IT!

DESTRO'S WEAPON WILL SHAKE US TO PIECES AGAIN.

IF COBRA'S GOT ALL THE CARDS,

LET'S DEAL OURSELVES A NEW HAND.

IF YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT,

THIS RIVER LEADS RIGHT UNDER COBRA BASE.

ATTACKING AGAIN BY AIR.

THE FOOLS DO NOT SEEM TO LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES.

IS THIS THE SAME DESTRO

WHO WARNED ME NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE G.I. JOE?

IT IS EQUALLY UNWISE

TO UNDERESTIMATE MY GENIUS, COMMANDER.

ACE: Okay, Joes, follow me.

-Yo, Joe! -Yo, Joe! -Yo, Joe! -Yo, Joe!

A LITTLE CLOSER, G.I. JOE.

GET READY. COBRA WILL HAVE US TARGETED ANY SECOND.

PULL BACK!

Cobra Commander: THE JOES ARE GETTING AWAY!

WE NEED MORE ELEVATION BEFORE THEY GET OUT OF RANGE!

Destro: YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE!

MOVE BACK!

ACE AND THE BOYS SET UP A DIVERSION.

NOW IT'S OUR TURN.

YO, JOE!

GIVE ME FULL POWER!

FOOL! THOSE GLIDERS HAVE NO MECHANISMS TO SHAKE APART.

THE WEAPON IS USELESS AGAINST THEM.

AAAAAH!

COBRA COMMANDER! HE'S GONE OVER THE EDGE!

PITY.

HELP ME, YOU IDIOTS!

NEED SOME ASSISTANCE, COMMANDER?

I NEED NO ONE'S ASSISTANCE,

LEAST OF ALL YOURS, DESTRO!

YOUR INVINCIBLE WEAPON ALMOST KILLED ME!

YOUR INCREDIBLE STUPIDITY ALMOST KILLED YOU.

SHEIK ALI, TIME TO EXIT YOUR LITTLE KINGDOM.

Wild Bill: NOW WHERE?

UP, BUT DON'T ASK ME HOW.

ALLOW A LADY TO LEND YOU BOYS A HAND.

LEAVING THE PARTY SO SOON, COMMANDER?

COME ALONG, COMMANDER. THEY WILL NOT DARE STOP US.

NO! YOU MIGHT HIT THE SHEIK!

YOUR USEFULNESS TO US HAS ENDED.

YOU -- YOU TRIED TO DESTROY MY COUNTRY!

YOU MUST FACE JUSTICE!

ALI! NO! LET GO!

JOIN YOUR FRIENDS, SHEIK ALI.

[ GASPS ]

[ Thinking ] YOU'VE GOT ONE SHOT, GIRL.

MAKE IT GOOD.

SCARLETT, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

BUT COBRA COMMANDER AND DESTRO, THEY ESCAPED!

FOR THE MOMENT -- ONLY FOR THE MOMENT.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, SHEIK ALI,

BUT I'M GLAD YOU DID.

IMAGINE SHARING A SHEIK'S BANQUET TABLE!

BUT, SCARLETT, MY COOKS DID NOT PREPARE THE MEAL.

Wild Bill: YEEHAW! COME AND GET IT!

CREPES SUZETTE A LA ROADBLOCK!

AND TEXAS HOT LINKS, FRESH OFF THE BARBECUE!

OOH, DOGGIES!

HOO HOO HOO!

[ Chuckling ] THEY INSISTED.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GET THE CHOW ON THE TABLE, AND LET'S DIG IN!

HEY, I'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]