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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

WILD BILL: All clear in the friendly skies of Washington, D.C., pardners.

NO SIGN OF COBRA ANYWHERE.

Hey, Duke, you sure that Cobra radio message we picked up

was for real?

IF A SNAKE WAS PULLING MY LEG, I'D KNOW IT, WILD BILL.

THEY RUN 20 MILLION BUCKS A DAY THROUGH THOSE PRESSES.

I think that might interest Cobra.

Don't you, Scarlett?

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

YOU'VE SEEN ONE SHEET OF $1,000 BILLS,

YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN 'EM ALL.

YEAH, WELL, TRY AND FIGHT THE BOREDOM, OKAY?

SNAKE EYES, YOU SEE ANYTHING?

ALL CLEAR INSIDE.

How 'bout you Joes outside? Anything to report?

Cover Girl: COVER GIRL HERE, DUKE.

NOT A REPTILE IN SIGHT.

THIS IS THUNDER. DITTO.

DUKE: How does it look at your end, Gung-Ho?

ALL CLEAR, DUKE. NOTHING HAPPENING HERE, EITHER.

SAME HERE -- NOBODY, NOTHING, NOHOW.

I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE WITH THOSE SNAKES.

[ BARKS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME BEFORE YOU CAN LOSE IT, MUTT.

JUST SIT TIGHT. THEY'LL SHOW.

Man: AND THIS IS THE MAIN PRINTING PLANT

WHERE BILLS OF ALL DENOMINATIONS ARE --

COBRA!

OH, MY GOODNESS! AAH!

NO ONE MOVE!

THIS FACILITY HAS BEEN SEIZED BY COBRA!

OH, YEAH?

Bludd: MAJOR BLUDD TO F.A.N.G. SQUADRON --

ONTO THE ROOF WE GO, MATES!

BLUDD TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS!

Cobra Commander: I TRUST YOU HAVE GOOD NEWS, MAJOR.

WELL, WE GOT COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE OLD BUREAU OF ENGRAVING.

IS THAT GOOD NEWS?

EXCELLENT!

WITH NO INTERFERENCE FROM G.I. JOE?

WELL, NOT SO YOU'D NOTICE.

Cobra Officer: NOW, EVERYBODY KEEP STILL!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY SO MUCH AS BREATHE!

NOW!

WELL, THIS IS GETTING EXPENSIVE!

MAJOR BLUDD!

WHAT'S HE UP TO?

LAY ME SOME COVER, SCARLETT!

I'M GOING AFTER MAJOR BLUDD!

YOU GOT IT!

YOU COULD GET HURT PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKERS, MAJOR!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE, G.I. JOE!

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

[ LAUGHS ]

TOOK A LITTLE TUMBLE, EH?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

BE SEEING YOU BACK AT THE OLD COBRA TEMPLE, MATE!

SNAKE EYES, WE'VE GOT TO TAKE OUT THAT CATWALK!

THERE SHE GOES!

[ COBRAS SCREAM ]

IT'S QUIET AS GRANT'S TOMB OUTSIDE.

IN HERE, TOO -- FINALLY.

WE FIGURED AS MUCH, WITH DUKE AROUND.

DUKE!

DUKE, WHAT HAPPENED?

ANYBODY GET THE LICENSE NUMBER OF THAT CRUISE MISSILE?

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, IF YOU CAN CALL A BROKEN HEAD ALL RIGHT.

OH, DEAR LORD, NO!

THAT'S OKAY, PAL. I'LL BE --

THEY TOOK THE A-4 CASSETTE!

NO KIDDING! A-4, HUH?

Scarlett: WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT CASSETTE?

[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ]

THE JOES ARE SUCH FOOLS!

THEY THOUGHT WE WERE AFTER

A FEW MILLION GRUBBY AMERICAN DOLLARS,

WHEN WHAT WE WANT IS SO MUCH GRANDER!

PLAY THE TAPE, MAJOR, BEFORE IT DECAYS WITH AGE.

HERE YOU GO, MATES.

CASSETTE A-4.

EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW

ABOUT THE GOLD DEPOSITORY AT FORT KNOX.

INCLUDING HOW TO GET IN!

[ LAUGHS ]

Scarlett: THERE'S $60 BILLION IN GOLD STORED INSIDE FORT KNOX.

WITH THAT KIND OF CAPITAL,

COBRA COMMANDER WOULDN'T HAVE TO CONQUER THE WORLD --

HE COULD BUY IT.

WILD BILL: Hey, look alive, pardners.

FORT KNOX COMING UP YONDER!

Stack: YOU CAN TELL YOUR CONVOY TO MAKE A U-TURN!

I HAVE AN ENTIRE MECHANIZED DIVISION OUT THERE,

AND I DON'T NEED G.I. JOE'S HELP TO DEFEND MY POST!

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

OH, SERGEANT HAUSER.

ORDERS FROM WASHINGTON, GENERAL STACK.

WHETHER YOU NEED US OR NOT, YOU'VE GOT US.

[ COUGHING ]

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

FOLLOW ME!

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

AND THE WALLS OF THIS BUILDING ARE TITANIUM ALLOY,

20 FEET THICK.

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, YOUR SERVICES ARE NOT NEEDED.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, GENERAL, WE'LL HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE.

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

IN ALL OF MY 30 YEARS OF SERVICE,

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH GROSS INSUBORDINATION!

I'LL HAVE YOU BUSTED --

[ MUFFLED TALKING ]

Shh! NOT A SOUND, GENERAL,

UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE YOUR LAST.

THAT VIDEO WASN'T LYING, ZARTAN.

THIS OLD TUNNEL REALLY IS THE ROAD TO RICHES!

REMOVE THE GENERAL'S UNIFORM.

Duke: COBRA'S OVERDUE.

TO PULL THIS OFF, THEY'D HAVE TO STRIKE SOON.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT COMPLAINING.

-NO, JUST A -- -DUKE, LOOK!

WHAT'S THE BUZZ, PRIVATE?

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOUR POSTS?

GENERAL STACK'S ORDERS, SIR.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

GENERAL, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHY'D YOU ORDER THE TROOPS OUT OF THE VAULT?

WHY, I'M SETTING A TRAP, OF COURSE...

FOR YOU!

Scarlett: ZARTAN!

COBRA!

WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING ON IN THERE?

SCRAMBLE THE SkyStrikers, FAST!

DON'T LET THOSE PLANES GET OFF THE GROUND.

DIVE!

WE GOT TO GET OUR PLANES IN THE AIR!

THAT'S IT.

THEY CLEANED US OUT.

THE DOOR! HEAD FOR IT!

IT'S CLOSING! MOVE!

Zartan: IT'S A BIT TOO SOLID TO PUNCH THROUGH, YOU KNOW.

TIME TO SURRENDER, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

WE GOT TO GET INSIDE THE DEPOSITORY!

LET'S GO!

YO-O-O, JOE!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]

I'M CURIOUS, ZARTAN.

NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THE GOLD,

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT?

YEAH, YOU CAN'T EXACTLY CART IT OFF

IN A RENT-A-TRUCK, CAN YOU?

YOU NEEDN'T BE CONCERNED.

WE HAVE A VERY EFFICIENT MEANS OF TRANSPORT.

THE COBRA BULLET -- FULLY ARMED, FULL ARMORED,

TOP SPEED -- 200 MILES PER HOUR.

IT WILL CARRY THE GOLD TO THE COAST,

WHERE A FLEET OF COBRA SUBMARINES IS WAITING.

AND BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,

YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE DEAD BROKE.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET PAST THAT?

UH, ANYBODY GOT A CAN OPENER?

NO, BUT I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

ZARTAN, THE JOES HAVE RETAKEN THE DEPOSITORY.

IF THEY BREAK INTO THE VAULT AND FIND THE TUNNEL...

THEY'LL STILL BE TOO LATE.

THE TRAIN AND THE GOLD WILL BE GONE.

WHAT'S KEEPING THUNDER?

I THOUGHT HE HAD SOME BIG PLAN TO GET INTO THE VAULT!

[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]

SORRY.

HAD TROUBLE GETTING HER STARTED,

BUT SHE'S RUNNING FINE NOW.

I, UH, THINK YOU ALL MIGHT WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

Short Fuze: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Gung-Ho: EMPTY AS A POOR MAN'S WALLET.

Mutt: THEY STOLE THE GOLD RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES!

NOT TO MENTION DUKE, SCARLETT, AND SNAKE EYES.

[ SNIFFING ]

[ BARKING ]

PUT A LID ON IT, DOG!

HEY, LET GO! WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

MUTT!

YOU OKAY, MUTT?

NO, I BANGED MY FOOL HEAD.

BUT I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORTH IT.

LET'S SEE WHERE THIS THING LEADS.

Zartan: ANOTHER FEW MINUTES, AND WE'RE OFF.

SAY, ZARTAN, WHY DRAG THESE DINGOES AROUND?

THEY AIN'T GOOD FOR MUCH.

NO. CAN'T EAT 'EM, CAN'T DRINK 'EM, CAN'T SPEND 'EM.

HEY, LET'S WASTE 'EM.

NOT JUST YET.

THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUR INSURANCE POLICY.

BLAST IT! WHAT'S KEEPING OUR GUYS?

Wild Bill: I GOT A SIGHTING, GUNG-HO.

THE VARMINTS HAVE A TRAIN AT THE END OF THAT TUNNEL.

THREE GUESSES WHAT'S ON IT.

I ONLY NEED ONE. LET'S GO, GUYS!

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

[ TRAIN HORN BLOWS ]

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THE GOLD!

[ GRUNTS ]

Gung-Ho: THERE GOES COBRA WITH THE GOLD.

HEAD BACK DOWN THE TUNNEL!

WILD BILL, KEEP TRACK OF THAT TRAIN WHILE WE GET SOME WHEELS!

Wild Bill: YOU GOT IT!

Short Fuze: WHEELS? WHAT WHEELS?

Zap: WHEELS ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY, GUNG-HO.

WELL, GRAB WHAT YOU CAN.

MOVE IT!

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

I'VE SEEN TURTLES GO QUICKER THAN THIS.

WE'LL NEVER CATCH THAT TRAIN!

WAIT, I GOT IT!

THERE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE LIVES DOWN THIS ROAD!

HE'S GOT SOME REAL TRANSPORTATION!

GEE, THANKS, MR. MURPHY!

Murphy: SURE, THUNDER. GLAD TO HELP.

TAKE ALL THE MOUNTS YOU NEED.

HORSES? WE'RE GONNA CATCH A BULLET TRAIN WITH HORSES?

NOT JUST ANY HORSES, SON.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THOROUGHBREDS,

THE FASTEST IN THE WORLD!

Gung-Ho: THEY LOOK A LITTLE, UH, SPIRITED.

YOU'D RATHER HAVE A NAG?

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH...

[ BARKS ]

[ NEIGHS ]

DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME. THIS WASN'T MY IDEA.

OKAY, JOES, MOUNT UP!

EASY, NOW, BOY.

[ NEIGHS ]

YA-HOO!

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...

[ NICKERS ]

WHOA!

OH-HO, NO.

BE REASONABLE, HORSE!

I'M REALLY NOT DRESSED FOR RIDING.

AND I DIDN'T JOIN THE HORSE CAVALRY!

HEY, NOTHING TO IT!

AAH!

WE SHOULD'VE TOOK A BUS.

Wild Bill: HEY, GUNG-HO, YOU BETTER SPEED IT UP!

COBRA'S MOVING FAST.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR WAY, WILD BILL!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU THEY WERE FAST?

YEAH, BUT THAT TRAIN HAS A BIG HEAD START.

[ TRAIN HORN BLARES ]

JUST FOLLOW ME!

WE'LL HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS!

NOW, THERE'S AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT.

THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US NOW.

OUR INSURANCE POLICY PAID OFF.

ALL RIGHT, ELIMINATE THE PRISONERS.

YES, SIR.

BRING THE FIRST PRISONER.

Scarlett: OH, NO!

SNAKE EYES!

STOP! NO! AAH!

YO-O-O, JOE!

UP TOP, GUYS.

LET'S GET TO THE ENGINE AND STOP THIS TRAIN!

WHY NOT? I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

[ HORSES WHINNY ]

[ TRAIN HORN BLARES ]

WE MADE IT. AND HERE SHE COMES!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON UP FRONT?

OH, NO!

LET'S RIDE!

SHE'S SLOWIN' DOWN, BOYS!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

LET'S GET THIS CRATE MOVING, ZARTAN!

AHA!

IF THE JOES WANT THE GOLD BACK THIS BADLY,

THEN I'LL GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT...

RIGHT ON TOP OF THEIR BLOODY HEADS!

BLAST IT ALL! IT DIDN'T WORK!

IT'S YOUR TURN, ZARTAN!

THAT'S NOT NICE!

[ CHAINSAW BUZZES ]

WITH THESE GUYS,

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE EYES IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD!

Buzzer: WHOA! IT CUT THROUGH THE PRESSURE REGULATOR!

Torch: ZARTAN, SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

WHOO-EY!

I HOPE OUR GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.

Zartan: THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN,

OR FORGIVEN, G.I. JOE.

WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I CHANGED MY HAIR COLOR?

WHAT?

I WAS THINKING MAYBE BLACK AND BLUE, TO MATCH MY FACE.

WAS THIS TRIP REALLY NECESSARY?

YOU FOLKS OKAY?

I'VE GOT A MEDICAL KIT BACK IN THE DRAGONFL--

WHY, YOU ORNERY, THIEVIN' POLECATS!

AW, DAD-BLAME IT!

CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON 'EM FOR A SECOND.

WELL, AT LEAST WE SAVED THE GOLD.

WHICH REMINDS ME --

GENERAL STACK OWES US AN APOLOGY.

Stack: I'LL PUT IT IN WRITING, IF YOU'D LIKE, SERGEANT HAUSER.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU.

YOU SHOULD THANK SPENCER MURPHY, TOO, GENERAL.

WITHOUT HIS HORSES...

YOU'LL GET A MEDAL FOR THIS, MR. MURPHY.

I'D RATHER HAVE MY HORSES BACK, GENERAL.

AW, WE GOT TO GIVE 'EM BACK?

BUT I WAS JUST GETTING THE HANG OF IT!

WHOA!

[ LAUGHTER ]

GO AHEAD, LAUGH!

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

HAPPY TRAILS, GUNG-HO!