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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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[ TICKING ]
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Woman:
AIN'T THEY PURTY?
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YES. BUT THIS...
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IS PRETTIER, ISN'T IT?
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LARGE BILLS? GOOD.
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I DON'T WANT TO STRAIN MYSELF
CARRYING 'EM.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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WHAT ARE THEY,
CRAZY OR SOMETHIN'?
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WOW.
YOU GUYS IS AMAZING!
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WORKING FOR YOU
IS LIKE GOING TO THE CIRCUS!
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ANYWAY, HERE'S THE TRUCK
YOU WANTED.
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GOOD. LET'S START...
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LOADING THE MERCHANDISE.
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-WE'LL BE...
-OUT FOR A WHILE.
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WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
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Crimson Guard
to Cobra Commander.
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Mission accomplished.
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-We're coming in.
-We're coming in.
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Cobra Commander:
SO, DESTRO,
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IS THE THERMOMOLECULAR
IGNITION TRANSMITTER READY?
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YES, COMMANDER.
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I AM ABOUT TO MAKE
THE FIRST TEST.
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SUCCESS AT LAST, DESTRO!
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BY TOMORROW,
THE UNITED STATES SHALL BE OURS!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GOLDBRICKS.
PONY UP.
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WHO'S GOT THE COURAGE
TO STAY AND SEE THESE BEAUTIES?
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HMM, NOT ME,
UNLESS YOU WANT TO STAKE ME.
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YOU GUYS
GONNA FOLD OR BE SORRY?
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YOU KNOW, LUCK'S LIKE
CLIMBING MOUNTAINS.
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YOU HIT THE PEAK, AND THERE'S
NOWHERE TO GO BUT DOWN.
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OH, I'M AT THE PEAK ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M PITCHIN' CAMP.
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RIP CORD, YOU IN OR OUT?
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I THINK YOU'RE FLYING
WITHOUT A CHUTE.
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READ 'EM AND WEEP, FELLAS.
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I GOT A -- OHH!
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YAAAAH!
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WHAT THE...
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DID ALL YOUR CASH
JUST DO THE BIG FLASH?
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WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS...
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Breaker:
I THINK I'VE GOT YOUR MAN.
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ATTENTION, CITIZENS!
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DUE TO THE FINANCIAL
IRRESPONSIBILITY
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AND INCOMPETENCE
OF YOUR LEADERS,
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COBRA HAS FOUND IT NECESSARY
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TO RESTRUCTURE
YOUR NATION'S ECONOMY.
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WE HAVE BEGUN BY ELIMINATING
THE WORTHLESS GREEN PAPER
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WHICH YOUR GOVERNMENT
HAS DECEIVED YOU
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INTO BELIEVING IS VALUABLE.
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COBRA WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE.
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AND OUT OF THE ASHES
WILL ARISE A NEW ORDER!
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HENRY!
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[ CROWD CHANTING
"WE WANT MONEY!" ]
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COBRA HAS US EXACTLY
WHERE THEY WANT US -- HELPLESS.
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IN LESS THAN A WEEK,
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BUYING AND SELLING HAVE BEEN
REPLACED BY RIOTING AND LOOTING.
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AND YOU CAN'T RE-ESTABLISH ORDER
UNTIL YOU PRINT NEW CURRENCY.
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AND YOU CAN'T PRINT NEW CURRENCY
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BECAUSE COBRA
WILL JUST DESTROY IT.
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YEAH, IN SHORT, COBRA'S GOT US
BASTING OVER A FIRE.
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AND TIME IS ON THEIR SIDE.
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WITH EVERY PASSING DAY, THE
ECONOMY SINKS DEEPER INTO CHAOS.
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SO COBRA COMMANDER
JUST HAS TO SIT BACK
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AND WAIT FOR THE COUNTRY
TO FALL INTO HIS HANDS.
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THEN WE HAVE ONE THING
GOING FOR US --
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HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WAIT.
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HEY, BOSS!
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THAT HISSING FOOL'S
ON THE TV AGAIN!
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CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES,
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I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
COBRA'S ECONOMIC RECOVERY PLAN.
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IF YOU WANT MONEY
TO BUY FOOD FOR YOUR CHILDREN,
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TAKE ALL YOUR VALUABLES
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TO THE NEAREST BRANCH
OF EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.
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THERE, ALL GOODS WILL BE
EXCHANGED FOR COBRA CURRENCY.
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THAT'S IT!
WE'VE GOT OUR LEAD.
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LET'S PAY A VISIT
TO EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES.
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FLINT, LOOK!
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HEY, GET IN LINE!
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ARE YOU DEAF?
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I SAID GET IN LINE!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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UNLESS YOU WANT MORE OF THAT,
DO LIKE I SAID.
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LEAVE HER ALONE!
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WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT!
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT A FIGHT NOW,
FLY BOY!
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Flint:
NO, DON'T FIGHT BACK!
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WE WANT TO PREVENT A RIOT,
NOT START ONE!
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FOLKS, PLEASE!
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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PANIC WILL ONLY
MAKE THINGS WORSE!
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YOU STAY PUT, LILY.
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OKAY, DAD.
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HERE, FELLAS.
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I GOT SOMETHING
TO TIE UP THEM YAHOOS WITH.
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LOOK! IN THE TRUCK!
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DADDY, SAVE ME!
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Lily: DADDY!
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THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
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AAH!
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DADDY!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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THANKS, MISTER.
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I AIN'T SEEN ROPING LIKE THAT
SINCE THE '66 COUNTY FAIR!
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LET 'EM GO!
THEY SAVED MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE!
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WELL, I GUESS HE'S RIGHT.
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THIS MUST BE
THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
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YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
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I'VE GOT MY ORDERS!
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YOU GOT ORDERS, TOO?
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UH, TAKE THE ELEVATOR
RIGHT UP TO THE PENTHOUSE!
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THEY'RE IN THE ELEVATOR NOW.
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ALL RIGHT,
STAY BACK!
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DO ANY OF YOU
HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
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MY TURN.
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YOUNG MAN!
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Tomax:
WOULD YOU MIND?
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Xamot:
THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS.
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PLEASE,
MISS HENDERHAUNCH...
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IGNORE THIS INTRUSION.
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CUT THE ACT, YOU CLOWNS.
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WE KNOW YOU'RE WORKING
FOR COBRA.
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ON THE CONTRARY.
WE'RE MERELY ACTING...
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AS BROKERS FOR A CLIENT,
IN RETURN FOR...
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A PERCENTAGE
OF THE GROSS.
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-WE'VE DONE NOTHING...
-ILLEGAL.
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-COBRA'S MONEY IS...
-AS GOOD AS ANYONE'S.
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-IN FACT...
-THESE DAYS...
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IT'S BETTER.
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-AFTER ALL...
-THESE ARE TROUBLED TIMES.
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I'M GONNA TROUBLE YOUR FACES
INTO PASTA!
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SORRY ABOUT THIS INTERRUPTION,
MADELINE.
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WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE OUR TALK
ON THE PLANE TOMORROW?
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ALL RIGHT. 9:00 SHARP.
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BUT NEVER
KEEP A HENDERHAUNCH WAITING.
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THEY'RE RIGHT.
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THEY'RE WITHIN THE LAW.
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THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
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-ARE YOU...
-STILL HERE?
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-UH, WE WERE HOPING...
-YOU'D SHOW US...
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BACK TO THE ELEVATOR.
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-HMM?
-HMM?
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I REALLY DON'T SEE
WHY AN ESCORT IS NECESSARY.
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SORRY, LADY.
WE'VE GOT OUR ORDERS.
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BOMBS AWAY!
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GET LOST!
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YOU RUFFIAN!
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QUIET!
PLEASE, MISS HENDERHAUNCH.
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WE'RE REAL SORRY
ABOUT THIS, MA'AM.
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Flint: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
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Thunder:
[ LAUGHS ] WE DID IT!
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YEAH. NOW LET'S CHECK
ON OUR GUEST.
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I HAVE A FEELING
MISS HENDERHAUNCH
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IS GOING TO BE PERTURBED.
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[ LAUGHS ] MARVELOUS.
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THIS GENTLEMAN
HAS JUST GIVEN ME
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THE MOST WONDERFUL RECIPE
FOR SOUFFLé.
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HEY, MAN, I'M A GOURMET.
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Tomax: SOON YOU'LL SEE
THAT THERE'S NO SAFER PLACE
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FOR YOUR VALUABLES...
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THAN WITH OUR
ASSOCIATES AT COBRA.
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I'M CERTAINLY IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR SECURITY,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD ME
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WHERE WE'RE GOING.
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SUCH PRECAUTIONS
ARE NECESSARY...
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TO DETER POTENTIAL SPIES.
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MM, SPIES.
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YES, I -- I SUPPOSE.
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[ BEEPING ]
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Flint: LADY JAYE'S
HOMING SIGNAL. LET'S SCRAMBLE.
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ Singsongy voice ]
YO-O-O, JOE!
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Ace: ACE TO FLINT --
TARGET IS DESCENDING!
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IN THE ROCKIES?
THEY'RE CRAZY!
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THEY'RE GONNA CRASH
INTO THAT MOUNTAIN!
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THE PLANE!
IT'S --IT'S GONE!
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BUT I DON'T GET ANY CRASH SIGNS
ON INFRARED.
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Xamot:
AS YOU SEE, OUR VAULT...
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Tomax:
IS COMPLETELY SECURE.
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Henderhaunch:
HMM, I SHOULD SAY SO.
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IN ADDITION
TO THE GROUND FORCES...
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COBRA POLAR ASSAULT TROOPS
ARE IN CONSTANT READINESS.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:09,380
BUT MAY I SEE THE VAULT ITSELF?
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OF COURSE.
I'LL ESCORT YOU INSIDE...
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00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,864
WHILE I CHECK IN
WITH OUR BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
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WE'RE STILL GETTING
LADY JAYE'S SIGNAL.
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IT'S WEAKER,
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BUT IT SEEMS TO BE COMING
FROM INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING
EVEN STRANGER?
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THAT MOUNTAIN'S INVISIBLE
ON RADAR.
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MAYBE THE COLD CLIMATE'S
AFFECTING THE INSTRUMENTS.
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00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,577
OR THAT MOUNTAIN ISN'T THERE.
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Tomax: THIS ENTIRE COBRA TEMPLE
IS OUR VAULT.
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LOOK, THE TREASURE ALREADY,
UH, GIVEN OVER TO OUR CARE.
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AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS
THE LARGEST STOCKPILE
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OF TANGIBLE ASSETS
EVER ASSEMBLED.
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ASTOUNDING.
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UH, WHAT'S IN HERE?
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OH, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT,
REALLY.
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JUST AN ANCILLARY OPERATION.
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I SEE.
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WELL, TOUR'S OVER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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READY TO TRUST OUR BANK?
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00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,612
UH, WHAT'S IN THERE?
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00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,744
WHY, JUST...
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00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,312
LOOKS LIKE
SOME KIND OF BIG RADIO.
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00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:14,358
WE HAVE TO, UH, KEEP IN TOUCH
WITH THE NEW YORK OFFICE.
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OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
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JUST ONE MORE QUESTION --
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DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ANYONE
TO SWALLOW SUCH UTTER HOGWASH?
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I WONDERED
WHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG!
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SHE'S A SPY!
I'VE GOT HER GUN!
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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ME!
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00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,471
HUH. A DOUBLE PLAY!
235
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,084
LADY JAYE'S SIGNAL HAS STOPPED.
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SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE!
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KEEP YOUR WEAPONS
AT THE READY.
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UP THERE!
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HEY, WHAT'S THE RACKET?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LOOK?
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OHH!
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THIS IS ONE TIME
I DON'T MIND GETTING THE BOOT.
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WE CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
I'M JUMPING!
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AND SPLATTER YOURSELF
ON THAT MOUNTAIN?
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ONLY IF IT'S REALLY THERE,
ACE.
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RIP CORD,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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POP YOUR CHUTE!
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NOT YET!
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MY INSTINCTS SAY
THAT MOUNTAIN ISN'T THERE!
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PULL THE CORD, YOU MANIAC!
THAT MOUNTAIN IS REAL!
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00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,874
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT,
BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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Ace:
RIP CORD, CAN YOU READ ME?
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ACE, THIS IS WILD!
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I JUST FELL THROUGH A HOLOGRAM!
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FLINT, THIS IS RIP CORD!
I'M OVER IT -- SNAKE CITY!
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BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP!
DO YOU READ?
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Flint: THIS IS FLINT, RIP CORD!
WE READ YOU!
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AND AS FOR HELP, YOU GOT IT!
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE OUT!
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DESTRO, BARONESS!
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THE JOES HAVE FOUND US!
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MAN YOUR FLIGHT PODS!
LEAD THE ASSAULT FORCES!
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00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,566
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, COMMANDER?
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00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:03,179
I SHALL BE DIRECTING THE BATTLE
FROM A REMOTE LOCATION.
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Flint:
NOTHING OUT THERE BUT SNOW.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!
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YA-HOO!
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MUSIC TO MY EARS!
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OH, NO!
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Tomax:
I'LL GO COLLECT HER...
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Xamot:
IF SHE'S STILL ALIVE.
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COME ON, COBRA,
MEET YOUR MONGOOSE!
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THEY ARE FOLLOWING
OUR PLAN PERFECTLY.
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MELT THE SNOW, FIREFLY!
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UH-OH!
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I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
MY SWIMMING TRUNKS!
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00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,039
CAN YOU MOVE IT?
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00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,606
NO, IT'S UP OVER OUR TRACKS!
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Guard: MAKE CERTAIN
NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
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GET NEAR THE THERMOMOLECULAR
IGNITION TRANSMITTER.
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HMM. A PITY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN HAD TO PERISH.
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YOUR VICTIMS ALL HAVE
ONE THING IN COMMON --
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LONGEVITY!
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I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO COMPETE
IN A CONTEST OF STRENGTH,
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ESPECIALLY WITH ONE
SO OBVIOUSLY INFERIOR.
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I FEEL THE SAME WAY...
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ABOUT INTELLIGENCE!
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NOTHING BUT MUD!
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HERE, GIVE ME A HAND!
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EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?
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00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,785
JUST A WEE BIT WATERLOGGED!
295
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ROADBLOCK, LOOK OUT!
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SURRENDER!
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00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,794
WE HAVE YOU, G.I. JOE!
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OUR REMOTE-CONTROLLED ASPS
WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
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00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:28,281
Flint: OH, YEAH?
WELL, HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE!
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00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,771
IT'S NOT OVER YET, MY DEAR.
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THERE ARE TWO OF US, REMEMBER?
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XAMOT!
WHAT HIT YOU?
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I'M COMING, XAMOT!
HOLD ON!
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00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:59,225
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,358
YOU AND I STILL HAVE
A SCORE TO SETTLE.
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00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,321
BOY, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
TELEGRAPHING YOUR PUNCHES.
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ENOUGH! I GIVE UP!
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I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM!
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TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
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G.I. JOE!
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WELL, TIME FOR BYE-BYE, JOE!
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CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER,
ROADBLOCK.
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AW, RELAX.
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00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,833
THIS CAN'T GO ON
FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE WEEKS!
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00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:51,407
5...4...3...2...1.
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00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,325
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN?
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Baroness: GREEDY FOOLS,
FORGET THE MONEY!
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00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:09,295
IT'S ONLY A GOLD-PLATED
BATTLE COBRA POLYMER ALLOY!
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00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,950
IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD
IF THE JOES DEFEAT US!
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00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,909
Roadblock: QUICK,
WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED!
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KNOCK OUT THOSE ASPS!
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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GREEDY FOOLS! BAH!
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[ ROADBLOCK LAUGHS ]
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WHAT SAY
WE DEPOSIT THESE TURKEYS
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00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,982
FOR A LONG TERM
IN THE BANK OF SING SING?
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00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:49,204
FLINT, THE CRIMSON GUARD
COMMANDERS ARE GONE.
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00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,901
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
LADY JAYE.
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00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:55,384
PERSONALLY, I WAS GETTING SICK
OF SEEING DOUBLE ANYWAY.
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00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,735
WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT
SOME MONEY BACK ON THE TABLE,
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00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,563
LET'S FINISH THIS GAME.
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00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,913
ALL RIGHT,
JUST SHOVE IT OVER HERE.
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00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,264
I'VE GOT A FLUSH.
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00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,744
BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN DYING
TO FIND OUT,
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00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:08,745
RIP CORD, OLD BUDDY.
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00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,269
YOU NEVER FINISHED TELLING US
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00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,096
HOW YOU GOT PAST
THAT POLAR TROOPER.
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00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,534
NO BIG DEAL.
TIED HIS SHOELACES TOGETHER.
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00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:18,407
WHEN HE WENT FOR ME,
HE FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE.
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JUST LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO,
"OLD BUDDY."
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00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:25,893
I'VE GOT A FULL HOUSE, AND
YOU'VE GOT AN EMPTY WALLET!
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TERRIFIC.
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00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:30,463
JUST LIKE COBRA --
YOU GOT MONEY TO BURN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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