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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Harper: ELECT ME YOUR MAYOR, AND I, ROBERT HARPER,

WILL BRING LAW AND ORDER BACK TO OUR GREAT CITY.

[ SIREN WAILS ] -[ LAUGHS ]

TRY AND CATCH ME, MR. LAW AND ORDER!

YEAH?

WHO YOU VOTING FOR TOMORROW?

WHAT? WHO ARE YOU?

WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS?

I'M RICK. THAT'S PELAR.

WE'RE TAKING A POLL, MAN.

WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?

H-HARPER!

I'M FOR ROBERT HARPER!

WRONG!

YOU MAN IS WHITTIER GREENWAY,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!

YOU UNDERSTAND?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Harper: AND THAT'S WHY I APPEAR HERE ON THIS PLATFORM THIS AFTERNOON.

PULL OVER!

MR. GREENWAY'S SUPPORTERS...

DON'T LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

Man: WHO DOES?

QUIET! WE CAN'T HEAR HIM SPEAK!

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S TALKING WITH HIS MOUTH FULL!

SHARP: The street gangs are running wild.

The police can't control the situation,

so the president's asked me to send in a unit of Joes.

WE'RE A HANDFUL, NOT A UNIT, COLONEL SHARP.

This isn't a full-scale assault, Scarlett.

I HOPE THE ENEMY KNOWS THAT.

The "enemy," Lady Jaye, is barely old enough to vote.

All of you, keep your heads about you.

Understood?

PLEASE! PLEASE! LISTEN TO REASON!

WE'VE LISTENED ENOUGH, MR. LAW AND ORDER!

[ GROWLS ]

HEY!

GET OFF ME!

OW!

[ TIMBER BARKS ]

OH, TERRIFIC.

NOW WE GET TO PLAY HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK.

[ FREEDOM SHRIEKS ]

THE BIRD HAS THE WORD. UP WE GO!

THEY'RE COMING! FAST!

LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T GET THE DAY OFF AFTER ALL.

THE BLUE-JEAN BRIGADE BLEW IT, MATES.

WE GOT US SOME JOES TO WRECK.

Lady Jaye: THE DREADNOKS!

THEN COBRA'S MIXED UP IN...

G'DAY, JOES!

[ SCREAMING ]

Buzzer: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR?

GET DOWN THERE AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY PRISONERS.

AND NOW, LADIES, GOODBYE TO YOU, TOO!

GRAB ON!

UH, WE'LL PAY FOR THE WINDOW, MISTER. HONEST.

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

WHERE COULD THEY GO SO QUICKLY?

BEATS ME, BUT WE'VE GOT TO START SOMEWHERE.

LET'S SCOUT THE SCENE BACK IN THE PARK.

Harper: SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANING ]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND YOU, AS WELL.

JUST DOING OUR JOB, MR. HARPER.

COME ON. LET'S ALL GET OUT OF HERE.

Zap: SO, HOW'S IT FEEL, PELAR, BEING A TWO-BIT TOADY TO COBRA?

-JUST LIKE THE -- -IT FEELS OKAY!

WE BEAT G.I. JOE, DIDN'T WE?

LIKE SNORKELFISH YOU DID!

WE CAUGHT 'EM.

YES, LOVE.

IF YOU'D DONE IT RIGHT,

WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO SHOW OURSELVES YET.

YOU WAS PAID TO DO A JOB,

AND YOU BOLLOCKSED IT UP GOOD, YOU DID.

TWO JOEYS GOT AWAY.

WE OUGHT TO GET A REFUND FROM YOUR PAY PACKETS, WE SHOULD.

WE DON'T GOT TO TAKE THIS!

IS THAT RIGHT NOW?

AAH!

Ripper: YOU'LL DO WHAT WE SAY AND LIKE IT.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE PAID FOR.

AND THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO, MATES,

IS GET THEM PRISONERS BACK!

[ TRAIN HORN BLARES ]

[ SCREAMS ]

THAT'LL BE FAR ENOUGH.

AND IF YOU MATES KEEP RUNNING,

YOUR FRIEND HERE WILL SIZZLE LIKE A FRENCH FRY!

RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS.

WE'VE GOT A COZY LITTLE SUITE JUST WAITING FOR YOU.

LET'S GO, YO JOEY. [ LAUGHS ]

Harper: YOU'VE BOTH BEEN MORE THAN KIND,

BUT NOW I'M LATE FOR A MEETING WITH MY ADVISORS,

SO I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE MY HASTE.

OF COURSE.

WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT OUT HERE

IN CASE ANYONE FOLLOWED US AND WANTS TO MAKE TROUBLE?

REALLY, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

LET'S HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. HARPER.

YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT...

DECLINED TO DRAG IN.

-CONGRATULATIONS. -CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU, XAMOT, TOMAX.

UM, CONGRATULATIONS FOR WHAT?

YOU WILL SEE...

-AND HEAR... -IN A MOMENT.

[ BUZZER ]

CONGRATULATIONS, MR. HARPER,

OR SHOULD I SAY, MR. MAYOR.

YOU HOLD A COMMANDING LEAD IN THE POLLS.

YOU'RE A SHOO-IN...

TO BE ELECTED.

[ LAUGHS ] YES.

AND ALL THESE STREET-GANG ATTACKS

HAVE BROUGHT THE G.I. JOES TO MY SIDE.

THEY'RE PROTECTING ME.

WHAT?

[ LAUGHS ]

G.I. JOE ON THE SIDE OF COBRA?

HOW DELICIOUS.

THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF LAW AND ORDER ARE BEHIND...

YOU, A LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHO COULD ASK FOR ANY...

...THING MORE?

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

YOU KNOW I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT HEIGHTS.

WE NEED TO KNOW WHY COBRA'S MIXED UP IN THIS ELECTION.

ALL THESE CORDS ARE NEVER LONG ENOUGH.

AND I'VE GOT A HUNCH SOME OF THE ANSWERS MAY BE UP THERE.

Lady Jaye: I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT YOUR HUNCHES, EITHER.

WITH YOU ON OUR SIDE, MR. HARPER,

WE CAN ATTAIN OUR GOALS BY SIMPLY MAKING THEM LAWS.

THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY HUNCH I HAD.

SOUNDS LIKE COBRA'S FINANCING HARPER'S CAMPAIGN.

LISTEN!

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STREET GANGS?

THE STREET GANGS ARE COBRA'S PAWNS, MR. HARPER.

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY THINK WE REALLY WANT...

WHITTIER GREENWAY TO WIN.

IT MAKES THEIR HATRED OF YOU...

MORE REAL.

AND THEIR ATTACKS ON YOU...

HAVE SWUNG THE VOTERS OVER TO YOUR SIDE.

SIMPLY ARREST THEM ONCE YOU TAKE OFFICE.

YOU'LL BE KEEPING YOUR CAMPAIGN PROMISE.

[ LAUGHS ]

THE ONLY WAY WE CAN STOP THIS

IS TO TELL THE GANGS WHAT'S GOING ON.

UH, PARDON US.

WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS WE...

MUST ATTEND TO.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

[ TOMAX AND XAMOT SCREAM ]

GOODBYE, LADIES.

AAH!

THE FIRST CORD!

NOT AGAIN.

AAH!

AAH!

XAMOT! THEY HIT XAMOT! OHH!

AAAAAAH!

GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH.

NOW IF WE COULD JUST GET ONE GANG LEADER

TO LISTEN TO THE TRUTH...

AND MAKE HIM BELIEVE IT.

HELLO, WHAT'S THIS?

REINFORCEMENTS NOW THAT THE BATTLE'S OVER?

NOT UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THIS MESSAGE.

OH, COME ON, MATE.

COBRA COMMANDER KNOWS I CAN'T READ.

"TO ENSURE VICTORY,

"THE FINAL RALLY WILL INCLUDE SOME SPECIAL FIREWORKS

"DEVELOPED BY FIREFLY.

"THE PLAN IS GOING WELL.

"TAKE CARE NOT TO FAIL.

ZARTAN."

RUBBISH!

THIS HERE'S THE ONLY INSURANCE AGAINST FAILURE.

TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT, SO HERE --

TAKE OFF AND GET SOME REST.

HEY, COME ON! LET'S PARTY!

WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF, TOO.

YOU GUYS WATCH THEM JOES.

MAKE SURE THEY STAY PUT.

NOT THAT THEY'RE GOING ANYWHERE, MIND YOU.

FAILURE WILL BE COSTLY.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

Lady Jaye: WE NEED A MEETING WITH A GANG LEADER.

IT'S IMPERATIVE -- LIFE AND DEATH.

WHOSE LIFE AND DEATH? NOT MINE.

I KNOW ONE OF THE GANG LEADERS.

-WHO ARE YOU? -WHO CARES WHO HE IS?

TAKE US TO HIM.

HER.

AND WHAT DO I GET IF I HELP YOU?

I GOT MY FUTURE TO THINK OF.

I'M 10 ALREADY.

WANT TO SEE 11, KID?

HEY, YOU'RE TOUGH. OKAY.

20 BUCKS, AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO PELAR VASQUEZ.

BUT FIRST I GOT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT WITH HER.

WHY, YOU LITTLE...

SHE'S MY SISTER. I GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR HER.

LET ME HOLD YOUR WEAPONS TILL AFTER THE MEETING.

THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

WE'LL FIND HER OURSELVES.

I GUESS YOU COULD TRY.

YEAH, AND WE'LL BE SEARCHING TILL NEXT MOTHER'S DAY.

THERE'S NO CHOICE, LADY JAYE.

THANKS.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

IT BETTER BE.

[ DOOR OPENS ] -RIGHT IN HERE, LADIES.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF 'EM, MAMA.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

HAVE YOU COME TO ARREST MY PELAR?

WE'RE NOT POLICE, MRS. VASQUEZ.

SHE IS REALLY A GOOD GIRL, DEEP DOWN.

SOMETIMES SO DEEP YOU CAN'T FIND IT, THOUGH.

BUT, PELAR, THEY PAID MONEY!

MONEY YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO TAKE!

MY BROTHER TITO SAYS YOU PAID TO TALK TO ME.

TALK FAST!

OKAY, SISTER, HOW'S THIS?

YOU AND YOUR GANG HAVE BEEN HAD.

COBRA'S USING YOU TO HELP HARPER GET ELECTED.

AND ONCE HARPER'S IN, YOU AND YOUR PALS GET THE ROYAL DUMP,

RIGHT INTO JAIL.

IS THAT FAST ENOUGH?

YOU LIE!

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

JUST LISTEN FOR ONCE, PELAR.

COBRA PROTECTS US, GIVES US MONEY!

YOU WANT TO TAKE IT AWAY, THAT'S ALL.

WHY -- WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?

THIS I CAN BELIEVE!

I THINK THIS LITTLE CONVERSATION'S

GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

OH. OH, NO.

Pelar: ENOUGH!

I'LL FINISH THIS.

[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

TOO BAD WE HAVE TO KEEP PULLING OUR PUNCHES WITH THESE PUNKS.

YEAH, WELL, DON'T FORGET, THEY'RE JUST KIDS.

TAKE US UP!

WE'VE STILL GOT THREE JOES, A BIRD, AND A WOLF

AMONG THE MISSING!

Zap: YOU COBRAS AREN'T AMBITIOUS ENOUGH.

WHY LIMIT YOURSELF TO FIXING ELECTIONS?

WHY NOT THE WORLD SERIES, TOO?

SILENCE! GOT THAT?

[ GRUNTING ]

DID YOU SEE THAT?

I'M A-HEADIN' THAT-A-WAY, PARTNERS.

NO, DON'T SHOOT!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

TAKE COVER!

[ LASER FIRE ] -[ GRUNTS ]

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME!

LET HIM GO, TIMBER.

LET 'EM ALL GO.

MY FRIEND HERE IS A MAN OF ACTION, NOT WORDS.

SO YOU BETTER TALK TO ME BEFORE HE TWISTS YOU

INTO THE WORLD'S FIRST SNAKE-FLAVORED PRETZEL.

I WANT THE PLAN FOR COBRA'S FINAL ASSAULT.

AAH!

TALK!

POLITICAL RALLY...

AT THE PIER...

BLOW UP THE WHOLE WHARF.

I'VE PLANNED FOR ALL POSSIBILITIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR G.I. JOE INSURANCE?

BUT OF COURSE.

EACH EXPLOSIVE WILL BE PLANTED

IN A DIFFERENT EMPTY WAREHOUSE AROUND THE PIER.

AND WITH THIS, I CAN BLOW THE, ALL AT ONCE

OR IN ANY COMBINATION I CHOOSE.

INTERESTING LITTLE DEVICE, FIREFLY.

THERE'S NOTHING "LITTLE" ABOUT IT, SWAMP BREATH.

YOU'LL SEE. I'LL PLANT THE BOMBS MYSELF.

THAT WAY THERE'LL BE NO FOUL-UPS.

Harper: MY ADMINISTRATION WILL CLEAN UP THE STREETS.

WE WILL MAKE IT SAFE FOR YOU TO WALK AT NIGHT ONCE MORE.

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE!

YOU'RE NOTHING!

TITO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WANTED TO HELP.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME! YOU MUST GO HOME!

LOOK, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO STAY HERE,

AND I'M BIG ENOUGH TO FIGHT, TOO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

BIG MAN!

[ LAUGHS ]

A LITTLE BABY LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HOME WITH HIS MAMA.

STOP LAUGHING, YOU GOONS!

WHO WANTS TO BE IN YOUR DUMB GANG, ANYWAY?

I HOPE YOU JOKERS ARE HAPPY.

AH, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

WE GOT RID OF HIM, DIDN'T WE?

ANYWAY, CHECK THIS OUT.

THIS COUNTRY WILL REMAIN FREE ONLY IF LAW AND ORDER --

AAH!

LOOKS LIKE HARPER NEEDS OUR HELP AGAIN.

YO-O-O, JOE.

G.I. JOE! RIGHT ON SCHEDULE!

DETONATE THE BUILDINGS.

[ BEEP ]

[ TITO SOBBING ]

I'LL SHOW 'EM.

I'LL START MY OWN GANG.

AND I WON'T LET THEM JOIN.

[ BEEPING ]

[ TITO SCREAMS ]

HELP, PELAR! HELP!

TITO? TITO!

THAT'S MY BROTHER!

WHERE YOU GOING?

MY BROTHER -- I GOT TO SAVE HIM!

THE ONLY THING YOU'VE GOT TO DO

IS WHAT YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO -- SCARE PEOPLE OFF!

Zap: SCARLETT'S GOING IN AFTER PELAR!

PICK ON A LADY YOUR OWN SIZE, DREAD HEAD!

DON'T FRET, MATE. WE CAN TAKE HER.

CAN'T WE, MATES?

CAN'T WE?

YOU TRIED TO STOP PELAR FROM SAVING HER LITTLE BROTHER.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FLUNKIES ANYMORE, MAN.

UH, LET'S GO, MATES.

COME ON, SCARLETT!

[ COUGHING ]

THANK HEAVENS.

ALL RIGHT, PELAR! WAY TO GO!

[ SIREN WAILS ]

LET'S GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL

BEFORE IT SPREADS!

MY BROTHER!

THIS CANNOT BE!

BUT IT IS. WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!

WAIT FOR ME! DON'T LEAVE!

LOOK! COBRA'S RESCUING HARPER!

HARPER'S A COBRA!

STOP THEM!

THANK YOU FOR WAITING FOR ME.

COBRA DOES NOT REWARD FAILURE, WORM!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WELCOME ABOARD, MR. HARPER.

I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF IN JAIL.

WE'LL HAVE TO ASK A JUDGE.

Reporter: SO, HARPER'S ALLEGED ASSOCIATION WITH COBRA

FATALLY DAMAGED HIS CAMPAIGN,

AND WITH 98% OF THE VOTE IN,

IT'S GREENWAY OVER HARPER

BY THE GREATEST LANDSLIDE IN HISTORY.

I WONDER WHO CAST THE TWO VOTES?

-HIS MOTHER? -HIS WIFE?

I HATE IT WHEN WE...

BACK A LOSER.

-SO DO I. -SO DO I.