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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

MAJOR BLUDD TO FIREBAT ONE --

PROCEED TO RENDEZVOUS POINT.

LET'S MAKE CUSTOM MUNITIONS

VERY SORRY THEY REFUSED OUR BUSINESS.

FIREBAT ONE TO MAJOR BLUDD --

TARGET IS IN RANGE!

ATTACK! COBRA!

OH, NO, NO! COBRA TANKS!

TOLBUKIN, THIS IS IVAN! WE ARE UNDER FIRE!

I CAN'T SEND HELP, IVAN.

THE ENTIRE PLANT IS UNDER FIRE.

WE HAVEN'T ENOUGH MEN!

WE ARE LOST!

IVAN!

SCARLETT TO SkyStrikers --

COBRA'S ATTACKING THE MUNITIONS FACTORY.

LET'S GET 'EM!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

G.I. JOE SkyStrikers!

THEY'RE ON YOUR BLOODY TAILS!

YOU CAN RUN, COBRA, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE.

SCARLETT TO CONVOY -- DUKE, COME IN, PLEASE.

COVER GIRL HERE, SCARLETT.

We're almost at the gate.

And, uh, don't worry about Duke.

He's right here beside me.

YEAH, I'LL JUST BET HE IS.

MOVE!

HIT THEM HARD AND HIT THEM FAST!

SERGEANT, THANK GOODNESS YOU ARE HERE.

TAKE COVER!

STAY WITH THESE TWO, GUNG-HO.

CHECK!

WE APPRECIATE YOUR HELP AGAINST COBRA.

HEY, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE...

AS I STARTED TO SAY, JUST LIKE COUNT DRACULA.

YOU SCOFF AT OUR LEGENDS,

BUT STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN IN THESE CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS.

THE GYPSIES SAY THEY ARE HAUNTED WITH GHOSTS AND VAMPIRES.

[ LAUGHS ] WHAT, NO WEREWOLVES?

FIREBAT ONE TO SQUADRON -- RETURNING TO BASE.

NO!

WITHOUT AIR SUPPORT, THE GROUND TROOPS WILL HAVE TO RETREAT.

TOUGH! WE'RE OUTNUMBERED AND GETTING LOW ON FUEL.

YOU'RE PAID TO FOLLOW ORDERS!

CAN'T SPEND THE MONEY IF I'M SIX FEET UNDER.

DUKE, THE SNAKES ARE TURNING TAIL.

GOOD. I WANT THIS PLACE SECURED BEFORE DARK.

NO PROBLEM.

ALL RIGHT, MOVE IT!

UGH! UNHAND ME, YOU REPTILES!

NEVER TOUCH A GYPSY QUEEN WITHOUT PERMISSION,

OR YOUR HANDS WILL SHRIVEL UP AND FALL OFF.

WHOA!

FOOLS! THIS WAY.

COBRA COMMANDER IS WAITING.

[ RAT SQUEAKS ]

Cobra Commander: SO, THEY WERE GETTING LOW ON FUEL.

A STUPID EXCUSE FOR FAILURE, MAJOR BLUDD.

BUT THEY WERE ALSO OUTNUMBERED.

THEY WERE COWARDS!

WE PAY THEM TO FIGHT, NOT FLEE.

AH, BARONESS.

I HAVE OBEYED YOUR ORDERS, COBRA COMMANDER,

BUT I CAUTION YOU.

GYPSY MAGIC IS VERY UNPREDICTABLE.

YOU TAMPER WITH FORCES THAT YOU DO NOT --

SILENCE!

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT, OLD WOMAN.

IS IT POSSIBLE?

THOSE WHO DIE BY ACCIDENT OR BY TREACHERY

DO NOT CROSS PEACEFULLY INTO THE SPIRIT REALM.

I KNOW OF THREE SUCH RESTLESS SPIRITS.

THEY CAN BE DRAWN TO THESE OBJECTS,

WHICH WERE DEAR TO THEM IN LIFE.

THIS IS MADNESS. GHOSTS IN THE SERVICE OF COBRA?

YES, SOLDIERS WHO DO NOT FEAR DEATH

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD --

A PHANTOM BRIGADE.

SUMMON THEM AT ONCE!

WITH THIS ANCIENT COIN,

I CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF THE PAST.

ROMAN WARRIOR, ENTER THE REALM OF THE LIVING.

WHO CALLS?

WITH THIS WEDDING RING,

I CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF THE PAST.

MONGOLIAN WARRIOR, ENTER THE REALM OF THE LIVING.

[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

YES, I AM HERE.

Gypsy: NOW, WITH THIS LOCKET,

I CALL UPON THE SPIRIT OF THE PAST.

AMERICAN WARRIOR, ENTER THE REALM OF THE LIVING.

IT IS DONE.

[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

SPIRITS, I HAVE SUMMONED YOU TO SERVE COBRA.

YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND.

Both: WE SHALL DO YOUR BIDDING, MASTER.

GYPSY, YOU SAID THERE WERE THREE.

WHERE IS THE THIRD SPIRIT?

AH, HE APPEARS NOW AS WE SPEAK.

HI, EVERYBODY.

SAY, ISN'T THAT MY LOCKET?

YES, PILOT.

AND IF YOU WANT IT BACK, YOU SHALL DO WHAT I,

YOUR NEW COMMANDING OFFICER, TELL YOU TO DO.

[ SIREN BLARES ]

ANOTHER COBRA ATTACK?

WE DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

[ AIRPLANE APPROACHES ] -TAKE COVER!

[ HOWLING ]

[ HOWLING, AIRPLANE APPROACHING ]

HOLY COW! WHAT'S GOING ON?

IS THAT A COBRA AIRCRAFT?

Wild Bill: NOT UNLESS THEY'VE SWITCHED FROM STINGERS TO BIPLANES.

THAT'S A SPAT -- AMERICAN PLANE, CIRCA WORLD WAR I.

WHAT'S HE USING FOR AMMUNITION?

BEATS ME.

HOW IN TARNATION IS HE STAYING AIRBORNE?

NOT ENOUGH LINEN ON THOSE WINGS TO FLY A KITE.

OUR LASERS ARE PASSING RIGHT THROUGH HIM.

LOOK!

[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

WHAT IS IT?

SHE'S ICED US OVER.

YEAH, AND I REPEAT, WHAT IS IT?

[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

A HOLOGRAM, MAYBE.

MY JAMMER ARROW WILL BREAK UP THE IMAGE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHAT KIND OF WEAPON'S COBRA GOT?

HA HA, LET ME GUESS.

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ] NO, MERELY A CENTURION.

HEY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AN ANTIGRAVITY WEAPON. WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

SOON G.I. JOE WILL BE DESTROYED.

MY PHANTOM BRIGADE IS WINNING!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

PERHAPS I HAVE NO NEED OF LIVING AGENTS AT ALL --

NOT EVEN YOU, BARONESS.

THE NIGHT IS NOT YET OVER, COMMANDER.

LOOK OUT!

I WANT A LOOK AT THAT BIRD...

OR WHAT'S LEFT OF HER.

YEE-HAW! GOTCHA!

WHERE IN SAM HILL?

WILD BILL, A PLANE'S STRAFING THE FACTORY.

WE'RE PINNED DOWN IN A PILE OF EXPLOSIVES.

WOULDN'T BE A BIPLANE, WOULD IT?

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, YES!

TOLBUKIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I SEEM TO BE.

SO, COBRA HAS A STEALTH DEVICE

THAT LETS A PLANE SNEAK PAST RADAR.

WHAT KIND OF WEAPON HAVEN'T THEY GOT?

SOMETHING DOESN'T JIBE HERE.

THAT IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

WHAT YOU ARE FIGHTING.

BARONESS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I COME IN PEACE.

YOU MUST LEARN THE SECRET OF THE PHANTOM BRIGADE.

THE WHICH?

YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY GHOSTS.

YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM.

GHOSTS.

YOU DON'T EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT.

IT IS TRUE.

A GYPSY CONJURED THESE SPIRITS TO SERVE COBRA.

AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?

CALL IT JOB SECURITY.

IF THE GHOSTS DEFEAT YOU,

COBRA COMMANDER MAY NO LONGER NEED MY SERVICES.

THE GHOSTS ARE BOUND TO THIS WORLD BY THREE OBJECTS

WHICH COBRA COMMANDER POSSESSES --

A LOCKET, A WEDDING RING,

AND AN ANCIENT COIN.

SO, TO SEND THE GHOSTS PACKING,

WE GOT TO GET THOSE OBJECTS AND GIVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL.

NOW I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO BELIEVE ANY OF THIS,

BUT THE BARONESS DID TELL ME WHERE COBRA'S HIDEOUT IS.

SO LET'S TAKE IT OUT!

WHAT?

Scarlett: UH-OH, IT'S OUR FRIEND AGAIN.

RUN FOR IT!

Wild Bill: COME ON, COVER GIRL.

HE'S NOT DISAPPEARING ON ME THIS TIME.

SO, THEY WANT A DOGFIGHT, EH?

OOH-WEE! THAT GUY'S SOME KIND OF PILOT.

Cover Girl: WE'RE HIT!

AREN'T YOU GONNA RETURN HIS FIRE?

NOT TILL I KNOW WHO I'M A-SHOOTING AT.

HOW ABOUT THAT SMOKE COMING OUT OF OUR TAIL?

OH, WE'RE JUST SINGED A LITTLE BIT.

LET'S TELL HIM WHO WE ARE.

I'VE HAD THIS FLAG IN HERE SINCE LAST VETERANS DAY.

HOLD IT AGAINST THE CANOPY.

IF YOU SAY SO.

Pilot: I GOT YOU NOW.

OH, MY GOSH, THEY'RE AMERICAN.

HE STOPPED FIRING.

YEP, HE'S ON OUR SIDE.

I LIKE TO USE MY HEAD BEFORE I USE MY GUNS.

WHY, THAT PILOT'S JUST A KID.

HEY, THAT'S SOME FLYING MACHINE YOU GOT THERE.

WHAT OUTFIT YOU WITH?

G.I. JOE.

NEVER HEARD OF IT,

BUT I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM HOME FOR MONTHS.

SAY, WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY?

I AIN'T LOOKING AT YOU. I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU.

TOTAL EMPTINESS -- THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S A GHOST.

HE SPEAKS WITH THE MASTER'S ENEMIES.

HIS TIES WITH THE LIVING HAVE NOT BEEN BROKEN.

I HAD A CLOSE CALL WITH ONE OF THE KAISER'S BOYS THIS MORNING,

BUT I-I CAN'T BE D-DEAD!

[ LAUGHTER ]

BACK OFF, YOU BUZZARDS!

MY GIRLFRIEND, JENNY -- I WONDER IF SHE'S DEAD, TOO?

MY C.O.'s KEEPING THE LOCKET SHE GAVE ME

UNTIL I GET BACK TO BASE.

THIS COMMANDING OFFICER OF YOURS WEAR A MASK?

YEAH. AND HE HISSES A LOT.

WE SERVE COBRA COMMANDER,

HE WHO SUMMONED US FROM THE VOID.

WE OBEY HIM AND DESTROY HIS ENEMIES!

-Roman: OBEY AND DESTROY! [ WIND HOWLING ]

Duke: IT'S LIKE ICE.

W-WE'RE FREEZING.

STOP! YOU'RE HURTING THEM!

YOU WERE ALIVE ONCE.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO HURT, OR TO LOVE?

YES. I REMEMBER.

MY HUSBAND --

HE DIED SOON AFTER WE WERE MARRIED.

I LOVED HIM VERY MUCH.

I KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING IS WRONG,

BUT TILL I GET JENNY'S LOCKET BACK,

I MUST FOLLOW THE COMMANDER'S ORDERS.

THEN WE'LL TRY AND GET IT BACK FOR YOU, SON.

BUT WE MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP.

I'LL DO WHAT I CAN AND TRY TO CONVINCE THE OTHERS, TOO.

ALERT! ALERT! URGENT MESSAGE FOR COBRA COMMANDER!

YES, WHAT IS IT?

THE JOES ARE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG.

STAY AT YOUR POST UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

THE GHOSTS SHOULD'VE FINISHED G.I. JOE BY NOW.

LET'S MOVE,

OR WE'LL MISS OUR RENDEZVOUS WITH THE ASSAULT TEAM.

I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D BE GETTING TACTICAL SUPPORT

FROM THE SPIRIT WORLD.

I WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE...YOU KNOW, AFTER.

[ THUNDER CRASHING ]

GET READY TO JUMP.

YO-O-O, JOE!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

OUR BLAST FROM THE PAST IS BACK.

JUST IN TIME TO GET US INSIDE.

YO-O-O, JOE!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

AIRBORNE, RIP CORD, HOLD THE COURTYARD.

GUNG-HO, WE'RE GOING SNAKE HUNTING.

RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

COBRA COMMANDER'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

IF HE GIVES YOU GUYS THE SLIP, DON'T WORRY.

HE WON'T GET PAST US.

COBRA COMMANDER AND HIS BLOODY GHOSTS!

BLUDD TO STINGER SQUADRON -- PREPARE TO LAUNCH.

I NEED HELP WITH THIS JOE HOVERCRAFT.

[ GROWLS ]

N-NEGATIVE ON THE LAUNCH, MAJOR BLUDD.

YOU WORTHLESS, BLOODY FOOL.

I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] I'VE GOT THEM.

NOTHING CAN SAVE THEM NOW!

HERE COMES NOTHING, SPORT.

AAH!

I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE PICK YOU UP, MAJOR.

I DON'T GO BOBBING FOR ROTTEN APPLES.

Cobra Commander: NO! EVERYWHERE I LOOK, G.I. JOES!

MY PLANS ARE RUINED.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE STUPID GHOSTS?!

Roman: WE HAVE COME, COBRA COMMANDER,

TO TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS.

NO! STAY BACK! I COMMAND YOU!

WE ARE NO MAN'S SLAVES.

WE ARE BOUND TO THIS WORLD

BY THOSE OBJECTS...

NOT BY YOUR WILL.

NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!

HOLD IT, FANG FACE.

NO-O-O!

Voice: COBRA COMMANDER.

WHO -- WHO SPOKE MY NAME? WHO'S THERE?!

YOU MUST RELEASE THE WARRIORS' SOULS

OR PAY THE PRICE.

STAY AWAY FROM ME!

RETURN WHAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.

NO, NO, NO!

RETURN THEM!

ALL RIGHT! HERE, TAKE THEM!

ONE DAY YOU WILL MEET YOUR FATE,

AND WE WILL BE WAITING.

NO! LET ME GO!

Duke: HOLY BOILED MACKEREL.

DUKE, LOOK.

THE HEAD SNAKE'S MADE A BREAK FOR IT.

IT'S OKAY. WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.

MY DEAR JENNY, I LOVED YOU SO.

I CARRIED THIS FOR GOOD LUCK,

THEN LOST IT GAMBLING ONE NIGHT.

MY DEAR HUSBAND, WE SHALL BE TOGETHER AT LAST.

Duke: I GUESS OUR WORK'S DONE HERE.

COME ON, JOES. TIME TO GO HOME.