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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE,

THE G.I. JOE FORCES WERE CONDUCTING WAR GAMES

WHEN SUDDENLY GENERALS HOWE AND FRANKS,

COLONEL SHARP, AND ADMIRAL LEDGER WERE CAPTURED

BY COBRA FORCES.

TIME FOR A NAP, GENTLEMEN.

[ GROANING ]

THE OFFICERS WERE THEN REPLACED WITH SYNTHOID DUPLICATES,

ARTIFICIAL HUMANOIDS LOYAL ONLY TO COBRA.

EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!

Together: HAIL COBRA!

TO TIE THE HANDS OF THE G.I. JOE FORCES,

THE SYNTHOID GENERALS STOPPED THE FLOW OF SUPPLIES

TO G.I. JOE HEADQUARTERS.

-OUT OF GAS! -OUT OF AMMO!

WITH THE TEAM AT ITS WEAKEST, COBRA STRUCK AGAIN,

CAPTURING DUKE AND SECRETLY REPLACING HIM WITH A SYNTHOID.

THE SYNTHOID GENERAL FRANKS

DECLARED THE JOE TEAM DISBANDED.

FROM THIS MOMENT ON, THERE IS NO MORE G.I. JOE.

BUT MUTT'S DOG, SENSING THAT FRANKS WAS AN IMPOSTOR,

ATTACKED THE GENERAL.

TAKE THAT DOG AND HAVE IT DESTROYED!

THE JOES WERE NOW AT WAR WITH THEIR OWN ARMY!

EVEN ROCK 'N ROLL

APPEARED TO BE DOING THE BIDDING OF THE SYNTHOIDS.

DON'T MOVE, MUTT!

GET SCARCE, BOTH OF YOU!

HEY, ROCK 'N ROLL...

THANKS.

THE ONE THEY CALL MUTT --

I WANT HIM BROUGHT BACK, ALIVE OR OTHERWISE!

-HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! -DID YOU HEAR THAT?

NO!

GENERAL FRANKS, YOU CAN'T --

ONE MORE WORD

AND YOU'LL JOIN THIS KARATE-KICKING TRAITOR

IN THE GUARDHOUSE!

TAKE HIM AWAY!

[ GRUNTS ]

COBRA'S GOT TO BE BEHIND THIS.

BUT HOW DID THEY TURN OUR OWN ARMY AGAINST US?

Destro: HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THE ANSWER, JOE?

ENOUGH TO TRUST ME?

UH, PUT IT THIS WAY, DESTRO --

I'D LIKELIER TRUST A RABID WEASEL!

I EXPECTED AS MUCH.

YOU DO NOT SEEM TO GRASP THE FULL SCOPE OF MY PLAN, DUKE.

OUR PLAN.

I DESIGNED THE SYNTHOIDS.

YES, YES.

THE SYNTHOIDS ARE PERFECT ARTIFICIALLY CREATED

IMITATIONS OF HUMAN BEINGS.

FIRST WE DUPLICATED YOUR COMMANDING OFFICERS

AND PROGRAMMED THESE SYNTHOIDS TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND.

BUT OUR SUPREME ACHIEVEMENT WAS REPLACING YOU,

THE G.I. JOE LEADER,

WITH A SYNTHOID DUPLICATE.

YOUR TEAM HAS BEEN DISBANDED, DISGRACED,

AND...[LAUGHS]

G.I. JOE WILL NEVER RISE AGAIN!

WHY, YOU DIRTY...

[ GRUNTS ]

TAKE HIM AWAY.

OVER THERE! THE PRISONER'S ESCAPING!

Franks: SCARLETT, TYPE THOSE PAPERS UP IMMEDIATELY,

AND BRING ME SOME MORE COFFEE!

YES, GENERAL FRANKS!

REPORTS.

COFFEE. UGH.

DUKE. Go ahead, Scarlett.

DUKE, WE'VE GOT TO REASSEMBLE THE JOE TEAM.

Uh, right.

SPREAD THE WORD.

WE'LL MEET AT MIDNIGHT IN THE OLD BUNKER.

I copy. Over and out.

THEY'RE MEETING TONIGHT, GENERAL, AND I'M INVITED.

GOOD. I WANT A FULL REPORT.

YES, SIR!

[ BEEP ]

YES, GENERAL?

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

HEY, SOMEBODY'S SIGNALING FROM THE PENTAGON!

AS YOU EXPECTED, COBRA COMMANDER,

THEY'RE MEETING SECRETLY TO PLAN THEIR MUTINY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

KEEP BLABBING TILL I CAN GET A FIX ON YOU.

LEARN THEIR PLANS, GENERAL, THEN CRUSH THEM.

COBRA OUT!

GOT IT!

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ GROANS ]

WHERE -- WHERE ARE WE?

[ WHISTLES ]

LOOKS LIKE DESTRO DUMPED US RIGHT IN A NEST OF VIPERS.

[ GASPS ] DOWN, BOY!

THE JOES WHO COULDN'T COME HAVE SENT WORD.

THEY STAND BY ANY DECISION WE MAKE TONIGHT.

AND WE FINALLY GOT A CLUE TO WHAT'S GOING ON.

[ JOES MURMURING ]

I PICKED UP SECRET TRANSMISSIONS

COMING FROM GENERAL FRANKS' OFFICE.

HE'S YAPPING WITH SOMEBODY HERE, ON THE OPEN SEA.

ONLY TWO POSSIBILITIES THEN.

A SHIP...

OR AN UNCHARTED ISLAND.

NICE PLACE TO PUT A COBRA BASE, HUH?

BUT IF WE FAIL, OR IF WE'RE WRONG...

I SAY WE GO FOR BROKE. WE NEED OUR SkyStrikers.

AND FUEL TO FLY 'EM!

FIRST, WE GOT TO SPRING QUICK KICK FROM THE ARMY BASE.

THEN RETAKE JOE HEADQUARTERS

AND FIND OUT WHO FRANKS IS TALKING TO.

LET'S DO IT!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

SET YOUR TRAP AT JOE HEADQUARTERS.

NOTHING CAN SAVE THEM NOW.

THE JOES PLAN TO STEAL THEIR OWN PLANES

and attack our commander's island base.

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] -LET THEM PLAN.

JOE HEADQUARTERS WILL BE THEIR LAST STOP.

DUKE, YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING.

OH, THERE YOU ARE.

LOOK, I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY, GUYS!

HMM. GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.

WE'RE OUTLAWS NOW.

ALL RIGHT! THEN LET'S GET OUR WEAPONS!

YEE-HAW!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

Cover Girl: HELP! HELP!

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, MISS. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE --

HYAH!

THE ARMORY IS STRAIGHT AHEAD!

Wild Bill: SURPRISE, SOLDIER!

YOUR EQUIPMENT'S OUT OF COMMISSION!

YEE-HOO!

Ace: CLUTCH, HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE YOU

TO HOTWIRE THAT THING?

NO TIME AT ALL.

TAKE HER AWAY!

YOU GOT IT!

HEY, GUYS! DON'T FORGET OLD QUICK KICK!

ROCK 'N ROLL! YOU GOT MY WEAPONS?

YOU MEAN THESE?

THAT'S THEM!

Wild Bill: YEE-HOO!

WE NEED MORE LIGHT!

YOU ALL NEED MORE BRAINS!

KEEP LOOKIN'!

THAT WAY!

Scarlett: ODD. THERE ARE NO GUARDS.

WELL, THEN, LET'S RING THE DOORBELL!

GET THOSE JETS READY TO FLY!

[ FUEL GURGLING ] -LISTEN TO HER GUZZLE THAT FUEL.

BEEN THIRSTY A LONG TIME.

EVERYTHING'S GONE!

FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I AM HERE.

DESTRO!

SURROUND HIM!

COBRA HAS REPLACED YOUR GENERALS

WITH ARTIFICIAL REPLICAS WHICH SERVE COBRA COMMANDER.

WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY!

NO, LET HIM TALK.

THEIR PURPOSE WAS TO TURN YOUR OWN NATION'S ARMY AGAINST YOU

AND BRING ABOUT YOUR FINAL AND TOTAL DESTRUCTION.

BUT WITH MY HELP, YOU CAN --

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S OUR ENEMY!

DUKE'S RIGHT, DESTRO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP US?

BECAUSE ZARTAN DARED TO MAKE A SYNTHOID REPLICA OF ME.

I MADE THEM DESTROY IT WITH A DEVICE CALLED THE NEUTRALIZER.

SUCH PRESUMPTION CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED.

HE WILL LEARN A PAINFUL LESSON

WHEN I BRING HIS SCHEME CRASHING DOWN AROUND HIM!

DESTRO'S A LIAR!

HE'S LEADING US INTO A TRAP!

Franks: G.I. JOE!

WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!

YOU HAVE THREE MINUTES TO SURRENDER, OR WE BEGIN FIRING!

DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?

WE CAN'T SURRENDER.

YOU MUST FLY TO MY SHIP, THE VALKYRIE.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE COORDINATES.

YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE LEFT BEFORE WE COMMENCE FIRING!

WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT!

THIS WILL BUY YOU THE TIME YOU NEED.

OPEN FIRE!

THIS FORCE FIELD WILL HOLD THEM OFF FOR A FEW MOMENTS.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

HURRY! THE FORCE FIELD WILL NOT HOLD MUCH LONGER!

DUKE, GET IN! THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH!

YEAH! UH, WELL, UH, OKAY!

[ LAUGHS ]

LOOKS LIKE THOSE GATORS ARE GONNA GET A NICE, HEARTY SUPPER.

[ ROARING ]

[ ROARS ]

HOLD IT!

NICE TRY.

TOO BAD YOU --

MUTT!

HELP! HE'S GONNA BITE ME!

OKAY, MUTT, LET JUNKYARD TAKE OVER.

[ SIGHS ]

LET'S GET RID OF THOSE CHAINS.

HOW'D YOU FIND ME ANYWAY?

WE'VE BEEN TRAILING YOU FOR HOURS.

DESTRO GOT YOU, TOO?

NO. ZARTAN.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HIS SYNTHOIDS?

SYN...WHICH?

IT'S A LONG STORY, MUTT.

FIRST, LET'S GET TO THE COBRA LAUNCH BASE.

Scarlett: ALL RIGHT. WE'VE COME THIS FAR WITH YOU, DESTRO.

IT'S TIME YOU TOLD US THE REST OF YOUR PLANS.

PATIENCE, MY DEAR. PATIENCE.

COME INSIDE WHILE MY DRONES REFUEL YOUR PLANES.

DUKE? WHERE IS HE?

THIS IS DUKE REPORTING.

DUKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, UH, SCARLETT!

UH, JUST CHECKING OUR PLANES.

I DON'T TRUST DESTRO.

YEAH, BUT, UH...

LET'S WATCH HIM TOGETHER, OKAY?

WHAT NEXT, DUKE?

CHECK IT OUT!

HEY, THAT'S A COBRA BASE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE ONE THING COBRA WOULD NEVER EXPECT.

WE'RE GONNA ATTACK!

LET'S GO FOR IT!

[ BARKS ]

THE COBRA BASE IS RIGHT ABOUT HERE.

BUT IT MAY BE A TRAP.

TRAP OR NOT, WE'RE GOING.

THERE IS SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW FIRST,

SOMETHING I TRIED TO TELL YOU BEFORE.

ONE OF YOU IS A SYNTHOID.

THEY'VE ESCAPED?

WHAT ABOUT THE SYNTHOID DUKE?

HE TRIED TO CONTACT ME ONCE, BUT WAS CUT OFF.

PUT THE BASE ON YELLOW ALERT!

YELLOW ALERT! SEAL ALL EXITS!

HURRY UP! WE'RE ON ALERT!

[ ALARM BLARING ] -WA-HOO!

HEY, YOU GUYS AREN'T COBRAS!

[ LAUGHS ] I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER NOTICE.

MUTT, LET'S SPLIT UP HERE!

WE'VE GOT TO FIND GENERAL FRANKS AND THE OTHERS!

DON'T LISTEN TO DESTRO.

HE WANTS TO CREATE DISSENSION AMONG US.

WHERE'S HIS PROOF?

BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE.

YOUR WELFARE IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO ME,

JUST SO LONG AS ZARTAN AND COBRA COMMANDER LEARN

HOW DANGEROUS IT CAN BE TO PROVOKE MY ANGER.

YOUR PLANES ARE READY, AND I GROW WEARY OF YOUR COMPANY.

PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

HOW DID WE END UP HERE, GENERAL?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

QUIET IN THERE!

AHH!

OWW!

GET US OUT OF HERE!

I KNEW YOU'D COME!

WE'VE BEEN IN HERE A LONG TIME.

JUNKYARD, ARE THEY THE REAL THING?

[ BARKS ] -STAND BACK.

FORMATION OF SkyStrikers COMING IN FAST!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

THIS IS WING LEADER ONE.

TARGET IN VISUAL CONTACT.

WING LEADER TWO, PLEASE CONFIRM.

WING LEADER TWO, VISUAL CONTACT CONFIRMED!

RECKON THAT MEANS THEY CONFIRM SIGHTING US!

ACE, WE'RE TRAPPED! STAY OUT!

THEY'VE GOT REMOTE-CONTROLLED CANNONS!

DUKE, MY CONTROLS ARE LOCKED!

I CAN'T EJECT! SAVE YOURSELF!

SO MUCH FOR SCARLETT.

PRETTY TRICKY, SCARLETT!

[ Mockingly ] "MY CONTROLS ARE LOCKED! I CAN'T EJECT!"

SO I LIED.

NOW, WHERE'S THE REAL DUKE?

YOU TALK OR I'LL...

OKAY, SCARLETT, I'M TIRED OF YOUR MEDDLING.

NOT SO FAST, YOU PHONY!

THAT'S ENOUGH!

GIVE YOURSELF UP, SYNTHOID!

YOU HEARD HER, CHEMICAL BREATH.

PACK IT IN.

DON'T LISTEN TO EITHER OF US.

MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION, SCARLETT.

Mutt: HOLD IT, BOYS.

IF EITHER OF YOU MAKES A MOVE BEFORE WE FIGURE OUT WHO'S WHO,

YOU'RE BOTH DOG MEAT.

JUNKYARD, ATTACK!

[ JUNKYARD BARKS, SNARLS ]

JUNK! YOU OKAY?

[ WHIMPERS ]

GOOD TO SEE YOU STILL IN ONE PIECE, DUKE.

LIKEWISE, SCARLETT.

NOW LET'S GET THAT SYNTHOID CREEP.

Flint: NO GO, ACE!

WE CAN'T GET PAST THOSE LASERS!

GUESS IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT THE HEAVY ARTILLERY!

NO! I HAD THEM IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!

Duke: COBRA COMMANDER.

DUKE! YOU DARE TO RETURN?

DON'T SHOOT! I'M THE SYNTHOID!

THE NEUTRALIZER WILL PROVE WHO YOU ARE.

Zartan: STOP!

YOU FOOL! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

THE DEVICE IS SET AT MAXIMUM!

YOU'VE SENT ALL THE SYNTHOIDS TO THEIR DOOM!

OH, NO!

MEN, UNDER OUR NEW ORGANIZATIONAL STRUCTURE,

COBRA MUST BE...

RECOGNIZED...

AS OUR FRIENDS...

[ SOLDIERS MURMURING ]

HENCEFORTH, ALL NAVY PERSONNEL

WILL BE UNDER THE COMMAND OF COBRA FORCES...

[ SAILORS MURMURING ]

YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS, ZARTAN!

WHY DO I EVER LISTEN TO YOU?

DUKE, THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

I'LL GO AFTER THEM. BUT STOP THOSE CANNONS!

THEY'RE CONTROLLED BY THE SWITCHBOARD!

Cobra Commander: LIFT OFF!

[ SIGHS ] THEY GOT AWAY.

YEAH, BUT THEY'LL BE BACK.

AND G.I. JOE WILL BE READY FOR 'EM.

Franks: FOR YOUR LOYALTY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY,

FOR YOUR COURAGE AGAINST OVERWHELMING ODDS,

I HEREBY RESTORE G.I. JOE SPECIAL MISSIONS FORCE

TO FULL OPERATING STATUS WITH HIGHEST MILITARY HONORS.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!