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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT, FLINT?

WHY WOULD THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUDDENLY GO HAYWIRE?

AND WHO'S BUZZIN' THE BASE?!

OH, NO, IT'S YOUR FLYIN' FOOL GIRLFRIEND.

Flint: LADY JAYE?

[ AIRCRAFT WHOOSHES ]

GET THAT GIRL IN TOW BEFORE I KICK HER IN THE AFTERBURNER!

COME ON, GET A MOVE ON -- NOW!

I CUT SHORT MY FURLOUGH AND GAVE UP AN AFRICAN SAFARI.

[ GRUNTS ] THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE "GOOD."

DUKE WANTS YOU TO MEET SOME PEOPLE.

THERE'S A DISTURBANCE IN THE AURORA BOREALIS.

IT MAY BE MELTING THE POLAR ICE CAP.

WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING?

THAT COULD FLOOD EVERY COASTAL CITY ON EARTH!

YOU CATCH ON FAST.

DUKE WANTS SNOW JOB, YOU, AND I

TO ESCORT A U.N. SCIENCE TEAM

TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE TO INVESTIGATE.

THERE THEY ARE.

DR. JOHANNSEN, LADY JAYE.

AHH, DELIGHTED.

CAN'T WE SPEED UP THE LOADING PROCESS, FLINT?

THE SITUATION UP NORTH IS BECOMING CRITICAL.

WE'LL BE TAKING OFF WITHIN THE HOUR, SIR.

Dr. Entwhistle: I'M AMAZED YOU BARBAROUS THUGS

CAN DO ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE.

Dr. Johannsen: UM, DR. ENTWHISTLE, OUR GEOLOGIST.

MM.

MY PLEASURE.

IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MINE.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION,

NOT AN INVASION.

ALL THIS MILITARY HARDWARE IS UNNECESSARY

AND, FRANKLY, UNWELCOME.

JUST A SECOND, SWEETHEART!

AT EASE, LADY JAYE.

GET YOUR GEAR STOWED, MA'AM.

YES, SIR! RIGHT AWAY, MR. JOE, SIR!

PEOPLE LIKE THAT GIVE ME A PAIN.

WE'RE ONLY GOING ALONG TO PROTECT THE EXPEDITION.

LOOK OUT! IT'S GONNA TOPPLE!

WHO'S THE JOKER RUNNING THAT CRANE?!

I'LL BUST YOU DOWN TO PRIVATE!

HUH?

NOBODY HOME.

MAYBE SOMEONE GOT CARELESS AND LEFT IT IN GEAR.

YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS SABOTAGE.

SNOW JOB, SCOUT AHEAD.

I'D LIKE TO KEEP THIS EXPEDITION FROM FALLING THROUGH THE ICE.

GOTCHA, FLINT!

OH, AND NO SIDE TRIPS TO SELL REFRIGERATORS

TO ESKIMOS!

AW, WOULD I DO A THING LIKE THAT?!

MOVE 'EM OUT!

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] -YO-O-O, JOE!

Snow Job: WHOA! HEY!

WHOA!

BAD NEWS, FLINT.

NO DIRECT ROUTE TO THE AURORA.

WE'LL HAVE TO CIRCLE THIS GAP.

THAT'LL TAKE HOURS. WE'D BETTER CAMP HERE.

I'LL DRAW UP A GUARD ROSTER.

Dr. Entwhistle: HOW TYPICALLY MACHO, AND PARANOID.

NEXT I SUPPOSE YOU'LL WANT TO DRAFT US.

BROTHER!

WOULD I LOVE TO PUT HER THROUGH BOOT CAMP.

[ SNORING ]

[ RUMBLING ] -WHAT'S THAT?!

SNOW JOB! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

EMPTY!

WE MUST GET OUT!

I WAS TRYING TO, LADY!

YEE-HA-HA!

Flint: SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO KILL US.

-NONSENSE. -OH, REALLY?

I SUPPOSE THE SNOW CAT HOT-WIRED ITSELF

AND CHASED US AROUND OF ITS OWN ACCORD.

IONIZATION FROM THE AURORA STARTED THE MOTOR.

THE MACHINE SIMPLY RAN WILD.

I BET.

[ HUMMING ]

AAH!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]

[ GASPS ]

G.I...JOE.

TELL THEM!

HURRY!

Flint: WHAT'S THE CONDITION OF THE ICE, SNOW JOB?

PITIFUL. TURNING INTO SLUSH.

IF IT GETS MUCH WARMER, THE SNOW CATS WILL SINK.

HOVERCRAFT WOULD BE PERFECT UP HERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?

NOW WE'LL SEE WHO OUR SABOTEUR IS.

GOTCHA!

[ ROARING ]

UH...ON SECOND THOUGHT,

HELP YOURSELF.

COME ON, FLINT!

HEY, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!

ME!

Flint: FASTER! HE'S GETTING AWAY!

WHERE DID HE GO?!

TRY OVER THERE!

WHAT'S THAT?

AWESOME!

TOTALLY AWESOME!

COBRA!

WHAT DO YOU FIGURE THEY'RE UP TO?

THEY'RE BEHIND THE DISTURBANCE IN THE AURORA.

WE'D BETTER GET BACK...

Dr. Entwhistle: NOT A BAD GUESS...

FOR A G.I. JOE.

Flint: ENTWHISTLE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

A WARNING FLARE!

SOUND THE ALARM!

[ ALARM BLARES ]

YOU'RE CRAZY!

NO, NOT CRAZY.

MERELY YOUR ENEMY!

THE BARONESS!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WE'VE GOT TO WARN THE BASE!

FOLLOW THEM!

G.I. JOE! STOP THEM!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

WE MADE IT.

[ SIGHS ] MORE OR LESS.

WE'RE DOWN TO TWO CHOICES.

EITHER WE PLOW STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM...

OR WE LET 'EM RUN OVER US.

SOME CHOICE.

Both: YO-O-O, JOE!

HERE GOES NOTHIN'!

NOW WHAT?

WE LAY LOW AND HOPE COBRA DOESN'T FIND US,

OR THE OTHERS.

WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?!

DO YOU THINK FLINT AND SNOW JOB...

I DON'T KNOW.

HURRY, TAKE COVER!

SURRENDER!

YOU ARE TRAPPED IN COBRA'S FANGS!

YEAH, WELL, PICK YOUR FANGS WITH THIS!

OW!

YOU ARE NOW COBRA'S PRISONER,

AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL SOON JOIN YOU.

AREN'T YOU THE COCK-EYED OPTIMIS-S-S-ST.

Man: KEEP SEARCHING FOR THOSE TWO MISERABLE JOES!

WHY THE TRANQUILIZER DARTS?

COBRA COMMANDER WANTS THE JOES TAKEN ALIVE.

YOU IN THERE, JOE?!

[ ROARING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

TAKE HIM BACK TO BASE.

WHEN HE WAKES,

HE'LL MAKE A FINE PET FOR COBRA COMMANDER.

GRAB THAT FANG! TELL THEM TO SEND HOVERCRAFTS!

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M GONNA TRY TO RADIO HEADQUARTERS

FROM COBRA'S OWN BASE!

WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

[ GROANING ]

Cobra Commander: STOP, IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE...

AND THEIRS!

I'M SORRY, FLINT.

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

YEOW!

YOU STINKIN'...

Destro: SO, FLINT, YOU DISAPPROVE OF OUR LITTLE PROJECT.

WE DON'T GET OUR KICKS FROM MASS DESTRUCTION, DESTRO.

CONSIDER IT A FORM OF HYGIENE.

WE'RE GIVING THE WORLD A MUCH-NEEDED BATH.

THE ION ATTRACTOR GENERATES FORCES STRONG ENOUGH

TO PULL DOWN THE AURORA BOREALIS.

THE IONS MELT THE ICE,

EVENTUALLY RAISING THE WATER LEVEL 80 FEET AROUND THE WORLD.

EVERY COASTAL CITY WILL BE FLOODED.

AND THEN WITH THE WORLD IN CHAOS,

COBRA STRIKES!

BRILLIANT, DESTRO.

I BET YOU'D TAKE FIRST PRIZE AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.

BEWARE, LADY JAYE.

WITH SO SHARP A TONGUE, YOU COULD CUT YOUR OWN THROAT.

TAKE THEM AWAY!

GOTTA GET UP.

HOVERCRAFT.

I GOTTA!

THE POLAR TROOPERS

STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THE LAST G.I. JOE.

COULD HE HAVE SURVIVED?

MOST UNLIKELY.

IS FIREFLY READY TO CREATE OUR LITTLE DIVERSION?

HE IS.

THEN UNLEASH HIM!

Firefly: THE JOES ARE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG.

BARONESS WAS RIGHT.

AIN'T FUELED UP YET.

A LITTLE ACID WILL DO THE TRICK!

Duke: IT'S OKAY, ENTWHISTLE.

DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.

NOBODY CAN FIGHT COBRA ALONE.

THAT'S WHY THERE'S A JOE TEAM.

THANKS TO YOU,

WE KNOW COBRA'S INVOLVED IN THESE DISASTERS.

CAN YOU SAVE MY FRIENDS?

YOU JUST WATCH US, MA'AM.

[ BEEPING ]

WHERE...WHERE AM I?

TAGANUK INDIAN VILLAGE.

WHAT YOU DOIN' ALL ALONE OUT THERE?

RADIO.

CALL...

JOE...SEVEN NINER.

YEEOW!

YOU DAD-BLAMED IDJIT!

NO WONDER THEY CALL YOU RIP CORD!

Cutter: DUKE, LOOK AT THIS!

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THE FUEL!

WE GOT TO WARN THE OTHERS, FAST!

[ CRASH ]

HOLY HAM! WE'VE BEEN SABOTAGED!

HOLD IT, FIREFLY!

I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING!

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO, DUKE!

OH, NO!

FIREFLY PUMPED ACID INTO THE MAIN FUEL LINES!

Flint: AND WE PUMPED THE FUEL INTO OUR JETS

AND TURNED OUR OWN PLANES INTO FIRE BOMBS!

YES, NICE OF US TO OBLIGE HIM, WASN'T IT?

NOW IF WE WANT TO FLY TO THE ARCTIC,

WE HAVE TO FLY STAND-BY.

DON'T BET ON IT.

Snow Job: [ Straining ] CALL J-O-E.

HE'S DELIRIOUS.

SEVEN, NINE... NINER. CALL.

SO, HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?

PUSH THE BUTTON ON MY WATCH.

Both: ♪ FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA ♪

♪ TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI

♪ WE WILL FIGHT OUR COUNTRY'S BATTLES ♪

♪ ON THE LAND AND ON THE SEA

[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]

ARE YOU GONNA CLAM UP, OR DO WE HAVE TO...

Both: YO-O-O, JOE!

CAN YOU FIGURE OUT HOW IT WORKS?

I THINK SO.

DESTRO ALWAYS USES THE SAME BASIC DESIGN LAYOUTS.

Destro: I'LL REMEMBER THAT IN THE FUTURE.

Cobra Commander: DESTRO, HOLD YOUR FIRE!

SURELY TWO SUCH FORMIDABLE FOES DESERVE A SPORTING CHANCE!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Man: THIS IS J-O-E SEVEN NINER. REPEAT, MESSAGE UNCLEAR!

MAN: Your man in bad shape.

Got a big dose of some tranquilizer.

KEEPS MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT SNAKES AND THE AURORA.

THAT CINCHES IT. COBRA'S BEHIND THE DISASTERS.

YEAH, AND SNOW JOB'S A GONER

IF WE DON'T GET HIM SOME HELP, BUT FAST.

WHICH PRESENTS A SMALL PROBLEM

WITH ALL OUR SkyStrikers IN FLAMES.

ALL BUT ONE.

LADY JAYE'S PLANE NEVER GOT A TASTE

OF FIREFLY'S HOT SAUCE.

RIP CORD: Duke, there ought to be just enough

clean fuel in the tanks

for a one-way flight to the great white North.

[ ALARM BLARING ] -I'M ALL OUT OF GAS.

End of the line, guys.

WISH ME HAPPY LANDINGS!

YO, JOE!

SNOW JOB!

HANG ON, PAL. YOU'RE GONNA PULL THROUGH.

RIP CORD...

NEVER THOUGHT YOUR UGLY PUSS COULD LOOK SO GOOD.

HOLY COW! COBRA!

THEY'RE MELTIN' THE POLAR ICE!

WE FIGURED.

THEY'VE GOT A LARGE SURPRISE COMIN' THEIR WAY.

Cobra Commander: SEND IN THE GLADIATORS!

[ ROARING ]

TERRIFIC!

HE REMEMBERS US, AND NOT FONDLY!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

AAH!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

OHH!

THAT'S ANOTHER ONE I OWE YOU.

YO-O-O, JOE!

Together: YO-O-O, JOE!

YAHOO! LET'S FRICASSEE THOSE SNAKES!

FIRE CANNONS!

WE CAN'T PIERCE THEIR ARMOR!

WHAT'S THAT?

-SOUNDS LIKE... -THE CAVALRY'S ARRIVED!

THEY MUST NOT REACH THE ION ATTRACTOR!

DESTROY THEM!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

[ ROARS ]

[ BOTH SIGH ]

THAT WAY! THE ION ATTRACTOR!

I SEE YOU HAVE NEVER LEARNED THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN COURAGE AND STUPIDITY,

BUT I WILL BE PLEASED TO TEACH YOU.

IT'S NOT SHUTTING OFF!

I KNOW. I'M SETTING IT TO FULL POWER.

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Flint: WHAT THE BLAZES?

THE ICE IS MELTING! THEIR WHOLE BASE IS GOING UNDER!

[ LAUGHS ] ADIOS, CHUMPS!

HOVERCRAFT DON'T SINK!

[ ALL SCREAMING ]

I'M OUT OF HERE.

ME TOO!

THOSE CREEPS ARE GETTING AWAY!

DUKE AND CUTTER WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM!

DROP DEPTH CHARGES!

THAT OUGHT TO RING THEIR CHIMES.

IT IS BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

FROM A DISTANCE.

[ ROARS ]

HE'S BETTER-LOOKING FROM A DISTANCE, TOO.

YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA LET HIM NAP THERE, ARE YOU, DUKE?

I HAVE A POLICY ABOUT 10-FOOT BEARS.

LADY, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

THEY CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE THEY WANT.

[ YAWNS ]