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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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GENTLEMEN, YOU'RE SEEING
HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
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HISTORY?
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YEAH. HE JUST INVENTED THE
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN CANDLE.
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REALLY?
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ECOLOGICAL
EXPERIMENTATION, ALPINE.
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LET ME SHOW YOU.
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PROFESSOR BULLOCK HAS DEVELOPED
A NITROGEN-BASED FUEL
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THAT DOESN'T LEAVE
A TRACE OF POLLUTION.
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AND AS YOU CAN SEE, IT, UH,
GETS MORE MILES TO THE GALLON.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE FINISHED,
I HAVE WORK TO DO!
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WHAT'S EATIN' HIM?
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THIS IS CRIMSON GUARD NINE.
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COME IN, COBRA H.Q.
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COME IN, NUMBER NINE.
THIS IS COBRA COMMANDER.
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HAVE YOU GOT THE FUEL?
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IT'S HEAVILY GUARDED.
THE G.I. JOES ARE --
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NO EXCUSES!
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Just do it!
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BULLOCK:
The fuel is still too unstable
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to allow outside the lab.
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So we don't know how it might
react in a real environment.
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AND UNTIL WE DO,
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the fuel needs to be kept
at a constant temperature.
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I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU.
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I'VE JUST COME TO CLEAN UP
THINGS A BIT.
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HOW DID YOU GET PAST SECURITY?
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THIS IS A CLASSIFIED AREA.
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HUH?
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OH, NO.
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YOU IMBECILE!
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I'M SORRY, PROFESSOR.
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I'LL HAVE THAT CLEANED UP
RIGHT AWAY. I'M REALLY SORRY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
UGH!
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WHAT'S --
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUDDY!
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NO, YOU HOLD IT!
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GET THAT GUY!
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GIVE IT UP, BUCKAROO!
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THE BARN DOOR'S LOCKED,
AND THERE AIN'T NO WAY OUT!
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YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
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I'M REPORTING YOU
TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!
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GOOD LUCK, PROFESSOR.
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MY SUPERVISOR'S COBRA!
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COBRA?
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LET ME GUESS.
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YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO JOIN
THE CIRCUS, RIGHT?
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WELCOME TO THE ACT, CLOWN!
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EXACTLY WHERE DO YOU EXPECT THIS
TO GET YOU?
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OUT!
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NO WAY!
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HERE'S SOME TRASH FOR YOUR CAN,
DINO-BRAIN!
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GOTCHA!
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OW!!
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DON'T GOTCHA.
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CONSIDERATE OF YOUR FRIEND,
MAKING AN EXIT FOR ME!
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HO, HO, JOE!
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COME ON, LET'S GET HIM!
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WELL, WHAT YOU WAITING FOR, AN
INVITATION FROM THE WHITE HOUSE?
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HEY, MY MAMA DIDN'T RAISE
NO MOUNTAIN GOATS.
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CAN'T TELL IT BY LOOKING.
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WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE BOTTOM.
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SUIT YOURSELF.
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Bazooka: UH, WAIT UP.
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NO, BAZOOKA!
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[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
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YEAH.
THAT -- THAT WAS EASY.
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
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WELL, YOU SURE ENOUGH
BEAT US DOWN HERE.
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DID YOU NAB THE BAD GUY?
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NO.
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YEAH, THEM COBRAS
ARE SLIPPERIER THAN NEW SOAP.
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HOP IN.
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G.I. JOE!
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PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
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BELIEVE ME, OFFICER.
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I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
AN INTRUDER AND A BANANA PLANT,
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ESPECIALLY MY OWN BANANA PLANT.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"REAL EMERGENCIES"?
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IT CAN'T BE HALF AS BAD
AS WHAT I'VE GOT!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ ALARM BLARING, TIRES SCREECH ]
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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HARVEY ACTUALLY
HAD AN INTRUDER!
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YEAH. THAT BREAKS HIS STRING
OF 187 FALSE ALARMS.
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OKAY, FELLA.
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JUST COME WITH US.
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THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT, GUYS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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FORGIVE ME, BABY,
BUT I HAD TO DO IT.
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HE'S OBVIOUSLY AFTER
MY SECRET PLANT-FOOD FORMULA.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR
SWIFT ATTENTION, OFFICER.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
I'D HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU.
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YEAH.
DON'T MENTION IT.
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PLEASE DON'T MENTION IT!
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THE BAD MAN IS GONE NOW,
CHILDREN.
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BUT IF HE COMES BACK,
I'LL BE HERE TO PROTECT YOU.
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NOTHING WILL STOP YOU
FROM GROWING BIG AND STRONG!
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YOU'LL BE THE HIT
OF THE COUNTY FAIR,
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AND I'LL MAKE A FORTUNE
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SELLING MY SUPER-GRR-OH!
PLANT FOOD.
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AND NO ONE WILL LAUGH
AT HARVEY LATHROP AGAIN!
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Tomax:
YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR...
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Xamot:
ASSAULTING TWO POLICEMEN.
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-HOW COULD YOU...
-BE SO STUPID?
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I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE,
DID I?
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COBRA...
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Both: Shh!
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COBRA COMMANDER WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN VERY HAPPY
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IF I'D LOST THAT FUEL CANISTER.
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-EXACTLY WHERE IS...
-THE ROCKET-FUEL CANISTER...
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-NOW?
-NOW?
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I STASHED IT
IN SOME GUY'S GREENHOUSE.
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BUT THERE MUST BE...
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A THOUSAND GREENHOUSES
IN THIS TOWN!
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-WAIT. I'VE GOT A...
-MARVELOUS IDEA.
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WE BLANKET THE CITY WITH...
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-CRIMSON GUARDS DRESSED LIKE...
-NORMAL PEOPLE.
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-WE'LL FIND THE CANISTER...
-IN NO TIME.
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-BRILLIANT!
-BRILLIANT!
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Man:
WHAT YOU DOIN', MISSY?
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UH, JUST TAKING A CENSUS!
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YOU HAVE JUST THE ONE
GREENHOUSE, SIR?
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ANY FOOL CAN SEE THAT!
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DO YOU GROW BANANA PLANTS
IN POTS?
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I SURE DO.
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AND I CAN BUY 'EM AT
THE COUNTY FAIR TOMORROW.
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NOW GIT!
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NO, WE DON'T GROW BANANA PLANTS
IN OUR GREENHOUSE,
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BUT I'D STILL LIKE A FREE COPY
OF YOUR MAGAZINE.
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AH, FORGET IT.
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NO, YOU CANNOT
"SACK OUT IN MY GREENHOUSE
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AMONG MY POTTED
BANANA PLANTS."
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SLEEPING WITH BANANA PLANTS?
GEEZ, MUST BE FROM CALIFORNIA.
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Destro: NONE OF
THE CRIMSON GUARD TROOPERS
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HAVE BEEN ABLE TO LOCATE
THE FUEL SAMPLE YET.
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DESTRO!
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I WOULD NOW HAVE THE FUEL
IN MY POSSESSION
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IF NOT FOR YOUR BUMBLING!
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YOU'RE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
AGAIN, COBRA COMMANDER.
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I WASN'T EVEN THERE.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN, DESTRO.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN!
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VERY WELL.
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I WILL FIND THE SAMPLE MYSELF
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AND RETURN WITH IT BEFORE
THE SUN SETS ON ANOTHER DAY.
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ANYTHING TO GET AWAY
FROM YOUR LUNATIC RAVINGS.
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WOW!
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I DID IT!
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I DID IT!
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I'VE INVENTED
A SUPER PLANT FOOD!
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THIS COULD GET ME
ON A BIG-TIME TV TALK SHOW!
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STARTING TOMORROW,
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NO ONE WILL BE LAUGHING
AT HARVEY LATHROP ANYMORE!
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SLEEP WELL, BABIES.
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THE COUNTY FAIR IS TOMORROW.
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[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
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AND THIS IS NOTHING, FOLKS!
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THIS IS PEANUTS!
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IN FACT, YOU SHOULD SEE
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WHAT HARVEY'S
SUPER-GRR-OH! PLANT FOOD
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DOES FOR PEANUTS!
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IT LOOKS LIKE A BANANA,
BUT WHAT'S IT TASTE LIKE?
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COME SAMPLE FOR YOURSELF.
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WELL, DON'T BE BASHFUL!
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THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.
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OOF!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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HEY!
GET THIS THING OFF ME!
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SOMEBODY, GET THIS THING OFF!
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OH, MY!
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LOOK OUT, HAROLD!
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THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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WILD BILL:
Break off the search.
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SOMETHING FUNNY'S GOING ON
OVER AT THE COUNTY FAIR.
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Bazooka: WHAT IS IT?
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I CAN'T RIGHTLY SAY,
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BUT THERE'S MORE COMMOTION THERE
THAN A BEAR IN A BEEHIVE.
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SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
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WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
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MORE WATER?
MORE FERTILIZER?
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I'LL DO ANYTHING.
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IS THAT ANY WAY
TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER?
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OH, NO!
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HELP!!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY TRICKS
ON YOUR OLD PAL!
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WHERE ARE YOU, YOU BIG BAZOOKA?
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YO.
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IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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[ SMACKS LIPS ]
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NEEDS SOUR CREAM.
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UH-OH. COMPANY!
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IT'S COBRA!
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Wild Bill: DROP IT, DESTRO,
AND DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES!
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NOT SO FAST, CHROME DOME!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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GIVE IT UP, JOES!
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I'VE GOT THE ROCKET FUEL!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OKAY, DESTRO,
YOU WANNA PLAY HARDBALL?
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HE'S NOT OUT OF COMMISSION YET.
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MOVE IN ALONGSIDE HIM.
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HEY, DESTRO!
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WANT ME TO PUT YOUR FIRE OUT?
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THIS EXTINGUISHING FOAM SHOULD
SHORT-CIRCUIT HIS CONTROLS.
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YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
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LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW TO FLY, JOE!
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NICE PILOTING, WILD BILL,
BUT YOU LOST YOUR DRAGONFLY.
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YEAH...
BUT I SAVED THE WORLD.
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Cobra Commander:
YOU CALL THIS SUCCESS?
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YOU LET THEM HAVE THE FUEL
AND BRING ME A BEAN?
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BUT --
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I FEAR FOR YOUR SANITY, DESTRO.
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00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,782
THAT WAS MORE THAN JUST
NITROGEN ROCKET FUEL!
239
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,524
IT'S A SUPER
NITROGEN FERTILIZER!
240
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,223
TAKE HIM AWAY.
241
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,965
WITH EXPENDABLE
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
242
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,402
REPLACING COBRA'S GROUND TROOPS,
243
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,534
WE COULD OVERRUN THE WORLD!
244
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,579
BAH!
245
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:21,964
I HOPE YOU HAVE REGAINED
YOUR SENSES, DESTRO.
246
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,923
FOOL!
247
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,843
HELP! SOMEBODY! AAH!
248
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,324
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?
249
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:38,763
HOW DO YOU STOP A GRAPEFRUIT
TREE THAT GROWS 14 STORIES HIGH
250
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,418
AND RAINS FRUIT THE SIZE
OF WRECKING BALLS
251
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,637
ON THE STREET BELOW?
252
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,769
EVEN YOUR MINUSCULE
IMAGINATION
253
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:48,295
MUST BE ABLE TO CONJURE THE
CARNAGE THAT WOULD BE WROUGHT
254
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,602
IF WE COVER THE CITY
WITH THESE MUTATED SEEDS!
255
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,430
HAVE A CARE, DESTRO!
256
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,087
ALL THE SEEDS WE NEED
257
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,872
CAN BE FOUND AT A GREENHOUSE
IN SOUTH DAKOTA.
258
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,831
YOU ARE RIGHT, MY FRIEND.
259
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,225
WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
260
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:08,924
BUT A SHOW OF FORCE
IS NECESSARY FIRST.
261
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,798
WE WILL CULTIVATE CHICAGO.
262
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:17,063
THAT WILL PROVE
WE MEAN BUSINESS.
263
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,458
[ BEEP ]
264
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,982
WILD BILL HERE.
265
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,940
Breaker: THIS IS
AN EMERGENCY SITUATION.
266
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,115
HEAD FOR CHICAGO.
267
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,813
THE CITY IS BEING OVERRUN
BY PLANTS.
268
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,991
THE MAYOR HAS RECEIVED AN
ULTIMATUM FROM COBRA COMMANDER.
269
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,602
HE DEMANDS CHICAGO
BE HANDED OVER TO COBRA,
270
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,300
OR IT WILL BE TURNED INTO
A GIANT WEED PATCH.
271
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,868
AIRTIGHT'S WORKING ON
A SUPER WEED SPRAY.
272
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,435
HOW'S IT GOING, AIRTIGHT?
273
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,045
WORKING AS FAST AS WE CAN.
274
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,221
WE'LL GET IT TO YOU
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
275
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,528
READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR,
OLD BUDDY.
276
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,054
Tomax and Xamot:
♪ A-PLANTING WE WILL GO
277
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,578
♪ A-PLANTING WE WILL GO
278
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,233
♪ HI-HO, A-MERRY-O
279
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,843
♪ A-PLANTING WE WILL GO
280
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,122
Barbecue:
WELCOME TO CHICAGO!
281
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,775
ORANGES AT 12:00!
282
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,825
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY
283
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,568
TO GET YOUR MINIMUM DAILY
REQUIREMENT OF VITAMIN C!
284
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,223
[ SQUAWKS, WHISTLES ]
285
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,704
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW,
BARNACLE BREATH?
286
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,316
CUT ME SOME SLACK, POLLY.
287
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,057
[ HORNS HONKING ]
288
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,414
Alpine:
SCHOOL'S OUT, BOYS.
289
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,980
-G.I...
-JOE!
290
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:19,185
GOT TO DO SOMETHING NOW!
291
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,149
WHAT'S THE MATTER --
292
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,456
DOESN'T YOUR BROTHER
LIKE YOU ANYMORE?
293
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,633
THANKS FOR FLYING
G.I. JOE AIRLINES!
294
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,939
HAVE A NICE TRIP!
295
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,770
COME ON, BROTHER, LET'S...
GET OUT OF HERE!
296
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,176
IMAGINE FINDING THEM
IN YOUR SALAD! YUCK!
297
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,099
Destro:
HELP YOURSELF, JOE!
298
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,883
THE ROUGHAGE WILL DO YOU GOOD!
299
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,885
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
300
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,370
DON'T YOU GOOD GUYS
EVER GIVE UP?
301
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,068
Wild Bill: NO!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!
302
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,947
LASERS HAVE NO EFFECT!
303
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,775
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING QUICK,
304
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,125
WE'RE GONNA BE BURIED
IN A TOMB OF SQUASH!
305
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:33,346
[ SQUAWKS ]
SQUASHED BY A SQUASH!
306
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,825
SHUT UP.
307
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,971
HATE USING THIS BEFORE
IT'S BEEN PROPERLY TESTED,
308
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,452
BUT IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
309
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,024
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
310
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,505
[ SQUAWKS ]
NOT MUCH, BARNACLE BRAIN!
311
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,115
[ SQUAWKS, LAUGHS ]
312
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,553
KEEP IT UP, SHARK BAIT!
313
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,511
IF I CAN CRYSTALLIZE THIS GAS
314
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,166
AND SEED THOSE CLOUDS
BEFORE IT RAINS,
315
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,213
I BET I COULD MAKE
COBRA'S PLANS BACKFIRE!
316
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,780
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
OVER LUNCH!
317
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,437
IF THIS DEFOLIANT OF YOURS
DOESN'T WORK,
318
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,744
I'M BUYING A LOT OF STOCK
IN SALAD FORKS!
319
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,982
YEE-HOO!
320
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,463
CAUGHT IN YOUR OWN TRAP!
321
00:20:55,906 --> 00:21:00,563
AND ANOTHER COBRA GAME
IS RAINED OUT!
322
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,000
[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
323
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,743
YES, SIRREE!
324
00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,745
IT WAS RIGHT THEN AND THERE
325
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:12,227
THAT G.I. JOE CAME TO ME
AND ASKED MY ADVICE.
326
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,360
Man:
TELL US MORE, HARVEY!
327
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,927
Woman: YES, DO!
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
328
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,495
WELL, IT WEREN'T EASY,
LET ME TELL YOU.
329
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,671
THAT HARVEY
WOULD DO PAUL BUNYAN PROUD.
330
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,933
HOLD ON, GUYS.
331
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,500
I GOT ME AN IDEA.
332
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,328
Boy:
WEREN'T YOU SCARED?
333
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:28,199
SCARED?
[ LAUGHS ] ME?
334
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,507
WHY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE MEANING OF THE WORD.
335
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,509
AAH!
336
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,468
[ LAUGHTER ]
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