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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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EAT HOT SALT TABS,
YA SCURVY LANDLUBBERS!
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AAH, YOU GOT ME!
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UGH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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SHIPWRECK, THAT IS PATHETIC.
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[ LAUGHS ] SAYS YOU.
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I THOUGHT I DESERVED AN OSCAR.
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YEAH, MY UNCLE OSCAR,
THE MOOCHER.
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Scarlett: CEASE FIRE!
EVERYBODY, CEASE FIRING!
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CIVILIANS IN THE BATTLE AREA!
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AW, NUTS!
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JUST WHEN THE FIGHT
WAS GETTING DIRTY.
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Hector:
ARE WE READY, TOM?
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-Tom: WE'RE ROLLIN'!
-GOOD.
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THIS IS HECTOR RAMIREZ
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REPORTING FOR YOUR TV NEWS
MAGAZINE "TWENTY QUESTIONS."
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AND BELOW US
IS THE G.I. JOE TEAM,
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AMERICA'S SPECIAL ANTI-TERRORIST
TASK FORCE.
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BUT DOES AMERICA NEED THEM?
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SOME PEOPLE CLAIM
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THE JOES ARE A NEEDLESS
MILITARY EXTRAVAGANCE AT BEST,
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AND A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF
THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER AT WORST.
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CUT.
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OKAY, HOW WAS THAT?
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YES, YES, PERFECT!
PERFECT!
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Flint:
OKAY, WHAT IN THE NAME OF SANITY
ARE YOU PEOPLE DOIN' HERE?
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THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA!
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HOW DO YOU ANSWER THE CLAIMS
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THAT COBRA IS ONLY
AN ELABORATE HOAX
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TO BILK THE GOVERNMENT
OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS?
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WHAT?
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CAREFUL, FLINT.
THAT'S THAT TV NEWS GUY.
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YEAH. HE'LL FEED YOU LINES
AND HANG YOU WITH 'EM.
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UH, SORRY,
NO COMMENT AT THIS TIME.
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THEN I DEMAND TO SEE
YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER.
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Flint: DUKE'S OFF-BASE.
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HE WON'T BE BACK
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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BUT YOU GENTLEMEN
CAN WAIT HERE IN HIS OFFICE,
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AND I'LL GET A GUIDE
TO SHOW YOU AROUND THE BASE.
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NOW WHAT, SEMI-FEARLESS LEADER?
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FIND A GUIDE AND CALL FOR DUKE.
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WELL, IF THEY'RE
SIPHONING OFF MILLIONS,
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THEY SURE AREN'T SPENDING IT
ON INTERIOR DECORATING.
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THAT -- THAT'S WHAT
THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
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MY FRIENDS, THE COMMITTEE
ON BASIC REDUCTIONS OF ARMIES
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HAS CONCLUSIVE PROOF
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THAT THE ENTIRE G.I. JOE/COBRA
CONFLICT IS FAKED!
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F-A-K-E-D! FAKED!
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COME OFF IT!
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I'VE SEEN THE NEWS FOOTAGE.
IT'S REAL.
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OH, WELL, HECTOR,
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IF YOU'RE GONNA LET THE HIRED
HELP INFLUENCE YOUR DECISIONS...
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Tom: "HIRED HELP"?
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COOL IT, TOM.
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I'LL MAKE THE DECISIONS.
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HMM, I WONDER IF THERE'S
AN EMMY IN THIS FOR ME?
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AH, GENTLEMEN, OBSERVE
THE PROPERTIES OF THE CUE BALL.
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SO ROUND, SO FIRM.
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WANT TO BET I CAN MAKE IT
SIT UP AND BARK?
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WHAT THE UNIVERSE WILLS THE BALL
TO DO, IT SHALL DO.
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THERE ARE NO GAMES OF CHANCE
IN THE --
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[ LAUGHS ]
GOOD OLD SPIRIT.
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MR. FRIVOLITY.
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SHIPWRECK,
I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU.
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OH, SORRY.
CAN'T TAKE IT, FLINT.
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I WAS KILLED IN ACTION
DURING MANEUVERS.
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LOOK, STOW IT, SHIPWRECK.
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I'VE GOT THREE CIVILIANS
WHO NEED BABYSITTING.
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Shipwreck:
AND HERE'S WHERE WE KEEP
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OUR SKY HAWKS,
SKYSTRIKERS, AND DRAGONFLIES.
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WHAT ABOUT SKY HAWK
COST OVERRUNS?
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I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT IT.
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HE -- HE'S JUST PUTTING UP
OBSTACLES!
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OBSTACLES, HUH?!
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YOU WANT TO SEE OBSTACLES?
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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OVER THERE,
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YOU GOT WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SWINGIN'-LOG OBSTACLE.
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THEN THERE'S
YOUR OLD-TIRE OBSTACLE.
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AND YOUR BRICK-WALL OBSTACLE.
AND --
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OH, PERFECT TRAINING,
IF YOU PLAN TO FIGHT --
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TO FIGHT IN A PLAYGROUND!
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I'LL SHOW YOU OUR PLAYGROUND,
MATE!
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THIS IS OUR
LIGHT-WEAPONS RANGE.
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WE PRACTICE ON
POP-UP CARDBOARD TARGETS.
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HOW APPROPRIATE,
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SINCE YOUR ENEMY IS ALSO
A CARDBOARD FABRICATION!
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THAT DOES IT,
YOU BLASTED BILGE RAT!
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I'LL PROVE TO YOU ONCE AND
FOR ALL THAT COBRA'S FOR REAL!
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YOU!
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I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUTSIDE!
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NO FILMING IN HERE!
TOP SECRET!
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UH, WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
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IF ALL THESE COMPUTERS
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WERE USED TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER
INSTEAD OF --
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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FEED THE WORLD A SHORT STACK
OF FLOPPY DISKS?
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WELL, IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN
FIGHTING SENSELESS BATTLES
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AGAINST NONEXISTENT --
NONEXISTENT ENEMIES.
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SENSELESS, HUH?
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NONEXISTENT, HUH?
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THE COMPUTER SAYS
OUR MADE-UP SNAKES
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HAVE GOT SOMETHING COOKING
IN THE ROCKIES.
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LET'S JUST TAKE A TRIP
AND SEE, HUH?
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JUST LAY LOW
TILL WE GET OUT OF HERE.
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I'LL SHOW YOU
SOME REAL COBRA ACTIVITY.
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HEY, SHIPWRECK, WHAT'S UP?
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UH, JUST TAKIN' HER UP
FOR A TEST FLIGHT, GUYS.
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NEED A CO-PILOT?
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NO. UH, NO.
NO, THANKS, ACE.
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SAY, I THOUGHT
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
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SHOWING SOME CIVILIANS AROUND.
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NEXT STOP -- THE ROCKIES!
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[ SHEEP BLEATING ]
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GET READY.
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ANOTHER AIRCRAFT APPROACHES.
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Ripper:
HEADING STRAIGHT AT US, MATE.
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COR! I AIN'T DESTROYED NOTHING
IN TWO OR THREE DAYS!
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Arnold: WHAT A WASTE OF
TAXPAYERS' TIME AND MONEY --
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JOYRIDING OVER THE ROCKIES!
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Shipwreck: JOYRIDE?
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IF WE SPOT COBRA, THIS IS
ONE RIDE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!
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FIRE.
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RIGHT, THEN.
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Shipwreck:
UH-OH. S.A.M.!
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MY NAME IS ARNOLD, NOT SAM!
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Shipwreck:
NOT SAM! S-A-M!
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SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!
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NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME FLY!
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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TOLD YOU
YOU'D NEVER FORGET THIS RIDE!
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NOW ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO
IS LIVE THROUGH IT!
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Cover Girl: SHIPWRECK?
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HEY, SHIPWRECK!
WHERE ARE YOU?
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FLINT WANTS YOU AND YOUR GUESTS!
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ACE, RIP CORD, EITHER OF YOU
GUYS SEEN SHIPWRECK?
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HE TOOK OFF.
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TOOK OFF?
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SAID HE WAS GOING
ON A TEST FLIGHT.
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I THOUGHT IT LOOKED SUSPICIOUS.
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SO I CHECKED AROUND AND FOUND
SHIPWRECK AND THOSE CIVILIANS
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HAD BEEN HERE.
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OH, BAD NEWS.
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IF THAT COMPUTER'S RIGHT,
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SHIPWRECK'S HEADING TOWARD
THE ROCKIES AND CERTAIN DEATH.
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YOU MEAN COBRA?
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I MEAN DUKE, WHEN HE FINDS OUT.
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YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!
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SHUT UP!
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
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SEE, I TOLD YOU
I'D GET US DOWN SAFE.
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Alpine:
YUCKO! HOW DISGUSTIN'!
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PROBABLY GONNA DIE
FROM SOME DISEASE.
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HAVE NO FEAR FOR MY HEALTH,
ALPINE.
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I DON'T.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT FREEDOM.
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Cover Girl: ALPINE!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US.
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SHIPWRECK MAY BE IN BIG TROUBLE
SOMEWHERE IN THE ROCKIES.
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NATURALLY. WHERE ELSE
WOULD YOU EXPECT TO FIND
A SAILOR IN TROUBLE?
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Shipwreck:
WE'LL FIND THAT COBRA MISSILE
LAUNCHER AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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Arnold: MISSILE LAUNCHER?
MISSILE LAUNCHER?
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A WILD-GOOSE CHASE
TO KEEP US FROM THE STORY!
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I'LL LAUNCH YOU IF YOU DON'T
KEEP YOUR FOOL TRAP SHUT!
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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
WAIT A MINUTE. LISTEN.
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HEY! HEY!
OVER HERE!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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KEEP A SHARP EYE PEELED
FOR SHIPWRECK AND COBRA.
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ZARTAN, I'M PICKIN' UP SOMETHING
ON THE RADAR.
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Zartan:
A JOE SEARCH PARTY.
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ALERT COBRA COMMANDER
AND READY THE MISSILES!
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COME BACK, YOU SCURVY HOUNDS!
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AH, MY OWN BUDDIES LEAVING ME
STRANDED OUT HERE WITH --
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OW! WHAT THE...
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COBRA!
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LOCK IN ON TARGETS.
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RIGHT-O!
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SHIPWRECK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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GET BACK!
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IT'S A COBRA MISSILE!
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IF IT LAUNCHES,
WE'LL ALL BE KILLED!
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FIRE.
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WITH PLEASURE, ZARTAN.
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ZARTAN, THE FIRE-CONTROL
MECHANISM IS OUT!
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COBRA COMMANDER MUST STOP THEM
WHILE WE FIX THE LAUNCHER!
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Cobra Commander:
RATTLERS, ATTACK!
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COBRA!
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RATTLERS!
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I'LL BE OKAY!
SAVE YOURSELVES!
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YO-O-O, JOE!
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THEY'LL BE SLAUGHTERED
UNLESS I RE-RIG THIS LAUNCHER!
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WILD WEASEL TO RATTLER SQUADRON!
DON'T LET THEM GET BEHIND YOU!
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GOT IT!
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WHAT?
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MISSILES, ON OUR TAILS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU CAN JUST IGNORE 'EM, ARNOLD!
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THEY'S ALL IMAGINARY!
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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VERY CLEVER.
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HAD YOU REMEMBERED
TO WATCH BEHIND YOU,
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IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
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YEAH, THAT'S SHIPWRECK'S COPTER,
ALL RIGHT.
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BUT WHERE'S THE SAILOR BOY
HIMSELF?
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00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:46,270
YOU KNOW HIM.
LATE TO HIS OWN FUNERAL.
227
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,839
Arnold: IT'S ALL A FAKE --
A FAKE, I TELL YOU!
228
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,101
YES, SHIPWRECK.
229
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,148
YOU'D BETTER COME CLEAN
WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
230
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,497
SILENCE!
231
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,023
Woman:
THERE IS A 0-3-9 CONTINGENCY
232
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,677
IN THE LOWER AFT
RECEIVING DOCK.
233
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,853
ASSAULT TROOPS
REPORT FOR BRIEFING.
234
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,421
SUFFERIN' SEAWEED!
235
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:09,467
TONIGHT'S MOVIE IS
"THE AMUSEMENT PARK OF TERROR."
236
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,121
IT'S MAYHEM
ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
237
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,862
AND REVENGE
ON THE ROLLER COASTER
238
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:16,257
AS THE BAD GUYS TRY TO BEAT THE
GOOD GUYS ON THE FERRIS WHEEL.
239
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:19,956
GOOD, ZARTAN!
YOU'VE CAPTURED THE INTRUDERS!
240
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,176
WHO IS THAT BOZO?
241
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:25,005
THAT MORON IS COBRA COMMANDER.
242
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,530
Cobra Commander: YOUR SCOUTING
MISSION IS A FAILURE, SHIPWRECK.
243
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,924
EVEN IF YOU GOT WORD
TO YOUR FRIENDS,
244
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,317
YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE
TO STOP OUR ASSAULT
245
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:36,103
ON THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN
CHEMICAL-WEAPONS ARSENAL.
246
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,496
YOU'RE AFTER
THAT EXPLOSIVE GAS --
247
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,542
THE STUFF THE ARMY BURIED
AROUND HERE!
248
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:44,981
YOUR ARMY MAY HAVE QUALMS
ABOUT USING SUCH WEAPONS,
249
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,809
BUT COBRA DOES NOT!
250
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,377
OH, NOW, WAIT JUST
A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE!
251
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,640
CAN THE CHARADE!
THIS IS ALL A FAKE!
252
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:52,684
TELL 'EM, ARNOLD.
253
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,816
Baroness: FOOL!
254
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,602
YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST MALE
I EVER MET!
255
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,562
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
256
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:03,957
YOU VAIN, BABBLING,
MORONIC PEACOCK!
257
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,569
MY MISSION WAS TO UNDERMINE
JOE SUPPORT AND MORALE
258
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:11,051
BY FEEDING YOU MINDLESS DRIVEL
FOR YOUR NEWS PROGRAM,
259
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,619
BUT THAT -- THAT SAILOR
RUINED EVERYTHING!
260
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:17,231
GLAD TO OBLIGE, BARONESS.
261
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,669
PRELIMINARY SHOCK TROOPS,
PREPARE TO MOVE OUT.
262
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,757
NOW!
263
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,455
ZARTAN, LEAD THE OPERATION.
264
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:28,546
I WILL STAY TO MONITOR
JOE ACTIVITY.
265
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:33,203
WITHIN HOURS, ALL THE EXPLOSIVE
GAS WILL BELONG TO COBRA!
266
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:36,641
AND YOU'RE JUST THE TYPE
TO USE IT.
267
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,387
GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD.
268
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,434
THIS GUY HECTOR RAMIREZ
IS THE TYPE OF NEWS MAN
269
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,697
WHO LOVES DOING A HATCHET JOB
ON THE MILITARY.
270
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:50,394
-WHERE IS HE?
-WE DON'T KNOW.
271
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,266
I HAD SHIPWRECK
TAKE HIM AROUND THE BASE,
272
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,050
AND NOW HE AND SHIPWRECK
ARE MISSING.
273
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,530
Breaker:
DUKE! FLINT!
274
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,620
WE INTERCEPTED
A COBRA RADIO MESSAGE.
275
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,796
THEY'RE ATTACKING
THE CHEMICAL-WEAPONS ARSENAL!
276
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,668
WE CAN'T LET THEM GET THAT GAS.
SOUND THE ALERT!
277
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,496
WE'LL WORRY ABOUT RAMIREZ LATER.
278
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,725
THANKS
TO OUR TUNNELING MACHINES,
279
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,815
WE FOUND THIS PREVIOUSLY
UNDISCOVERED CAVERN --
280
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,992
A PERFECT BASE
FOR OUR OPERATIONS!
281
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,690
I ALWAYS SAID
YOU COULDN'T TELL YOUR BASE
282
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,083
FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND!
283
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,652
I WILL NOT ALLOW
SUCH IMPERTINENCE,
284
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,437
ESPECIALLY
FROM AN ENLISTED MAN!
285
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,397
BARONESS, DO THE DISHONORS!
286
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,486
WITH PLEASURE.
287
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,056
Cobra Commander:
PULVERIZE THEM!
288
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,999
EVERY COBRA TROOPER
IN THE WORLD
289
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,609
WAS HIDDEN IN THAT MOUNTAIN!
290
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,915
[ FREEDOM SCREECHING ]
291
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:22,399
HE WANTS US TO SEE SOMETHING.
292
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,798
HELP, ANYBODY! HELP!
293
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,322
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL SAVE YOU...
294
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,455
FOR A PRICE.
295
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:35,499
ANYTHING!
296
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,979
[ ROARS ]
ANYTHING!
297
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,068
WHERE'S SHIPWRECK
AND THE OTHERS?
298
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,983
I-I DON'T KNOW.
299
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,681
-THEN ADIOS.
-WAIT!
300
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,857
THEY MIGHT BE IN THE CAVERN.
301
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,382
SAVE ME AND I'LL TELL YOU
HOW TO SNEAK IN.
302
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,653
NOW TALK.
303
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,748
WAIT!
304
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,794
ONE LAST REQUEST --
AN INTERVIEW!
305
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,408
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
306
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,890
AN INTERVIEW!
I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU!
307
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,200
SOUND THE ALARM!
308
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,996
FOOLS,
TAKE OUT THE TOWERS ONLY!
309
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,129
HIT A GAS BUNKER,
AND WE'LL ALL EXPLODE!
310
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,706
THIS IS THE NONLETHAL STUFF --
311
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,448
LAUGHING GAS, TEAR GAS,
YOU KNOW.
312
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,538
THAT THERE'S
THE EXPLOSIVE GAS.
313
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:01,977
RADIO COBRA COMMANDER
THAT WE'RE BRINGING IT ALL IN.
314
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,805
WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.
315
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,720
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
316
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,114
[ PANTING ]
317
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:12,944
HERE IT IS -- THE EXHAUST VENT
THAT SNAKE TOLD US ABOUT.
318
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,947
RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES.
319
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:23,651
BARONESS, WE CAPTURED
THE EXPLOSIVE GAS.
320
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,307
WHY ISN'T COBRA COMMANDER HERE
TO WITNESS MY TRIUMPH?
321
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,269
HE'S BEING INTERVIEWED FOR TV.
322
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:38,057
THEN, AFTER LEADING A MUTINY
AT MY MILITARY ACADEMY...
323
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,145
[ SIGHS ]
324
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,930
LISTEN UP, YOU BLOODY DINGOS!
325
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:45,107
EXPLOSIVE GAS TO THE LEFT!
326
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:51,157
LAUGHING GAS, TEAR GAS, AND
THE REST BY THE COMMAND MODULE!
327
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,812
CAN YOU MAKE ANY MORE NOISE
THAN THAT, ALPINE?
328
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,946
SHUT UP, UNLESS YOU WANT TO FLY
DOWNSTAIRS.
329
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,644
MM. FLY.
GOOD IDEA.
330
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:04,822
FREEDOM, FIND SHIPWRECK.
331
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,266
LOOK, AN EAGLE
HAS GOTTEN INTO THE CAVERN.
332
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:14,789
BYE-BYE, BIRDIE.
333
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,312
FREEDOM!
334
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,706
YOU AIN'T COOKING
MY FRIEND'S GOOSE!
335
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,666
THEY MUST'VE SPOTTED US.
336
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,755
NO SENSE BEING SUBTLE NOW.
337
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,975
All:
YO-O-O, JOE!
338
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,804
G.I. JOE!
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
339
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:37,420
WHY AREN'T THEY
SHOOTING BACK?
340
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,511
MAYBE 'CAUSE WE'RE SITTIN' ON
A TRUCKLOAD OF EXPLOSIVE GAS.
341
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,428
-HEY, AIN'T THAT...
-SHIPWRECK!
342
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,952
HE'S GONNA CRUSH
THOSE GAS CYLINDERS!
343
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,785
[ LAUGHING ]
344
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,789
[ LAUGHTER ]
345
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,140
[ LAUGHTER ]
346
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,054
[ LAUGHTER ]
347
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,363
[ LAUGHING ]
348
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,583
ITCHING GAS!
349
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,717
[ LAUGHING ]
350
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,546
EXPLOSIONS!
351
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,070
THERE'LL BE A CAVE-IN!
352
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,376
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
353
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:25,251
WE'LL ALL BE CRUSHED TO PULP!
354
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,213
[ Laughing ]
HATE TO LAUGH AND RUN,
355
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,694
BUT WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
356
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,826
[ LAUGHING ]
357
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,224
THEY'RE ESCAPING!
358
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:45,009
THE CAVERN'S EXPLODING!
359
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,837
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
360
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,844
NO!
361
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,934
[ LAUGHING ]
362
00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,808
WE'D BETTER GET OUT
BEFORE EVERYTHING COLLAPSES!
363
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,331
[ LAUGHS ]
364
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,510
[ LAUGHTER ]
365
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,861
IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE
[LAUGHS]
366
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,647
WE'RE FINISHED!
367
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,214
[ LAUGHS ]
368
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,304
WELL, C'EST LA VIE, MATE!
369
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,396
NO, REALLY! COME ON!
370
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,572
WE MUST ESCAPE!
371
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,269
[ LAUGHS ]
372
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,234
ANY SIGN OF WHERE COBRA WENT?
373
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,975
NO.
THE TRAIL SEEMS TO DISAPPEAR.
374
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,368
WAIT, LOOK OUT THERE!
375
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:42,284
Duke:
THIS MUST BE COBRA'S DOING!
376
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,811
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
377
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,031
UH-OH!
378
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,121
SHIPWRECK!
379
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,601
WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME
380
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,560
WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE BLAZES
IS GOING ON?!
381
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,736
[ LAUGHING ]
382
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,131
IT WAS GREAT!
383
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,438
IT WAS WONDERFUL!
384
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,440
EMMY MATERIAL!
385
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,791
A PULITZER PRIZE!
386
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:13,228
THERE'S WAS LAUGHING GAS
AND FIGHTING
387
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,970
AND GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS!
388
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,320
I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE!
389
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,235
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS
TO MY NETWORK!
390
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,151
FANTASTIC!
WHAT A SCOOP!
391
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,979
MWAH! LOVE YOU!
392
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,547
YOU JOES ARE GREAT!
393
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,380
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
394
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,904
I'D LIKE AN EXPLANATION
FOR ALL THIS.
395
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,732
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
396
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:42,692
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
FORGET IT.
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