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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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Dr. Hibbentrope:
THERE, THERE. CLOSER.
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BACK A BIT.
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OH, BLAST IT!
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WHERE DID YOU GO,
YOU LITTLE MICROBE?
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WAIT! AH, THERE YOU ARE.
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AMAZING!
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SIMPLY AMAZING.
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Zartan:
DOCTOR HIBBENTROPE?
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YES, YES?
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
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THE SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYS,
"DO NOT ENTER."
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NOW, DOCTOR,
I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE BUSY,
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BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
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[ COUGHS ]
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SLEEP TIGHT, MY GOOD DOCTOR.
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NO ONE WILL BOTHER YOU NOW.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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A BOTANIST, A BIOLOGIST,
TWO ASTRONOMERS, A GEOLOGIST.
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WHY IS COBRA KIDNAPPING
ALL OF THESE SCIENTISTS?
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MAYBE THEY'RE JUST COLLECTING
SCIENTISTS, LIKE, UM...
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BASEBALL CARDS.
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Flint: MAYBE. ANYONE CARE
TO GUESS WHAT COBRA'S GONNA DO
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WHEN THEY COMPLETE THEIR SET?
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SOMETHING'S COMING IN.
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IF IT'S COBRA,
TRACE IT, BREAKER.
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GREETINGS, JOE TEAM.
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YOU NO DOUBT KNOW WHAT I HAVE
CHOSEN TO SPEAK WITH YOU ABOUT.
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GET ON WITH IT,
COBRA COMMANDER.
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I WILL BE TERSE, FLINT.
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IF I DO NOT RECEIVE $60 BILLION
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YOU WILL NEVER
SEE THE SCIENTISTS AGAIN.
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KIDNAPPING?
YOU'VE HIT A NEW LOW, COMMANDER.
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WHERE DO YOU EXPECT US
TO GET $60 BILLION?
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RELAX, GUYS.
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WE'LL JUST PUT IT
ON MY CREDIT CARD.
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I NEVER LEAVE HOME WI--
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ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!
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LEST YOU THINK I AM NOT
SERIOUS, WATCH THIS!
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PLEASE, G.I. JOE,
DO SOMETHING!
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YOU MUST HELP ME!
YOU MUST!
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JOES, YOU HAVE ONE DAY
TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY OR...
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[ HISSES ]
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I TRACED THE TRANSMISSION.
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IT'S COMING
FROM SOUTH AMERICA.
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IT'S TOO EASY.
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I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
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YEAH. IT'S TOO PAT.
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I AGREE.
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WE NEED VOLUNTEERS
FOR OUR STRIKE TEAM.
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ]
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G.I. JOE IS DOOMED, THANKS
TO YOU, MY DEAR HIBBENTROPE.
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YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE
AN EXTRA CHARGE
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FOR MY ACTING SERVICES.
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Baroness:
YOU VENAL MERCENARY.
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YOUR ACTING COULDN'T GET YOU
ONTO A SOAP OPERA.
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SILENCE!
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HIS STUNNING PERFORMANCE
IS WELL WORTH THE MONEY.
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IT WILL BUY ME THE GREATEST
LUXURY THERE IS --
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REVENGE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Ace: STAY LOW
TO KEEP UNDER COBRA RADAR.
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THE BASE IS COMING UP FAST.
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THERE IT IS!
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LET'S TELL OUR FRIENDS
WE'RE HERE!
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Wild Bill: WHOO-HEE!
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THIS IS JUST LIKE
CLEANING A STABLE BACK HOME!
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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I'VE BEEN ITCHIN'
FOR A GOOD FIGHT ALL DAY!
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ITCHING? OH, BOY!
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[ GROANS ]
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BAZOOKA,
WE NEED SOME SUPPORT HERE!
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YOU GOT IT! OOP!
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COME ON!
THEY'RE FALLING BACK!
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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!
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I DON'T LIKE TO FIGHT
UNARMED SOLDIERS,
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SO HERE -- TAKE MY GUN!
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GET OFF MY BACK!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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AND STAY OFF IT!
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Dusty: I USUALLY
DON'T DROP IN UNEXPECTEDLY...
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[ GRUNTS ]
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BUT THIS TIME,
I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
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Bazooka:
DARN IT, SWALLOWED MY GUM.
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NOW I'M MAD!
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ONE! TWO! THREE!
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OH, MY TRIGGER FINGER.
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WHAT A BUNCH OF WIMPS.
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WE OUGHT TO GET HOME
IN TIME FOR DINNER.
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DON'T COUNT ON IT.
THIS WAS JUST THE HORS D'OEUVRE.
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THE MAIN COURSE WON'T BE SERVED
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TILL WE VISIT THOSE SNAKES
INSIDE THEIR TEMPLE.
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AND FIND THOSE SCIENTISTS.
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ZAP, YOU GOT A KEY?
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YEAH,
AND IT'LL FIT PERFECTLY.
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HOO-HOO!
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NOTHING BETTER
THAN A GOOD KABOOM
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TO OPEN UP CLOSED DOORS,
HUH, FLINT?
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YEAH. I'M GLAD YOU LEFT
SOME BUILDING TO ENTER.
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ZAP, WAIT OUT HERE FOR GUNG-HO
AND THE SUPPORT TEAM.
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THE REST OF YOU,
COME WITH ME.
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DO YOU GET THE FEELING
THAT NO ONE'S HOME?
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YOU COULD BE R--
WAIT A SECOND.
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I DON'T LIKE THIS.
THIS IS A TRAP.
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HEY! MY GUN!
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MAGNETIC FIELD!
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IT'S A TRAP!
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WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
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WELCOME TO MY FUNHOUSE!
[ LAUGHS ]
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YES, WELCOME TO MY FUNHOUSE!
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STUFF IT, SNAKE FACE!
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DESPITE YOUR RUDENESS,
I OFFER YOU A SPORTING CHANCE.
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THREE DOORS, THREE CHOICES.
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TWO OF THEM LEAD TO DEAD ENDS.
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WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD ONE?
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IT LEADS YOU TO ME.
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THEN ALL THE DOORS ARE LOSERS.
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YOU ARE BEGINNING
TO TRY MY PATIENCE!
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BEFORE I FORGET,
I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL YOU
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THAT THIS ENTIRE ISLAND
IS A BOMB,
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AND THE ONLY WAY TO DISARM IT
IS HERE IN THE CONTROL BOOTH.
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THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAVE US
SOME TROUBLE
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AND DISARM IT YOURSELF?
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AND RUIN MY FUN?
SURELY YOU JEST.
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TAKE NO CHANCES, COMMANDER.
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DESTROY THEM NOW!
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[ LAUGHS ] LET HIM TAKE
AS LONG AS HE LIKES.
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I AM PAID BY THE HOUR.
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LOOK, OUR BEST CHANCE TO
GET THROUGH THIS IS TO SPLIT UP.
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DUSTY, AIRTIGHT,
YOU TAKE THE DOOR ON THE LEFT.
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ALPINE, BAZOOKA,
YOU GET THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
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LADY JAYE AND I WILL
GO FOR THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE.
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IT'S EMPTY. MAYBE WE PICKED
THE RIGHT CORRIDOR.
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IF THERE IS A RIGHT CORRIDOR.
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WHAT THE HEY?
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WHAT IS THIS, NEW YEAR'S EVE?
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YEAH, IT'S PARTY TIME!
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WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
HE WAS AN AIR HEAD.
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DON'T BREAK THAT BALLOON!
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[ COUGHING ]
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STAY BACK!
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WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU.
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GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SNAKE!
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SNAKE? WHAT THE HECK'S HAPPENING
TO YOU, BUDDY?
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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THE GAS FROM THE BALLOON
HAS YOU HALLUCINATING.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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TRUST ME.
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I DIDN'T BREATHE IT,
SO I'M NOT AFFECTED.
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LIES!
YOU'VE HAD IT, SNAKE!
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AAAAAAAH!
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I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT...
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SLEEP TIGHT, OLD PAL.
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I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU
AFTER I KICK SOME SNAKE BUTT.
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HOW COME FLINT ALWAYS
PICKS LADY JAYE TO GO WITH HIM
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AND I ALWAYS GET YOU?
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WHOA!
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
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[ LAUGHS ] FUNNY.
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"FUNNY" ISN'T THE WORD FOR IT.
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WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME,
TO THE COBRA EXPRESS.
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STEP ABOARD, MY GOOD FRIENDS.
STEP ABOARD.
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YOU'RE IN FOR THE RIDE
OF YOUR LIFE.
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AFTER YOU.
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THANKS.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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COME ON, ZAP.
HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU?
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WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
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I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
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THESE AREN'T FIRECRACKERS.
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WHEE!
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Cobra Commander:
THE GOOD PART IS JUST BEGINNING.
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OVER ALREADY?
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Alpine: YEAH,
WE'RE IN A SHOOTING GALLERY!
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SITTING DUCKS!
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THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I EVER LISTEN TO YOU!
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OH, NO!
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YOU STUPID BOZO. WHAT'D YOU LET
YOURSELF GET HIT FOR?
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ALL RIGHT, COMMANDER!
THIS ISN'T A GAME ANYMORE!
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I'M PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS!
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WHOA!
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00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:23,797
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A CLOWN.
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THIS GUY
IS DEFINITELY NOT PLAYING
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WITH A FULL DECK OF CARDS!
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OKAY, SO YOU GOT A NEW WEAPON!
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OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!
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WHOA! THIS IS SERIOUS!
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TIME TO MAKE LIKE A FAST BALL!
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SAFE AT SECOND!
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UH-OH.
THIS ISN'T MY DAY.
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WHOA!
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THIS GUY WANTS TO THROW ME
OUT AT THE PLATE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
YOU SEE, BARONESS?
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THEY AREN'T SO TOUGH AFTER ALL.
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OOPS! WHAT?! OOF!
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MAN, THIS FLOOR'S LIKE GLASS,
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00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,588
AND THIS DUCT
COULD USE SOME LIGHT!
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00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,942
WHAT IS THIS,
THE PRO BOWLER'S TOUR?
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TALK ABOUT INFLATED EGOS!
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11!
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I GOT 11!
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THAT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN A STRIKE!
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00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,012
NOW THERE ARE ONLY
TWO JOES LEFT.
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WHAT ABOUT THE JOES
OUTSIDE THE DOOR?
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THEY DON'T MATTER.
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THEY'LL NEVER GET THROUGH
IN TIME TO SAVE THEIR COMRADES.
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Zap: IT'S READY TO BLOW.
EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!
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IT'S STILL THERE!
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I'LL USE A LITTLE MORE GREASE.
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00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,641
NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING, BUT
SO FAR, THIS HAS BEEN A BREEZE.
232
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,600
THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
233
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,254
WHAT'S THAT?
[ METAL CREAKING ]
234
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:16,518
SOUNDS LIKE...
MARCHING TIN CANS.
235
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,915
AND THEY'RE UGLY, TOO.
236
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,091
LET'S STOMP ON 'EM.
237
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,446
HYAH!
238
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:39,106
I CAN'T GET A CLEAR SHOT
AT YOURS!
239
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,110
GOOD SHOOTING!
240
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,640
LADY JAYE!
241
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,033
HYAH!
242
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,040
LADY JAYE, YOU ALL RIGHT?
243
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,871
I CAN'T GET A PULSE.
244
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,451
LADY JAYE!
245
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,414
Cobra Commander: SO, FLINT.
246
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,721
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
247
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,593
LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.
248
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,857
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
THE COMMANDER IS HAVING FUN.
249
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,729
I FORGOT.
YOU'RE PAID BY THE HOUR.
250
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,992
SILENCE!
251
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:41,559
I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM!
252
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,702
GET UP,
YOU BLUNDERING BUNCH OF IDIOTS,
253
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,270
OR I'LL SEND YOU
ALL TO THE SCRAP-IRON HEAP!
254
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,925
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR A GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK.
255
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,188
GO AFTER HIM!
256
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,146
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
257
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,684
THREE DOWN, THREE LEFT,
COMMANDER.
258
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,383
DESTROY HIM!
259
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,867
YOUR ROBOTS ARE LOUSY SHOTS,
COMMANDER!
260
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,694
DID YOU PROGRAM 'EM YOURSELF?
261
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,222
COME ON, COMMANDER!
262
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,789
YOU TRY AND GET ME!
263
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,057
NEVER MIND.
I'LL COME AND GET YOU!
264
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928
AS YOU WISH.
265
00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:00,247
NOW WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY, ZARTAN?
266
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,684
WATCH YOUR TONGUE
WHILE YOU STILL HAVE IT!
267
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,078
HOWEVER, SHE MIGHT HAVE A POINT,
COMMANDER.
268
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:08,603
IT'S TIME TO DEPART
WHEN I SAY IT'S TIME!
269
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:13,608
IF THIS DOESN'T DO IT, I'M GOING
BACK TO SELLING INSURANCE.
270
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,566
LET'S GO!
271
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,053
YO-O-O, JOE!
272
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,317
THE GAME IS OVER,
COBRA COMMANDER.
273
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,841
MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF
AND SURRENDER!
274
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,279
SURRENDER? NEVER!
275
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,890
YOUR FRIENDS
WILL NOT FIND YOU IN TIME!
276
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,762
THESE GUYS
ARE GETTING OLD, COMMANDER.
277
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,378
NOW THAT
THEY HAVE HIS ATTENTION,
278
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,947
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
TO OUR RESOURCEFUL FRIEND!
279
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,080
[ LAUGHS ]
280
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,609
NICE SHOOTING, COMMANDER!
281
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,481
I AM SICK OF YOU, FLINT.
282
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,830
IN MOMENTS,
283
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,660
YOU WILL BE CONVERTED
TO SUBATOMIC PARTICLES.
284
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,793
THE BOMB IS NOW ACTIVATED!
285
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,230
YOU SEE, BARONESS?
286
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,624
VICTORY HAS BEEN
AT OUR FINGERTIPS ALL ALONG.
287
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,976
PERHAPS,
BUT WE HAVE WASTED TIME!
288
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,152
SILENCE!
289
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:22,285
TIME IS RUNNING OUT, COMMANDER!
290
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,816
[ ALARM BLARES ]
291
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,216
I THINK WE MUST BE GOING.
292
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,088
IN ONLY A MATTER OF MOMENTS,
293
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,526
I WILL BE RID OF G.I. JOE
FOREVER!
294
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,529
[ LAUGHS ]
295
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,537
LADY JAYE: Flint?
296
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,890
Flint!
297
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,935
FLINT:
I'm in the control room.
298
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,589
The whole place
is about to blow,
299
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:07,591
and I can't disarm the bomb.
300
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,550
ISN'T THERE A SCRUB SWITCH?
301
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,511
THERE'S A SWITCH,
BUT IT ISN'T MARKED.
302
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,252
Flip it!
303
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,908
IT'S A RESET SWITCH!
304
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,997
Attention, all Joes!
Move it!
305
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,434
We've got three minutes
to get out of here!
306
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,349
YOU HEARD THE MAN!
MOVE!
307
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,657
Computer: SELF-DESTRUCT!
308
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,664
I HOPE YOU'RE LIGHT, PAL.
309
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,017
Alpine: COME ON, PAL.
310
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,453
IT'S FOURTH QUARTER,
TWO SECONDS,
311
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,065
AND WE'VE GOT 99 YARDS TO GO!
312
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,460
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING...
313
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,854
BUT ANYWHERE'S
AN IMPROVEMENT.
314
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,340
NEXT STOP, OUTDOORS!
315
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,350
HEAD FOR THE SkyStrikers!
316
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,531
FLINT'S NEVER GONNA MAKE IT.
317
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,668
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
318
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,116
FLINT, NO!
319
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,511
JOE TEAM, THIS IS FLINT!
320
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,557
OUR WORK ISN'T DONE YET!
321
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,603
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
322
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,478
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?!
323
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,828
I NEVER DOUBTED YOUR PLAN
FOR A MOMENT,
324
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,612
UNLIKE THE BARONESS.
325
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,310
QUIET, MERCENARY!
326
00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:02,097
I NOW POSSESS THE WORLD'S
GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS.
327
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,405
THERE IS NO LIMIT
TO THE POWER I WILL POSSESS.
328
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,016
NOTHING CAN STOP COBRA NOW!
329
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,366
[ LAUGHS ]
330
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:14,588
[ GASPS ]
331
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372
THIS CAN'T BE!
332
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,462
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
333
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,467
FLINT TO GROUP --
FOLLOW ME IN!
334
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,903
AND GOOD HUNTING!
335
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,711
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
336
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,975
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE
THE JOES CRACK OUR DEFENSES.
337
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,804
MAY I SUGGEST A SWIFT DEPARTURE
338
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,589
WHILE OUR NECKS
ARE STILL INTACT?
339
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:02,592
THAT, BARONESS,
IS A SENSIBLE SUGGESTION.
340
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,856
ZARTAN, PREPARE THE RATTLERS
FOR IMMEDIATE DEPARTURE.
341
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,380
ZARTAN?
342
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,034
READY YOUR OWN!
343
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,601
WE'RE GETTING TO 'EM, BOYS!
344
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,603
LET'S HIT 'EM
WITH THE OLD ONE-TWO!
345
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,876
TIME TO CLEAN UP, FOLKS!
346
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,883
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
347
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,149
Alpine: UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE
TURNED INTO SNAKE SANDWICHES,
348
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,369
YOU BETTER DROP THOSE WEAPONS.
349
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,894
[ GROANS ]
I WILL HAVE REVENGE!
350
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,597
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU ALL!
351
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,600
BUT HOW DID YOU
MANAGE TO FIND US?
352
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,080
COBRA COMMANDER
INTENDED TO USE YOU AS BAIT
353
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,778
IN A TRAP HE WAS SETTING FOR US.
354
00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,824
WE WERE SUSPICIOUS, SO WE PUT
WILD BILL ON THE LOOKOUT
355
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,609
FOR ANY PLANES
THAT LEFT THE ISLAND.
356
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,176
SURE ENOUGH,
COBRA COMMANDER FLEW THE COOP,
357
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,657
AND WE FOLLOWED
HIM RIGHT TO THE REAL FORTRESS.
358
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,920
FLINT SURE LIKES TO TALK A LOT,
DOESN'T HE?
359
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:11,922
WHAT?
WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID?
360
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,142
UH, WE WERE JUST
DISCUSSING WHETHER...
361
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,058
SO, DOES SOMEONE HERE
WANT TO TAKE ME FOR A STROLL
362
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,538
ON A MOONLIT BEACH?
363
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,626
SURE!
364
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:20,931
HEY!
365
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,499
PLEASE EXCUSE MY FRIEND HERE.
I'LL TAKE YOU.
366
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,894
YOU DO AND YOU'LL BE SCRUBBING
BATHROOMS FOR A WEEK.
367
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:29,592
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE HER, BAZOOKA?
368
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,768
-[ CHUCKLES SOFTLY ]
-NO WAY.
369
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:34,162
YOU SURE KNOW
HOW TO KEEP A GIRL SINGLE.
370
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,860
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE SEES RIGHT THROUGH ME.
371
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:41,300
[ LAUGHTER ]
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