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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

RIP CORD: 30,000. 35,000.

We'll level out at 40,000 feet

then hang a left at the corner of wild blue and yonder.

FLINT: All right, approaching jump site, boys and dog.

Is Junk all set for the test?

MUTT: That's affirmative, old buddy.

At least, he hasn't said anything to the contrary.

Flint, you sure this CCC thing's gonna work?

FLINT: Sure. The Canine Corps chute is guaranteed

TO OPEN WIDE AT 1,500 FEET.

Does he get his money back if it doesn't?

OKAY, LOCK INTO AUTOMATIC PILOT.

I'LL TAKE YOUR BIRDS HOME FOR YOU.

ROGER.

[ BUZZ ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ BUZZ ]

READY? WATCH THAT FIRST STEP!

It's a beaut!

YO-O-O JOE!

OH, NO-O-O-O-O!

THERE GOES YOUR MASTER, JUNK. FETCH!

[ JUNKYARD YELPS ]

WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME. GET READY TO HIT THE SILK.

TRUST ME, I'M READY! I'M READY!

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

BREAKER, THIS IS BABYSITTER.

GONNA SWING ON DOWN A BIT AND SEE HOW THE KIDS ARE DOING.

I, UH, LOST 'EM IN THE CLOUD BANK, BREAKER.

ANY OF YOU HAWKEYES ON TERRA FIRMA ESTABLISH VISUAL CONTACT?

NEGATIVE, BABYSITTER. NOT A TRACE.

Flint: THEY GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE!

THIS IS A PRIORITY MAYDAY, BREAKER.

SCRAMBLE THE JOES!

ROGER, FLINT. I SMELL A RAT.

YEAH? WELL, I SMELL A SNAKE.

THIS LITTLE DISAPPEARING ACT REEKS OF COBRA.

Cobra Commander: YOUR INVENTION INTERESTS ME,

BUT I WISH TO BE CERTAIN IT WORKS, DR. LUCIFER.

HAVE I EVER FAILED YOU, COBRA COMMANDER?

NO, SCIENTIST, AND THAT IS WHY YOU STILL LIVE.

TO FAIL ME IS FATAL.

MY HIGH-FREQUENCY WEAPON --

LET'S CALL IT HI-FREQ FOR SHORT --

IS THE ULTIMATE WARFARE DEVICE.

WITH IT, COBRA COULD DOMINATE THE WORLD.

AND IT'S YOURS...

FOR A PRICE.

WHAT PRICE?!

THE WOMAN I LOVE --

PROFESSOR ATTILA.

ATTILA?

SHE IS CONFINED IN THE MAXIMUM SECURITY SECTION

OF STONEHALL PRISON!

COBRA'S RESOURCES CAN FREE HER.

GIVE ME ATTILA -- I SHALL GIVE YOU THE WORLD.

[ MUTT GROWLS ]

WATCH IT, YOU SLIMY --

OOH!

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

EASY, BOY!

DON'T BITE THOSE COBRA CREEPS.

THEY'LL GIVE YA RABIES!

Cobra Commander: BEFORE WE SEAL OUR BARGAIN, DOCTOR,

A DEMONSTRATION.

AS YOU SEE, I'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE

TO FIND YOU A WORTHY TEST SPECIMEN.

IF HI-FREQ CAN CONTROL A G.I. JOE DOG,

I WILL BELIEVE YOUR WEAPON WORKS.

HI-FREQ CAN CONTROL THE MIND OF ANY ANIMAL OR INSECT

ANYWHERE ON EARTH,

BY MEANS OF THIS CENTRAL CONTROL MODULE.

WATCH.

[ ELECTRONIC PULSE ]

[ JUNKYARD GROWLS ]

[ ELECTRONIC PULSE ]

[ JUNKYARD WHINES ]

LOOK, YOU CAN MESS WITH MY MIND, YOU CRAZY QUACK,

BUT NOBODY MESSES WITH MY POOCH!

JUNK! GET TOUGH, FELLA!

Dr. Lucifer: HI-FREQ TRANSMITS SOUND WAVES

THAT ONLY AFFECT ANIMALS AND INSECTS.

THE BELONGS TO COBRA NOW.

DOES IT, INDEED? LET'S FIND OUT.

THE GAME IS HUNT.

YOU ARE THE PREY. HE IS THE HUNTER.

[ JUNKYARD SNARLS ]

SCIENTIST, GIVE THE PREY A FIVE-MINUTE HEAD START.

THEN SET FREE THE HUNTER.

MUTT, GO FOR IT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

BUT THAT -- THAT'S JUNKYARD! HE'S MY -- HE'S MY PAL!

NOT ANYMORE, HE'S NOT. RUN!

[ LAUGHS ]

INSTRUCT THE GUARDS TO LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE.

AND NOW, SCIENTIST, RELEASE THE HUNTER!

HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIS HEAD START?

YOU SAID HE HAD FIVE MINUTES!

YES.

ODD, ISN'T IT, HOW TIME FLIES.

[ LAUGHS ]

AND NOW, BY TURNING THIS DIAL,

I WILL COMMAND THE DOG'S BEHAVIOR.

GO. ATTACK YOUR MASTER.

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU ROTTEN --

OH!

IS THERE ROOM FOR THAT ONE IN YOUR DUNGEON?

AMPLE ROOM, I ASSURE YOU.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

DR. LUCIFER, THE BARGAIN IS SEALED.

YOU WILL SOON BE WITH ATTILA, AND HI-FREQ SHALL SERVE ME WELL.

[ JUNKYARD GROWLS ]

THIS IS ALL SOME SORT OF CRAZY TRICK!

IT HAS TO BE.

OL' JUNK WOULDN'T TURN ON ME,

AND NO BLAMED MACHINE COULD MAKE HIM.

[ SNARLING ]

[ SNARLING ]

JUNK! WHAT DID THAT CRAZY COBRA GIZMO DO TO YOU, BOY?

[ GROWLING ]

Dr. Lucifer: HI-FREQ'S CENTRAL CONTROL MODULE

IS AT YOUR DISPOSAL, MY DEAR PARTNER.

SELECT YOUR TARGETS,

THEN WATCH AS HI-FREQ RECRUITS YOUR ANIMAL ARMY.

VERY WELL.

LET US BEGIN WITH THE KING OF BEASTS.

[ LION ROARS ]

Dr. Lucifer: NOW, TO TRANSMIT HI-FREQ

TO OUR PILOT IN THE FIELD.

THERE. WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO CONTROL THE LIONS.

Cobra Commander: ASTOUNDING, PARTNER.

[ INSECTS BUZZING ]

[ LIONS GROWLING ]

-LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! -RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ ROARS ]

ENGINE ROOM, DEAD STOP!

SAILOR: What is it, Captain?

You -- you wouldn't believe it!

HOLY COW! WHAT THE HECK'S GOIN' ON?

The world's gone nuts!

They're drivin' me buggy! They're all over me!

Hang on, boys!

The exterminator man's here!

Whoops!

Let's pack it in, fellas.

We ain't got a big enough tail to swat all them horseflies.

Mayday! Mayday! They jammed my jets!

Goin' down! Got to ditch!

SADDLE UP QUICK, FELLAS!

WE GOT TO BUG OUT OF HERE! COME ON!

[ SNARLING ]

HEY, JUNK. COME ON, BOY.

EASE UP. IT'S ME, MUTT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YA,

DO YA, BIG GUY?

THOSE COBRA CLOWNS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, JUNK,

SO HELP ME.

STAY BACK, BOY.

I DON'T WANT TO HURT MY BEST PAL.

[ JUNKYARD WHIMPERS ]

I'M SORRY, BOY!

HONEST I AM!

Cobra Commander: CITIZENS OF THE WORLD,

PAY HEED TO MY WARNING.

COBRA NOW CONTROLS YOUR LAND...

SEA...

SKY...

AND EVEN YOUR PRECIOUS FUEL SUPPLIES.

YOUR SITUATION IS HOPELESS!

YOUR LEADERS CANNOT SAVE YOU!

THE FOLLOWING LIST OF PRISONERS SHALL BE IMMEDIATELY RELEASED,

OR ELSE MY HI-FREQ WEAPON WILL UNLEASH A CATASTROPHE.

I WILL BRING THE WORLD DOWN UPON YOUR HEADS!

THAT DUDE'S ONE REAL FUN GUY, AIN'T HE?

DR. LASGOW, VICTOR THE HUN, ECU THE MAD ASSASSIN,

AND PROFESSOR ATTILA!

SOME OF THE WORST KOOKS, KILLERS, AND CREEPS BEHIND BARS.

IF THEY JOIN UP WITH COBRA, WE'RE TALKIN' MEAN AND UGLY.

YOU HAVE A FIX ON THAT HI-FREQ THING, DOC?

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS FIGURED OUT A WAY

TO CONTROL ANIMALS AND INSECTS WITH ULTRA-HIGH FREQUENCY SOUND.

ONLY ONE GUY'S SMART ENOUGH TO PULL OFF THAT CAPER --

DR. LUCIFER.

LUCIFER? THAT MANIAC EGGHEAD?

I SURE COULD USE A PLAN.

PROFESSOR ATTILA WAS ON THAT LIST.

DR. LUCIFER'S GOT A THING FOR HER.

SO?

SO WE PULL A SNEAK ATTACK

WHERE THE BIG BRAIN WOULD LEAST EXPECT IT --

HIS HEART.

NOW, WARDEN, GIVE ME THE KEYS TO PROFESSOR ATTILA'S CELL,

OR MY CATS WILL FIND THEM FOR ME.

MY COMMANDER AWAITS YOU, PROFESSOR ATTILA.

AND I AWAIT THE OPPORTUNITY

TO REPAY THE SWINE THAT IMPRISONED ME.

ALL RIGHT, PUT THE PROFESSOR BACK IN HER CELL.

AS YOU SEE, DR. LUCIFER, I HAVE KEPT MY PROMISE.

ATTILA?

YES, MY DARLING, YES!

[ GRUNTS ]

WHAT IS WRONG, MY DEAREST? WHY DO YOU PUSH ME AWAY?

I AM NOT YOUR DEAREST!

THIS WOMAN IS AM IMPOSTOR!

WHAT?

WHY DO YOU JEST AT SUCH A TIME, MY BELOVED?

YES, SCIENTIST. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

MY ATTILA, THE REAL ATTILA,

WOULD NEVER KISS ME WITHOUT INSULTING ME FIRST!

NO, THE REAL ATTILA HAS NEVER BEEN A LOVING WOMAN!

NEVER!

WELL, IT'S -- IT'S JUST THE STRAIN OF PRISON LIFE, MY DEAR.

ONLY THE REAL ATTILA

WOULD KNOW THE FIRST TIME I PROPOSED MARRIAGE TO HER.

DO YOU REMEMBER, MY DEAR?

OF COURSE, MY BELOVED.

A WOMAN NEVER FORGETS SUCH THINGS.

YOU, WOMAN, ARE A FRAUD!

I HAVE NEVER PROPOSED TO ATTILA!

GUARDS, SEIZE HER!

SO, WE HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!

VERY WELL.

SHE CAN JOIN HER G.I. JOE COMRADE IN THE DUNGEON.

I'M SURE WE CAN ARRANGE A SUITABLY TRAGIC FATE

FOR THEM BOTH.

CAN'T WE, DOCTOR?

WE CAN, INDEED.

YOU'LL LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO REGRET THIS DECEPTION, WOMAN,

AND NOT A MOMENT LONGER!

FEAR NOT, COBRA COMMANDER.

OUR COUNTERFEIT PROFESSOR ATTILA

WAS BROUGHT HERE BY COBRA TROOPS.

SHE'S HAD NO OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM G.I. JOE OF OUR LOCATION.

HI-FREQ IS SAFE.

POOR SCARLETT.

ALL YOUR EFFORTS HAVE COME TO NAUGHT.

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HER, YOU SLIMY SNAKE!

SPARE US YOUR ATTEMPTS AT GALLANTRY, FOOL.

THEY ARE QUITE POINTLESS,

CONSIDERING THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE DOOMED!

Flint: THAT'S SCARLETT'S SIGNAL! LOCK IN ON IT, BREAKER.

NO PROBLEM, FLINT. HER POSITION'S STATIONARY.

NO MOVEMENT.

Flint: HMM. THAT'S NOT GOOD.

COBRA MAY HAVE GOTTEN WISE TO HER LITTLE TRICK-OR-TREAT.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE FAST.

WOULD IT NOT BE WISER TO FREE SCARLETT BEFORE WE ATTACK?

YEAH. AND I MIGHT EVEN TRY IT,

IF I HAD A COUPLE OF GUYS CRAZY ENOUGH

TO DROP IN ON COBRA UNANNOUNCED.

SNAKE EYES AND I KNOW OF SUCH MEN.

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD.

[ RIP CORD GRUNTS ]

Cobra Commander: STRUGGLE ALL YOU PLEASE.

ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU WILL PAY FOR TOYING WITH MY AFFECTIONS, WOMAN!

DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU, ON 8,000 FAT, LITTLE LEGS.

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

SEARCH ME.

A FIRING SQUAD, MAYBE,

WITH 4,000 SHORT, OVERWEIGHT SOLDIERS?

HEY, WHERE'S MUTT? I THOUGHT HE'D BE WITH YOU.

THEY USED THAT HI-FREQ THING TO TURN JUNK AGAINST HIM.

HE'S OUT IN THE SWAMP SOMEWHERE,

WITH HIS OWN POOCH HUNTIN' HIM DOWN.

RIP CORD, LOOK OUT! ABOVE YOU!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

I HATE SPIDERS!

I MEAN, I REALLY HATE SPIDERS!

YEAH?

WELL, IN THAT CASE, RED,

WE'VE GOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE.

IN FACT, ABOUT 1,000 PROBLEMS WITH EIGHT LEGS APIECE!

[ PANTING ]

THAT'S IT.

CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP.

GOOD THING I MANAGED TO LOSE POOR, OLD JUNK...

FOR A WHILE.

[ SIGHS ] AAH!

GET DOWN, JUNK! STOP!

IT'S ME, BOY!

HANG YOU, DOG, I SAID GET OFF ME!

[ YELPS ]

[ PANTING ]

WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE DOG, FRIENDS OR FOES?

JUNK!

THAT'S...MY...BEST...FRIEND!

YOU LET HIM ALONE!

BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU COULD -- MORE THAN YOU COULD CHEW, HUH?

JUNK!

OH, NO! JUNK?

YOU HEAR ME, BOY? OH, YOU GOT TO BE OKAY!

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, AREN'T YOU?

AREN'T YOU, BOY?

NO! DOWN, BOY!

DON'T!

[ SNARLING ]

WAIT.

[ WHIMPERS ]

Shh, TIMBER.

I'M AFRAID I NEED YOUR DINNER FOR AN EXPERIMENT.

PIRANHA!

YOUR SWIM, SNAKE EYES, WOULD HAVE BEEN FATAL.

I WILL SPEAK TO FREEDOM AND TIMBER.

YOU SHALL GUARD US AS IF WE WERE YOUR PRISONERS.

TAKE THEM TO THE DUNGEON.

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

SPIRIT!

SNAKE EYES!

WE WILL FREE YOU.

THANKS, GUYS.

YOU KNOW, I USED TO HATE SPIDERS...

BUT NOW I LOATHE THEM!

HALT! ANOTHER MOVE AND I'LL --

OR YOU'LL DO WHAT, SNAKE BREATH?

UPSTAIRS. THE HI-FREQ CONTROL MODULE IS UPSTAIRS.

YO-O-O JOE!

SO, NO ONE CAN LOCATE YOUR CASTLE, EH, SCIENTIST?

YEE-HOO! CAUGHT 'EM CATNAPPING!

ONCE WE GET ACROSS THAT BRIDGE,

WE CAN TIE THEIR TAILS IN A KNOT!

COVER ME, WILD BILL! I'M GOING FOR THE DRAWBRIDGE!

HURRY! WE MUST SIGNAL OUR ANIMAL ARMIES TO ATTACK,

OR RISK LOSING EVERYTHING!

[ FREEDOM SQUAWKS ]

THE DIAL, SCIENTIST!

TURN THE DIAL!

YOU WIN, JUNK. I'M BEAT.

GET IT OVER WITH.

[ WHIMPERS ]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF...

SON OF A GUN. YOU'RE BACK, AREN'T YOU?

[ LAUGHS ] GOOD OLD JUNK! YOU'RE BACK!

[ WOLF HOWLS ]

[ CAWING ]

WHERE'S COBRA COMMANDER? DID HE GET AWAY?

YES. BUT IN A SENSE, IT MATTERS LITTLE.

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE EVIL, AND EVIL MEN.

YEAH. GOOD THING THERE'LL ALWAYS BE US JOES, HUH?

WELL, DR. LUCIFER, YOUR DREAM'S GONNA COME TRUE.

YOU GET TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

NEXT TO THE WOMAN YOU LOVE.

SEE YA, DR. LUCIFER.

LOOK US UP IN A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS.

WELL, I THINK WE'VE EARNED SOME R AND R, FOLKS.

YEP. I, FOR ONE, AM DOG TIRED.

[ JUNKYARD BARKS ]

Woman: STAY CLOSE, TONY, SO YOU DON'T GET LOST.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

I CAN DO THAT. HEY, MIKE.

WHERE ARE YA? MIKE!

-HEY, KID, TAKE IT EASY. -BUT I LOST MY BROTHER, AND --

STAY CALM. THINK. WHERE DID YOU SEE HIM LAST?

GO BACK THERE. IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK, ASK A POLICEMAN FOR HELP.

HEY, IT'S ALPINE AND MY SCARED BROTHER.

IT'S NOT SCARY BEING LOST IF YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.

-NOW I KNOW. -AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.

♪ G.I. JOE