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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ ROARING ]

Recondo: THE SAVAGERY OF THE JUNGLE

MIXED WITH THE EXCITEMENT OF THE CITY.

WHERE ELSE BUT INDIA?

Scarlett: TOO BAD WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SOME SIGHTSEEING,

BUT WE'VE GOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH DR. SHAKUR.

YOU GOT TO ADMIRE SHAKUR.

IT ISN'T EVERY MAN WHO'D PASS UP

THE MILLIONS COBRA OFFERED FOR HIS INVENTIONS.

I THINK I SEE THE MAN WE'RE HERE TO MEET,

RED UMBRELLA AND ALL.

Duke: DOES THAT UMBRELLA PROTECT YOU FROM THE SUN?

IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD, THE SUN STINGS, LIKE A SNAKE.

OR A COBRA.

FIRST SERGEANT HAUSER, G.I. JOE.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME DUKE.

RECONDO AT YOUR SERVICE, DOCTOR.

SCARLETT.

ROCK 'N ROLL. HIYA.

I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOUR EXPERIMENTS

TO HARNESS THE POWER OF MOLTEN LAVA WITH THE VULCAN MACHINE.

I'M IMPRESSED, DOCTOR.

THANK YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, SO IS COBRA.

IT WOULD BE A GREAT DISASTER IF MY WORK FELL INTO THEIR HANDS.

THEN WE'LL TAKE YOU WHERE THOSE SNAKES CAN'T FIND YOU.

WELL, ZARTAN, HAVE YOU LOCATED DR. SHAKUR YET?

YES, BUT SO HAS G.I. JOE.

NOT TO WORRY, THOUGH, COMMANDER.

I HAVE A SPECIAL SURPRISE WAITING FOR THEM.

EXCELLENT. PROCEED AT ONCE.

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

Duke: IT'S A TRAP!

SCARLETT, GET THE DOC TO SAFETY!

YO-O-O, JOE!

IN THERE!

UGH!

WE'VE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.

COBRA!

SCARLETT!

SCARLETT?

[ GROANING ]

WHERE'S THE DOC?

COBRA'S GOT HIM.

AND THEY'RE HEADIN' FOR THE RIVER.

COME ON! WE'LL NEVER GET THERE IN TIME.

THIS ALLEY! IT'S A SHORT CUT!

THANKS, FRIEND.

DON'T MENTION IT...FRIEND.

UH-OH.

COBRA HISS TANKS.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

ALL TOO EASY.

THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN, JOES!

Duke: ZARTAN!

HEY, AND DON'T FORGET US!

WAY TO GO, SNAKE EYES.

GET THEM, YOU WITLESS OAFS!

BLAST THEM!

HIT THE DIRT!

-OH, NO! -OH, NO!

FIRE! GET THEM!

OUT OF SIGHT! LET'S CLEAN 'EM UP!

Duke: THEY CAN WAIT. WE'VE GOT TO RESCUE SHAKUR!

GET UP AND FIGHT, YOU FOOLS!

WE CAN'T MOVE, ZARTAN!

HURRY, THE JOES ARE COMING!

COBRA!

THEY GOT AWAY.

THOSE SNAKES MUST HAVE A BASE NEARBY.

-BUT WHERE? -I THINK I KNOW.

COME ON. I'LL EXPLAIN IT IN THE APC.

WHILE, TRAVELING THROUGH THE NORTHERN JUNGLES,

I'VE HEARD THE NATIVES TELL OF A MYSTERIOUS SNAKE CULT

THAT'S TAKEN OVER AN ANCIENT TEMPLE ON THE RIVER HERE.

I'D BET MY BUSH HAT THAT'S WHERE COBRA'S HOLED UP.

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY IN?

ON FOOT, IT'S THREE DAYS

THROUGH THE MOST DANGEROUS JUNGLE IN INDIA.

IT'S HOT, SNAKE-INFESTED, AND WILD.

SO WE'D BETTER GO IN BY AIR.

[ ROARS ]

[ HISSES ]

Scarlett: I'VE PICKED UP A CODED MESSAGE.

HOME IN ON THE SIGNAL. IT'LL LEAD US STRAIGHT TO COBRA.

WILD BILL, YOU AND RIP CORD FOLLOW US.

YOU GOT IT, LEADER MAN.

YO-O-O, JOE!

WELCOME, DR. SHAKUR.

I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR SOMEWHAT DEMANDING HOSPITALITY,

BUT I'VE SO LONG WANTED TO MEET YOU.

WHO ARE YOU?

I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF COBRA.

YOU MAY BOW, IF YOU WISH.

THE DOCTOR NEEDS A LESSON IN MANNERS.

[ GRUNTS ]

Cobra Commander: RELEASE HIM, ZARTAN.

THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT OUR NEW ALLY.

I'LL NEVER WORK FOR YOU.

I...

[ LAUGHS ]

HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

YOU'RE A FAST LEARNER, DR. SHAKUR.

I LIKE THAT.

[ BEEPING ]

COBRA COMMANDER, OUR SCANNERS SHOW

THREE G.I. JOE DRAGONFLIES MOVING TOWARD THIS AREA.

PREDICTABLE.

PREPARE TO GREET THEM...WARMLY.

[ ALARM BLARING ]

I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING.

COBRA FANGS! THEY'RE COMING IN FAST.

WILD BILL, DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?

ROGER. THERE'S FIVE OF THOSE VARMINTS OUT THERE.

LET'S TAKE THEM!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

Wild Bill: YO, JOE!

YAHOO!

DUKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, THANKS TO YOUR SHARPSHOOTING, SCARLETT.

YO, JOE!

UH-OH. REINFORCEMENTS.

THEY'RE TRYING TO BOX US IN.

SPLIT UP AND RETURN TO BASE!

Wild Bill: I COPY, DUKE.

BUT I SURE HOPE YOU'RE BOOKIN' US FOR A RETURN ENGAGEMENT.

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

WE'RE HIT!

DUKE!

DUKE, CAN YOU READ ME?

DUKE!

CAN'T CONTROL IT!

Cobra Commander: GLORIOUS!

SIMPLY GLORIOUS!

THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT CRASH.

PERHAPS.

THE DOCTOR SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED.

HE'S BECOME SO COOPERATIVE.

EXCELLENT.

HERE ARE THE COMPONENTS YOU REQUESTED, DOCTOR.

MY TROOPS ARE READY TO ASSIST YOU

IN BUILDING THE VULCAN MACHINE.

AND WHAT'S THIS VULCAN MACHINE SUPPOSED TO DO?

IF ANY COUNTRY IS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RESIST COBRA,

THE VULCAN MACHINE WILL UNLEASH

A TORRENT OF BOILING LAVA FROM THE EARTH'S CORE,

REDUCING ITS LARGEST CITY TO CHARRED RUINS.

AND NOW, MY DEAR DOCTOR, TO WORK.

WE MUSTN'T KEEP THE WORLD WAITING FOR MY ULTIMATUM.

A-AS YOU WISH, COBRA COMMANDER.

[ GROANS ]

HOW ARE YOU DOING, ROCK 'N ROLL?

OKAY, I GUESS.

I FEEL LIKE I JUST TOOK A TIDAL WAVE

WITHOUT MY SURFBOARD.

SNAKE EYES?! SCARLETT?!

WE'RE HERE, DUKE. WHERE'S RECONDO?

Recondo: RIGHT WHERE I SHOULD BE --

CUTTIN' A PATH TO GET US OUT OF THIS JUNGLE.

Duke: WHAT'S OUR POSITION?

WELL, IF WE HEAD DUE NORTH,

WE'LL REACH THE COBRA BASE IN 24 HOURS.

24 HOURS? THROUGH THAT?

JUST STAY TOGETHER AND FOLLOW ME.

IT'LL BE LIKE A WALK THROUGH THE PARK.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE FANGS

DID NOT COMPLETE THEIR MISSION, COMMANDER.

YES, AND I ANTICIPATED THAT POSSIBILITY.

MY JUNGLE TRAPS WILL MAKE THEIR JOURNEY QUITE INTERESTING.

Rock 'N Roll: IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER VINE AGAIN,

IT'LL BE TOO SOON.

THE JUNGLE'S NOT SO BAD, ROCK 'N ROLL.

YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DEAL [GRUNTS] WITH IT.

NOW WHAT? I'M CAUGHT ON SOMETHING.

NO, DON'T!

HEY, ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

ROCK 'N ROLL, WATCH OUT! HUH?

WHOA!

[ GRUNTING ]

THREE GUESSES WHO LEFT THAT LITTLE SURPRISE.

THIS WHOLE AREA IS FILLED WITH COBRA TRAPS.

-A RHINO? -FAR OUT.

AAH!

I HATE TO DO THIS, BUT IT'S EITHER US OR THAT BEAST.

ROCK 'N ROLL...

NO! WAIT! THERE'S ANOTHER WAY.

JUST TRYIN' TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, GORGEOUS.

Rock 'N Roll: THAT DUDE'S CRAZY!

Duke: NO, I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE'S GOT IN MIND.

THAT'S IT, BABY. COME TO PAPA.

[ CHUCKLES ] HE'LL SETTLE DOWN ONCE HE'S HAD HIS MUD BATH.

Rock 'N Roll: I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE TO STOP HIM MY WAY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

AND KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT FOR MORE COBRA TRAPS.

AH, THE SENSORS INDICATE

THAT OUR LASER TRAP HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

BEHOLD, ZARTAN --

THE SMOLDERING FINISH OF OUR ENEMIES.

Zartan: [ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AGAIN, COMMANDER.

UGH! THEY MUST LEAD CHARMED LIVES!

BUT THEIR GOOD FORTUNE COMES TO AN END NOW!

[ GROWLING ]

STRIPED HYENAS -- VERY DEADLY.

MY COMPLIMENTS, COBRA COMMANDER.

Cobra Commander: THANK YOU.

NOW, LET'S CHECK ON DR. SHAKUR'S PROGRESS.

COME, WE'LL LEAVE MY PETS TO EAT IN PEACE.

[ CRACKLING ]

[ HYENAS BARKING ] WHAT'S THAT?

HYENAS, AND THEY'RE ON OUR TRAIL.

I'M READY FOR 'EM.

IF YOU STOP TO BLOW ONE AWAY, THREE MORE WILL TEAR YOU DOWN.

WE HAVE TO LOSE 'EM.

I'LL COVER US. LET'S MOVE IT.

[ BARKING ]

THERE'S A RIVER AHEAD!

WE'LL LOSE 'EM ON THE OTHER SIDE!

THIS WILL SCARE 'EM OFF.

COME ON!

RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SCARLETT!

AAH!

[ BARKING ]

[ BARKING ]

SNAKE EYES, WAIT!

SNAKE EYES, GO BACK! THAT'S AN ORDER!

I TOLD YOU TO GO BACK.

YOU DELIBERATELY DISOBEYED AN ORDER!

BUT...IF YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING, I WON'T, EITHER.

Copperhead: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

WELL, WELL.

IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A COUPLE OF G.I. JUNGLE RATS.

AND THE ONLY THING A RAT'S GOOD FOR IS TARGET PRACTICE.

READY, AIM...

Recondo: YO, JOE!

COME ON! LET'S JOIN THIS POOL PARTY!

MOVE IT, YOU SNAKES.

Duke: DON'T WORRY.

WE'RE JUST GONNA BORROW YOUR UNIFORMS

AND YOUR PILOT HERE

TO PAY A NICE LITTLE VISIT TO COBRA COMMANDER.

YOU ALL WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD LITTLE SNAKE

AND GET THIS TUB MOVIN'?

ADIóS!

Scarlett: HAVE A NICE WALK HOME!

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND PRETENDING TO BE OUR PRISONER.

IT'LL GIVE US A BETTER CHANCE OF SNEAKING IN.

Recondo: HOW MUCH FARTHER, POISON BREATH?

BOY, YOU'RE JUST ACHIN' TO GET BLOWN AWAY, AIN'T YOU, CHUMP?

WELL, THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE HERE WE ARE!

THANKS.

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO COPPERHEAD?

SLEEPING SICKNESS. HE PICKED IT UP IN THE JUNGLE.

BE CAREFUL. IT'S CATCHING.

WELL, THEN, TAKE YOUR PRISONER AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY

BEFORE YOU CONTAMINATE THE WHOLE BASE!

Shh!

Dr. Shakur: PROJECT VULCAN IS FINISHED, MASTER.

EXCELLENT, DR. SHAKUR.

ONE MOMENT.

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS THING WILL WORK?

WE'LL TEST IT, OF COURSE.

ONCE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

SEE A CITY REDUCED TO A FLAMING LAVA PIT,

THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO COBRA.

NOW, WHICH CITY SHALL WE USE AS OUR TEST SITE?

PARIS? NEW YORK? MOSCOW?

LOS ANGELES!

L.A.?

NO WAY SOME CREEP'S GONNA ACE MY HOMETOWN.

YOU SAID IT. LET'S STOMP THESE SNAKES NOW.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

WHAT?! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!

QUICKLY! WE'LL USE THE DOCTOR AS A SHIELD!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T, FREAK FACE!

THE LIGHT!

[ GROANS ]

OHH!

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

THIS WAY, DOC!

Duke: AND NOW FOR THE BIG MAN HIMSELF!

Cobra Commander: FOOLS!

THIS ATTACK HAS GAINED YOU NOTHING!

I STILL CONTROL THE VULCAN MACHINE!

SURRENDER, OR THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES DIES NOW!

SURRENDER, MY GRANDMOTHER!

Cobra Commander: NO!

THE VULCAN MACHINE IS USING ITS REMAINING POWER

TO ACTIVATE LAVA UNDER THIS TEMPLE!

[ RUMBLING ]

Cobra Commander: RETREAT!

COBRA!

THE LIGHT!

AA-A-A-A-A-A-H!

HUH?

WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

SORRY, PAL.

WE'RE IN A HURRY, AND ALL THE DEAD WEIGHT HAS TO GO!

G.I. JOE WILL SUFFER FOR THIS.

I, COBRA COMMANDER, SWEAR IT!

AWESOME.

Wild Bill: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU SNAKES!

TAKE IT EASY, WILD BILL! IT'S US!

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE?

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU WRANGLERS HAD ME MIGHTY WORRIED.

WELL, FIRST WE DITCHED THE RHINO THAT WAS CHASING US.

AND THEN SNAKE EYES TRASHED A PACK OF HYENAS.

AND THEN AFTER THAT...

-HUH? -HUH?

I GET THE FEELIN'

THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WHOPPER OF A STORY.

Duke: WILD BILL, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.

ANYWAY, AFTER THE HYENA...