Original subtitles

YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ EERIE PULSATING ]

Breaker: DIAGNOSTICS COMPLETE.

ALL COMMUNICATION CIRCUITS ARE FUNCTIONAL.

AND NOW WE CAN KEEP AN EYE ON COBRA WHEREVER THAT SNAKE IS.

WHAT'S THAT, BREAKER?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING'S PULLIN' THE SATELLITE OUT OF ORBIT.

NOT SOMETHING. SOMEBODY.

COBRA.

Destro: AND NOW, COMMANDER,

WE HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OF G.I. JOE'S SPY SATELLITE.

EXCELLENT.

THEY SHALL SOON SEE WHO HAS THE SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

IT'S NO GOOD, FLINT.

COBRA'S RAY IS OVERRIDING MY CONTROLS!

WE'RE LOSIN' HER!

THEN SCRUB THE MISSION. BRING THE BIRD DOWN.

[ BEEPING ]

DESTRO, SOMETHING'S WRONG.

WE NO LONGER HAVE CONTROL!

Destro: BUT NEITHER DO THEY.

THEY HAVE FORCED RE-ENTRY.

HA HA!

TRACK THE SATELLITE,

AND DEPLOY TROOPS TO THE LANDING SITE.

WE'LL STEAL IT FROM THEM ON THE GROUND.

OH, IT'S HEADIN' FOR AFRICA.

GIVE ME AN EXPANDED VIEW.

WELL, COBRA DOESN'T HAVE THE SATELLITE.

THE PROBLEM IS, NEITHER DO WE.

LOOK, IF WE HAVE ANYONE IN THAT LANDING SECTOR,

FLASH 'EM A CODE RED.

AND WARN 'EM THEY'RE ON THEIR OWN

TILL WE CAN GET THERE.

DUSTY, THIS IS SPIRIT.

FLINT REPORTS OUR SATELLITE HAS CRASHED

IN THIS UNEXPLORED REGION.

YEAH, ROGER ON THAT, SPIRIT.

WELL, I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT THIS TERRITORY.

THERE WAS AN EXPEDITION IN HERE ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO.

THE EXPLORERS WERE NEVER SEEN AGAIN.

NO SURVIVORS?

UH, ONE, FELLOW NAMED, UH, MACINTOSH.

BUT BY THE TIME THEY FOUND HIM,

HE WASN'T REALLY PLAYIN' WITH A FULL DECK.

THEY SAY HE CAME BACK HERE AND LIVES LIKE A HERMIT.

DUSTY, I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING HOT ON THE INFRARED SCAN.

I READ IT, AND IT'S NO BARBECUE.

Spirit: THAT'S STORM SHADOW!

YOU CAN BE SURE IF IT'S COBRA, HE'S UP TO SOME SNEAKY TRICK.

THEN LET US LAND AND HELP HIM CLEAN UP HIS ACT.

I FELT YOUR PRESENCE, SPIRIT.

AND NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH.

FORGET THE WRATH, SPIRIT. I'VE GOT A LASER.

Macintosh: HELP!

SOMEONE IS IN THE CABIN.

YOU GO. I'LL WATCH OUR MASKED FRIEND HERE.

COBRA!

OKAY, STORMIE. LET'S SEE YOUR KUNG-FOOL!

I'D FINISH YOU, JOE,

BUT THAT WOULD DEPRIVE ME OF THE OPPORTUNITY

TO HUMILIATE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY.

[ Straining ] HE PULLED

SOME OF THAT NINJA HOCUS POCUS ON ME.

NO MATTER. WE SHALL MEET AGAIN...SOON.

COBRA'S GOT A BIG HEAD START.

[ Scottish accent ] AH, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THEY'LL NEVER GET PAST THE PRIMORDS.

PRIMORDS?

MYTHICAL PROTOHUMAN CREATURES MORE APE THAN MAN.

OH, MYTHICAL, HUH?

WELL, THEN, THEY MYTHICALLY WIPED OUT MY WHOLE EXPEDITION!

EXPEDITION?

WELL, HOLY MACARONI, YOU'RE MACINTOSH, THE HERMIT!

I'M MACINTOSH, AYE, BUT I'M NO HERMIT.

I JUST LIVE IN AN OUT-OF-THE-WAY NEIGHBORHOOD.

HMM, THAT FIRST STEP IS MIGHTY BIG.

I HOPE YOU ALL TESTED THIS BRIDGE.

Spirit: NOT YET. WE WERE JUST...

JUST ABOUT TO DO THAT!

THAT LADY JAYE'S GOT GUTS, FLINT.

YOU LIKE GIRLS WITH GUTS?

PROFESSIONALLY, YES.

PERSONALLY, I'D LIKE TO SEE HER STICK AROUND A WHILE LONGER.

[ FREEDOM SHRIEKS ]

Spirit: COBRA TRUBBLE BUBBLES.

AND CLAWS!

YO-O-O, JOE!

Lady Jaye: [ GROANS ]

I HATE HIGH PLACES!

I HATE BEIN' A DUCK IN A SHOOTIN' GALLERY!

AND I HATE FALLING!

FALLING'S OKAY! IT'S LANDIN' THAT GETS YA!

LADY JAYE! NO!

DON'T FRET, FLINT. SHE'S A SURVIVOR.

YEAH, AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY.

WE GOT A MISSION TO COMPLETE.

RADIO FOR THE BRIDGE LAYER!

Dusty: THE SNAKES ARE SLITHERIN' BACK TO THEIR DEN.

[ FREEDOM SHRIEKS ]

FREEDOM, OLD FRIEND. I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I'D BE GLADDER IF I KNEW WHERE WE WERE.

ANY IDEA, MACINTOSH?

NAY, BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT SOONER OR LATER.

THE SATELLITE IS SOMEWHERE WEST OF US.

IF WE FIND IT, FLINT WILL FIND US.

STORM SHADOW, WHAT IS YOUR PROGRESS?

I SENSE AN EXTREMELY DISTURBING PRESENCE,

COMMANDER.

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU SENSE!

I WANT THAT SATELLITE!

HMM.

STORM SHADOW HAS EXTRAORDINARY INTUITION.

I WOULD NOT DISMISS IT LIGHTLY.

HMM. INTERESTING. A CUTTING STONE.

MY ANCIENT ANCESTORS MADE TOOLS LIKE THIS.

BUT WE'RE LOOKING FOR A SATELLITE, SPIRIT,

NOT ARTIFACTS.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

THIS TOOL WAS MADE RECENTLY.

Storm Shadow: ATTACK!

Together: COBRA!

THANKS, PARTNER.

I DID NOT THINK I STILL HAD IT IN ME.

PRIMORDS.

BUT WE NEED NOT WORRY.

THEY'RE ONLY MYTHICAL!

I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF CREATURE IN MUSEUMS,

BUT THESE ARE A LOT MORE LIFELIKE,

AND A LOT LESS FRIENDLY.

FLY, MIGHTY ONE.

SEEK THOSE WHO CAN AID US.

[ SHRIEKS ]

[ ROARING ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ GROANING ]

THERE IS A TIME TO FIGHT AND A TIME TO FLEE.

[ GRUNTS ]

IT IS WISE TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

[ SHRIEKS ]

TIME. IT'S TAKING TOO MUCH TIME.

RELAX, FLINT. ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.

Flint: WHO NEEDS ROME? ALL I WANT IS ONE LOUSY BRIDGE.

AH, SORRY, DUSTY.

I GUESS I'M WORRIED ABOUT LADY JAYE.

IT'S OKAY. WE ALL ARE.

THEY MAY BE PRIMITIVES, BUT THEY MAKE A GOOD GRADE OF ROPE.

[ GRUNTS ]

MAYBE...A LITTLE TOO GOOD.

THIS IS A SACRED PLACE TO THEM, A PLACE OF WORSHIP.

WELL, I'M GLAD IT ISN'T THEIR KITCHEN.

THIS IS NOT AN HONORABLE WAY FOR A WARRIOR TO MEET HIS END!

Lady Jaye: THEN IT SHOULD SUIT YOU PERFECTLY.

AAH.

YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THAT INSULT.

Primord: OOMBOGGA.

[ BEEPING ]

Spirit: THE SATELLITE.

WHY HAVE THEY PAINTED IT LIKE THAT?

THE FOOLS THINK IT'S A GOD!

THE BLINKIN' LIGHTS ARE ITS EYES, FLASHIN' WITH ANGER.

ANGER? UH, AT ANYONE WE KNOW?

PUT IT THIS WAY.

IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING AGAINST HUMAN SACRIFICE,

THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE.

[ SPEAKING PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE ]

[ DRUMS BEATING, PRIMORDS CHANTING ]

YOU KNOW, FELLAS, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LADIES FIRST!

SOMETHIN' MIGHTY BIG WENT DOWN HERE.

FROM THE LASER BURNS ON THOSE TREES,

I'D BET COBRAS AND JOES WERE INVOLVED.

MAYBE LADY JAYE DID MAKE IT.

WHAT THE...FLINT! OVER THERE!

IT'S FREEDOM!

WHERE'S SPIRIT?

[ WHIMPERING ]

WHERE'S YOUR MASTER?

EASY, DUSTY. IT'S JUST A BIRD.

IT CAN'T ANSWER YOU.

[ SQUAWKING ]

THAT BIRD WANTS US TO FOLLOW HIM.

MAYBE HE DOES.

LET'S GO!

[ GRUNTING INQUISITIVELY ]

OKAY, IT'S TRUE. I ADMIT IT.

I USE A HAIR RINSE!

CAN I GO NOW?

[ SPEAKING PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE ]

STORM SHADOW, UNLESS WE WORK TOGETHER,

WE SHALL NOT LIVE TO RESOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES.

AGREED.

WE MUST UNITE AGAINST OUR COMMON FOE.

THEN, ONE DAY I ALONE MAY DEFEAT YOU.

[ FREEDOM SHRIEKS ]

FREEDOM!

[ SHRIEKING ]

[ SHOUTING IN PRIMITIVE LANGUAGE ]

[ SHRIEKING ]

UNGA!

SORRY. [ GRUNTS ]

CAN'T STAY FOR THE FINAL ACT,

BUT WE'VE GOT A SATELLITE TO CATCH.

I THINK WE'VE WORN OUT OUR WELCOME.

WHY?

A DEBT OF HONOR.

AND WE SHALL NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

[ PRIMORDS GRUNTING ]

AS MY TRIBAL SHAMAN WOULD SAY,

LET US DEPART THIS CONDITION OF BEING.

Lady Jaye: IN OTHER WORDS, LET'S SPLIT!

FOLLOW THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.

WATCH OUT!

YO-O-O, JOE!

[ PRIMORD SCREAMING ]

[ PRIMORD SCREAMING ]

NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ROOTIN' FOR STORM SHADOW.

WELL, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

AW, GIVE ME A BREAK!

[ JUNIOR PRIMORDS GRUNTING ]

IT'S THEIR KIDS!

STORM SHADOW, NO!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN!

THEY ARE ENEMIES!

SUCH RIDICULOUS COMPASSION FOR YOUR FOES

IS THE JOE TEAM'S FATAL WEAKNESS!

OUR ALLIANCE ENDS NOW!

THANKS, BUT YOU CAN'T STOP 'EM ALL!

Flint: YO-O-O, JOE!

FLINT!

THAT'S IT, BOYS!

LADY JAYE, I...

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY MAKE ME UNHAPPY, YOU KNOW.

SPIRIT!

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THERE REALLY ARE PRIMORDS!

OH, NAY.

PROBABLY JUST THE HEAT GETTIN' TO YA.

THE PRIMORDS FOUND THE SATELLITE,

AND COBRA NOW KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

YEAH, WELL, COBRA'S THE LEAST OF OUR WORRIES AT THE MOMENT.

EVERYBODY, WATCH IT!

[ PRIMORDS GRUNTING ]

THE BOY MUST BE THE CHIEF'S SON.

ORTO.

ORTO! [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHING ]

ORTO!

ORTO!

ORTO? WHAT'S IT MEAN?

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT MEANS "THANK YOU."

I SAVED HIS SON'S LIFE, SO WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. I THINK.

WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA NEED FRIENDS.

[ BEEPING ]

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]

YO-O-O, JOE!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

IT'S A TRAP!

ATTACK!

COBRA!

ORTO. ORTO!

-YO, JOE! -HUH?

YO, JOE! YO, JOE!

SAY, CHIEF, I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA!

COBRA!

THIS WEAPON WAS CENTURIES OLD!

AND NOW IT IS BROKEN,

AS YOUR CODE OF HONOR WAS BROKEN WHEN YOU DESERTED US.

NO MAN ACCUSES STORM SHADOW OF THAT,

YOU LEAST OF ALL!

[ SHRIEKS ]

MIND IF I BORROW THIS FOR A MINUTE?

[ GRUNTS ]

THAT IS CALLED TEAMWORK. [ GRUNTS ]

YO-O-O, JOE!

RIGHT. "YO, JOE!"

A-AND "ORTO!" THANKS!

FLINT! UP THERE!

[ BEEPING ]

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE SO SOON!

THE FUN'S JUST BEGINNING!

SORRY, JOE!

THIS F.A.N.G.'s NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!

SO LONG, JOE!

[ SHRIEKS ]

[ CREAKING ]

[ SHRIEKING ]

[ PANTING ]

THIS...IS NOT...

OUR...TIME!

BUT THERE WILL BE ANOTHER TIME!

THAT I PROMISE!

Lady Jaye: YOU KNOW, FLINT,

I'M NOT SURE HEADQUARTERS IS GOING TO BE ALL THAT HAPPY

WITH THE WAY YOU BUSTED UP THEIR SATELLITE.

NO SWEAT, LADY JAYE.

ALL THE DATA IS SAFELY INSIDE THESE COMPUTER CHIPS.

IT IS THE PRIMORDS WHO SHOULD BE UPSET.

WE DISMANTLED THEIR GOD.

I JUST HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY

WITH THE REPLACEMENT WE LEFT THEM.

AND I HOPE THEY WON'T DECIDE TO WORSHIP IT.

MM. DO NOT FEAR.

THE PRIMORDS ARE CREATURES OF NATURE.

THEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

[ BOUNCY MUSIC PLAYS ]

♪ FOR WHITER TEETH, IT CAN'T BE BEAT ♪

♪ FOR FRESHER BREATH

♪ IT'S-A THE BEST

♪ FOR HEALTHIER GUMS, GO GETCHA SOME ♪

♪ HAPPY FRESH TOOTHPASTE TODAY

[ BOUNCY MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

YO-O-O, JOE!

All: YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

YO-O-O, JOE!