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YO-O-O, JOE!
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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪
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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪
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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE
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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME
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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.
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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,
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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.
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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP
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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE
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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪
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♪ G.I. JOE
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USING TREACHERY, COBRA CAPTURES
SPACE STATION DELTA
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AND SUCCESSFULLY PLANTS
THE FOUR CONTROL CUBES
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THEREBY COMPLETING
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS,
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BENEATH WHICH NO SOURCE OF
ELECTRICAL ENERGY CAN FUNCTION.
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XAMOT FREES HIS BROTHER, TOMAX,
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AND THE CRIMSON TWINS
OVERTHROW THE COBRA COMMANDER,
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ORDERING THE DREADNOKS
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TO WREST CONTROL OF
THE SPACE SHUTTLE FROM ZARTAN.
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MEANWHILE,
SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK
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RACE BACK TO JOE HEADQUARTERS
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WITH THE SECRET
OF THE CONTROL CUBES.
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AND QUICK KICK, ALPINE, AND
BAZOOKA PLUMMET TO THEIR DEATHS
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AS WE BEGIN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE
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OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."
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[ Strained ] "G" FORCES!
TOO HARD TO MOVE!
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BAZOOKA!
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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GREAT STUNT WORK, STUNTMAN.
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WE'RE GOING DOWN!
ANY IDEAS?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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DID YOU NOTICE WHAT THE CARGO
ON THIS CRATE IS?
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TRUBBLE BUBBLES!
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JOE HEADQUARTERS!
LET'S MOVE IT!
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Gung-Ho: NUTS!
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YOU CAN'T RUN A 20th-CENTURY
H.Q. ON 1st-CENTURY TECHNOLOGY!
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THIS IS HOPELESS!
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WITHOUT THE JUICE,
IT'S NO USE.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
-HUH?
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CITIZENS OF EARTH,
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WE HAVE DIMINISHED THE PYRAMID'S
POWER ENOUGH TO ADDRESS YOU NOW.
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AH, STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BUCKET
AND RUST YOUR FACE OFF!
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AND HERE TO PRESENT
OUR ULTIMATUM,
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YOUR NEW SUPREME LEADERS,
THE CRIMSON TWINS.
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ALL GOVERNMENTS
MUST SURRENDER TO US...
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AND COBRA
BY THE END OF THE DAY...
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OR WE SHALL INTENSIFY
THE STRENGTH
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OF THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.
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LOOKS LIKE COBRA COMMANDER'S
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HAVING A LITTLE POWER FAILURE
OF HIS OWN.
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WE'VE GOT LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS.
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[ COWBELL RINGS ]
-WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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SOUNDS LIKE MY PAPPY'S RANCH
AT FEEDING TIME.
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OPEN THE DOOR AND GIVE OUR
VISITORS THE FAMOUS JOE WELCOME.
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[ POLLY SQUAWKS ]
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WE'RE SAVED, GUYS!
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IT'S THE COW CAVALRY!
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-HEY, SHIPWRECK!
-SHIPWRECK!
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WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE FOR!
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IF YOU HAD TO PLAY
COWBOYS AND COBRAS,
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COULDN'T YOU
HAVE DONE IT ON HORSES?
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VERY HILARIOUS,
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BUT WHEN WE HIT THE PYRAMID OF
DARKNESS, WE HAD TO IMPROVISE.
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DO US A FAVOR, WILD BILL --
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MILK OUR PONIES
AND BRING US A GLASS.
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HUH?
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I'LL GET YOU BOTH A DRINK
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IF YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING FOR US.
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WE GOT A LASERDISC
FROM A COBRA FACTORY.
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AND HOW DO YOU PLAY A LASERDISC
WITH CANDLE POWER?
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Tomax and Xamot:
ALL LIFE-FORMS WILL PERISH.
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YOU HAVE ONLY UNTIL THE END
OF THIS DAY TO RESPOND.
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[ LAUGHS ]
BRAVO! BRAVO!
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IT'S EVEN BETTER IN RERUN.
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WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN?
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UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
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YOU DON'T SEEM SO CONFIDENT
WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS WHISTLE.
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TAKE HIM AWAY!
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DUSTY, WE'VE GOT TO GET CONTROL
OF THESE FATAL FLUFFIES.
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NO TALKING!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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Torch: WELL, WELL.
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LYING DOWN ON THE JOB AGAIN,
ARE YOU?
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GET BACK IN LINE!
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THE WHISTLE THAT CONTROLS
THE FATAL FLUFFIES --
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TORCH HAS IT
AROUND HIS NECK.
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SEE THAT WHISTLE, JUNKYARD?
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GO FETCH IT!
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HUH? NO!
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[ SCREAMS ]
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GOOD BOY, JUNK!
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GET THAT WHISTLE!
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PRISONERS, CLEAR THE AREA!
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STEP ASIDE.
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MOVE!
MOVE OR BE PUNISHED!
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THE FATAL FLUFFIES
ARE GOING CRAZY!
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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[ FATAL FLUFFIES GROAN ]
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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DON'T HURT US!
IT WAS ALL ZARTAN'S FAULT!
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WE WAS ALWAYS NICE TO YOU,
WASN'T WE?
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Duke: WAY TO GO, GUYS.
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NOW LET'S PUT SOME "YO"
BACK IN "JOE!"
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Dusty: YO-O-O, JOE!
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Quick Kick:
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA LOVE
THIS PART OF THE PICTURE.
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Alpine:
WE'RE LOSING POWER!
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GET READY TO JUMP!
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IT'S NOT THE JUMPING
THAT WORRIES ME.
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IT'S THE...LANDING.
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HEY, I DISTINCTLY HEAR
THE GENTLE SOUND
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OF THE TABLES TURNING.
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YEAH! LET THE SUNSHINE IN!
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Cobra Commander:
CALAMITY MOST FOUL!
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AAAAAAAH!
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NO! NO! NO!
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YOUR SELFISH BUNGLING
HAS PERMITTED THE JOES
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TO UNDO MY EXQUISITE
PYRAMID OF DARKNESS!
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YOU TWIN TWERPS!
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I'M BACK IN COMMAND NOW.
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COME IN, DESTRO, COME IN!
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STOP THAT, DESTRO!
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I SEE YOU BOTH CLEARLY,
AND I AM STUNNED!
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SHE, UH, SHE HAD SOMETHING
IN HER EYE, COBRA COMMANDER.
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MY EYE, SHE DID!
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NOW STOP GOING GA-GA
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AND ESTABLISH A LOW-ALTITUDE
PYRAMID OF DARKNESS AT ONCE!
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AS YOU ORDER, LEADER.
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COBRA!
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EXCELLENCY, WE MUST ALSO
TAKE PRECAUTIONS
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TO GUARD COBRA TEMPLE...
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-FROM A SNEAK ATTACK.
-...FROM A SNEAK ATTACK.
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BALDERDASH!
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THIS TEMPLE IS IN NO DANGER,
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BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS
WHERE IT IS.
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NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
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Flint: WE'VE GOT TO TREAT THIS
AS A TEMPORARY VICTORY ONLY,
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UNLESS YOU GUYS AT HEADQUARTERS
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HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT.
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THIS LASERDISC SNAKE EYES AND I
BORROWED FROM COBRA
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HAS INFO ON THE CONTROL CUBES.
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NOW THAT WE'VE GOT POWER,
I CAN SPIN THIS PLATTER.
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LET'S HOPE IT'S A HIT.
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I'LL PATCH THE COMPUTER'S IMAGE
DIRECTLY TO YOU, FLINT.
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Computer:
PLANS AND STRUCTURAL ELEVATIONS
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OF ROBOTIC
SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISMS.
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DETAILS OF LONGITUDINAL
ALIGNMENTS SYSTEMS.
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SKIP PAST THE GENERAL DIAGRAMS.
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WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW IS WHETHER
THOSE CUBES ARE VULNERABLE.
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YOU GOT IT, LADY.
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[ Sped-up ]
SECTIONAL REINFORCEMENT.
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ARMED GUSSET WELL.
TRANSPOSED BRIDGE CIRCUITRY.
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SELF-DESTRUCT
RELAY TRANSMITTTER.
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SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM?
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SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM.
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BINGO!
IT'S IN COBRA TEMPLE.
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NOW ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO
IS FIND THAT HOUSE OF SERPENTS
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BEFORE IT'S TOO...LATE.
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Flint: ADMIRAL LEDGER, COBRA'S
REBUILT THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.
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[ DESTRO LAUGHS ]
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THIS LOW-ALTITUDE
PYRAMID OF DARKNESS
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WILL GIVE US THE TIME WE NEED
TO DESTROY G.I. JOE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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EXCELLENT, DESTRO.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THEN WE SHALL WIN AFTER ALL!
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THE WORLD WILL BE OURS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Quick Kick:
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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Alpine: HEADQUARTERS!
BAIL OUT!
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TOO LATE!
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HOLD ON!
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A COBRA COPTER?!
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SORRY TO DROP IN UNANNOUNCED,
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BUT WE JUST HAPPENED
TO FALL BY THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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WELL, DON'T KEEP US
IN SUSPENSE, ALPINE.
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WHY'D YOU TREAT US
TO THIS OPEN HOUSE,
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AND WHO'S THE BAREFOOT
STRANGER?
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INTRODUCING
STAR OF STAGE, SCREEN,
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AND A REGULAR
ON "THE GONG SHOW"...
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[ LAUGHS ]
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QUICK KICK,
STUNTMAN EXTRAORDINAIRE.
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LET ME GIVE 'EM A QUICK UPDATE.
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[ Quickly ] I MET THESE TWO GUYS
ON THE MOUNTAIN OF GLASS.
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THEY WERE IN REAL HOT WATER
OUT THERE IN THE COLD,
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BUT I SHOOED AWAY
SOME LEOPARD SEALS,
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AND WE HITCHED A RIDE WITH
MAJOR BLUDD TO COBRA TEMPLE
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UNDER THE FALLS, BUT WE --
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HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
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UH, REWIND THAT PART
ABOUT THE COBRA TEMPLE.
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[ IMITATING TAPE REWINDING ]
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I SAID, MAJOR BLUDD GAVE US A
RIDE TO COBRA TEMPLE, BUT WE --
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YOU KNOW WHERE COBRA TEMPLE IS?
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SURE.
DOESN'T EVERYBODY?
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THIS IS THE INFO
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
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THE DARKNESS ISN'T HOLDING.
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THEN GET ON THE HORN AND SEE
IF YOU CAN CONTACT FLINT.
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THERE'S A CRACK
IN THE COBRA CURTAIN,
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AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH.
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LET'S MOVE OUT!
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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
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LET'S GO!
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Cobra Commander:
STABILIZE THE PYRAMID!
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WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG,
DESTRO?
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THIS FLICKERING
IS INTOLERABLE!
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G.I. JOE MUST BE DENIED
ACCESS TO ENERGY
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UNTIL WE CAN LAUNCH OUR ATTACK!
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COME ON!
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WE'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH POWER!
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KEEP MOVING!
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COBRA SOLDIERS,
FORWARD TO VICTORY!
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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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WE'LL BE OUT OF THIS DARKNESS
IN A FLASH!
226
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THEN,
HAMMER THROUGH THAT TEMPLE
227
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,928
AND PUT THOSE CUBES
OUT OF ACTION!
228
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:53,843
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
229
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,585
G.I. JOE? BUT HOW?
230
00:11:56,672 --> 00:12:02,156
TAKE DEFENSIVE POSITIONS
AND FIGHT THE ENEMY TO OBLIVION!
231
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,292
UNLEASH THE COBRA DRAGON!
232
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:12,557
TERMINATE THE JOES!
233
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,741
HEAT STROKE...
234
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,220
NO STRENGTH!
235
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,222
GOT TO FIGHT...
236
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,311
FIGHT...GOT TO...
237
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,097
[ GROANS ]
238
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,447
[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ]
239
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:36,103
WE'VE WON, WON, WON!
240
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,409
[ LAUGHS ]
241
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:47,375
WAIT UNTIL THE COBRA DRAGON
IS FINISHED WITH THEM.
242
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,246
THEN CLEAN UP THE MESS.
243
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,597
I'LL BE INSIDE
WRITING MY VICTORY SPEECH.
244
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,426
[ LAUGHS ]
245
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,863
ANY SUGGESTIONS?
246
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,039
YODEL?
247
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,780
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN'!
248
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,738
WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA!
249
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:08,918
NOW YODEL.
250
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,485
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
251
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,574
COME ON, LET'S TRY IT.
252
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,185
[ YODELING TOGETHER ]
253
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,631
♪ OH, YEAH
254
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,026
LOOK OUT!
255
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,993
ALPINE AND HIS YODELING YOKELS
DID IT!
256
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,299
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
257
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,127
-LET'S GO!
-COME ON!
258
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,261
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
259
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,136
STAND AND FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!
260
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,790
WE'RE BANKRUPT HERE!
261
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,358
BUT ELSEWHERE WE HAVE PREPARED
262
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,969
A FINAL SURPRISE FOR THE JOES!
263
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,493
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SURPRISE"?
264
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:07,411
WHY AM I
ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW?!
265
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,070
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THE SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM
266
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,158
FOR THOSE CUBES!
267
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,899
BUT WHERE IS IT?
268
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,817
[ SQUAWKS ]
POLLY PULL.
269
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:25,342
[ ALARM BLARES ]
270
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,955
POLLY, YOUR ALLOWANCE JUST
WENT UP 10 CRACKERS A WEEK!
271
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,438
Baroness:
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!
272
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,223
BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, BARONESS!
273
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,312
DON'T BECOME HOSTILE WITH ME!
274
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,835
WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!
275
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,358
SILENCE, WOMAN!
276
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,144
I'M LOSING PYRAMID CONTROL!
277
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,275
AAH!
278
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,408
IT'S SELF-DESTRUCTING!
279
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,388
I'VE LOST MY CUBES!
280
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:16,045
MY WONDERFUL CUBES, ALL GONE!
281
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,352
[ SOBS ]
282
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,702
NOW I'LL NEVER RULE THE WORLD!
283
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,965
I HATE THIS JOB!
284
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,533
SENSORS INDICATE
G.I. JOE IS PURSUING US.
285
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,187
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
286
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,406
-ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE!
-ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE!
287
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:33,671
WELL, SOMEBODY
FORGOT TO TELL THEM!
288
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,196
Admiral Ledger:
READY ON FLIGHT DECK?
289
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,372
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
290
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,460
WE MUST GET...
291
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,070
TO THE ENTERPRISE TOWERS!
292
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,898
YES, HURRY!
293
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,378
WHOA!
294
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,686
LOOKS LIKE COBRA'S HUNTING
FOR A NEST, LADY JAYE.
295
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,081
LET'S MAKE SURE
THEY DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE.
296
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,692
Lady Jaye:
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
297
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,131
YO-O-O, JOE!
298
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,290
ALL ATTACK GROUPS,
THIS IS JOE LEADER.
299
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,814
PROCEED
TO THE ENTERPRISE TOWERS.
300
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,773
Cobra Commander: STOP!
301
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,645
OUR POSITION IS DETERIORATING!
302
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,692
WILL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME?
303
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:41,478
WE MUST FLEE AND SAVE OURSELVES!
304
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,740
RELAX.
305
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,394
WE NEED NOT RETREAT.
306
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,831
WE SHALL SOON
ACTIVATE A WEAPON WHICH...
307
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,268
WILL DESTROY OUR ENEMIES...
308
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:49,791
-COMPLETELY.
-COMPLETELY.
309
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,707
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
310
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,318
WEAPON?
311
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:58,278
[ RUMBLING ]
312
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,931
Shipwreck:
ENTERPRISE TOWERS!
313
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,804
THEY'RE TRANSFORMING IT INTO
A GANTRY AND BATTLE ROCKET!
314
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,110
IF THAT SHIP EVER GETS UP,
315
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,981
NO FORCE ON EARTH
WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT!
316
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,506
WE'VE GOT TO KEEP IT
FROM REACHING SPACE.
317
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,117
[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS ]
318
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,509
BRILLIANT!
319
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:16,035
THIS HUGE ROCKET IS INVINCIBLE!
320
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,168
THE LAST LAUGH
SHALL INDEED BE BEST!
321
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,127
[ LAUGHS ]
322
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,261
SATIN!
323
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,436
NEED A LIFT?
324
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,959
FLINT: Station delta,
325
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,266
do you see battle bird
preparing for liftoff?
326
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:33,095
Dusty: WE SEE IT,
AND WE DON'T LIKE IT.
327
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,705
DUKE AND THE REST
OF THE GUYS
328
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,447
ARE RIGGIN' A PROTON BEAM STRONG
ENOUGH TO TAKE IT OUT,
329
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,058
BUT THEY'LL NEED MORE TIME.
330
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:48,328
WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO DOUBLE-CROSS YOU, ZARTAN.
331
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,981
NO, NEVER!
332
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,984
NAY, NICHT, NEIN, NO!
333
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,770
IT WAS THOSE SCUZZY WUZZIES.
334
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,772
THEY INTIMIDATED US!
335
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,643
OH, SPARE US.
336
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,602
[ ZARTAN LAUGHS ]
337
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,778
OH, THANK YOU, ZARTAN!
338
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,084
THANK YOU!
339
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,261
GET UP! GET UP,
YOU TREACHEROUS TOADBELLIES!
340
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:12,874
IF COBRA LOSES, I ALONE
SHALL SEIZE THE REINS OF POWER.
341
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,746
AND I'LL NEED STOOGES
TO DO MY BIDDING,
342
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,532
EVEN SECOND-RATE STOOGES
LIKE YOU.
343
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,404
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE'RE DISCOVERED.
344
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,450
Torch:
OH, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.
345
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,496
Buzzer: RIGHT.
WE LOVE BEIN' YOUR STOOGES.
346
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,889
Satin: READY?
347
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,543
WE'RE NEARING THE UPPER LEVEL.
348
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,848
INCREASING THRUST.
349
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,589
LIFTOFF IN 10 SECONDS...
350
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,723
-9, 8, 7...
-9, 8, 7...
351
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,639
IT'S NOW OR NEVER, GUYS.
352
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,380
YO-O-O, JOE!
353
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,164
YEAH. RIGHT!
354
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,863
YO-O-O, JOE!
355
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,388
[ SHOUTS ]
356
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,867
AAH!
357
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,348
THIS IS FOR MESSING
WITH MY FATHER!
358
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,176
G.I. JOE HAS CAUGHT UP!
359
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,743
DESTROY THEM, BROTHER!
360
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,398
OH, BROTHER YOURSELF!
361
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:04,230
HEY, STEEL FACE IS SHORTING OUT
HIS OWN ROCKET SHIP!
362
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:08,234
FLINT:
Shipwreck, Duke's just about
ready with that proton beam,
363
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,062
so get out of there
and don't drag anchor.
364
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,415
I SUPPOSE THIS IS A BAD TIME
TO ASK YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME?
365
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,504
HELP ME, YOU FOOLS!
366
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:21,682
MY FACE IS MAGNETIZED
TO THE CONTROLS!
367
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:27,122
[ SQUAWKS ]
POLLY WANTS FLIGHT INSURANCE!
368
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:33,824
I WISH YOU WERE TRIPLETS
SO I COULD HIT THREE OF YOU!
369
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:39,221
INCOMPETENT, IDIOTIC,
FATHEADED NINCOMPOOPS!
370
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,572
GET IN HERE!
371
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,314
JETTISON NOW, BEFORE THEY FIRE!
372
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:54,845
Torch: ZARTAN, YOU PUT US
IN THE GARBAGE MODULE!
373
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,502
[ ZARTAN LAUGHS ]
374
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,815
WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, ZARTAN!
375
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,991
PROTON BEAM IS UP TO SPEED.
376
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,819
LOCK ON COORDINATES.
377
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,343
FIRE!
378
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,001
HURRY, NO TIME LEFT!
379
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,408
[ CHEERING ]
380
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,062
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
381
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,543
YO-O-O, JOE!
382
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,763
YO, SHIPWRECK!
383
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,373
[ SQUAWKS ]
384
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:47,420
POLLY, TOO!
POLLY, TOO!
385
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,030
COOL IT, BIRD.
386
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,380
SHIPWRECK WORKS ALONE.
387
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:00,128
YOUR INTERFERENCE
COST ME VICTORY!
388
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,870
Both: WE SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN CONTROL SOONER.
389
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:07,440
YOUR VAIN DENSENESS DESTROYED
OUR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE!
390
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,833
I HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
391
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,662
UNTIL YOU IMBECILES
GOT PRETENTIOUS!
392
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:17,232
YOU PEA-BRAINED CARBON COPIES
OF IDENTICAL DUMBELLS!
393
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,321
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE!
394
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,018
-Tomax: YOUR FAULT!
-Xamot: HIS FAULT!
395
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,455
-YOUR FAULT!
-HIS FAULT!
396
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,326
-YOUR FAULT!
-HIS FAULT!
397
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:27,111
Flint: WELL, LADY JAYE,
LOOKS LIKE WE WON.
398
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,376
RIGHT, BUT NOW WHAT DO WE DO
FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS?
399
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:33,292
HOW ABOUT DINNER
AT THE JOE COMMISSARY?
400
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,032
WHAT'S SO DANGEROUS ABOUT THAT?
401
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,296
THE FOOD!
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