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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

[ BEEPING ]

[ METALLIC BEEPING ]

FLINT: Talk to me, Lady Jaye.

What do you see from your P.O.V.?

NOTHING SERPENTINE, FLINT.

SO FAR, THE LAUNCH LOOKS W.O.C.

"W.O.C."?

"Without Cobra."

I THINK I'M PICKIN' UP ENEMY READINGS.

UH-OH. BATTLE ALERT. WE GOT SNAKES IN THE DIRT.

Cobra's circled the launch site!

WE'VE CAGED QUITE A BIRD, XAMOT.

YES, TOMAX.

NOW LET'S TAKE BIRDIE HOME TO...

-COBRA. -COBRA.

[ BEEPING ]

Cobra Commander: [ LAUGHS ] MAGNIFICENT! SUPERB!

G.I. JOE IS COMPLETELY DISORIENTED!

THEIR SPACE SHUTTLE WILL BE MINE!

MINE!

MINE!

Flint: WRONG AGAIN, CHROME CHEEKS!

WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU!

ALPINE, BAZOOKA, IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE REPTILE REMOVAL.

Bazooka: SURPRISE!

[ TOMAX AND XAMOT GRUNT ]

Alpine: HEY, I NEVER LAID A GLOVE ON YOU!

[ Strained ] I FEEL WHAT MY BROTHER FEELS.

TERRIFIC! PASS THIS ON!

[ GRUNTS ]

LADY JAYE: Pitch in, guys.

This is one woman who hates to break a launch date.

WE'RE WITH YOU, LADY JAYE.

LET'S CUT CABLE!

THEY MUST NOT FREE THE SHUTTLE!

Cobra!

ATTACK, DESTRO!

Destroy the G.I. Joe marauders before they breach the canopy!

GUNG-HO, MAKE BUFFER-FACE ENTIRELY UNWELCOME!

YO-O-O, JOE!

SHARCS, GO!

Destro: CEASE SHUTTLE ATTACK.

TAKE EVASIVE ACTION AT...ONCE!

KEEP YOUR LASER COOKIN', BAZOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

NOW!

WOW!

NO!

G.I. JOE WAS READY FOR US!

HOW DARE THEY ANTICIPATE MY STRATEGY?!

AAH!

RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT!

WAIT FOR ME! I'M YOUR LEADER!

KEEP KICKIN' SNAKE! WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN!

WATCH ME CHANGE THEM FROM COBRAS TO WATER RATS.

NO!

Tomax and Xamot: GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US!

[ HISSES ]

OH, NO!

STOP SURRENDERING AND LISTEN TO ME!

STAND BACK!

MY TROOPERS MAY BE COWARDLY, BUT I'LL NEVER YIELD!

Shipwreck: SUFFERIN' SUSHI! WHAT WERE THOSE?

[ SNIFFS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WE DIDN'T COME THIS FAR

TO LOSE THE COBRA BIGGIES TO UNDERWATER WEIRDOS.

SHIPWRECK,

YOU AND SNAKE EYES LEAD A DETACHMENT INTO THE RIVER

AND FIND COBRA COMMANDER AND THE CRIMSON TWINS.

FIRST THEY WANT ME TO FLY. NOW THEY WANT ME TO DIVE.

THE MINUTE THEY ASK ME TO DANCE,

I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS OUTFIT.

FASTER, SAILOR! PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!

[ SQUAWKS ]

FLINT, IT LOOKS LIKE

Destro is playing skyscraper hide-and-seek.

We can't let him shake us.

That nickel-noggin bozo's all the Cobra brass we've got.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THIS IS ONE BOZO WHO WON'T BE GOT AT ALL.

WATER ROBOTS,

RETURN TO THE RIVER AND ATTEND TO G.I. JOE.

OUR PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY,

AND THE POOR SIMPLETONS DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!

AHOY, MATES. GET A GRIP ON YOUR TATTOOS!

YO-O-O, JOE!

LOOK OUT! MAN UNDERBOARD!

WHOA!

THAT HUMONGOUS H2O-BOT GOT SHIPWRECK.

DIVE, SNAKE EYES! DIVE IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE!

THEM SEE-THROUGH MECHANICAL MONSTERS GOT HIM, TOO!

PULL OUT!

SNAKE EYES!

Shipwreck: THAT YOU, SNAKE EYES?

GOOD. FOLLOW ME.

LET'S SEE IF THIS GETS US ANYWHERE.

[ POLLY SQUAWKS ]

PUT HER IN REVERSE, OR IT'S GONNA GET WORSE.

CAN'T HOLD BACK!

SUCTION TOO STRONG!

WHOA!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SUPERB!

YOUR WATER ROBOTS

HAVE CLEARED THE AREA OF INTERLOPERS, TOMAX.

-NOW ALL WE NEED DO... -IS WAIT FOR...

Both: DESTRO TO JOIN US.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, DESTRO?

WE'RE EXPECTING YOU.

I'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR INVITATION,

MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER.

I SHALL NOW TERMINATE

THIS LITTLE GAME OF FOX AND HOUNDS

BY COMPLETELY OUTFOXING MY PURSUERS.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I'LL GO AFTER HIM FROM THE EAST!

I'LL GO IN FROM THE WEST,

AND WE'LL SQUEEZE HIM IN THE MIDDLE.

COMIN' AT YOU, LADY JAYE.

DITTO FROM THE FLIPSIDE, FLINT.

WE'VE GOT DESTRO.

UGH! WHERE DID HE GO?

WELL DONE, NOBLE DESTRO.

I APPLAUD YOUR PERFORMANCE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Flint: ENTERPRISE CITY'S SWALLOWED HIM UP!

YEAH? THEN THE CITY'S DUE FOR SOME INDIGESTION.

LET'S GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS.

MY SCHEME WAS EVEN MORE BRILLIANT THAN USUAL!

THE ATTACK ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE

WAS MERELY A DIVERSION TO MASK OUR TRUE PURPOSE --

THE SECRET PLANTING OF A SPECIAL CARGO.

REPLAY THE TAPE.

THERE. THIS PART.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

YOU SEE?

G.I. JOE FORCES WERE SO INVOLVED WITH THE FIREFIGHT

THAT THEY NEVER FELT THE ADDITION

OF MY SPECIAL CARGO POD.

MAGNIFICENT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AND HOW WILL THE UNIQUE AND CHARMING CARGO

INSIDE THE POD BE ACTIVATED, COBRA COMMANDER?

WHY, BY ZARTAN, OF COURSE.

-ZARTAN? BUT... -HOW WILL HE GET ABOARD...

-THE SPACE SHUTTLE? -THE SPACE SHUTTLE?

HE IS ALREADY ABOARD.

BOOSTER SEPARATION COMPLETE.

NEXT STOP -- G.I. JOE SPACE STATION DELTA.

FELT LIKE WE HIT SOMETHIN',

BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' TO HIT UP HERE, IS THERE?

THE RETRO-ROCKETS KICKED IN TO MAINTAIN OUR COURSE.

WE MUST BE CARRYING EXTRA WEIGHT.

I'LL CHECK OUT THE CARGO BAY.

LEVEL OFF, MUTT.

YOU'RE OUT OF TRIM.

THAT'S BETTER.

UNAUTHORIZED CARGO'S MAKING THIS PELICAN HARD TO PARK.

SORRY.

UNAUTHORIZED CARGO?

SCARLETT HERE, MUTT.

I WANT YOU TO LOCATE AND IDENTIFY THAT CARGO.

AFFIRMATIVE, BIG RED.

I THINK JUNKYARD JUST ZEROED IN ON IT.

WHEN DOCKING'S COMPLETE, BLOW OFF THE HATCH.

TOO MUCH.

MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT ON DELTA,

AND I'VE GOT COMMAND RESPONSIBILITIES.

[ CHUCKLES ] GOOD WORK, JUNKYARD.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY MANAGED TO CLIP A CARGO POD

ONTO THE OVERHEAD RACK.

READS HARMLESS.

LET'S GET IT OUT OF HERE AND MAKE SURE.

DREADNOKS, PREPARE FOR ACTION.

READY AND WAITIN', SERGEANT POPPER, SIR.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ BARKING ]

WHATEVER'S IN THERE, COME ON OUT.

OH, HOW ADORABLE.

OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE.

[ GROWLING ]

[ BARKING ]

WHAT'S WITH JUNKYARD, MUTT?

THESE LITTLE HONEYS ARE HARMLESS.

YEAH.

JUNKYARD DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES, BREAKER.

HEY, THERE'S A CARD IN HERE.

"THESE ADORABLE CREATURES ARE CALLED 'FATAL FLUFFIES.'

"I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THEIR DEADLY SECRET.

SINCERELY YOURS, THE COBRA COMMANDER."

THE COBRA COMMANDER?

WHAT IS HE -- FATAL FLUFFIES?

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?

WHAT DOES HE MEAN, DEADLY SECRET?

WHAT HE MEANS IS...

THIS!

[ NOTE PLAYS ]

[ SCREECHES ]

HA HA!

[ GRUNTS ] WE'RE SURROUNDED!

SURRENDER, JOES!

WHAT THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IS GOOD!

Shipwreck: WE'RE IN SOME KIND OF AIRLOCK

BETWEEN THE RIVER AND THE INSIDE OF THIS STRUCTURE.

WE'LL HAVE TO SWIM FOR IT, SNAKE EYES.

BATH TIME, POLLY.

[ COUGHS ]

[ SQUAWKS ]

I'M A PARROT, NOT A DUCK!

KEEP SQUAWKIN', AND YOU'LL BE A GONE GOOSE.

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

SOME KIND OF SUBWAY TUNNEL

BELOW ENTERPRISE CITY'S REGULAR SUBWAY SYSTEM.

LET'S RECONNOITER, SNAKE EYES.

TRY NOT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION.

SURE, WHO'D NOTICE A WET SAILOR WITH A PARROT

AND A SILENT MASKED MAN WITH A TIMBER WOLF?

I THINK WE'RE IN MAJOR TROUBLE.

FUNNY-LOOKING COMMUTERS ON THIS LINE.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.

AND HERE COME OUR RAIL PASSES NOW.

UH, NICE DAY, HUH?

OR NICE NIGHT.

WHO CARES DOWN HERE, RIGHT?

AM I RIGHT?

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU SEE, NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW A SUBWAY PHILOSOPHER.

TRY TO RELAX AND ACT NATURAL.

NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, JUST ENJOY THE RIDE.

Flint: THIS HASN'T BEEN OUR FINEST HOUR.

COBRA COMMANDER, THE CRIMSON TWINS,

AND DESTRO SLIPPED THROUGH OUR FINGERS.

SHIPWRECK AND SNAKE EYES ARE MISSING.

AND NOW WE CAN'T MAKE CONTACT

WITH THE SHUTTLE OR SPACE STATION.

IT'S JOE CODE DELTA!

[ LAUGHTER AND CHEERING ]

THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING TO MY TRANSMISSION.

IT HAS ENABLED ME

TO LOCK FIRING COORDINATES ON YOUR HEADQUARTERS.

FAREWELL, MEDDLERS.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ COBRA COMMANDER LAUGHS EVILLY ]

G.I. JOE HEADQUARTERS IS IN RUINS,

AND WE SHALL NOT GIVE THEM TIME TO RECOVER.

WHAT THOSE PATHETIC FOOLS DON'T KNOW

IS THAT THE ACQUISITION OF SPACE STATION DELTA

IS BUT THE FIRST STEP

IN MY CREATION OF THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN HISTORY --

THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS.

[ BEEPING ]

WHEN THESE CONTROL CUBES

ARE PLACED AT EACH OF THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH...

...THEY WILL LINK WITH THE SPACE STATION TO FORM THIS PYRAMID,

BENEATH WHICH NO ELECTRICAL ENERGY SOURCE WILL FUNCTION.

-WITHOUT ENERGY TO POWER ITS... -VEHICLES AND FACTORIES,

-OR RUN ITS... -MILITARY AND DEFENSE SYSTEMS...

Both: THE WORLD WILL CRUMBLE BENEATH OUR HEEL.

THE FIRST CONTROL CUBE IS ALMOST COMPLETED,

AND WHEN IT AND ITS DUPLICATES ARE IN POSITION,

COBRA SHALL RULE FOREVER!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHAT DO WE DO NEXT, FLINT?

I'LL FORM A UNIT AND SET UP HEADQUARTERS IN A NEW LOCATION.

THE REST OF YOU, START REBUILDING HERE.

COBRA HAS BITTEN US ONCE TOO OFTEN,

AND WE'RE GONNA START BITING BACK.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

Shipwreck: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE CUBES ARE FOR,

BUT I'M SURE THEY'RE NOT DICE FOR A GIANT CRAP GAME.

LISTEN.

HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER.

YOU MAY ENTER.

THAT'S THEIR PASSWORD!

HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER.

REPEAT. REPEAT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER.

INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS!

INTRUDERS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!

EXTERMINATED!

EXTERMINATED!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,

SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK STEAL A TOP-SECRET LASERDISC,

BUT COBRA CATCHES THEM RED-HANDED.

AND THIS LEADS TO A HAIR-RAISING CHASE

THROUGH THE TREACHEROUS ENTERPRISE CITY SUBWAY SYSTEM.

MEANWHILE, ABOARD SPACE STATION DELTA,

WHAT CREATES HAVOC WITH GRAVITY?

AS DUSTY RISKS HIS LIFE TO REACH THE COMMAND CENTER

AND FLINT AND LADY JAYE MAKE A FATAL ATTEMPT

TO STOP DESTRO FROM PLANTING THE FIRST CONTROL CUBE,

ALL IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

"THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."