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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

USING A LASER CORE STOLEN FROM G.I. JOE,

DESTRO ACTIVATES THE WEATHER DOMINATOR,

AN INCREDIBLE WEAPON

WHICH CONTROLS THE FORCES OF NATURE ITSELF.

THE JOE TEAM REPELS A LIGHTNING ATTACK ON WASHINGTON, D.C.,

AND THE WEATHER DOMINATOR EXPLODES INTO THREE PARTS,

SETTING OFF A CHAIN REACTION

OF NATURAL DISASTERS AROUND THE WORLD.

G.I. JOE AND COBRA EACH RECOVER ONE OF THE PARTS.

BUT ZARTAN, IN A BOLD AND SURPRISING MANEUVER,

CAPTURES THE THIRD PART

AND OFFERS IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

ROADBLOCK, DUKE, SNAKE EYES, AND HONDA LOU

ENCOUNTER THE VORACIOUS VOLT MONSTERS.

[ ROARING ]

AND FLINT AND THE OTHER JOES

ARE BURIED BENEATH AN AVALANCHE OF ICE,

AS WE BEGIN OUR FINAL EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."

FIRE YOUR LASERS!

ICE MELTS!

LET'S GET THEM OUT OF THERE.

[ CRASHING ]

THANKS FOR CUTTING IN, LADY JAYE.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

DIAMONDS ARE A GUY'S BEST FRIEND.

BUT TIME IS NOBODY'S FRIEND

AS LONG AS ZARTAN HAS THE LAST PIECE

OF COBRA'S WEATHER-CONTROL WEAPON.

REGROUP BACK AT HEADQUARTERS.

YO, JOE!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

[ CHEERING ]

[ BIRD SCREECHING ]

[ ZARTAN LAUGHS MENACINGLY ]

I ADORE SEEING A SCHEME COME TOGETHER.

IT'S SO STIMULATING.

NOW, I SHALL RAISE OUR BROADCAST TRANSMITTER

AND INFORM BOTH COBRA AND G.I. JOE

OF OUR MODEST DEMANDS.

[ LAUGHS ] THE MAN SAID MODEST!

[ LAUGHTER ]

Zartan: GOOD AFTERNOON, HONORED ASSOCIATES.

AS YOU ALREADY KNOW,

I POSSESS THE THIRD AND MOST POWERFUL FRAGMENT

OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR.

G.I. JOE, YOU HAVE ONE FRAGMENT,

BUT IT HAS LITTLE VALUE WITHOUT THE OTHER TWO COMPONENTS.

BINGO.

ZARTAN'S IN BAYOU COUNTRY.

COME IN, FLINT.

We've traced Zartan to the swamps.

ROGER, BASE.

YO, JOE!

AND COBRA, YOU ARE ALSO THE PROUD POSSESSOR

OF ONE FRAGMENT -- IT, TOO, EQUALLY USELESS.

THEREFORE ONE OF YOU, THE MORE INTELLIGENT ONE, ACTUALLY,

WILL QUICKLY PAY MY PRICE,

AND THEN WITH TWO VIABLE COMPONENTS,

RECONSTRUCT THE THIRD --

OR STEAL IT BACK FROM YOUR ADVERSARY --

AND WIN THE DAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

I HAVE HIM.

I HAVE HIM! [ LAUGHS ]

COME IN, DESTRO.

Change course at once for the Bayou.

That abominable wretch Zartan has gone home to roost.

Deal with him at once!

COBRA!

THE FINAL RESOLUTION IS IN MOTION.

AND NOW I MUST DO THE ONE THING I DESPISE --

I MUST WAIT!

WE CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF FOR LONG!

[ ROARING ]

WHOA!

I DON'T WANT TO BE GOBBLED

BY SOME SHORT CIRCUIT!

SHORT CIRCUIT -- THAT'S IT.

WE'VE GOT TO REVERSE THE POLARITY.

HONDA LOU, READY FOR A RIDE?

JUST SAY GIDDY-UP!

HEY!

READY?

ONE, TWO, THREE!

BEND THE POLE INTO THE ONE BESIDE IT,

BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THEM!

DON'T THEY FEED THESE TURKEYS?

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S ABOUT TIME COBRA HAD ITS FANGS YANKED.

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

WHAT'S THIS?

READINGS INDICATE TWO LARGE FIGHTING FORCES

HAVE HOMED IN ON US.

IT MUST BE G.I. JOE AND COBRA.

VERY WELL.

TAKE YOUR POSITIONS!

WE SHALL GIVE THEM AN UNEXPECTED EDUCATION

IN THE ART OF WARFARE.

[ LAUGHS MENACINGLY ]

Flint: TRY TO MAINTAIN FORMATION.

THIS WEATHER HAS TURNED THE JET STREAM INTO A WIND TUNNEL!

Rip Cord, how's it going on your end?

We're over the target area now.

Good hunting, Rip Cord.

Breaker, we'll join you as soon as the jet stream calms down.

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

NOTHING.

NEITHER DO I.

THAT'S WHAT BOTHERS ME.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

[ CLUNK ]

[ DOG WHIMPERS ]

[ CLINK ]

[ GROWLS ]

-HALT! [ BARKS ]

[ COUGHS ] SLEEPING GAS!

YOU GUYS MIGHT THINK I'M BANANAS OR SOMETHIN', BUT --

WE KNOW YOU ARE BANANAS, SHORT FUZE.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO, WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING --

YEAH?

I AIN'T HEARIN' IT AGAIN.

I GOT TO CHECK IT OUT.

[ DOOR RATTLES ]

CALL IT INTUITION, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I --

THE FRAGMENT'S GONE!

LET'S PLAY COMMANDO, MAN.

NOW, LET ZARTAN TASTE THE BITTER FRUITS OF VENGEANCE.

COBRA!

THERE IS NO ANSWERING BARRAGE.

NO RESPONSE FROM ZARTAN AT ALL.

PATIENCE, DESTRO, PATIENCE.

[ CHUCKLING ]

BREAK YOUR UNIT INTO SEVERAL COMBAT TEAMS.

IF RETALIATION IS FORTHCOMING,

WE DON'T WANT TO PRESENT TOO LARGE A TARGET.

THAT IS AL--

[ HORNS BEEP ]

KIDDIE CARS?

IS THIS THE CONTEMPT IN WHICH ZARTAN HOLDS ME?

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

NOW!

IT'S AN AMBUSH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

ALL RIGHT!

-YOW! -RUN FOR IT!

MOVE IT!

PRESS FORWARD!

COBRA!

[ BEEPING ]

READY, BREAKER? DO THE HONORS.

[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS, STOPS ]

ZARTAN, WE'RE TAKIN' A BEATIN'!

IT'S TIME TO GET US OUT OF HERE!

WE'VE PINPOINTED ZARTAN'S CONTROL ROOM!

OVER THERE!

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?

YO, JOE!

ZARTAN'S GONE!

AND SO'S THE LAST FRAGMENT OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR!

I HAVE A FEELING THINGS ARE GONNA GET A LOT WORSE

BEFORE THEY GET BETTER.

QUICKLY, QUICKLY! OVER THERE!

ZARTAN, YOU THIEVING TURNCOAT!

WAIT!

WOULD YOU MISTREAT A PRISONER WHO SURRENDERED WILLINGLY

AND OFFERED A PRIZE?

THE FINAL PIECE

OF YOUR WEATHER DOMINATOR, DESTRO.

REMOVE HIM.

Roadblock: THIS PLACE HAS MORE TWISTS

THAN A PRETZEL FACTORY WITH THE BENDS.

Duke: COBRA AT EITHER END.

WE JUST RAN OUT OF OPTIONS.

I GOT ANOTHER WAY TO GO.

GOOD THINKING, HONDA LOU!

THIS HOMING DEVICE WILL TELL OUR GUYS

[ BEEPING ] -WHERE TO FIND US.

AND WHILE THEY'RE COMIN' IN...

WE'LL GO OUT AND CRUNCH A COUPLE OF COBRAS.

[ BEEPING ]

IT'S DUKE'S PERSONAL DISTRESS SIGNAL.

FIX COORDINATES ON THAT BEEPER.

WE'VE GOT COBRA MADE, AND WE'RE GONNA COME DOWN HARD.

YO, JOE!

Destro: WE HAVE THE LASER CORE, COMMANDER.

NOW, WHAT PUNISHMENT SHALL WE ADMINISTER TO THIS TURNCOAT?

PUNISHMENT?

PUNISHMENT IS THE PRICE FOR FAILURE,

AND WE HAVE NOT FAILED.

RISE, ZARTAN.

BUT HE STOLE THE LASER CORE!

WHICH I NOW HAVE,

AS WELL AS THE OTHER TWO FRAGMENTS.

BUT ZARTAN MUST BE DEALT WITH!

HE HAS BEEN.

I FORGIVE HIM.

NOW STOP SPUTTERING LIKE A WET TOASTER

AND GET BUSY!

WHEN THE DOMINATOR IS OPERATIONAL AGAIN,

WE SHALL SEIZE CONTROL OF THE WORLD!

AND THIS TIME, NONE SHALL OPPOSE US-S-S!

COBRA!

-[ LAUGHS MENACINGLY ] -[ LAUGHS MENACINGLY ]

[ HUMMING ]

HOWDY, HANDSOME.

YOU WORK HERE ALL THE TIME?

YOU BETTER HAVE A PASS, KID.

OH, I DO,

AND HERE IT IS, SUGAR!

UH, THIS IS NO TIME FOR GARDENING, ROADBLOCK.

MAN, WHERE THESE SCRAWNY VINES ARE CONCERNED,

I AM A MAN WITH A BIG GREEN THUMB,

AND I'M GONNA STICK THAT THUMB RIGHT IN COBRA'S NOSE.

[ LAUGHING ]

FLINT: There's the snake house we've been looking for.

Yo, Joe!

THE ENEMY IS UPON OUR GATES!

CONCENTRATE ALL POWER FOR THE DEFENSE OF COBRA TEMPLE!

[ CHUCKLES ] WE ARE ALMOST AT OPTIMUM CAPACITY.

HURRY UP, DESTRO.

NO FORCE ON EARTH IS A MATCH FOR NATURE GONE MAD!

[ LAUGHS MENACINGLY ]

YO, JOE!

HOLD IT. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

Cobra Commander: THE POOR JOES ARE TOO HOT, DESTRO.

COOL THEM DOWN AT ONCE.

WITH PLEASURE, COMMANDER.

[ LAUGHS ]

FLINT: We're losing altitude!

CAN'T CONTROL IT!

SHIP TOO HEAVY FROM ICE AND SNOW BUILDUP!

Cobra Commander: OUR FRIENDS ARE COMING TO A STANDSTILL, DESTRO.

THEY NEED SOMETHING TO SPARK THEM UP.

I KNOW JUST THE THING, COMMANDER.

[ LAUGHS MENACINGLY ]

HANG ON!

WE'RE STILL AIRBORNE AND READY TO FIGHT.

YO, JOE!

THEY SHALL PAY FOR THAT!

SHOCKING EXPERIENCE, MATES.

I THINK MY BRIDGE WORK MELTED.

[ LAUGHS ] SPARE NOTHING NOW, DESTRO.

THE END IS IN SIGHT,

AND WE HAVE WON!

[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS FINAL BURST WILL ANNIHILATE THEM FOREVER!

WRONG AGAIN, JUNK JAW.

STOP THEM! THEY'VE GOT THE VINES!

AAAH!

WE GOT A CLEAR SHOT AT 'EM!

YO, JOE!

Scarlett: WE'VE GOT 'EM COLD!

RETREAT! RETREAT!

WE CAN'T STOP THEM!

LOWER THE TEMPLE!

LOWER THE TEMP--

THEY'RE TRYIN' TO TAKE HER DOWN.

LET'S BEAT 'EM TO IT!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

[ GUNSHOTS IN HALLWAY ]

FLINT!

MAN, YOU'RE ALMOST A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.

LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT AGAIN, FANG FACE.

Destro: A BATTLE LOST, BUT NOT THE WAR.

I SHALL MAKE G.I. JOE RUE THIS DAY

IF IT TAKES ME A THOUSAND YEARS.

ZARTAN!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

YOU HAVEN'T DEFEATED ME!

I ONLY BOW FOR THIS MOMENT,

BUT I SHALL RETURN!

[ HISSING ]

WE BEAT YOU, COBRA, RIGHT DOWN TO THE SAND.

THERE'S STILL THE LITTLE MATTER

OF THE CRAZY WEATHER AROUND THE WORLD.

HOW'S IT COMING, BREAKER?

JUST WATCH THE MONITOR.

I THINK I GOT IT.

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

Wild Bill: A SNOWSTORM!

YO, SNOW!

WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT.

NO, BUT WE DO OKAY.

[ BARKS ]