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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

USING A LASER CORE,

DESTRO ACTIVATES THE WEATHER DOMINATOR!

THE JOE TEAM REPELS A LIGHTENING ATTACK,

AND THE WEATHER DOMINATOR EXPLODES.

G.I. JOE MUST RECOVER THE THREE PARTS,

OR ALL IS LOST.

LADY JAYE, SHIPWRECK, AND GUNG-HO

LOSE THEIR PART OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR TO MAJOR BLUDD

AS AN EARTHQUAKE STRIKES.

AND NOW THE FOURTH EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

"THE REVENGE OF COBRA."

ONLY ONE CHANCE!

GREAT WORK, LADY JAYE.

YOU GOT IT WIRED,

BUT THE NEXT QUAKE IS GONNA TEAR THE PLACE APART.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

[ GRUNTING ]

STRETCHIN' A POINT!

THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR ME, LADY JAYE.

THAT WAS GREAT FOR ME.

I LOVE DANGER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

DOC, GIVE US SOME COVER,

AND I'LL SEND A UNIT AROUND THE BACK OF THE ISLAND

WHILE WE KEEP COBRA BUSY HERE.

CAN DO, CUTTER,

BUT WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

IF THESE READINGS ARE RIGHT,

THE FREAK WEATHER HAS CRACKED THE EARTH'S CRUST.

MOLTEN LAVA IS SEEPING UP INTO THE SEA WATER.

IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE SOON,

WE'LL BE BOILED LIKE CHICKENS IN A STEW POT!

THIS IS ONE CHICKEN WHO PLANS TO BE LONG GONE BEFORE THEN.

NOW LET'S HAVE THAT COVER!

ROGER!

THEY'RE MOVING OUT BEHIND THAT SMOKESCREEN!

WE MUST COUNTER THEIR COUNTERMOVE AT ONCE!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

DISPATCH A LANDING PARTY

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.

SOMETHING IS CAUSING THE TEMPERATURE

TO RISE DANGEROUSLY.

Zartan: EXACTLY AS I HAD HOPED.

COBRA AND G.I. JOE ARE INTENT ON OUTWITTING EACH OTHER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WILL NEVER EVEN NOTICE US.

[ FREEDOM SQUAWKS ]

Cutter: IT'S FREEDOM...

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO SPIRIT?

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SHOUTS ]

HYAH!

[ SPLASH ]

AAAH!

[ Straining ] THERE IS TOO LITTLE AIR

TO WASTE IT ON... POINTLESS COMBAT.

AGREED.

SOON WE WILL EITHER USE UP WHAT OXYGEN REMAINS,

OR THE SEA WILL RISE...

AND TAKE OUR LIVES.

WE MUST DWELL ON THIS.

Honda Lou: THEY SAY MISERY LOVES COMPANY,

BUT, ROADBLOCK, I'VE GOT MORE MISERY THAN I CAN HANDLE.

HOW AM I EVER GONNA GET MY TRUCKS BACK?

THAT'S SOMETHIN' WE'LL WORRY ABOUT LATER.

RIGHT NOW, I'D SAY WE GOT OTHER PROBLEMS ARISIN'.

[ RUMBLING ]

THAT'S A SIGHT MEAN ENOUGH

TO STAMPEDE A HERD OF GILA MONSTERS!

[ ENGINES TURN OVER ]

WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

IT AIN'T TOYLAND, BABE.

IN FACT, IT'S THE LAST PLACE I'D WANT TO BE CAUGHT DEAD IN.

AND I'M TALKIN' DEAD WITH A VERY BIG "D."

[ RUMBLING CONTINUES ]

MY ION CORRELATOR

STILL LIES SOMEWHERE ON THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN,

BUT MY HYDROMASTER HAS BEEN RECOVERED

FROM THE PALACE OF DOOM.

THAT PUTS THE STRUGGLE DECIDEDLY IN MY FAVOR.

AND I STILL RETAIN TWO OF THE ENEMY

FOR POTENTIAL BARGAINING PIECES.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

"I," DESTRO?

SURELY YOU MEAN "WE."

BECAUSE UNLESS WE RECOVER

ALL THREE PIECES OF OUR DOMINATOR

AND REASSEMBLE THEM BEFORE G.I. JOE,

ALL OF US WILL BE FINISHED!

[ LAUGHS ]

HOW WELL YOU PERCEIVE THE SITUATION,

MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LAUNCH

THE THIRD AND MOST DIFFICULT MISSION.

THEN YOU HAVE PREPARED THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT?

YES, COMMANDER.

WE MUST NOW MARSHAL OUR FORCES

TO WAGE THE ULTIMATE BATTLE ON THE ROOF OF THE WORLD.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

Storm Shadow: [ Straining ] I HAVE...

CONCENTRATED ON OUR... PREDICAMENT.

IT...

IS HOPELESS.

LISTEN TO ME.

THE RISING WATER MAY BE THE FORCE...THAT CAN SAVE US.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

THE WATER...FORCES THE AIR OUT.

SOMEWHERE NEAR THE SURFACE,

THIS AIR MUST ESCAPE.

THERE MUST BE A BLOWHOLE.

PERHAPS IT CAN HELP US TO ESCAPE, TOO.

YOUR THEORIZING IS TOO LATE.

WE SHALL SOON LEARN THE ETERNAL SECRET TOGETHER.

IF WE USE THE AIR HELD BENEATH THIS FRAGMENT,

WE MAY BE ABLE TO BREATHE.

NOW!

[ LASERS FIRING ]

YOU HAVE SAVED MY UNWORTHY LIFE.

THE WEATHER DOMINATOR SHALL BE YOURS.

WE SHALL MEET AGAIN.

[ SQUAWKS ]

THERE'S THE PIECE OF THE DOMINATOR,

AND ONLY ONE JOE TO WORRY ABOUT.

COBRA!

[ SQUAWKING ]

WHAT TROUBLES YOU, NOBLE FREEDOM?

AAAH! GET HIM OFF!

AAAH!

Zartan: WE'VE COME JUST IN TIME.

THE JOE WARRIOR SEEMS SURE TO LOSE,

UNLESS WE INTERVENE.

BUT WE WANT THE JOES TO LOSE, DON'T WE?

I MEAN, WE ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE, AIN'T WE?

WE ARE ON OUR SIDE FIRST AND FOREMOST,

AND WE STAND TO GAIN THE MOST

IF COBRA AND G.I. JOE

EACH POSSESS ONE FRAGMENT OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR.

COR, BLIMEY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SHALL.

BELIEVE ME, YOU SHALL UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING.

BUT FOR NOW, LET US EVEN THE SCORE.

[ SQUAWKS ]

SPIRIT!

I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!

WE MUST LEAVE AT ONCE!

I'VE GOT SPIRIT AND THE FRAGMENT.

WE'RE HEADIN' FOR THE CARRIER!

YO-O-O, JOE!

HOT TAMALES!

THE WHOLE ISLAND'S MELTIN'!

Cutter: LET'S GET OF HERE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

WITHDRAW!

WITHDRAW!

G.I. JOE HAS WON THIS ROUND,

BUT THE DECIDING RACE REMAINS,

AND WE SHALL TRIUMPH YET!

COBRA!

[ RUMBLING ]

Destro: OUR FINAL DESTINATION --

THE ROOF OF THE WORLD.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

THERE, MAJOR BLUDD!

THE LASER CORE ITSELF

LIES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS MOUNTAIN OF ICE.

WE SHALL RECOVER THE LASER CORE

BEFORE G.I. JOE KNOWS WE'RE HERE!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

[ WIND HOWLING ]

Snow Job: YO-O-O, JOE!

THE SENSOR READING PUTS THE LAST FRAGMENT

MILES INSIDE THE GLACIER, SNOW JOB.

ANY IDEAS FOR GETTING IT OUT?

SURE, AS SOON AS I GET US IN.

THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT MY GLACIER SLEDS.

CUTE.

BUT HOW DO YOU GO TOBOGGANING INSIDE A GLACIER?

THROUGH THE SLUICEWAYS --

ANCIENT TUNNELS FORMED BY HOT SPRINGS,

TRAPPED WITHIN THE GLACIER.

WHAT HAPPENS IF WE GET STUCK IN THERE?

YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO SEND OUT FOR ICE AGAIN.

LET'S GO FOR IT.

HEY, WHO'S GONNA RIDE WITH ME?!

GET A DATE SOME OTHER TIME.

THIS AIN'T THE TUNNEL OF LOVE.

[ WIND HOWLING ]

FASTER, YOU LOUTS!

WE MUST REACH THE SECRET CREVICE

IF WE ARE TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF SURPRISE!

BLIMEY, ZARTAN [BREATHES HEAVILY]

WHY CAN'T WE JUST COME IN BY CHOPPER?

ME RUNNY NOSE IS FROZE!

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY IN THIS WEATHER!

TOO DANGEROUS? AAH!

CAREFUL, YOU FOOL!

ONE MISSTEP, AND WE'LL ALL BE BURIED FOREVER

IN A TOMB OF ETERNAL ICE!

ONWARD! ONWARD!

ZARTAN AND HIS DREADNOKS!

WHY ARE THEY MAKING A PRIVATE ASSAULT ON THE GLACIER?

DESTRO!

BARONESS CALLING DESTRO!

PLEASE COME IN!

CURSED WEATHER!

ANY MOMENT NOW, WE SHALL REACH THE ICY PLATEAU

WHICH LEADS TO THE LASER CORE.

STAND BY!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

INCREASE SPEED!

THE PLATEAU IS JUST BELOW!

THE SECRET CREVICE AT LAST!

AHEAD LIES OUR SHORTCUT TO THE CRATER AND VICTORY.

AHH!

THE ARCTIC SUN!

IT WILL LOOSEN THE ICE CRAGS

THAT FORM THE RIDGE OF THE CRATER.

WE ARE NOW IN A RACE,

NOT ONLY AGAINST COBRA AND G. I. JOE,

BUT AGAINST THE DANGER OF AVALANCHE.

[ RUMBLING ]

[ WARBLING ]

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

WE EACH HAVE ONE PIECE OF THE WEATHER-CONTROL DEVICE.

WHOEVER GETS THAT LASER CORE GETS THE UPPER HAND.

TRAMPLE G.I. JOE, YOU FOOLS!

CRUSH THEM!

DEMOLISH THEM, I SAY!

[ THUD, ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

COMMANDER...

WE HEARD THE DISTURBANCE AND --

YOUR SCREEN!

DEFECTIVE EQUIPMENT!

I WANT THE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF COMMUNICATIONS MAINTENANCE

DISCIPLINED AT ONCE!

B-B-B-BUT, UH, COMMANDER!

GET OUT, ALL OF YOU. I WISH TO PLAN IN PRIVATE.

OUT!

DUNDERHEADS! IMBECILES!

WHY ARE GREAT MEN ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY LESSER BEINGS?!

I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION, FOOL.

HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

GUA-- OHH!

THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, SUCKER.

NOW SHUT UP.

GET THE INTRUDERS!

SPLITTIN' TIME, LITTLE BUDDY!

♪ OH, HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

♪ WHEREVER THERE IS TROUBLE

♪ G.I. JOE IS HERE

[ LASERS FIRING ]

I DO BELIEVE I PRESSED THE RIGHT BUTTON, ROADBLOCK.

[ Chuckling ] I BELIEVE SO, TOO, HONDA LOU.

NOW, WE CAN CUT OUT OF THIS SNAKE MOTEL AND...

TAKE THEM FROM BEHIND!

THESE ARROGANT INTRUDERS HAVE DARED TO SHAME ME

IN THE SACRED CONFINES OF MY OWN HEADQUARTERS!

TAKE THEM TO THE ARENA OF SPORT.

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

DUKE! SNAKE EYES!

ALIVE!

MAN, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

AND YOU'RE OKAY!

DON'T COUNT ON IT STAYING THAT WAY FOR LONG, ROADBLOCK.

NOT THE BEST WAY TO MEET, UH...

HONDA LOU.

HONDA LOU, IT'S A PLEASURE.

Cobra Commander: SICKENING, SENTIMENTAL DRIVEL.

END GAME PROGRAM, AND BE DONE WITH THEM!

THEN END GAME IT SHALL BE.

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

IF THIS IS LIKE THE OTHER GAME,

DON'T COUNT ON HAVING FUN.

[ ROBOTIC ROARING ]

THE LASER CORE!

COBRA!

Cobra Commander: GO, DESTRO!

WRONG, SLEAZO!

AAAH!

COME TO PAPA.

THE WEATHER HAS CLEARED AT LAST.

COBRA!

WE ARE EVEN NOW.

HMM.

WHEN NEXT WE MEET...

WE MEET AS ENEMIES.

QUICKLY!

I CAN PICK OFF THE PLACE WHERE HE'S STANDIN' AND --

WE CAN'T RISK AN AVALANCHE.

THE CRUCIAL, FINAL FRAGMENT OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR,

THE LASER CORE ITSELF,

IS NOW ENTIRELY IN MY POSSESSION --

A PRIZE WHICH I OFFER TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

G.I. JOE?

COBRA?

THE WORLD BELONGS TO ONE OF YOU --

THE ONE WITH THE GREATEST BANK ACCOUNT!

JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER HEROICS IN MIND,

LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH THIS.

YOU SHALL SOON SEE WHAT DEVELOPS.

USE THE BARONESS' WING FOR EVACUATION AT ONCE!

COBRA!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, ON THE DOUBLE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

FLINT, LOOK OUT!

THE WALL OF THE CRATER!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE, BOTH G.I. JOE AND COBRA

TRACK DOWN ZARTAN IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK OF TERROR.

STORM SHADOW INFILTRATES G.I. JOE HEADQUARTERS,

AND COBRA AND G.I. JOE CLASH IN THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

ALL IN THE NEXT AND FINAL EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."