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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

USING A LASER CORE STOLEN FROM G.I. JOE,

DESTRO ACTIVATES THE WEATHER DOMINATOR

WHICH CONTROLS THE FORCES OF NATURE ITSELF.

COBRA COMMANDER TARGETS

WASHINGTON, D.C. FOR DESTRUCTION,

BUT THE JOE TEAM REPELS

THE LIGHTNING ATTACK WITH ENERGY MIRRORS,

AND THE WEATHER DOMINATOR EXPLODES INTO THREE PARTS.

G.I. JOE MUST RECOVER THE PARTS BEFORE COBRA OR ALL IS LOST.

FLINT AND MUTT SET SAIL WITH SHIPWRECK,

BUT MUTT IS THROWN OVERBOARD BY A SUFFOCATING SANDSTORM,

AS WE BEGIN OUR THIRD EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."

MUTT!

YOU CAN'T SAVE HIM IN THIS STORM!

I'VE GOT TO TRY!

HERE.

TAKE THIS!

MUTT!

MUTT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

[ SIGHS ]

I GOT SAND IN MY SHOE.

COME ON!

WE'VE GOT TO FIND SOME WAY TO OUTLAST THIS STORM.

THE SAND WILL TEAR US TO PIECES

UNLESS WE GET UNDER THIS SAIL!

HEY, A SAND IGLOO.

MAYBE WE'LL MAKE IT AFTER ALL.

Flint: THE STORM'S PASSING.

Shipwreck: THEN LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD!

THRUSTERS ON!

AVAST, YA SANDLUBBERS, WE'RE FREE!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

THE WEATHER DOMINATOR HAS BROKEN INTO ITS THREE COMPONENT PARTS,

EACH OF WHICH HAS FALLEN

INTO A REMOTE AND DANGEROUS PART OF THE EARTH.

THE ION CORRELATOR

NOW LIES SOMEWHERE ON THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

YOU, ZARTAN, AND, YOU, BARONESS, SHALL LEAD THE SEARCH THERE.

ASSEMBLE YOUR TROOPS AND LEAVE AT ONCE.

Baroness: COBRA!

YEE-HOO!

THERE SHE IS, PARDNERS, THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

HEY, HOW'S IT LOOK FROM SEASIDE, 'PEDO?

REALLY BAD, MAN. REALLY BAD.

AND JUST TO KEEP US FROM GETTIN' BORED,

HERE COME THE SERPENTS YOU LOVE TO HATE.

G.I. JOE IS HERE!

WE MUST RECOVER THE PIECE OF DESTRO'S WEATHER DOMINATOR

BEFORE THEY DO!

COBRA-A-A-A!

YO-O-O, JOE!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

THE SECOND PIECE OF COBRA'S WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE

CAME DOWN HERE...

THE PALACE OF DOOM.

MAJOR BLUDD?

YES, COMMANDER?

YOU WILL RETRIEVE THE HYDROMASTER,

THE SECOND COMPONENT OF THE WEATHER DOMINATOR.

COBRA!

AND WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD FRAGMENT, COBRA COMMANDER,

THE LASER CORE ITSELF?

WE MUST PREPARE WELL FOR ITS RECOVERY, DESTRO.

WHOEVER RECOVERS THE PIECES OF THE DOMINATOR

AND REASSEMBLES THEM FIRST

WILL CONTROL THE FATE OF EARTH.

IT MUST BE US!

WE'VE GOT TO PUT THEIR WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE BACK TOGETHER

SO WE CAN STOP THIS.

Gung-ho: THE WHOLE COTTON-PICKIN' PLANET'S

GONE APE!

LADY JAYE,

YOU'LL LEAD THE ASSAULT ON THE PALACE OF DOOM, AND --

[ ALARM BLARES ] -COMPUTER UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY.

INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.

THEY'RE COMIN' IN THE SUPPLY DOOR!

[ BLARING CONTINUES ]

FLINT, WHERE YA BEEN?

HEY, JUNKYARD.

GOOD BOY!

MUTT, YOU OLD CATTLE-CLEANER!

WELCOME HOME!

WE ALL KEPT HOPING YOU'D MAKE IT BACK, FLINT.

WELL, THAT MEANS A LOT,

KNOWING YOUR BUDDIES MISS YOU, I MEAN.

UH, SHE'S YOUR BUDDY?

[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS SHIPWRECK.

AND HE SAVED OUR NECKS, LADY JAYE.

I'D RATHER SAVE YOURS.

THANKS, BUT WE'VE GOT A WORLD TO SAVE FIRST.

YO-O-O, JOE!

MIND IF I JOIN UP?

LIKE THE SAYING GOES, TWO'S COMPANY, BUT THREE'S A REGIMENT.

[ GROWLING ]

NICE KITTY.

BE GOOD, AND ROADBLOCK WILL SHOW YOU

WHERE TO FIND SOME GIANT MICE.

CATS CAN CLIMB,

BUT THEY CAN'T FLY!

THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.

[ WOMAN GRUNTING ]

I HEARD YOU, AND WHEN I SEE YOU, YOU'D BETTER BE FRIENDLY.

WELL, ANYBODY ALL TIED UP IN A COBRA TRUCK

HAS GOT TO BE MY KIND OF MAN.

COBRA TRUCK, MY HUSH PUPPIES.

THESE ARE MY TRUCKS, MISTER.

EVERY ONE OF 'EM LOADED AND PAID FOR

BY YOURS TRULY, HONDA LOU WEST,

PRESIDENT AND MANAGER OF WILD WEST HAULIN'.

YOU'RE A GIRL.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU FIGURED THAT OUT SO FAST,

YOU MUST BE A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

LOOK, ALL I GOT FROM YOU IS A TRUCKIN' COMMERCIAL

AND A LOT OF SASS.

NOW, WHAT ABOUT SOME THANKS FOR UNTYIN' YOUR ROPES?

THANKS FOR WHAT?

I'M STILL A PRISONER,

AND COBRA'S STILL GOT MY TRUCKS,

FULL OF FINEST VITTLES YOU EVER DID SEE.

A TRUCK FULL OF GOOD EATS, HUH?

WHAT'S IT TO YOU, JACK?

I'M HUNGRY, I'M A GOURMET CHEF,

AND THE NAME'S NOT JACK.

IT'S ROADBLOCK. I'M WITH G.I. JOE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY!

I...

G.I. JOE?

MR. ROADBLOCK, GOURMET CHEF, GET READY TO CHOW DOWN.

I DO BELIEVE THIS IS GONNA MARK THE BEGINNING

OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

USE EXTREME CAUTION IN LANDING ON THE REEF!

THAT CORAL IS RAZOR-SHARP AND HARD AS STEEL!

NOW HE TELLS ME.

LOOK OUT, OR SOMETHIN'!

JUST LOOK OUT!

BLAST THEM OFF THE REEF, YOU FOOLS!

MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

ATTACK! ATTACK!

ATTACK!

NO NEED TO FEAR WHAT THE LADY CAN'T STEER!

YEE-HOO!

[ LAUGHS ]

BULL'S-EYE!

THAT'S SHOWIN' HER, BILL!

YO, JOE!

WAY TO GO, GUYS!

NOW, LET'S DIG IN AND GET A DETAIL STARTED FOR THE ISLAND!

SECURE YOUR POSITIONS, PRONTO!

HE-E-E-E-RE'S COBRA!

[ BEEPING ]

WOW! COBRA'S CUT A CHANNEL THROUGH THE REEF!

WE'LL BEAT 'EM TO IT!

YO, JOE!

COBRA-A-A-A-A!

LOOK OUT FOR THAT WHIRLPOOL!

HANG ON!

AAH!

COBRA COMPANY, HALT!

THE SCANNER INDICATES THE FRAGMENT WE WANT

IS INSIDE THAT LARGE STRUCTURE...THERE.

LEGEND MAY CALL IT THE PALACE OF DOOM,

BUT I CALL IT A SIMPLE MILITARY OBJECTIVE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Recondo: STAY CLOSE TO ME, MEN.

AND REMEMBER, FROM HERE ON, SILENCE.

READY, FLINT?

READY, RECONDO.

YO, JOE!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

YO, JOE!

I'M CAUGHT IN A PINCERS MOVEMENT!

SEND IN SUPPORT.

COBRA!

Lady Jaye: THEIR ROBOTS ARE MOVING INTO THE CITY

AHEAD OF US.

I THINK A SMALL TEAM COULD SLIP THROUGH THIS FIREFIGHT

AND BEAT THEM TO THE WEATHER CONTROL FRAGMENT.

HOW SMALL A TEAM DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?

YOURS TRULY, SHIPWRECK, AND GUNG-HO.

GUNG-HO?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAY BACK AT HEADQUARTERS.

Gung-ho: WHAT? AND MISS A FIGHT?

OKAY, GO FOR IT!

RELEASE PAC/RATS NOW!

DON'T LET ANY OF THOSE ROBOTS GET INTO THE TEMPLE!

WOW.

I THINK I SAW THIS PLACE ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW."

Lady Jaye: LOOK, THERE IT IS.

THE WEATHER FRAGMENT.

[ GROWLS ]

Cutter: THE WHIRLPOOL'S TOO STRONG FOR OUR ENGINES!

THE SHIP'S BREAKING UP!

HANG TIGHT, CUTTER, BABY. I JUST GOT A MEAN IDEA.

THEY DON'T CALL ME TORPEDO FOR NOTHIN'!

YO, JOE!

HIT THE DECK!

Wild Bill: YEE-HOO!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PLUMB UNHAPPY LANDIN'!

Cutter: WE'RE STALEMATED!

TORPEDO, YOU GOT ANY MORE MEAN IDEAS?

Torpedo: NEGATORY, GOOD BUDDY.

FREEDOM AND I WILL GO TO THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

I'M TEMPTED TO LET YOU TRY IT, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

POSSIBILITY AND IMPOSSIBILITY ARE STATES OF MIND.

IN MY MIND, THERE IS ONLY THE POSSIBLE.

FIRE SEA SLED!

GOOD LUCK, SPIRIT.

WE MUST GET PAST THEM AND REACH THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

ZARTAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

I order you to respond to my orders!

Zartan, answer me at once!

AIN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER THE LADY, ZARTAN?

WHEN IT SERVES MY PURPOSE...

AND NOT BEFORE.

[ GROWLS ]

AVAST, MATES. TROUBLE TOPSIDE!

SUFFERIN' SEAWEED.

I DON'T THINK HE'S TOO CRAZY ABOUT VISITORS.

NOW WE'LL CLEAR OUT THE JOE TEAM

AND CLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!

DESTROY AND RETRIEVE!

[ ROARS ]

[ GROWLS ]

WE'RE TRAPPED, AND HE'S REALLY MAD.

[ GROWLS ]

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. AT LEAST HE'S NOT WEARIN' SHOES.

[ ROARS ]

THIS COULD BE OUR ONLY CHANCE.

LET'S GO FOR IT!

[ CRIES ]

FREEDOM, SO MUCH ANGUISH OVER A PIECE OF WRECKAGE.

I FEEL ANOTHER PRESENCE.

THAT PRESENCE FEELS YOU, AS WELL.

COBRA-A-A-A!

-AAH! -AAH!

[ CRIES ]

FLINT, GET SET TO SCRAMBLE AND RAMBLE!

WHAT IS IT, TRIPWIRE?

MY DETECTION DEVICE

HAS PICKED UP A MUCHO EARTHQUAKE ROLLING OUR WAY.

MUST HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED BY THE FREAK WEATHER

AROUND THE WORLD.

OH, GREAT.

AND LADY JAYE AND THE GUYS STILL INSIDE THE PALACE OF DOOM.

Shipwreck: KEEP MOVIN'.

MAYBE THEY'LL FORGET ABOUT US.

SCRATCH THE FORGET PART.

[ RUMBLING ]

NOW I KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS HATED ABOUT DRY LAND --

NO PLACE TO DIVE!

RETREAT!

WE MUST SAVE OURSELVES!

JUMP IT, LADY JAYE! TIME'S RUNNIN' OUT!

GUNG-HO, YOU'RE A HANDY GUY TO HAVE AROUND.

COBRA-A-A-A!

FLINT, GET US OUT OF THIS!

COME ON! NOW!

THIS PLACE IS SHAKING LIKE A 10-CENT MILKSHAKE!

WE LOST THE FRAGMENT!

WE'LL GET IT BACK! NO TIME NOW!

[ ROARS ]

-AAH! -AAH!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

SPIRIT AND STORM SHADOW CONTINUE THEIR FIGHT

OVER THE WEATHER DOMINATOR.

ROADBLOCK AND HONDA LOU KIDNAP THE COBRA COMMANDER

IN HIS OWN TEMPLE.

ZARTAN REVEALS HIS DANGEROUS PLAN OF TREACHERY.

AND G.I. JOE AND COBRA BATTLE FOR THE RECOVERY

OF THE LASER CORE ON THE ROOF OF THE WORLD,

ALL IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."