Original subtitles

YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

IN A DARING SNEAK ATTACK,

COBRA STEALS A POWERFUL LASER CORE FROM G.I. JOE

AND CAPTURES DUKE AND SNAKE EYES.

GUNG-HO COUNTERATTACKS AND CAPTURES THE COBRA COMMANDER,

TAKING HIM TO BLACKWATER PRISON FOR INTERROGATION.

BUT ZARTAN, THE EVIL MASTER OF DISGUISE,

WITH THE HELP OF THE DREADNOKS AND THE BARONESS,

OUTWITS PRISON SECURITY AND FREES THE COBRA COMMANDER.

USING THE STOLEN LASER CORE,

DESTRO ACTIVATES AN INCREDIBLE WEAPON

WHICH CONTROLS THE FORCES OF NATURE ITSELF.

AND WITH THIS WEATHER DOMINATOR,

HE DRIVES FLINT, ROADBLOCK, AND MUTT INTO THE PIT OF CHAOS

AND THREATENS TO DESTROY THE NATIONS OF THE WORLD

UNLESS THEY SURRENDER TO COBRA.

AND FLINT, SEARCHING FOR HIS BUDDIES,

IS SUDDENLY ATTACKED BY DESTRO'S STRANGLER VINES,

AS WE BEGIN OUR SECOND EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."

Flint: ROADBLOCK!

FLINT!

GET BACK, YOU PREDATORY VEGETABLE!

MAN, AM I GLAD TO FIND A FRIENDLY FACE

IN THIS HOMICIDAL SALAD BOWL.

NOTHING STOPS THEM, ROADBLOCK.

IF WE QUIT, THEY WIN.

THEN WE BETTER NOT POOP OUT.

LET GO O' MY LEG, SUCKER!

ROADBLOCK, SOMETHING'S KILLING THOSE VINES OVER THERE.

SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PLACE TO VISIT.

Mutt: YO, JOE, GUYS!

JUNKYARD AND I TURNED ON THE JETS

FROM OUR WRECKED SkyStriker.

THESE VINES DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

GOOD. WE MIGHT JUST HAVE ENOUGH TIME.

TIME TO DO WHAT?

TO USE THESE PARTS TO GET US OUT OF HERE.

NOW YOU TALKIN', BABY. LET'S DO IT!

[ BARKS ]

Cobra Commander: WELCOME TO THE COBRA ARENA OF SPORT.

[ LAUGHS ]

I CAN SEE YOU'RE BOTH EAGER TO PROVIDE US WITH AMUSEMENT.

[ LAUGHS ]

GENTLEMEN, I ASSURE YOU,

THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST BATTLE.

I'VE PROGRAMMED MY NEURAL CONTROLLERS

TO FORCE YOU TO FIGHT TO THE FINISH.

BEGIN!

SNAKE EYES, IF WE CONCENTRATE,

WE CAN RESIST THE CONTROLLERS.

Cobra Commander: LET'S HOPE THEY FIGHT IT OUT QUICKLY.

I AM EAGER TO SHOW THE WORLD MORE OF THE TERROR THAT AWAITS

IF IT DEFIES ME!

THEN YOU'VE CHOSEN OUR NEXT TARGET FOR DESTRUCTION.

YES.

THE AMERICAN CAPITAL.

EXCELLENT.

THEY'RE GOING TO HIT WASHINGTON, D.C.

WE'VE GOT TO GET WORD TO JOE HEADQUARTERS.

THERE'S ENOUGH PURE ENERGY IN THIS BOARD

TO BEAM A MESSAGE TO MARS.

BUT HOW DO WE TAP INTO IT?

YOUR UTILITY-BELT COMMUNICATOR.

ALL WE NEED IS AN ANTENNA.

GOOD THINKING.

Destro: GUARDS!

STOP THEM BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!

[ WARBLED TAPPING ]

IT'S SNAKE EYES.

HE'S USING JOE CODE ULTRA.

NEXT TARGET, COBRA DESTRUCTION, WASHINGTON.

LUCK, DUKE AND SNAKE.

THE MESSAGE STOPS THERE.

IT'S ENOUGH.

NOW WE KNOW WHERE TO MAKE OUR STAND.

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

THEY SENT OUT A MESSAGE. I'M SURE OF IT.

G.I. JOE WILL KNOW OUR TARGET.

SO MUCH THE BETTER.

THEIR HELPLESSNESS IN THE FACE OF MY POWER

WILL SURELY BREAK THEIR SPIRIT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THE EVACUATION IS PROCEEDING, SCARLETT,

BUT THERE'S STILL NO WAY OF KNOWING HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE.

WELL, LET'S HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH TO WORK OUT

SOME DEFENSE AGAINST COBRA'S WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE, COLONEL.

GOOD LUCK, SCARLETT.

SCARLETT, THAT DEFENSE YOU WERE JUST TALKIN' ABOUT --

DOC'S GOT IT.

ONLY MAYBE, CLUTCH.

I GUESS YOU MIGHT CALL IT AN ENERGY MIRROR.

[ CHUCKLES ] THE MIRROR PART'S WORKIN' FINE, DOC.

I NEED A SHAVE.

IF IT WORKS, IT'LL ABSORB, REFLECT, AND REDIRECT ENERGY,

LIKE THE ENERGY TRANSMITTED BY COBRA'S WEATHER MACHINE.

BLOWTORCH, LET'S TEST IT OUT.

DOC, YOU SURE ABOUT THIS BIT?

NO, BUT DON'T WORRY.

I'M WEARING MY ASBESTOS UNDERWEAR.

NOW HIT IT.

THAT WAS THE ABSORPTION PHASE.

NOW, LET'S REFLECT...

...AND REDIRECT.

Breaker: IT WORKS!

Sparks: DOC, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

Scarlett: FANTASTIC!

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

IF WE CAN GET THESE ENERGY MIRRORS TO WASHINGTON IN TIME,

WE JUST MIGHT GIVE COBRA A TASTE OF ITS OWN REPTILE MEDICINE.

LET'S MOVE 'EM OUT!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

I SCROUNGED EVERY BIT OF FUEL FROM THOSE ENGINES.

SO WHEN THEY RUN DRY, WE'D BETTER HIT SKY,

OR IT IS GOODBYE FOREVER.

[ CLICK ]

IT'S TOO WET TO KICK OVER.

[ BARKING, GROWLING ]

[ CLICK ]

[ SPUTTERING ]

[ CLICK ]

Flint: CONTACT.

HANG ON, ROADBLOCK. WE'RE LIFTIN' OFF!

THE VINES WILL PULL ME DOWN AND YOU WITH ME!

NO, THEY WON'T!

GIVE ME YOUR HAND, AND WE'LL PULL OUR WAY CLEAR.

I'M GIVING IT MAXIMUM FUEL, BUT IT'S A STANDOFF.

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT WITH ME ON BOARD!

I'LL FIGHT MY WAY OUT!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -ROADBLOCK!

IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN SUPER CELERY TO FINISH HIM OFF...

I HOPE.

THE SHIP'S COMING APART. HOLD TIGHT.

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE SPOTTED.

[ THUD ]

HALT, OR I'LL FIRE!

[ BARKS ]

REAL THOUGHTFUL OF THOSE JOKERS

TO LEAVE THEIR JEEP PARKED WITH THE KEYS IN IT.

[ JUNKYARD BARKING ]

Destro: I PROTEST!

I PROTEST MOST STRONGLY, MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER!

USING THE FULL POWER OF THE LASER CORE ON WASHINGTON

COULD LEAVE US VULNERABLE TO COUNTERATTACK.

NONSENSE.

THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR G.I. JOE

TO RESIST THE WEATHER DOMINATOR.

I WILL NOT HAVE MY OPINIONS QUESTIONED

BY A PENNY-ANTE QUICK-CHANGE ARTIST!

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO WITH WASHINGTON, DESTRO?

PEPPER IT WITH SPITBALLS?

NO, BUT USING NOTHING BUT LIGHTNING COULD B--

GIVE ME NO BUTS!

LOWER THE DOMINATOR!

OH, DON'T SULK, DESTRO.

I'LL THROW IN A TORNADO BEFORE THE FINAL LIGHTNING STRIKE.

A BRILLIANT PLAN, LEADER.

NATURALLY. I MADE IT, DIDN'T I?

NO, NOT SUNLIGHT!

Destro: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HELLO, SUNSHINE, WHAT IS NEW?

GOODBYE, SNAKE VINES. YOU ARE THROUGH!

ALL RIGHT.

NOW LET'S GET OUT OF THIS HOLE AND START TO ROLL.

Cobra Commander: SUPERB.

FIRST, DESTRO, THE TORNADO!

BLAST THEM, DESTRO, BLAST THEM!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

HURRY!

WE'VE GOT TO GET THOSE ENERGY MIRRORS IN PLACE

BEFORE COBRA DESTROYS THE CITY!

-YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE! -YO, JOE!

HOLD DOWN THOSE ENERGY MIRRORS!

[ SHATTERING ]

OH, NO! GIANT HAILSTONES!

GUNG-HO, WE'RE TAKING A POUNDING!

SAME HERE!

IF YOU'VE GOT ANY LUCKY HORSESHOES,

THROW 'EM THIS WAY FAST!

Cobra Commander: WE'VE GOT THEM!

G.I. JOE AND WASHINGTON ARE LOST!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND A WAY TO GET BACK TO BASE.

[ THUDDING ]

[ DOOR CLOSES, OPENS ]

[ GROANS ]

I BET THE CUISINE IS FABULOUS.

[ UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

[ DOG GROWLING ]

NICE BUNCH OF WEAPONS YOU GOT.

JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR.

[ GROWLING ]

MUTT, VISITORS.

JUST HAND OVER YOUR WEAPONS AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

COULD YOU HEAR WHAT THE MAN SAID?

WOULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP? IT'S NOISY IN HERE.

I SAID, GIVE US YOUR WEAP--

[ GROWLING ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ YELPING ]

ANYBODY ELSE HAVE A PROBLEM?

YOU, UH, DON'T LIVE AROUND HERE, DO YA?

DON'T BE SO NERVOUS. I'M NOT WITH COBRA.

THEN WHO ARE YOU WITH?

I'M WITH MYSELF, AND ANYBODY WHO CAN PAY MY PRICE.

THE NAME'S SHIPWRECK.

WHY WOULD THAT INTEREST US?

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY NUMBER ONE

ON COBRA'S SWEETHEART PARADE.

NOW, YOU WANNA PAY MY FEE AND GET OUT OF HERE,

OR HANG AROUND AND PRAY FOR URBAN RENEWAL?

[ BARKS ]

WE WERE WONDERING IF WE COULD TRUST YOU,

BUT JUNKYARD SAYS YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

THANKS, SWABBY.

OUR ENEMIES CONTINUE TO SURVIVE, COBRA COMMANDER.

THAT WILL STOP THIS INSTANT.

DESTRO, USE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LASER CORE

TO MAKE LIGHTNING AT ONCE!

IT IS TOO DANGEROUS, COMMANDER.

THERE COULD BE DIRE CONSEQUENCES.

THERE WILL BE DIRE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU

IF YOU DO NOT OBEY MY ORDERS!

THE LIGHTNING, DESTRO!

NOW!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HOLY TOLEDO, CLEVELAND, AND CINCINNATI!

HERE COMES THE GRANDDADDY OF ALL LIGHTNING BOLTS!

ENERGY MIRROR'S READY.

COORDINATE GROUND DEFENSE, NOW!

ROGER, G.H.

THE REDIRECTION MIRROR IS IN POSITION!

NOW, REDIRECT THE ENERGY FLOW!

YO, JOE!

IT'S WORKIN' NOW, MAN! IT'S WORKIN'!

YO, JOE!

SPEAK UP, DESTRO! I WANT A REPORT OF MY TRIUMPH!

MY REPORT IS...LOOK OUT!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

I JUST GOT A FLASH FROM HEADQUARTERS.

COBRA'S WEATHER CONTROL GIZMO SHOT INTO ORBIT

AND CAME DOWN IN THREE PIECES.

AND IT'S STARTED A CHAIN REACTION OF CRAZY WEATHER

ALL OVER THE WORLD!

THEN WE'VE GOT TO GET THOSE PIECES BACK TOGETHER,

OR THE SUN MAY NEVER SHINE ON EARTH AGAIN!

YO, JOE!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

THE ONE THING COBRA'S SENSORS CAN'T PICK UP

IS WIND POWER.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CAST OFF.

THE OCEAN OF THE SUN, MATES.

Mutt: MAN, WE'RE REALLY TRAVELIN'.

WITH A LITTLE SEAFARING LUCK, WE'LL HAVE A VERY BORING VOYAGE.

NO DANGER OF THAT. LOOK!

Shipwreck: A SANDSTORM! BATTEN THE HATCHES!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

BUT I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF IT.

GET YOUR SEA LEGS UNDER YA, MATES,

AND LASH YOURSELVES TO THE SUPERSTRUCTURE!

WATCH OUT!

[ CRACKING ]

MAN OVERBOARD!

MUTT, WHERE ARE YOU?

[ CHOKING ]

MUTT!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

ROADBLOCK FINDS AN UNEXPECTED FRIEND.

I HEARD YOU, AND WHEN I SEE YOU, YOU BETTER BE FRIENDLY.

ANYBODY TIED UP IN A COBRA TRUCK HAS GOT TO BE MY KIND OF MAN.

COBRA TRUCK, MY HUSH PUPPIES.

SPIRIT FIGHTS A DANGEROUS ENEMY.

AAH!

COBRA!

COBRA FORCES ATTACK JOE

ON THE STORMY SEAS SURROUNDING THE ISLAND OF NO RETURN.

YEE-HOO!

AND THE BATTLE RAGES ON

IN THE CONFINES OF THE ANCIENT PALACE OF DOOM.

ALL IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."