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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Duke: YO-O-O, JOE!

CONVOY, GO!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

NO SIGN OF COBRA.

HOW DOES IT LOOK FROM GROUND LEVEL, SCARLETT?

CLEAR HERE, DUKE,

BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT'LL STAY THAT WAY.

ME NEITHER.

THE LASER CORE FOR OUR CANNON

IS JUST THE KIND OF HARDWARE

TO MAKE OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD REPTILES

HISS WITH ENVY.

[ BARKING ]

WHAT'S THE SITUATION ON YOUR SIDE, FLINT?

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

BUT THINGS COULD STILL GET HAIRY

BETWEEN HERE AND HEADQUARTERS.

REMEMBER, A COBRA'S A SNAKE,

AND "SNAKE" IS "SNEAK" SPELLED SIDEWAYS.

WE SHALL SEE HOW G.I. JOE LIKES THE BITE OF A SNEAK'S FANGS.

COBRA!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

[ LASER FIRE ]

IT'S COBRA!

YO-O-O, JOE!

COBRA!

-COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA! -COBRA!

Scarlett: THEY'RE TRYING TO BLOCK THE ROAD!

LET'S TAKE 'EM OUT!

A LITTLE AIR SUPPORT FOR THE LADY, BOYS!

KEEP THE CONVOY ROLLIN'!

SCRAP IRON, NOW!

FIREFLY, STRIKE!

THEY CUT US OFF!

CIRCLE AROUND TO PROTECT THE CANNON!

GO!

WE'RE TOO LATE.

THEY'RE AFTER THE LASER CORE.

REQUEST BACKUP, ON THE DOUBLE!

YO-O-O, JOE!

I DON'T ENJOY YOUR COMPANY,

BUT YOU SURE GET A KICK OUT OF ME!

WAY TO GO, SNAKE EYES!

GET THAT LASER CORE AWAY FROM THOSE FOOLS!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING MEN,

SO FIGHT ON WITHOUT FEAR!

FIGHT!

YOU WERE SAYIN' SOMETHIN'

ABOUT FIGHTING FEARLESSLY, RUST BREATH?

YOU MAY HAVE HURT ME TEMPORARILY,

BUT I ALSO HAVE YOU.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THEY NAILED DUKE AND SNAKE EYES!

LOOKS LIKE I'M IN CHARGE NOW.

GUNG-HO, SHORT FUZE, BREAKER, FORM A GUARD DETAIL

AND TAKE THE COBRA COMMANDER TO BLACKWATER PRISON

FOR SAFE KEEPING.

THAT'S ONE PLACE NOBODY CRACKS OUT OF, BUMPER FACE.

AS FOR THE REST OF US,

LET'S BRING BACK OUR BUDDIES AND THAT LASER CORE.

DO YOU READ ME?

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

DUKE AND SNAKE EYES, JUST YOU WAIT.

WE'RE GONNA CHOP COBRA UP FOR BAIT!

THEY'RE BRINGING THE COBRA COMMANDER IN FOR QUESTIONING.

MODIFY COURSE AT ONCE!

COME ABOUT!

THEY'RE GONNA RAM US!

TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!

[ LAUGHTER ]

AW, LOOK AT THE LOVELY MONKEYS WE BAGGED.

DON'T LOOK LIKE MONKEYS TO ME, TORCH.

THEY LOOK LIKE TROUT

JUST BEFORE YOU POP 'EM IN THE FRYIN' PAN AND EAT 'EM.

[ LAUGHS ] TROUT, THAT'S A GOOD ONE, THAT IS, BUZZER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LET'S PUT THESE POOR FISH OUT OF THEIR MISERY.

GET BACK, YOU ROWDY LOT OF VAGABONDS.

YOU WILL DO AS I SAY IF YOU WANT GOLD.

OH, WE'LL OBEY, ZARTAN.

YOU HAVE OUR COMPLETE ATTENTION.

GOLD! LOVELY. [ LAUGHS ]

WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN, COLONEL SHARP.

WHILE G.I. JOE AND COBRA BATTLE FOR THE LAND,

I, ZARTAN, RULE THE SWAMP.

LET ME LOOK AT YOU, MY DEAR COLONEL.

MY, WHAT A MEMORABLE FACE YOU HAVE.

I'M SURE YOU'RE A BIG HIT ON HALLOWEEN, ZARTAN.

BUT IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN A FALSE FACE TO FOOL MY PEOPLE.

THANK YOU, COLONEL SHARP.

[ As Colonel Sharp ] YOUR VOICE WAS THE ONLY THING MISSING.

NOW, LET'S PAY A VISIT TO BLACKWATER PRISON.

I'M SURE THE COBRA COMMANDER WILL BE DELIGHTED TO SEE US.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

Lady Jane: HANG ON, DUKE. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.

Flint: YO-O-O, JOE!

Destro: [ LAUGHS ]

EXCELLENT.

EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

STORM SHADOW, RAISE THE TEMPLE.

[ RUMBLING ]

SOON, FLINT AND THE OTHER JOES

WILL PASS DIRECTLY OVER THE PIT OF CHAOS,

AND THERE THEY WILL LEARN THE FOLLY OF PURSUIT.

WITH MY NEW INVENTION -- THE WEATHER DOMINATOR --

I SHALL DESTROY G.I. JOE

WITH THE IRRESISTIBLE POWER OF NATURE ITSELF!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

LET THEM COME.

LET THEM COME!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Warden: FINE WORK. FINE WORK, GUNG-HO.

YOU AND YOUR MEN MAY LEAVE THE PRISONER

WITH ME AND DR. CASSALS.

YES, I CAN'T WAIT TO BEGIN HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION

FOR THE PAROLE BOARD.

MAN, WE JUST BROUGHT THIS CREEP IN!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PAROLE"?

NO PURPOSE WOULD BE SERVED BY KEEPING HIM IN JAIL

WHEN AND IF HE REFORMS, YOUNG MAN.

YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS,

WOULD YOU, MUSCLE HEAD?

[ LAUGHS ]

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BENCH-PRESS YOUR FACE?

AT EASE, MEN.

YOUR MISSION IS FINISHED, GUNG-HO.

RETURN TO BASE. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

YEAH, BUT, SIR!

DISMISSED!

[ GRUNTS ]

YOU MAY COMPLETE YOUR PROCESSING OF THE PRISONER, DR. CASSALS.

I'LL BEGIN THE INTERROGATION AFTERWARD.

THANK YOU, COLONEL.

VOCATIONAL TRAINING WILL BE A BIG PART

OF THE PRISONER'S REHABILITATION.

I THINK HE'LL ADORE BASKET WEAVING.

GOOD GRIEF.

LOOK CLOSER, WARDEN.

I KNOW THIS WILL INTEREST YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

[ COUGHING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

NOW, LET'S GIVE THE GUARDS A CHANCE TO SLEEP ON THE JOB.

[ COUGHING ]

GAS!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

Gung-ho: PAROLE THE COBRA COMMANDER, MY MESS KIT.

THAT TURKEY OUGHT TO BE LOCKED UP FOR --

THERE'S SOMETHIN' IN THE WATER UP AHEAD.

OH, NO! WE'VE BEEN HAD!

TAKE CARE OF THE COLONEL!

I'M GOIN' BACK TO THE PRISON!

MY DREADNOKS WILL BE WAITING FOR US AT THE MAIN GATE.

QUICKLY!

OUR LIBERATION IS NOW AT HAND.

[ GROANS ]

SUNLIGHT. I HATE SUNLIGHT.

IT ROBS ME OF MY CAMOUFLAGE ABILITY.

LET'S GET BACK TO THE SWAMP.

YO-O-O, JOE!

Zartan: AH, HOME, SWEET HOME.

BE CAREFUL, ZARTAN!

I AM TOO VALUABLE

TO END UP SPLATTERED ALL OVER SOME CYPRESS TREE!

AAH!

GREAT ESCAPES REQUIRE GREAT RISKS, COBRA COMMANDER.

HANG ON!

Gung-ho: KEEP 'EM BOTTLED UP IN THE BAYOU!

OKAY, BUT YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT A BAYOU IS FIRST.

FASTER, ZARTAN! THEY'RE ALMOST ON US!

BE CALM, COMMANDER. REMEMBER, THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

THEY -- THEY'RE GONE.

JUST LIKE THEY WERE SWALLOWED UP BY THE SWAMP.

Cobra Commander: [ LAUGHS ]

WE'VE REACHED THE PIT OF CHAOS, DESTRO.

THEN THE TIME HAS COME TO RAIN ON THEIR PARADE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Flint: SOMETHING'S HAPPENING.

SCARLETT, PULL BACK WITH YOUR SQUADRON AND KEEP US IN SIGHT.

IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, I DON'T WANT US ALL TO BUY THE FARM.

FLINT, BE CAREFUL.

SCARLETT, GET OUT OF HERE!

RUN! RUN!

MAYDAY, BABY.

THIS IS MAYDAY.

THE WIND'S TOO STRONG!

WE'RE GOIN' DOWN!

FLINT! ROADBLOCK! MUTT! DOES ANYBODY READ ME?!

WE HAVE OUR ORDERS! PULL BACK!

THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR COBRA.

MADE EVEN MORE GLORIOUS

BY THE QUALITY OF OUR PRISONERS, I SHOULD SAY.

[ LAUGHS ] EXCELLENT.

SUCH FIGHTING SPIRIT

SHALL PROVIDE US WITH RARE SPORT LATER.

BUT FIRST, I MUST HARNESS THE LASER CORE

TO MY WEATHER DOMINATOR.

TO THE WATER VAPOR CONTROLLING MECHANISMS OF THE HYDROMASTER

AND THE ELECTROMAGNETIC ENERGIZING CAPABILITIES

OF THE ION CORRELATOR,

I NOW ADD THE UNLIMITED POWER OF THE LASER CORE.

ITS STRENGTH WILL ENABLE ME

TO DOMINATE THE WEATHER ANY PLACE ON EARTH.

SHOULDN'T WE START PLANNING A MISSION

TO FREE OUR BELOVED LEADER FROM BLACKWATER PRISON?

CERTAINLY, MAJOR.

I MISS THE COBRA COMMANDER AS DEEPLY AS YOU DO,

BUT WE CAN ATTEND TO THAT IN GOOD TIME.

"IN GOOD TIME," YOU SAY?

NO TIME IN PRISON IS GOOD!

HOW DID YOU ESCAPE SO QUICKLY?

ZARTAN AND THE DREADNOKS.

THEY HAVE NO COMMITMENT TO OUR CAUSE.

THEY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN MONEY-GRUBBING MERCENARIES.

I HAVE STANDING ARRANGEMENTS WITH ZARTAN

FOR JUST SUCH EMERGENCIES.

AND HE IS WELL WORTH HIS PRICE.

HEY, COME ON, MATE! GET OFF ME!

SUPERB!

WE HAVE THE LASER CORE, WE CONTROL THE FORCES OF NATURE,

AND WE HAVE HUMBLED G.I. JOE!

WE NOW STAND READY TO RULE THE WORLD!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Scarlett: KEEP TRYING. WE CAN'T GIVE UP.

I'LL NEVER STOP TRYING, SCARLETT,

BUT COBRA'S CRAZY WEATHER PATTERNS

JUST SWALLOW UP MY SIGNALS.

Cobra Commander: CITIZENS OF THE WORLD,

ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT COBRA EMPIRE,

I ADDRESS YOU NOW.

I ADDRESS YOU, TOO, SWEETHEART.

SEE IF YOU CAN PUT A TRACER ON HIS SPEECH.

YEAH, ALL YOU NEED IS A GARBAGE DETECTOR.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF RESISTING OUR MIGHT.

WE CONTROL A NEW POWER,

THE RAW STRENGTH OF NATURE ITSELF,

AGAINST WHICH THERE IS NO DEFENSE!

WATCH!

WATCH AS I UNLEASH THE SEA AND SKY TO DO MY BIDDING!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HE'S NOT FOOLIN' AROUND.

I SHALL CONTINUE TO UNLEASH THE TERROR OF WEATHER GONE MAD,

UNTIL YOU SURRENDER TO ME

AND ACKNOWLEDGE THE RULE OF... COBRA!

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

RIGHT, SCARLETT. THE ONLY QUESTION IS, WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW...YET.

BUT I DO KNOW DUKE AND FLINT WOULD WANT US TO KEEP PUNCHING,

NO MATTER WHAT.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

Flint: HELLO?!

CAN ANYBODY HERE ME?!

ROADBLOCK!

MUTT!

JUNKYARD!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

NOW IT IS TIME FOR FLINT

AND ANY OTHERS WHO SURVIVED THE CRASH INTO THE PIT OF CHAOS

TO SERVE AS GUINEA PIGS.

I SHALL USE THEM TO TEST ANOTHER NATURAL WONDER

WHICH I HAVE DEVELOPED.

BRILLIANT AS USUAL, DESTRO.

I'M SURE FLINT AND THE WORLD WILL QUAKE WITH TERROR

AT THE SIGHT OF A DRIED-UP SPRIG OF CREEPER VINE.

IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE POISON IVY.

POISON IVY?

Destro: NO, NOT POISON IVY, MY DEAR COBRA COMMANDER.

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH WORSE.

IT NEEDS BUT A SINGLE DROP OF WATER.

IT -- IT HAS THE GRIP OF STEEL!

IT'S TRYING TO STRANGLE ME!

[ GAGGING ]

SAVE ME, DESTRO, QUICKLY!

I ORDER YOU TO STOP THIS!

[ LAUGHS ]

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, I ASSURE YOU.

DON'T TELL HIM. TELL THE VINES!

[ LAUGHS ] THE VINES WILL SOON BE OUT OF WATER.

THEN THEY WILL DIE.

[ LAUGHS ]

BEFORE OUR G.I. JOE FRIENDS FELL INTO THE PIT OF CHAOS,

I SEEDED THE ENTIRE AREA WITH VINES LIKE THESE.

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE RAINFALL AWAKENS THEM.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

ROADBLOCK!

MUTT!

JUNKYARD!

DO YOU READ ME?!

ROADBLOCK, IS THAT YOU?

UGH!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OF "G.I. JOE,"

DUKE AND SNAKE EYES BECOME UNWILLING PAWNS

IN A DEADLY COBRA GAME.

FLINT, ROADBLOCK, AND MUTT

STRUGGLE FOR THEIR LIVES IN THE PIT OF CHAOS.

I'LL FIGHT MY WAY OUT!

AND DESTRO UNLEASHES THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCES OF NATURE,

FORCES SO CATACLYSMIC, EVEN THE JOE TEAM CAN'T STOP THEM.

ALL IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: THE REVENGE OF COBRA."