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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA AND DESTRO ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

USING THE MASS DEVICE,

DESTRO AND COBRA COMMANDER STEAL A POWERFUL SATELLITE

AND TERRORIZE THE WORLD.

THE G.I. JOE TEAM BUILT ITS OWN MASS DEVICE

AND FIGHTS COBRA AROUND THE GLOBE

FOR THE THREE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS NEEDED TO FUEL IT.

IN THE BATTLE FOR THE LAST ELEMENT,

DESTRO KIDNAPPED SCARLETT.

BUT AS HE FLIES BACK TO THE SECRET COBRA TEMPLE,

SCARLETT BLASTS DESTRO'S CONTROL PANEL

AND SETS THEM BOTH SPIRALING TO THEIR FATE.

ALL IN "A STAKE IN THE SERPENT'S HEART."

Destro: YOU FOOL! YOU'VE COST US BOTH OUR LIVES!

THE STABILIZER CONTROLS STILL WORK!

[ Strained ] IMPOSSIBLE!

CENTRIFUGAL FORCE HAS ME PINNED!

MY BOW! THE THIRD ARROW!

IT'S A TRACTOR RIG! HURRY!

NOT THAT ONE, YOU JERK!

THE THIRD ONE!

THAT'S IT.

NOW, SET IT ON SHORT RANGE

OR YOU'LL BLOW IT THROUGH THE INSTRUMENT PANEL.

GENTLY, HAMMER HANDS.

STEADY.

NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

IT WILL!

DO SOMETHING! FAST!

I-IT'S FROZEN!

IT'S NO...

CONGRATULATIONS.

HOME PORT.

I NEVER BELIEVED THIS GROTESQUE HIDEAWAY

WOULD LOOK SO WELCOME.

TAKE HER AWAY!

Scarlett: DON'T OPEN ANY CHAMPAGNE YET,

SCRAP-IRON BREATH!

YOU TOOK A ROUND, NOT THE FIGHT.

WHAT A TIRESOME TIGRESS.

SHE WAS MY TICKET OUT WITH THE THIRD ELEMENT.

I KNEW YOU WOULD NOT FAIL.

HOWEVER, ALL HAS NOT BEEN GOING WELL SINCE YOUR DEPARTURE.

THERE WAS THE ILL-ADVISED ATTEMPT

TO DESTROY NEW YORK CITY.

WHAT?!

[ WHISPERING ]

AH, DESTRO.

NOBLE DESTRO, MY OLD FRIEND,

WE CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE SUCCESS OF YOUR MISSION.

SUCCESS?

YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME OF SUCCESS,

YOU PSYCHOTIC, SIBILANT SERPENT OF A DOLT!

REALLY, DESTRO, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO YOUR LEADER?

YOUR STUPID, BUNGLED ATTEMPT TO DISINTEGRATE NEW YORK

HAS GIVEN OUR ENEMIES

THE TWO COMMODITIES THEY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED --

TIME AND HOPE!

[ CLANK! ]

NOTHING UNDERMINES OUR CAUSE MORE GREATLY

THAN FAILURE TO EXECUTE OUR THREATS!

DESTRO, EVEN YOU MUST SEE

THAT WITH THE METEORITE PARTICLES IN OUR POSSESSION,

WE ARE INVINCIBLE!

[ CLANK! ]

EVEN YOU MUST SEE THAT!

[ LAUGHS ]

YES, COMMANDER, YES.

AND I SHALL ASSURE US OUR VICTORY

BY TAKING FULL AUTHORITY OVER ALL OPERATIONS MYSELF.

[ METAL CREAKS ]

[ HISSES ]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, DESTRO!

STOP!

I'M SPEAKING TO YOU!

DESTRO!

THIS'LL TAKE THE FIGHT OUT OF YOU!

HYAH!

G.I. JOE WITCH!

AAH!

[ RATS SQUEAK ]

YOU HAVEN'T DECEIVED ME! YOU'RE A COBRA SPY!

TELL YOUR MASTERS THAT I TOLD THEM NOTHING,

AND I WILL TELL YOU EVEN LESS!

RELAX, SISTER, WE HAVE THE SAME FRIEND.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

THE RING -- DUKE'S RING.

DUKE?

6-FOOT-2, EYES OF BLUE?

LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU STRAIGHT OFF,

DUKE WOULDN'T WANT US TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.

UNDERSTAND?

HYAH!

YES. NOW I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

HYAH!

ALL RIGHT, YOU CREEPS! KEEP MOVIN'!

NOW, GENTLEMEN, G.I. JOE HAS ITS OWN MASS DEVICE,

AND IT IS READY FOR ACTION.

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!

HALT, SLAVE!

WE HAVE SPECIAL GREETINGS FOR YOU FROM DESTRO!

[ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

BALANKOV, WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

I-IT'S ALL...HAZY.

[ Russian accent ] I DO NOT KNOW, FLAGG.

BUT THAT ONE, HE MAKES ME AFRAID.

SILENCE!

I, DESTRO, ORDER YOU NOW

TO SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE OF YOUR NATIONS!

THE TIME HAS COME TO SURRENDER AT ONCE

OR PERISH!

I CAN'T BE SURE WHERE I'VE BEEN

OR WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME,

BUT DESTRO IS THE NEW COBRA LEADER.

OUR SEVEREST TEST IS YET TO COME.

THE MONSTROUS IMPERIALIST DESTRO IS THE...

IT IS SIMPLE TO COMMAND RESPECT

WHEN ONE HAS THE POWER TO BACK UP ONE'S SPEECHMAKING.

THAT IS TRUE, DESTRO.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT STRIP OF METAL YOU GAVE ME WORKED, SELENA.

IF I CONCENTRATE,

I CAN OVERRIDE THE CONTROL OF THE COBRA SOLDIERS.

IT WORKS BEST WHEN THE ENERGY LEVEL

SUPPLIED TO THE HEADBAND IS LOW.

STOP, SLAVES!

Selena: THE CAGES OF THE MALE SLAVES.

WE ARE EXPECTED TO SERVE THEIR FOOD.

CAN WE COUNT ON THEM?

[ BEEPING ] -GET TO WORK!

THEY AWAIT ONLY THE PROPER MOMENT.

THIS IS RAMAR.

WHEN THE TIME COMES, HE WILL LEAD THE MALE SLAVES INTO BATTLE

AGAINST OUR HATED COBRA MASTERS.

THE TIME MUST COME SOON.

OUR PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN.

SOON, I PROMISE YOU. VERY SOON.

PASS IT ON.

WE WILL BE READY!

AAARGH!

SUCH BOTTOMLESS STUPIDITY!

THE FOOLS!

SOMETHING TROUBLES YOU, DESTRO?

THE WORLD IS NOT YET AT YOUR FEET?

NOT ONE NATION HAS SURRENDERED!

THIS ONE MUST TAKE A VOTE!

THAT ONE WANTS TO TAKE IT UNDER CONSIDERATION!

DON'T THEY REALIZE THEY'RE DEALING WITH DESTRO?

OH, I'D SAY THEY ALL KNOW THAT,

AND IT DOESN'T FRIGHTEN THEM IN THE LEAST!

YES.

THEY SHALL LEARN THE PRICE OF THEIR ARROGANCE!

BARONESS, IS THE DEVICE AT OPERATING TEMPERATURE?

YES, DESTRO.

THEN LOCK ON HOMING DEVICES AND ERADICATE NEW YORK!

NOW!

AT ONCE, DO YOU HEAR?

THE WORLD HAS DENIED MY COMMANDS!

LET THEM LEARN THE CONSEQUENCE OF INSOLENCE!

COBRA'S FIRED OFF ANOTHER MASS DESTRUCTION RAY.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

MAYBE WE CAN KNOCK DESTRO'S BEAM OFF COURSE

WITH A ZAP FROM OUR BABY!

IT'S WORTH A TRY.

COME ON, BEAM BABY!

YO-O-O JOE!

THEY STOPPED US!

THEY MUST HAVE A MASS DEVICE!

BRILLIANT DEDUCTION!

HOLD THE FESTIVITIES.

SCARLETT IS STILL A PRISONER,

AND WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT...

UNTIL I REMEMBER WHERE COBRA HEADQUARTERS IS.

YOU, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,

MISTAKE MY DETERMINATION TO CONQUER.

I AM NOT SOFT AND MERCIFUL.

UNTIL YOUR NATIONS SURRENDER TO ME,

I SHALL EXECUTE YOUR LEADERS ONE AT A TIME,

EVERY HALF HOUR, ON THE HOUR...

STARTING WITH GENERAL FLAGG.

BRING HIM TO ME,

AND I SHALL PERSONALLY CARRY OUT HIS SENTENCE!

IS NOW NOT A SUITABLE TIME?

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

DUKE WILL BE PROUD OF ME FOR THIS, SCARLETT!

YOU BET, KID.

WE SHALL BE FREE! YEAH!

TAKE THEM AWAY!

YOU ARE A FOOL, DESTRO!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

THAT'S ALL, LADIES.

BE GLAD YOU SURVIVED WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKINS INTACT.

REMOVE THEM FROM MY SIGHT!

WELL, IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED.

YES, YOU ARE VERY BRAVE.

BUT DUKE'S OUR ONLY HOPE NOW.

EVERYTHING IS READY, DUKE.

RELAX. BREATHE DEEPLY.

LET YOUR THOUGHTS FLOW FREELY.

IT LOOKS SO WEIRD.

HE'S IN NO DANGER, BREAKER.

AND THIS SPECIAL SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK

HE MAY BE ABLE TO GET AT THE MEMORY OF HIS COBRA CAPTIVITY,

WHICH HAS SOMEHOW BEEN ERASED.

LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING, DUKE,

WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD IN IOWA.

EARLY ON, YOUR SENSE OF JUSTICE AND HONOR WAS TESTED,

AND YOU RESPONDED.

IT HAS NEVER DESERTED YOU.

IT IS AT THE HEART OF YOUR IDEA OF AMERICA,

AN IDEA DESPISED BY COBRA.

THAT'S IT, DUKE.

IT'S COMING INTO FOCUS!

NOW CONCENTRATE ON A COBRA-HEADED FORTRESS

ON TOP OF A BLEAK MOUNTAIN.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE HOTEL DRACULA.

THAT'S IT, DUKE.

PLAY IT BACK SLOWLY.

YOU CAN DO IT.

THERE. START THERE, AND MOVE FORWARD ABOUT HALF SPEED.

HEY, LOOK AT HER!

-WOW! -GEEZ!

WHOO!

HEY, MAN, HOW COULD YOU FORGET A FACE LIKE THAT?

WE'VE GOT IT!

THE SLAVE GIRL HAS DUKE'S RING.

IT'S GOT SPECIAL ELECTRONIC CHARACTERISTICS.

WHICH CAN SERVE AS OUR HOMING DEVICE

RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF COBRA'S HIDEOUT.

PERFECT, DUKE.

THE MICROCHIP COMPONENTS OF YOUR RING

GIVE US AN EXCELLENT HOMING FIX ON THE COBRA HIDEOUT.

THEN START MASSING US OUT, DOCTOR VANDERMEER.

COBRA'S HAD THINGS THEIR WAY LONG ENOUGH.

YO-O-O JOE!

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!

[ LASER FIRE ]

[ BRANCHES BREAK ]

GROUND UNITS MOVING UP.

BRING ON THE AIR COVER!

YEE-HAW!

YOUR TURN, SNAKE EYES!

[ CHEERING ]

THIS IS ALL DESTRO'S FAULT!

HIS MADNESS HAS BROUGHT THIS UPON US,

BUT MY GENIUS SHALL SAVE US.

MY ROBOT COBRAS WILL ANNIHILATE THE G.I. JOE FORCES!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LASER FIRE ]

WE'RE IN A PINCH, SNAKE!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

MAGNET GRENADES, HUH?

GOOD THINKING.

WE MUST FLEE, BARONESS!

ME FIRST!

YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED, GENERAL,

WHETHER OR NOT THE BATTLE GOES AGAINST ME.

YO-O-O JOE!

[ LASER FIRE ]

AFTER HIM!

SCARLETT!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

DUKE. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS SHOWED UP.

A GIRL GETS TIRED HANGING AROUND THE HOUSE.

LATER, SISTER. WE'VE GOT A WAR TO WIN.

I WAS GONNA BRING FLOWERS,

BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THESE BETTER.

YO-O-O JOE!

LOOK, IT'S DESTRO!

[ LASER FIRE ]

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!

THE BARRICADE WON'T HOLD THEM LONG!

WE'VE LOST, DESTRO! LOST!

AND IT'S ALL YOUR DOING!

THERE WILL BE TIME FOR RECRIMINATIONS LATER!

FOR NOW, MASS WILL TAKE MY REVENGE.

YOU'VE AIMED FOR THE EARTH'S CORE!

IF THAT DISINTEGRATES, THE PLANET WILL EXPLODE!

THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA!

GOODBYE FOR NOW, COMMANDER.

OR AS YOU MIGHT SAY, "SSSSO" LONG!

DESTRO!

THAT'S THE MASS DEVICE!

Breaker: IT'S POINTED AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!

THE COBRA COMMANDER.

HE'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

[ DOG BARKS ]

AAH!

YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME,

BUT COBRA WILL SURVIVE TO DEFEAT YOU!

REMEMBER MY WORDS!

WELL, SO MUCH FOR THE COBRA COMMANDER AND HIS CRONIES.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE DESTRO SLIPPED AWAY.

I SHALL BE BACK FOR VENGEANCE.

I SWEAR IT!

I SHALL BE BACK!

Breaker: USING PART OF OUR MASS MACHINE

WITH WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIRS,

AND THE LITTLE BIT OF ELEMENTS REMAINING,

I THINK THERE'S JUST ENOUGH JUICE

TO SEND THE EIFFEL TOWER BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

HERE GOES.

Duke: LONDON?

YOU PUT THE EIFFEL TOWER BACK IN LONDON?

I GUESS I GOOFED.

BUT THERE'S NOTHIN' I CAN DO.

ALL THE ELEMENTS ARE USED UP.

WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THINGS LIKE THIS.

THERE MAY BE A WAY.

IT SHOULD REACH PARIS IN A FEW DAYS.

WELL, NOBODY'S PERFECT.

NO, BUT WE DO OKAY.

-YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE! -YO-O-O JOE!