Original subtitles

YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA AND DESTRO ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

Cobra Commander: ATTACK!

COBRA!

AFTER A SURPRISE ATTACK ON THE G.I. JOE SkyStrikers,

COBRA AND DESTRO USED THEIR ULTRA-SOPHISTICATED

MASS DEVICE TO STEAL AMERICA'S MOST POWERFUL SATELLITE,

KIDNAPPED DUKE, THE LEADER OF THE JOE TEAM,

AND TERRORIZED THE WORLD

BY DISINTEGRATING THE EIFFEL TOWER.

SCARLETT, WILD BILL, AND GUNG-HO

FLY TO A NEW ENGLAND FARM TO RESCUE A FAMOUS SCIENTIST

AND LEARN THE ONLY WAY TO STOP COBRA

IS TO BUILD THEIR OWN MASS DEVICE.

BUT TO FUEL IT, THEY MUST SEARCH THE GLOBE

FOR THREE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS

AND GET THEM BEFORE COBRA DOES, OR ALL IS LOST.

AFTER A TREMENDOUS BATTLE IN COBRA'S ARENA OF SPORT,

DUKE ESCAPES WITH THE HELP OF A BEAUTIFUL SLAVE GIRL SELENA

WHILE SNAKE EYES RISKS HIS LIFE

FOR ONE OF THE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS

AND COBRA TURNS THE WORLD'S LEADERS INTO MINDLESS SLAVES

AS WE BEGIN OUR THIRD EPISODE, "THE WORMS OF DEATH."

Cobra Commander: SURRENDER TO THE NEW ORDER OF COBRA

STARTING AT NOON TOMORROW, OR SUFFER MY WRATH.

DEVASTATION!

RUIN! CHAOS!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

EGOTISTICAL PEACOCK.

DOESN'T HE REALIZE OUR SUPPLY OF CATALYTIC ELEMENTS

IS TOO LOW TO ACTIVATE HIS WILD THREATS?

AND AN EMPTY THREAT DESTROYS OUR CREDIBILITY.

BUT WE RETAIN THE UPPER HAND, DESTRO.

G.I. JOE FAILED TO GET THE RED CRYSTALS.

WE HAVE FAILED AS WELL, MY DEAR BARONESS.

YOUR CONCERN IS UNFOUNDED.

MAJOR BLUDD MAY YET SUCCEED IN BRINGING BACK THE CRYSTALS.

HE MUST SUCCEED. HE MUST!

HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMED THE REPAIR MODULE YET?

IF WE'RE NOT OUT OF HERE BEFORE NIGHTFALL,

WE COULD FREEZE TO DEATH!

READY NOW, SIR.

THEN SEND IT IN TO DO ITS WORK!

THIS ROBOT WILL BRING OUT THE CRYSTALS

AND DEAL WITH ANY G.I. JOE SURVIVORS.

PREPARE THE SEARCH ANDROIDS!

IT'LL FLUSH THEM OUT OR FINISH THEM OFF.

[ RUMBLING ]

LOOK!

THERE WAS SOMEONE ALIVE IN THERE!

HOLD YOUR FIRE!

POOR DEVIL! HE'S A WALKING TIME BOMB.

LET HIM GO! HE'LL DIE SOON ENOUGH.

THINK BACK, DUKE.

THERE IS A PICTURE THERE, DUKE.

LOOK AT IT. DESCRIBE IT.

YOU ARE IN THE COBRA HIDEOUT.

FOCUS. CONCENTRATE.

Duke: YES. I CAN SEE SOMETHING.

I DO SEE SOMETHING.

-SOMEONE, REALLY. -[ CRYING ]

SHE'S COMING IN CLEAR.

[ WHIP CRACKS ]

-SHE'S IN DANGER, AND... -FASTER!

AND THAT'S ALL I REMEMBER.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

HEY, WE'RE HERE!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TOPSIDE.

WE ARE RIGHT OVER THE DEEPEST TRENCH IN THE OCEAN FLOOR.

AT THE BOTTOM LIES A POOL OF HEAVY WATER,

THE SECOND OF THE THREE CATALYTIC ELEMENTS

WE'VE GOT TO GET BEFORE COBRA BEATS US TO IT.

YOU KNOW YOUR TEAM ASSIGNMENTS.

BUDDY UP AND GET INTO YOUR DIVING GEAR.

WE'RE GOING OVER THE SIDE.

-YEAH, COME ON! -LET'S GO!

LET'S GO! ALL RIGHT!

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

I BELIEVE NONE OF US KNOWS DOODLEY-SQUAT

ABOUT DEEP-SEA DIVING,

SO WHO DO WE HAVE TO RAMROD THIS OPERATION?

GOOD QUESTION, STALKER.

AND HERE COMES A GOOD ANSWER.

Man: LOOK AT THAT WAVE!

Breaker: IF THAT'S MOBY DICK, I'M CHECKIN' OUT!

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, LANDLUBBERS?!

-TORPEDO!-TORPEDO! -TORPEDO!-TORPEDO!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR?

COME ON IN! THE WATER'S FINE!

[ COUGHING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ WIND HOWLING ]

[ CREAKING ]

[ RUMBLING ]

[ THUD ]

[ WOLF BARKING ]

[ YELPING ]

[ BARKING ]

[ BARKING ]

THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER.

TAKE YOUR LEAD FROM TORPEDO. THIS IS HIS TURF.

AND DON'T GET OUT OF YOUR DEPTH SUIT,

OR THE PRESSURE DOWN THERE WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A GRAPE.

UGH!

HEY!

GOOD LUCK, AND HAPPY HUNTING.

OKAY, STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR FORMATION!

SYNCHRONIZE DEPTH GAUGES!

READY? GOIN' DOWN!

HANG ON TO YOUR HEADGEAR, GUYS.

WE'RE GOING WHERE FEW HAVE GONE

AND FEWER STILL HAVE EVER RETURNED.

YAHOO!

[ WIND HOWLING ]

[ BEAR ROARS ]

[ WOLF GROWLING, SNARLING ]

[ Mountain accent ] EVEN THOUGH I CANNOT SEE,

I CAN TELL A YOUNG, STRONG MAN YOU ARE, 'TIS SURE.

BUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THESE BLEAK HILLS I DO NOT KNOW,

BUT YOU WILL SURELY FREEZE TO DEATH

IF YOU'RE NOT GIVEN SHELTER.

[ WHISTLES ]

[ DOGS BARKING ]

EASY NOW, BOYS. STEADY.

WHATEVER'S DISTURBIN' YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT!

WE'RE OFF. MUSH!

ON, YOU HUSKIES!

[ DOGS BARKING ]

YOUR CRYSTALS, DESTRO. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

EXCELLENT, MAJOR BLUDD.

I SALUTE YOU.

NOW WE LACK BUT TWO OF THE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS

WHICH WILL MAKE US INVINCIBLE.

ONLY THE G.I. JOE TEAM STANDS AGAINST US.

BUT IF WE CAN GET THE REMAINING ELEMENTS BEFORE THEY GET THEM,

THERE'LL BE NO STOPPING US.

THE PLANET WILL BE OURS!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

Torpedo: THERE'S THE BOTTOM COMING UP.

WE'LL SET DOWN ON THAT PLATEAU OVER THERE.

AND WATCH OUT FOR THAT FISSURE.

THE STUFF FLOATING OUT OF THERE IS MOLTEN SULFUR.

THE WATER AROUND IT IS HOT ENOUGH

TO HARD-BOIL AN ELEPHANT,

SO KEEP AWAY.

Duke: THOSE ODD COLUMNS -- I'VE SEEN THEM BEFORE.

Scarlett: SO HAVE I -- IN A NIGHTMARE.

I'VE GOT IT! THEY LOOK LIKE GIANT TUBE WORMS!

GIANT TUBE WORMS?

YUCK!

HEY, DO YOUR WORM-WORRYIN' LATER!

RIGHT NOW, ACTIVATE YOUR PRESSURE SUITS.

LET'S FIND THAT HEAVY WATER AND GET OUT OF HERE.

Duke: THIS COULD BE A HAIRY DETAIL,

SO MAINTAIN RADIO CONTACT AT ALL TIMES.

THE HEAVY WATER POOL SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE DOWN THERE.

CHECK YOUR COORDINATES AND MOVE IN.

LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.

OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

SEE? NO GRAFFITI.

[ ROARS, SCREECHES ]

[ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

NOW, MEN. ATTACK!

COBRA!

[ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

Duke: TORPEDO, YOU CARRY ON WITH THE MISSION.

WE'LL TRY TO COVER YOU.

ROGER, DUKE.

HEAVY WATER, HERE I COME!

WHOA!

WATCH OUT, YOU IMBECILE.

[ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

GOTCHA!

COME TO 'PEDO, BABY.

AAH!

[ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

TORPEDO, WHAT'S YOUR SITUATION?

OVER.

LOUSY.

REQUEST PERMISSION TO WHEEL AND DEAL.

AFFIRMATIVE!

COMMANDER OF COBRA FORCES! YOU, BARONESS!

WE'VE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER

IF ANY OF US ARE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS!

OTHERWISE, WE'LL WIND UP WORM FOOD!

[ LAUGHS ]

PREPOSTEROUS!

COLLABORATION WITH THE ENEMY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

I -- AAH!

ON SECOND THOUGHT...

YOUR IDEA HAS MERIT.

WE WILL HELP YOU

WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT ONCE WE ARE FREE,

WE WILL SPLIT THE POOL OF HEAVY WATER EQUALLY.

ALL RIGHT, BARONESS, YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.

EXCELLENT.

COBRA FORCES, ATTENTION.

JOIN WITH THE G.I. JOE TEAM

AND DESTROY OUR COMMON ENEMIES, THE TUBE WORMS!

COBRA!

[ ROARING, SCREECHING ]

THEY ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE.

WE HAVE SUCCEEDED ONLY IN MAKING THEM MORE ANGRY!

THEY MUST HAVE A WEAKNESS!

AND IF WE DON'T FIND IT FAST, WE'RE FINISHED.

Duke: THERE'S ONE CHANCE!

THE WORMS HAVE FASTENED THEMSELVES

TO ROCKS AT THEIR BASE.

BLAST AWAY THEIR ANCHORAGE TO THE SEA FLOOR!

IF THEY FLOAT UP FAR ENOUGH...

THE PRESSURE WILL DECREASE, AND THEY'LL EXPLODE!

[ SCREECHES ]

YEAH! YEAH, MAN, IT'S WORKING!

THANK YOU FOR A SUCCESSFUL,

BUT EXTREMELY TEMPORARY, PARTNERSHIP, DUKE.

NOW GIVE US YOUR HEAVY WATER, AS WELL.

Duke: WE HAD A DEAL, BARONESS.

A DEAL? WITH COBRA?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

I'M SERIOUS.

YO-O-O, JOE!

NOW, LET'S EVERYBODY BACK OFF!

IT CANNOT END THIS WAY!

WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR! LET'S NOT HANG AROUND!

I'M WITH YOU!

UGH! WE HAVE NO TIME TO PURSUE THE FOOLS.

WE HAVE BOTH THE CRYSTALS AND HEAVY WATER.

ONE MORE ELEMENT TO GO, AND THEN WE ARE VICTORIOUS!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

Duke: DR. VANDERMEER, WE GOT THE HEAVY WATER,

BUT WE'RE STILL TWO ELEMENTS SHORT FOR YOUR MASS DEVICE.

IF YOU DON'T GET THEM SOON, DUKE,

IT MAY NOT MATTER.

THE COBRA COMMANDER DEMANDS G.I. JOE SURRENDER AT ONCE,

OR HE'LL DISINTEGRATE NEW YORK CITY.

[ WIND HOWLING ]

Man: YOUR RADIATION SICKNESS IS GONE, ME BUCKO.

A SIMPLE DRESSING OF LEAVES AND HERBS

DRAWS OUT THE CONTAMINATION.

AND YOU'RE NONE THE WORSE FOR IT.

YOUR UNIFORM AND MASK ARE ON THE WALL BEHIND YOU.

I CANNOT SEE,

SO I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU COVER YOUR FACE, LAD.

BUT WHATEVER TERRIBLE DISFIGUREMENT IS THERE,

I CAN SEE INTO YOUR HEART,

AND THAT IS SOUND AND TRUE.

YOU CAN'T DENY IT, LAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOUR LOYAL WOLF FRIEND HERE -- HE NEEDS A NAME.

HOW ABOUT TIMBER?

YES, 'TIS A PERFECT MONIKER.

YOU'LL NOT BE GOING WITHOUT THIS, I THINK.

I WENT BACK FOR IT.

'TWAS EASY TO FIND,

IT HUMMIN' AND WARM LIKE IT IS.

NOW, ONE THING MORE

BEFORE YOU GO TRAIPSIN' OFF INTO THE SNOW.

THERE'S AN OLD ICEBOAT

MOORED AT THE EASTERN END OF THE SEA OF ICE,

JUST OVER THE RISE.

CROSS OVER IN THAT,

AND YOU'LL SOON REACH CIVILIZATION.

[ WIND HOWLING ]

SAINTS PROTECT YOU...

BOTH OF YOU!

THIS IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION,

BUT NEW YORK HAS HAD IT IF G.I. JOE DOESN'T SURRENDER.

I WISH I COULD SEE SOME OTHER ALTERNATIVE.

IF WE GIVE UP,

COBRA WILL HAVE A STRANGLEHOLD ON THE WORLD!

WE'VE GOT TO KEEP FIGHTING... SOMEHOW!

Short Fuze: UH, ME AND STEELER MAYBE GOT SOMETHIN'.

YOU KNOW HOW COBRA NEEDS THE RELAY STAR SATELLITE

TO SEND A MASS ENERGY BEAM DOWN ON NEW YORK?

YEAH, SHORT FUZE. GO ON.

WELL, YOU SEE, STEELER AND ME WAS TALKIN'.

AND I SAID TO HIM, "STEELER, BUDDY," I SAID --

WILL YOU TELL HIM ALREADY?

I'M TELLIN' HIM!

I GOT TO TELL HIM MY WAY, THOUGH.

SO ANYWAY, I SAID TO STEELER --

THERE'S NO TIME TO TELL IT YOUR WAY.

WHAT ME AND SHORT FUZE FIGURED WAS,

IF WE COULD KNOCK OUT THAT SATELLITE,

COBRA COULDN'T DO NOTHING TO THE BIG APPLE.

SO, WE BUILT THIS HERE DOOHICKEY WITH CLUTCH'S HELP.

Clutch: IT'S A KILLER SATELLITE.

IT'S ALL MOUNTED IN A PORTABLE LAUNCH GANTRY AND EVERYTHING.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

CRUDE, ROUGHLY CONSTRUCTED, BUT MAGNIFICENT.

IT JUST MIGHT DO THE TRICK.

A little closer...

A little closer to the relay star,

and we can blow it to bits!

SHOCK TROOPS TO THE GRID AT ONCE!

Cobra Commander: HURRY!

THIS WILL USE UP OUR LAST REMAINING BIT

OF THE THIRD METALLIC ELEMENT.

BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

FIRE!

THEY'VE BEAMED COBRA TROOPS UP TO THE RELAY STAR!

WE HAVE JUST SEALED THE FATE OF G.I. JOE

AND ENSURED OUR FUTURE GREATNESS.

COBRA RULES!

[ BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY ]

WE HAVE FAILED TO PULL COBRA'S FANGS.

YOU WILL HAVE TO SURRENDER NOW,

UNLESS YOU CAN SUMMON UP A MIRACLE.

[ GASPS ]

GUESS WHO I JUST PICKED UP AT THE OUTER PERIMETER?

I HEARD A RELAY ALARM KICK IN,

YOU WERE ALL BUSY, SO I WENT FOR A LOOKSEE.

AND HERE'S...SNAKE EYES!

[ ALL CHEERING ]

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MADE IT BACK, SNAKE EYES.

SNAKE, YOU'RE ALIVE!

I KNEW YOU WERE TOO TOUGH

TO BE FINISHED OFF BY SOME DUMB OLD CRYSTALS!

[ SNIFFS ]

HEY, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

THESE CRYSTALS GIVE US A CHANCE TO MEET COBRA HEAD-ON,

MASS TO MASS,

AND A CHANCE IS ALL WE NEED.

-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

SOMETHIN'S BUGGING YOUR BIG BAD WOLF, SNAKE EYES.

[ TIMBER BARKING ] -MAYBE...

THAT SMOKE!

Scarlett: THE CANISTER! IT'S A BOOBY TRAP!

IF IT EXPLODES, WE'RE ALL COSMIC DUST!

[ ALL COUGHING ]

THE FUMES!

THEY HAVE PARALYZING PROPERTIES!

MUST GET RID OF BOMB... BEFORE...

[ COUGHS ]

...IT'S TOO LATE!

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,

NEW YORK TREMBLES ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION,

AND STALKER AGREES TO SURRENDER THE G.I. JOE TEAM

WHILE SCARLETT, WILD BILL, AND GUNG-HO

FLY INTO AN ERUPTING VOLCANO

AND BATTLE COBRA AND DESTRO FOR THE FINAL ELEMENT.

Gung-ho: WE'RE GONNA LIFT THAT SUCKER!

Wild Bill: THIS IS WILDER THAN A BRONCO WITH A CACTUS SADDLE!

YEE-HAW!

CUT THE CABLES.

COBRA!

WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

EYE IN THE SKY. GO IN HIGH.

GUNG-HO JOE IS GOIN' LOW.

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

ONLY WITH THE FINAL ELEMENT

DO THE JOES HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE,

BUT IT'S A CHANCE THAT MAY COST SCARLETT HER LIFE.

ALL IN "DUEL IN THE DEVIL'S CAULDRON,"

OUR NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO."