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YO-O-O, JOE!

♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

♪ IT'S G.I. JOE AGAINST COBRA AND DESTRO ♪

♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP, HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

A RUTHLESS TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

♪ HE'LL STAY TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

♪ G.I. JOE, A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

♪ G.I. JOE

USING THE MASS DEVICE,

DESTRO AND COBRA COMMANDER STEAL A POWERFUL SATELLITE...

...KIDNAP DUKE...

AND TERRORIZE THE WORLD.

SCARLETT AND THE OTHER JOES LEARN

THAT THE ONLY WAY TO STOP COBRA

IS TO BUILD THEIR OWN MASS DEVICE.

TO FUEL IT, THEY MUST SEARCH THE GLOBE

FOR THREE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS

AND GET THEM BEFORE COBRA DOES,

OR ALL IS LOST.

DUKE BATTLES FOR HIS LIFE IN COBRA'S ARENA OF SPORT

AS WE BEGIN OUR SECOND EPISODE --

"SLAVE OF THE COBRA MASTER."

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS-S-S.

OH, REALLY?

[ GROWLING ]

[ BEEPING ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I'M GOING TO END IT ALL JUST FOR THAT.

A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OF GOLD SAYS YOU CAN'T.

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO STOP ME?

BY LETTING MY UNWILLING GLADIATOR FIGHT HIS OWN BATTLE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] IT -- IT'S TURNED OFF.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

TO FIGHT COBRA, WE MUST BUILD ANOTHER MASS DEVICE.

BUT AS YOU KNOW,

MASS IS FUELED BY THREE VERY RARE CATALYTIC ELEMENTS.

TO DEFEAT COBRA, WE MUST GET OUR OWN SUPPLY OF THIS FUEL.

Stalker: COBRA'S GONNA BE ON THE HORN WITH DEMANDS

IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, DOCTOR VANDERMEER.

NOW, HOW LONG BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE A MASS DEVICE

READY FOR US TO USE AGAINST THEM?

A FEW DAYS, PERHAPS A WEEK.

BUT WITHOUT THE THREE ELEMENTS, IT WILL BE VALUELESS.

WELL THEN, TELL US WHERE TO FIND THEM, DOC,

AND WE'LL BRING 'EM IN PRONTO.

VERY WELL, BUT IT WILL NOT BE EASY.

THE FIRST ELEMENT WE NEED IS A RADIOACTIVE CRYSTAL

WHICH CAN BE FOUND BURIED NEAR THE ARCTIC CIRCLE...

...NOT FAR FROM A GLACIAL EXPANSE KNOWN AS THE SEA OF ICE.

[ BEEPING ]

THAT'S ENOUGH!

COMMANDER, A MESSAGE!

WAIT! THIS CANNOT BE PERMITTED!

AAH! THE WORLD HAS REFUSED TO SURRENDER TO COBRA!

PEOPLE ARE VOLUNTEERING

TO STAND AND FIGHT AGAINST US TO THE BITTER END!

WORSE.

OUR SPIES REPORT G.I. JOE HAS LEARNED

ABOUT THE THREE CATALYTIC ELEMENTS

AND IS GOING AFTER THEM.

THE SPORT CAN WAIT. WE MUST HAVE A STRATEGY MEETING.

[ Foreign accent ] I AM SELENA.

SLIP THIS BETWEEN YOUR HEADBAND AND YOUR FOREHEAD,

AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO INTERRUPT THE CONTROL WAVES.

IT WILL CAUSE YOU AGONIZING PAIN,

BUT YOU WILL BE FREE TO RUN.

W-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

SHH. THE GUARDS APPROACH.

WHEN YOU'RE FREE, MAKE FOR THE GREAT COBRA'S MOUTH.

I SHALL MEET YOU THERE.

Cobra Soldier: WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?

I SAW HER PASS YOU SOMETHING.

SEARCH HIM.

AH, NOTHING.

SAVE THE WATER, SLAVE.

HE WON'T BE THIRSTY SOON, OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT PULVERIZED.

[ SOLDIERS LAUGH EVILLY ]

KEEP LAUGHING, JERK. THIS IS MY TICKET OUT OF HERE.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

[ ENGINES HUMMING ]

[ GEIGER COUNTER CLICKING ]

WE GOT THE COORDINATES COLD, PRETTY LADY --

AND I'M TALKIN' COLD.

HOW DO YOU READ IT?

DR. VANDERMEER WAS RIGHT, SNOW JOB.

THE CRYSTAL MINE IS AHEAD OF US, AT THE EDGE OF THE FOREST.

NO TRACKS IN THE SNOW.

I'D SAY WE GOT HERE BEFORE COBRA.

THEN LET'S GET THOSE CRYSTALS AND GET OUT.

I'M STARTING TO IDENTIFY WITH FROZEN FOOD.

[ ENGINES REVVING ]

Cobra Soldier: THEY'RE OVER AN HOUR AHEAD OF US,

MAJOR BLUDD.

BY THE TIME WE REACH THE MINE,

OUR ENEMIES WILL HAVE THE CRYSTALS AND BE LONG GONE.

I WOULDN'T BET ON IT, LIEUTENANT.

[ CACKLES EVILLY ]

[ ENGINES REVVING ]

SOMETHING IN THERE BOTHERS SNAKE EYES, TRIPWIRE.

AND I KNOW BETTER THAN TO DOUBT

SNAKE EYES' SIXTH SENSE, SCARLETT.

Tripwire: A LITTLE SWEEP-AND-SCAN COULDN'T HURT.

STAY BACK.

Destro: ALL IS IN READINESS, COBRA COMMANDER.

ONLY A SHOW OF FORCE

WILL CONVINCE THE WORLD WE MEAN BUSINESS.

BEGIN!

Cobra Commander: CITIZENS OF THE PLANET...

EVIDENTLY, OUR FIRST DEMONSTRATION OF COBRA POWER

WASN'T SUFFICIENT TO CONVINCE YOU OF MY PURPOSE.

THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE NO ROOM FOR DOUBT.

PREMIER IVAN BALANKOV OF THE SOVIET UNION,

I HAVE YOU AND YOUR RED SQUARE BATTALIONS

IN MY VIEW, COMRADE.

I HEREBY CALL UPON YOU

TO ORDER YOUR ENTIRE MILITARY COMMAND TO LAY DOWN ITS ARMS!

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

YOUR TIME IS UP!

NOW YOU AND YOUR NATION WILL PAY

FOR YOUR ARROGANT REFUSAL TO OBEY ME.

[ ENERGY PULSATING ]

[ ENERGY PULSATING ]

THE NEXT DEMONSTRATION OF MY POWER

WILL NOT BE SO GENTLE.

THEREFORE, HEAR THIS-S-S...

AND OBEY!

LEADERS OF ALL NATIONS,

MEET AT NOON TOMORROW ON TANU ISLAND.

THAT IS-S-S ALL!

[ HISSES ]

I WAS RATHER GOOD, WASN'T I?

THE MASS DEVICE IS NOT A TOY FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!

THESE REPEATED DEMONSTRATIONS OF ITS POWER

HAVE ALMOST EXHAUSTED OUR SUPPLY OF CATALYTIC ELEMENTS!

THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW THAT.

Cobra Commander: NOW COME.

IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO OUR S-S-SPORT.

Destro: I MUST REPLENISH THE PODS.

THAT CAN WAIT. FIRST, I'LL DISPOSE OF DUKE.

THEN WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR CONQUEST OF THE WORLD.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

Reptilian popinjay.

I DON'T PICK UP ANY LIFE-FORM READINGS.

THERE'S SOME FUNNY BLIPS ON MY SCOPE,

BUT THEY COULD BE FROM RADIOACTIVITY.

THEN LET'S DIG SOME CRYSTALS.

[ LASER FIRE ]

[ CRACKLING, BEEPING ]

Snow Job: ROBOT DEFENDERS!

I KNEW THIS WASN'T ONE OF MY BETTER DAYS.

THE ROBOTS ARE PROGRAMMED

TO PUSH US INTO THE CRYSTAL BAY!

THE RADIOACTIVITY WILL FRY US!

THE ROBOTS HAVE TO RE-PROGRAM

TO DEAL WITH OUR NEW POSITION.

UH-OH. THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.

[ GUNSHOTS ]

GREAT WORK, SNAKE!

THEY CAN'T TELL WHO THEIR FRIENDS ARE!

Flash: WE GOT THIS ONE SHAKIN' IN ITS TRANSISTORS!

WE'LL MOP UP WHILE YOU GO GET THE CRYSTALS.

AND HURRY. WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON TIME.

[ DEVICES BEEPING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

LET US END THIS FAST. THERE'S WORK TO DO.

I'M ENJOYING THE S-SPORT.

BESIDES, I DON'T FEEL THERE'S ANYTHING THAT CAN'T WAIT.

THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.

IT WAS I WHO DEVELOPED THE MASS DEVICE,

I WHO MADE YOU AWARE OF ITS POTENTIAL.

YOU?!

WITHOUT MY MONEY AND ORGANIZATION,

YOU'D BE OUT IN THE RAIN WATCHING YOUR FACE RUST!

[ HISSES ]

[ Strained ] GOLD...STRIP...

SELENA SAID IT WOULD INTERRUPT CONTROL.

I MUST CONCENTRATE.

CONCENTRATE.

THIS BICKERING IS SENSELESS, COBRA COMMANDER.

WE ARE ALLIES.

NOW, MAY WE?

OF COURS-S-S-E.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SIZZLING ]

STOP THE PRISONER!

[ LASER FIRE ]

Computerized voice: IDENTIFICATION, PLEAS-S-E.

[ BEEPING ]

HE MUST NOT LEAVE ALIVE!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HERO.

[ THUD ]

YOU ARE HURT.

I'LL BE FINE. BUT I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

THE VIPER GLIDER.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY. HURRY.

Cobra Commander: I'LL HAVE YOU ALL PUNISHED

IF DUKE ESCAPES!

STRIKE, COBRA! STRIKE!

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU, SELENA.

THERE IS NO NEED.

WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU?!

I KNOW SECRET WAYS BACK TO THE SLAVE PENS.

NO ONE WILL KNOW I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN YOUR ESCAPE.

NOW GO!

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY,

UNTIL I COME BACK TO FREE YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE.

ANY SECOND NOW...

THERE!

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!

[ HISSES ]

[ WIND RUSHES ]

AFTER HIM, YOU DOLTS-S-S!

HURRY! HURRY!

[ HISSES ]

[ WIND RUSHING ]

[ BEEP ]

SCARLETT: Ready when you are, Snake Eyes.

TAKE COVER!

[ HUMMING ]

[ ALL GASP ]

Flash: YOU DID IT!

Snow Job: FRESH, SNOWY AIR!

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SMELL IT AGAIN.

-I -- [ ARTILLERY FIRE ]

WE GOT COMPANY!

COBRA!

COBRA!

[ LASER FIRE, ARTILLERY FIRE ]

THEY CAN'T GET IN, WE CAN'T GET OUT.

THE FAILSAFE ACTIVATOR, MAJOR.

AN EXPLOSIVE CHARGE WAS PLACED IN THE MINE

FOR AN OCCASION JUST LIKE THIS.

[ LOW RUMBLE ]

Scarlett: A FAILSAFE DEVICE!

IT'S UNLEASHED A RADIOACTIVE CLOUD!

[ GUNSHOTS, LASER FIRE ]

WE CAN STAY HERE AND LEARN TO GLOW IN THE DARK,

OR WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND MAYBE GET CUT TO PIECES.

SNAKE EYES!

WE'LL TRY A BREAK-OUT WHEN HE JOINS US.

COME IN, SNAKE EYES.

ACKNOWLEDGE, SNAKE EYES.

ACKNOWLEDGE!

Tripwire: HE'S LOWERING A RADIOACTIVE SHIELD!

GET OUT OF THERE, SNAKE!

THERE WAS NO TIME FOR HIM TO GET OUT.

HE KNEW THAT WHEN HE BROUGHT IT DOWN TO SAVE US.

[ SOBS ]

Snow Job: THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HIM.

AND WE CAN'T GET AT THE CRYSTALS, EITHER.

HEY!

LOOKIT THERE!

Scarlett: A WAY OUT!

IT MUST HAVE OPENED AUTOMATICALLY

WHEN SNAKE EYES LOWERED THE SHIELD!

[ LASER FIRE ]

COME ON!

WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, SNAKE EYES,

WE OWE YOU OUR LIVES.

FOR NOW, WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS TRAP.

[ LASER FIRE CONTINUES ]

LET'S MOVE OUT BEFORE COBRA COMES IN HERE AFTER US.

LOOK OUT!

AFTER HIM!

[ LASER FIRE ]

[ GASPS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] HE'S HAD IT!

[ GASPING, GRUNTING ]

THERE'LL BE A BONUS FOR ALL OF US!

[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]

[ GASPING ]

[ COUGHS ]

HE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD, DOC. IS HE GOING TO MAKE IT?

HIS VITAL SIGNS ARE WEAK, COVER GIRL,

BUT DUKE'S NO ORDINARY MAN.

FULL EMERGENCY TEAM, READY.

Man: AS WORLD LEADERS RENDEZVOUS

TO AWAIT THE ORDERS OF THE COBRA COMMANDER,

THIS IS THE SCENE AT TANU ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC.

THE AMERICAN DELEGATE TO THIS RELUCTANT CONFERENCE

IS PRESIDENTIAL APPOINTEE GENERAL FLAGG.

GENERAL, WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT'S POSITION

ON THIS SITUATION?

SIMPLY THIS --

WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO COBRA,

NO MATTER WHAT THEIR THREATS MAY BE.

[ Foreign accent ] THE POSITION OF MY COUNTRY IS --

[ ENERGY PULSATING ]

-HEY. WHAT HAPPENED? -Stalker: THEY'RE GONE, MAN.

THE SCREEN'S BLANK. JUST LIKE THE RED ARMY!

BOASTFUL FOOLS-S-S!

YOUR RASH STATEMENTS OF BRAVERY ARE POINTLESS!

THIS IS THE FATE

OF ALL WHO REJECT MY SUPREMACY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

THE FATE OF YOUR LEADERS WILL BE YOURS

IF YOU CONTINUE TO DEFY US.

SURRENDER TO THE NEW COBRA ORDER

OR BECOME OUR MINDLESS SLAVES.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

Scarlett: THERE'S DUKE! HE'S BEEN HURT!

WHAT?

STALKER...

WH-- H-HOW DID I GET HERE?

Stalker: WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD TELL US.

YOU WERE WITH COBRA,

AND IF YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO COBRA HEADQUARTERS,

WE COULD PUT AN END TO THIS NIGHTMARE FAST.

IT'S NO USE. I -- I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

NOTHING EXCEPT...

EXCEPT A FACE.

A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

YOU GOT TO REMEMBER, MAN. SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, YOU MUST!

IF YOU CAN'T, COBRA'S WON IT ALL.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,

COBRA ROBOTS BLAST THEIR WAY INTO THE CRYSTAL MINE,

FREEING THE DANGEROUSLY RADIOACTIVE SNAKE EYES,

WHILE A G.I. JOE TEAM DIVES TO THE OCEAN FLOOR

IN SEARCH OF THE PRECIOUS ELEMENTS NEEDED

TO STOP COBRA'S REIGN OF DESTRUCTION.

AND DUKE AND THE BARONESS UNEXPECTEDLY JOIN FORCES

IN A TERRIFYING STRUGGLE AGAINST THE GIANT TUBEWORMS,

ALL IN "THE WORMS OF DEATH," THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

OF "G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO."