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Our baby has the BRCA gene, Bill.

We got this, Dani.

When you're the one laid up in the hospital,

you see things differently.

Once again, All About Eva couldn't wait to step

into the spotlight and play her most iconic role.

Our new diet regimen begins now.

What the hell is happening to me?

You've bopped around France. Have you heard of this vineyard?

♪ ♪

DANI: What's up with you and that bottle?

You barely took a sip earlier and now

you're staring at it like it's one of those tasteful nudes

you've taken of me.

Would you care to join me for an after-dinner

workout at the club?

How can you even think

about lifting weights after that meal?

I clearly did not eat as much as you did, so I'm good.

Well, as much as I would love to watch you get all sweaty,

unfortunately, I do have to go back to my office

and get some notes from the hospital.

Wait, you actually take handwritten session notes?

How original.

If my patients see me on a tablet,

they'll think I'm playing games or scrolling social media

and not listening to them.

How about we meet up after your workout

and that'll help me get my own cardio in,

if you get my drift.

I love your drift.

Whoo! Nicole, darling.

It has been too long.

Mwah. Mwah.

Evening, Pamela. This is...

I know exactly who you are.

[Vanessa clears throat]

If you're looking for Joey, he had to handle

something out on the floor.

I'm sorry. Who the hell are you?

Well, you didn't really think you were

the only woman in Joey's life, now, did you?

I'm well aware there are other women in Joey's life.

Cocktail waitresses, dealers, Heart Attach employees.

-Which are you? -Well, I don't sling drinks

and I don't shuffle cards and I'm not a sex worker.

But I did share a bed with Joey for many, many years.

♪ ♪

Of course, you get the most virtuous smoothie available.

Need to build up our stamina for pickleball.

I hope our court opens up soon.

Congressman Richardson, as I live and breathe.

Hello to you, too, Smitty.

-Good evening, Anastasia. -How are you?

Well, I hadn't had a chance to congratulate you

on your primary victory.

Thanks. I couldn't have done it without a lot of support.

I knew the Duprees were powerful,

but conjuring up a tornado to make you the hero--

that takes it to a whole different level.

How selective of you to dismiss actual effort.

Credit where credit is due.

And that brings us to your father, Martin.

Thanks to him, that cut I sustained didn't leave

a horrible scar.

Can you imagine this face marred like that?

That man's skills are impressive, aren't they?

MARTIN: The way I beat his face that night.

I just found out that my father was called in.

SMITTY: Plastic surgery.

...a consummate professional of plastic surgery...

Anastasia, please stop.

Oh, good for you. Choosing fruit over chocolate, huh?

Oh, it's only because I already finished the last of it.

These cabinets could use a restock.

Yeah, I know.

I have a list all ready for Shanice's approval.

Actually, maybe you could pass it to her

and we could get it approved faster.

Nurse Morgan, are you using my relationship

with your supervisor to get your sweet fix?

Oh, absolutely. Whatever it takes.

You know what? Maybe--

I'm just thinking out loud here--

you could slip it to her when you're,

uh, thinking you might tell her you love her again.

Oh, I didn't know it was common knowledge that Shanice

and I said we love each other.

Oh, come on, Ted.

You must know by now that old saying is true.

"Telegram, telephone, tell a nurse,

and your business is already out there."

Oh, come on. I'm just yanking your chain, Dr. Richardson.

I mean, Shanice, she only told me.

So maybe not everybody knows.

Oh.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

No. No, you didn't.

People knowing I'm in a happy relationship is a nice

change of pace from being known as the guy

who, uh, wrecked his own marriage.

Okay, break's over.

-And as for restocking the cabinets... -Yeah?

That's all on you.

Oh, good. Ashley.

Naomi, what are you doing here at this hour?

Well, Dr. McCormick suggested Dr. Mann

as a potential expert witness for Madison's case,

so she pushed our meeting to tonight.

But I'm glad I ran into you. I have something for you.

What? A gift?

What's the occasion?

For you being such a good friend

and supporting me while I was dealing with

-the whole BRCA situation. -No. I only

nudged you once or twice to come clean with your family.

That's it.

Okay. It was more than that,

and you know it, bestie. Here.

-No, I can't accept that. -Why not?

Because I'm unworthy of the title of bestie. I...

I'm not the friend you think I am.

You are and I hope always will be my best friend.

What are you talking about?

So it didn't feel like betrayal at the time,

but the more that I think about it...

Just tell me, what did you do?

Your mom stopped by here and she wanted to talk. And...

...I discussed your BRCA situation with her.

I had no idea.

See, that proves my point.

I didn't send her packing and I didn't even

call my best friend to give her the heads-up

that I was talking about her behind her back.

Please don't beat yourself up about it.

During her wild modeling days, heads of small countries

would attempt to send my mother packing without success.

And I know you discussing my healthcare with my mom was

done with the best of intentions.

Do you really mean that?

Your title of bestie is still safely in place.

All I feel from you is love and support and I just

want to show you that in return.

It's for a spa day at the club.

Facial, deep-tissue massage, whatever you want.

Okay, I will accept this.

Under one condition.

Join me?

Oh, easy. Condition accepted.

How do you two know each other?

Pamela Curtis, cofounder

of the Dupree/Curtis Modeling Agency.

And you are our next top model.

Do you snowboard?

Never mind, we can get you lessons.

I'm-I'm-I'm flattered, but I'm a doctor, not a model.

Oh, you can be both in my capable hands.

I mean, after all, I took Dani Dupree to

supermodel status twice.

A little help here?

Uh, you should see him without his shirt on.

Oh, be still, my heart.

But no need, with those dreamy eyes.

You could sell water to a whale.

Okay, thank you.

But this has really got to stop.

-PAMELA: Aw... -[phone vibrates]

Ooh, I'm buzzing.

I'll be back. Excuse me.

Oh, why the rush?

-Oh. Oh... -Bye.

Oh! Oh, my goodness. Yes.

I think Dani will be thrilled at your proposition. Thank you.

I was just, um, cleaning up after your visit with Vanessa

when I noticed, um, this very interesting design on the label.

-You see it right here? -Oh.

Your artistic eye never ceases to amaze me.

You find beauty in the smallest of details.

I do. I...

Anyway, right now all I want to do is appreciate yours.

Well, show, don't tell, honey.

[phone vibrates]

Oh, sorry.

Pamela and I are still trying to book that campaign.

That's what I get for being married to such

-a driven businesswoman. -You love it.

Pamela.

Did one of our models book the snowboarding shoot?

Oh, no.

Not yet. Though I did just meet this delicious specimen who'd be

magnificent for the job.

We just have to convince him to exchange

his scalpel for a smile,

then we could resubmit for the gig.

Well, if this isn't about the shoot,

then what's going on?

I just received the most interesting call,

so get your divine self to Uptown ASAP

so we can discuss.

I can't. I am being appreciated.

Dani, do you recognize this tone of voice?

The one where you won't take no for an answer?

You got it on the first try.

Now, please, come on down. If you want to be appreciated,

I'm about to make your night.

I doubt it's gonna be as good as this, but I am intrigued.

Is it okay if Andre comes with?

I've been indulging in some bubbly

and I don't think it's a good idea for me to drive.

Oh, of course. Absolutely.

He's gonna be excited to hear this news, too. Okay.

I will see you soon. Mwah.

Mm.

Well...

our presence is being demanded by Pamela at Uptown.

-Because? -No explanation.

But at least we're bound to get answers from her tonight,

while the sender of this very expensive champagne bottle

remains a mystery.

Oh, well. I'm gonna get upstairs

and freshen up, then we can head out. Cool?

-Yeah, cool. -Okay.

You shared a bed with Joey.

So, you are the infamous ex-wife, I presume.

Oh, God, no.

Then?

Oh, more clues. Um...

He used to hog the covers. Don't you hate that?

Something like that can be annoying, yes.

When did this cover hogging take place?

Oh, well...

Oh, gosh, we were together

on so many stormy nights, it's hard to keep count.

I was scared of thunder, so when the storm would blow in,

I would go grab my stuffed shark and crawl in bed with Joey.

Stuffed shark?

He used to love to make fun of me for it.

It was missing teeth at the top,

so my brother would say, "It's really hard

to be intimidating when you have to gum your prey."

Your brother?

My brother.

Yeah. Oh, sorry, I guess this is one of those moments

where my sense of humor doesn't really sync up

with the rest of the world.

Uh...

I'm Heather, his sister.

Joey's sister. Yeah.

And you are, um...

a cocktail waitress, dealer, Heart Attach employee?

Sweetie, no, I'm Joey's partner.

Oh.

"Partner"? I have never heard him use that word.

Not only did he use it,

he raised the subject and we agreed

on that particular label.

I've never known him to need or want one of those,

except for maybe his...

...witch of an ex-wife.

I take it you knew her?

Unfortunately, yes. Ugh.

She just, like, sucked him in, then threw him out

for a low-rent pit boss.

May she rot in hell.

Good to know I'm not the only one who has his back.

So, does Joey know you're here or...

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean,

I like to keep him on his toes, though, so...

Are you in love with my brother?

You don't mince words, do you?

I like to keep everybody on their toes.

Do you love him?

You don't have to answer that.

Oh, I don't mind, and I don't care who knows.

I'm madly in love with your brother.

Madly?

That's an interesting choice of words.

I guess you have to be a little crazy to fall in love with him.

I think you have a live wire here.

No argument there.

You should have heard the way she was speaking to me earlier.

If it had been anyone other than your partner...

Except it wasn't.

Anastasia, please forgive me.

I'm not inclined to make light of a natural disaster

that's affected so many people in this community,

not to mention my family.

I see.

And when you made the joke about conjuring up a tornado,

I lost my cool.

And again, I apologize.

Your tone was positively abusive.

To make up for my outburst, how about I cover your meal?

I insist you order the most decadent dessert on the menu.

I suppose it's only right I should extend you some grace,

considering the family you come from.

SMITTY: Bye.

How much you want to bet that grace is gonna cost me?

I'm sure she's gonna order

the most expensive bottle of wine, too.

Yeah, there's no doubt about it.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Anastasia's words took me back

to that awful night on that country road.

I reacted.

I'm sorry.

That night's gonna be with us

for the rest of our lives, isn't it?

Probably. But thanks for understanding.

Well, I hope you heard the part where I said "us" and "our."

You're not gonna have to face this alone.

If you want, we can go home and relax.

Pickleball's not going anywhere.

And neither are we.

I want to kick Roger Dornin's ass on that court.

-And release some of this lingering energy. -Okay.

Well, then, we'll take the Daffy Dornins down a notch.

Tired of him and his brother talking smack.

Team Richardson-Smith?

Team Richardson-Smith, baby.

Come on.

-[knocking on door] -[door opens]

Hope I'm not interrupting.

Ashley told me you were working late tonight.

Uh, there's always time for you. Come on in.

I thought one of the perks of being a plastic surgeon

was that you could do a boob job and a brow lift

and still make your afternoon tee time at the club.

Exactly right, and then I had the bright idea

to, uh, start my own practice,

which shot my life of leisure to hell.

I'm just catching up on some procedures

while Kat and Eva were in the hospital.

Oh, thank God they both made it through that.

Amen.

Uh, and why are you here after hours?

Oh, I had to pick up my patient notebook.

You and your archaic note-taking method.

If it isn't broke, there's no reason to fix it.

Hmm.

So, are you gonna tell me the, uh,

real reason why you came to visit?

What makes you think...

Fine.

When I found out you were still here,

I wanted to stop by because...

...I heard that you were in love, again.

You heard right. I'm in love with Shanice.

I know that may be a little bit awkward for you to hear.

Not at all.

I'm happy for the two of you.

I even told Shanice that I couldn't have picked

a better partner for you.

But come on, this is weird, right?

Oh, incredibly.

Uh, life has been weird for us since our anniversary party,

which ended up being our last.

Mm. All the drama with Dana and...

finding out Eva was my daughter.

And now you are in love with another woman.

It must feel wonderful.

But?

No buts.

All things considered, I think that we have handled

the changes with grace.

Well, much of that credit goes to you.

You haven't once stepped to Shanice

the way I did with Carlton

when I found out you two were dating.

Sure, but you have shown growth.

You didn't challenge Kial to ten rounds

when you found out I was dating him.

Yeah, mostly because I was blindsided by the new look

and your new man.

Me dating two men at the same time.

Weird for you, right?

Oh, yeah.

Are you falling in love with Carlton or Kial?

I am not ready to commit my heart

to any one man yet, let alone two.

Kial and Carlton both bring something unique to my life,

but until I find the one man

who gives me everything that I need,

I'll keep the status quo.

You may have already chosen, albeit subconsciously.

I can't wait to hear your take on my love life.

I've been paying attention,

and you've been giving Kial the advantage.

You bring him the family events,

Kat says you have a key to his place.

He's always at the house.

Tell me, when's the last time

you invited Carlton to spend the night?

All right, now you're crossing the line, Ted.

You better get back in your lane and stay there.

I hope you'll be in town long enough

for Joey to make you dinner.

Who? My brother?

I didn't know you were interested in the culinary arts.

Didn't you start when you were young?

I discovered my joy of cooking later in life,

so Heather hasn't experienced it much.

Wow.

I can't believe you haven't seen any of his videos.

This man is a master.

Videos?

Oh, well, I did keep tabs on him for a little bit, but then...

...I stopped. I just wanted to make a really clean break

from my past.

Well, you didn't miss much.

No, these videos I am very much looking forward to seeing.

Do you wear a "kiss the cook" apron?

-No apron. -Eh, no. No apron.

You know, our father would have never approved of this.

Are you kidding me-- Joey in the kitchen?

Other than to maybe come and grab a beer and ask

what time dinner was gonna be ready.

He always believed that that was women's work.

Well, in the end,

he didn't really have anything to say about it, did he?

Our father...

mysteriously disappeared.

-He had a lot of enemies. -I've heard.

Oh. So you are informed, little...

partner?

Well, Heather, it's been great to see you,

-Oh. -but we have dinner reservations

-and we don't want to be late. -Oh, don't be impolite, Joey.

Heather's here. After so many years apart,

surely we can add one more to the reservation.

I like her.

Uh, well, Heather,

would you care to join us?

I would love to, but I have a plane to catch.

I know. Maybe next time I'm in town,

you can do a whole feast thing for me.

Meantime, I am so thrilled that I got to meet you, Vanessa.

I'm really happy

that your heart has a safe harbor right now.

All right, you two lovebirds, have fun at dinner.

Well.

She was... polite.

That's Heather's M.O.

She prefers it when people underestimate her.

Maybe, but...

I think she was legitimately happy for you.

I know better.

Heather can't be trusted.

So, are you using Dr. Mann as your expert witness?

I still have another doctor to interview,

but she was really impressive.

Factual without being preachy, and personable,

which helps when you're showing evidence to a jury.

How is this case going?

Tougher than it needs to be.

The opposing attorney is my dad's ex law partner,

-Mm-hmm. -and he's determined to use this lawsuit

as payback for getting fired.

But Dad and I will not stop fighting for Madison.

How are things with Grayson?

Oh. Um, good.

Yeah. You know, he's bartending at Uptown.

-That's his new side gig. -So, how many hours

is he putting in there on top of his job at the lab?

I know what you're getting at. That he won't have time for me.

But we are making things work.

You know, I see him here, and, uh,

I don't mind hanging out with him at Uptown

from time to time.

He's working so hard to pay his mother's medical bills.

All I want to do is, just, is support him 100%, you know?

See? I was right.

You're the best friend and girlfriend in the universe.

I'm proud of you, son, for following through

on that manager position at the clinic.

Yes, Noah, our deal still stands.

I will send you the cash.

Great. All right. Hey, why don't we meet at the house later

and we'll prepare for your interview tomorrow?

Okay. See you later.

Dr. Rollins.

I was delighted to see your name on the new member roster.

May I be amongst the first to bid you welcome?

Thank you, Miss...

Anastasia Belleclaire.

There are so many wonderful activities

and experiences the club can offer.

I'd love to give you a personal tour.

No need. Ms. Nicole Dupree, she showed me around.

You must have seen me here with her.

Forgive me if I have a hard time

keeping count of the many, many men keeping Nicole company.

I'm sorry, there must be some kind of confusion.

I thought you were the one who had a stable of ex-husbands.

Oh, so I heard.

Those Duprees.

Always gossiping.

I'm sorry. Will you excuse me?

Hey, you guys need a hand?

I think I broke my ankle, and it's all Martin's fault.

So, why don't you tell me what happened?

He rolled his ankle playing pickleball.

Roger Dornin has an unfair advantage.

He has two bionic hips. he was all over the court.

You're lucky you have the slower Dornin.

Roger Dornin? Bionic hip?

We play him and his brother sometimes.

He's 83.

And why is this Martin's fault?

Because we had the chance to bail and go home,

-and Martin refused. -Hey, you wanted to face them

just as much as I did.

Yeah, that was before I realized

he recently upgraded his hardware.

Okay, let me just finish looking at it.

I know it could be just a sprain,

but I would like to do an ultrasound just to make sure

there's no ligament tears.

Torn ligament? Great.

Well, look on the bright side.

Maybe they'll upgrade your hardware,

make you a better match for Roger.

-Not funny, Martin. Ow. -Come on.

Sorry.

Force of habit. I'm used to helping you figure things out,

and when it comes to Carlton, I have thoughts.

When I need your help, I'll ask for it.

What are your thoughts?

Carlton's been around for years.

He represents something constant at a time in your life

when you're going through a lot of changes.

Is that a large part of the appeal for you?

I thought I was the shrink in the family.

I may not be a professional,

but I've learned how to read you over the years.

Maybe that's why you came by.

Not just to find out if I was in love with Shanice,

but to talk to someone who could help you figure out

if you're ready to fall in love again yourself.

I will neither confirm nor deny.

Hmm.

But I will admit that I still value your opinion.

You still know me better than anyone.

-Pammy! -Dani, my angel.

Aw. Andre.

-Mwah. Mwah. -Hi, Pamela.

-Hi. -All right, what was this big announcement

that you couldn't tell us over the phone?

Well, first I want to hear why you were drinking champagne

in the middle of the afternoon.

Are you celebrating something?

It was a wedding gift.

-Very belated, very expensive. -Hmm.

2018 Louis Broussard.

And no name on the gift card.

I love a good mystery.

Well, I don't, so spill. What is so important?

Why don't we sit at the table first?

-Yes? -If we must.

-I'll grab that. -Uh, let's see.

Does anybody want to order anything?

I order you to tell all right this instant.

All right. So much for anticipation-building.

I got a call from Tia Allen's people.

-The entertainment reporter? -Mm-hmm.

She wants to do a huge story on your modeling comeback.

-Oh, my. -Mm-hmm.

Not only does she want to interview you,

but she wants to interview people

that you have worked with,

especially those that you have inspired.

Well, Dani Dupree has inspired the whole world.

She's gonna need to make this a series

instead of a single story.

-Aw. -Well, my incredibly supportive husband

-might have a point. -Well,

he can support you on camera as well.

What do you mean?

Well, Tia wants to interview Dani's whole family--

Anita, Vernon, Naomi--

and she wants to get Chelsea's take on you being a momager.

She will be instructed to be kind.

So...

of course, she's going to want to interview

Dani's delectable husband so the world can find out

what it's like to be married to the comeback queen.

And she'll probably want photos that no one's seen, right?

Yes, absolutely.

So, what we have to do is first go through our list of contacts

so we can send them people that we want

to be potential in-interviewees.

DANI: Okay, perfect.

Don't get me wrong,

I love my sister,

But it's rare when she doesn't have an agenda,

and I don't want that to be you.

So, just don't let your guard down around her.

-All right? -Well, we might have gotten off

to a bumpy start, but I found Heather to be perfectly...

-...lovely. -Oh, she can be.

She can also be territorial when it comes to me.

Then we have that in common.

Look, I don't know how long it'll be

before she pops up again.

Could be days, could be years.

But if she does, and if anything seems off,

let me know right away.

-Okay. -Enough about Heather.

I don't want her taking up space in my head.

Not when you're dressed like that.

I thought you were famished.

Isn't that why you were so worried

about missing our reservation?

Oh, I'm ravenous. For you.

Hmm. How about a compromise?

An appetizer in your black truck on the way to the club?

Hmm.

Ah.

Hello, Anastasia.

You remember my guest, don't you?

Of course. Mr. Armstrong.

Mrs. Belleclaire.

Always a pleasure.

-You two look a mess. -Oh.

Vanessa, it's bad enough

dragging your low-rent companion across the club,

but now he can't even bother to comb his hair

or properly button his shirt?

VANESSA: According to the Abbotts

of Genoa City and the president of this country club,

Joey is a hero,

and should be treated with respect.

As for his hair, well, I needed something to hang onto

when the ride got a little rough.

Oh. Jealous?

Disgusted.

There is a club code of conduct

which you repeatedly choose to flout.

The board will be hearing about your indecencies

when I file a formal complaint.

Can I be there when you do?

I'd love to hear you say something indecent.

Oh, I knew you had a wild side after all.

Oh, Joey, she so does.

In the spirit of professionalism,

Diego regaled me with some of your adventures.

Oh, uh, by the way...

...to show their appreciation,

the board actually took me to lunch the other day.

So when you file that complaint, be sure to send my regards.

-Alessandro? -Oh, no, darling.

You broke his heart when you turned down his proposal.

-Mm-hmm. -Oh... Pasha.

Definitely.

That photo shoot of the two of you in Dubai?

-Gorge. -DANI: Out of this world.

Tia should interview Jackie Tyree.

The Anita Williams impersonator who officiated our wedding?

It was her post that kick-started

Dani's career renaissance.

-I love it. -PAMELA: Of course you do,

but it was really your idea.

When you mentioned that bottle of champagne before

and it being a belated wedding gift,

I realized that your wedding

is a vital part of your professional story.

It has to be part of the interview.

Agreed.

I am so excited.

DANI: Oh, my gosh.

Oh. Sarah Robinson.

Ugh. I don't feel like talking to her.

ASHLEY: Mm. Yeah, you guys,

we have more patients than rooms,

so means you're gonna have to wait a bit.

Understood.

And Smitty, you know, I, um,

I've been reading your articles about the Red Market ring.

I was really touched by your tribute to Derek.

Thanks.

I just tried to do him justice.

-Yeah. -I found a room we can take the ultrasound.

-Oh, you need help? -Uh, thank you,

but I think Martin and I can handle it.

-Okay, come on. Here we go. This way. -Careful.

Don't apply pressure.

Oh, you just missed your cousin.

-Martin? -How did you know?

He texted that Smitty got into a minor pickleball accident?

It's a good thing they ran into Dr. Rollins.

I'll let them know I'm here.

But first, you want some chocolate?

Ugh. You are a goddess.

I try. But that snack cabinet in your break room

-is sorely lacking. -Oh, I know.

I tried to get Ted to use his new relationship status

with Shanice to get it restocked ASAP,

and he turned me down.

What new relationship status?

I didn't see anything in our family group chat.

Oh. Well, Ted and Shanice have shared their first I-love-yous.

Isn't that so sweet?

Wow. That's huge.

I wonder how Aunt Nicole feels about it.

I should let you get back to work.

I won't make it a habit of popping in.

Feel free.

I'd still like to be the person you come to

when you need to talk things through.

You can't be, Ted.

Why not?

Because we're not together anymore.

We weren't just husband and wife, Nicole,

we were friends.

And we can still be friends.

Look, I'm willing to give it a try. Are you?

Why is this so important to you?

Because if we can salvage our friendship,

It would mean I didn't ruin everything that matters.

Okay.

Friends.

Friends.

Shanice said that Nicole took the news

about her and Ted in stride, basically gave her blessing.

Seriously, Aunt Nicole is the epitome of class,

because I don't know if I'd be so chill if I were her.

Well, I think it helps that she has two gorgeous men

-to keep her occupied. -Mm.

I know that's right.

-Cheers to her. -Mm-hmm.

-Nicole. -Did you skip your workout

-so you can escort me home? -Yes and no.

Uh, but I'll gladly do that if you don't mind

sticking around a little longer.

I just finished up with a patient.

NICOLE: Smitty. What happened?

Oh, I was just about to text you.

Roger Dornin happened.

Daddy's old roommate from his Banneker days?

He might be old, but he is still pretty spry.

Kial, how long do I have to use these crutches?

Oh, I prefer you keep it elevated

and stay off it as much as possible.

At least a day or two.

See? No time, babe.

You'll be back on the pickleball court soon.

Great.

What's going on here?

Smitty had a pickleball accident.

-He was playing against... -No names, please.

Well, a valiant opponent.

Nowhere near Granddad's age.

Roger Dornin got you, didn't he?

That old dude is fast as hell since he got those new hips.

Dad, what are you doing here so late?

Ah, I got behind at work and ended up catching up

with, uh, an old friend.

I am sick and tired of Anastasia

preening around this club like she owns the place.

Oh, I think you knocked her down a peg or three.

Well, not nearly enough.

I have half a mind to cancel my membership.

That way I wouldn't have to run into that insufferable woman.

Or deal with board members

who are only smiling to your face

because they're afraid you'll sue them

after what happened during the storm.

Well, choice is yours.

Why'd you pick the club for dinner anyway?

This isn't your kind of crowd, and you always find something

to criticize in one dish or another.

As for the cuisine, it's mostly good.

Aside from the abysmal way

the chef handles the mother sauces.

And as for why here,

I found that I rather enjoy ruffling overpriced feathers.

So, it's just that much more fun when I can enjoy myself

right in front of their smug faces.

In that case,

maybe I'll keep my membership intact.

To breaking the rules.

To breaking all the rules.

DANI: Tia has a huge social media presence.

So, I just looked at the analytics.

She hits a slightly younger demographic

who might not be familiar with my modeling history,

but they will be now.

Finally, you are getting the recognition

you so richly deserve.

I think it's time we do the thing.

Past time.

Okay, what the hell was that?

It's our Diva Dap.

We created it after I booked my first gig.

We only bring it out for special occasions.

So, let's teach you.

-Come on. Up, up, up. Yes. -No.

-Okay. Okay, okay, okay. -Let's go, let's go.

Okay, so we're gonna... right, hit, double,

and then hook the... Okay.

Right, hook the thumb, and then...

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